Friday, July 27, 2012

Davids Daily Dose - Friday July 27th



1/  Most interesting column from Paul Krugman - he says the very rich feel that the rest of the common people should show more deference and politeness, and common persons of course include the President. 

The problem is these whining, spoiled assholes have the billions to buy the government they want....and have already purchased one of our political parties.....

“Let me tell you about the very rich. They are different from you and me.” So wrote F. Scott Fitzgerald — and he didn’t just mean that they have more money. What he meant instead, at least in part, was that many of the very rich expect a level of deference that the rest of us never experience and are deeply distressed when they don’t get the special treatment they consider their birthright; their wealth “makes them soft where we are hard.”

And because money talks, this softness — call it the pathos of the plutocrats — has become a major factor in America’s political life.
It’s no secret that, at this point, many of America’s richest men — including some former Obama supporters — hate, just hate, President Obama. Why? Well, according to them, it’s because he “demonizes” business — or as Mitt Romney put it earlier this week, he “attacks success.” Listening to them, you’d think that the president was the second coming of Huey Long, preaching class hatred and the need to soak the rich.
Needless to say, this is crazy. In fact, Mr. Obama always bends over backward to declare his support for free enterprise and his belief that getting rich is perfectly fine. All that he has done is to suggest that sometimes businesses behave badly, and that this is one reason we need things like financial regulation. No matter: even this hint that sometimes the rich aren’t completely praiseworthy has been enough to drive plutocrats wild. For two years or more, Wall Street in particular has been crying: “Ma! He’s looking at me funny!”
Wait, there’s more. Not only do many of the superrich feel deeply aggrieved at the notion that anyone in their class might face criticism, they also insist that their perception that Mr. Obama doesn’t like them is at the root of our economic problems. Businesses aren’t investing, they say, because business leaders don’t feel valued. Mr. Romney repeated this line, too, arguing that because the president attacks success “we have less success.”





















2/  Sometimes the internet produces original ideas and videos - this is one of them that has gone viral. 

In 1992 a 12 year old boy recorded himself asking his future self questions, and 20 years later the 12 year old, now 32, answers his younger self.......

Quite an interesting 3 minutes......clever......





















3/  Something is happening quietly that is scaring the shit out of the big banks - cities are using eminent domain to purchase under water mortgages and give the homeowners a new loan at market value.......

The community wins, the people are happy, and the banks have to write down their loans.....yeay! Another great story from Matt Taibbi.......

Something very interesting is happening.
There’s been so much corruption on Wall Street in recent years, and the federal government has appeared to be so deeply complicit in many of the problems, that many people have experienced something very like despair over the question of what to do about it all.
But there’s something brewing that looks like it might eventually turn into a blueprint to take on the financial services industry: a plan to allow local governments to take on the problem of neighborhoods blighted by toxic home loans and foreclosures through the use of eminent domain. I can't speak for how well this program will work, but it's certaily been effective in scaring the hell out of Wall Street.
Under the proposal, towns would essentially be seizing and condemning the man-made mess resulting from the housing bubble. Cooked up by a small group of businessmen and ex-venture capitalists, the audacious idea falls under the category of "That’s so crazy, it just might work!" One of the plan’s originators described it to me as a "four-bank pool shot."
Here’s how the New York Times described it in an article from earlier this week entitled, "California County Weighs Drastic Plan to Aid Homeowners":
Desperate for a way out of a housing collapse that has crippled the region, officials in San Bernardino County … are exploring a drastic option — using eminent domain to buy up mortgages for homes that are underwater.
Then, the idea goes, the county could cut the mortgages to the current value of the homes and resell the mortgages to a private investment firm, which would allow homeowners to lower their monthly payments and hang onto their property.




















4/  Jon Stewart with a wonderful 6 minutes exposing yet again the awfulness of Fox News.......you go Jon.......





















5/  President Obama actually has the upper hand in the coming fight about the tax cuts expiring at the end of the year, and the mandatory cuts sheduled in January to defense and other government programs. Here Bill Keller in the Times urges Obama to hang tough.......

WASHINGTON is so immobilized by partisan rancor that those of us who crave a little common sense find it hard to ward off despair. Whether you blame Republican cynicism, Democratic fecklessness or presidential disengagement, it is now a given that Washington has become a sludge pit of dysfunction.

Exhibit A, of course, is the hapless quest for a grand budget bargain. Talk to any credible economist, wire any serious politician to a polygraph, and you will hear at least 80 percent agreement on what is to be done: investment to goose the lackluster recovery and rebuild our infrastructure, entitlement reforms and spending discipline to lower the debt, and a tax code that lets the government pay its way without stifling business, punishing the middle class or rewarding sleight of hand. The bipartisan Simpson-Bowles commission assembled a grand bargain that does most of this.
Of course, in this Washington, in this election year, there is no chance of accomplishing anything constructive, right? So crisis be damned, let’s scream about Romney’s outsourcing and whether Obama hates capitalism.
But President Obama has a bold option at hand, should he choose to use it. And some of his fellow Democrats are starting to warm to the idea. It has been called the nuclear option and likened to falling off a cliff. It is widely regarded as a possible catastrophe. In fact, it may be our best hope.
In January, two fiscal time bombs planted by Congress are due to explode. On Jan. 1, all the Bush tax cuts expire, constituting a $400-billion-plus tax hike in 2013. The next day — unless Congress agrees on a major deficit-reduction plan — a fiscal discipline known as sequestration will slash about $100 billion a year from federal spending, divided between defense and nondefense.


















6/  Paul Thomas Anderson is the director of "There Will Be Blood", one of the best movies made in the last few years, so his latest movie "The Master" which has a Scientology theme is causing a lot of buzz......this trailer was just released......

The Weinstein Company released the "Master" trailer on the heels of a brand new poster for the film (which debuted exclusively on HuffPost Entertainment on Wednesday), and the clip showcases what may very well end up being two of the 20 Oscar-nominated performances at the 85th annual Academy Awards: Philip Seymour Hoffman and Joaquin Phoenix.
In the film, Anderson's first since "There Will Be Blood" in 2007, Hoffman plays Lancaster Dodd, "a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist, a theoretical philosopher," and creator of a cult-like religion that may or may not be a thinly veiled stand-in for Scientology. ("I don't know what you've heard and what script you've read," Philip Seymour Hoffman told Hollywood Elsewhere blogger Jeffrey Wells last year, "[but] trust me, it's not about Scientology.")





















7/  A video of two guys putting rubber bands around a watermelon till it explodes......sounds goofy, but they have a high speed camera! 

It's 4 minutes, but you get the idea after two....




















8/  If you like Lewis Black, you will love this video.....his humour is an acquired taste to be sure, but I think he's terrific.......5 minutes.....

Blood pressure concerns aside, thank heaven for Lewis Black. If one person has the ability to embody the collective frustration Americans feel with lie upon little-white-campaign lie, it would be him.
Black appeared on Tuesday's edition of "The Daily Show" for his popular "Back In Black" segment, and boy did he have a bone to pick. And not a moment too soon. If campaign ads are bending the truth this much in July, they may be disrupting the space-time continuum by October.
While "The Daily Show," and Jon Stewart in particular, are occasionally accused by the left of making false equivalencies, Black's criticism of both sides was as fair as it was ferocious. And he underlined something that we've been trying to put our finger on since this election was just a glint in Karl Rove's eye:




















9/  As a follow-on to the brilliant piece in Rolling Stone by Bill McKibben, here is an interesting story about how the midwest is well on the way to recreating the dust bowl conditions of the 30's - but worse. The disaster in the 30's was caused by a combination of bad farming practice and drought......we have drastically improved the way farms are managed, and this is just drought.....baaaaad drought.

This heat wave has broken thousands of temperature records. Climate Central reported Satuday, “In many cases, records that had stood since the Dust Bowl era of the 1930s have been equaled or exceeded, and this event is likely to go down in history as one of America’s worst.”
In general, we expect the greatest number of temperature records to be set during a widespread drought. I explained why that is that the case in my Nature article last year on “The next dust bowl” ( full text here ):
Warming causes greater evaporation and, once the ground is dry, the Sun’s energy goes into baking the soil, leading to a further 
increase in air temperature. That is why, for instance, so many temperature records were set for the United States in the 1930s Dust Bowl; and why, in 2011, drought-stricken Texas saw the hottest summer ever recorded for a US state.
Why is this bad news? Because the Earth has warmed only a bit more than 1°F 
since the catastrophic Dust Bowl — and we are poised to warm an astounding 9-11°F this century  if we stay anywhere near our current greenhouse gas emissions path.
Much as our current monster heat wave has been made worse by human activity (man-made global warming) so too was the Dust Bowl — but in that case it was bad agricultural practices. As NOAA’s  discussion of “ The Dust Bowl Drought ” explains:
The drought came in three waves, 1934, 1936, and 1939-40, but some regions of the High Plains experienced drought conditions for as many as eight years. The “dust bowl” effect was caused by sustained drought conditions compounded by years of land management practices that left topsoil susceptible to the forces of the wind.


















10/  One of the shortest, but yet the one of the most powerful songs ever recorded was Neil Young's "Needle and the Damage Done".....here he is live on stage, just him, his guitar and the song.....an excellent 2 minutes and 21 seconds.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0t0EW6z8a0




















11/ And then there is this story - a heat wave over Greenland has melted the top layer of ice over 97% of the continent......oops....

Unprecedented melting of Greenland's ice sheet this month has stunned NASA scientists and has highlighted broader concerns that the region is losing a remarkable amount of ice overall.
According to a NASA press release, about half of Greenland's surface ice sheet naturally melts during an average summer. But the data from three independent satellites this July, analyzed by NASA and university scientists, showed that in less than a week, the amount of thawed ice sheet surface skyrocketed from 40 percent to 97 percent.
In over 30 years of observations, satellites have never measured this amount of melting, which reaches nearly all of Greenland's surface ice cover.
When Son Nghiem of NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory observed the recent melting phenomenon, he said in the NASA press release, "This was so extraordinary that at first I questioned the result: Was this real or was it due to a data error?"
Scientists at NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center, University of Georgia-Athens and City University of New York all confirmed the remarkable ice melt.
NASA's cryosphere program manager, Tom Wagner, credited the power of satellites for observing the melt and explained to The Huffington Post that, although this specific event may be part of a natural variation, "We have abundant evidence that Greenland is losing ice, probably because of global warming, and it's significantly contributing to sea level rise."
Wagner said that ice is clearly thinning around the periphery, changing Greenland's overall ice mass, and he believes this is primarily due to warming ocean waters "eating away at the ice." He cautiously added, "It seems likely that's correlated with anthropogenic warming."
This specific extreme melt occurred in large part due to an unusual weather pattern over Greenland this year, what the NASA press release describes as a series of "heat domes," or an "unusually strong ridge of warm air."
Notable melting occurred in specific regions of Greenland, such as the area aroundSummit Station, located two miles above sea level. Not since 1889 has this kind of melting occurred, according to ice core analysis described in NASA's press release.


















12/  The July compilation of dumb, brave and unlucky people screwing up......OK mostly dumb.....July fails......10 minutes of pain......



















13/  There's a new reality show on TV - South Beach Tow.......here's a riveting clip from it, with our intrepid repo team facing an unhappy client about to lose his Lexus...... 

Even though this is about as real as professional wrestling, it's well done.....2 minutes......

There is actually a real company called Tremont Towing on Miami South Beach......




















14/  Sometimes you wonder how anything gets kept out of the hands of our greedy politicians, developers and other scum like our Governor. It's a few good people like this Federal Judge getting really pissed off with the games these bastards play.....

Read this one.....you'll feel better......

Politicians in both parties have resumed rhapsodizing about the magnificence of the Everglades, a phenomenon that occurs every four years with varying degrees of sincerity.
Polls show that most Floridians want the Everglades restored and preserved. This requires candidates to show some love. Neither Democrats nor Republicans want to look like obstructionists on this issue in an election year.
That’s one reason why the Obama administration and the state have reached an agreement tentatively resolving 20 years’ worth of lawsuits that have hobbled efforts to clean the polluted water being pumped into the Everglades.
It’s true that under Obama, funding for Everglades restoration is way up from the Bush years. It’s also true that Gov. Rick Scott pushed for the recent settlement with Washington, which should restart some projects that will help the cleanup.
However, the semi-miraculous truce between Florida and the feds wouldn’t have happened if it weren’t for a fellow named Alan Gold. He’s a U.S. district judge in Miami who got so fed up with the stalling of both sides that he gave them a glorious reaming two years ago.
You couldn’t blame the man for being ticked off.
Gold was presiding over drawn-out litigation that was holding up some of the Everglades projects. The Miccosukee tribe had sued because phosphorus pollution from farms, ranches and subdivisions was being flushed into the reservation.
In the summer of 2008, Gold had ordered the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency and the Florida’s Department of Environmental Protection to start enforcing clean-water standards that had been set to take effect back in 2006.
But in the face of heavy lobbying, the feds and the state decided on a 10-year extension — a nice break for the polluters. That didn’t sit well with the Miccosukees, most environmental groups or the judge.
In 2010, Gold issued a ruling that scalded the EPA and the DEP for showing “glacial slowness” in cleaning up the flow into Everglades. He characterized the restoration plan as “rudderless.”
“The hard reality,” he wrote, “is that ongoing destruction due to pollution within the Everglades Protection Area continues to this day at an alarming rate.”





















15/  A recent poll showed a majority of Floridians approve of the "Stand your Ground" law, which is a depressing picture of Floriduh.......but most Floridians don't know the law has mostly benefited criminals as this story from the Miami Herald illustrates. 

The Trayvon Martin case has cemented the institutional racism in our state..... if 'Stand yer Ground" means we get to shoot some black people, we like it.......

Maurice Moorer is not the kind of person whom lawmakers had in mind when they gave Florida the broadest self-defense law in the nation in 2005.
State legislators sold “stand your ground” as a legal protection for law-abiding Floridians who were forced, through no fault of their own, to defend their families and properties.
But the day in 2008 when Moorer killed his ex-wife’s boyfriend in Miami capped two years of violent behavior that had landed Moorer in jail multiple times and left his wife living in fear.
Still, Miami-Dade prosecutors set Moorer free, saying Florida’s “stand your ground” law prevented them from pursuing murder charges.
A Tampa Bay Times analysis of “stand your ground” cases found that it has been people like Moorer — those with records of crime and violence — who have benefited the most from the controversial legislation. A review of arrest records for those involved in more than 100 fatal “stand your ground” cases shows:
•  Nearly 60 percent of those who claimed self-defense had been arrested at least once before the day they killed someone.
 More than 30 of those defendants, about 1 in 3, had been accused of violent crimes, including assault, battery or robbery. Dozens had drug offenses on their records.
•  Killers have invoked “stand your ground” even after repeated run-ins with the law. Forty percent had three arrests or more. Dozens had at least four arrests.
• More than a third of the defendants had previously been in trouble for threatening someone with a gun or illegally carrying a weapon.
•  In dozens of cases, both the defendant and the victim had criminal records, sometimes related to long-running feuds or criminal enterprises. Of the victims that could be identified in state records, 64 percent had at least one arrest. Several had 20 or more arrests.


















16/  William Friedkin is famous for directing "The Exorcist", and his latest is "Killer Joe", one for the guys with lots of ultraviolence and raw sex......review in the Times is a "B".......

It says something about William Friedkin’s big-screen adaptation of the Tracy Letts play “Killer Joe” that the title psycho, played by Matthew McConaughey, is, by a long Texas mile, its least objectionable character. Dressed in nearly all black from cowboy hat to boot, with a miserly smile and a dead man’s empty eyes, Joe Cooper, a k a Killer Joe, looks sharp, talks smart. As given demented life by Mr. McConaughey, he is a welcome presence among a collection of nitwits so irremediably disposable that they’re as evanescent as drops of water on a hot wood stove. These are people, the filmmakers suggest, who by their deep-fried stupidity and avarice deserve to fade quickly.

Not fast enough, it turns out. The bad times begin with Chris (a miscast Emile Hirsch), a gambler who tries to pay off his debts by having his mother killed for an insurance jackpot. He’s the story’s first idiot. He shares his plan with its second, his father, Ansel (Thomas Haden Church, good), a mechanic, and suddenly it’s a family affair. Ansel’s new wife, Sharla (Gina Gershon, working hard in a wretched role), learns about the scheme, as does Chris’s virginal sister, Dottie (Juno Temple, also miscast), aDaisy Mae type in cutoffs without any baby doll appeal. Together they scheme and scream, biding and wasting time in a trailer park where a barking pit bull and a blaring television add to the art-directed squalor.
Chris hires his hit man, Joe, and discovers that he’s signed on with the devil. Here, as in other movies that use violence to jolt up the dreary proceedings, Chris and his problem turn out to be the warm-up act for Killer Joe. And Mr. McConaughey’s magnetic murderer is definitely the main attraction. He dominates his every scene with a hushed voice that carries a threat and a tensed, restrained physicality that suggests a rattler before it strikes. He’s a queasily compelling nut job reminiscent of the one in Jim Thompson’s pulp classic, “The Killer Inside Me,” and because Joe has the best lines, a mysterious back story and is played by a real star, the movie needs his juice badly.



"Killer Joe" trailer........





















Todays video - a classic Monty Python, "The Cheese Shop"......have you heard of all of these cheeses?


















Todays married guys joke

My wife was screaming at me: "Leave!! Get out of this house!" she ordered.

As I was walking out the door she yelled, "I hope you die a slow and painful death!"

So I turned around and replied, "So now you want me to stay?"















Todays kids joke
 
Should children witness childbirth?

Due to a power cut, only one paramedic responded to the call that Heidi was about to give birth.
 
 
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, 3-yr old girl, to hold a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. 
  
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. 
  
Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. 
  
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. 
  
Connor began to cry. 
  
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed ....

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place .... Smack him again!"

















Todays Irish drunk joke


IRISH TALKING CLOCK
After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends.
He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet.
 
 
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'What's that big brass gong?' one of the guests asked.
 
'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the drunk replied.
 
'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend.
 
'YUP, it is' replied the drunk.
 
'How's it work?' the friend asked, squinting at it.
 
'Watch,' the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back.
 
The three stood looking at one another for a moment.......
 
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, 'You ASSHOLE!  It's THREE-FIFTEEN in the MORNING!'
 
 












Todays married guys joke


Ellen and her husband Bob went for counseling after 25
years of marriage.  When asked what the problem was,
Ellen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing
every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they
had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of
intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable,
an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured
over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient
length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the
desk and after asking Ellen to stand, embraced her,
unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on her
breasts and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing
her passionately as her husband Bob watched with a
raised eyebrow!

Ellen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly
sat down while basking in the glow of being highly
aroused.

The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is what
your wife needs at least three times a week...
Can you do this?'

Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can
drop her off here on Mondays and 
Wednesdays, but onFriday, I play golf.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

DDD special - Climate Change - Tuesday July 24th



Global warming and climate change - regular readers of DDD are probably more familiar with what is happening to our climate than the average TV-watching citizen, but one of the curses of the environmentalist movement is a lack of a coherent narrative.

Look no more - Bill McKibben in Rolling Stone has put together a clear picture of what is happening, why it's happening and why our planet is in deep, deep trouble. 

This article is clear, readable and logical - it gives facts, and examples like the fact that the extreme weather of this summer is being caused by only a 0.8 degree Celsius rise in temperature. 

It also gives us a villain - the extremely powerful fossil fuel industries of the world, whose business model is to wreck the planet.......

Read this one folks - it's a long story, but the more informed you are, the better you will be able to protect yourself and your family.....and maybe do something about it.....

I rarely say this, but after you've read it pass this on and post it on your Facebook etc. etc. - it deserves a wide circulation, and especially needs to be read by our kids and grandkids who will be drastically impacted......or at least the ones who still read stuff longer than a tweet.....


If the pictures of those towering wildfires in Colorado haven't convinced you, or the size of your AC bill this summer, here are some hard numbers about climate change: June broke or tied 3,215 high-temperature records across the United States. That followed the warmest May on record for the Northern Hemisphere – the 327th consecutive month in which the temperature of the entire globe exceeded the 20th-century average, the odds of which occurring by simple chance were 3.7 x 10-99, a number considerably larger than the number of stars in the universe.
Meteorologists reported that this spring was the warmest ever recorded for our nation – in fact, it crushed the old record by so much that it represented the "largest temperature departure from average of any season on record." The same week, Saudi authorities reported that it had rained in Mecca despite a temperature of 109 degrees, the hottest downpour in the planet's history.
Not that our leaders seemed to notice. Last month the world's nations, meeting in Rio for the 20th-anniversary reprise of a massive 1992 environmental summit, accomplished nothing. Unlike George H.W. Bush, who flew in for the first conclave, Barack Obama didn't even attend. It was "a ghost of the glad, confident meeting 20 years ago," the British journalist George Monbiot wrote; no one paid it much attention, footsteps echoing through the halls "once thronged by multitudes." Since I wrote one of the first books for a general audience about global warming way back in 1989, and since I've spent the intervening decades working ineffectively to slow that warming, I can say with some confidence that we're losing the fight, badly and quickly – losing it because, most of all, we remain in denial about the peril that human civilization is in.
When we think about global warming at all, the arguments tend to be ideological, theological and economic. But to grasp the seriousness of our predicament, you just need to do a little math. For the past year, an easy and powerful bit of arithmetical analysis first published by financial analysts in the U.K. has been making the rounds of environmental conferences and journals, but it hasn't yet broken through to the larger public. This analysis upends most of the conventional political thinking about climate change. And it allows us to understand our precarious – our almost-but-not-quite-finally hopeless – position with three simple numbers.
The First Number: 2° Celsius



Saturday, July 21, 2012

Davids Daily Dose - Saturday July 21st


The news for the last two days has been dominated by the Colorado shootings......I'm a gun owner, but I see no reason whatever why a citizen of this country should be allowed to own an military grade automatic rifle..... 




1/  Paul Krugman looks at the attacks on Mitt Romney's record at Bain Capital, and concludes this is an excellent way to focus voters on the real issue being decided in 2012, which is the war on the middle class of America by the rich....

Great article for anyone with any interest whatever in politics.....

A lot of people inside the Beltway are tut-tutting about the recent campaign focus on Mitt Romney’s personal history — his record of profiting even as workers suffered, his mysterious was-he-or-wasn’t-he role at Bain Capital after 1999, his equally mysterious refusal to release any tax returns from before 2010. Some of the tut-tutters are upset at any suggestion that this election is about the rich versus the rest. Others decry the personalization: why can’t we just discuss policy?

And neither group is living in the real world.
First of all, this election really is — in substantive, policy terms — about the rich versus the rest.
The story so far: Former President George W. Bush pushed through big tax cuts heavily tilted toward the highest incomes. As a result, taxes on the very rich are currently the lowest they’ve been in 80 years. President Obama proposes letting those high-end Bush tax cuts expire; Mr. Romney, on the other hand, proposes big further tax cuts for the wealthy.
The impact at the top would be large. According to estimates by the nonpartisan Tax Policy Center, the Romney plan would reduce the annual taxes paid by the average member of the top 1 percent by $237,000 compared with the Obama plan; for the top 0.1 percent that number rises to $1.2 million. No wonder Mr. Romney’s fund-raisers in the Hamptons attracted so many eager donors that there were luxury-car traffic jams.
What about everyone else? Again according to the policy center, Mr. Romney’s tax cuts would increase the annual deficit by almost $500 billion. He claims that he would make this up by closing loopholes, in a way that wouldn’t shift the tax burden toward the middle class — but he has refused to give any specifics, and there’s no reason to believe him. Realistically, those big tax cuts for the rich would be offset, sooner or later, with higher taxes and/or lower benefits for the middle class and the poor.
So as I said, this election is, in substantive terms, about the rich versus the rest, and it would be doing voters a disservice to pretend otherwise.
In that case, however, why not run a campaign based on that substance, and leave Mr. Romney’s personal history alone? The short answer is, get real.
Look, voters aren’t policy wonks who pore over Tax Policy Center analyses. And when a politician — say, Mr. Obama — cites actual numbers in a speech, well, there’s always a politician on the other side to contradict him. How are voters supposed to know who’s telling the truth? In fact, earlier this year focus groups given an accurate description of Mr. Romney’s policy proposals refused to believe that any politician would take such a position.



















2/  This article in Bloomberg Business Week got a lot of flak for it's cover, which is controversial and funny too, but the article is most interesting because it describes the secretive ways the Mormon Church invests it's huge mountain of [tax free] cash, and how little it gives back to the community......it's a giant corporation with no accountability whatever.......

Good stuff......and by the way Mitt is an elder in this 'church".......

Late last March the Mormon Church completed an ambitious project: a megamall. Built for roughly $2 billion, the City Creek Center stands directly across the street from the church’s iconic neo-Gothic temple in Salt Lake City. The mall includes a retractable glass roof, 5,000 underground parking spots, and nearly 100 stores and restaurants, ranging from Tiffany’s (TIF) to Forever 21. Walkways link the open-air emporium with the church’s perfectly manicured headquarters on Temple Square. Macy’s (M) is a stone’s throw from the offices of the church’s president, Thomas S. Monson, whom Mormons believe to be a living prophet.
On the morning of its grand opening, thousands of shoppers thronged downtown Salt Lake, eager to elbow their way into the stores. The national anthem played, and Henry B. Eyring, one of Monson’s top counselors, told the crowds, “Everything that we see around us is evidence of the long-standing commitment of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints to Salt Lake City.” When it came time to cut the mall’s flouncy pink ribbon, Monson, flanked by Utah dignitaries, cheered, “One, two, three—let’s go shopping!”
Watching a religious leader celebrate a mall may seem surreal, but City Creek reflects the spirit of enterprise that animates modern-day Mormonism. The mall is part of a sprawling church-owned corporate empire that the Mormon leadership says is helping spread its message, increasing economic self-reliance, and building the Kingdom of God on earth. “The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints attends to the total needs of its members,” says Keith B. McMullin, who for 37 years served within the Mormon leadership and now heads a church-owned holding company, Deseret Management Corp. (DMC), an umbrella organization for many of the church’s for-profit businesses. “We look to not only the spiritual but also the temporal, and we believe that a person who is impoverished temporally cannot blossom spiritually.”




The controversial magazine cover......


















3/  Yeay! Back after a two week break, Jon Stewart tears into Mitt Romney and his lying about Bain Capital......but just as a factoid, did you know the villain in the upcoming Batman movie is called Bane? A delicious moment coming up......

An excellent 8 minutes of comedy and reporting.......

"The Daily Show" returned from a two week hiatus Monday night, and could not have come back at a time more ripe for comedy. Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney is currently under scrutiny for both hisundisclosed tax returns and for his involvement with Bain Capital, the financial services company where he was CEO.
While the allegations -- namely, that Romney has been less-than honest about his finances and how long he was actually with Bain -- are heating up campaign tensions, Jon Stewart couldn't help but notice that the company's name bears a striking sonic resemblance to the name of a Batman villain.


International version......




















4/  Frank Rich on Face the Nation explains why the Bain issue will continue to be important.....words of wisdom from the master of politics......2 minutes.....


















5/  For decades conservatives have owned the patriotic arena and have attacked the Democrats for being "European" and socialist, but the tide may have turned in 2012 - for once the GOP is on the run, and it's all to do with Mitt Romney.....most interesting story by Michael Tomasky.....

Republicans have questioned the patriotism of Democrats for nearly a hundred years. But now, at long last, Barack Obama is turning the tables on the GOP.

John Sununu opened the “American” door the other day, and now the Romney campaign is barging through it, plotting attacks on Barack Obama’s “biography,” which will inevitably include veiled accusations about his alleged alien cast, his lack of American-ness. So now that it’s open, let’s stroll through it ourselves. What’s taking place in the room on the other side of that door? Republicans and conservatives are bouncing off the walls because they face a serious risk for the first time in a generation that their definitions of patriotism and Americanism are losing. And not just losing—losing to, of all people, Barack Hussein Obama!
The Republican credo that theirs is the party of patriotism goes back a long, long way, at least to the 1920s. The Democrats then as now represented society’s so-called rabble—immigrants, wets, cosmopolites of that gin-soaked decade when the urban population for the first time overtook the rural. Over time, Democrats added blacks, new immigrants, liberated women, gays. The Democrats have been the party of the Other. Impugning their patriotism to the target audience is so easy it can hardly even be called work. In doing so, of course, Republicans tied the concept strongly to their, um, values: the all-conquering free market, mostly; a good war now and then; the occasional (actually, more or less constant, now that I think about it) campaign against subversives real and imagined (the vast majority). Thus have things ever been.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/07/19/michael-tomasky-on-romney-the-un-american-in-the-presidential-race.html


















6/  One for the lads - Michelle Jenneke is an Australian hurdler and this video has gone viral because of her sexy warm-up dance before a 100 meter hurdle race.......just getting you all in the Olympic mood......3 minutes.....


















7/  Britain is the second most unequal large country in the world, behind the US, and the class divide is getting worse. We were in London for about 6 days last month, and it is astonishingly expensive, but everywhere you look are top of the line cars, and housing is absurdly costly. I think what has happened is that the UK isn't as corrupt as this country so they haven't ended up with the .01% owning a quarter of the wealth of the nation, and the 1% owning half - in the UK it's spread out a bit more equally - it's 10% of the country owning 80% of the assets, and many of those live in London.

This article from the Guardian argues the Barons are now back in control of Britain in the guise of large companies......a chilling story, especially if you are British and not a Baron.....

After 800 years, the barons are back in control of Britain

The Magna Carta forced King John to give away powers. But big business now exerts a chilling grip on the workforce

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The diggers were evicted again, and moved down the hill into the woods behind the campus – pressed, as if by the ineluctable force of history, ever closer to the symbolic spot. From the meeting house they have built and their cluster of tents, you can see across the meadows to where theMagna Carta was sealed almost 800 years ago.
Their aim is simple: to remove themselves from the corporate economy, to house themselves, grow food and build a community on abandoned land. Implementation is less simple. Soon after I arrived, on a sodden day last week, an enforcer working for the company which now owns the land came slithering through the mud in his suit and patent leather shoes with a posse of police, to serve papers.
Already the crops the settlers had planted had been destroyed once; the day after my visit they were destroyed again. But the repeated destruction, removals and arrests have not deterred them. As one of their number, Gareth Newnham, told me: "If we go to prison we'll just come back … I'm not saying that this is the only way. But at least we're creating an opportunity for young people to step out of the system."
To be young in the post-industrial nations today is to be excluded. Excluded from the comforts enjoyed by preceding generations; excluded from jobs; excluded from hopes of a better world; excluded from self-ownership.
Those with degrees are owned by the banks before they leave college. Housing benefit is being choked off. Landlords now demand rents so high that only those with the better jobs can pay. Work has been sliced up and outsourced into a series of mindless repetitive tasks, whose practitioners are interchangeable. Through globalisation and standardisation, through unemployment and the erosion of collective bargaining and employment laws, big business now asserts a control over its workforce almost unprecedented in the age of universal suffrage.
The promise the old hold out to the young is a lifetime of rent, debt and insecurity. A rentier class holds the nation's children to ransom. Faced with these conditions, who can blame people for seeking an alternative?


















8/  Madonna with her new video "Turn Up The Radio", a big budget production shot in Italy featuring hunky guys, hookers and of course Madonna being quite slutty....song is forgettable, but whatever.....

Once again, the Peter Pan pop star refuses to act her age, only this time she has us more than a little envious of all the fun she's having, not to mention how incredible she looks.
Yes, she's 53 and wearing hotpants, fishnets, a bra that's pushing what God gave her up so high it's threatening to obscure her vision, and sky-high heels, but get over it - it's Madonna!


















9/  Remember when automation was touted as being the liberator of mankind? Most work would be done by machines, the work week would drop with most workers getting much more leisure time.......that was then......this is now........all of the financial benefits of the incredible efficiency of our work has been channeled upwards....and the bottom 90% are working harder than ever......

The article is written with British references, but it's even more applicable to the US......

It's the 21st century – why are we working so much?

The right calls for hard work, the left for more jobs. The dream of mechanisation leading to shorter working hours seems forgotten

If there's one thing practically all futurologists once agreed on, it's that in the 21st century there would be a lot less work. What would they have thought, if they had known that in 2012, the 9-5 working day had in the UK become something more like 7am to 7pm? They would surely have looked around and seen technology take over in many professions which previously needed heavy manpower, they would have looked at the increase in automation and mass production, and wondered – why are they spending 12 hours a day on menial tasks?
It's a question which isn't adequately answered either by the right or by the official left. Conservatives have always loved to pontificate about the moral virtue of hard work and much of the left, focusing on the terrible effects of mass unemployment, understandably gives "more jobs" as its main solution to the crisis. Previous generations would have found this hopelessly disappointing.
In almost all cases, utopians, socialists and other futurologists believed that work would come near to being abolished for one reason above all – we could let the machines do it. The socialist thinker Paul Lafargue wrote in his pointedly titled tract The Right To Be Lazy (1883):
"Our machines, with breath of fire, with limbs of unwearying steel, with fruitfulness wonderful inexhaustible, accomplish by themselves with docility their sacred labour. And nevertheless the genius of the great philosophers of capitalism remains dominated by the prejudices of the wage system, worst of slaveries. They do not yet understand that the machine is the saviour of humanity, the god who shall redeem man from working for hire, the god who shall give him leisure and liberty."
Oscar Wilde evidently agreed – in his 1891 essay The Soul of Man Under Socialism, he scorns the "nonsense that is written and talked today about the dignity of manual labour", and insists that "man is made for something better than distributing dirt. All work of that kind should be done by a machine". He makes quite clear what he means:
"Machinery must work for us in coal mines, and do all sanitary services, and be the stoker of steamers, and clean the streets, and run messages on wet days, and do anything that is tedious or distressing".
Both Lafargue and Wilde would have been horrified if they'd realised that only 20 years later manual work itself would become an ideology in Labour and Communist parties, dedicating themselves to its glorification rather than abolition.


















10/  Make sure your stomach is nice and stable before you read this one - the 9 most loathsome Washington lobbyists and who they work for.......and who they purchase......
Tis the bleak post-Citizens United season in America—money equals speech, and corporations, super PACs, and an egregiously wealthy minority have the biggest mouths in the land. But the oligarchs’ work is never done. After the elections are bought, it’s back to the business of business—and, presumably, consuming yacht-loads of caviar and foie gras. Maximizing profit demands that high-powered lobbyists grease the wheels of legislation or grind them to a shrieking halt—whichever yields the highest return.
For your edutainment, below is a list of some of the most depraved lobbyists money can buy.
9) Chris Dodd
The former Connecticut Senator, and internationally renowned eyebrow-haver, isn’t the most prodigious scum in the Beltway swamp, but he may be the most hypocritical. When asked in 2010 what would follow his thirty-year legislative career, which ended amid financial scandal, Dodd bluntly said, “No lobbying, no lobbying.” He then promptly became, as The Hill put it, “Hollywood’s leading man in Washington, taking the most prestigious job on K Street,” as chairman and CEO of the Motion Picture Association of America. The gig comes with a $1.2 million annual salary, and complimentary tickets to the Academy Awards.
Dodd’s most public, and ultimately ill-fated, advocacy was in pushing two potentially disastrous bills: the Stop Online Piracy Act, and its Senate counterpart, Protect IP Act—both of which would’ve given the federal government the right to shut down any website that was merely being accused of copyright infringement. The bills were shelved indefinitely after a massive online protest in which thousands of sites went voluntarily dark for a day. Dodd unironically called the blackout an “irresponsible . . . abuse of power.” So it’s OK for the Feds to make your site go black, but it’s not OK for you to do it yourself. Dodd doesn’t want you to post the Jack and Jill movie trailer to warn Americans of the danger. Because every time someone sees an Adam Sandler film, the terrorists win.



















11/  If you try to eat properly and buy organic foods, this is an incredibly depressing story about the organic food industry, a lot of which has been bought up by Big Agra.....read carefully, as some of your favourite brands are corrupted.......

Good companies [as mentioned in the article] are Eden Foods, Amy's Kitchen, Clif Bar and Company and Lundberg Farms.....

Even better are your local farmers markets, who need your support as much as you need their fresh produce......

Michael J. Potter is one of the last little big men left in organic food.
More than 40 years ago, Mr. Potter bought into a hippie cafe and “whole earth” grocery here that has since morphed into a major organic foods producer and wholesaler, Eden Foods.
But one morning last May, he hopped on his motorcycle and took off across the Plains to challenge what organic food — or as he might have it, so-called organic food — has become since his tie-dye days in the Haight district of San Francisco.
The fact is, organic food has become a wildly lucrative business for Big Food and a premium-price-means-premium-profit section of the grocery store. The industry’s image — contented cows grazing on the green hills of family-owned farms — is mostly pure fantasy. Or rather, pure marketing. Big Food, it turns out, has spawned what might be called Big Organic.
Bear Naked, Wholesome & Hearty, Kashi: all three and more actually belong to the cereals giant Kellogg. Naked Juice? That would be PepsiCo of Pepsi and Fritos fame. And behind the pastoral-sounding Walnut Acres, Health Valley and Spectrum Organics is none other than Hain Celestial, once affiliated with Heinz, the grand old name in ketchup.
Over the last decade, since federal organic standards have come to the fore, giant agri-food corporations like these and others — Coca-Cola, Cargill, ConAgra, General Mills, Kraft and M&M Mars among them — have gobbled up most of the nation’s organic food industry. Pure, locally produced ingredients from small family farms? Not so much anymore.


















12/  An amusing 4 minute segment from Jimmy Fallon where he presents his "Do Not Read These Books" list.......



















13/  Once you open this I challenge you to stop after the first few pictures - the Awkward Family Photos "Taboo Hall of Fame"..........funny....




















14/  Remember Dr. Jack Cassell? He is a urologist from Mount Dora who became briefly famous after he put a sign up on his office door "if you voted for Obama please go elsewhere", which attracted national media attention. He is also married to Leslie Campione, a Lake County Commissioner.

So what do you do after you have had your 15 minutes in the spotlight? It must prey on your mind......which is why this photo from "Style Magazine" Villages edition is so fascinating. What does this photo mean? Dr. Jack with a 9mm and silencer.......is this a political statement? Duh........you betcha.......

This issue of Style magazine has a feature called "2012 Businessmen of Style" and most of men featured look polished and professional. Jack has opted for a more aggressive image with a statement accompanying the photo describing him as "politically active leading local opposition to national healthcare". He also states his fondness for shooting his arsenal of weapons at a friend's land.

All I can say is that if I see him going into the cinema when I go and see Batman I'm out of there.......






Here is the really, really funny Jon Stewart clip that features Dr. Jack after he put the sign on his office door and got the national media interested.......starts at the 3.50 minute  mark......and check out Dr. Jack's explanation of why he is against Obamacare.......



















15/  "The Dark Knight Rises" opened yesterday, but the movie itself has been overshadowed by the tragedy in Colorado....... 

However the review in the Times is excellent - Christopher Nolan has delivered a masterpiece........Christian Bale stars......note they recommend seeing it in IMAX.......

After seven years and two films that have pushed Batman ever deeper into the dark, the director Christopher Nolan has completed his postmodern, post-Sept. 11 epic of ambivalent good versus multidimensional evil with a burst of light. As the title promises, day breaks in “The Dark Knight Rises,” the grave and satisfying finish to Mr. Nolan’s operatic bat-trilogy. 

His timing couldn’t be better. As the country enters its latest electoral brawl off screen, Batman (Christian Bale) hurtles into a parallel battle that booms with puppet-master anarchy, anti-government rhetoric and soundtrack drums of doom, entering the fray as another lone avenger and emerging as a defender of, well, what?
Truth, justice and the American way? No — and not only because that doctrine belongs to Superman, who was bequeathed that weighty motto on the radio in August 1942, eight months after the United States entered World War II and three years after Batman, Bob Kane’s comic creation, hit. Times change; superheroes and villains too. The enemy is now elusive and the home front as divided as the face of Harvey Dent, a vanquished Batman foe. The politics of partisanship rule and grass-roots movements have sprung up on the right and the left to occupy streets and legislative seats. It can look ugly, but as they like to say — and as Dent says in“The Dark Knight,” the second part of the trilogy — the night is darkest before the dawn.
The legacy of Dent, an activist district attorney turned murderous lunatic, looms over this one, the literal and metaphysical personification of good intentions gone disastrously wrong. (He looms even more in Imax, which is the way to see the film.) Eight years later in story time, Batman, having taken the fall for Dent’s death, and mourning the woman both men loved, has retreated into the shadows. Dent has been enshrined as a martyr, held up as an immaculate defender of law-and-order absolutism. Gotham City is quiet and so too is life at Wayne Manor, where its master hobbles about with a cane while a prowler makes off with family jewels (the intensely serious Mr. Nolan isn’t wholly humorless) and Gotham sneers about the playboy who’s mutated into a Howard Hughes recluse.
Batman has always been a head case, of course: the billionaire orphan, a k a Bruce Wayne, who for assorted reasons — like witnessing the murder of his parents when he was a child — fights crime disguised as a big bat. Bruce’s initial metamorphosis, in “Batman Begins,” exacts a high price: by the end of the second film, along with losing the girl and being branded a vigilante, Bruce-Batman rides virtually alone, save for Commissioner Gordon (Gary Oldman) and the Wayne family butler, Alfred (Michael Caine), a fussy uncle with a remarkable skill set. It’s central to where Mr. Nolan wants to take “The Dark Knight Rises” that Batman will be picking up new acquaintances, including a beat cop, John Blake (a charming Joseph Gordon-Levitt), and a philanthropist, Miranda Tate (Marion Cotillard).
Mr. Nolan again sets his machine purring with two set pieces that initiate one of the story’s many dualities, in this case between large spectacle and humanizing intimacies: one, an outlandishly choreographed blowout that introduces a heavy, Bane (Tom Hardy); the other, a quieter cat-and-bat duet between Bruce and a burglar, Selina Kyle (Anne Hathaway). After checking in with his personal armorer, Lucius Fox (Morgan Freeman), Bruce-Batman swoops into an intrigue that circles back to the first film and brings the series to a politically resonant conclusion that fans and op-ed bloviators will argue over long after this one leaves theaters. Once again, like his two-faced opponents and the country he’s come to represent, Batman begins, feared as a vigilante, revered as a hero.



I liked Trailer #3 the best.......























16/  David Cronenberg is another excellent director and his new movie "Cosmopolis" was out in London last week - this film is noteworthy as it's a take on Wall Street excesses, and it follows a young billionaire [played by Robert Pattinson] who lives in a stretch limo as he cruises through Manhattan.......sounds a little strange, but really good movies often do......

David Cronenberg made his name directing body horror movies of an often emetic kind that seemed aimed at drive-in audiences. But underneath the urge to shock there has always been as great an interest in mental transformations as in physical ones, and his movies nowadays seem closer to the art house than the grind house. Following his versions of William Burroughs's Naked Lunch, JG Ballard's Crashand Patrick McGrath's Spider, his elegant, eloquent adaptation of Don DeLillo's Cosmopolis is the fourth time he's brought a work of literary fiction to the screen. And once again, it's both faithful to the text and a film that's very much Cronenberg's own.

Cosmopolis was published in 2003, and although on its first page DeLillo specifically states that the setting is April 2000, it was read at the time as a post-9/11 novel. We now see its account of Wall Street on the point of collapse and New York in a state of siege by angry anarchists as a prophetic anticipation of the banking crisis of 2008 and the Occupy Wall Street movement. The central character, Eric Packer, brings to mind two wilful financial anti-heroes, Sherman McCoy of Bonfire of the Vanities and Gordon Gekko of Wall Street. But the 28-year-old Packer is younger, infinitely richer, and altogether more self-knowing. As played with frightening conviction by Robert Pattinson he's a Gatsby-esque figure, remote, inscrutable and doomed.
The film is an urban road movie, set largely within a white stretch limo driving from east to west across midtown Manhattan. It's taking Packer on a long day's journey into a dark night of the soul. The ostensible purpose of Packer's mission is to get a haircut at some old, traditional place he presumably frequented in his childhood. But the film is a fable in which he appraises his life, and his ultimate appointment is with death. For much of the time he's in the sumptuously appointed car, packed with computer screens flashing out the latest financial information from around the world. The vehicle has been "Prousted" with cork-lined walls to exclude all outside noise, and it moves at around a mile an hour across the gridlocked city. Elsewhere on the island there's the funeral cortege of a Muslim rap star and a carefully guarded presidential motorcade with its echoes of the assassination in Dallas's Dealey Plaza. Everywhere there's rioting by anti-capitalist demonstrators, who deface Packer's immaculate car with their graffiti. But he remains inside, seemingly undisturbed. His bodyguards walk beside the car, and he's visited by a variety of colourful associates and employees. Among them is his doctor, there to make his daily examination, who comes to the startling conclusion that Packer has "an asymmetrical prostate". They all engage in cryptic, epigrammatic dialogues, often funny, stylised and obscure in a Pinter-esque way, about money, sex, power and such matters as where white limos are parked overnight. Virtually all the dialogue comes directly from the novel.



Cosmopolis trailer........ 












Todays video - actually an incredible musical, artistic, comedic, and technical piece of music - defies description.......excellent......
















 Todays medical joke [see Dr. Jack above!!!]

An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution.

 When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.

 The female doctor says,"I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to.

 I want you to lie on your right side,bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99'".

 The old guy obeys and says,"99".

 The doctor says, "Great", now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99'".

 Again, the old guy says, "99".  The doctor said, “Very good”.

"Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly.

 I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way.

 Now take a deep breath and say, '99'".

 The old guy begins,

 "One... two… three…"

 









 
Todays joke collection



A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company.. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.  
'Quick,' said the woman to the lover, 'into the closet!' and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.  
The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet..  
'Who are you?' he asked him..  
'I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,' said the exterminator.  
'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked..  
'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,' the man replied.  
'And where are your clothes?' asked the husba nd.  
The man looked down at himself and said, 'Those little bastards!'........  
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Wife:  'What are you doing?'  

Husband:  Nothing.  
Wife:  'Nothing ...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'  
Husband:  'I was looking for the expiration date.'  
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Wife  : 'Do you want dinner?'  
Husband:  'Sure! What are my choices?'  
Wife:  'Yes or no.'  
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Stress Reliever  

Girl:  'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'  
Boy:  'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'  
Girl:  'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'  
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Son:  'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'  


Mom:  'Well, you have done the right thing.'  
Son:  'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'  

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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'  
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, no matter who left you the fortune!'  
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'  

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humour!'  
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Husbands are husbands  

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.  
'What was that for?' the man asked.  
The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'..  
The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on'. The wife apologized and went on with the housework..  
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.  
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit him again.  
Wife replied.. 'Your horse phoned'.