Saturday, January 31, 2015

Davids Daily Dose - Saturday January 31st




1/  The always excellent Frank Rich is back after a long holiday with his insightful comments on the news........

This week - "American Sniper", the Koch brothers and Hillary Clinton.......

Most weeks, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich talks with contributor Alex Carp about the biggest stories in politics and culture. This week: the American Sniper debate and the Koch brothers' bankrolling of the Republican Party. 
Clint Eastwood's American Sniper just completed its second weekend as the No. 1 movie in the country, and, with the attendant controversy drawing in the likes of Michael MooreNewt GingrichJohn McCain (not to mention Howard DeanSeth Rogen, and even Noam Chomsky), it looks to be one of the rare war movies that is both a commercial success and a political flashpoint. Why has American Sniper created such a storm when so many other Iraq and Afghanistan war movies have not?
The tumult surrounding American Sniper is in many ways more interesting than the film itself. Its record-shattering box-office performance — not only crushing all previous Iraq War films but also all of its Oscar competitors — is a testament to brilliant under-the-radar marketing by Warner Bros., a vacuum of mainstream entertainment for red-state cineplex audiences not exactly pining to see Birdman or The Grand Budapest Hotel, the steady ascent of Bradley Cooper, and the passing of time since the height of the Iraq War, from which America officially withdrew more than three years ago. Plus, Chris Kyle’s story is powerful, whatever one’s moral judgment about his wartime role as a sharpshooter, even if it is somewhat clunkily and repetitively told by Eastwood. Would that this movie were as taut as Million Dollar Baby and as moving as Flags of Our Fathers, the World War II film that is in some ways Sniper’s thematic companion piece in the Eastwood canon.














2/  The President gave a rousing SOTU speech two weeks ago, giving Democrats new hope and really pissing off Republicans.....but was it genuine populism coming from a certified centrist? Or just another speech, while the real Obama goes his merry way.....straight down the middle......

Most interesting story from Bill Curry in Salon......for you political junkies.....

He's not suddenly Paul Krugman: Let's not morph Obama into Elizabeth Warren quite yetPaul Krugman, Barack Obama, Elizabeth Warren (Credit: AP/Reuters/Bob Strong/Junko Kimura-Matsumoto/Charles Dharapak/Photo montage by Salon)
Barack Obama’s State of the Union speech capped an epic political makeover. In two months he went from the living avatar of the political and economic establishment to a self-styled populist scourge. It’s as if he walked into a plastic surgeon’s office after Election Day and said “make me look like Bernie Sanders.” No president has ever tried to alter his image so drastically or so fast. I wonder if he’ll pull it off.
His campaign began emphatically on Nov. 5. Instead of the ritual submission the media demands of defeated party leaders, Obama used his post-election press conference to renew his vow to enact substantial immigration reform by executive order. Days later, he announced a major climate accord with China and finally came down foursquare for net neutrality.
These were big moves, but Obama was just warming up. In December, he announced the surprising end of our miserably failed Cuban trade embargo. Earlier this month, he unveiled a bold bid to make community college free for millions of students all across America.
Still not impressed? On Tuesday night he called for paid family leave, equal pay for equal work, a minimum wage hike and a tripling of the child tax credit to $3,000. He’s also pushing a $500 “second earner” tax credit and wants to give college students up to $2,500 apiece to help with expenses. The best part is how he’d pay for it all, mostly by taxing big banks, raising capital gains rates and closing loopholes that allows rich heirs to avoid capital gains taxes altogether.
A not-so-subtle shift in tone followed. Gone, for now, is Obama the ceaseless appeaser. He’s been replaced by a president with a more combative stance, as befits a true people’s champion. At times on Tuesday Obama even seemed to taunt his tormentors. 

















3/  Todays guy video.....watch this insane skier go down a mountain like a bat out of hell......amazing, and the final minutes are incredible. Sorry for the hyperbole, but for a normal skier to do this stuff would mean the emergency room.......

You might not know who Candide Thovex is now, but trust me, by the time you finish this article, you will probably be more than a little in awe of him. His latest video is averaging 1.5 million hits a day and counting since going live last week. It could easily bethe single best action spots video we’ll see all year. 














4/  I am no great fan of the last decade of Israeli policy, with it's repression of the Palestinians, the steady encroachment of the settlements and the creation of the Gaza hellhole but choose to believe it's what right wing governments do - screw the weak and powerless, just like ours does. The Palestinians aren't saints either, with a split government of incompetents and would-be terrorists, which makes it easy for the Israeli right wing to continue to harass them......

But Netanyahu may have made a serious mistake this time by agreeing to speak before Congress as a deliberate "fuck you" to the President.....

Benjamin Netanyahu, making friends and influencing people (Reuters/The Atlantic)Benjamin Netanyahu believes he has just one job, and that is to stop Iran from getting hold of nuclear weapons. He might argue that this description of his mission as Israel’s prime minister is too limiting, though such an argument would not be particularly credible. Israel’s very existence, he has argued, consistently, and at times convincingly, is predicated on stopping Iran, a country ruled by a regime that seeks both Israel’s annihilation and the means to carry it out.
Netanyahu’s options are limited. A country possessing scientific knowledge, material resources, and the will to cross the nuclear threshold is very difficult to stop. One way for Netanyahu to stop Iran, or to slow down its progress toward a bomb, would be to launch a preventative attack on its nuclear facilities. He has threatened to do so (credibly, according to officials of the Obama administration) but he has not yet done it, perhaps because American warnings against such a strike have been dire; perhaps because he understands that such an attack might not work; or perhaps because he is by nature cautious, despite his rhetoric.
Whatever the case, the only other way for Netanyahu to stop Iran would be to convince the president of the United States, the leader of the nation that is Israel’s closest ally and most crucial benefactor, to confront Iran decisively.











5/  National Geographic with a beautiful five minute tour of our world and the animal life in it, from the land to the sea.....wonderfully done, with some beautiful music too.....

A warm, fuzzy feel good video.....












6/  Good grief. Here is a list of 10 foods that we eat in the US that are banned in many other countries, real places like the EU, Canada, Australia and even Israel who have versions of the FDA that aren't run by industry toadies. Scary stuff......

You read these lists and say "this won't hurt me", but it's not just one time - it's cumulative over years and years, so if you want to stay healthy and out of the clutches of the medical system, watch what you eat......

Americans are slowly waking up to the sad fact that much of the food sold in the US is far inferior to the same foods sold in other nations. In fact, many of the foods you eat are BANNED in other countries.
Here, I’ll review 10 American foods that are banned elsewhere.
Seeing how the overall health of Americans is so much lower than other industrialized countries, you can’t help but wonder whether toxic foods such as these might play a role in our skyrocketing disease rates.

BANNED FOODS

#1: Milk and Dairy Products Laced with rBGH

Recombinant bovine growth hormone (rBGH) is the largest selling dairy animal drug in America. RBGH is a synthetic version of natural bovine somatotropin (BST), a hormone produced in cows’ pituitary glands. Monsanto developed the recombinant version from genetically engineered E. coli bacteria and markets it under the brand name “Posilac.”
It’s injected into cows to increase milk production, but it is banned in at least 30 other nations because of its dangers to human health, which include an increased risk for colorectal, prostate, and breast cancer by promoting conversion of normal tissue cells into cancerous ones. Non-organic dairy farms frequently have rBGH-injected cows that suffer at least 16 different adverse health conditions, including very high rates of mastitis that contaminate milk with pus and antibiotics.

Where it’s banned: Australia, New Zealand, Israel, EU and Canada

“According to the American Cancer Society, the increased use of antibiotics to treat this type of rBGH-induced inflammation ‘does promote the development of antibiotic-resistant bacteria, but the extent to which these are transmitted to humans is unclear,’” the featured article states.













7/  OK - this you CAN eat - fun little video about how to make the perfect cheese sandwich.....five  minutes......Mary cooked one of these, and it was superdelicious....a "wow".....

We all thought we knew how to construct a solid grilled cheese sandwich. But after witnessing this man's brilliant method, we realized how wrong we were. 

How this genius chef breaks down the surprisingly simple process behind this delectable delight is phenomenal. Seeing as how this easy process flew under our radar for so long, we wondered what else we may not know about one of America's classic meals.

Well, according to Wikipedia, "Cooked bread and cheese is an ancient food, according to food historians, popular across the world in many cultures; evidence indicates that in the U.S., the modern version of the grilled cheese sandwich originated in the 1920s when inexpensive sliced bread and American cheese became easily available.













8/  A pretty good Jon Stewart on the media frenzy over "blizzardgate" in the northeast.....of course we're used to this in Florida, just watch your TV when a depression forms off the African coast - "Killer Storm Coming!"

Quite funny.....about nine minutes......and by the way more snowy weather coming next weekend!

Jon Stewart recapped the media coverage of “Blizzapocalypsegeddon 15″ tonight and how New York avoided the worst of it. But that didn’t stop a lot of pretty overhyped coverage from NYC, including the interesting new tactic of having anchors running shows from their cars. But, Stewart said, “when there’s innovation in the field of newsgathering, we look to CNN for its worst iteration.”
Last night Don Lemon was in CNN’s “blizzardmobile,” which Stewart found a little odd, considering that NYC warning about non-emergency vehicles staying off roads. Stewart mocked the ridiculousness of the whole affair and even got in a pretty stinging dig at Lemon’s recent reporting.
And then The Daily Show went all-out mocking CNN by having Jordan Klepper do all sorts of news coverage in a car and on a bike. He interviewed a man on the street while driving down the road, talked about ISIS while on a sled, and even assembled a political panel… in the passenger seats of the car.














9/  This is what real winter looks like.....you may have seen some of these snow and ice fails before, but this video sets them to some rather nice classical music.....three minutes of why we live in Florida.....














10/  You may have read how the Koch Brothers are planning to spend almost a billion dollars on the 2016 election, but most of the stories focus on the Presidential election and ignore the real stories - the right wing oligarchs intend to take over the statehouses, the judiciary and even municipalities so they can make more profits by suppressing regulations and dissent. They are ruthless and relentless, they are playing the long game and in the way are bumbling Democrats and other relatively sane people, i.e. noone with the power to stop them.

Think we are going to get anything done about climate change? Dream on, and enjoy your Social Security and Medicare while you still have it, which won't be for long......

America's billion-dollar mess: How Koch bros are trying to buy a right-wing futureScott Walker, David Koch, Chris Christie (Credit: AP/Reuters/Mark Humphrey/Brendan Mcdermid/Rich Schultz/Photo montage by Salon)
Besides our learning that one of the nation’s most valuable properties is outrageously vulnerable to attack, the biggest news on Tuesday probably came from the Koch brothers, who are reportedly planning to organize and spend nearly $1 billion (that’s billion, with a b) on the 2016 election. As the New York Times and Politico both noted, that figure would be significantly more than either the Republican or Democratic parties spent in 2012. At least in terms of financial power, it would potentially turn the Koch brothers into the most significant third party in U.S. politics since the days of Bull-Moose. Even if we assume that, like early reports of an NFL contract, the number is inflated for purposes of hype, it is still a lot of money.
Of course, this is far from the first time the Kochs have promised to man liberty’s ramparts, checkbooks in hand. In advance of the 2012 election, for example, they made a lot of noise about wielding their largess. And subsequent reports, which found them to have raised more than $400 million to defeat President Obama, proved they were not bluffing. Yet despite all that, 2012 ended up being quite a good year for Democrats — so good, in fact, that it ledsome observers to conclude that the effects of outside spending in American elections are overrated.














11/  A Republican strategy for 2016? Pretend to care about the middle class, and I'll bet a large proportion of the idiots will believe it......

Bill Maher in one of his more serious "New Rules".....still plenty of jokes, but there is an edge to this one......maybe because he's pissed of with the hypocrisy of it all.....

The Republican party has started to focus on middle class economics more this week, but Bill Maher ended his show tonight by calling them hypocrites for suddenly caring about this issue. Because this focus, Maher said, is “the new bullshit” on the right.
Maher first took a dig at Sarah Palin, who addressed the issue in her rambling Iowa speech(leading Maher to ask, “If Sarah Palin suffers a stroke, how will we know?”), before going after the general GOP for prioritizing this issue and attacking the Democrats for making it worse. Maher sarcastically cried, “Those damn Democrats! Always fighting the Republican party’s efforts to stick up to the little guy.”
Because to Maher, the GOP just has no shame and is only cynically “pretending to care” about this issue.















12/  Todays music video - Walk The Moon with "Shut Up And Dance"......a word to describe this one would be "charming", a fun video, a catchy song and a sense of humour too......not bad at all....
















13/  This is an interesting column from Leonard Pitts - we are so used to the stupidity and blatant lying on Fox News that we are inured to it, but last week the British and the French [who have sane news outlets] were outraged at Fox, and embarrassed them bigtime. 

When the Prime Minister of Britain called one of their moronic talking heads "a complete idiot" it gets everyone's attention......

Why Serious People Discount Fox News
Tucker Carlson said on Fox that more children die of bathtub drownings than of accidental shootings. They don’t.
Steve Doocy said on Fox that NASA scientists faked data to make the case for global warming. They didn’t.
Rudy Giuliani said on Fox that President Obama has issued propaganda asking everybody to “hate the police.” He hasn’t.
John Stossel said on Fox that there is “no good data” proving secondhand cigarette smoke kills nonsmokers. There is.

So maybe you can see why serious people — a category excluding those who rely upon it for news and information — do not take Fox, well … seriously, why they dub it Pox News and Fakes News, to name two of the printable variations. Fox is, after all, the network of death panels, terrorist fist jabs, birtherism, anchor babies, victory mosques, wars on Christmas and Benghazi, Benghazi, Benghazi. It’s not just that it is the chief global distributor of unfact and untruth but that it distributes unfact and untruth with a bluster, an arrogance, a gonad-grabbing swagger, that implicitly and intentionally dares you to believe fact and truth matter.http://www.nationalmemo.com/serious-people-discount-fox-news/













Really Good TV

14/  Mary and I just finished watching "The Fall" with Gillian Anderson, and we both found it completely riveting......it's on Netflix streaming, and is 17 episodes....

As a side note Jamie Dornan who plays the killer has just been announced as the lead in the upcoming movie "50 Shades Of Grey".....

"Satisfying the male desire": BBC's "The Fall" may be our sharpest commentary on the culture of violence against womenGillian Anderson in "The Fall" (Credit: BBC Two)
“The Fall,” a BBC Two and Netflix coproduction, was just released for American audiences on Netflix’s streaming platform. Whereas Britishers watched the series one episode at a time, week to week, Americans have always received “The Fall” in big gulps—first, five episodes from the first season, and now six from the second season.
It might be the ideal way to watch the show. “The Fall” is a moody, deliberate story of a serial killer, less invested in the cat-and-mouse chase than in studying the characters doing the chasing. The full story of “The Fall,” first episode to 11th, has spanned the time frame of just a few weeks—meaning that the six episodes of the second season, airing weekly, span more time for the viewers than they do for the characters. Where other shows take on a case each week—from discovery to investigation to trial, in a quick 42 minutes—“The Fall” has been focused on the same criminal for more than 11 meditative hours.
It’s a choice that sets “The Fall” apart—one that leads to the series’ celebrated deconstructions and inversions, its subtle dismantling and rearranging. “The Fall” is not a crime drama like other crime dramas, but it uses what the viewer expects of crime dramas to its advantage—creating, as a result, a story that has much more resonance than an average crime drama. The lacunae of “The Fall”—found in long scenes that unflinchingly portray the entirety of an interrogation, or tracking shots that capture not just a crime scene but the details of the work of the people whose job it is to clean up a crime scene—is where the unsettling implications of the show are born.











15/  I have watched two episodes of "Black Mirror" on Netflix, the first [Prime Minister] was totally gross but hypnotic and the second [bicycles and the Game Show] was amazing, but I will definitely see all six of them.....

However.... be warned - not for everyone......read this first and see if you fancy it........

CreditIllustration by Tom Gauld
One of the most disturbing moments in the British TV series “Black Mirror” is what appears to be a passionate love scene. The episode takes place in a version of the future where most people have had small devices, called “grains,” surgically implanted in their heads that can record and replay their memories on demand. As the encounter progresses, it is revealed that the couple are actually having dull and mechanical sex, their eyes grayed out as they both tune into their grains to watch memories of their previous trysts, from an earlier, steamier time in their relationship.

Continue reading the main story
Each episode of “Black Mirror” — named for the way our screens look while powered down — paints a different nightmarescape of a future gone technologically awry. In one episode, for example, a woman uses a mail-order kit to create a golem of her deceased boyfriend using his social-media profiles. Another follows an obnoxious cartoon character as he becomes a powerful political figure after performing a series of public stunts. Still another imagines a post-peak-oil future, wherein people generate energy and currency by pedaling on stationary bikes, and the only escape from the drudgery is reality-show fame. The show feels like required viewing for our always connected, device-augmented lives.

Despite all the recent hype, “Black Mirror” isn’t a new show at all. Its first season was broadcast in Britain in 2011, but it’s enjoying a new surge of interest in the United States since it began streaming on Netflix in December. It wasn’t widely advertised; its growing popularity is fueled by references to it on Twitter and Facebook, screenshots posted to Tumblr and the like.

















Todays video - a supercut of female heroes being as mean as males......hmmm....Helen Mirren with a machine gun! Sweet.....

Decades of film history in just a few big explosions and a hail of gunfire. Nice!
There's some of the best-known action heroines from cinematic history, like xenomorph-destroying Ellen Ripley in the Alien trilogy and Terminator 2: Judgment Day's Sarah Connor. But it also features scenes from films as diverse as The Matrix, Thelma & Louise, Sin City, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and True Romance. Turns out ladies have range. The full credit list is on her Vimeo page, where Darko explains that she deliberately left out super-powered female characters and explains why she left out various other movies. 
Action movies are usually pretty formulaic and sexist when it comes to their treatment of women, so kudos to Darko for subverting traditional gender roles in film.












Todays Scottish joke

Cost of Scottish Dental Treatment

A Glasgow man phones a Dentist to enquire about the cost for a tooth extraction.

"£85 pounds for an extraction, sir" the dentist replied.

"£85 quid! Huv ye no'got anythin' cheaper?"

"That's the normal charge," said the dentist.

"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic?"

"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and would knock £15 pounds off."

"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without any anaesthetic?"

"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But the price could drop by £20 pounds."

"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer student do the extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin?"

"It'll be good for the students", mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you £5 pounds but it will be traumatic."

"Och, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman. "Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"







Todays blonde joke
A man got on a bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.

The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after several curious glances from her, he announced,

"It's golf balls."

The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said.

After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked,
"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?​"




Todays ISIS joke
A large group of Isis fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: "One Marine is better than ten Isis fighters". 

The Isis commander quickly orders 10 of best men over the dune where a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
 
The voice once again calls out: "One Marine is better than one hundred Isis 'S.O.B.'s'". 

Furious, the Isis commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
 
The voice calls out again: "One Marine is better than a thousand Isis fighters." 

The enraged Isis commander musters 1,000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought ..... then silence.
 
Eventually, one badly wounded Isis fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men ... it's a trap. There's two of them."
 






Saturday, January 24, 2015

Davids Daily Dose - Saturday January 24th


Good stories this edition, but you should definitely read #3.....excellent. And no apologies for three Jon Stewart's.....he was on form this week......




1/  Paul Krugman with an excellent column on how facts [you know, reality] have become irrelevant in rightwingworld and the lies keep being hammered home by conservative media, led by Fox News.

It's truly sobering that you can have a conversation with a Foxbrain and nothing you say will ever sink in......

It’s now official: 2014 was the warmest year on record. You might expect this to be a politically important milestone. After all, climate change deniers have long used the blip of 1998 — an unusually hot year, mainly due to an upwelling of warm water in the Pacific — to claim that the planet has stopped warming. This claim involves a complete misunderstanding of how one goes about identifying underlying trends. (Hint: Don’t cherry-pick your observations.) But now even that bogus argument has collapsed. So will the deniers now concede that climate change is real?

Of course not. Evidence doesn’t matter for the “debate” over climate policy, where I put scare quotes around “debate” because, given the obvious irrelevance of logic and evidence, it’s not really a debate in any normal sense. And this situation is by no means unique. Indeed, at this point it’s hard to think of a major policy dispute where facts actually do matter; it’s unshakable dogma, across the board. And the real question is why.
Before I get into that, let me remind you of some other news that won’t matter.
First, consider the Kansas experiment.














2/  And on the same theme, Fox News ate a ration of shit for the comments of one of their idiots for labeling some European cities Muslim "no-go" zones.....of course Jon Stewart had a delightful time with this story and Fox's feeble attempts to apologise.......

The second part of the seven minutes was Aasif Mandvi on a trip to Alabama to look into that state's bill to make sure Sharia law will never affect Alabama....it's very good, but there's one joke in here that's hysterical....a "fall off your chair" moment...

Jon Stewart was absolutely floored by the multiple apologies Fox News issued after some incorrect claims about Muslim no-go zones. He asked, “How bad does bullshit have to smell before the odor is detected by people who love on a mountain made of that substance?”
Stewart learned it was in response to some pretty ridiculous musings about Birmingham being “totally Muslim”. Stewart mockingly said it’s not just limited to England, and warned of creeping Sharia law in the United States.
In fact, correspondent Aasif Mandvi went to Alabama, where they’re pushing legislation to ban Sharia law, in spite of that not being a threat to the state of Alabama in the slightest












3/  A thoughtful story about the Democratic Party, and it's resistance to change........almost an ode to the memory of the once vibrant Dems, who are led by people who can't or won't adapt or admit the centrist policies of Republican Lite aren't appealing..........

For anyone interested in politics.......

It's time for a revolution: Bankrupt policies, historic losses call for new generation of leadersChuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid (Credit: AP/Manuel Balce Ceneta/Reuters/Kevin Lamarque/Joshua Roberts/Photo montage by Salon)
As a wise man once said, never underestimate the capacity of an entire social order to commit suicide. The Democratic Party’s old order is doing it now. It may seem strange but make no mistake, the Democrats’ leaders are already unconscious. If they don’t wake up soon, they’ll go the way of the Whigs. If progressives don’t wake up now, they’ll go with them.
I’ve argued that progressive political movements died at the hands of their leaders; that their death is what caused the political collapse we errantly term “partisan gridlock”; that progressives need a timeout from electoral politics; and that both Democrats and progressives are best served by a return to a more arms-length relationship.
Progressives have long cohabited with Democrats. The relationship, while abusive, is hard for them to quit. Starting over is always scary, and building movements is hard even in good times, so the temptation is strong to keep on doing what they’re doing. Besides, how can you tell the Democrats are really dead? You can’t call in a coroner or poke them with a stick. It’s simple, really. All you have to do is look.
Life is change and these Democrats never change. It’s like watching “Groundhog Day” but without laughs, a love interest or a learning curve. Democrats in Congress ran the same race in 2014 they ran in 1994, lost badly, and then reelected all their leaders. Obama handled the budget this year the same way he does every year, with the same result. Hillary Clinton is poised to run the same awful race in 2016 she ran in 2008.












4/  I love these.....NFL Bad Lipreading.....to see these hulking brutes babble baby talk, strange stuff and just plain out there conversation is hysterical....and it's all perfectly synched. 

And the irony is if you watch a lot of sports TV you are used to the moronic garbage they say, so this is an improvement to the usual platitudes.....four very funny minutes.....













5/  Ladies - how would you like the label "America's Worst Mom"? You may remember a story a year or so ago that was written by Lenore Skenazy about how she let her 9 year old son ride the subway home from school, and the flak she got from all sides accusing her of being a bad parent to calls to have her son taken away. 

The problem is the media and social media, because when something happens in the country of 315 million people, the news portrays it as if it's going to happen to YOU tomorrow! Remember Halloween? When in the 80's a pyschopath in Iowa or some BFE state put a razor blade in an apple, and gave it to a trick-or-treater and it made instant national news? The next year no kid, nationwide, was allowed to go out on Halloween unaccompanied.....

If you are a helicopter parent or even a grandparent, you might want to read this if you don't want your kid to grow up a weenie.....


CreditJoyce Hesselberth

The damning criticism she endured, including a threat of arrest for child endangerment, intensified 
her desire to encourage anxious parents to give their children the freedom they need to develop 
the self-confidence and resilience to cope effectively with life’s many challenges.
Lenore Skenazy, a New York City mother of two, earned the sobriquet “America’s Worst Mom” after reporting in a newspaper column that she had allowed her younger son, then 9, to ride the subway alone.
One result was the publication in 2009 of her book “Free Range Kids: How to Raise Safe, Self-Reliant Children (Without Going Nuts With Worry).” A second result is theFree Range Kids Project and a 13-part series, starting Thursday on Discovery Life Channel, called “World’s Worst Mom.” In it, Ms. Skenazy intervenes to rescue bubble-wrapped kids from their overprotective parents by guiding the children safely through a sequence of once-forbidden activities and showing their anxious parents how well the children perform and how proud they are of what they accomplished.
The term “helicopter parents” applies to far more than those who hover relentlessly over their children’s academic and musical development. As depicted in the first episode of the series, it applies to 10-year-old Sam’s very loving mother who wouldn’t let him ride a bike (“she’s afraid I’ll fall and get hurt”), cut up his own meat (“Mom thinks I’ll cut my fingers off”), or play “rough sports” like skating. The plea from a stressed-out, thwarted Sam: “I just want to do things by myself.”










6/  Did you watch the State of the Union? Did you stay up for the "Republican" response from Joni Ernst? There were actually 5 "Republican" responses, and Jon Stewart has an amusing time going through them.....five minutes.....

Jon Stewart tonight dived into the multitude of State of the Union responses last night, asking rather exasperatedly, “How many fucking people are at this tea party?” He figured that since Joni Ernst was a tea party darling, there wouldn’t be an official tea party response. Well, there was.
Oh, and that’s not even counting the responses byRand Paul and Ted Cruz.
Stewart was mostly bored by Ernst’s response and said her speech felt more like “an application essay to Nostalgia University.” And he had some tough words for Paul, a doctor and United States senator, over calling anyone else an elitist.
But it was Cruz messing up his address that earned an “Implode-y” award from Stewart for making his official State of the Union response “look like a ransom video” or porno.











7/  Which leads on to Bill Maher, who with relish goes through the GOP lineup of 2016 Presidential nominees......one of his better ones, he's having fun.....five bitchy minutes.....

Bill Maher tonight made it easier for big-name GOP donors looking for candidates to back by presenting a “billionaire buyers guide” for which of the “corporate ass-lickers” running for president is the right choice for them.
He ran the gamut from Rick Perry to Mitt Romney and everyone in between. For example, Maher played up “asshole” Ted Cruz who likes the Keystone XL pipeline because “he also oozed down from Canada to Texas.”
Maher didn’t have much to say about Rand Paul and Mike Huckabee, but he had a lot to say about Dr. ben Carson. He told the former neurosurgeon, “You’re an insane paranoid liar who will say absolutely anything, or as Fox News puts it, ‘When can you start?’”












8/  A sickening story from the Times on how federal funds are being used for animal experimentation on behalf of Big Ag, specifically the meat producers like Cargill. Animals are being abused and almost tortured to produce more "efficient" meat sources, and the federal gub'ment is complicit. It's an excellent illustration of how institutions that are supposed to protect us are corrupted by politicization and regulatory capture.

If you are sensitive, don't read this.......

At a remote research center on the Nebraska plains, scientists are using surgery and breeding techniques to re-engineer the farm animal to fit the needs of the 21st-century meat industry. The potential benefits are huge: animals that produce more offspring, yield more meat and cost less to raise.

There are, however, some complications.
Pigs are having many more piglets — up to 14, instead of the usual eight — but hundreds of those newborns, too frail or crowded to move, are being crushed each year when their mothers roll over. Cows, which normally bear one calf at a time, have been retooled to have twins and triplets, which often emerge weakened or deformed, dying in such numbers that even meat producers have been repulsed.
Then there are the lambs. In an effort to develop “easy care” sheep that can survive without costly shelters or shepherds, ewes are giving birth, unaided, in open fields where newborns are killed by predators, harsh weather and starvation.













9/  Larry Wilmore has taken over the Colbert spot on Comedy Central, and has started off well.....he's different, but quite amusing.....here he looks at Cuba and the "normalising" of relations. Seven pretty amusing minutes....

Though Nightly Show host Larry Wilmore is somewhat excited about the normalization of relations between the U.S. and Cuba — Cigars! Lots of them! — he’s not sure how the entire thing happened.
After a quick explainer from correspondent Ricky Velez about the history of Cuba-U.S. relations (it involves Magneto), Wilmore discovered that in the current state of Cuba, families receive one chicken a month, which is “horrible” compared to the American bounty of the KFC Double Down: “I mean here we used chicken as bread!”
And after listening to Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) explain the regime’s oppressive history, Wilmore said he understood why there was so much resistance to the idea. “I mean, we don’t like doing business with countries that don’t have free speech or elections,” he conceded. “Unless they’re making our iPhones.”













10/  "American Sniper" is the new movie from Clint Eastwood that has been lionised by the right wing media as an amazingly good film, but it just shows how the narrative is more important than the content......let Matt Taibbi [and incidentally every other movie critic] tell you why this is a lousy movie.....

Bradley CooperBradley Cooper in 'American Sniper.' Warner Bros
I saw American Sniper last night, and hated it slightly less than I expected to. Like most Clint Eastwood movies – and I like Clint Eastwood movies for the most part – it's a simple, well-lit little fairy tale with the nutritional value of a fortune cookie that serves up a neatly-arranged helping of cheers and tears for target audiences, and panics at the thought of embracing more than one or two ideas at any time.
It's usually silly to get upset about the self-righteous way Hollywood moviemakers routinely turn serious subjects into baby food. Film-industry people angrily reject the notion that their movies have to be about anything (except things like "character" and "narrative" and "arc," subjects they can talk about endlessly).
This is the same Hollywood culture that turned the horror and divisiveness of the Vietnam War era into a movie about a platitude-spewing doofus with leg braces who in the face of terrible moral choices eats chocolates and plays Ping-Pong. The message of Forrest Gump was that if you think about the hard stuff too much, you'll either get AIDS or lose your legs. Meanwhile, the hero is the idiot who just shrugs and says "Whatever!" whenever his country asks him to do something crazy.
Forrest Gump pulled in over half a billion and won Best Picture. So what exactly should we have expected from American Sniper?













11/  The oligarchs of the world were in Davos, Switzerland this week and Jon Stewart of course had pithy words for them, especially considering the subject under discussion......seven very good minutes....


Jon Stewart treaded familiar waters Thursday evening with his monologue skewering JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon and AIG’s Steve Miller, but he reserved his strongest ire for all the hypocrites at Davos who unite to fight climate change while indulging in luxury.
“I wish there was one perfect fact to explain the kind of event the World Economic Forum really is,” he said, after describing the conference as “Monsters of Money.” The perfect fact? 1,700 private jets were reportedly used to ship all the important people out to Switzerland.
“That’s why the 2015 forum is brought to you by ‘SkyBidet,’” he snarked. And after learning that climate change would be a big topic at this year’s conference, he tore into the attendees’ likely mentality: “‘Can you believe how much climate we changed?’”
And it gets worse, Stewart said, when you realize another conference topic, “when juxtaposed with the world’s largest fleet of private jets, seem achingly lacking in awareness”: Global inequality.
“Oh yes. Global inequality,” he concluded. “It’s actually the in-flight magazine of the 1,700-strong Davos jet fleet.”












12/  If you are interested in the cruise industry, you may be interested in this seven minute video about concept ships, none of which will ever be built unless an eccentric billionaire takes an interest......

I like the one with the airport on the top deck....wow......











13/  An almost despairing story about how the worlds oceans are screwed........we think the seas are invincible, but between all of the nasty things we do to the oceans and the rise in temperature due to CO2, it's ain't looking good folks.....
"Such declines can generate waves of ecological change that travel both up and down ma­rine food webs and can alter ocean ecosystem functioning," the authors explain. "Human harvesters have also been a major force of evolutionary change in the oceans and have reshaped the genetic structure of marine animal populations. Climate change threatens to accelerate marine defaunation over the next century. The high mobility of many marine animals offers some increased, though limited, capacity for marine species to respond to climate stress, but it also exposes many species to increased risk from other stressors."
And no, this isn't just some "Save the Whales" crap: This will hurt us, too. "Humans are intensely reliant on ocean ecosystems for food and other ecosystem services. We are deeply affected by all of these forecasted changes," the authors note. 
Timeline (log scale) of marine and terrestrial defaunation.Source: Science
Even worse news: Despite the grim conclusion of the scientists involved in the study, at least there's some good news: The oceans aren't nearly as fucked as terrestrial habitats!











14/  The Quantum of the Seas, Royal Caribbean's new ship had a rocky introduction but as with most problems are gradually getting resolved.....here is a review from one of the later cruises in January.....I read quite a few of them, but this is the fairest and most literate one.....

Quantum offers a lot - and has room for improvement too.

Sail Date: January 2015
Destination: Eastern Caribbean
Embarkation: Bayonne (Cape Liberty)

We just returned from an 8 night Cruise on RCI's Quantum of the Seas. It is a beautiful ship and our party of 10 had a wonderful time. However, there are a few bugs to work. Some highs and lows are outlined below. 













15/  Another story on how the honey in your pantry probably isn't honey....it's been filtered and all of the pollen taken out....

Go to your food cupboard, and look at the honey in there - if it's a commercial brand, it ain't honey. Real honey will say so....unfiltered, contains pollen etc. The FDA has no standards for pollen content for honey, so if the label says "meets FDA standards", you know it's garbage....

I put the last story we did on honey on the Publix website, and the response back to me from the Publix spokesperson was classic PR bullshit......

The next time you find yourself in the honey aisle of your grocery store, debating between a pricy premium, artisanal honey and the store-brand nectar contained in a plastic bear, you might want to think twice before choosing based on price.
That’s because a searing investigation of the honey market by Food Safety News found that 76% of all honey bought at grocery stores were treated with a process called “ultra-filtration,” which removes not only impurities like wax, but also all traces of pollen. And of the types of brands at grocery stores, the ones that were far-and-away the most likely to be ultra-filtered were generic brands.
There are issues with ultra-filtration in general. Many believe that pollen, and other so-called “impurities,” are actually beneficial to human health, and make honey a better choice than rival sweeteners like sugar. And there doesn’t seem to be any serious benefit to the process; it’s expensive and doesn’t significantly improve shelf-life, even though some manufacturers claim it does
But according to FSN, the biggest reason to avoid ultra-filtered honey is that pollen is the only sure-fire way to trace the source of honey to a geographic location. As a result ultra-filtered honey is often used to mask the shady origins of certain kinds of honey, especially Chinese honey, which is subject to heavy import tariffs on account of its frequent contamination by heavy metals and illegal antibiotics. Chinese honeymakers ultra-filter their honey, and then ship it through byzantine paths, to sneak their sham product onto American grocery shelves without being hit with a tariff.











16/  The slimy, evil corrupt piece of shit you elected Governor is in trouble, and it's his fellow Republicans that are pissed at his latest treachery......great column from Greg Maxwell in the Orlando Sentinel......

If someone accused Rick Scott of being a liar who abused the power of his office, I wouldn't normally call that big news.
I might just call it Tuesday.
Scott, after all, is one of the least popular governors in Florida history. And he's been dogged by critics since the day he stepped in office.
But the latest accusations against Scott aren't coming from longtime critics. They're coming from one of Florida's top law-enforcement officials — a respected veteran who worked closely with the governor for the past four years.
And that, my friends, is a big deal ... and why Scott now has a full-fledged scandal on his hands.
For those who missed it, the former head of the Florida Department of Law Enforcement — 35-year-veteran Gerald Bailey — has started spilling the beans.
Bailey portrays Scott and his staff as a group of unethical, hard-core politicos who would go to great lengths — willing even to fabricate a criminal investigation — to get themselves out of a jam.
The question now is: Who is going to demand answers and accountability?













17/  This may, possibly, hopefully but who knows be the next "Breaking Bad".....or at least it's being hyped as such.....

"Better Call Saul" is coming on AMC Feb. 8th.......set yer DVR folks.....

Extended Trailer: Better Call Saul

Season 1, Episode 1

Take a look at AMC’s new series Better Call Saul with this extended trailer. Don’t miss the two-night series premiere of Better Call Saul, Sun., Feb 8 at 10/9c and Mon., Feb 9 at 10/9c.












Todays video - for guys - get the new Patriots Cialis Inflate-a-Ball........very funny commercial......












Todays guy joke


A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment.
He went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, a stunning young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing only a robe.
 
The man smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him.

As they talked her robe slipped open and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.

After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said,
"Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming".
 
He followed her into her apartment, she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
 
Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked,
 
"It's got to be your ears".
 
Astounded and a little hurt she asked,
"My ears, look at these breasts, they are a full 38 inches and 100% natural.
I work out every day and my ass is firm and solid. I have a 24 inch waist.
Look at my skin, not a blemish anywhere.
How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
 
Clearing his throat, he stammered,
"Outside when you said you heard someone coming, that was me".
 










Todays philosophical jokes
Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
The Bayou
Baton Rouge , LA
No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
Men' s Room Linda's Bar and Grill
Chapel Hill, NC
=0 A
It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus
Wickenburg , AZ
Make love, not war.
Hell, do both...
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT
If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York , New York
If pro is opposite of con,
Then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington , DC
Express Lane:
Five beers or less.
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ






Todays married guy joke

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while, then said, 
"You're an alphabet wife..... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks ..."What the hell does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous, and Hot".

She smiled happily and said ...  
"Oh, that's so lovely, but what about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"