Monday, November 8, 2010

Davids Daily Dose - Monday November 8th

A change in the Dose today - for a few months now I've been putting out DDD with an average of 12 items, 8-9 of which are links to print stories. According to feedback I have received [and intuitively] this is too many and very time consuming to read, so starting today I am going to do no more than four print stories, a mixture of politics, the economy and useful or fun information. We will also have 3-4 non-print items like videos, music videos, movie links and humour. And of course the jokes.....
Continue to enjoy DDD.....and any comments are much appreciated.













1/  An intelligent discussion of President Obama's options, and how we got to the present state of disarray in the White House by Frank Rich. I know right after the election there were wall to wall stories of what happened, how it happened etc etc....instant analysis. I prefer to wait a few days for the facts and feelings to percolate a bit, and then you get articles like this one.....gloomy reading to be sure for Democrats, but if Obama gets a spine he can salvage something from the wreckage of these elections. When you read this article, and digest it, you will definitely appreciate the last paragraph.......

Blame Bush was also a part of the G.O.P. message this year. When Republican candidates weren’t trashing Obama, they routinely deplored the spending excesses of their own Bush-era Congress and ripped into the villainous Bush- Paulson TARP as if their leaders hadn’t all signed on to it. The rest of the G.O.P. message — typified by the “Pledge to America” peddled by John Boehner — was as incoherent as the Democrats’. Traditional Republican boilerplate — lower taxes, less spending, smaller government — was chanted louder and louder, to pander to the Tea Party rebels, but with zero specifics of how it might be carried out. The midterm strategy was appropriately labeled “80-20” by the House majority leader in-waiting Eric Cantor — 80 percent attacks on Democrats, 20 percent proposing a G.O.P. plan.
But there was no plan. Even in victory, most Republicans can’t explain exactly what they want to do besides cut taxes and repeal health care (a quixotic goal, given the president’s veto pen and the law’s more popular provisions). A riotous dissection of this empty agenda could be found on election night on MSNBC, where a Republican stalwart, Representative Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee,called for “across the board” spending cuts. Under relentless questioning from Chris Matthews, she exempted defense and entitlements from the ax, therebyeliminating some 85 percent of the federal budget from her fiscal diligence.














2/  Welcome to the world of Republican control of state budgets - Texas is seriously looking of opting out of Medicaid, which is a program that helps the poor and disabled get medical coverage. By accepting federal guidelines for who gets Medicaid, states get matching federal funds to pay for the program. 
Texas is facing a budget shortfall, so the extreme right wingnuts want to get rid of Medicaid which will save the state billions.....and cut loose hundreds of thousands of needy people from the medical system. 
When Alan Grayson described the Republicans health care plan as "Die Quickly" he was exoricated for it.....but boy does the wheel turn.....those ole boys in stetsons are ready to implement it, a Texas "die quickly" program.....
Some Republican lawmakers — still reveling in Tuesday’s statewide election sweep — are proposing an unprecedented solution to the state’s estimated $25 billion budget shortfall: dropping out of the federal Medicaid program.
Far-right conservatives are offering that possibility in impassioned news conferences. Moderate Republicans are studying it behind closed doors. And the party’s advisers on health care policy say it is being discussed more seriously than ever, though they admit it may be as much a huge in-your-face to Washington as anything else.














3/  The always excellent Carl Hiaasen and his take on our new Governor of Florida - Rick Scott. Our Rick made a lot of promises, but as the article says it will be business as usual very soon once the boys in the Legislature chew him up a bit.... insightful article and it gives you a glimpse of how our state is really run......
Great story, and a "must read" if you are a Floridian.......

``Today is the end of politics as usual in Tallahassee.''
So said Gov.-elect Rick Scott in his victory speech, confirming a severe disconnection from reality.
He won't change Tallahassee, but Tallahassee will change him.
Nobody who knows Florida believes that last Tuesday's vote marks the end of politics as usual. It's just another chapter of politics as always.
The Republicans have controlled the state Senate for 18 years, the state House for 14 years and the governor's mansion for over a decade. The election changes absolutely nothing.
After his hairbreadth victory, Scott sunnily declared: ``Florida is open for business.''
Is he kidding? Florida has always been open for business. Ask any lobbyist.
Developers, insurance companies, utilities, Big Sugar - for special interests with gobs of money to spread around, we're the most accommodating state in the union.














4/  Occasionally, just occasionally the scumbags that prey on the middle class of this country like leeches get their just deserts.....like David Stern, the foreclosure king of South Florida whose sleazy business practices were exposed by Mother Jones a couple of months ago. Nice to see an evil bastard like this pay the ultimate penalty.....he might have to give some of his toys back......
As stated this kind of justice is rare in Florida....sometimes the most unscrupulous crooks get elected Governor......

After years of high-flying success and millions of dollars in profits, the future suddenly looks grim for the Law Offices of David J. Stern. The firm, which was the subject of a long MoJo investigation published in August, used to be one of the nation's most powerful "foreclosure mills," those assembly line-like operations that handle hundreds of thousands of foreclosure cases for the nation's largest mortgage companies. 



This is the article from Mother Jones.....Stern was a real scumbag.......













5/  This video is like a kick in the stomach. It's a video made by the Australian Government of Victoria that was shown on Aussie TV to try to educate people about the carnage caused by drunk driving. It's powerful, real, shockingly violent but also incredibly moving.....should be mandatory for every teenage driver before they get their license.....

Highly, highly recommended.....5 minutes......













6/  Wow - Jennifer Aniston has adopted a 33 year old African man.....news to me, but hope it works out. From Onion News Morning Show.....2 minutes.....













7/  Rachael Maddow defending Keith Olbermann and contrasting MSNBC with Fox News......as you may know Keith was suspended for contributing to Democratic candidates, but as he will be back Tuesday night it will be a very short suspension. But as Rachael points out Fox hosts actually fundraise on the air and Fox News Corporation made million dollar donations to the Republican party.....so who are we trying to kid here....
Love her logic and clarity......7 minutes......













8/  Music Video - Beyonce and "Why Don't You Love Me".....made in the style of the 40's.....the theme lets Beyonce prance around in cool [and revealing!] outfits.....5 minutes.....good song too....












Bud Lite commercial......30 seconds.....












Todays amazing facts

REALLY ? ? ? ? ? - Strange but True Facts . . . . . 
1
Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer. 
 
2
40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals. 
 
3
315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled. 
 
4
On the average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. 
 
5
Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog. 
 
6
Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine. 
 
7
Leonardo Da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time. 
 
8
Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood. 
 
9
There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos. 
 
10
Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips. 
 
11
Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm. 
 
12
The original name for the butterfly was "flutterby"! 
 
13
By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand. 
 
14
Mosquito repellents don't repel... They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there. 
 
15
Dentists recommend that a toothbrush be kept at least six feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. 
 
16
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum. 
 
17
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than the entire Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined. 
 
18
Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot. 
 
19
Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor. 
 
20
The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order. 
 
21
To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, prick your fingers into its eyeballs. It will let you go instantly. 
 
22
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes. 
 
23
The "pound" (#) key on your keyboard is called an octothorp. 
 
24
The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat. 
 
25
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. 
 
26
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. 
 
27
"Dreamt" is the only word in the English language that ends in "MT". 
 
28
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. 
 
29
In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your fingers off". 
 
30
A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head.. 
 
31
We shed 40 pounds of skin a lifetime. 
 
32
Yo-Yos were once used as weapons in the Philippines 
 
33
Mexico City sinks about 10 inches a year. 
 
34
Brains are more active sleeping than watching TV. 
 
35
Blue is the favorite color of 80 percent of Americans. 
 
36
When a person shakes their head from side to side, he is saying "yes" in Sri Lanka 
 
37
There are more chickens than people in the world. 
 
38
The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows the fastest. 
 
39
There are more telephones than people in Washington , D.C. . 
 
40
The average four year-old child asks over four hundred questions a day. 
 
41
The average person presses the snooze button on their alarm clock three Times each morning. 
 
42
The three wealthiest families in the world have more assets than the combined wealth of the forty-eight poorest nations. 
 
43
The first owner of the Marlboro cigarette Company died of lung cancer. 
 
44
Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. 
 
45
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. 
 
46
Our eyes remain the same size from birth onward, but our noses and ears never stop growing. 
 
47
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV. 
 
48
A person will die from total lack of sleep sooner than from starvation. Death will occur about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a few weeks. 
 
49
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. 
 
50
The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. 
 
51
When the moon is directly overhead, you weigh slightly less. 
 
52
Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, never telephoned his wife or mother because they were both deaf. 
 
53
A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly with an axe leaving her mentally retarded 
 
54
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language 
 
55
Colgate faced a big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries because Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself." 
 
56
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. 
 
57
"Bookkeeper" is the only word in English language with three consecutive double letters. 
 
58
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do. 
 
59
The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language. 
 
60
If the population of China walked past you in single line, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction 
 
61
China has more English speakers than the United States 
 
62
Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell. 
 
63
Each square inch of human skin consists of twenty feet of blood vessels. 
 
64
An average person uses the bathroom 6 times per day. 
 
65
Babies are born with 300 bones, but by adulthood we have only 206 in our bodies. 
 
66
Beards are the fastest growing hairs on the human body. If the average man never trimmed his beard, it would grow to nearly 30 feet long in his lifetime. 
 
67
According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg. 
 
68
The longest place name still in use is: Taumatawhakatangihangaoauauotameteaturi- Pukakpikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu - a New Zealand hill. 
 
69
If you leave Tokyo by plane at 7:00am, you will arrive in Honolulu at approximately 4:30pm the previous day. 
 
70
Scientists in Australia 's Parkes Observatory thought they had positive proof of alien life, when they began picking up radio-waves from space. However, after investigation, the radio emissions were traced to a microwave in the building. 
 
71
Wearing headphones for an hour increases the bacteria in your ear 700 times. 
 
72
More than 40,000 parasites and 250 types of bacteria are exchanged during a French kiss. 
 
73
Men can read smaller print than women, but women can hear better. 
 
74
Coca-Cola was originally green. 
 
75
The most common name in the world is Mohammed. 
 
76
The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with. 












Todays Scottish joke


A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas
Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your
mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father
says. "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking
about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her."

Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
" Like hell they're getting divorced!" she shouts, "I'll take
care of this!"

She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father "You
are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get
there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there
tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and
hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Sorted!
They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way."











Todays Australian joke

ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 ---
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.  
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.  
The man seemed more amused.  
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
She complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.


 
The case came up in court..

 
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
What he had to say for himself.

 
The man replied,
'Well your Honor, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus,
I couldn't help but notice her condition.  
She sat down under a sign that said,
'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned. 
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
  But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
And sat under a sign that said,
'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'
... I just lost it.'

 
'CASE DISMISSED!!'



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