Wednesday, March 26, 2025

Davids Daily Dose - Wednesday March 26


1/. This story nails it - the reason why there is so much unrest and partisanship in this country [and indeed globally] is because of gross wealth inequality. Hamilton Nolan with an eye opening essay on how everything, everything we are going through now is because of the obscene wealth of a handful of individuals.

There is a lot of chaos emanating from Washington. A decade of Donald Trump’s presence as a political figure has shattered the assumptions of many who thought that they understood how things worked in America. This year’s drastically increased ideological aggression—the apparent determination of the administration and its allies to destroy the federal government itself, to run the White House like a mafia, to simultaneously undertake dozens of devastating existential changes—contributes to the swirling feeling of pandemonium. Not just the left, but all of the political establishment, feel themselves grasping for an anchor, something they can use to orient themselves and determine the way forward.                                                                                                                                                                    https://www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/the-underlying-problem?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=1536173&post_id=159551291&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=2cwgv&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email



2/. Dealing with MAGA....two minutes of great advice!



3/. Bernie is tapping into the anger of working people out there......

They gathered early in North Las Vegas, waiting under the hot sun in a snaking line in the middle of a workday for their chance to see Senator Bernie Sanders.

With stucco houses and apartment blocks interrupted by strip malls and trash-strewn vacant lots, this is not the Vegas you see in glamorous movies. It was, however, the setting for what Mr. Sanders, independent of Vermont, called the biggest crowd he had ever drawn here. Nevada was the first Southwestern stop for Mr. Sanders, who, along with Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, had set out on what the pair called the Fighting Oligarchy tour.



4/. Tom Tomorrow and the ICE boys.....



5/. Andrew Sullivan with another challenging post, and he questions the entire narrative around the origins of Covid and how we were lied to. 
The main issue is that if scientists, who are supposed to be impartial, lie to us and also screw up the whole Covid response, is it any surprise 
why people distrust the gub'mint and want it destroyed?
A thought provoking article....

I was never a Covid nutter, on either side. I had my paranoid moments early on, but I never expected the government to get everything right. Anyone passingly aware of the history of plagues knows that failure is just par for the course. Misinformation? Always and everywhere, the record shows. But I did have faith in cutting-edge modern science and the expertise at the NIH. I knew NIAID’s Tony Fauci from the AIDS days and remembered him very fondly. Most of the time he was being yelled at by Larry Kramer, I was on Fauci’s side. I trusted him.
I don’t anymore. Over the last five years, we have slowly found out that, on Covid-19, we were all misled and misdirected a lot. And nowhere is this more evident than in the debate over where the virus came from. From the very start, it seemed, every authoritative figure assured us that it came from a “wet market” in Wuhan, China, where many bats, raccoons, and pangolins (mmm) tended to hang out in close proximity.                                            



6/. I know I keep saying it, but I wish this was funny.....



7/. All they want to do is evil to hurt working people.....this is how they are gutting Social Security....

Millions of Americans who rely on Social Security benefits will face delays in accessing their earned payments as the Social Security Administration (SSA) eliminates phone-based identity verification. The rule change, set to take effect on March 31, removes a widely used method for verifying beneficiaries’ identities, forcing them to either navigate an online system or visit an SSA office in person.

The move has sparked immediate backlash from advocacy groups and lawmakers, who warn that it will disproportionately harm seniors, disabled individuals, and rural residents who rely on the now-eliminated phone verification process. Internal SSA memos show that the agency expects millions of people to face new barriers to accessing their benefits and that field offices—already facing massive layoffs—will be overwhelmed with new demands.                          https://www.nationofchange.org/2025/03/20/millions-face-delays-as-trump-administration-ends-social-security-phone-verification/



8/. Thomas Friedman on yet another issue we need to be worried about - AI, and the 
advantage the Chinese have.
Glad I'm the age I am......

There is a lot of talk in Beijing this week over when President Trump and President Xi Jinping of China will meet face to face. Some Chinese experts say the two leaders need to wait a few months until Trump decides exactly what tariffs he is going to impose on China — and sees what China will do in response.

Can I just butt in and say: “Excuse me, Mr. Presidents, but you two need to get together, like, tomorrow. But it’s not to discuss the golden oldies — tariffs, trade and Taiwan.

“There is an earthshaking event coming — the birth of artificial general intelligence. The United States and China are the two superpowers closing in on A.G.I. — systems that will be as smart or smarter than the smartest human and able to learn and act on their own. Whatever you both may think you’ll be judged on by history, I assure you that whether you collaborate to create a global architecture of trust and governance over these emerging superintelligent computers, so humanity gets the best out of them and cushions their worst, will be at the top.”



9/. "A Trip To The Museum".....AI indeed....



10/. A British writer gives his thoughts on the America heartland, and why they have turned MAGA.
He thinks it's the spiritual desolation of strip malls, chains, ugliness everywhere.
And how many times have you gone to a new city and thought this could be "anywhere USA".
The story is a little wordy, but it's a really interesting theory..... 

In 1941 Dorothy Thompson, an American journalist who reported from Germany in the lead-up to the second world war, wrote an essay for Harper’s about the personality types most likely to be attracted to Nazism, headlined “Who Goes Nazi?” “Those who haven’t anything in them to tell them what they like and what they don’t – whether it is breeding, or happiness, or wisdom, or a code, however old-fashioned or however modern, go Nazi,” Thompson wrote.

Talia Lavin, a US writer, recently gave Thompson’s idea an update on Substack with an essay of her own: “Who Goes Maga?”

The essay has since been taken down (I’m not sure why), but in it Lavin reimagined Thompson’s original dinner party setting, with various archetypes in attendance, offering in one or two paragraphs a brief but empathetic explanation for why each person has or has not “gone Maga”.

Eventually arriving at Mr I, an academic and a frequent traveller to France with family money, Lavin wrote: “Nonetheless, he will never go Maga and would spend his days in exile even if he got cut off from the family purse … because … he is a true devotee of beauty.” He finds in Maga “a hatred of things that are beautiful and strange, as all the things he loves are. Power holds no attraction for him, only beauty.”                                                                                                                      https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/mar/19/maga-america-suburban-donald-trump       




11/. Imagine - someone who takes Trump seriously......



12/. A Canadian white female is put in ICE prison for some BS visa thing......what a story.....
No wonder tourism is way down.....

There was no explanation, no warning. One minute, I was in an immigration office talking to an officer about my work visa, which had been approved months before and allowed me, a Canadian, to work in the US. The next, I was told to put my hands against the wall, and patted down like a criminal before being sent to an Ice detention center without the chance to talk to a lawyer.

I grew up in Whitehorse, Yukon, a small town in the northernmost part of Canada. I always knew I wanted to do something bigger with my life. I left home early and moved to Vancouver, British Columbia, where I built a career spanning multiple industries – acting in film and television, owning bars and restaurants, flipping condos and managing Airbnbs.

In my 30s, I found my true passion working in the health and wellness industry. I was given the opportunity to help launch an American brand of health tonics called Holy! Water – a job that would involve moving to the US.

I was granted my trade Nafta work visa, which allows Canadian and Mexican citizens to work in the US in specific professional occupations, on my second attempt. It goes without saying, then, that I have no criminal record. I also love the US and consider myself to be a kind, hard-working person.                          https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/19/canadian-detained-us-immigration-jasmine-mooney?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other




13/. Democrats.....




14/. Got the flu? Taking a road trip? Have a listen to this interview with Ezea Klein and David Shor.....
Completely fascinating and might change your mind about some ideas engaged Democratic voters [like you] believe in.
Two really intelligent guys talking about politics, and where we are going.



15/. A classic - Amy Schumer on the Ellen show.....very funny!



16/. The Guardian explains about tariffs and how they work, and why Trump's plan will not work..

I’ve been writing about manufacturing in the US since the 1980s, and it’s been heart-wrenching to report on dozens of factory closings and the devastation they have done to workers and communities. As the nation grasped for ways to slow these plant closings, I also wrote about Washington’s use of carefully employed trade measures, like targeted tariffs, and how they helped save some plants and jobs, especially in the steel industry.

Carefully targeted tariffs can be a winning strategy, but Donald Trump’s obsession with tariffs – especially across-the-board ones that are neither careful nor targeted – has already shown itself to be a lose-lose strategy.Perhaps it’s too generous to use the word strategy to describe what the president is doing, because his tariffs seem based on fiat and whim, not on thoughtful planning.



17/. "The End" movie review.....anything with Tilda Swinton I love already....

Michael Shannon and Tilda Swinton play the last super-rich couple in the world. He is a breezily self-assured energy magnate and she a former ballerina. After an environmental catastrophe 25 years ago, they retreated from civil disorder, deep underground into an eerily well-appointed suite of rooms with food, air and medicines in which they keep their colossal fine art collection. Their only son (George MacKay) busies himself creating a twee diorama of a quaintly imagined American landscape, and assisting his father with his self-serving autobiography that no one will read – in which he absolves himself of any blame for the climate crisis.




Today's one-liners.....
I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it's been
doing is gathering dust.

Every time someone comes up with a foolproof solution, along comes a more-talented fool.

I'll bet you $4,567 you can't guess how much I owe my bookie.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble
putting on your pants.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

When I married Miss Right, I had no idea her first name was Always.

My wife got 8 out 10 on her driver's test--the other two guys managed to jump out of her way.

There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking.

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly?

Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.

I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don't have mow it.

I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me.

I was going to wear my camouflage shirt today, but I couldn't find it.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie?

Money is the root of all wealth.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.



Today's religious joke...
A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery.
He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down.
Do you think I could stay the night?"
The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. 
As 
the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound unlike
anything he's ever heard before. The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus
into crashing his ship comes to his mind. He didn't sleep that night.
He tosses and turns trying to figure out what could possibly be making such
a seductive sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was,
but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."
Distraught, the man is forced to leave.
Years later, after never being able to forget that sound, the man goes back
to the monastery and pleads for the answer again.
The monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."
The man says, "If the only way I can find out what is making that beautiful
sound is to become a monk, then please, make me a monk."
The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of
grass there are and the exact number of grains of sand. When you find these
answers, you will have become a monk."
The man sets about his task.
After years of searching he returns as a gray-haired old man and knocks on
the door of the monastery. A monk answers. He is taken before a gathering of
all the monks.
"In my quest to find what makes that beautiful sound, I travelled the earth
and have found what you asked for: By design, the world is in a state of
perpetual change. Only God knows what you ask. All a man can know is
himself, and only then if he is honest and reflective and willing to strip
away self deception."
The monks reply, "Congratulations. You have become a monk. We shall now show
you the way to the mystery of the sacred sound."
The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The
sound is beyond that door."
The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is
another door made of stone. The man is given the key to the stone door and
he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. And so it went that he needed
keys to doors of emerald, pearl and diamond.
Finally, they come to a door made of solid gold. The sound has become very
clear and definite. The monks say, "This is the last key to the last door."
The man is apprehensive to no end. His life's wish is behind that door!
With trembling hands, he unlocks the door, turns the knob, and slowly pushes
the door open. Falling to his knees, he is utterly amazed to discover the
source of that haunting and seductive sound...
But, of course, I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.



Today's Martian joke
The year is 2122 and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating
enough Frequent Flier miles.

They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things.

Charlie asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how
they make money, etc.

Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex.

'Just how do you guys do it?' asks Maureen.

The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.'

A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the
night and experience one another...
Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips..
He's got only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long and just a
quarter-inch thick.

'I don't think this is going to work,' says Maureen.

'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?'

'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!'

'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With
each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively
long.

'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow.'

'No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his
member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely
exciting to the woman.

'Wow!' she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad passionate love.

The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their separate
ways. As they walked along, Charlie asks, 'Well, was it any good?'

'I hate to say it,' says Maureen, 'but it was wonderful.
How about you?'

'It was horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a headache...
She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears..'




Tuesday, March 18, 2025

Davids Daily Dose - Tuesday March 18



1/ Think we're going into a recession by accident? This is no accident - this is the plan......
Thom Hartmann explains it all in simple terms......

When the stock market crashes and working families lose everything, the morbidly rich don’t panic — they pour a drink. For them, a financial meltdown isn’t a crisis, it’s Happy Hour; a golden opportunity to buy up the world at fire-sale prices while the rest of us struggle to survive.

Recessions are also great opportunities for neoNazi recruiters, Russian social media trolls, and people who want to destroy our country. Billionaire lovers of neofascist strongman government are licking their lips and rubbing their hands in Bond-villain glee. For them, it’s a great time to be alive. Here’s why.

The stock market has been crashing in response to Trump’s tariffs, trade war threats, and embrace of Vladimir Putin and the possibility of a wider war in Europe. Back last December 18th, you’ll recall, the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office (CBO) predicted this exact scenario.                                    https://hartmannreport.com/p/stock-market-meltdown-the-morbidly-06a?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=302288&post_id=158881236&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=false&r=2cwgv&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email




2/. Early on in this very good Jimmy Kimmel he says 'Trump is crashing the economy for reasons unknown".
Having read #1 now you know.
Also in the clip are segments from right wing media, which you will not believe.....



3/. Sometimes it takes an outside observer with a different perspective to make sense of things.....
This is a fascinating article.....

This was my overwhelming thought the first time I stepped foot in the US. America is intense!

It might have been nothing but the biased opinion of a coddled European, but life in America felt needlessly hard, and riddled with impossible drawbacks that render the pursuit of happiness virtually impossible, reducing it to the pursuit of survival.

If free means free to live or die with no one to lend you a helping hand, then yes, it certainly felt like that.

I was in awe of the hardcore people who lived there, their tenacity and resilience, and their unadulterated dedication to giving their all to what they view as the best country in the world.



4/. A tech bro indeed!



5/. Bob Lefsetz on Chuck Schumer and the Democrats.....

This was his Napster moment.

And he failed.

Everything comes back to the music business. Which was the canary in the coal mine for digital disruption. When they finally started stealing movies…there was a trailer in the theatre scolding moviegoers not to, PAYING CUSTOMERS WHO WERE ALREADY THERE!

Never forget, those with money and status protect money and status first and foremost, they cannot question their beliefs.

Like Chuck Schumer.

Schumer seems to believe it’s business as usual. That the system works. As it is crumbling all around him. He reminds me of the executives who kept saying that the CD was perfect, who would want anything more…after ripping off the public with one good track on a disc they sold for fifteen bucks. The public was angry, the industry was ignorant, and then an explosion happened.

This time the explosion is on the other side, the Republican side, a slide towards authoritarianism. If you think Trump believes in the system…you just haven’t been following the news. He acts willy-nilly and dares the legal system to stop him, and so far it hasn’t done a great job of this.



6/. Jon Stewart lets Chuck Schumer have it......



7/. Watch Tesla stock tank again.....the Chinese have a far superior charging system....

The Chinese electric vehicle maker BYD has unveiled a new charging system that it said could make it possible for EVs to charge as quickly as it takes to refill with petrol.

BYD’s Hong Kong-listed shares gained 4.1% on Tuesday to hit a record high of 408.80 Hong Kong dollars, as investors bet that the company could strengthen its already commanding position as one of the world’s biggest electric carmakers.

Two new BYD models will be capable of receiving peak charging power of 1,000 kilowatts (kW), enabling them to travel 400km (249 miles) on a five-minute charge, the BYD founder, Wang Chuanfu, said at an event livestreamed from the company’s Shenzhen headquarters on Monday.                                                  https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/mar/18/byd-ev-fast-charging-system-petrol-fuel-speed?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other




8/. Bob Lefsetz on how Private Equity has ruined Southwest Airlines.....

I believe in Southwest Airlines.

I think it’s the irreverence that hooked me. The flight attendants who pick up the intercom with attitude, who make jokes, like regular people. You see more of that in advertising these days, what works is the vernacular, with a sense of humor. But on most airlines… Everything is deadly serious, and the flight attendants are working reluctantly. You go into the back and ask for something, anything, and they roll their eyes and…

Not on Southwest.

And I like that it’s egalitarian. That we’re all in it together. That there’s no first class. You line up and you get on. And if you’re willing to pay a small fee you can get closer to the front of the line so you can get a seat that will satisfy you. I’ve always gotten a seat on the aisle, which is what I am looking for.

But in the past couple of years…                                                                                                                                               https://lefsetz.com/wordpress/2025/03/11/bags-no-longer-fly-free/



9/. So amazingly corrupt....



10/. Tesla owners are disguising their Teslas as other brands.....good luck with that!

As oligarch Elon Musk continues to bulldoze entire sectors of the federal government via his so-called Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), the backlash has taken a toll on automaker Tesla, which counts him as both CEO and de facto head of marketing. Protesters have targeted the business while denouncing Musk’s far-right ideology, and there are signs of weakness in the once-soaring stock. It’s gotten bad enough that on Tuesday, Donald Trump had his top advisor and megadonor show off Tesla models for a tacky photo-op in the White House driveway, where the president told Americans to support the company and pledged to buy a Model S himself.



11/. I wish this was funny.....



12/. Really interesting story about Denmark and the Scandinavian lifestyle....sounds a hell of a lot better than Trump's Amerika.....

A

fter more than a decade of Danish hygge, cycling through sleet, and learning to pronounce words made up mainly of vowel sounds, my family and I have moved back to the UK. And it’s been … bewildering. My Scandi adventure began as a one-year experiment when my husband’s job at Lego took us to Jutland, and I worked as a Scandinavia correspondent. But we found we loved living Danishly. We had three children – all born into a health system that to this day leaves me in awe.

 And I dedicated 12 years to researching what makes the ­Nordic countries so special (as well as where they fall short). I enjoyed a more straightforward existence, where once you knew the (very clear) social rules and how to play by them, life was relatively easy. But in September we head back to the UK, driven by family and work commitments. We moved to the countryside, swapping Danish bakeries and design shops for tractors and a ­scarcity of street lights. My children miss their friends, their school, the only home they’ve ever known and the culture they have grown up in. We’ve had to start over. The question is: can we bring a slice of Denmark home with us, or have I ruined British life for ever by becoming too Danish? Here are 10 lessons I’m holding on to.



13/. Tom Tomorrow nails it again......



14/. No politics - just a juicy murder mystery!

Dr. Steven Schwartz was found dead in his garage 11 years ago with his throat slashed and two bullets in his head.

No one has been convicted of murder in connection with his case, but a civil jury earlier this month awarded Schwartz’s children nearly $200 million in a wrongful death lawsuit.

The defendant? Their stepmother.

Rebecca Schwartz, 64, was found responsible for her husband’s death in civil court on March 4. She has not been criminally charged in his killing, though the Pinellas state attorney says the investigation is still open. She has denied killing him.

The lawsuit details a yearslong investigation into the high-profile homicide.



15/. Today's video - a classic - Emma Stone and Jimmy Fallon have a lip-sync battle.....she is amazing....


16/. Vanity Fair lists the best movies on Hulu.....

Each night, you look into your lover’s eyes and ask, “Will no legacy media outlet tell me about the best movies on Hulu?” Luckily, Vanity Fair is here for you. One glance at the platform’s A-to-Z listing reveals that there are almost too many good movies on Hulu to choose from, and it can become a chore to figure out which to choose.

After a deep dive into the Hulu archive (the Hu-chive?), we’ve selected a top mix of classics, comedies, dramas, horror pictures, documentaries, and, importantly, a few titles that got overlooked upon their initial release. Our list is in alphabetical order, so you gotta scroll close to the bottom to get to Y Tu Mamá También. Hu loves ya?                                                                                                                                                                                    https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/story/the-best-movies-on-hulu-to-watch-right-now?utm_source=nl&utm_brand=vf&utm_mailing=VF_CH_03132025&utm_medium=email&bxid=5be9d5dd3f92a40469e409a5&cndid=24450331&hasha=757da4c757bd7d86b040a18975d30c93&hashb=2bad61b1bd19c0a6a3a4a38617b56bc8e87c94e9&hashc=fbbe473f5037f7de779a9b352866aaa97ce40dede88d542358cbe645dd211019&esrc=OIDC_SELECT_ACCOUNT_PAGE&mbid=mbid%3DCRMVYF012019&source=EDT_VYF_NEWSLETTER_0_COCKTAIL_HOUR_ZZ&utm_campaign=VF_CH_03132025&utm_term=VYF_Cocktail_Hour



17/. We watched this series "Devil In The Family", and it's riveting but it's about shallow and appalling people, 
so hold your nose if you see it....
The Guardian likes it.....

Ruby Franke turned her life into content for years, so there is a bleak irony in her content being repurposed now to reveal the extent of her crimes. As a vlogger, she and her husband, Kevin, made a living from YouTube, posting videos on the popular channel 8 Passengers, now defunct, about Mormon family life and parenting their six children in the picturesque city of Springville, Utah. But in 2023 Franke was arrested and charged with aggravated child abuse and sentenced to up to 30 years in prison. The astonishing three-part documentary Devil in the Family: The Fall of Ruby Franke tells the story, from the beginning of the family’s internet fame in 2015 all the way to Franke’s imprisonment.                                                                                                   https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2025/mar/12/truly-jaw-dropping-astonishing-true-crime-show-devil-in-the-family-is-next-level-tv




18/. A five star TV series....."Adolescence".......on Netflix....
We have watched three of the four episodes, and it's riveting.....
I can personally strongly recommend this....

Jack Thorne and Stephen Graham’s drama about a teen accused of murder is astounding. 
Its dazzling performances, and the devastating questions it asks, will linger with you

There have been a few contenders for the crown over the years, but none has come as close as Jack Thorne’s and Stephen Graham’s astonishing four-part series Adolescence, whose technical accomplishments – each episode is done in a single take – are matched by an array of award-worthy performances and a script that manages to be intensely naturalistic and hugely evocative at the same time. Adolescence is a deeply moving, deeply harrowing experience.                                                           https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2025/mar/13/adolescence-review-the-closest-thing-to-tv-perfection-in-decades?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other




19/. No streaming service will run it, no movie distributor will put it in theaters under pressure from pro-Israel groups and Trump.
This Documentary on what is being done to Palestinians on the West bank just won an Oscar.
Not about Gaza, which has been destroyed, but the West Bank. 
And as of this morning [Tuesday] the Israelis just killed another 400 Palestinians....

The Oscar win for “No Other Land” for best documentary ought to have been a triumphant moment for Palestinian and Israeli cinema and society — a rare instance in which artists from both communities stood on the world stage together to receive acclaim for a film they made together. But not everybody was celebrating. The reception of “No Other Land” became a microcosm of the very struggle the film seeks to document. The Israeli minister of culture referred to the Oscar win as “a sad moment for the world of cinema.”




Today's Irish joke
A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant .
"Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. 
I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".
Yes, sir!" answers Murphy.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: "So, Murphy, how was your day?"
Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. 
"The first one had a headache so he did, I gave him Paracetamol."
"Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir" says Murphy.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does.
Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everything including her bra and her knickers and lies down on the table, and shouts: 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen any man!'"
"Thunderin' lard Jesus Murphy, what did you do?" asks the doctor
"I put drops in her eyes.



Today's blind person joke
A woman goes into a Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. 
She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line. 
It's a good all around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" 
As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

"Oh, that sounds like a Mastercard," he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. 
At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. 
Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? 
How did you get $34.50?"

He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50."


 
Today's compilation jokes
Pythagoras’ Theorem.…………………………24 words.
The Lord’s Prayer……………………………………66 words.
Archimedes’ Principle…………………………………67 words.
The Ten Commandments……………………………….179 words.
The Gettysburg Address………………………………………286 words.
The US Declaration of Independence………………………..1,300 words.
The US Constitution with all 27 Amendments……………………7,818 words.
EU Regulations on the sale of Cabbages……………………………………26,911 words
 
 
Impossibilities in the world.
 1.     You can’t count your hair.
 2.     You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
 3.     You can’t breathe when your tongue is out.
  Put your tongue back in your mouth you silly person.
 
  

Ten (10) things I know about you.
 1.     You are reading this
 2.     You are human.
 3.     You can’t say the letter ”P” without separating your lips.
 4.     You just attempted to do it.
 6.     You are laughing at yourself
7.     You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
 8.     You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
 9.     You are laughing at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
 10.  You are probably going to send this on to see who else falls for it.
 
You have received this email because I did not want to be alone in the ‘idiot’ category.