Friday, April 26, 2019

Davids Daily Dose - Friday April 26th


1/  Good column about Trump and the Republicans from Paul Krugman....Trump was rage-tweeting about this article this week, which means it got to him....
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So all the “fake news” was true. A hostile foreign power intervened in the presidential election, hoping to install Donald Trump in the White House. The Trump campaign was aware of this intervention and welcomed it. And once in power, Trump tried to block any inquiry into what happened.
Never mind attempts to spin this story as somehow not meeting some definitions of collusion or obstruction of justice. The fact is that the occupant of the White House betrayed his country. And the question everyone is asking is, what will Democrats do about it?
But notice that the question is only about Democrats. Everyone (correctly) takes it as a given that Republicans will do nothing. Why?




2/  Matt Taibbi chastises the media and a lot of us for believing there was a Russiagate, after the Meuller report debunks it....he may be technically right about contacts with Russia, but the obstruction was definitely real....
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On February 15, 2016, the National Review took unprecedented action. In an all-out plea to Republican voters to stop Donald Trump before it was too late, the magazine enlisted 22 of the right’s most prominent voices to band together and throw support elsewhere, to save the party.
The “Conservatives Against Trump” issue didn’t move the needle. Despite a lineup of pleas against Trump that included Glenn Beck, Cal Thomas, Mona Charen, Michael Medved and Dana Loesch, Trump surged in the polls that month, expanding his lead over primary opponents at a critical juncture of the race. Trump voters considered these and other pundits part of the Republican establishment and therefore not to be trusted.




3/  John Oliver with 15 minutes of reassurance about the Mueller report....however the good news was Trumps team was hopelessly incompetent.....
Comedic reporting, not his best but still decent....
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4/  Michelle Goldberg with an excellent column that will leave you depressed....
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It’s a national disgrace that Trump sleeps in the White House instead of a federal prison cell, but it has been a while since I had any expectation that the special counsel Robert Mueller’s findings, many of which were finally released to the public on Thursday, could set things right. Instead, I’d desperately hoped for something more modest: clarity. 



5/  Tom Tomorrow on the Mueller report....
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6/  Interesting story from Salon about how Mayor Pete exposes the hypocrisy of the "Christian" right......keep going Pete!
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South Bend, Indiana Mayor Pete Buttigieg has drawn criticism for running for president in a crowded field of Democrats that includes many women and candidates of color who have a great deal more political experience than he does. But there's one reason Democratic voters should be glad he's in the primary race, even if they don't plan on voting for him: Every day Buttigieg remains in the national spotlight he exposes the hypocrisy of white evangelicals. In doing so, he's helping to diminish their still-formidable political power.




7/  Interesting story about the British and who owns their land.....no surprise here....
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Half of England is owned by less than 1% of its population, according to new data shared with the Guardian that seeks to penetrate the secrecy that has traditionally surrounded land ownership.
The findings, described as “astonishingly unequal”, suggest that about 25,000 landowners – typically members of the aristocracy and corporations – have control of half of the country.




8/  The Daily Show tries to solve the mystery of what Ivanka actually does......a mildly amusing three minutes....
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9/  Interesting - Umair is truly a radical and sometimes goes over the top in his conclusions, but as always there are some truths 
in his rants....unpleasant truths indeed. In this essay he argues the Anglo countries are collapsing....
We report, you decide....
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Every age has a dunce. A society, or set of societies, that just don’t get it. They don’t learn history’s lessons. They don’t progress — they stagnate, and then regress, clinging desperately to failing ideologies, grasping at dead, obsolete ideas like a drowning person grasps at flotsam. But history’s tide is unforgiving. It cares little for the fool who clings to the driftwood, instead of swims for the shore.
Every age has a dunce, and the dunces of this age, my friends, are us. You and me. The Anglos. I think that we have to confront a difficult truth. One that’s especially difficult for me, as an Anglo, an English-speaker, and maybe for you, too. Our societies are not looking like they are going to make it.
Take a hard look at America and Britain. Do these seem like sane, enlightened, thinking societies to you anymore?https://eand.co/why-the-anglo-world-is-collapsing-2223733ba0f9



10/  There's a big debate among Dems whether or not to try to impeach Trump, so here's a novel argument for letting him finish his term - it will destroy the Republican party....
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In the fall of 1998, Erskine Bowles, the White House chief of staff, traveled to Capitol Hill to meet with the speaker of the House. Mr. Bowles enjoyed a better relationship with Speaker Newt Gingrich than anyone in the Clinton White House, partly based on a shared Southern heritage and commitment to fiscal conservatism. At the end of the meeting, Mr. Bowles put a very direct question to Mr. Gingrich: Why were the Republicans intent on impeaching Bill Clinton? The speaker replied, “Because we can.”
I had a front-row seat and a small speaking role in the political drama that followed. Now, as the country is gripped by another impeachment debate, many are comparing the two scandals and handicapping what the Democrats might do.




11/  How to cut the cord to cable TV and still get the rest of the channels....good article.
It’s actually better than cable. Photo: Thierry Chesnot/Getty Images
For years, “cord cutting” — dropping your cable television package and watching video content only over the internet — has been discussed as a strategy for saving money. My husband and I cut the cord in April, and we are indeed saving money: about $24 a month.
But that’s not the main reason we cut the cord.
We cut the cord because TV through the internet now provides a better user experience than traditional cable television.




12/  L-Serine....you may remember a DDD story in Fortune Magazine a couple of weeks ago which said L-Serine could prevent and/or mitigate Alzheimers and dementia. I did a google search to see if there was any reaction to the Fortune piece, and found this story on the fourth page from Yahoo News.....
Is this breakthrough being suppressed by the drug companies, or is the work of these scientists a hoax? Good question, but personally I think the story is convincing enough to buy L-Serine for Mary....
Again - we report, you decide....




13/  Revealing story from Vox on Mueller's process for Volume 2 of the report.....most interesting....
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If you are a fan of movies or stories where a clever protagonist uses cunning strategy or the tools of science to outmaneuver an opponent, then you’re going to love Volume 2 of the Mueller report. Special counsel Robert Mueller released his report Thursday in two volumes. Volume 1 is all about the connections between the Trump campaign and Russian agents, businesses, or government actors. Volume 2 is all about the possibility that President Trump engaged in the criminal act of obstruction of justice during the investigation about his campaign.
The maneuver that Mueller uses in Volume 2 is extraordinary.



14/  South Florida - one of the most unequal areas in the country....
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A new report draws a stark picture of economic inequality in the Miami metro area, where 30 full-time resident billionaires — one of the highest concentrations in the world — occupy the top of the pyramid atop deep and widespread poverty, a small and shrinking middle class and a large workforce dependent on poorly paid service jobs.
Miami does enjoy a gleaming new downtown skyline and a thriving economy, but its prosperity is far from equally shared, the report concludes. Titled “Toward a More Inclusive Region,” it’s co-authored by noted urbanist Richard Florida for the Miami Urban Future Initiative think tank at Florida International University.



Todays oldies joke
Getting Older
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"
The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic... "Try doing it with the engine running."
 
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GETTING OLDER?  ME TOO
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"
"'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked
'NO REFILLS'."
 
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An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad, what is it?" "Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother
is going to come and live with you and your wife...."
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Todays relationships joke

How men and women record things in their diaries.
Wife's Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much.

I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.
On the way home, I told him that I loved him.
He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.
Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep; I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster. 

Husband's Diary:
A two-foot putt ... who the hell misses a two-foot putt ?



Todays golfer joke

Sal Wallerstein was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second.
       
On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang... It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a accident and was in critical condition and in ICU.
       
The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf.
       
He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant....
       
Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital.   He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.
       
The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your round of golf didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself!"
       
"While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your last!  For the rest of her life she will require round the clock care and you will be her care giver! She will need IV's; you will have to change her colostomy bag every 3 hours; she will have to be spoon fed 3 times a day and don't forget the hygiene care."
       
The man broke down and sobbed.
       
The doctor chuckled and said, "I'm just screwing with you. She's dead. What'd you shoot?"
       
       

Friday, April 19, 2019

Davids Daily Dose - Friday April 19th





1/  Andrew Sullivan with an excellent summary of the Mueller Report, free from all of the cable news BS. 
Most interesting, and his other two subjects [Mike Pence and Notre Dame burning] are excellent as well.
Make the time to read this one....
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Yes, it was worth waiting for. The merit of the Mueller report is that it gives us the whole narrative again, a chance to review the last three years with new perspective and fresh eyes, to get above the daily drizzle of short-attention-span disinformation and lies. First of all, it lays out a foreign government’s extraordinary attempt to corrupt our democratic system — in very close and damning detail. At the same time, the report comes very close to destroying the notion that Donald J. Trump was and is a Russian agent, that his campaign was actively conspiring with a foreign government to hack and defeat his opponent in 2016, that Putin had (and still has) something that could be used to blackmail Trump, and that his foreign policy since has been dictated by the Kremlin. The much more believable truth, in fact, is a large-scale version of that infamous “I love it!” Donald Jr. email. The Trump campaign had no problem with foreign interference if it could help them, were eager and hopeful it would occur, publicly encouraged it … but never initiated this or followed through.



2/  A two minute Stephen Colbert clip that made both Mary and I laugh out loud....
Trump, Notre Dame and the flying water tanker....excellent!
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3/  A most insightful article by Matt Taibbi on how the mainstream Democrats are terrified of new ideas, so they attack the person rather than the policies. 
It's happening right now with Bernie....
Wonderful as usual from Taibbi....
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The satirist Ambrose Bierce, author of the Devil’s Dictionary, once defined radicalism as “the conservatism of tomorrow injected into the affairs of today.”
What Bierce wittily captured — that today’s radicals are tomorrow’s normies — means that at any given moment, the current political establishment will be fighting off the inevitable.
The Brahmins of today don’t battle with ideas, because as Bierce pointed out, their belief systems are usually regressive and unpopular, only they don’t know it yet. The battle is almost always waged instead over personality, because while certain “radical” ideas may be unstoppable, individual politicians are easily villainized, delaying change — a little.




4/  Well this is controversial - this article is titled: 
Quit Obsessing About Climate Change. What You Do or Don’t Do No Longer Matters.
In other words it's too late, the planet is screwed. The author presents a logical, dispassionate argument that I find it difficult to disagree with....
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Quit worrying about going vegan, or recycling, or riding a bicycle to work, or buying a Tesla instead of that Ford F-650 pickup you’ve always wanted in order to save the planet. You’re off the hook. It’s out of your hands. You can do these things if it makes you feel better, but they are not going to change the big picture. Whatever you do does not matter. Unless you are a head of state, king, president, prime minister, or other grand poobah, it is above your pay grade. If you are able to vote for people of power, that is what is left for you to do. Other than that …. nothing.




5/  A Jimmy Kimmel skit that's clever and funny IF you watch GOT....
"Game Of Phones"....two minutes...
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6/  Good column from Timothy Egan in the Times - "How To Break the Republican Lock on God"....
We know that slaveholders in the American South used Scripture to justify keeping their fellow humans in bondage. They could find no words from Christ on this, for there are no words from him. Just a line in the New Testament from mere mortals presuming to speak for him.
But perhaps it made those who tore apart families, who whipped insubordinates until they passed out, who sold children and cotton bales as similar commodities feel better to know that the monstrous crime of their daily enterprise could be a blessed act.
These days, no less an authority than Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the White House press secretary, 




7/  SNL's sketch "Fashion Coward" with Emma Stone...
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In a night with several overlong sketches, this two-minute pre-taped segment knows its limits and maximizes its impact. It introduces the concept, gets in about 15 great jokes, and gets the heck out of Dodge. It’s impossible to build an entire show around live sketches this short, but as a way to ensure the best flow for an overall episode, these are invaluable to keeping things moving.




8/  Tom Tomorrow on Fox News....
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9/  Bernie went on Fox News for a town hall....it went well, and Trump went batshit as usual....interesting!
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On Monday night, Fox News hosted a town hall with Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders. It may not have gone the way the network was expecting. Sanders was generally well received by the studio audience, which even cheered when host Bret Baier asked them if they supported Medicare-for-All, the all-inclusive healthcare plan for which Sanders has long advocated. President Trump seemed confused, tweeting Tuesday morning about how “weird” it was that “Crazy Bernie” appeared on his favorite network. “Not surprisingly, @BretBaier and the ‘audience’ was so smiley and nice,” Trump wrote.




10/  This is a Supercut of Fox News talking about President Obama....watch it and it will make you want to vomit.... three minutes...
A new supercut video shows Fox News hosts slamming former President Barack Obama for the same actions that they either ignore or praise when it comes to President Donald Trump
The footage, assembled by NowThis News, highlights personalities on the right-wing network attacking the former president for golfing, tweeting, executive actions, criticizing the press and being “almost obsessed with cable TV,” among other things. However, the footage was edited to remove Obama’s name ― and with that context excised, most of the commentary could just as easily refer to Trump:



11/ Here at DDD we are as cynical as the rest of you about politics and politicians, so it was such a pleasure to feel the stirrings of a little bit of hope that we may have found a candidate that can actually try to change this country into a fairer place.....there's a long way to go, but Mayor Pete may have the some of the answers.
Here is his interview with Rachel Maddow in full....27 minutes of two Rhodes Scholars talking intelligently about issues and Mayor Pete's candidacy....
Wonderful!
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12/  And after you watch Mayor Pete and Rachel, read this thoughtful story from Rolling Stone on the 
politics of what he is doing....most interesting....
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Bad weather did Pete Buttigieg a favor when he made his presidential candidacy official on Sunday. With an ugly forecast in South Bend (surprise!), the mayor’s original plans for an outdoor launch to match the slogan he’d be unveiling for the occasion — the sunny promise of a “new American spring” — were scuttled in favor of a former train dock in one of the city’s long-abandoned Studebaker auto factories. Even with the big, raw space festooned with the campaign’s way-hip new logo, the optics weren’t exactly what Roger Ailes would have chosen for Ronald Reagan back in the day. But the setting turned out to be as weirdly charmed as the rest of Buttigieg’s formerly far-fetched quest for the presidency has been so far.




13/  SNL" piece "The Actress" with Emma Stone....I love Emma Stone! Four minutes...
This late-episode sketch takes a while to get going, but once the puzzle pieces start to click into place, it’s like watching the final act of a Christopher Nolan film. You know, if that Nolan film happened to be about a struggling actress delivering two lines in an adult film.
What could have been a flat, uninspired premise (person takes something far too seriously) turns into something almost tragic, as Stone’s actress goes from obliviousness into something approaching the sublime. She discovers the interior life of a one-dimensional character through a haphazard assortment of items in a throw-away prop bin, and as those disparate items form a coherent backstory, one can’t help but marvel at the magic trick this sketch pulls off. Yes, Stone’s actress is finding connections where none exist, but this in turn becomes an oddly affecting meditation on the act of connection itself. Even if Beck Bennett’s direction continually ignores her attempts at profundity, it’s clear that her fellow actors respect and even respond to her line readings. They see and feel what she does in that moment.



14/  Not often I agree with Thomas Friedman in the Times because he tends to be an elitist dick, but this is a good column.....
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Although my day job is writing the foreign affairs column for The New York Times — more Persian Gulf than fairway golf — thinking about golf and playing as often as I can is my all-consuming hobby. So like millions of others, I was awed by Tiger Woods’s comeback for the ages by his winning the Masters at 43 years old. What can be learned from it?
It’s hard for nongolfers to appreciate the scope of Tiger’s physical and psychological achievement, after he went through four back surgeries and the global tabloid exposure of his industrial-scale marital cheating.
If I think of the news I normally cover, it would be as if Bill Clinton came back and defeated Donald Trump for president in 2020. Or, in technology, it’s the equivalent of Steve Jobs founding Apple, losing Apple and then coming back and winning all four “technology majors’’ — the Apple desktop, laptop, iPhone and iPad — with a reborn Apple




15/  Pure joy.....great picture.
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16/  SNL - "Ladies Room"....Rolling Stone likes it! Four minutes....
OK, full stop: I have no idea if this is actually good. But I do know that it’s definitely GREAT.
The primary reason why this sketch works is that the song is catchy as hell. The chorus is as catchy as “D%ck in A Box,” and like Donald Glover’s “80’s Music Video” sketch last season, perfectly captures the music, vibe, and fashion of the early 80’s. The fact that this song also takes place inside a department store with a frazzled, unnerved night manager trying to make sense of the proceedings takes things up three notches: Why don’t these people know they aren’t in a nightclub? How did they rig that stage to come out of the wall? How come none of them realize there are no toilets in this “bathroom”?




17/  This sounds like a most interesting book....Peter Brannen on the planet's mass extinctions....
As science journalist Peter Brannen points out, life is extremely fragile, a “thin glaze of interesting chemistry on an otherwise unremarkable, cooling ball of stone”. So fragile, in fact, that in the planet’s history there have been five mass extinctions, when nearly all life has been wiped out. The question hanging over this book is whether the current most dominant species on the planet is about to cause a sixth mass extinction.

To answer this, Brannen takes us back millions of years: “to see the world through the lens of geology is to see the world for the first time”.




Todays Irish joke
THE IRISH BROTHEL

Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat,
Watching the front door of the brothel over the road.

The local Methodist pastor appears, and quickly goes inside.

"Would you look at that!" says the first Irishman.

"Didn't I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are?"

No sooner are the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi appears at the door,

Knocks, and goes inside.

"Another one trying to fool everyone with pious preaching and stupid hats!"

They continue drinking their beer roundly condemning the vicar and the rabbi

When they see their own Catholic priest knock on the door.

"Ah, now dat's sad."  says the third Irishman.

"One of the girls must have died.”