Thursday, March 31, 2011

Davids Daily Dose - Thursday March 31st

A quick note - with the new New York Times policy of only 20 articles per month for a non-subscriber [i.e you] I am being sparing in including Times stories.....so if one is included like this article on Libya it's a good one....







Take a step back from watching the media talking heads prattle on about Libya, and read this column from Thomas Friedman that puts it all in perspective. What's at stake, and what is really going on in the whole region....

There is an old saying in the Middle East that a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee. That thought came to my mind as I listened to President Obama trying to explain the intervention of America and its allies in Libya — and I don’t say that as criticism. I say it with empathy. This is really hard stuff, and it’s just the beginning.

When an entire region that has been living outside the biggest global trends of free politics and free markets for half a century suddenly, from the bottom up, decides to join history — and each one of these states has a different ethnic, tribal, sectarian and political orientation and a loose coalition of Western and Arab states with mixed motives trying to figure out how to help them — well, folks, you’re going to end up with some very strange-looking policy animals. And Libya is just the first of many hard choices we’re going to face in the “new” Middle East.














Stephen Colbert is one of the cleverest people on TV - here he is interviewing Michael Moore, who copes pretty well with Colbert's schtick.....6 minutes.....

http://readersupportednews.org/off-site-opinion-section/63-63/5452-michael-moore-stephen-colbert-union-busting













Occasionally you need to do a deep dive about economics and the doodoo we are in because of our dysfunctional political system - if you feel the calling of the economy bird, try this column from James Kwak about how fair taxation is the only answer to the deficit....pretty good......

Here’s my solution to our national debt. We have a one-time, 100 percent tax on all wealth (net worth) of all United States residents, with a $10 million per-person exemption. With household wealth at around $60 trillion, that should be plenty to pay off the accumulated debt and shore up Social Security and Medicare for the next century.* The government promises never to do it again. Since we only care about future behavior, a one-time wealth tax should have no impact on people’s incentives to work, and hence no distorting effect on the economy.
Don’t like that idea? How about this one. The Federal Reserve creates $20 trillion in money but, instead of crediting it to large banks’ accounts at the Fed, it credits it to Treasury’s account. Again, no more debt. Again, the Fed promises never to do it again.
Yes, those are stupid ideas. They are stupid because no one would believe that the Treasury or the Fed would never do it again. If the Treasury were to go and confiscate wealth from billionaires and double-digit millionaires, they would leave the country (along with many other people who wanted to be double-digit millionaires).** 








A DDD favourite - The Killers with "Mr. Brightside"......great song but the overall decadence of the video, set in what appears to be a brothel in Egypt or similar, makes it interesting.....more than a video really - there's acting in here too.....3 minutes.....














Ah Florida
Last week in a disgusting and disgraceful move the pond scum in the legislature voted to abolish restrictions on "leadership funds" so corporations can give unlimited amounts directly to political parties.....
This week they want to be able to accept tens of thousands [previous limit $500] directly to individual politicians campaign funds....
Amazing.....the corruption is blatant....good Scott Maxwell column......

Florida lawmakers are among the most innovative pimps you'll ever meet.
Just when you think they've exhausted every possible way to prostitute themselves, they come up with something new.
The latest proposals have politicians trying to raise campaign-donation limits — by stratospheric proportions — and setting up political slush funds where they can accept unlimited amounts of cash.
Sure, our state is in a financial crisis. And yes, there's talk of de-funding everyone from veterans to the disabled. But darn it, if legislative leaders can't find an easier way for Big Sugar or the billboard industry to give them $50,000, what's the point of being in office













The property market
Interesting but depressing slide show of the most foreclosed cities in America.......and yes there's one in Florida.....

On the cover of their most recent issue, Fortune declares the "return of Real Estate" to be upon us. With the national housing market wrecked by low sales and marred by high foreclosure rates, the optimistic sentiment seems odd. Have they not seen the scores of empty homes?
Across America, these abandoned homes have formed into something more disturbing: ghost towns. In Las Vegas, a city that The Economist calls the "foreclosure capital of America," over eighty percent of mortgages are underwater. Detroit, another declining city, has watched the city's population drop 25 percent over the last decade. Modesto, California -- just 90 miles east of San Francisco -- has one of the highest foreclosure rates in the country. Even one small town in New York have watched property values come crashing down.
In February, new home sales have plunged to record lows, down 28 percent from the year prior, according to new government data.
Economists and analysts, however, think things may actually get worse. According to Lender Processing Services, around 6.9 million homeowners were either delinquent or in foreclosure proceedings through February, and 1 in every 577 housing units received a foreclosure filing last month, finds data provider RealtyTrac.
Nationwide, empty houses are leading to empty neighborhoods, especially in Arizona, California, Nevada and Michigan. The slide show below shows a few examples of the results: once vital communities reduced to empty living rooms and overgrown weeds.











Todays video - bad morning?










Todays joke - puns.....I love puns!



Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in 
Australia - the LAN down under.

Every calendar's days are numbered.

A lot of money is tainted - 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

A pun is its own reword.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.
 








Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Davids Daily Dose - Wednesday March 30th


Sometimes outside observers have a clearer view of what is actually happening in any given situation than people who deal with it every day, and US politics is no exception. This article is from a British journalist with some insights into the Republican's trap they have fallen into.
One of his points is that the Republican base of about 25% of voters is hopelessly dysfunctional and has some extreme beliefs which the majority of the country think are crazy. But the Republican politicians have to embrace these far, far right positions to survive in the party. [which ties in to the next story about Fox News].

If you are at all interested in politics, read this article - very good......



Polls suggest there are between one in three and one in four Americans who would believe anything. More than a third thought President George Bush did a good job during Hurricane Katrina; half of those thought he was excellent.
Throughout most of 2008, as the economy careered into depression, just over one in four believed Bush was handling the economy well. As Bush prepared to leave office in January 2009, bequeathing bank bailouts, rampant unemployment, and Iraq and Afghanistan in tatters, a quarter of the country approved of his presidency.
These are national polls that span the political spectrum. So you can imagine how concentrated the distortions become when filtered through the tainted lens of the right. A poll earlier this month revealed that a quarter of Republicans believe a community rights organisation called Acorn will try to steal the election for Barack Obama next year, while 31% aren't sure whether it will or not. It won't. Because Acorn does not exist. It was defunded and disbanded after a successful sting operation by conservatives a couple of years ago.
Meanwhile, a poll last month showed that a majority of Republicans likely to vote in the primaries still believe Obama was not born in the United States. He was. But no number of verified birth certificates will convince them.

His second and very insightful point was that no social issues were mentioned in the 2010 elections: they weren't mentioned in the TV ads or anywhere else. But now the new Republicans are in office in Congress and statehouses we are back on the abortion trail....the reason is these issues are a given in Republican politics - you aren't nominated unless you are anti-choice and womens rights in general, pro gun and hate gays....

Strategically the division between social and fiscal conservatism has largely been settled. With just a few exceptions only social conservatives (anti-abortion, anti-gay marriage, pro-gun) can get elected within the Republican party, so it has ceased to be much of an issue in primaries. Once nominated, candidates stress only fiscal conservatism for fear of scaring away centrists. Once elected they emphasise both, evidenced by the growing efforts to restrict access to abortion by legislators who barely raised the issue of abortion on the stump.

http://readersupportednews.org/off-site-opinion-section/72-72/5441-the-hyperbolic-and-dysfunctional-american-right












One in four Americans believes everything they see or hear on Fox News....and they are not all stupid - the main demographic who believe the lies on Fox are white males 18 - 49.....
Fox is very clever in the way they present their "news", and mock and denigrate all other news outlets.....this is a chilling story, because it shows the blatant cynicism but brilliant marketing strategy behind Fox - create your warped reality, and make your viewers loyal by basically brainwashing them.....

Read this one in self defence, because if you watch Fox you need to know what they are doing to you.....hmmmm....if you get DDD and watch Fox you would have unsubscribed DDD by now......


This growing audience also puts significant faith in the credibility of the news delivered by Fox, even while trust in other major news outlets declines. Fox is among the most trusted news outlets in the US, despite countless demonstrable instances of their anchors and pundits spreading misinformation. This rise in influence is not an accident or a coincidence. It is the result of a sophisticated strategy to gain market dominance through an almost monopolistic aggregation of media platforms in individual markets, an aggressive strategy of cross-marketing between entertainment and news, and asystematic denigration by Fox News on air of all other outlets.
Fox's pre-eminent position has had an irrefutable and destructive impact on the state of political discourse in the United States. Since its inception, Fox News has performed as a political party, not as an objective journalistic outlet. Since President Obama took office, Fox has succeeded not only in spreading misinformation and lies, but also in entrenching those fictions so that its audience relates to them as irrefutable fact. One in four Americans believes "most or all" of what's said on Fox News, despite Fox's fabrication of everything from death panels to Climategate.













Teenage pregnancy in one Illinois town has spiked - Onion News looks at the reason why....which might surprise you......

n local news from Pennington, IL, a handsome teen who owns his own truck is responsible for over half of new pregnancies. More local news at WONN5.com.













It was reported last week Glenn Beck will be leaving Fox News and starting his own TV channel, so the Times had a stab at putting together a typical day's programming for BeckTV....funny....













Todays traffic joke


The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
 
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
 
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
 
He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
 
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
 
He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him.
 I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally I assumed you had stolen the car.''
 

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Davids Daily Dose - Tuesday March 29th


Rolling Stone has another exclusive story about the war in Afghanistan, about a "Kill Team" platoon of soldiers executing Afghanis with impunity....

The stench of corruption of this country infects everyone in it. Although the story makes it clear there are psychopaths in the Army, the nature of our mission in this awful  cesspit of medieval peasants pollutes our military......

Get. Out. Now.........let's save a few hundred billion....


Below are the opening paragraphs of the quite long but very good article...note there are also some "snuff" videos...... 
Early last year, after six hard months soldiering in Afghanistan, a group of American infantrymen reached a momentous decision: It was finally time to kill a haji.
Among the men of Bravo Company, the notion of killing an Afghan civilian had been the subject of countless conversations, during lunchtime chats and late-night bull sessions. For weeks, they had weighed the ethics of bagging "savages" and debated the probability of getting caught. Some of them agonized over the idea; others were gung-ho from the start. But not long after the New Year, as winter descended on the arid plains of Kandahar Province, they agreed to stop talking and actually pull the trigger.
Bravo Company had been stationed in the area since summer, struggling, with little success, to root out the Taliban and establish an American presence in one of the most violent and lawless regions of the country. On the morning of January 15th, the company's 3rd Platoon – part of the 5th Stryker Brigade, based out of Tacoma, Washington – left the mini-metropolis of tents and trailers at Forward Operating Base Ramrod in a convoy of armored Stryker troop carriers. The massive, eight-wheeled trucks surged across wide, vacant stretches of desert, until they came to La Mohammad Kalay, an isolated farming village tucked away behind a few poppy fields.















Did you see "The Kings Speech?" They're coming out with an American version soon with "W" and Mike Tyson as the speech therapist - here's the 1 minute trailer......very funny indeed......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnxNnJYziMY













I've not really kept up with the NFL lock-out, and now it seems there will be an NBA strike as well. What are the issues? Who are the good guys? Is this, as the British say, "the unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable" [foxhunting!]? Once you realise almost every team is owned by a billionaire this article makes perfect sense.

Frankly I had no idea about this poisonous dispute, which was why this is interesting in presenting the issues, the players and what is really at stake.....good stuff....

THERE IS A STRONG chance that by midsummer, theN.B.A. will have joined the N.F.L. in locking out its players, and for this we can credit two men above all others, the commissioners David Stern and Roger Goodell. Stern’s N.B.A., which just had one of its least successful franchises (the Warriors) sell for a record $450 million, wants player salaries slashed by 38 percent. Goodell’s N.F.L., which has never been more profitable, wants 18 percent. Ponder for a moment that both commissioners are peddling what is essentially an upward redistribution of wealth into the hands of guys like Jerry Jones and Mark Cuban. It’s going to take some real salesmanship to get the public to go for that. So who’s better equipped to do it?

















Bill Maher on a wonderful tangent - he presents the perfect Republican candidate for 2012, the direct opposite of Obama. A fat white guy.....

Very funny - 3 minutes......















So "24" is over, and we really miss the growling of Kiefer Sutherland....well he's back in a web series called "The Confession".....

It’s not a big leap from Jack Bauer, the government agent Mr. Sutherland played for eight seasons on “24,” to the unnamed hit man he plays in the 10 episodes (about 60 minutes total) of “The Confession,” a Web serial making its debut Monday on hulu.com. (The first three episodes are scheduled to go up at 5 a.m. Eastern time.)
“The Confession” is a high-profile example of a particular category of Web series: those made by television and film veterans who, looking to the future, are trying to get a toehold in the world of small screens and 5-to-10-minute narrative blocks. It’s written and directed by Brad Mirman, a Hollywood screenwriter (“The Good Shepherd,” “Truth or Consequences, N.M.”), and Mr. Sutherland’s co-star is another well-known actor, John Hurt.




Link to episode one.....














A young teenager takes a nude picture of herself and sends it to her boyfriend....it's called sexting....and bad stuff happens....
A fascinating story of how this girls life is badly affected by this stupid action, and how the police and parents go berserk over teenage nonsense, overreact and start flinging sex offender charges around....
Truly a story of our times.....overreact to everything.....

LACEY, Wash. — One day last winter Margarite posed naked before her bathroom mirror, held up her cellphone and took a picture. Then she sent the full-length frontal photo to Isaiah, her new boyfriend.
Both were in eighth grade.
They broke up soon after. A few weeks later, Isaiah forwarded the photo to another eighth-grade girl, once a friend of Margarite’s. Around 11 o’clock at night, that girl slapped a text message on it.
“Ho Alert!” she typed. “If you think this girl is a whore, then text this to all your friends.” Then she clicked open the long list of contacts on her phone and pressed “send.”
In less than 24 hours, the effect was as if Margarite, 14, had sauntered naked down the hallways of the four middle schools in this racially and economically diverse suburb of the state capital, Olympia. Hundreds, possibly thousands, of students had received her photo and forwarded it.
In short order, students would be handcuffed and humiliated, parents mortified and lessons learned at a harsh cost. Only then would the community try to turn the fiasco into an opportunity to educate.













Todays redneck jokes


Top Ten Country Western Songs. OK, everybody, sing along!!!!!!!

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

  9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few

  8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

  7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

  6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

  5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

  4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

  3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

  2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer
 
  1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day Long





Monday, March 28, 2011

Davids Daily Dose - Monday March 28th


Fascinating and pretty persuasive article on how many of the very, very wealthy see themselves as victims, including the evil Koch brothers. His point is billionaires looking down on our society see a totally different reality than the 98% of us looking up....

Most interesting......it's almost enough to make you feel sorry for these pathetic bastards if they weren't so dangerous.....

Since the financial crisis of 2008, one of the most revealing spectacles has been the parade of financial elites who petulantly insist that they are the victims of societal hostility:  political officials heap too much blame on them, public policy burdens them so unfairly, the public resents them, and -- most amazingly of all -- President Obama is a radical egalitarian who is unprecedentedly hostile to business interests.  One particularly illustrative example was the whiny little multi-millionaire hedge fund manager (and CNBC contributor), Anthony Scaramucci, who stood up at an October, 201o, town hall meeting and demanded to know:  "when are we going to stop whacking at the Wall Street pinata?"
The Weekly Standard now has a very lengthy defense of -- including rare interviews with -- Charles and David Koch, the libertarian billionaires who fund everything from right-wing economic policy, union-busting, and anti-climate-change advocacy to civil liberties and liberalized social policies -- though far more the former goals than the latter.  In this article one finds the purest and most instructive expression of billionaire self-pity that I think I've ever seen -- one that is as self-absorbed and detached from reality as it destructive.  It's really worth examining their revealed mindset to see how those who wield the greatest financial power (and thus the greatest political power) think of themselves and those who are outside of their class.















Tom Tomorrow puts the disaster in the Japanese nuclear plant into perspective.....















The abortion issue is coming up again and again in Republican led states - why?  Amanda Marcotte believes it's the same social conservative base of the Republican party seizing the moment to "control the uteruses of America". 
Interesting and well argued piece......and ladies, one of her main points is that you aren't capable of making rational choices about your body.....
When Republicans profited from the miserable economy to sweep up huge wins in last fall's election, most political watchers figured they knew what was coming: budget cuts, privatization of more government functions, and tax cuts for the wealthy. The push to dismantle public sector unions has been a bit of a surprise, but not a jarring one.
But what seems to have thrown everyone -- save for a handful of embittered and neglected pro-choice activists -- for a loop is the way Republican lawmakers at both the national and state levels have focused so intently on the uteruses of America. Republicans appear to believe that the women of America have wildly mismanaged these uteruses in the four decades since the Supreme Court gave them control over them -- and now that Republicans have even a little bit of power, they’re going to bring this reign of female tyranny over uteruses to an end.
After all, the Republican House speaker, John Boehner, has identified limiting women's access to abortion and contraception as a "top priority" -- this with the economy is in tatters and the world in turmoil. Boehner's and the GOP's abortion fixation raises an obvious question: Why now, when there are so many other pressing issues at stake.
http://www.salon.com/news/abortion/index.html?story=/politics/war_room/2011/03/27/marcotte_abortion_republicans














Wow. WOW. 
If you like Lady Gaga, you may like this 7 minute viral [27 million hits] video "Born This Way". I say may because it's unlike anything she has done before, and maybe done by any human being anywhere. 
Some people could find this very offensive, but most will hopefully see Gaga being Gaga - she wants to shock you and make you think, or at least think about her........
This video also explains why she entered the Grammy Awards carried in an egg.....born this way.....










Todays video - having a bad morning?











Todays Wal-Mart joke...



Wal-Mart announced that, sometime in 2011 it will begin offering customers a new discount item; Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the wines at affordable prices in the $2 to $5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of the Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts but, 'There is a market for inexpensive wine,' said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at University of Arkansas, Bentonville.  'However, branding will be very important.'

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brands and varieties.

The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:

10.  Chateau Traileur Parc

9.    White Trashfindel

8.    Big Red Gulp

7.    World Championship Riesling

6.    NASCARbernet

5.    Chef Boyardeaux

4.    Peanut Noir

3.    I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar

2.    Grape Expectations

1.    Nasti Spumante


The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

P.S. Don't bother writing back to tell me that this is a hoax. I know possum is not white meat.