Saturday, August 29, 2020

Davids Daily Dose - Saturday August 29th

 



1/  Frank Rich on the disturbing and blatant theme of the RNC.....racism....we are in for some scary times....
Trump on Thursday night. Photo: Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images

Most weeks, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich speaks with contributor Alex Carp about the biggest stories in politics and culture. Today, the message of the Republican convention.

During a week of police violence and vigilante murder in Wisconsin, in a year of preventable deaths and growing poverty, the Republican convention emphasized loyalty to Donald Trump, casting aside matters of policy and campaign law in favor of grievance. Was the convention just another concession to his outsize ego, part of the strategy to energize the party’s base in the run-up to November, or an attempt to win over undecided voters?https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2020/08/frank-rich-trump-thinks-racism-is-his-best-chance.html



2/  A great Biden ad....."Anthem 60".....he showed this on Fox Thursday night....




3/  One of our most credible environmental journalists, Jeff Goodell, writes on the current state of our environment.....and he concludes four more years of Trump means a wrecked planet. 
Doubt this? Read the article.....
hurricane-laura-landfall.jpg
I’m not a religious person, or someone who sees messages written in clouds, but if I were, I might believe that Mother Nature is trying to tell President Donald Trump something right now. California is burning, a Category 4 hurricane with winds of 150 mph just blasted into the Louisiana coast, and nearly 180,000 are reported dead from a viral outbreak that is just a harbinger of what one scientist calls “a new pandemic era”driven in part by our changing climate and wanton destruction of ecosystems. But on the eve of Trump’s big speech to accept the Republican nomination, if Mother Nature had a voice, I imagine she would say something like this: Pay attention to me, asshole, or you — and every generation of humans to come — will regret it.




4/  Thomas Frank on the failure of our medical experts but more importantly our system itself to protect us from 
the pandemic.....one of our most intelligent writers.....
lmd_0820_03_getty_514686924_-58a98.jpg

T

he great underlying political crisis of this plague year, it is often said, is the stubborn refusal of Americans to respect expert authority. There’s an epidemic raging... and just look at those people frolicking in a swimming pool at the Lake of the Ozarks, repeating stupid conspiracy theories, spreading non-peer-reviewed medical advice on social media, running errands without a mask on, setting off roman candles in the street. 



5/  Trump meets the Honeymooners [remember Ralph Kramden?].....very cleverly done, one minute.....




6/  The story of how Fox News and specifically Hannity manufactured the Seth Rich story that still haunts the family today.....
They are evil people.....and Hannity is the worst.....
RS_Fox_News_Seth_Rich_F-1Embed.jpg
This is the true story of an untrue story. It’s the story of how Fox News took a conspiracy theory from the online fringes and mainstreamed it into global news. It’s the story of how a Fox News staff writer, a Fox News paid contributor, and a Fox News unpaid commentator worked together to win the trust of a family wracked by grief and then used their imprimatur to publish a “sham story” that would become an article of faith in MAGA culture. It’s the story of how Fox News and some of its biggest stars have so far escaped any accountability for actions whose consequences continue to haunt the Rich family.



7/  Tom Tomorrow on McAction BS News.....
TMW2020-08-26color.png


8/  The Lincoln Project with "Evil"....featuring the human pool noodle Jared....



9/  The Republican Party's actual platform.....by never Trumper Republican David Frum.....
original-3.jpg

republicans have decided not to publish a party platform for 2020.

This omission has led some to conclude that the GOP lacks ideas, that it stands for nothing, that it has shriveled to little more than a Trump cult.

This conclusion is wrong. The Republican Party of 2020 has lots of ideas. I’m about to list 13 ideas that command almost universal assent within the Trump administration, within the Republican caucuses of the U.S. House and Senate, among governors and state legislators, on Fox News, and among rank-and-file Republicans.




10/  Tired of the RNC coronation of Trump and everything else Trumpish? Steven Colbert has 
a drug for you....."NotNormazol"....one amusing minute...




11/  Weirdly fascinating story about the dysfunctional Jared and his relationship to Trump......reminds me of the movie Young Frankenstein with the Doctor and Igor.....
Even if it wasn't about the most powerful and  dangerous man in the world this pathetic tale would still be disturbing....
original-4.jpg
jared kushner, the second-most-powerful man in the White House, is quite a bit smarter than the most powerful man, his father-in-law, the president. Donald Trump possesses a genius for the jugular, but he evinces few other signs of intelligence. He certainly displays no capacity, or predisposition, to learn. His son-in-law, by contrast, appears to have sufficient analytic acumen to comprehend that the country has been brought to its knees by the coronavirus pandemic.



12/  Bill Maher with a New Rules - "QAnon".....pretty good six minutes....




13/  BTW - are you aware that Melania's "improvements" to the Rose Garden included ripping out 
Jackie Kennedy's magnificent rose bushes? Thought not.....
D5RiYpCWsAAsUlv-2.jpg



14/  The First Lady was just on the Stephen Colbert show to give some details from her speech.....an amusing five minutes.....
Note Melania [Laura Benati] is on at the 2 minute mark....




15/ Some of the most dangerous stuff Trump and his toadies are doing is behind the scenes....here is just one more you've never heard of......how your pension has just become more vulnerable....
GettyImages-1227707199c.jpg

The Trump administration is pushing dramatic changes to the American retirementsystem that will benefit Wall Street but push average citizens into plans that are riskier, less profitable, and loaded with high and hidden fees.

In the past two months, the Trump’s Labor Department has introduced two pending changes to deregulate vulturous private equity firms and multi-trillion dollar retirement managers like Vanguard, Fidelity, and BlackRock. A third proposed change would restrict retirement investments with an underlying environmental, social, or governance mission — mainly to boost the struggling fossil-fuel industry.




16/  "Acidmath" by Steve Cutts.....an animated look at our world.....an excellent two minutes, both descriptive and 
depressing, but very clever........




17/  David Wallace-Wells on the fires in California.....
A sign for our times.
A sign for our times. Photo: Josh Edelson/AFP via Getty Images
California is Australia now. Beginning late last year, in what is already known as the country’s Black Summer, bushfires burned through 46 million acres, or 72,000 square miles; killed several billion animals, pushing a number of species to extinction or the brink of it; flooding Sydney with air so thick with smoke ferries couldn’t navigate its harbor and fire alarms in office buildings rang out, registering the smoke as proof the building itself was in flame; and forcing beachfront evacuations in scenes that crossed Dunkirk with Mad Max.




18/  Trump goes there.....shoots someone on Fifth Avenue [sort of]....
1502ckCOMICnews-trumpkillscovidpatients.png



19/  If you have ever watched the wonderful show "Schitts Creek" you will appreciate this - the cast of the show and friends made a video to congratulate Eugene Levy on receiving a Lifetime Achievement Award from the Newport Film Festival, and they play the video to Levy split screen while he is watching it live.....it's touching, funny, and above all a celebration of his life.....he appears to be a really, really nice man....10 minutes.....



20/  "Tenet", the new movie from Christopher Nolan is out this week.....great review from Rolling Stone....
rev-1-MGR-TRL-89178_High_Res_JPEGc.jpg
You could argue that Tenet, the brain-teasing new blockbuster-to-be from agent provocateur Christopher Nolan, doesn’t know whether it’s coming or going. Actually it’s doing both — and the director-screenwriter is challenging us to try and keep up. It’s as if an African-American James Bond, in the person of the sharply bespoke-suited spymaster played by John David Washington, found himself among the mindhunters of Nolan’s 2010 Inception. He’s a filmmaker who has been screwing around with our ideas about time since his 2001 breakthrough Memento — even his 2017 war epic Dunkirk asked us see the same event from interlocking, rewinding-and-fast–forwarding perspectives. In his latest, a sci-fi thriller whose action globe-trots across three continents and seven countries, Nolan’s tick-tock obsession hits a fever pitch.




21/  "Tenet" is in theaters only, but if you don't fancy a trip to the cinema just yet here are five similar movies for you.....
LooperPhoto: TriStar Pictures

This article originally ran on July 17 and is being republished in light of Tenet’s international release.

If not for the pandemic, we’d be in the midst of Hollywood’s epic summer season, enjoying the nearly weekly unveiling of major films, whether it’s the latest Wes Anderson opus (The French Dispatch) or Tom Cruise’s return to his most iconic 1980s role (Top Gun: Maverick). Instead, you’re cooped up trying to figure out what to watch while not going stir-crazy.

This is where we come in. On a regular basis, we’ll be presenting “The Replacements”: a list of five alternative choices for every big tentpole you were excited to see before COVID-19 changed our lives. 



22/  Book review from the Times - "Evil Geniuses" from Kurt Andersen....

EVIL GENIUSES
The Unmaking of America: A Recent History
By Kurt Andersen

It used to be called the New World. Now it’s run by a man who wants to make it great “again.”

Sometime between then and now, the writer Kurt Andersen argues in his essential, absorbing, infuriating, full-of-facts-you-didn’t-know, saxophonely written new book, America lost one of its “defining” traits: “openness to the new,” its gee-whiz tendency to “try the untried and explore the uncharted,” its “innovative, novelty-seeking, risk-taking attitudes,” its “new conceptions of freedom and fairness and self-government and national identity” — built, it must be said, atop tyrannies new and old.

Andersen traces this “cultural U-turn” to the 1970s.



23/  The Times has a list of the 100 best TV shows on Netflix.....this is for those of you who are really bored....
Netflix adds original programming at such a steady clip that it can be hard to keep up with which of its dramas, comedies and reality shows are must-sees. And that’s not including all the TV series Netflix picks up from broadcast and cable networks. Below is our regularly updated guide to the 50 best shows on Netflix in the United States. Each recommendation comes with a secondary pick, too, for 100 suggestions in all.



24/  Another tell-all Trump book, this one about the Ice Queen herself - Melania....
3b93c6c4574434eb29424ce893806e9d1e-melania-trump-Alexi-Winston-Wolkoff.rhorizontal.w1100.jpg
A former public-relations executive at Vogue who bears a vague resemblance to Stephanie Seymour, Wolkoff is 49 years old and over six feet tall. She is sweet and friendly and quick with a self-deprecating joke. She is scatterbrained but focused, if that makes any sense at all, like the personification of an “organized mess.”




Today's video - time for the Trunk Monkey commercials again.....three pretty good minutes.....




Today's Catholic joke
Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained. The final test was
for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while
a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his willy, and they were told
that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not
be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity..

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction.

She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests
until she got to the final priest, Carlos. 

Poor Carlos.

As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off,
clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage...

Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest.

He bent over to pick it up...and all the other bells started to ring.
 
 
Today's mobile phone joke
After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, a woman sitting next to him pulled out her mobile phone.

She started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart.. It's Mary. I'm on the train". "Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting. No, honey, not with that Kevin from the accounting office. It was with the boss. No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life. Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart!"

Fifteen minutes later, she was still talking loudly. 

When the man sitting next to her had enough, he leaned over and said into the phone, "Mary, hang up the phone and come back to bed."

Mary doesn't use her mobile phone in public any longer.
 

Today's retirement options joke
You can retire to Phoenix, Arizona where...
1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away from your house because you found shade.
2. You've experienced condensation on your hiney from the hot water in the toilet bowl.
3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town.
4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
5. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door.
6. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
 
OR
 
You can retire to California where...
1. You make over $450,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
3. You know how to eat an artichoke.
4. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
5. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather
than how many miles away it is.
6. The 4 seasons are: Fire, Flood, Mud, and Drought
 
OR
 
You can retire to New York City where...
1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan ....
2. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't
find Wisconsin on a map.
3. You think Central Park is "nature."
4. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
5. You've worn out a car horn. (IF you have a car).
6. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.
 
OR
 
You can retire to Minnesota where...
1. You only have three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup ...
2. Halloween costumes have to fit over parkas.
3. You have seventeen recipes for casserole.
4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
5. The four seasons are: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road repair.
6. The highest level of criticism is "He is different, she is different or It was different€
 
OR
 
You can retire to the Deep South where...
1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
2. "Y'all" is singular and "all y'all" is plural.
3. "He needed killin" is a valid defense.
4. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Joe Bob, Betty Jean, Mary Beth, etc. etc.
5. Everywhere is either "in yonder," "over yonder" or "out yonder"..
 
OR
 
You can retire to Colorado where...
1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car.
2. Your wife tells you to pick up Granola on your way home and so you stop at the day care center.
3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.
 
OR
 
You can retire to Nebraska where...
1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is three cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at.
 
OR
 
FINALLY You can retire to Florida where...
1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent cardiologist, dermatologist, proctologist, podiatrist, or orthopedist,.....
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
5. Cars in front of you often appear to be driven by headless people.
 


Saturday, August 22, 2020

Davids Daily Dose - Saturday August 22nd




1/  Frank Rich on Joe and the DNC convention.....insightful as always....
Biden delivering his memorable speech on Thursday. Photo: Andrew Harnik/AP/Shutterstock

Most weeks, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich speaks with contributor Alex Carp about the biggest stories in politics and culture. Today, the Democratic convention and the nomination of Joe Biden.

The Democrats staged their convention this week, officially nominating Joe Biden for president.  Other than demonstrating a shared opposition to Donald Trump, what did it accomplish for the party?



2/  Sarah Cooper with the short piece she did for the DNC.....two minutes....she is wonderful!



3/  Frank Bruni with a good column on Joe's speech....
21Bruni-superJumbo.jpg

Let’s be honest. One of the big questions attending Joe Biden’s big speech at the Democratic National Convention was whether he still had enough gas and enough grip to get to the end of it without losing velocity or swerving this way and that.

He did. He absolutely did. Is he in the fleetest, shiniest, nimblest form of his very long career? No. And Donald Trump — no Ferrari himself — is constantly trying to exploit that.




4/  God I hate Mitch McConnell....a toon that speaks the truth....
6f5eb9fa380045fc361aa8d91ba35abd430f4adcafa486ae48edc09acc7be88f.png



5/  Seth Meyers with some excellent comedic reporting on Steve Bannon....a most amusing 17 minutes....



6/  David Wallace-Wells with some somber news on the long term after effects of Covid-19.....and he doesn't 
even get into the insurance issue, which will be huge....
An Italian man suffering from fatigue after recovering from COVID-19 undergoes an ultrasound. Photo: Getty Images
The official American death toll from the coronavirus pandemic now stands at 170,000, and while there are some encouraging indications that the growth of the disease is slowing and the fatality rate declining, the U.S. death toll is likely to grow to 227,000 by just November 1, according to Youyang Gu — to date the most accurate modeler of COVID-19 in the country.




7/  The Lincoln Project is running this ad in Ohio.....the background is the Goodyear plant banned 
political hats [including MAGA] at work, and Trump went ballistic....




8/  As Paul Krugman points out, just because the stock market is booming doesn't mean life is any 
better for 90% of Americans....it's worse...excellent column in the Times...
merlin_175179582_a1596206-9d58-4108-92e8-aba76ad6b76a-jumbo.jpg

On Tuesday, the S&P 500 stock index hit a record high. The next day, Apple became the first U.S. company in history to be valued at more than $2 trillion. Donald Trump is, of course, touting the stock market as proof that the economy has recovered from the coronavirus; too bad about those 173,000 dead Americans, but as he says, “It is what it is.”





9/  Trevor Noah on how Fox News is commenting on both Biden and Kamala....four pretty 
good [and quite amusing] minutes....




10/  The title of this well written piece is "Why Trump Is Likely To Win Again", and he has some excellent points about the Democratic elites and how the working class has been abandoned.....I certainly hope he's wrong and the Biden Administration takes on the oligarchs.......
1*S9jmsz4JKf-YeSEWhtCTVw.jpeg
The Bronx of my childhood was a paradise. My street ran parallel to a section of the old Croton Aqueduct, by then long disused, which we kids called the Ackey. Along its banks grew trees and bushes and wild flowers forming a ribbon of thicket in which we played, and through which we “hiked.”




11/  Trickle down Jesus....
image0.jpeg



12/  Some sound advice on how to live with Covid....from Vox...
GettyImages_1226123884.jpg

When states had strict stay-at-home orders and lockdowns in place, many decisions about the risk of getting the coronavirus were simple. People didn’t have to think about whether dining in a restaurant is safe if the restaurant was closed. 

Now, that states are opening up — with varying degrees of precautions and adherence in place — individuals will need to weigh some risks on their own. 





13/  Apparently Hannity threatened to sue over this ad from MeidasTouch....a great ad, on Trump's decline in Hannity's words......




14/  Finally, FINALLY President Obama speaks out!
Not fooling around. Photo: NurPhoto/NurPhoto via Getty Images
Barack Obama issued a dire warning during his Wednesday night Democratic National Convention speech, and Kamala Harris formally introduced herself as Joe Biden’s running mate. I spoke with political correspondent Gabriel Debenedetti about their remarks as well as the evening’s focus on women.



15/  President Obama's full speech on the third night of the DNC convention....19 wonderful minutes....



16/  This is also what a real [even though fictional] President sounds like.....Martin Sheen from the 
West Wing with a Bible lesson....three excellent minutes....




17/  I'm definitely going to avoid the new Russian Covid-19 vaccine!
image1.jpeg




18/  Sam Bee on the DNC convention.....a funny four minutes.....note she tapes on Tuesday....



19/  Tom Tomorrow nails it again....
TMW2020-08-19color.png



20/  With all of the pandemic news and of course Trump, climate change seems to have dropped off the radar. David Wallace-Wells with a positive story on how the discussion has changed....for the better....but also with details on weather disasters you may not have heard of....
A climate protester in Wales. Photo: PA Images via Getty Images
One plague, when big enough, occludes others, and the coronavirus pandemic has, for six months now, almost fully eclipsed the very real, very large, and very pressing threat of climate change. Even as the United States normalizes a pandemic plateau producing roughly a thousand deaths every day, with continuing national failure to contain the spread of the disease becoming maddeningly familiar old news, COVID-19 is still preventing us from seeing clearly the wreckage being done by global warming, particularly elsewhere in the world, in parts of the global South where Americans and Europeans prefer not to look.




21/  The Post Office mystery...
mailboxes915.png



22/  Nowhere in the country is the wealth gap more obvious than in South Florida, so when we hear Covid is rampant in Miami it seems to leave the wealthier areas untouched.....good story from the Guardian on how unfair America is....
3151.jpg

W

hen the first wave of the coronavirus pandemic reached southern Florida’s shores, Bal Harbour residents braced themselves. In early March, health department officials confirmed a New York man who tested positive for coronavirus had spent time in the wealthy enclave. About a week later, a pair of Bal Harbour rabbis were among the first people in Miami-Dade county to test positive for the virus.



Today's kid joke

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not rung in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with a main computer, he phoned the employee’s home number and was greeted with a child’s whisper, ‘Hello?

‘Is your Daddy home?’ he asked.

‘Yes’, whispered the small voice.

‘May I speak to him?’

The child whispered ‘No.’

Surprised and wanting to talk to an adult, the boss asked, ‘Is your Mummy there?’

‘Yes.’

‘Well may I speak to her, then?’ Again the small voice whispered ‘No.’

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, ‘Is anybody else there?’

‘Yes,’ whispered the child, ‘a policeman.’

Wondering what the police would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, ‘May I speak to the policeman?’

‘No, he’s busy,’ whispered the child.

‘Busy doing what?’

‘Talking to Mummy and Daddy and the Fireman,’ came the whispered reply.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background coming down the phone, the boss asked ‘What’s that noise?’

‘A helicopter’, answered the whispering voice.

‘What’s going on there?’ demanded the boss, now really apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, ‘The search team has just landed a helicopter.’

Alarmed, concerned, and a little frustrated, the boss asked ‘What are they searching for?’

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle… ‘ME!’



Today's teenager joke

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. 

The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" 

The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla, she keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight and is sick most mornings.

The doctor gives Darla a good examination then turns to the mother and says, "Well,I don't know how to tell you this but your Darla is pregnant - about 4 months would be my guess." 

The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you Darla?" 

Darla says, embarassed"No mother! I've never even kissed a man!" 

The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor? 

The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be damned if I'm going to miss it this time!" 



Today's Italian joke...
A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. 
A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. 
Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on a leash. 
Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking in single file. 
The Jewish man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the Italian walking the dog and said: "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" 
"My wife's." 
''What happened to her?" 
"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her." 
He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?" 
My mother-in-law....She came to help my wife and the dog turned on her and killed her also. 
A very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood and silence passed between the two men. 
The Jewish man then asked "Can I borrow the dog?" 
The Italian man replied, "Get in the line.



A second Italian joke
An elderly Italian man lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, since the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love, Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. 
They apologized to the old man and left. 

The next week the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie