Thursday, February 12, 2026

Davids Daily Dose - Thursday February 12


1/. Bill McKibben on the 1984-ish blatant lying of this administration.....
 
The past stretch of days—say, since the murder of Renee Good—has been marked by brutality, but also by a dishonesty so deep and stupid that it’s begun to finally turn on the liars. Following the execution of Alex Pretti, for instance, various White House officials were quick to start just plain lying: he was an “assassin” and a “domestic terrorist” who "wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement."
As many videos emerged in the course of the day, those lies were shown for what they were. Pretti was, at worst, trying to help a woman who was being unnecessarily gassed; for his pains he was executed once he’d been disarmed; the only “weapon” he’d “brandished” was a cellphone. Oh, and instead of being a domestic terrorist he was a VA nurse who treated former soldiers with compassion and dignity.


2/. President Miller 2028...



3/. Andrew Sullivan on the Epstein files......some insightful observations.....

I’ve been struggling to write about the Epstein case — and the eponymous “files” — because, to be honest, I’ve been struggling to figure out what to think about them. I’m not a big conspiracy buff; my thoughts are far too complicated to say anything simple; and, well, sometimes life is too short to comb through acres of skeevy emails by many of the rich and powerful people I’ve spent the last 30 years desperately trying to avoid. 

But here goes! 

The following, it seems to me, is what really matters: an email from an Epstein friend in 2014 (long, long after Epstein’s conviction for sex with a minor): 

Thank you for a fun night ...

Your littlest girl was a little naughty.

No proof of an actual crime here but, in the broader context of what we know about Epstein, the mind reels at the way so many in our elite were able to ignore the abuse of minors happening in the wings. Money, glamor, and connections easily trumped any moral qualms. I guess if Catholic Cardinals can look the other way, so can Larry Summers and Brad Karp.                                                                                                                                                                                        https://andrewsullivan.substack.com/p/notes-on-epstein?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=61371&post_id=186518186&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=false&r=2cwgv&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email=email




4/. Talk about an accurate portrayal of MAGA!



5/. Jason Garcia's column looks at the Florida Legislature and who is funnelling money to your Republican politicians, but this is a doozy. 
Have a look at the bills that have come out of committee and are going to almost automatic approval.
Wow, this is corruption on steroids.....

Key leaders in the Florida Senate want to crack down on a scheme used by some large developers to lock homebuyers into legally murky “forever fees.”

The ploy involves master-planned communities built with recreational facilities such as golf courses, fitness centers and tennis courts, and managed by homeowners’ associations that collect monthly assessments from residents for operations and maintenance.

In some communities built around Florida in recent years, the developers have decided to retain ownership of the recreational facilities for themselves rather than turn them over to the resident-controlled HOA. But they have still bound homebuyers to covenants that compel them to pay monthly “club fees” or “amenity fees” — fees that include an incremental profit margin for the developer and that can continue on in perpetuity.




6/. Did you watch the Super Bowl? Of course you did.
And did you see Bad Bunny's Halftime Show? You betcha.
Are you a right wing male? You hated it.
Everyone else? Loved it......such amazing energy....
This story from the Guardian explains all of the meaning behind the show, 
and when you read this you'll have to watch it again.....

Still, 2025’s Debí Tirar Más Fotos was the monumental latest entry in Bad Bunny’s documentation of Puerto Rican struggle. Its sober caution against the erosion of a Puerto Rico for Puerto Ricans amid foreign tax incentives and mass economic displacement; its honoring of Afro-Puerto Rican modes of musical storytelling and resistance in bomba and plena; its 31-show residency at El Coliseo de Puerto Rico in lieu of an international tour brought millions into the island’s economy. All of it was in solemn devotion to never compromising his land, identity or history.

The Super Bowl half-time show is inherently about compromise. But as he kicked off the Benito Bowl, somehow, Benito’s biggest compromise seemed to be the amount of words bleeped out of his verse.

Here it is - 13 ,minutes of fun and Puerto Rican history.......!



7/. One issue Democrats need to be in front of is how does our society deal with the job disruption 
and concentration of wealth upward that is being, and will be worse, with more and more AI deployed in the workplace.....

Dario Amodei, the chief executive of Anthropic, has predicted that artificial intelligence could displace half of entry-level white-collar jobs within five years. Already, layoffs are on the rise. Recent college grads are struggling to find work. And even for those of us fortunate enough to be employed, our retirement savings are increasingly dependent on the fortunes of a small handful of high-growth tech companies.

The economics of A.I. may not be as politically urgent as President Trump’s latest international entanglements or Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s extrajudicial campaign of terror, but it is steadily if quietly becoming the country’s biggest political issue. It won’t define this year’s midterms, but it will almost certainly define the 2028 elections.



8/. Are you a criminal?




9/. Canadian rage has gone global.....

The defiance against America that has consumed Canadian life for over a year now has finally spread to the rest of the West. The message of Prime Minister Mark Carney’s speech at Davos last month — that of a “rupture in the world order” — was not new for Canadians. Just after his election in April, Mr. Carney declared that “our old relationship with the United States, a relationship based on steadily increasing integration, is over.” At Davos, the moment caught up with him, and with Canada.            https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/06/opinion/canada-america-anger-carney.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share



10/. It's Valentine's Day this week!



11/. Nicolas Kristof with a surprising story - schools in Mississippi have a better academic 
record than most schools in the country.....

A ray of hope is emerging in American education.

Not among Democrats or Republicans, each diverted by culture wars. Not in the education reform movement, largely abandoned by the philanthropists who once propelled it. Not in most schools across the country, still struggling with chronic absenteeism and a decade of faltering test scores.

Rather, hope emerges in the most unlikely of places: three states here in the Deep South that long represented America’s educational basement. These states — Alabama, Louisiana and Mississippi — have histories of child poverty, racism and dismal educational outcomes, and they continue to spend less than most other states on public schools.                                                       https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/opinion/red-states-good-schools.html




12/. Polarization has a few meanings!




13/. Sydney Blumenthal in the Guardian with a summary of the last month's events......he's a really good writer......

NIt was the worst of times and then even worse; it was the age of lies and then more lies; it was an epoch of preening and cowardice. In the winter of despair, it was a day of the vile and a night of the obscene. It was a tale of two films, one featuring the stark killing of a protester on a cold Minneapolis street and the other starring Melania Trump striking poses in a “documentary” shown at a private screening at the White House.

Throughout the day of Saturday 24 January videos of the killing by ICE agents of Alex Pretti, an ICU nurse at the Veterans Administration hospital, on a street in Minneapolis were broadcast endlessly on TV news channels and seen by tens of millions online. The videos clearly showed Pretti with his phone in his hand, holding his hands up as he approached ICE agents who had pepper-sprayed a woman. He was coming to her aid, a Good Samaritan. The ICE agents instantly attacked him. One frame of a video shows one agent with his gun drawn, pointed at Pretti’s back as he fell, hands still in the air. Agents appear to have shot him 10 times in five seconds.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/jan/29/trump-administration-minnesota-alex-pretti-ice-gregory-bovino




14/. Politics Girl Lee evicerates Mike Johnson....2 wonderful minutes....



15/. Were you aware Germany has sent a full brigade of troops and 100 of their Leopard tanks to Lithuania? Thought not.....
This story explains why this is a huge deal!

Germany is about to do something it has spent 80 years trying very hard not to do.

In May of last year, Germany announced that it will permanently station a full combat brigade, roughly 5,000 troops and more than 100 of its most modern main battle tanks, on the eastern edge of NATO.

Now, those troops are finally arriving.

I want to be clear here; this is not rotating forces. Not temporary deployments. Not “exercises.”

Permanently. And not somewhere abstract like a headquarters element or a training detachment, but in Lithuania, less than 30 kilometers from the Belarusian border, with Russia’s Kaliningrad exclave looming to the west.                                                                          https://wesodonnell.medium.com/germany-sends-5-000-troops-and-100-leopards-to-russias-doorstep-3ab220c8fb6c




16/. I put this story in last week, so we started watching  "Steal". 
Wow, WOW. Highly recommend it!

The trick, Zara Dunne tells her new underling as she shows her round the trades processing floor of the pension management company for which they both now work, is not to dwell on the fact that every day that passes is another day wasted. And to know where the nice biscuits are. This is very good advice for any twentysomething starting their first job, but especially one called Myrtle, as this one is, whom I imagine has already had much of the stuffing knocked out of her by her peers’ reactions to this odd parental choice of moniker.

Soon, however, they are all in need of substantially more comfort than even a chocolate Hobnob can provide, as a team of armed villains swarms the floor. From there, the glossy new six-part thriller Steal kicks into high gear and doesn’t let up for a moment.




Today's Flatulence joke...
My sister in law posted this and found it hysterical and thought you might also.
This is definitely one story you must read and pass on. Especially if you need a good laugh:
Like everything in life, farts have a time and place. 
However, I never realized that in the wrong time and place, flatulence had enough power to alter my course in history. 
Well, it can if it’s the third date with the man of your dreams. 
And, if it makes his eyes burn. If God destined us to be together, I was one SBD away from foiling His plans (that’s “Silent But Deadly” for you prudes).
It was about five years ago. I was trying to lose a few pounds so I was staying away from carbs. 
That’s when I met my husband, Rob. On our first date, he booked the next two. He liked me. I liked him. Things were looking real good.
He picked me up in a Mustang and his pathetic attempt to win me over with a car totally worked. 
I’m not shallow, but since I spent most of my twenties picking men up because I didn’t want my hair to frizz in their non-air conditioned jalopies on 3 wheels and a 15 year old spare, I welcomed his fancy sports car with open arms.
We arrived at the restaurant and Rob was ordering food I hadn’t allowed myself to eat in years. 
I didn’t want to be “that girl” so I ate, drank, and oh, was I merry. 
Later we shopped a bit. Rob surprised me by buying an expensive pair of shoes that he caught me eyeing. Was this love?
That’s when it happened. Gas strikes in two different ways – uncontrollable toots or sharp, shooting pains that feel a lot like dying.
I thought I was dying. Not to make a scene, I told Rob I suddenly wasn’t feeling well and probably needed to head home.
On the way home in his Mustang, he tried to hold my hand and ask me lots of questions, but I wasn’t having any of it. 
The pain was so bad it felt like I was being stabbed with a bunch of tiny forks. Then I realized …
My God, help me. I have a horrendous fart on deck. I’m in trouble. Big trouble.
HOW DO YOU TELL A MAN YOU JUST STARTED DATING, THAT THE REASON YOU ARE WRITHING IN PAIN IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO FART.
The more I held it in, the more pain would shoot through my stomach and down my legs. 
I was even having to raise myself off the seat, gripping on to my door and the dashboard.
“Seriously, you need to hurry – I’m in a lot of pain.” I managed to say through gritted teeth.
“Wow, it’s that bad? What’s wrong? Do I need to take you to a hospital?”
How do you tell a man you just started dating that the reason you’re writhing in pain is because you have to fart?
Well, you can either tell him, or like me, let the fart speak for itself.
People, hear me. There was nothing I could do. 
As impressive as I am with sphincter control, this was out of my hands. 
Slowly, it eeked out. The more I tried to stop it, the more it forced its way through the door. 
However, to my pleasant surprise, there was no sound. I sat silently, sweat accumulating above my upper lip. 
Ok, maybe I got away with it. Maybe I’m home free. Then it hit me. Not an idea, a cloud. 
A horrific, fart cloud. Not in a, “am I smelling something?” sort of way. 
More like a “is someone dead and rotting in your trunk and am I in hell?” sort of way.
Suddenly, I panicked. “Roll down the windows!” I screamed (yes, I literally screamed it like I was in a horror movie).
“What? Why?” Rob asked, starting to freak out because I was freaking out.
“I can’t roll down the windows, unlock it! UNLOCK IT!”
“What’s going on?” Rob yells back to me, “Why are you …” then it hit him. 
I could see it in his eyes. Was it surprise? Horror? 
Water started to accumulate at the base of his eyelids, “Oh my God, I CAN TASTE IT!” he screamed.
“Roll down the windows!” As I screamed, the toots started to flood out uncontrollably. 
I scratched and clawed at the window like I was being kidnapped. 
Rob, unable to see either by fart cloud or panic, kept turning on the windshield wipers instead of unlocking the window.
It was chaos. We were acting like we were under siege by gun fire. We were under siege alright, just not by gun fire.
Finally he was able to hit the right control and he rolled down our windows. 
We both gulped in fresh air. I was horrified, yet happy to be alive, then remembered I just farted on the man of dreams, then sorta wished I was dead.
We sat silently for the rest of the way home. 
Although the shooting pains had subsided, I now desperately needed to use the bathroom, in an urgent, explosive kind of way.
He pulled up to my apartment and before he could come to a stop I had already jumped out,
“Ok, thanks for dinner, sorry about the fart, love the shoes!” and ran in to my apartment like I was running from the cops.
I burst through my door and ran straight for the bathroom, where I was finally able to unleash and make noises that no one should ever, EVER, hear coming from another person.
Then I heard it. Rob’s voice. Right. Outside. My. Bathroom. Door.
“Anna? You left your shoes in my car and your front door was open. Where do you want me to put them?”
“Get away from the door!” I scream like Reagan from The Exorcist.
“Ok, I’m sorry. Are you okay?”
*toot* *toot* *splatter* *ungodly noise*
“I’m fine, Rob – just leave the shoes there. I’ll call you later okay?”
“Okay, are you sure you’re …”
“I’m fine! Get away from the door!”
This man! I mean, I love him, but take a freakin’ hint!
Finally, I heard the front door shut, and the Mustang engine zoom away. 
I thought that was the last I’d hear from him. 
I didn’t think it was possible to ever see a man again after he screams he can taste your fart after only knowing you for 48 hours.
But, to my surprise, I did. A couple days later, actually. 
Now we’re married and he’s lying on the couch while I type this … “It was your rack that saved you,” he just lovingly reminded me.



Today's Medical joke....
A young doctor has moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who is retiring.
The older doctor urges the younger doctor to accompany him in his rounds so the people in town can meet the new younger doctor.
At the first house that they visit, the woman complained about her stomach pain.
The older doctor said " because you eat too much fruit. Just 1 or 2 portions is enough for a day.
After they left, the younger doctor said
" you didn't examine the woman. How come you got the diagnosis so quickly?"
" I didn't have to. Haven't you noticed that I dropped my stethoscope over there? 
When I bent to pick it up, I saw a half dozen banana peels in the trash can. That must be the cause of her stomach pain.
"Huh?" The younger doctor said. " pretty clever. I think I will do the same for our next patient."
When they arrived at the next house, they spent several minutes talking to a woman.
She complained that she's always exhausted and feeling down lately. 
" you've probably doing too much work for the church, " the younger doctor told her. " 
maybe you should take it easy and see if that will make you feel better."
As they were leaving, the older doctor said
" I know that woman well. Your diagnosis is almost certainly correct, but how did you arrive with that?
"I did what you did, I dropped my stethoscope and when I bent down to pick it up, I noticed the preacher under the bed.


Today's Car joke
A Honda mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Honda when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. 
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this.?"
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the Honda.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new.
So how is it that I make £24,000 a year and you make £1.7M when you and I are doing basically the same work.?"
The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic.... "Try doing it with the engine running!



Today's blonde joke
A young ventriloquist was touring Sweden and, one night, he was doing a show in a small fishing town. 
With his dummy on his knee, he started going through some of his standard dumb blonde jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stood on her chair and started shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. 
What makes you think you can stereotype Swedish blonde women that way? 
What does the colour of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? 
It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people.
It's people like you who make others think that all blondes are dumb! 
You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general; pathetically, all in the name of humour!"
The stunned ventriloquist started to apologize, but the blonde interrupted and screamed: " You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little shit sitting on your lap."



Thursday, January 29, 2026

Davids Daily Dose - Thursday January 29

1/. Thomas Edsall in the Times writes long and detailed columns, and this one about the Democratic party is spot on.
Unfortunately he doesn't give any specific recommendations about how to reform the Party, but the first step is realising we have a problem.
Which our elites refuse to recognise......

The moment is ripe to deal a debilitating blow to Trumpism and the MAGA movement.

Right-wing populism is staggering. Democrats are not only favored to win back control of the House, but they also have a long-shot chance of taking over the Senate.

President Trump’s favorability ratings on both his job performance and the issues that propelled him into the White House have nose-dived. The ICE and Border Patrol killings in Minnesota have focused public attention on the dangers of autocratic rule. His second term has been dominated by a bizarre combination of narcissism, corruption and a lurching foreign policy.

But if Democrats are to succeed in excising the Trump malignancy from the body politic, their party faces a major hurdle: public distrust, if not downright animosity.                         https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/opinion/democrats-trump-midterms-future.html



2/. Yup....



3/. And if you read Edsall's article above, you might agree with this one from Michelle Cottle......

In another sign that American politics is trapped in the Upside Down, last week a rogue band of House Democrats voted to holdBill and Hillary Clinton in contempt of Congress.

It was a bit of a surprise turn in these hyper-polarized times. The charges stem from the Clintons’ refusal to testify behind closed doors before the House Oversight Committee in its investigation of the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.


On Jan. 13, just hours before Mr. Clinton’s deadline to appear before the committee, the Clintons sent letters to its chairman, James Comer, decrying their treatment and defying their subpoenas. The committee voted to recommend contempt charges to the full House the next week. Nine of the panel’s 21 Democrats joined Republicans to pass the measure against Mr. Clinton. Three supported the one against Mrs. Clinton as well.



4/. Andrew Sullivan tells it like it is......we are in a fascist state.....
I really don’t know what to write. 

The first month of 2026 has provided a series of events that have simply broken my heart as well as my brain. Sure, I knew this was possible; I predicted it ten years ago. The word I came up with in the week before the 2016 election to describe a Trump presidency, when I saw it coming, was “abyss.” 

Why that word?

To paraphrase Benjamin Franklin, we live in a republic, if we can keep it. And yet, more than two centuries later, we are openly contemplating throwing it up in the air and seeing where it might land.

An abyss is being in mid-air in this rupture in our civilization. 

It is where lies and truth are entirely interchangeable; where the rule of law has already been replaced by the rule of one man; where the Congress has abdicated its core responsibilities and become a Greek chorus; where national policy is merely the sum of the whims and delusions of one man; and where every constitutional check on arbitrary power, especially the Supreme Court, is AWOL. In that abyss, even an attempt to explain events through the usual rubric of covering a liberal democracy is absurd. Because that rubric is irrelevant.



5/. Right now it appears Trump is on the retreat, but he isn't. 
Two steps forward, one step back is the way dictators consolidate their power.....gradually.
Excellent post from Thom Hartmann.

“CNN BREAKING: Kristin Holmes reports Stephen Miller is saying ‘there may have been a breach of protocol’ and Noem is blabbering about how she was in touch with Trump and Miller for her talking points. Miller is saying that he got his information CBP trying to shove it down to Bovino! This fucking clown show guys. They are all going down.”

Meanwhile, Democrats are celebrating the replacement of Nazi-cosplayer Greg Bovino and eager puppy-killer and adulterer Kristi Noem with Tom Homan, who merely takes $50,000 bribes in burger bags and is therefore presumably more reasonable. Blue collar versus white collar, and all that.


But, wait a minute. Slow down. It’s way too premature to toast the dawn of a new era.

Fascist governments don’t rise in one giant arc, nor do they collapse that way. It’s more of what electrical engineers and ham radio operators would call a “sawtooth pattern.” Climb an inch up toward fascism, get pushback from the public so you back down a half-inch until things quiet down, then move up another inch in another step toward the ultimate goal of total tyranny.


6/. Tom Tomorrow describes our reality.......



7/. "Obey or Die" - than't the real message from Minneapolis...
Thom Hartmann with a chilling article.....
Kristi Noem, Donald Trump, Greg Bovino, and even whiskey Pete Hegseth are all out there trying to tell us that Alex Pretti was a domestic terrorist who came to a protest with the intention to “massacre” ICE agents. 

But that’s not their real message. 

Back in 1980, I went into Uganda during the Civil War against Idi Amin to take over a refugee camp up in the Karamoja region. When I was leaving the country, going through the Entebbe airport (which had only intermittent electricity and considerable damage from the war), I was confronted by three armed men, two of them Tanzanian soldiers (who’d just successfully occupied the country as Amin fled to Saudi Arabia) and one a local Ugandan policeman. 

One of the soldiers had an AK-47 over his shoulder and he grabbed the clip and rotated the gun down so the barrel was pointed right at my nose from a distance of about 6 inches.

“I could kill you right here, right now,” he said with a smile, “and nobody will ever know. Nobody will ever punish me. Now, give us half of your money.”

His message was essentially the same message that the Trump regime is trying to communicate to all of us today:

“We have all the power. You have none. We can get away with murder, repeatedly, and there’s nothing you can do about it. 

In other words: “Obey or die!”



8/. Forget the Oscars, how about the Trumps! 
SNL cold open, 6 minutes, quite good!



9/. The Democratic elites promise the midterms will save us.....they are, as usual, oblivious.
Republicans are feverishly undermining all of the election systems......

Last week, during an Oval Office interview with Reuters, Donald Trump touted his accomplishments and suggested that they were so great that “we shouldn’t even have an election” in November. Not surprisingly, that comment made headlines.

But it is at best a distraction from the real threat: the United States will have elections this year, but they will not be free and fair.

Far more important than his musings about calling off the midterms was what the president told the New York Times in another Oval Office interview. As the Times noted, he said that “he regretted not ordering the National Guard to seize voting machines in swing states after his loss in the 2020 election.”

Talking about the capacity of the national guard to execute that plan, he explained: “I don’t know that they are sophisticated enough … I’m not sure that they’re sophisticated enough in the ways of crooked Democrats, and the way they cheat, to figure that out.”



10/. This is what the Democrats should be saying......but don't have the balls.....3 excellent minutes.....
They'll send Trump a strong letter instead....and cozy up to their buddies in the Senate.....
Really, really good.....



11/. The Guardian says this is one of their best skits for a while.....
But to appreciate it you have to see the movie below...

Here's a [rave] review of One Battle After Another from NPR.



12/. Last week in Collapse......some very interesting stats, but the scary one is about water.....
They use the analogy surface water is the checking account, and groundwater the saving account.
Both are globally under stress....
Civilization has entered an age of “water bankruptcy”, a term which scientists stress is more urgent than the commonly misused term “water crisis.” They write that:
“a crisis is usually understood as a temporary departure from normal conditions, triggered by an acute shock (such as a drought, flood, storm, hurricane, wildfire, or contamination event) and followed by some form of resolution….The system is no longer oscillating around a stable baseline temporarily disrupted by shocks; instead, the baseline itself has shifted because critical natural capital—perennial river flows, groundwater storage, lakes, wetlands, snowpacks, glaciers, forests, and other water sources and water-related ecosystems—has been consumed or degraded. In many basins, even a sequence of many wet years cannot restore the lost functions within any reasonable human time frame….{some scientists have} been using the term water bankruptcy to capture it: a state in which a human-water system has spent beyond its hydrological means for so long that it can no longer satisfy the claims upon it without inflicting unacceptable or irreversible damage to nature


13/. What's your label?



14/. Let's hope this is true.
Sweden has given Ukraine a new weapon that might make a difference......

This is not today; it is a hundred years old. In the first times, Sweden’s steel was known for its accuracy and discipline. The same work that steel once did, today Sweden’s code is doing.

When Sweden joined NATO, many observers focused on geography. No one saw the real thing, and that was history.

Sweden is not a new military country. It just returned to its old state. Today, the Archer artillery is visible on the front of the Kharkiv. This is the result of a hundred years old Habit of Sweden: making things better, faster and accurate.
To understand the Archer, one must understand Bofors.                                                                                                                                                      https://medium.com/@Owenwarner/swedens-archer-is-about-to-break-russian-defences-4831f40091d6



15/. You might have bad habits in the morning that could lead to decreased brain function! 
Just simple stuff, but the #1 bad habit is checking your phone.....

Your mornings offer a unique opportunity to maximize brain function for the rest of the day. What you do (or don’t do) during the first 60–90 minutes after waking will influence your mood and cognitive performance over the following hours.

But the painful truth is: most people unknowingly sabotage their brains before 9 am and wonder why they’re unable to concentrate or feel stressed all the time.

The following five morning habits are common, and I engaged in them myself in the past. Let’s examine them from a neuroscience perspective and explore better alternatives for each.



16/. This sounds really good!

The trick, Zara Dunne tells her new underling as she shows her round the trades processing floor of the pension management company for which they both now work, is not to dwell on the fact that every day that passes is another day wasted. And to know where the nice biscuits are. This is very good advice for any twentysomething starting their first job, but especially one called Myrtle, as this one is, whom I imagine has already had much of the stuffing knocked out of her by her peers’ reactions to this odd parental choice of moniker.

Soon, however, they are all in need of substantially more comfort than even a chocolate Hobnob can provide, as a team of armed villains swarms the floor. From there, the glossy new six-part thriller Steal kicks into high gear and doesn’t let up for a moment.



17/. If you liked Led Zeppelin, you'll love this.....

Bare-chested swagger, out of control hair, thunderous guitar riffs … the heroes of 1970s hard rock are back, and burning up the cinema box office. Becoming Led Zeppelin, a film about the British band that dominated the music industry in the 1970s, was the most successful feature documentary at the US box office in 2025, taking over $10m, with a worldwide gross of over $16m. (Taylor Swift’s The Official Release Party of a Showgirl grossed considerably more, with $34m, but as an album-promoting clipshow it is evidently in a different category.)

Despite breaking up in 1980 after the death of drummer John Bonham, Led Zeppelin remain one of the world’s bestselling music acts, with estimated sales of over 200m records and 14.9bn streams. The band were famously press-shy in their prime, but agreed to take part in Becoming Led Zeppelin, which focuses on their early years up to the release of groundbreaking second album, Led Zeppelin II, in 1969. And contemporary audiences have responded – especially to the film’s presentation on the giant Imax screens, where it recorded Imax’s best ever opening weekend for a music documentary and became the format’s highest-grossing documentary of 2025.



Today's guy's joke
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.
Suzie stood and walked to the podium.
She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. 
The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."
You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Phil must have experienced.
"Phil was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." 
We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Phil's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."
Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Phil.
"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Phil is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."
All the men sighed with unified relief. 
The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.
He said, "I'm Phil." The entire congregation held its breath.
"I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."


Today's religious joke
Shortly before shabbat (Friday night) , two drivers – one a rabbi and the other a priest – are in a horrible collision, and both cars are totaled. By what only can be described as a miracle, the two men are unscathed. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, "So you're a priest. 
I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God."
The priest replies, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God."
The rabbi goes on, "And look at this. Here's another miracle. 
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Manischewitz I just bought for Shabbat didn't break. 
Surely God wants us to drink a toast and celebrate our good fortune." 
Then he hands the bottle to the priest.
The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the rabbi. 
The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back to the priest.
The priest asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The rabbi replies, "No...I think I'll wait for the police."

Today's Irish joke
The rain was pouring down. 
And there standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub,
was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water.
A passer-by stopped and asked,
"What are you doing?"
"Fishing" replied the old man.
Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says,
"Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me."
In the warmth of the pub, as they sip their whiskies,
the gentleman cannot resist asking, "So how many have you caught today?"
"You're the eighth" says the old man.
 

A short Irish joke
Paddy was waiting at the bus stop with his mate when a lorry went by loaded up with rolls of turf. 
Paddy said, 'I'm gonna do dat when I win de lottery'. 
'What's dat ?', says his mate. 
 'Send me lawn away to be cut', says Paddy.




Today's Southern jokes
Florida
“A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership.  Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.  "Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more. 
 
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.  He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.  Suddenly he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this!” and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival.
 
Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette.  He looked at his watch, then said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes.  Today is Friday.  If you can give me a new reason for speeding – a reason I’ve never before heard – I’ll let you go..”
 
The old gentleman paused then said, “Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper.  I thought you were bringing her back.”
 
“Have a good day, Sir,” replied the trooper.
 
Georgia
The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said, “Y’all graduated from the
University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew
$20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?”

The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, “Everthang but my earrings.”
 
Louisiana
A senior citizen in Louisiana was overheard saying, “When the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana.”
When asked why, he replied, “I’d rather be in Louisiana ‘cause everythang happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the world.”
 
Mississippi
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, “Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!”
Bubba replied, “Did y’all see who it was?”
The young man answered, “I couldn’t tell, but I got the license number.”
 
North Carolina
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it.  Then he got back in the car to wait.

A passerby studied the scene as he drove by, and was so curious he turned around and went back.  He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, “I got a flat tahr.”

The passerby asked, “But what’s with the flowers?”

The man responded, “When you break down they tell you to put flares
in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither.”
 
Tennessee
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked, “Got any ID?”
The driver replied, “Bout whut?”
 
Texas
The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his
pick-up into the ditch.  The Sheriff asked, “Why are you dumping
garbage in the ditch?  Don’t you see that sign right over your head.”

“Yep,” he replied. “That’s why I’m dumpin’ it here, ‘cause it says:
‘Fine For Dumping Garbage.’”