Wednesday, October 9, 2024

Davids Daily Dose - Wednesday October 9th


1/. Michael Moore with a prediction - Trump is toast!
Remember he was one of the very few public figures that called it right in 2016.....

Right now, if you know how to really read the polls, or if you have access to the various private and internal polling being conducted by and shared only amongst the elites, Wall Street, and Members of Congress, then you already know that this election was over weeks ago. Trump simply refused to believe that “Sleepy Joe” was no longer his opponent and that there was instead “some woman” claiming she was “Black” who was now going to pummel him on Election Day. He soon became unhinged, ranted for hours about Hannibal Lecter, Haitians cannibalizing your pets, and a nonstop drone of oral diarrhea spewing misogyny, racism and essentially claiming that if he loses “it will be the Jews’ fault.” 
The vast majority of the country, the normal people, have seen enough and want the clown car to disappear into the MAGA vortex somewhere between reality and Orlando. 



2/. The absolute best endorsement of Harris I have yet seen.....Bruce Springsteen.....wonderful!


3/. Thomas Friedman in the Times with a very sobering article about Israel, who have painted themselves into a very unpleasant corner.....
Excellent and scary article.....

What would you do?

There is no other question that Israel’s government has posed to the world more often since Hamas invaded Israel on Oct. 7 and Hezbollah attacked Israel on Oct. 8.

What would your country do if terrorists crossed your western border and killed, maimed, kidnapped or sexually abused hundreds of Israelis they encountered and the next day their Hezbollah allies sent rockets over your northern border, driving away thousands of civilians — all cheered on by Iran?

What would you do?

It is a powerful and relevant question and one that Israel’s critics often dodge.

But they aren’t the only ones dodging it.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/09/25/opinion/israel-hezbollah-hamas.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare&cbgrp=p&pvid=5B6C76E4-5428-467D-857E-301BD877BA92



4/. Tom Tomorrow with Mayor Adam's Strategy.....



5/. CBS Sunday on Florida's immigration crackdown and what it has meant to farmers.....thanks Ron.....



6/. An exceptional Heather Cox Richardson post, and she explains the reason Trump and MAGA lie all the time......really informative.....

This morning began with a CNN headline story by fact checker Daniel Dale, titled “Six days of Trump lies about the Hurricane Helene response.” Dale noted that Republican nominee for president Donald Trump has been one of the chief sources of the disinformation that has badly hampered recovery efforts. 

Trump has claimed that the federal government is ignoring the storm’s victims, especially ones in Republican areas, and that the government is handing out only $750 in aid (in fact, the initial emergency payment for food and groceries is $750, but there are multiple grants available for home rebuilding up to a total of $42,500, the upper limit set by Congress). He has also claimed—falsely—that the Federal Emergency Management Agency is out of money to help because the administration spent all its money on Ukraine and undocumented immigrants.

Trump’s lies are not errors. They are part of a well-documented strategy to overturn democracy by using modern media to create a false political world.



7/. Tom Tomorrow on MAGA-World. 
Sometime a cartoon makes you think, as this one does. 
The billionaires behind the selection of JD Vance are counting on the scenario in the last panel! 
Or maybe even Amendment 25, as Trump becomes even more obviously demented.....
The Lincoln Project thinks so too.....their new ad - "Brutus".....



8/. This is logical.....good article from Thom Hartmann....

One of the enduring mysteries of America is why the citizens of Red states are generally poorer, less educated, and sicker than the citizens of Blue states. To that question, I step up as your hierophant with an answer to this deep mystery that you may not have previously considered.

First, that generalization is broadly true:

— Blue states account for about 71 percent of America’s GDP, whereas Red states only produce 29 percent of our income and wealth. 

 The median family income in Blue states is $74,243. In Red states it’s $63,553. Individual states highlight the disparity: New Jersey’s median income is $89,703, while Mississippi’s is $49,111.


9/. REAL Moms For Liberty!


10/. Republicans blanket ban abortion, then blame doctors for preventable deaths of pregnant women.....
Bastards.... 

Florida health officials issued new guidance about abortion on Thursday, threatening to take “regulatory action” against doctors who delay in providing emergency medical care to pregnant patients, as providers say the state’s abortion ban has doctors afraid to do their jobs and is putting patients at risk.   

“They know their law is what puts women in danger and they’re just trying to threaten physicians so that we feel scared, rather than taking accountability for what their law is doing to people,” an OB-GYN in Florida tells Rolling Stone. She asked that her name not be used because the state controls her license and she fears retaliation for speaking out against them.                                                                                                          https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/republicans-threaten-doctors-emergency-care-abortion-1235108278/#recipient_hashed=fbbe473f5037f7de779a9b352866aaa97ce40dede88d542358cbe645dd211019&recipient_salt=72f9aae92f438bcc1f8948b09959b8992e4c153d9d01266946bf43b0824dab99&utm_medium=email&utm_source=exacttarget&utm_campaign=BreakingNews&utm_content=553060_09-20-2024&utm_term=3633460


11/. Kristen Wiig with "Almost Pizza"......funny!



12/. Been to an Emergency room recently? Did you get lousy service? This may be why.......private equity.
John didn’t start his career mad. 

He trained as an emergency medicine doctor in a tidily run Midwestern emergency room about a decade ago. He loved the place, especially the way its management was so responsive to the doctors’ needs, offering extra staffing when things got busy and paid administrative time for teaching other trainees. Doctors provided most of the care, occasionally overseeing the work of nurse practitioners and physician associates. He signed on to start there full-time shortly after finishing his residency.

A month before his start date, a private equity firm bought the practice. “I can’t even tell you how quickly it changed,” John says. The ratio of doctors to other clinicians flipped, shrinking doctor hours to a minimum as the firm moved to save on salaries.



13/. The evolution of MAGA...



14/. Tech bros......



15/. Interesting - on the road with Tucker Carlson and his merry men.....

IT’S EVENING AND rain falls on the MAGA caps queuing up for a half-mile outside the Giant Center in Hershey, Pennsylvania. I’m here for an evening of laughter and enlightenment starring Tucker Carlson and Republican VP nominee J.D. Vance, who at this moment is a few hundred yards away at Hershey Park choking back vomit on the Tilt-A-Whirl. It’s the 11th night of Carlson’s 16-city tour across the nation with a rotating guest-star list of the canceled and the who-cares. (Opening night in Phoenix found Carlson praying with new Christian/accused-sexual-predator Russell Brand, who denies the allegations.) I’m in Pennsylvania for two shows. Tonight, Carlson’s guest is Vance, and Monday it is terminal conspiracist Alex Jones, a concise juxtaposition of what is now acceptable company in the Trump-era Republican Party.                                                                    https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/tucker-carlson-tour-jd-vance-alex-jones-1235111252/#recipient_hashed=fbbe473f5037f7de779a9b352866aaa97ce40dede88d542358cbe645dd211019&recipient_salt=72f9aae92f438bcc1f8948b09959b8992e4c153d9d01266946bf43b0824dab99


16/. Another Taylor Swift video for you.....backstage at one of her concerts, and rehearsals....



17/. Bob Lefsetz with one of his philosophical posts, musing on how out of touch the MSM is and how it's a constant battle for attention.....

How much impact does Taylor Swift coming out for Harris have today?

As a matter of fact, “The Washington Post” thinks Bad Bunny would have a bigger effect.

“The pop star endorsement that could really sing the election? Bad Bunny. The Puerto Rican superstar has a huge voice and a ton of influence — especially among Latinos and young voters.”

Free link: https://wapo.st/3XAve3B

But the truth is neither star will have a noticeable effect, the only way to have an impact is to come out THE NIGHT BEFORE THE ELECTION! Or maybe two or three days, the length of the hoopla over Swift’s post after the debate.

If you’re trusting the mainstream media to predict the future, you’re going to be wrong all the time. Because their paradigm is to presents news every day. MSNBC and Fox don’t wake up one day and say there’s no news, we’re going to be dark for twelve hours. Same deal with newspapers. They print each and every day whether the world blew up or the biggest story is the President’s cat in a tree. This works for them, as a business, but is it an accurate reflection of society at large, what is going on? ABSOLUTELY NOT!                                                                                                                                https://lefsetz.com/wordpress/2024/09/23/dont-react-to-the-snapshot/



18/. A must watch - a restored Paul McCartney documentary from the 70's "One Hand Clapping".....
We can't see it yet but when it comes out....we'll let you know where.

I

’m amazed, and there’s no maybe about it. Paul McCartney and Wings star in this engrossing hour-long documentary (or, if you will, rockumentary) shot on analogue video in 1974 (while Band on the Run was riding high in the charts) by cameraman and VFX veteran David Litchfield, as the band worked in Abbey Road on a potential live-in-studio album featuring Wings standards, early McCartney compositions and covers. It was to be called One Hand Clapping but both album and film fell appropriately silent, release plans were stalled, though the material surfaced in the form of various bonus extras over the years.



19/. Vanity Fair lists the best Netflix TV in October......
We’ve all been overwhelmed by streaming TV choices, only to give up and watch something we’ve already seen. But this curated list of the best shows on Netflix is here to narrow down your decision-making and help you figure out exactly which titles you want to sample next.




20/. Bob Lefsetz likes a Netflix movie - "His Three Daughters".....sounds really good....

This is my kind of movie.

It may not be yours.

It played for two weeks in theatres.

I don’t know why anybody would go.

All the action is in streaming television.

But the media keeps focusing on films, most of which go unseen.

Distribution is king but everybody still thinks it’s content.

You can do something great and no one can see it/hear it these days. Once upon a time the great surfaced by itself, but today something can be really good and get no traction. The question is how do you put something great in front of the public such that people see it.

You put it on Netflix.                                                                                                                                         https://lefsetz.com/wordpress/2024/09/25/his-three-daughters/

Trailer - Carrie Coon, Natasha Lynne and Elisabeth Olsen are the stars.....reviews are excellent!



Today's contraception joke
There were three girls who were getting married and all met at the marriage counselor's office to discuss the options of having
or not having a baby right away. 
There were two city girls and one farm girl...
The counselor asked them if they planned on having a baby right away or were going to wait awhile. 
They all agreed that they had discussed this with their potential husbands and all agreed to wait awhile...
Well, the counselor asked the first girl what type of birth control she planned to use. 
Her answer was, "The rhythm method"...
"That will work," said the counselor, "if you keep a good record"...
He asked the second girl what system she planned on using. 
"I plan on using birth control pills," she said..
Again he said, "Yes that will work as long as you don't forget to take them."
He then asked the farm girl what system she was planning on using. 
Her answer was, "The bucket and saucer method." 
After a short delay, he told her that should also work...
He asked them all to come back in one year on a specific date for a follow up on how things were going...
They all met again one year later and the two city girls were pregnant. 
Only the farm girl was slim and trim yet...
Well, the counselor asked the first girl what method she used and what went wrong. 
She replied, "I used the rhythm method but somehow got my notes mixed up and, well here I am, going to have a baby"...
He asked the second city girl what method she used and she replied, "The birth control pill. 
But we were camping one weekend and I didn't have my pills with me and as you can see, I too am going to have a baby"...
He turns to the farm girl. "I vaguely remember you were going to use the bucket and saucer method. 
Now I must admit that I don't have a clue what the bucketl and saucer method is. 
Will you explain it to me as I see it has worked well for you"...?
She replied, "Well we make love standing up, and since I am quite a bit taller than my husband, he stands on a bucket turned upside down. 
Now as we are making love, I watch his eyes, and when his eyes get as big as saucers, I kick the bucket out from under him"...


Today's singles joke
I got chatting with a girl in a bar, "Can I buy you a drink?" I asked.
"Have you not got a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends.
""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," I assured her.
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a white wine please.
A few drinks later after a kiss and a cuddle we headed off back to her place and made passionate love.
While I was putting my clothes back on she said, "So, you're good looking, a nice guy and amazing in bed, can I ask why on earth 
you split with your girlfriend?"
I said, "My wife found out."



Today's deathbed joke
A man is on his deathbed, and he asks his wife, “Martha, soon I will be gone forever, and there's something I have to know. 
In all these 50 years of marriage, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"
Martha replied, "Well, Henry, I have to be honest with you. 
Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason."
Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, "I never suspected. 
Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons?'"
Martha said, "The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage. 
Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker, and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?"
Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive you for that. 
You saved our home, but what about the second time?"
Martha asked, "And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? 
Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge."
"I recall that," said Henry. "And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. 
Now tell me about the third time."
"Alright," Martha said. "Do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?"


Today's Jewish joke
Three couples, one elderly, one middle-aged and one newlywed, all wanted to join a synagogue in Bay Ridge. 
The Rabbi said to them, "We have special requirements for new members. 
To be accepted, you must abstain from having sex for two weeks."
The couples all agreed to the terms and came back at the end of the two weeks.
The Rabbi turned to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?"
The old man replied, "No problem at all, Rabbi."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the synagogue!" said the Rabbi.
The Rabbi then asked the middle-aged couple, "Were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?"
The man replied, "Well, the first week wasn't too bad. 
The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights; but yes, we made it."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the synagogue!" said the Rabbi.
The Rabbi then turned to the newlywed couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from sex for two weeks?"
"No Rabbi, we weren't able to go without sex for the entire two weeks," the young man replied sadly.
"What happened?" inquired the Rabbi.
"Well, six days into the two weeks, my wife was reaching for a book from the top shelf and she dropped it. 
When she bent over to pick it up, I was suddenly overcome with lust and I took advantage of her right there and then."
"You do understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our synagogue," stated the Rabbi.
"We know that Rabbi," said the young man, grimly. "We're no longer welcome at the 72nd street library either."





Wednesday, September 25, 2024

Davids Daily Dose - Wednesday September 25th



1/. Now THIS is a scary article - after Trump is gone, could Tucker Carlson be the new face of MAGA?

On Saturday night in Hershey, Pa., JD Vance will participate in one of the more unusual political events of this presidential campaign. Several thousand people — almost all of whom have paid for the privilege, some as much as $1,600 — will pack into a hockey arena to watch the former Fox News host Tucker Carlson interview Mr. Vance, the Republican Party’s vice-presidential nominee.

The money made from the event will not go to the Trump campaign but to Mr. Carlson’s new media company, which made headlines earlier this month when Mr. Carlson aired — and praised — the views of a Nazi apologist historian who has argued that concentration camps were a “humane” solution to widespread hunger. “Didn’t expect Tucker Carlson to become an outlet for Nazi apologetics, but here we are,” the conservative talk radio host Erick Erickson wrote on X.



2/. Tom Tomorrow with a toon about Trump......he's about as articulate in this toon as he is in real life .....




3/. Not only do we have more prisoners than any other Western country in the world, we treat prisoners appallingly. 
There is no relief from the heat of summer, detailed in this article......

After a summer of record-breaking temperatures, scientists predict that 2024 could end up being the hottest year on record. For people in US prisons and jails – who often lack access to even the most basic cooling measures – conditions behind bars exacerbate the risks of dangerously high temperatures.

Several courts have ruled that extreme temperatures in prison violate the eighth amendment’s provision against “cruel and unusual” punishment. But these rulings have not led to a widespread adoption of air-conditioning or other methods to cool prison facilities or prevent heat-related deaths. Public health researchers at Brown University estimate that just one day of above-average summer temperatures is associated with a nearly 4% increase in deaths of incarcerated people. Suicides spike 23% in the three days following a heatwave. And for every 10 degrees Fahrenheit above the average summer temperature, those deaths increase by 5%.

As summer temperatures shattered records across the country, the Marshall Project and the Prison Journalism Project asked several incarcerated reporters to document the impact of extreme heat on their facilities. Their stories reveal the brutal reality: frequent medical emergencies, increased tension among the incarcerated and little respite from the heat.



4/. Wow. WOW. New ad from the Harris campaign......"Monster"....



5/. This article is a little wonkish, but nothing we don't already know. 
We have already screwed up the planet.....

Industrial civilisation is close to breaching a seventh planetary boundary, and may already have crossed it, according to scientists who have compiled the latest report on the state of the world’s life-support systems.

“Ocean acidification is approaching a critical threshold”, particularly in higher-latitude regions, says the latest report on planetary boundaries. “The growing acidification poses an increasing threat to marine ecosystems.                                                                                                                                                                                                   https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2024/sep/23/earth-breach-planetary-boundaries-health-check-oceans?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other





6/. Jon Stewart on Israel and the Middle East....even though he's a little subdued in this one, doing 
some excellent comedic reporting, he is still very amusing........



7/. Paul Krugman makes a very good point about Trump's tariff plan, which every economist thinks will be terrible for 
consumers, but Republicans have accepted Trump's line that it will cost countries like China money. 
The dear leader has spoken, forget your reality....

Do tariffs — taxes on imports — raise prices for U.S. consumers? There’s really no debate on the subject.

I don’t mean that everyone agrees. Rather, there are two distinct groups that aren’t talking to each other, each of which is more or less unified in its views. Almost all economists agree that taxes on imports are, in fact, passed on to consumers. Why? Because that’s what the evidence says, and it’s very hard to come up with an alternative story.

On the other hand, Trump loyalists — which these days means almost the entire Republican Party — insist as a group that foreigners, not American consumers, pay taxes on imports. Why? Because Donald Trump says so. And they don’t even try to engage with economists who disagree.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/09/17/opinion/trump-tariffs-economy.html



8/. JD Vance.....what a horrible human being....



9/. Thom Hartmann with a very interesting synopsis of the weeks news.....
Some new items you may have missed....

Caution: We are entering the desperation phase of the Trump campaign. Trump and Vance have moved into their carrot/stick phase, offering both wild tax cut gifts to working class people (tips, Social Security, overtime) and also threatening people if he doesn’t win. Most recently, Trump claimed this week (at a workshop on antisemitism, no less) that if he wasn’t elected this fall it’ll be the fault of American Jews who are “disloyal” to both him and Israel. Add that to his and Vance’s attempt to get people killed in Springfield, Ohio, and you have naked desperation on display. And it’ll only get worse as we get closer to the election; there’s still about six weeks go to and it’s hard to imagine them getting any more racist and hyperbolic, but it’s an easy prediction. Who will be the next target of their slanders and blood libels? I’m betting on Hispanics, now that they’ve managed to threaten both Black immigrants and Jews. On top of that, the government will shut down on October 1 if funding legislation isn’t passed; as I wrote Thursday, Trump and Mike Johnson tried to attach a bill that would have prevented millions of married women from voting, but Democrats defeated it. What’s next and who’s next? What do you think?



10/. Scarlett Johansson, Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader in a very amusing SNL sketch.....



11/. He's still here, screwing up Florida......

AMID A BRAZEN, state-sanctioned disinformation campaign against a ballot measure to restore abortion rights in Florida — including visits to voters’ homes by Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis’ election goon squad — doctors say the state’s ban is putting their patients’ lives at risk, forcing them to confront unfathomably dark medical scenarios, and some are warning they may be forced to leave the state if the measure fails this November. 

The Planned Parenthood Health Center in Miami, Florida, has remained open, but since May 1, there has been a big sign in the lobby informing patients that, with limited exceptions, clinicians are not allowed to provide abortions after six weeks of pregnancy. Many of the patients that Dr. Chelsea Daniels sees on a daily basis are not aware of the state’s ban before they see the sign.                                                                                                                                                                               https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/desantis-abortion-florida-doctors-amendment-1235106222/



12/. Taking the kid to the pool in 1999, and 2024 -  amusing, and also pretty true! 
Helicopter time......



13/. Thomas Edsall's columns for the Times are pretty long and detailed, but this one is a little better than usual - he attempts to 
explain why Trump supporters who know exactly how awful he is still love him......

The mystery of 2024: How is it possible that Donald Trump has a reasonable chance of winning the presidency despite all that voters now know about him? Why hasn’t a decisive majority risen to deny a second term to a man in line to be judged the worst president in American history?

The litany of Trump’s liabilities is well known to the American electorate. His mendacity, duplicity, depravity, hypocrisy and venality are irrevocably imprinted on the psyches of American voters.

Trump has made it clear that in a second term he would undermine the administration of justice, empower America’s adversaries, endanger the nation’s allies and exacerbate the nation’s racial and cultural rifts.



14/. Springfield and the Haitians.....



15/. If you - presumably an adult - watch TikTok you know your feed doesn't include any "Girly Girl" videos....
But this is what young women are watching....

TikTok’s latest musical obsession is a country song. But not the kind that first comes to mind.

Miles removed from the weather-beaten earnestness of Zach Bryan, or Bailey Zimmerman’s heart-on-sleeve crooning, the viral “10 Drunk Cigarettes” is plasticky, poppy, alien and seemingly A.I.-assisted. Its lyrics advocate for a carefree, resolutely American way of life, although they replace Nashville standards like beers and Bibles with cigarettes and copious amounts of cocaine, and find humor (and plenty of shock value) in their clash of saccharine femininity and unbridled nihilism. The result is like the cult comedy “Strangers With Candy” or the early web series “The Most Popular Girls in School” for the short-form video generation.

“10 Drunk Cigarettes” is by Girly Girl Productions: a mysterious trio supposedly based in St. Louis that seem to have a preternatural ability to turn ironic, startlingly contemporary internet humor into music. Most Girly Girl songs follow a brutally effective structure: an intro verse about how empowered women are, followed by a chorus about using that power to do something horrifyingly self-destructive, in a tone that vaguely echoes the “God forbid women have hobbies” meme.

"10 Drunk Cigarettes



16/. Another Harris campaign ad - "Best Friends".....linking Trump and the "Black Nazi" Mark Robinson.....



17/. MAGA -don't be afraid to confront most of them, they cave because they are full of fear....





18/. Ezra Klein with a very good analysis of MAGA, and how it has grown past Trump and become its own movement.....

In 2024, the deep state that defeats Donald Trump might be his own.

That, after all, is what Project 2025 was actually meant to be. The 900-page tome that Democrats hoist in front of the cameras is a festival of policy options, detailed down to the subagency level. But options for whom? Not for Trump. Even the most wonkish of presidents can engage on only a small fraction of what the executive branch does. And Trump was not the most wonkish of presidents. When he said, during his debate with Kamala Harris, that he hadn’t read Project 2025 and has no intention of doing so, I believed him.

But Project 2025 — and much else like it that has gotten less press — is more than a compendium of policy proposals: It is an effort to build a deep state of Trump’s own. 




19/. Jimmy Kimmel hates Trump, and at a rally this week Trump went on about Kimmel making a joke about him at the Oscars, 6 months ago.
Needless to say, Kimmel eviscerated him.....very funny.....



20/. 'A Very Royal Scandal".....a three part series on Amazon that details Prince Andrew's disastrous interview about Epstein....

“A Very Royal Scandal,” available now on Amazon Prime Video, tells — retells — the story of when the BBC journalist Emily Maitlis interviewed Prince Andrew on television in 2019 about his relationship to Jeffrey Epstein. The very first thing he says in the interview is that “there is no good time to talk about Mr. Epstein and all things associated.” Welp …

The mini-series is tightly focused — its three episodes cover the period just before the interview, the interview itself and the immediate aftermath, with a few key flashbacks — but the show exists in a hall of mirrors of real-world scandals and media. “Royal” lives in the shadow of the crown, and in the shadow of “The Crown,” and is part of a prestige-laundering industry that refashions tabloid ignominy and wretchedness into cool-toned, highbrow drama. And it follows the movie “Scoop,” starring Gillian Anderson and Rufus Sewell, which premiered in April and is about the same interview.



21/. This looks interesting!

Aaron Hernandez was football’s shooting star – the big, fast and tough receiver you couldn’t take your eyes off. Deployed as a tight end, the name for the double duty players on offense who block as well as catch passes, Hernandez quickly emerged as the nation’s best while winning a college championship at the University of Florida in 2009. After joining the NFL the following year at the tender age of 20, Hernandez helped evolve the tight end position from complementary to headlining role on the way to reaching the Super Bowl and signing a $40m contract extension. Ultimately, though, his penchant for self-destruction proved greater than his knack for wrecking game plans. In 2017 Hernandez was found dead at age 27 while serving life in prison for fatally shooting a close friend who played semi-pro ball. His spectacular fall from grace became the biggest media scandal since the OJ Simpson saga – so it’s no wonder that Hernandez has also received the Ryan Murphy treatment.

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2024/sep/17/american-sports-story-aaron-hernandez-review?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other




22/. "The Substance" and other body horror movies......

In some scary movies, the sources of horror are closer than in your town or even in your house — they’re in your very own skin.

These films belong to a subgenre called body horror: movies that depict various transformations, mutations and degradations of the human form. The terrifying changes often emphasize the futility of our efforts to control our horribly unpredictable bodies. We like to think of ourselves as a mind managing a body, but these movies remind us that we’re ultimately at the mercy of the meat sacks we walk around in.

Coralie Fargeat’s newest film, “The Substance” (in theaters), starring Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley, participates in this robust tradition, depicting an aging starlet who uses an experimental new drug to create a younger, better version of herself. As you might guess, the treatment causes some unexpected and disgusting side effects, satirizing society’s (and particularly Hollywood’s) obsession with wanting women to stay stereotypically beautiful and youthful — at any cost.

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Today's religious joke....
A Muslim died and reached the gate of heaven. 
He was very upset because he had longed to meet the Prophet Muhammad all his life. 
He reached the gate and there he encountered a man with a beard.
"Are you Muhammad?" he asked.
"No, son, I'm Peter. Muhammad is higher," said the man, pointing to a ladder leading up to the clouds.
Rejoicing that Muhammad would be taller than Peter, the Muslim began to climb quickly up through the clouds until he discovered another bearded man in the next room.
Again he asked, "Are you Muhammad?"
"I am Moses, you will find Muhammad above."
Tired, but with a heart full of joy, the Muslim continued to climb the ladder, until he reached the next room, where again there was a man with a beard.
"Are you Muhammad?" he asked him with hope in his voice.
"No, no, I'm Jesus, you have to go higher for Muhammad."
The exhausted Muslim began to climb into the clouds again in wistful anticipation. 
Muhammad is higher than Jesus! 
He climbed higher and higher until he finally arrived in a huge room where sat a stout man with a huge white flowing beard.
Barely catching his breath, the Muslim collapsed next to him and wheezed:
"Are you Muhammad?"
"Oh no, my son, I am God. But you look exhausted, would you like some coffee?"
“Yes, please, my lord.
God looked behind him, clapped his hands and called:
"Hey, Mohamed, two coffees. And a waffle!"



Today's Entrepreneurial joke
A young guy from North Carolina moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.
The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" 
The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Carolina."
Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he'd give him a shot, so he gave him the job.
"You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. 
After the store was locked up, the boss came down to the sales floor.
"How many customers bought something from you today?" 
The kid frowns and looks at the floor and mutters, "One". 
The boss says "Just one?!!? Our sales people average sales to 20 to 30 customers a day.
That will have to change, and soon, if you'd like to continue your employment here. 
We have very strict standards for our sales force here in Florida. 
One sale a day might have been acceptable in North Carolina, but you're not in the mountains anymore, son."
The kid took his beating, but continued to look at his shoes, so the boss felt kinda bad for chewing him out on his first day.
He asked (semi-sarcastically), "So, how much was your one sale for?"
The kid looks up at his boss and says "$101,237.65".
The boss, astonished, says $101,237.65?!? What the heck did you sell?"
The kid says, "Well, first, I sold him some new fish hooks. 
Then I sold him a new fishing rod to go with his new hooks. 
Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down 
to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. 
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."
The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a TRUCK!?"
The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing



Today's Samurai joke
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. 
Only three applicants applied: a Japanese, a Chinese, and a Jewish Samurai.
Number One Samurai, "Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor.
The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box, and released a fly. 
He drew his samurai sword and "swish"; the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two!
"What a feat!" said the Emperor. "Number Two, Samurai, show me what you can do."
The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward, and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. 
He drew his samurai sword and "swish, swish"; the fly fell to the floor, neatly quartered!
"That is skill!" nodded the Emperor. "How are you going to top that, Number Three Samurai?" 
Number Three Samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box, released one fly, drew his Samurai sword, and "swoosh" flourished 
his sword so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room. But the fly was still buzzing around!
Disappointed, the Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead."
"Dead, schemed," replied the Jewish Samurai. "Dead is easy. What takes real skill is circumcision."


Today's Pregnancy joke
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. 
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. 
She immediately moved to another seat. 
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
He seemed more amused. 
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. 
The Judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied...
"Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. 
She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved for the fourth time and sat under the sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have 
prevented this Accident"....I just lost it.......
"CASE DISMISSED!!"