Thursday, April 21, 2022

Davids Daily Dose - Thursday April 21st

 


1/. Republicans are going all in on the culture wars for the midterms....will it work?
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The conventional wisdom on how to run a midterm campaign if your opponent controls the White House is pretty simple: ride the wave, stay focused on your most popular talking points, and don’t do anything to give the opposing party the chance to turn the election into something other than a referendum on the president, especially if said president is unpopular.



2/. The SNL cold open....a mixed one, a couple of good cameos especially Trump....



3/. Bob Lefsetz on Musk, Twitter, billionaires and society.....an excellent rant  - he makes 
all kinds of sense, and yes it's pretty hopeless....

People have too much money.

This is what happens when belief in the American Dream runs amok.

The American Dream is dead, statistically your odds of moving up the economic food chain are higher in Europe than they are in the United States. But a disinformation campaign by the rich, those in control of our country, has kept the dream alive so the underclasses won’t revolt. So you hope you can make it, you believe you can make it, and if you work that hard to make it you don’t want to be taxed. But the end result is you don’t make it and those with wealth, often continuing through generations, keep it.

But it gets worse.



4/. Jordan Klepper went to CPAC and it was pretty amusing, but then he went to CPAC in Hungary and it 
gets a little strange.....but worth watching - 5 minutes....



5/. Environmental story...
1/ Methane levels are up drastically....not at all good for the climate...
2/ It's going to be a scorching summer....
It's always good news about the climate, isn't it? Not....

The methane bomb may become the dreaded reality that NOAA scientists have warned about for decades. The agency released new findings on a jaw-dropping surge of methane greenhouse gas in the atmosphere that does not make the headlines that a comparable wave of CO2 would attract. Though fossil fuel use has been the primary driver of methane pre-2007, new research from the Institute of Arctic and Alpine Research at the University of Colorado found that microbial sources feed the surge in the deadly greenhouse gas. Methane from fossil fuels consists of thirty percent of methane emissions, the rest from a myriad of sources many of which we can do nothing to stop. 



6/. Lefsetz again, in this one he gives the real story on Netflix....

Netflix isn’t in trouble, Wall Street is.

Now let me get this straight, you’ve got “professional” investors and analysts, focusing on money, not art, not the service Netflix provides, who consistently get it wrong in their own field telling us what is going to happen in another field? Hogwash. They’re barely worth listening to. They can’t predict what is going to happen in their own world, how can they predict what is going to happen with Netflix?

Netflix is the market leader with first-mover advantage, it’s got the most customers with the most product and in one quarter it doesn’t blow the doors off and not only do we hear streaming must be questioned, but that ads must be inserted…that’s like asking Apple to put every port in existence on the Mac, when Steve Jobs famously excised legacy ports and pushed the customer into a better future.




7/. Interesting....


8/. John Oliver trolls Dr. Oz and his Trump-endorsed campaign for Senate....amusing, four minutes.......



9/. The long, depressing saga of trying to get voting rights through the Senate and how 
Manchin screwed us all......an in depth story from Rolling Stone.....

“Giddy” is not a word people use to describe Jon Tester. The towering senior U.S. senator from Montana is blunt and pragmatic. In the halls of Congress, he’s one of the last surviving rural Democrats. When he’s not in Washington, D.C., Tester runs a dirt farm in Montana that’s been in his family for three generations. 

A dirt-farming rural Democrat knows better than to overhype. So it came as a surprise when, one day this winter, Tester showed up visibly excited at the office of his friend Michael Bennet, one of Colorado’s two Democratic senators, to share a tantalizing piece of information. 




10/. Jimmy Kimmel with a good seven minutes....Trump again, but it's still funny....



11/. President Biden's nominees are being targeted by a secret right wing dark money group.....
Republicans are totally ruthless and want to derail Democrats any way they can....

During the autos-da-fé that now pass for Supreme Court confirmation hearings in the U.S. Senate, it’s common for supporters of a nominee to dismiss attacks from the opposing party as mere partisanship. But, during the recent hearings for Ketanji Brown Jackson, Andrew C. McCarthy—a Republican former federal prosecutor and a prominent legal commentator at National Review—took the unusual step of denouncing an attack from his own side. When Republican senators, including Josh Hawley and Marsha Blackburn, began accusing Jackson of having been a dangerously lenient judge toward sex offenders, McCarthy wrote a column calling the charge “meritless to the point of demagoguery.” He didn’t like Jackson’s judicial philosophy, but “the implication that she has a soft spot for ‘sex offenders’ who ‘prey on children’ . . . is a smear.




12/. Weekend Update.....five mixed minutes, but some great laughs...



13/. Matt Taibbi takes the media to task for its horror at Musk controlling 
Twitter.....a good alternative viewpoint....

Elon Musk has reportedly attempted to purchase Twitter, and I have no idea whether his influence on the company would be positive or not. 

I do know, however, what other media figures think Musk’s influence on Twitter will be. They think it will be bad — very bad, bad! How none of them see what a self-own this is is beyond me. After spending the last six years practically turgid with joy as other unaccountable billionaires tweaked the speech landscape in their favor, they’re suddenly howling over the mere rumor that a less censorious fat cat might get to sit in one of the big chairs. O the inhumanity!




14/. Kinky bastards...





15/. Did you know we, the taxpayers, are funding both Musk and Bezos's space programs in order to get a 
black woman on the moon? Thought not....
Matt Taibbi tells us how a corrupt society works....

In a story that shows how hard it is to deter a billionaire ravenous for public money, Jeff Bezos of Amazon and The Washington Post fame appears to have prevailed upon buddies in the Senate to keep alive a childhood dream of not only going to the moon, but getting the public to pay for it. A Bezos company officially lost this moon contract three times in less than a year, but the fourth time’s a charm: thanks to congress, his Jason Voorhees-like determination may be rewarded with a contract worth $6 billion or more.



16/. Tom Tomorrow - what's next for Republicans to scare us with...


17/. Jessica Wildfire with a challenging story that might actually be true....

Here’s an interesting fact: America didn’t win WWII.

Russia did.

Technically, it was the Soviet Red Army that defeated the German 6th Army at the Battle of Stalingrad in 1943, regarded by historians as the true turning point of the war. It cleared the way for the Allied invasion of Normandy. The Russians were also the ones to capture Berlin. They were just as brutal then as they are now. Russia didn’t win because they had better equipment or strategy. In fact, they suffered staggering losses.

The Russians won for a simple reason.

They bled more.



18/. If you ever get arrested and are going to be interrogated by the police, you had better have watched this excellent 
episode of John Oliver so you know what to do........



19/. There are no moderate Republicans any more.....they are all rabidly anti-democracy....

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott's latest attempt to garner national attention and trigger the libs was always likely to blow up in his face. Now it's apparent that Abbott's effort to one-up fellow Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis went a bit too far — seemingly upsetting everyone from Customs and Border Patrol (CPB) to truckers to the Trump-supported agriculture commissioner in Texas. 

Abbott "is taking actions to move migrants without adequately coordinating with the federal government and local border communities," said CBP chief Chris Magnus said this week, after the governor's pointless and sadistic decision to bus newly arrived migrants all the way from Texas to the front steps of Fox News' Washington, D.C., studio. 



20/. Good TV....on HBO Max
Sarah Lancashire as Julia Child in Julia.Sarah Lancashire as Julia Child in Julia. Photograph: Seacia Pavao/© 2022 WarnerMedia Direct, LLC. All Rights Reserve



Today's guy jokes
 MAKE THE WOMAN HAPPY!
 Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
 SIMPLE DUTIES 
You make the bed. (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillows. (-10)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets. (-3)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) in the rain (+8)
But return with Beer. (-5)
 PROTECTIVE DUTIES 
You check out a suspicious noise at night. (+1)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing. (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is something. (+5)
You pummel it with an iron rod. (+10)
It's her pet Poodle. (-30)
 SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS 
You stay by her side for the entire party. (+1)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with an old school friend. (-2)
Named Tina (-10)
Tina is a dancer. (-20)
Tina has breast implants. (-40)
 HER BIRTHDAY 
You take her out to dinner. (+2)
You take her out to dinner, and it's not a sports bar. (+3)
Okay, it's a sports bar. (-2)
And its all-you-can-eat night. (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team. (-10)
 A NIGHT OUT 
You take her to a movie. (+1)
You take her to a movie she likes. (+5)
You take her to a movie you hate. (+6)
You take her to a movie you like. (-2)
 
YOUR PHYSIQUE 
You develop a noticeable potbelly. (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts. (-30)
You say to her, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-80)
 
THE BIG QUESTION 
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) (Yes, you lose points no matter what) 
You hesitate in responding. (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
You give any other response. (-40)
 
COMMUNICATION 
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression. (+2)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV. (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep. (-4000)
 



Today's blonde jokes, one male!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. 
 While she’s pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. 
 So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself. She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. 
 Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring. 
Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying, “A little more to the left…a little more to the right!…”



Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building. 
The italian opens his lunch box to find a pizza and says "Man, if I get pizza one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!" 
 The chinese opens his lunch box to find rice and says "Man, if I get rice one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!" 
 The blonde opens his lunch box to find a cheeseburger and says" Man, if I get a cheeseburger one more time im going to jump off this building and fall to my death!" 
So the next day they all got the same thing and they jumped off the building to their death. 
 That weekend at the funeral, the italian and the chinese wives are crying and saying "I would have fixed him something else for lunch but he never told me." 
And as the two wives stare at the blondes wife, they both ask why she isn't sad about her husbands death, the blonde replys "Don't look at me, he packs his own lunch."



More blond jokes

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Simpson became too furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous blonde. As the elevator stopped at the main floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Mr. Simpson, and said, "That will teach you to pinch!" Bewildered, Mr. Simpson was halfway to the parking lot with his wife when he choked, "I...I...didn't pinch that girl." "Of course you didn't" said his wife, consolingly. "I did."
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.” When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds. “Wow, that’s amazing!” the doctor says. “Did you follow my instructions?” The blonde nods… “I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." “From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor. “No, from skipping,” replied the blonde.


One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor asks her what had happened. She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakenly picked up the iron instead of the phone. "Well that explains one ear, but what about the other." "The bastard called again"




Today's college football jokes
Ohio State's Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words."
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Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?

So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.
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What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?

Drool.
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How many Michigan freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a sophomore course.
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How did the Georgia football player die from drinking milk?

The cow fell on him.
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Two West Virginia football players were walking in the woods.

One of them said, "Look, a dead bird."

The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"
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A University of Cincinnati football player was almost killed yesterday in a tragic horseback-riding accident.

He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled to death.

Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse. ___________________________________________ ___________________________________________

What do you say to a University of Miami Hurricane football player dressed in a three-piece suit? "

"Will the defendant please rise."
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If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving?

The police officer.
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How can you tell if an Auburn football player has a girlfriend?

There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.
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What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?

A full set of teeth.
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University of Michigan Coach Brady Hoke is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week;
the other half will have to dress themselves.
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How is the Indiana football team like an opossum?

They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car?

He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
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How do you get a former Illinois football player off your porch?

Pay him for the pizza.


Friday, April 15, 2022

Davids Daily Dose - Friday April 15th

 



1/  How are the Russians taking the war in Ukraine? According to this disturbing story they are totally indifferent to it because of the complete mistrust of everything they are told....the power of propaganda is immense.....
Most interesting article....
Saint Petersburg pedestrians cross a street in front of a billboard displaying the letter Z, a slogan in support of Russia’s war in Ukraine. Photo: AFP via Getty Images
The photos from Bucha are hard to ignore. In image after image, bodies line the streets and shallow graves, each one proof that Russian soldiers are committing atrocities on Ukrainian soil. While the evidence they offer appears to be incontrovertible, the Kremlin has called them a “monstrous forgery” designed to smear its soldiers. It is tempting to believe the photos could undermine Moscow’s propaganda and help turn Russian public opinion against the war.



2/  King Grove Organic Farm - some of you may have seen my posts on Facebook and my emails saying how wonderful the blueberries are from Hugh and Lisa's farm. This is an article that gives some insight on how and why their berries taste so good and how many of the organics you buy in supermarkets are phony, either grown hydroponically or just deceptively labelled from foreign countries.
If you live near Mount Dora, order online then pick them up on a Saturday. 
For anyone ordering by mail, the blues come perfectly packaged and the 5 lb box will last up to a month in your fridge. 

Either way, these are wonderful berries!
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3/  Ron DeSantis is a bully, and this story about the Disney BS shows it clearly, either corporations toe the line or the Gub'mint will punish you, which is how authoritarians work.......what a vindictive, evil and dangerous bastard.....
Florida governor Ron DeSantis has pitched himself to the Republican elite as the candidate of “competent Trumpism” — a form of authoritarian populism for conservatives who worried that Donald Trump was squandering his power, not abusing it. A picture of what that would look like in operation can be seen in DeSantis’s thuggish effort to bully Disney into supporting, or at least refraining from opposing, his “Don’t Say Gay” law.


4/  Another victory for the Russian heroes.....
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5/  The Jan. 6 Committee is hesitating referring Trump to the DOJ because they're worried about the reaction. 
This is why Democrats are doomed....
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In America, there is one set of rules, laws and justice for rich white men and another set for everyone else. Donald Trump is living proof of that fact. Despite overwhelming public evidence of his high crimes, it appears likely that the House select committee investigating the events of Jan. 6, 2021, will not recommend to the Department of Justice that Trump should face criminal charges. This abdication of responsibility — to speak plainly, this act of cowardice — in the name of politics and appearances is a horrible mistake.

Indeed, it appears increasingly likely that there will be few if any negative consequences for Trump and his fellow coup plotters for their numerous crimes. In total, Jan. 6 may be one of the greatest crimes in American history and also one of the least punished, offering another example of how American democracy is dying, a little bit at a time.




6/  There's a song out "Sweet Florida", so Stephen Colbert decided to tinker with it a little.....one amusing minute....



7/  How close are we to WW3? Andrew Sullivan thinks we are indeed close as 
Putin becomes more desperate.....
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“The beginning of every war is like opening the door into a dark room. One never knows what is hidden in the darkness,” opined a certain Austrian maniacAnd what we are discovering about Putin’s Russia as this brutal war continues, is something extremely dark.

The rhetoric in Moscow is now outright eliminationist toward not just Ukraine, but Ukrainians as a people. The more bogged down the Russian military, the more intense the “de-Nazification” memes. With each defeat, from the failure to take Kyiv to the sinking of the Mockva, the sense of humiliation and anger grows




8/ Jessica Wildfire looks at the political system, and reassures us it's working 
exactly as it's intended to work....and you won't like it....
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If you’re not going to listen to me, maybe you’ll listen to a dozen doctors and epidemiologists who recently published an op-ed in The Guardian, calling out The CDC for completely abandoning public health.

They don’t pull any punches.

They describe the Biden administration’s new policies as “a resort to rhetoric: an effort to craft a success story that would explain away hundreds of thousands of preventable deaths and the continued threat the virus poses,” especially the “rapidly growing crisis” of Long Covid. This is everything that honest experts have been trying to say.https://jessicalexicus.medium.com/everyone-relax-the-system-works-exactly-as-intended-25cb5accaccd



9/  Don't you dare say gay.....a la Peanuts....
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10/  Matt Taibbi with a dissertation on sex, and the cancel culture that has developed on the left and 
center around sex and women.....long but really interesting....
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On March 18th, the New York Times published “America Has a Free Speech Problem,” an editorial wrapped around a poll, asserting roughly 80% of the country withholds opinions over fear of “retaliation or harsh criticism.” The piece prompted outrage from Twitter’s moral police — “arguably the worst day in the history of the New York Times” cried blue-check analyst Tom Watson — some of whom claimed the article did so much to legitimize right-wing propaganda about speech suppression that the entire Times editorial board should resign or be fired. 




11/  Tom Tomorrow with the Republican strategy this month.....trouble is it's working....
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12/  Can we ever talk sense to Fox people? The answer is to pay them 
to watch real news.....interesting!
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A groundbreaking new study paid viewers of Fox News Channel to watch CNN for 30 days. Those viewers ultimately became more skeptical and less likely to buy into fake news. The early impacts, after just three days, showed that the viewers were already starting to change.



13/  Jimmy Kimmel with a very good segment on Trump and Marjorie TG....funny....seven very good minutes...




14/  Umair with half an excellent article....the second part is OOT, but his main points are spot on, especially for the center left ....
Keep going till he comes to "pregnant people"....

In one sense, we’re winning this war. Militarily — Ukraine’s astonishing resistence and fierce determination has ground the might of the Russian army to a screeching halt. Goliath, meet David. But in another sense, on another front, we are losing this war very badly indeed.

That front is political — across the West, and the world, the far right, which is made of Putin’s buddies, continues to rise, and rise, and rise. Le Pen. Johnson. Australia’s PM might support Ukraine, but he doesn’t believe in climate change. Modi. Xi. I could go on and on until you and I both want to scream, punch somebody, call an Australian a bogan, or all three.

We are losing this war. It is a hybrid war for Russia, meaning that the political-cultural-social front counts as much as the military one. And while Ukraine’s winning the military front for the rest of us, we are losing the other front for ourselves.

https://eand.co/enjoying-2022-this-is-the-world-the-far-right-wants-973617fad3c0



15/  Wonder why trucking is in trouble? This story explains the BS drivers have to 
put up with....it's amazing we have any trucks on the road at all....a miserable job....
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A few months ago I wrote a post arguing that “AI and automation may not steal your job — but they’ll probably make it suck.

This is a new way I’ve recently been thinking about the age-old question of how tech affects labor. People (including me) used to worry that automation and AI would only replace workers. More automation == less jobs.

But as I put it in that previous post, if you look at a few industries that have been heavily affected by automation and AI — such as transcription, food delivery, ride-hail, and warehouse-shipping jobs — you find the picture’s a bit different. Employment in those sectors has gone up. More labor has been needed, year over year.

But the jobs themselves are crappier than before, because AI and automation introduced ruthless efficiencies that put the humans on a miserable hamster-wheel.

https://onezero.medium.com/the-miserable-lives-of-cyborg-truck-drivers-849b6118b754




16/  Get ready - Republicans are going all out on culture wars to keep their base terrified and full of hate.....the problem is this viciousness works....and Democrats are still pretending everything's normal....

Ron DeSantis, the most likely GOP candidate for president in 2024, has gone to war with trans people and Disney, saying he’s doing so to protect Florida’s children. It’s a slick trick that seems to be working for him and his Republican colleagues, and is thus spreading to other states.

Authoritarian politicians in electoral democracies typically exploit people’s fear to gain political power, and then use that power to destroy the democracy itself from within. But first they have to create that fear by building up a straw-man villain.

Republicans today are running that strategy to try to turn America, like Hungary, into a strongman oligarchy.




17/  This country truly is splitting into two.....
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SACRAMENTO — After the governor of Texas ordered state agencies to investigate parents for child abuse if they provide certain medical treatments to their transgender children,California lawmakers proposed a law making the state a refuge for transgender youths and their families.

When Idaho proposed a ban on abortions that empowers relatives to sue anyone who helps terminate a pregnancy after six weeks, nearby Oregon approved $15 million to help cover the abortion expenses of patients from out-of-state.



18/  OJ went on Weekend Update, with predictably funny results....a very good four minutes with Kenan Thompson....


19/  Jessica Wildfire saye we are already living in Russia and don't realise it....
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The other day, a woman ridiculed me for criticizing the Biden administration. “If you don’t like the west, then go back to Russia.” I thought about it for a few days, then I realized something.

At first, I was surprised and disappointed that someone who called themselves a liberal could say something so reminiscent of the racist and xenophobic insult, “Go back to your own country.”

Then another brutal truth hit me.

I don’t need to go to Russia.

I’m already here.https://jessicalexicus.medium.com/were-already-living-in-russia-and-we-don-t-even-know-it-9e7279b8e781



20/  Rodney Dangerfield on Johnny Carson......some new ones here....9 minutes....




21/  Having been on a Condo Board, I get how reluctant the owners of the condos are to put reserves aside for repairs, which is what has happened to many of these older, low end buildings in Miami......
Rescue personnel work in the rubble at the Champlain Towers South Condo on 25 June 2021 in Surfside, Florida.
Rescue personnel work in the rubble at the Champlain Towers South Condo on 25 June 2021 in Surfside, Florida. Photograph: Gerald Herbert/AP
Residents of a five-story apartment building in North Miami Beach were ordered to evacuate after officials deemed the building “structurally unsound” during its 50-year recertification process, officials said.




22/  The Guardian comes up with some unusual movies to review, and this one is about a witch in Macedonia......played by 
Noomi Rapace no less.....
We report, you decide!
Noomi Rapace in You Won’t Be Alone.
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The writer-director of buzzy new folk horror You Won’t Be Alone talks about dealing with gore, critics and Hollywood

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ou Won’t Be Alone is one of the most extraordinary films I’ve seen, or rather experienced, in recent memory, a deeply unusual and deeply emotive drama about a witch discovering how to be human by taking over the bodies of others in rural 19th-century Macedonia. It’s part gruesome body horror, part dreamy fairytale, part exercise in existentialism and extreme empathy told mostly through strange, fractured narration from someone learning what language is and means as they navigate an often barbaric yet often beautiful world. It’s really quite something.



23/  This looks good - "Tokyo Vice" on HBO......directed by Michael Mann......
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What’s in a name? That which we call a Michael Mann-fronted crime drama series by any other branding would go just as hard.

The title of his latest small-screen enterprise Tokyo Vice (the noted film-maker directed the pilot and served as executive producer on the rest of the HBO Max project) implies some link to his Miami Vice, either the 80s-zeitgeist TV show he produced or the hyper-formalist film remake he directed in 2006. But there’s little trace of the cocaine-cool atmosphere that defined the former or the polarizing digital video textures that defined the latter, the later episodes (critics were shown five of eight in advance) lacking the visual distinction that sets the first apart from the glut of streaming content.



Today's video - one of the funniest clips ever was Will Ferrell on the Colbert Show, which aired just after the Super Bowl 2016.....eight minutes of deadpan humor.....wonderful!




Today's Irish joke
The rain was pouring down. And there standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub,
was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water.

A passer-by stopped and asked,
"What are you doing?"

"Fishing" replied the old man.

Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says,
"Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me."

In the warmth of the pub, as they sip their whiskies,
the gentleman cannot resist asking, "So how many have you caught today?"

"You're the eighth" 
says the old man.
 

A short Irish joke
Paddy was waiting at the bus stop with his mate when a lorry went by loaded up with rolls of turf. 

Paddy said, 'I'm gonna do dat when I win de lottery'. 

'What's dat ?', says his mate. 

 'Send me lawn away to be cut', says Paddy.



 Today's Southern jokes
Florida
 
“A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership.  Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.  "Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more. 
 
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.  He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.  Suddenly he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this!” and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival.
 
Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette.  He looked at his watch, then said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.  Today is Friday.  If you can give me a new reason for speeding – a reason I’ve never before heard – I’ll let you go..”
 
The old gentleman paused then said, “Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper.  I thought you were bringing her back.”
 
“Have a good day, Sir,” replied the trooper.
 
Georgia
 
The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
 
He called her into his office and said, “Y’all graduated from the
University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew
$20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?”
 
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, “Everthang but my earrings.”
 
Louisiana
 
A senior citizen in Louisiana was overheard saying, “When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana.”
 
When asked why, he replied, “I’d rather be in Louisiana ‘cause everythang happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the world.”
 
Mississippi
 
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, “Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!”
 
Bubba replied, “Did y’all see who it was?”
 
The young man answered, “I couldn’t tell, but I got the license number.”
 
North Carolina
 
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it.  Then he got back in the car to wait.
 
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by, and was so curious he turned around and went back.  He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, “I got a flat tahr.”
 
The passerby asked, “But what’s with the flowers?”
 
The man responded, “When you break down they tell you to put flares
in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither.”
 
Tennessee
 
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, “Got any ID?”
 
The driver replied, “Bout whut?”
 
Texas
 
The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his
pick-up into the ditch.  The Sheriff asked, “Why are you dumping
garbage in the ditch?  Don’t you see that sign right over your head.”
 
“Yep,” he replied. “That’s why I’m dumpin’ it here, ‘cause it says:
‘Fine For Dumping Garbage.’”