Sunday, September 30, 2018

A DDD quickie - Kavanaugh



Want to know why Trump and key Senators are frantically trying to get Kavanaugh on the Supreme Court immediately? 
Because this case coming in October will potentially allow Trump to pardon his henchmen from Federal and State charges....
This is why the Republicans are trying to rush this through....

A key Republican senator has quietly weighed in on an upcoming Supreme Court case that could have important consequences for Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s Russia investigation.
The Utah lawmaker Orrin Hatch, who sits on the Senate Judiciary Committee, filed a 44-page amicus brief earlier this month in Gamble v. United States, a case that will consider whether the dual-sovereignty doctrine should be put to rest. The 150-year-old exception to the Fifth Amendment’s double-jeopardy clause allows state and federal courts to prosecute the same person for the same criminal offense. According to the brief he filed on September 11, Hatch believes the doctrine should be overturned. “The extensive federalization of criminal law has rendered ineffective the federalist underpinnings of the dual sovereignty doctrine,” his brief reads. “And its persistence impairs full realization of the Double Jeopardy Clause’s liberty protections.”





Digest the "why" they want to confirm this angry partisan, be aware you are now better informed than 98% of the public, then watch this incredible SNL cold open with Matt Damon and many other SNL alumni .....13 OMG minutes.....
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Saturday Night Live” roared back big time in its 44th season opener with a jam-packed cold-open replay of Thursday’s Brett Kavanaugh hearing.
In the instantly iconic sketch, Matt Damon unleashed a mega-furious impersonation of the Supreme Court nominee, entering the hearing room after “shadow boxing in the men’s room for the last 45 minutes.”
“Let me tell you this: I’m gonna start at an 11,” Damon shouts. “I’m gonna take it up to about a 15 REAL QUICK!” He said he practiced his speech “screaming into an empty bag of Doritos.”





Then this  - politics doesn't get more brutal [or accurate] than Bill Maher and panel on Lindsey Graham's "performance"......
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Maher Trashes Lindsey Graham: He Needs the ‘Stabilizing 

Influence of His Dead Boyfriend’





Happy Sunday!
And by the way the cutout SNL used was Alyssa Milano, "MeToo" activist who was sitting behind Kavanaugh and tweeting about it....

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Friday, September 28, 2018

Davids Daily Dose - Friday September 28th


1/  The wisdom of Frank Rich on the Kavanaugh hearing.....
Meet the new, sensitive GOP. Photo: Tom Williams/AFP/Getty Images
Most weeks, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich speaks with contributor Alex Carp about the biggest stories in politics and culture. Today, the Senate testimony of Christine Blasey Ford and Brett Kavanaugh.
Going into the Brett Kavanaugh hearing, critics questioned the choice of Republicans to cede many of their questions to Rachel Mitchell, a veteran sex crimes prosecutor. Was the hearing fair?
The hearing was a travesty, at once tragic, corrupt, and hateful.




2/  And an outside look from Benjamin Studebaker of how our politics isn't rational, but emotional.....really interesting....
The Kavanaugh Hearings Encapsulate the Rampant Emotionalism of American Politics
The British have a visceral hatred for Donald Trump. It’s not because of his positions on immigration or tax policy–there are plenty of European politicians who are at least as far right as Trump is, substantively. No, it’s because of the way Trump presents himself. He’s combative, he gets angry, he makes flippant, emotional remarks. When British politicians show emotion it exposes them as weak, out of control, and unstable. If a British politician shouts or cries in public–especially in a formal setting–it’s embarrassing. It’s not proper behaviour. Everyone in Britain knows, from an early age, that this is just not how politicians are supposed to behave.





3/  Stephen Colbert was having none of Kavanaugh's indignation - leave it to a comedian to look at his speech for what it really is.....an excellent 8 minutes....
On Thursday night, Stephen Colbert lashed out against Supreme Court nominee Judge Brett Kavanaugh over his testimony to the Senate Judiciary Committee.
Colbert mocked Kavanaugh for various remarks, including one when he said that “today… I fear for the future.”
“#MeToo,” Colbert reacted. “Though if you just started that today, you’re a little late to the party.”
He later showed a clip of Kavanaugh talking about his passion for coaching, saying “I love coaching more than anything I have done in my whole life.”




4/  This is the viral video of Jeff Flake being trapped in an elevator by women with survivor stories.....did this make him ask for the FBI investigation and the week's delay of Kavenaugh's confirmation? Who knows, but it's a powerful moment....two minutes....




5/  Very good column from Timothy Egan in the Times.....
Judge Brett M. Kavanaugh in tears at the hearing on Thursday.
If you put a man in the White House who openly boasts of being a sexual predator, a president credibly accused by more than a dozen people of misconduct, you are no friend of women and the good men who love them.
If your rallies are highlighted by “lock her up” chants against a person who has never been charged with a crime, you cannot wrap yourself in due process or presumption of innocence.
If your men of God, led by the Rev. Franklin Graham, say attempted rape is not a crime because “if it was true, these are two teenagers, and she said no and he respected that,” you need a new faith in which to cover your hypocrisies.
Story follows character,

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6/  I like Jimmy Kimmel a lot - he gets right to the heart of issues.....here it's Lindsey Graham....a funny five minutes....
Jimmy Kimmel mocked Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) for his fiery speech during the hearing of Judge Brett Kavanaugh.
Kimmel began by slamming Republicans for being “too scared” to question Dr. Christine Blasey Ford, who he thought was an “exceptionally believable witness.”
“Even the gang at Fox News agreed that she was believable,” Kimmel told his audience.



7/  A good article on how this country is living in two realities....
WASHINGTON — At the beginning of the day, she was asked if she was sure that he was the one who sexually assaulted her 36 years ago. “One hundred percent,” she said. At the end of the day, he was asked if he was certain he had not. “One hundred percent,” he said.
One after the other, Christine Blasey Ford and Judge Brett M. Kavanaugh sat in the same chair before the Senate Judiciary Committee on Thursday, separated by less than an hour but a reality gulf so wide that their conflicting accounts of what happened when they were teenagers cannot be reconciled.
With millions of Americans alternately riveted and horrified by the televised drama, Dr. Blasey and Judge Kavanaugh left no room for compromise, no possibility of confusion, no chance that they remembered something differently. In effect, they asked senators to choose which one they believed. And in that moment, these two 100-percent realities came to embody a society divided into broader realities so disparate and so incompatible that it feels as if two countries are living in the borders of one.





8/  Stephen Colbert on Trump's triumphant speech at the UN......and our national humiliation.....he's on form for this one.....8 minutes....


On Tuesday morning, President Donald Trump spoke before the United Nations General Assembly and drew audible laughter when he claimed his administration has “accomplished more than any administration in the history of our country.” As the laughs started to die down, he added, “Didn’t expect that reaction, but that’s OK.” 
“Don’t worry, Mr. President, they’re not laughing at you,” Stephen Colbert told Trump Tuesday night. “They’re laughing with each other at you.”




9/  Cut and paste this story to Republicans you know.....this is the very definition of "fake news"......no wonder Fox viewers are so stupid and ill informed.....

Fox News edits out the most newsworthy part of Donald Trump’s United Nations speech—the laughter

Is Fox News’ objective to be an instrument for the Republican Party’s propaganda?




10/  South Park nails America's gun problem in forty seconds.....




11/  You may not have heard about Trump's insane press conference, but it was a doozie....Jimmy Kimmel with a very funny 12 minutes, and he also talks to God..... 
An LOL moment...

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“I don’t even know where to start,” Jimmy Kimmel said when he took the stage for his monologue Wednesday night, not long after Donald Trump ended his fourth-ever solo press conference as president
The late-night host described the event as “rambling, angry, jumbled, dishonest, and frequently incoherent,” telling his viewers, “The wheels are off the wagon. It’s time to put grandpa in an assisted living facility because he cannot care for himself.” 




12/  The excellent Jane Mayer in the New Yorker where she lays out the near certain way Russia's cyber attacks elected Trump.....a long, scholarly and very persuasive story.....good journalism....
onald Trump has adopted many contradictory positions since taking office, but he has been unwavering on one point: that Russia played no role in putting him in the Oval Office. Trump dismisses the idea that Russian interference affected the outcome of the 2016 election, calling it a “made-up story,” “ridiculous,” and “a hoax.” He finds the subject so threatening to his legitimacy that—according to “The Perfect Weapon,” a recent book on cyber sabotage by David Sanger, of the Times—aides say he refuses even to discuss it. In public, Trump has characterized all efforts to investigate the foreign attacks on American democracy during the campaign as a “witch hunt”; in March, he insisted that “the Russians had no impact on our votes whatsoever.”
Few people, including Trump’s opponents, have publicly challenged the widespread belief that no obtainable evidence can prove that Russian interference changed any votes





13/  Good grief.....a seven year old girl belts out the national anthem at a soccer game.....seven years old!
A talented little girl made “The Star Spangled Banner” look like child’s play.
Malea Emma Tjandrawidjaja, 7, walked onto the field at the StubHub Center in Los Angeles on Sunday before the LA Galaxy’s game against the Seattle Sounders and completely blew the roof off (if there had been an actual roof to be blown)



14/  Matt Bors making us think.....


A Seth Meyers clip inspired by the Fox interview Kavanaugh gave a week ago......two minutes....
Among the arguments Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh made to defend himself against allegations of sexual assault on Fox News Monday night was the assertion that he was a virgin until well after high school. Seth Meyers isn’t buying it. 
“It does not matter if you were a virgin,” the Late Night host said at the end of his monologue Tuesday night. “You are being accused of sexual assault, not sexual intercourse. Those things have nothing to do with each other. It’s the same as saying, ‘I couldn’t have robbed that bank, I’m a virgin.’” 
He added, “Devoting yourself to celibacy doesn’t mean you can’t be a sexual assaulter. Just ask thousands of priests.”



15/  The Koch brothers haven't been in the news recently, but since they work quietly behind the scenes this is what they want......a good story on the power of "Americans For Prosperity", and their evil work.....
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The cries of “Shame! Shame! Shame!” rang throughout the marbled walls of the Wisconsin state assembly chamber. Disgusted Democratic politicians, some of whom had been up for over 60 hours by this point, punctuated their chants by throwing papers – and even drinks – at their Republican counterparts. Police officers had to be summoned to physically restrain one Democratic representative yelling “Cowards!” across the aisle.
The source of this confrontation, in the early hours of February 2011, was an unprecedented push by Wisconsin Republicans, led by the state’s newly elected Republican governor, Scott Walker, to slash the union rights held by most public workers.https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/26/koch-brothers-americans-for-prosperity-rightwing-political-group




16/  Movies coming in October.....with trailers!
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Talk about an odd quirk of scheduling: No less than three actors will get settled in the director’s chair this month, including Bradley Cooper (A Star Is BornJonah Hill (Mid90s) and Paul Dano (Wildlife). Elsewhere, Steve Carell and Timothée Chalamet go toe to toe in an unsparing addiction drama; Ryan Gosling shoots for the stars in a reunion with his La La Land director Damien Chazell; and Tom Hardy gets in the Marvel game via a fan-favorite supervillain. Plus South Korea ships out one of the year’s flat-out best slow-burn thrillers. Here’s what you’ll be seeing a theater near you this October.



Todays old guy joke
       
Bill and Bob, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

One day Bill didn't show up. Bob didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so, Bob really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Bob didn't know where Bill lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

A month had passed, and Bob figured he had seen the last of Bill, but one day, Bob approached the park and -- lo and behold -- there sat Bill!
Bob was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, ‘For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to you?'

Bill replied, 'I have been in jail.'

'Jail!' cried Bob. What in the world for?'

'Well,' Bill said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?'

'Yeah,' said Bob, 'I remember her. What about her?

'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty'.

'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury’.
 


Todays Irish joke


Todays rich person joke

..."Hello, Señor Bob? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house."

"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"

"Um, I am just calling to advise you, Señor Bob, that your parrot, he is dead".

"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"

"Si, Señor, that's the one."

"Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?"

"From eating the rotten meat, Señor Bob."

"Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"

"Nobody, Señor. He ate the meat of the dead horse."

"Dead horse? What dead horse?"

"The thoroughbred, Señor Bob .."

"My prize thoroughbred is dead?"

"Yes, Señor Bob, he died from all that work pulling the water cart."

"Are you insane? What water cart?"

"The one we used to put out the fire, Señor."

"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"

"The one at your house, Señor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire."

"What the hell? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle?!"

"Yes, Señor Bob."

"But there's electricity at the house! What was the candle for?"

"For the funeral, Señor Bob .."

"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!"

"Your wife's, Señor Bob. 
She showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Ping G15 204g titanium head golf club with the TFC 149D graphite shaft."

SILENCE...........

LONG SILENCE.........

VERY LONG SILENCE............

"Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in deep shit."

Monday, September 24, 2018

Davids Daily Dose - Monday September 24th

1/  Andrew Sullivan on our American tribal political culture, and how polarized we are.....insightful as usual....

Minds will not be changed. Photo: Getty Images
It was entirely a coincidence that I found myself reading Jonathan Haidt and Greg Lukianoff’s The Coddling of the American Mind in the same week that Brett Kavanaugh was credibly accused of sexual assault in his teens, and Ian Buruma lost his job as editor of The New York Review of Books, after publishing an essay by a man credibly accused of 23 separate instances of sexual abuse, but cleared of all criminal charges. And the book does not, of course, address the specifics of either case. But it’s a sharp analysis of the toxic atmosphere in which our current debates take place, a reminder that it is close to impossible, in this polarized climate, to deal with the specifics and complexities of each scandal from a non-tribal perspective.






2/  Bill Maher on the Times story impugning Rod Rosenstein, where he discussed the 25th Amendment.....Maher dissects Trump's mental illness.....some zingers, but also some serious stuff...
Before closing his show Friday night, Bill Maher presented the case why President Donald Trump has “narcissistic personality disorder” in the wake of the latest New York Times bombshell report.
It was reported that Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein made an attempt to organize the cabinet to invoke the 25th Amendment against the president during the fallout of his firing of FBI Director James Comey. Rosenstein had also suggested to secretly record Trump in the process.





3/  Paul Krugman with a column on tariffs and explains why Trump has unleashed wholesale corruprion.....
President Trump has imposed tariffs, seemingly on whim, on about $300 billion worth of imports
In normal times, Donald Trump’s announcement of tariffs on $200 billion worth of Chinese goods, bringing us closer to an all-out trade war, would have dominated headlines for days. Things being as they are, it was a below-the-fold story, drowned out by all the other scandals underway.
Yet Trump’s tariffs really are a big, bad deal. Their direct economic impact will be modest, although hardly trivial. But the numbers aren’t the whole story. Trumpian trade policy has, almost casually, torn up rules America itself created more than 80 years ago — rules intended to ensure that tariffs reflected national priorities, not the power of special interests.
You could say that Trump is making tariffs corrupt again. And the damage will be lasting.




4/  Sam Bee on the Kavanaugh nomination....a passionate and funny five minutes.....




5/  David Brock was a friend of Kavanaugh and a senior Republican strategist, so this blistering story is a surprise....he hates him....
Image: President Donald Trump's Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh
And that's why I want to tell any senator who cares about our democracy: Vote no.






6/  Samantha Bee on single payer health care vs Fox News's version.....an amusing five minutes....




7/  Guess the proportion of homes flooded in the Carolinas with flood insurance.....there are millions of homes with flood damage, but only 335,000 houses have coverage which means 60? 70? 80? percent of houses will get no insurance payouts....
Floodwaters inundated Lumberton, N.C., on Tuesday after Hurricane Florence.
Millions of people in the Carolinas are at risk of their homes flooding because of 
Hurricane Florence. Only about 335,000 homes in the two states have flood insurance.
The math is simple, and the result is ugly: Many people affected by the storm are going to have to pay for repairs to their damaged homes out of their own pockets.
If that sounds familiar, it’s because the same thing happened last year after Hurricane Harvey flooded Houston and, to a lesser extent, after Hurricanes Irma in Florida and Maria in Puerto Rico.
Standard homeowners’ insurance does not cover flooding, but coverage is available from the federal government. Anybody can buy it, but not many do. If the National Flood Insurance Program worked as intended, more people would have coverage. But it doesn’t work as intended.






8/  Seth Meyers on Trump's visit to Florence, NC to survey the flood damage. He seemed to enjoy himself....

President Donald Trump’s “super weird” visit to North Carolina on Wednesday to survey the damage caused by Hurricane Florence prompted Seth Meyers to remind his “Late Night” viewers of one thing.
Meyers noted how Trump reportedly told one man who’d found a yacht washed up against his home in the aftermath of the storm: “At least you got a nice boat out of the deal.”
“This is the guy, that right there, is the guy who gets to pick our next Supreme Court justice,” said Meyers. “A man who thinks that legally speaking, if a boat shows up on your lawn, you get to keep it.”





9/  The excellent Tom Tomorrow.....



10/  Stephen Colbert gives us a preview of the Kavanaugh hearings next week.....and how Trump gets his instructions for making policy.....a very good 8 minutes....





11/  You may have read of the hog farm lagoons in North Carolina  overflowing and spilling the disgusting waste into rivers and the water supply.....what you don't know is that the largest hog producer Smithfield Foods is owned by the Chinese Government who buys the pork from the NC farmers, but leaves the environmental mess for us.....
In July 2013, Larry Pope, the CEO of Smithfield Foods, the largest pork producer in America, was called to testify before a U.S. Senate committee about the pending sale of his company to a Chinese conglomerate now known as WH Group. The $7.1 billion purchase, the largest-ever foreign takeover of its kind, had attracted concerns. The Chinese pork manufacturer had a checkered health record, allegedly feeding its hogs illegal chemicals, and Smithfield had a long history of environmental problems at its farms, including a $12 million fine for several thousand clean-water violations. But the worries did not stop there. The Chinese government had a track record of using nominally private entities as proxies for state power. “To have a Chinese food company controlling a major U.S. meat supplier, without shareholder accountability, is a bit concerning,” said Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley. “A safe and sustainable food supply is critical to national security. How might this deal impact our national security?”




12/  Love a good magician, and this guy just won "America's Got Talent".....four minutes, and an amazing card trick....
Ellen DeGeneres was at a loss for words after being wowed by the talents of self-taught magician Shin Lim, who won Season 13 of “America’s Got Talent” Wednesday. 
Lim dazzled “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” audience Friday, enlisting the host and fellow guests Beth Behrs and Wanda Sykes in a card trick similar to the one that helped him sweep to victory Wednesday. Later in the show, Lim left DeGeneres speechless ― a task undoubtedly more challenging than it looks, given the comedian’s chatty persona ― with an all-new, mind-blowing illusion that appeared to have him swapping a card out of her mouth.





13/  Climate change and North Carolina.....a disaster from hurricane Florence, two years after the horrible flooding from hurricane Matthew.....

FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. — Florence’s rain came down in sheets ― unrelenting, and for days on end.
The water inundated homes, many still boarded up from Hurricane Matthew two years earlier. It swallowed farm operations, killing millions of chickens and turkeys and overflowing open pits full of hog feces. It flooded coal ash ponds, sending the toxic byproduct of burning coal into area waterways. The smell of human waste tainted neighborhoods; in the small town of Benson, 300,000 gallons of raw sewage spilled into the streets.
On Friday, Charlotte-based Duke Energy reported that a dam containing a lake at one of its power plants in Wilmington had been breached by floodwaters, potentially spilling coal ash from a nearby dump into the Cape Fear River.
Many parts of North Carolina are still unnavigable, with entire stretches of highway turned to rivers. Rural roads have been washed out.





14/  If you have the time, see how many of these "best of" movies you have seen....

THE BEST FILMS OF THE 21ST CENTURY, ACCORDING TO CRITICS

These are the 100 greatest movies from the past 18 years.





Todays golf jokes
RULE CHANGES IN EFFECT FOR GOLFERS AGE 65+:

Rule 9.k.34(a): If a tree is between the ball and the hole, and the
tree is deemed to be younger than the player, then the ball can be
moved without penalty.. This is so because this is simply a question
of timing; when the player was younger, the tree was not there so the
player is being penalized because of his age.

Rule 1.a.5 - A ball sliced or hooked into the Rough shall be lifted
and placed on the Fairway at a point equal to the distance it carried
or rolled into the Rough with no penalty. The senior player should not
be penalized for tall grass which ground keepers failed to mow.

Rule 2.d.6 (B) - A ball hitting a tree shall be deemed NOT to have hit the tree.
This is simply bad luck and luck has no place in a scientific game.
The senior player must estimate the distance the ball would have
traveled if it had not hit the tree, and play the ball from there.

Rule 3.B.3(G) - There shall be no such thing as a lost ball. The
missing ball is on or near the course and will eventually be found and
pocketed by someone else, thereby making it a stolen ball. The senior
player is not to compound the felony by charging himself with a penalty

Rule 4.c.7(h) - If a putt passes over a hole without dropping, it is
deemed to have dropped. The Law of Gravity supersedes the Rules of Golf.

Rule 5. - Putts that stop close enough to the cup that they could be
blown in, may be blown in. This does not apply to balls more than
three inches from the Hole. No one wants to make a mockery of the game.

Rule 6.a.9(k) - There is no penalty for so-called “out of bounds.” If
penny-pinching golf course owners bought sufficient land, this would not occur.
The senior player deserves an apology, not a penalty.

Rule 7.G.15(z) - There is no penalty for a ball in a water hazard, as
golf balls should float. Senior players should not be penalized for
any shortcomings of the manufacturers.

Rule 8.k.9(S) - Advertisements claim that golf scores can be improved
by purchasing new golf equipment. Since this is financially
impractical for many senior players, one-half stroke per hole may be
subtracted for using old equipment.

Please advise all your senior friends of these important rule changes
and keep multiple copies in your golf bag. Those not following the
rules need to be provided a copy.

Golf is.... above all.... a game of integrity.