Monday, November 29, 2010

Davids Daily Dose - Monday November 29th

1/  Two excellent articles about class in America - if you are politically aware read both of these.....

An eye-opener of a column from Bob Herbert, and he confirms we have class warfare in this country, and the wealthy are winning.....the aim is to destroy the middle class and over a few years bring wage costs down to Chinese levels.....and if you don't think this is happening you must be in dreamland.....


 On the same day that The Times ran its article about the third-quarter surge in profits, it ran a piece on the front page that carried the headline: “With a Swagger, Wallets Out, Wall Street Dares to Celebrate.”
Anyone who thinks there is something beneficial in this vast disconnect between the fortunes of the American elite and those of the struggling masses is just silly. It’s not even good for the elite.
There is no way to bring America’s consumer economy back to robust health if unemployment is chronically high, wages remain stagnant and the jobs that are created are poor ones. Without ordinary Americans spending their earnings from good jobs, any hope of a meaningful, long-term recovery is doomed.
Beyond that, extreme economic inequality is a recipe for social instability. Families on the wrong side of the divide find themselves under increasing pressure to just hold things together: to find the money to pay rent or the mortgage, to fend off bill collectors, to cope with illness and emergencies, and deal with the daily doses of extreme anxiety.



Frank Rich's column is titled "Still the Best Congress Money Can Buy", about our dysfunctional political system that has been purchased by the corporate oligarchs....it's all for sale in Washington, and we [the middle class] don't have any money.....don't forget the oligarchs aren't too concerned about you and I - in the future they will be concentrating on the emerging Chinese and Indian middle classes for their profits....

We are so screwed.....


That would be big money — the big money that dominates our political system, regardless of who’s in power. Two years after the economic meltdown, most Americans now recognize that that money has inexorably institutionalized a caste system where everyone remains (at best) mired in economic stasis except the very wealthiest sliver.
It’s an industry that can buy politicians as easily as it does dwarfs, which is why government has tilted the playing field ever more in its direction for three decades. Now corporations of all kinds can buy more of Washington than before, thanks to the Supreme Court’s Citizens United decision and to the rise of outside “nonprofit groups” that can legally front for those who prefer to donate anonymously. The money laundering at the base of Tom DeLay’s conviction by a Texas jury last week — his circumventing of the state’s post-Gilded Age law forbidding corporate campaign contributions directly to candidates — is now easily and legally doable at the national level.












2/  President Obama, under attack from the right wing for pardoning the Thanksgiving turkey, defends his decision.....satire of course, from Onion News...or is it?  Two minutes.....














3/  Here's an Afghanistan story you may not have heard too much about - for months General Petraeus has been negotiating with an alleged senior Commander of the Taliban, paying him a lot of money and giving him access.....turns out he's an imposter. A fake.
Another farcical episode in this medieval cesspit that is swallowing hundreds of billions of our money every year......


We’ve heard a lot about the shadow world of Afghanistan, but this is ridiculous. We’re bargaining with the shadow of a shadow. Even President Karzai may have been fooled. The man taking us for a ride may have been taken for a ride.
Indeed, sometimes it feels as if the entire region is taking us for a ride. Everybody is lining up for Western cash, treating America, the British and NATO like suckers. President Karzai and his brother toy with us for their immense personal profit, even as they corrupt their own elections. Karzai undermines the American military plan by going up against General Petraeus on night raids. And the Taliban and the Pakistan intelligence service are playing us as well.
America is stomping around the moonscape of Afghanistan trying to do the right thing, but we can’t because we’re clueless about the culture to the point where we can be faked out by an imposter masquerading as Mullah Akhtar Muhammad Mansour, a high-level Taliban commander.














4/  CNN poll - only 46% of Americans know the GOP took control of the House in the Nov. 2 elections......not really much to say, is there?


(CNN) – The Republican Party won decisive control of the House in this year's midterm elections, but it appears less than half the country is aware of it.
According to a new Pew poll, only 46 percent of those surveyed correctly identified that the Republican Party won the House as a result of the November 2 elections. But it's not all bad – 75 percent did know the Republicans performed better than the Democrats, it's just that many aren't aware exactly what the party won.















5/  "Human" from the Killers - excellent video shot in beautiful desert [Utah?] with mountain lions, eagles. This song has one of the best chorus lines ever - "are we human, or are we dancers"...not sure what it means but they sure sing it nicely......4 minutes.....















6/  A DDD favourite.....
Fascinating, absolutely hypnotic overhead pictures of developments and sub-divisions in Southwest Florida......who lives in these places? Who could possibly want to?
It's almost surreal how crowded some of these developments are....but there are also pictures of failed communities, 200 empty lots with one house.....
Excellent visual presentation of why Florida's housing market collapsed.....














7/  Some of you are runners....
Some of you are British.....
Some of you are in your 30's.....
Some of you like an interesting story........so this is a link to my son John's blog, which chronicles his efforts to get ready for the New York Marathon, which he ran in and finished in a quite respectable time. The blog starts in early September till race day on November 7th. I'm of course not biased or anything but he has a wonderfully descriptive style of writing, like a documentary in words....
John lives in London, is a professional musician and is studying to become a lawyer in the UK.....

Start the blog at the bottom....Sept. 5th is the first entry......

http://fortytwok.wordpress.com/













8/  A Palin Re-Education camp for liberals.....coming in 2012......












9/  A farmer, an actual farmer in the Midwest describes how he has been coping with extreme weather events over the last few years....you know we can go on and on about climate change, but a story like this, real events that happened to a real person puts it in human terms. 
An excellent story...... 


THE news from this Midwestern farm is not good. The past four years of heavy rains and flash flooding here in southern Minnesota have left me worried about the future of agriculture in America’s grain belt. For some time computer models of climate change have been predicting just these kinds of weather patterns, but seeing them unfold on our farm has been harrowing nonetheless.
My family and I produce vegetables, hay and grain on 250 acres in one of the richest agricultural areas in the world. While our farm is not large by modern standards, its roots are deep in this region; my great-grandfather homesteaded about 80 miles from here in the late 1800s


There were a couple of additional articles in the Times today - one was detailing how we need to act to clean up the air, and reduce emissions of ozone, methane and HFC's. The other was how we can build on some of the the states efforts to get cleaner energy.....but I'm not going to put them in because nothing is going to get done with a Republican House that doesn't believe in climate change......












10/  I know a lot of people try to be green....not using plastic bags in the supermarket is one prime example. But the reusable bags [green, black] you get at Publix may be contaminated with lead....they are, of course, made in China.
Ironic isn't it - you try to do the right thing for the environment and otherwise responsible corporations give you bags bad enough to be considered hazardous waste....


TAMPA, Fla. — The Publix supermaket chain is asking suppliers to find ways to make reusable grocery bags with less lead after a newspaper investigation found elevated levels in some Florida bags.
The Tampa Tribune tested more than a dozen bags from major grocers and found certain bags sold in Winn-Dixie and Publix stores had lead levels that concerned health officials. In a preview of a Sunday article, the newspaper's website reported that some bags had enough lead they could be considered hazardous waste if residents disposed of them in household trash













11/ "36 hours in Ft. Lauderdale", from the Travel section of the Times. 
It's really interesting to read these snapshots of a city you know about.....a lot of places we know quite well, and more than a few we have missed!!....Fun.....














12/  Oh boy - just what the Florida Keys need - an invasive species of fish. The lionfish is driving out native snapper and grouper, so it's now open season on these predators. The good news - they're good eatin'........the bad news - they lay millions of eggs every four days......


If the lionfish’s impact on other parts of the Caribbean is any guide, Mr. Walton and others in the region are right to be concerned. It is a formidable predator that can devastate fish populations wherever it feeds. Researchers here examined more than 1,000 lionfish stomachs and found more than 50 species of prey fish inside, including juveniles of commercially important grouper and snapper. The fish also eat juvenile parrotfish, which graze on algae and keep it from overgrowing and killing corals.
“What we do know is what we can see in areas like the Bahamas where you go to a particular reef and all you can see is lionfish,” says Sean Morton, 











Todays video - a DDD favourite....I love this one.....The best seatbelt commercial ever made....British.....












Todays joke of the month



Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an
Aussie are all walking together one day..
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',  
says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm.  I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '
POOF!  With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.'
POOF!  Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Aussie says, 'I am very curious.
Please tell me more about this wall.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the countries.  Nothing can get in or out;
 it's virtually impenetrable.'
The Aussie sits down , cracks a beer, lights a cigarette,
smiles and says,
 'Fill the  bloody thing  with water.'


I pretty much vote this my favourite joke of the year....  










Todays oldies jokes



  GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER

 1.. Sag, you're It.
 2. Hide and go pee.
 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
 4. Kick the bucket
 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
 6. Musical recliners.
 7. Simon says - something incoherent.
 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy 

  SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE : 
 1.. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. 

  OLD IS WHEN: 
 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go a long.
 3. Getting a little action means you don't need fiber today
 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! 

  Thoughts for the weekend:
 Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr- Alt- Delete' and start all over?
 If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called 'labor!'
 Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. 

  Ponderisms 
 I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
 Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it was a valuable plant.
 The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.  Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
 How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
 Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?'
 Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there?  I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt.'
 Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if he's going to look up there anyway?

   But Most Of All, Remember! 
 A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra: Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart!

  Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address? 










Subject: What a birthday!!!

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.. 
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. 

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, 
let alone ' Happy Birthday.' 

I thought.... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... 
They will remember. 

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, 
I felt pretty low  and somewhat despondent. 

As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, 
'Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! ' 

It felt a little better 
that at least someone had remembered. 

I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door 
and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, 
and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, 
just you and me..'   

I said, 'Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go !' 

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. 
We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. 

On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know, 
It's such a beautiful day... 
We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?' 

I responded,  'I guess not. What do you have in mind ?' 
She said, 'Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner..' 

After arriving at her apartment, 
Jane turned to me and said, ' Boss, if you don't mind, 
I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. 
I'll be right back.'  

'Ok.' I nervously replied. 

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, 
she came out carrying a huge birthday cake .. 
Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends 
and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'. 


And I just sat there.... 

On the couch.... 

Naked.





Saturday, November 27, 2010

Davids Daily Dose - Special - Airport Security 11/27


Did you fly this Thanksgiving? Now trying to get home? 

Some stories for you to read in the airport or in the endless line at the security checkpoint......before you board your full flight and sit next to the sweaty fat guy.....





1/  The title of this story says it all...."Aggrieved Flyers Ask - What Now?"
How airlines are now profitable by adding on fees and limiting flights to drive up fares....making it even more miserable to fly.....

The airlines have already taken away the free meals and the pillows. They have been charging for checked bags and extra legroom and raising fares whenever they can get away with it. They have been packing more people onto planes as they slashed the number of flights scheduled each day. And passengers now have fewer options if bad weather cancels or delays their flights.
Now, just in time for the Thanksgiving holiday — traditionally the busiest time of the year — the Transportation Security Administration has imposed tough new security measures.
And that may have been the last straw for many travelers.













2/  Which leads into this story, how for many people the TSA controversy about the scanners and the invasive pat downs fuels their distrust of Government....

In this way, the “Don’t touch my junk” fiasco raises, yet again, what has become the central theme of Mr. Obama’s presidency: America’s faltering confidence in the ability of government to make things work. From stimulus spending and the health care law to the federal response to oil in the Gulf of Mexico, Mr. Obama has continually stumbled — blindly, it seems — into some version of the same debate, which is about whether we can trust federal bureaucracies to expand their reach without harming citizens or industry.













3/  And this time they are right to distrust the government. 
Remember Michael Chertoff the head of Homeland Security [2005 - 2009] in the Bush Administration? Well he turned lobbyist and one of his clients is the company that makes the body scanners......so the reason we have these damn things is he used his juice to "persuade" the DHS to order these machines.....when you hear this stuff it just confirms how corrupt the system is, how lobbyists and corporations are making billions of taxpayer dollars through the back door.... 

It's also clear what they are doing to the travelling public flying economy. They are using phony terror alerts to justify the use of enhanced screening, which isn't needed, to ........

A/ make you afraid so you will agree to anything.....

"They're trying to scare the pants off the American people that we need these things," Hanni told The Huffington Post. "When Chertoff goes on TV, he is basically promoting his clients and exploiting that fear to make money. Fear is a commodity and they're selling it. The more they can sell it, the more we buy into it. When American people are afraid, they will accept anything."


B/ make you submissive. Now it's full body scans and patting down your "junk", and if you don't comply and submit to this BS it could be an $11,000 fine...... 

Chertoff's clients have prospered in the last two years, largely through lucrative government contracts, and The Chertoff Group's assistance in navigating the complex federal procurement bureaucracy is in high demand. One example involves the company at the heart of the recent uproar over intrusive airport security procedures -- Rapiscan, which makes the so-called body scanners. Back in 2005, Chertoff was promoting the technology and Homeland Security placed the government's first order, buying five Rapiscan scanners.
After the arrest of the underwear bomber last Christmas, Chertoff hit the airwaves and wrote an op-ed in The Washington Post advocating the full-body scanning systems without disclosing that Rapiscan Systems was a client of his firm. The aborted terror plot prompted the Transportation Security Agency to order 300 machines from Rapiscan. Yet last spring, the Government Accountability Office reported that, "It remains unclear whether [the scanners] would have been able to detect the weapon" used in the aborted bombing attempt. And according to a recent report by DHS's Inspector General, the training of airport screeners is rushed and poorly supervised.













4/  So it's a revolving door - get appointed to a Government post, could be defence, agriculture, security, anything.....do a few years and get some friends embedded in the department, leave and set up as a lobbyist promising access to the department you just left and your friends there buy your clients goodies. Everyone gets rich. We get hosed. 

You really have to admire the brilliance of these bastards - they announce a major change to Airport Security days before the busiest time for flights of the year, and follow up on TV with "please don't disrupt families travelling".....never mind these scanners shouldn't be used for pregnant women because of the radiation, or that the patdowns are invasive and humiliating if you refuse the scanner. 

The Web-driven protest campaign encouraging holiday fliers to opt out of the body scanners and choose the more time-consuming and physical pat-downs passed largely unobserved in key airports around the country.
Lines moved fairly quickly at security checkpoints, passengers generally refrained from complaint, and the chaos and congestion anticipated by many in the news media and feared by many travelers did not materialize. As for the new security measures, travelers for the most part accepted them with resignation or indifference.

Just a note - there is a special security line at most airports for First Class passengers and Business Class for International, and the really rich of course have their private jets, so making air travel miserable doesn't really affect the elites.....









So - to summarise......It's all getting a little clearer - the more the oligarchy can control us the more they can exploit us. It's all about money. This saga with the airport scanners is one of many stories of how we are becoming more and more helpless, and the system more corrupt.

In Tuesday's DDD I wrote this......

But I have difficulty understanding why they would take the risk of destroying the middle class and taking away even the meagre safety net for the poor we have now....the risk is riots, civil unrest and hungry rednecks with lots of guns. Unless the plan is to recreate the Russia of 100 years ago, with a fabulously wealthy elite, an upper middle professional class and peasants and serfs at the bottom.....

I gave this some thought, and I think it's because the oligarchy is global that they are indifferent to whether America's middle class survives or not. Almost all major American corporations pay very little tax, either because they have carved our tax exemptions from our politicians or they have factories and subsidiaries in China etc. that they transfer profits to.
They stay in the US because they now control it totally.....all three branches of Government with a populace that is economically frightened, or stupid because of the hopeless school system and the dumbing down of America, with a corporate media that has been gutted so the vast majority of voters never hear anything even close to the truth. 

If anything, an informed, aware and politically active middle class is a danger to this corruption, so the quicker they can get rid of it the better....



Also in Tuesday's DDD was this link, and it's one of the best summaries of the deep hole you and I are in I have ever seen.....in fact of the hundreds of items I have sent out over the years this is one of the most informative and lays it right out there......so here it is again.

I urge you to take 3 minutes, open it, read it [and maybe buy the book].....and then think about what you can do to protect yourself and your family financially.....good luck.














And of course we finish with a joke....or sort of a joke anyway......

 Here's the solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the Airports:

Have a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on your body. It would be a
win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial
profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.

Justice would be quick and swift.

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now. You're in the
airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight number 4665 ....

Paging maintenance. Shop vac needed in booth number 4."

Friday, November 26, 2010

Davids Daily Dose - Friday November 26th

1/  Ireland is in the news this week because the EU is trying to bail out the Irish government. Here are two stories that get this in perspective....

Paul Krugman points out the cause of the Irish problem was their banks fueled a huge property bubble, worse than ours, and when it all went bust instead of letting the banks go under the Irish Government took on the debt as part of the government's responsibility and is now imposing major financial pain on the Irish people to pay back this debt. Sound familiar? Of course it does......
.
But remember Iceland? The same story? The government there let the banks go bust and all of the greedy hedge funds and international speculators including many banks had to eat the debt. Now Iceland is recovering.....

So here's the real story - the oligarchs in Europe pressured the Irish government to bail out the greedy banks, and in Iceland they were going to do the same but the people revolted and tossed out the politicians who proposed it......so now Iceland is slowly getting back on it's feet, but in Ireland anyone who can legally do so is emigrating to other countries leaving wreckage across all parts of society.... 

The Irish story began with a genuine economic miracle. But eventually this gave way to a speculative frenzy driven by runaway banks and real estate developers, all in a cozy relationship with leading politicians. The frenzy was financed with huge borrowing on the part of Irish banks, largely from banks in other European nations.
Then the bubble burst, and those banks faced huge losses. You might have expected those who lent money to the banks to share in the losses. After all, they were consenting adults, and if they failed to understand the risks they were taking that was nobody’s fault but their own. But, no, the Irish government stepped in to guarantee the banks’ debt, turning private losses into public obligations.
Before the bank bust, Ireland had little public debt. But with taxpayers suddenly on the hook for gigantic bank losses, even as revenues plunged, the nation’s creditworthiness was put in doubt. So Ireland tried to reassure the markets with a harsh program of spending cuts.
Step back for a minute and think about that. These debts were incurred, not to pay for public programs, but by private wheeler-dealers seeking nothing but their own profit. Yet ordinary Irish citizens are now bearing the burden of those debts.




The second story is a little more technical, explaining in some detail who owns Irelands debt in the EU and how this is a whole political mess in Europe....if Ireland goes bust a lot of German and Belgian banks would be in big trouble.....
In addition Ireland has the lowest corporate tax rate in Europe, but the large corporations headquartered there have told the Irish government "if you raise corporate taxes, we will relocate"......so to avoid losing jobs corporate taxation is the same, just the Irish workers and middle class are being nailed.....

Still have a naive view that things are fair? Not rigged in the favour of the wealthy? Dream on.....

At least 20 percent of Ireland’s G.D.P. is from “ghost corporations” that have little or no real activity in Ireland. Corporate taxes are set at 12.5 percent, but leading global corporations are able to construct complicated schemes involving other offshore tax havens that reduce their effective tax rates to the low single digits.
The Irish insist that raising the corporate tax rate would not generate additional revenue – effectively acknowledging the point that this part of the economy cannot be taxed as part of the anti-crisis policy mix.









2/  Norfolk, Virginia. I remember this city as some of the Royal Caribbean ships went to drydock there in the old days, you know, the 90's.....big Navy town.
Anyway, it's flooding, and despite a red State government that doesn't believe in climate change the city is raising road beds and building defenses against the rising seas....



On the face of it a straightforward story, but it leads into other, more sobering thoughts. Every time we have a climate change event, like Katrina, huge unseasonal storms and freezing in the Northeast US last year, tornadoes, flooding, drought -  it costs money. Huge money. Just to rebuild what we lose to weather and rising seas. Where does this money come from? 
Again, you guessed it - our debt, and our childrens debt to the Chinese and the Arabs. The future cost of doing nothing about global warming is going to be huge, and will get worse.....
The next time a gigantic storm hits southern Louisiana we should say too bad.....we're not going to rebuild New Orleans a second time.....but we won't because of all of the oil platforms and refineries in the area....the oil oligarchs will make sure we keep piling money into Louisiana over and over again.....
Remember this the next time you see or hear of a weather disaster and the Governor of the State, or the President declaring a state of emergency and then announcing aid to the area to rebuild the damage....it's your money.....and your kid's.....because we are a nation are too stupid and corrupt to try to mitigate climate change.....

As sea levels rise, tidal flooding is increasingly disrupting life here and all along the East Coast, a development many climate scientists link to global warming.
But Norfolk is worse off. Situated just west of the mouth of Chesapeake Bay, it is bordered on three sides by water, including several rivers, like the Lafayette, that are actually long tidal streams that feed into the bay and eventually the ocean.
Like many other cities, Norfolk was built on filled-in marsh. Now that fill is settling and compacting.















3/  Food and Class in America
Long but really interesting article that says the food you eat is directly related to your class and/or income level. 
If you think about it it's pretty obvious.....we look at and laugh at the "People of Wal-Mart" pictures, but these are all people who eat cheap processed junk food so they get fat. If you are educated about food, you eat less and eat healthier.

According to data released last week by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, 17 percent of Americans—more than 50 million people—live in households that are “food insecure,” a term that means a family sometimes runs out of money to buy food, or it sometimes runs out of food before it can get more money. Food insecurity is especially high in households headed by a single mother. It is most severe in the South, and in big cities. In New York City, 1.4 million people are food insecure, and 257,000 of them live near me, in Brooklyn. Food insecurity is linked, of course, to other economic measures like housing and employment, so it surprised no one that the biggest surge in food insecurity since the agency established the measure in 1995 occurred between 2007 and 2008, at the start of the economic downturn. 














4/  Story about charities, and how some are cons....mostly those who use telemarketers and/or send expensive brochures through the mail. Prime example - some of the calls you got for Haitian Relief........
Suggestion - if you get solicited ask for written confirmation of how much, per $100, goes to the people the charity supports. Don't give till you see this verified......

Researchers find that religious people on average donate more of their incomes than the nonreligious, and Christians, Jews and Muslims alike write checks to charities that they assume share their values. Dangerous assumption.
Some well-meaning Christians will support Feed the Children, a major Oklahoma-based Christian charity that describes its mission as providing food and medicine to needy children at home and abroad. By some accounts it is the seventh-largest charity in America.
But the American Institute of Philanthropy, a watchdog group that also runs Charitywatch.org, lists Feed the Children as “the most outrageous charity in America.” The institute says that Feed the Children spends just 21 percent of its cash budget on programs for the needy — but spends about $55 to raise each $100 in cash contributions.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/21/opinion/21kristof.html?emc=eta1



Leading on to.....
Mount Dorans -  a real Charity, Lake Cares, needs your support...

Lake Cares is a food bank for families in Lake County, and I talked to the director this Thanksgiving week about their work. She said their all-volunteer staff are supporting almost 3000 families in our tri-city area [Mount Dora, Eustis, Tavares], they are getting more and more cases, and the most heart-breaking are families where the male head of household is over 50 and has been out of work for many months. There are hardly any open jobs in Lake County, and if you are older you are out of luck. 

Lake Cares needs food supplies, household items, and financial support.
 
For regular readers of DDD this is where the rubber meets the road - if you are working, or otherwise comfortable, you know there are many families, some with kids, that are in serious financial trouble. You also know we have a State and a Federal government who don't care about the poor or unemployed. Really....They. Don't. Care. 

So it's up to us to help our neighbors. The next time you go to Costco [or your big box store] do two transactions - one for you, and one for Lake Cares with supplies that are easy to divide. An example is the multi-pack cans of tuna they have at Costco......Lake Cares will stamp your receipt for your tax deduction.....

Or better still send them a check....they use the money at one of our local businesses to buy food and other items, and are getting good discounts from them.....

Lake Cares
2001 Old #441, Room #1
Mount Dora  32757

Either way, supplies or a check - if you are reading this on your computer, in your air-conditioned home, having had an excellent Thanksgiving dinner, you are lucky.

The people Lake Cares helps are not. Share some of your good fortune with a real charity that helps locals out over this holiday season......yes there are many worthy charities that do good work in Africa and around the world, but there are deserving families in our area of Florida who have been abandoned by their government who need your help first....














5/  Here's a cartoon about the recent election results you might relate to......















6/  The tech columnist from the Times has been following all things techie for 10 years, and he looks back on the last decade with some interesting observations.....

With the turkey cooking, this seems like a good moment to review, to reminisce — and to distill some insight from the first decade in the new tech millennium.
Things don’t replace things; they just splinter. I can’t tell you how exhausting it is to keep hearing pundits say that some product is the “iPhone killer” or the “Kindle killer.” Listen, dudes: the history of consumer tech is branching, not replacing.
TV was supposed to kill radio. The DVD was supposed to kill the Cineplex. Instant coffee was supposed to replace fresh-brewed.
But here’s the thing: it never happens. You want to know what the future holds? O.K., here you go: there will be both iPhones and Android phones. There will be both satellite radio and AM/FM. There will be both printed books and e-books. Things don’t replace things; they just add on.



Got an I-Phone or an Android smartphone? Here are some shopping apps that can save you money.......free too! Go on, download one.....

You might as well start Friday as the post-Thanksgiving shopping season kicks off — if you can overcome a little self-consciousness. Apps like RedLaser (on iPhone), TheFind (on iPhone and Android) and Google (on iPhone) and Google Shopper (on Android), will be indispensable. On the iPhone, TheFind, which is new, was slightly better than its competitors, while on Android, Google Shopper was best.
They’re all worth downloading, and since they’re all free, it makes sense to have two on your phone in case one doesn’t scan an item perfectly.











7/  I was prepared to hate this little video from Onion News as nasty and hopelessly politically incorrect, but it's actually really really funny......bad David, bad.....














8/  Sleeper Movie you may have missed......
"Winters Bone" is a story about a a young girl in the Ozarks trying to find her father who is on the run.....she tries to find him so she can save their family home.....
This is a sleeper, and Jennifer Lawrence who plays the girl may be up for an Oscar.....
Here's the 2 minute trailer, and the review from the Times....


What distinguishes Ms. Granik’s film from, say, Courtney Hunt’s “Frozen River” — to cite another recent Sundance favorite with cold weather in its title and grim Americana on its mind — is that this harshness is not there to illuminate a sociological condition. Something more primal, almost Greek in its archaic power, is at stake in “Winter’s Bone,” and its visual and emotional starkness do no not feel like simple badges of authenticity.
This is not a story about drugs and family life in a particular region of the United States, even though it displays some impressive local knowledge (much of it derived from Mr. Woodrell’s book). It is more deeply about tribal ties and individual choices, about a stubborn girl’s sense of justice coming into sharp and dangerous conflict with deep and intractable customs.













9/  Zombies!!! Yeay, zombies....chompchompchompaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh.....

interesting that "The Walking Dead" on AMC is being hailed as the best new show on TV......here's a British series about zombies that also has good reviews.....Netflix time!!!












Todays video - the Fruitcake Lady









Todays courtroom jokes
Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident.
A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.

Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.

Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
A: I went to Europe, Sir.
Q: And you took your new wife?

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision

Q: Did he kill you?

Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?

Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?

 








Todays talking parrot joke

Recently I received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude,  obnoxious and laced with profanity. I tried and tried to change the bird's  attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and  anything else I could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled  back. I shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. So, in desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.
 
 For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot, I quickly opened the door to the freezer.


 The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched arm and said, "I
 believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."


 I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As I was about to
 ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"









Todays teenager joke


A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a date at her parents’ home.

I’d scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.

She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail. Lobster. Champagne .

I asked her, “Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?”

“No,” she replied. “but my mother’s not expecting a blow job tonight.”

I said "enjoy".....