Sunday, August 25, 2019

Davids Daily Dose - Sunday August 24th




1/  Andrew Sullivan with the absurdity of Trump.....
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“Absurd,” it turns out, is a trigger word for Trump, as it well should be. When the prime minister of Denmark, Mette Frederiksen, was asked to respond to the idea that Donald Trump wanted to “buy” Greenland, she found the mot juste. The proposal was “absurd.” Perhaps at one point at the beginning of the Cold War, some kind of strategic presence in Greenland would have been worth considering briefly. Now? Yes, absurd. The only thing more absurd is canceling a planned state visit to Denmark at the last moment in response to the prime minister pointing out the bleeding obvious, and adding the insult “nasty” to yet another independent woman for good measure. But this too is predictable: “We know that a humiliated narcissist must release his narcissistic rage somehow, best on those who caused his psychic injury.” Bad luck for Denmark.




2/  Bill Maher with "New Rules"....this one is unusual, clever and very funny....five minutes....
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3/  Umair with a column on why he thinks Elizabeth Warren and only she can save America.....most interesting, almost gives one hope....
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4/  Tom Tomorrow with Sherlock Trump....
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5/  Bernie is being constantly bashed by the media, and Matt Taibbi in a scathing article explains why - the billionaires who own all of the media hate Bernie, we all sense the corruption too.....
Excellent story, well worth reading....
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Bernie Sanders Monday gave a speech in Wolfeboro, New Hampshire. He took shots at the press, mentioning coverage of his campaign against Amazon:
I talk about (Amazon’s taxes) all of the time… And then I wonder why The Washington Post, which is owned by Jeff Bezos, who owns Amazon, doesn’t write particularly good articles about me. I don’t know why.
Employees of the Post were put out by Sanders’s comments. They insisted they hold no ill will against him for regularly bashing the man who writes their checks as one of earth’s most obnoxious plutocrats, and moreover that Sanders is wrong to make the media a “boogeyman” the way he’s turned “billionaires and corporations” into boogeymen. This “doesn’t add up,” noted the Post, going so far as to put the term “corporate media” in quotation marks, as if it were a mythical creature.




6/  Wow....a "me too" Gillette ad....2 powerful minutes....
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7/  Ever heard of the Dunning-Kruger effect? It's when you are too ignorant to know you're ignorant, and Trump is this syndrome personified....
Interesting story from Medium.....
From time to time, each of us has the tendency to overestimate our competence, to think we’re better at something than we actually are. This manifests in everyday moments that can often be chalked up to pride. Like, when you struggle to assemble, say, an IKEA bunk bed, but also refuse to look at the instructions for assembly because you’re positive you don’t need them. Or when we can’t objectively discern at work — office politics aside — why someone else got the promotion we just knew we deserved.
When we aren’t overestimating ourselves and our abilities, most of us can also be prone to bouts of uncertainty. The majority of us have no shortage of self-doubt or regrets, and at times, it’s overwhelming how much we can be our own worst critics. The negative self-talk rears its ugly head when we least need it to. Yet somehow, this all balances out in the complex yin and yang of the human psyche.
But what happens when a person isn’t balanced in this way, when a person can’t (or won’t) admit they don’t have all the answers?




8/  Bill Maher with his opening monologue.....he touches on David Koch's death, and I wholeheartedly 
agree with his sentiments....five good minutes....
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9/  David Wallace-Wells on Jay Inslee dropping out of the 2020 race and the ongoing disaster 
in Brazil....not good news folks....
Is hope for tackling climate change going up in smoke?
Is hope for tackling climate change going up in smoke? Photo: Brazil Photos/LightRocket via Getty Images
There are foreboding climate coincidences every few days now — that is what happens when there is so much bad news emerging, so regularly, that the horrors stack one on top of the next.
Sometimes the horrors are natural disasters, one after the other — as when 500 tornadoes in 30 spring days swept through the Midwest, a region already devastated by months of flooding, or when heat waves were compounded by droughts and water shortages and cyclones in India, each successive event a reminder that, by the end of the century, parts of the planet could be hit by six climate-driven natural disasters at once. 



10/  Umair with what the Greenland fiasco really means.....most interesting.....

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11/  Car and Driver with cheap luxury cars.....
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To many, owning a luxury car is a status play. Who doesn't want a car with a prestigious badge on the hood or grille, and the appearance of wealth it bestows upon you? We have good news: For about the same money as a well-equipped mid-size sedan or compact SUV, you can have a vehicle built and sold by a full-blown, legit luxury automaker. 

So, don't plunk down payments on a $50,000-plus luxury car. Simply consult this list of the 15 least-expensive cars and SUVs available from luxury automakers. You'll make sacrifices in size and actual luxuriousness—in brief, many are small and not as nice inside as their larger, pricier siblings. Hey, nobody said the idea of "affordable luxury" isn't oxymoronic. Click through to see the options, ranked from most to least expensive:




Todays married guys joke
My wife was screaming at me: "Leave!! Get out of this house!" she ordered.
As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!"
So I turned around and replied, "So now you want me to stay?"


Todays kids joke 
Should children witness childbirth?

Due to a power cut, only one paramedic responded to the call that Heidi was about to give birth.
 
 
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, 3-yr old girl, to hold a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. 
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. 
Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. 
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. 
Connor began to cry. 
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed ....
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place .... Smack him again!"




Todays Irish drunk joke
IRISH TALKING CLOCK
After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends.
He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
 
 
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'What's that big brass gong?' one of the guests asked.
 
'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the drunk replied.
 
'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend.
 
'YUP, it is' replied the drunk.
 
'How's it work?' the friend asked, squinting at it.
 
'Watch,' the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.
 
The three stood looking at one another for a moment.......
 
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, 'You ASSHOLE!  It's THREE-FIFTEEN in the MORNING!'
 
 

Todays married guys joke
Ellen and her husband Bob went for counseling after 25
years of marriage.  When asked what the problem was,
Ellen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing
every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they
had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of
intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable,
an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured
over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient
length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the
desk and after asking Ellen to stand, embraced her,
unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on her
breasts and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing
her passionately as her husband Bob watched with a
raised eyebrow!

Ellen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly
sat down while basking in the glow of being highly
aroused.

The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is what
your wife needs at least three times a week...
Can you do this?'

Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can
drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on
Friday, I play golf.


Monday, August 19, 2019

Davids Daily Dose - Monday August 19th




1/  The excellent insider Frank Rich on the weeks news.....most interesting....

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Most weeks, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich speaks with contributor Alex Carp about the biggest stories in politics and culture. Today, Trump’s trade war with China, what Jeffrey Epstein’s death means for his accomplices, and Elizabeth Warren’s rise in the polls.
Economists and investors are growing increasingly wary that Donald Trump’s push for tariffs on China could lead the U.S. into a recession. Will the markets force Trump to back down from his trade war?
Trump has already started to back down, abruptly postponing tariffs on China until at least mid-December, lest American consumers and merchants be stuck with the bill during Christmas shopping season. 



2/  John Oliver with a wonderful one minute rant....Trump and Greenland....




3/  Occasionally we read something that qualifies as an epiphany, and this is one of those articles. It's from the Times, and looks at the roots of American Capitalism and attitudes to work and finds their origins in slavery.....
This is our modern corporate world rooted in the past....an excellent, insightful and eye-opening article....
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A couple of years before he was convicted of securities fraud, Martin Shkreli was the chief executive of a pharmaceutical company that acquired the rights to Daraprim, a lifesaving antiparasitic drug. Previously the drug cost $13.50 a pill, but in Shkreli’s hands, the price quickly increased by a factor of 56, to $750 a pill. At a health care conference, Shkreli told the audience that he should have raised the price even higher. “No one wants to say it, no one’s proud of it,” he explained. “But this is a capitalist society, a capitalist system and capitalist rules.”
This is a capitalist society. It’s a fatalistic mantra that seems to get repeated to anyone who questions why America can’t be more fair or equal




4/  Matt Taibbi with a story about the 2020 election titled - "Be Very Afraid"
In his wonderful Hunter S. Thompson-ish style he describes a Trump rally, Trump's supporters and the hapless Democrats trying to cope with this monster. He also demolishes the media....
Taibbi is right - we should be afraid.....
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Early evening, August, Cincinnati. The Queen City’s many bridges are sealed off, its sky is dirty with helicopters, and seemingly every cop for 100 miles is patrolling Pete Rose Way along the Ohio River. A crowd of 20,000 or more stands in punishing heat, waiting to enter U.S. Bank Arena. The evil rumor buzzing down the line of MAGA hats is that not everyone will get in to see Donald Trump.
“Can we just get in for a minute?” complains a boy of about 10 to his mother. There are a lot of kids here.
Donald Trump doesn’t visit Middle America. He descends upon it. His rallies are awesome spectacles. Gawkers come down from the hills. If NASA traveled the country holding showings of the first captured alien life-form, the turnout would be similar. The pope driving monster trucks might get this much attention.




5/  Seth Meyers takes "A Closer Look" at Trump's deranged conspiracy theories.....Trump has been doing this a long time....
A very good seven minutes...
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6/  Michelle Goldberg in the Times with an excellent column, detailing the long term damage Trump has 
done to our foreign policy and credibility.....depressing....
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Earlier this week, Pakistan’s ambassador to the United States, Asad Majeed Khan, visited The New York Times editorial board, and I asked him about the threat of armed conflict between his country and India over Kashmir. India and Pakistan have already fought two wars over the Himalayan territory, which both countries claim, and which is mostly divided between them. India recently revoked the constitutionally guaranteed autonomy of the part of Kashmir it controls and put nearly seven million people there under virtual house arrest. Pakistan’s prime minister compared India’s leaders to Nazis and warned that they’ll target Pakistan next. It seems like there’s potential for humanitarian and geopolitical horror.




7/  Simone Biles with an incredible triple-double on the floor exercise.....what I love
is that she seems to be having a great time doing these ground-breaking things!
Two amazing minutes...
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8/  Paul Krugman on Trumponomics.....sad....
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Last year, after an earlier stock market swoon brought on by headlines about the U.S.-China trade conflict, I laid out three rulesfor thinking about such events. First, the stock market is not the economy. Second, the stock market is not the economy. Third, the stock market is not the economy.
But maybe I should add a fourth rule: The bond market sorta kinda is the economy.
An old economists’ joke says that the stock market predicted nine 
of the last five recessions.




9/  Trevor Noah mocks Fox News hosts who take "vacations" when things get a little controversial.....a decent five minutes....
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10/  Trump magazine covers over the years.....amusing and disgusting....
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11/  This is a judge in Rhode Island dealing with a 96 year old man who got a speeding ticket......
two heartening minutes in a world full of BS.....nice...
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12/  A very good Trevor Noah with an amazing story - Trump is trying to deport 
Melania.....most amusing, six minutes....
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13/  Interesting story on 5 shows Netflix shouldn't have cancelled this year....
                    Netflix keeps making me angry.
The company has canceled a Netflix Original show that I love seemingly every month of 2019. It stings every time, but it hurts even more when the shows earned massive critical acclaim and seemed like surefire candidates for renewal. I never would have guessed Netflix would cancel “Tuca & Bertie” ― a show I consider one of the very best shows of the year ― and so the shock of the cancellation hit hard.

Todays Chinese joke
While on a vacation in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time he is there.
A week after arriving back home in Sydney, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with
bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before,
orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've got bad news for you, you've contracted
Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here, we know very little about it."
The man looks a little perplexed and says, "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc."
The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis"
The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!"
The doctor replies, "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if you want, but surgery is your only option."
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease."
The guy says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do?
My doctor wants to cut off my penis!"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. "Stupid Australian docttah, always want opawate.
Make more money dat way. No need amputate!"
"Oh, thank God!" the man exclaims.
"Yes,"says the Chinese doctor, "Wait two week. Fawl off by itself.


 Todays pilot jokes....

Tower:   "Delta  351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"   
Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"


A  Cessna inbound at the reporting point over Manly Beach. 
Tower (Female voice):   "Cessna WYXD, congestion at airport approach. I’m going to have to hold you over the Manly area."   
Cessna WYXD:   "I love it when you talk dirty to me."


Tower:   "TWA  2341, for noise abatement turn right 45  Degrees."   
TWA  2341:   "Center,  we are at 35,000 feet... How much noise can we make up here?"   
Tower:   “Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"

From  an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff  queue:   "I'm  f...ing bored!"   
Ground  Traffic Control:   “Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!"   
Unknown  aircraft:   "I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing  stupid!"

O'Hare  Approach Control to a 747:   "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."   
United  329:   "Approach, I've always wanted to say this...I've got the little Fokker in sight."
   
A  student became lost during a solo cross-country  flight. While attempting to locate the aircraft on  radar, ATC asked,   "What was your last known position?"   
Student:   "When I was number one for takeoff."

A  DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an  exceedingly long roll out after touching down.
San  Jose Tower Noted:   "American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the  runway, if you are able.. If you are not able, take  the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport."


Tower:   "Eastern  702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on  frequency 124..7"   
Eastern  702:   "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the  far end of the runway.”  

Tower: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?"
Continental  635:   "Continental  635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern. We've already notified our caterers."


One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the  tower to hold short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out, turned  around, and taxied back past the Cherokee. Some quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said,   "What  a cute little plane. Did you make it all by  yourself?”
  
The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with a real zinger:   "I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like  yours and I'll have enough parts for another one."