Thursday, March 12, 2026

Davids Daily Dose - Thursday March 12

1/. Good post by Andrew Sullivan - "The War He's Always Wanted".....
No, not Trump. Netanyahu!
For me and many others, the Iraq War of 2003 was a life-altering lesson in humility. In the wake of 9/11, with trauma warping my frontal cortex, I backed a pre-meditated, pre-emptive war for regime change in the Middle East — something stupid and immoral I soon realized, however well intentioned. It changed me. But at least in those tense, polarized months of 2002 and 2003, we had hashed out the case for war thoroughly beforehand, as democracies do. A thousand op-eds bloomed; critical votes were taken in the Congress; political careers were weighed in the balance; and Colin Powell went to the UN to present the “evidence.”

Seems like a wholly different world, doesn’t it?                                                                                                                                                                                          https://andrewsullivan.substack.com/p/the-war-hes-always-wanted?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=61371&post_id=189428726&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=false&r=2cwgv&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email



2/. The brilliant [and as this clips shows prescient] George Carlin on War in the Persian gulf - "Rockets and Penises".
It's amazing how spot on he is about our current "war"......7 excellent minutes.


3/. Carlin leads into SNL's Pete Hegseth [brilliantly played by Colin Jost] demented press briefing......



4/. American car manufacturers are in trouble......the world is leaving them behind. 
So what are they doing with their profits? Investing in new technology?
Naaaaa.....Stock buybacks of course......

Perhaps no business needs certainty more than the auto industry. It usually takes at least four years to design a new model and bring it to market, requiring carmakers to divine what buyers will find appealing by the time the vehicles reach showrooms.

Yet industry veterans say they can’t remember a time when the biggest carmakers faced as much uncertainty as they do now. They have been whipsawed by tariffs. Chinese carmakers are breathing down their necks around the world. Self-driving taxi companies like Waymo are changing the very nature of transportation. Software has replaced horsepower as a key selling point. Sales are flat almost everywhere, and profits are declining.

How U.S. carmakers cope with this pivotal moment will determine whether they survive as global players or slide into irrelevance, becoming niche manufacturers of pickups and sport utility vehicles that only Americans buy.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/03/business/ford-gm-ev-self-driving-cars-china.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share



5/. The tech bros are going to own us all........




6/. Bill McKibben on the real horror of this war - the environment and the health of Iranian civilians......

I know that I just sent out an edition of this newsletter over the weekend, but hours after it was published, the U.S./Israeli force mounted another series of strikes, these on oil storage sites across the vast city of Tehran. The effect was astonishing—a cloud of truly toxic smoke—and I think it needs more notice than it’s been getting, even amidst all the other horrors of this war. This was in essence chemical warfare, even if the chemicals were the (easily anticipated) result of “normal” bombs. And it affected an almost entirely civilian population, that will be paying the price for decades to come. If we’re going to do this we should at least have to look at it. So, I’m going to offer a few images, and a few firsthand quotes gathered by reporters on the ground



7/. We normally don't include the SNL celebrity guest's monologue, but this one by Ryan Gosling is pretty good......with Harry Styles.....



8/. Thom Hartmann is right on point - Trump's lies are part of a plan to make us disbelieve everything....

We got more lies this morning from the Pentagon press briefing. They’re now up to 17 different rationalizations for the attack on Iran, none of which makes sense.

To paraphrase Rod Serling, consider what happened in Minab, Iran.

A Tomahawk cruise missile, an American weapon, a weapon that Iran doesn’t own and can’t fire, struck a girls’ elementary school. One hundred and seventy-five people are dead, most of them little girls who showed up that morning to learn to read.

And Donald Trump stood in front of cameras and said Iran did it. He lied. About dead children. Without blinking. And his crew backed him up, even knowing it was a lie.

And now the corporate media will spend two days on this and then move on to whatever shiny object the White House throws next. That isn’t an aberration: it’s the GOP’s entire strategy. This is who they are and have been since Reagan pioneered the scam: a PR machine front for an iron-fisted oligarchy.                                      https://hartmannreport.com/p/the-most-dangerous-weapon-ever-aimed-555?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=302288&post_id=190422925&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=false&r=2cwgv&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email



9/. This is exactly how this happens......


10/. Not quite sure what this means, but it's kind of hypnotic AI......"After The War"......



11/. Really, really good article.....so good I read it out to Mary!
One paragraph struck me - Live in the now: When deciding what to keep and what to discard, be realistic about who you are and how you live right now.

“Every item should support the life you live now, not the life you used to live or you aspire to live in the future,” says Lowenheim.

Overcurated home organization content has flourished on social media for the past decade: well-lit photos of pantries, closets and bathrooms with contents arranged in clear acrylic bins. Usually, everything is color coordinated.

I love a tidy, organized space, but these images stress me out. My mouth gets dry when I imagine the upkeep necessary to keep those spaces looking pristine. How much does it cost to acquire hundreds of identical storage bins? How long did it take to aesthetically arrange Khloé Kardashian’s cookies like that? Is this really what I’m supposed to be doing with my one wild and precious life?                                                                                                                                                                      https://www.theguardian.com/wellness/2026/mar/03/home-organization-tips-cheap-easy?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other



12/. In another universe this is actually happening!



13/ Billionaires are moving to South Florida! Big time! Aren't we lucky!

In and around Miami Beach, a sliver of a barrier island about 1 mile wide, a gold rush is underway. Masters of finance and tech are vying for parcels of land on the gated man-made islands facing Biscayne Bay, with unobstructed views of downtown Miami.

With so few elite properties on the market — in late February, there were just eight single-family homes in Miami listed for more than $50 million — buyers are offering whatever sum it will take to persuade a reluctant homeowner to part with their trophy. The sales often happen off market, negotiated on padel courts, on private yachts and at the La Gorce Country Club, where the golf club initiation fee is $1.2 million. The buyers are among the world’s richest billionaires, including boldfaced names like Mark Zuckerberg, Larry Page and Jeff Bezos and financiers like hedge fund manager Nick Maounis.

“With all these titans of the universe coming, it’s like the stamp of approval,” said Nancy Batchelor, a Miami real estate agent with Compass.



14/. Five star review from the Guardian......."Vladimir" with Rachel Weisz

Vladimir is that rare visitor to the screen – proper television for proper grownups. The eight-part adaptation of Julia May Jonas’s provocative 2022 debut novel of the same name has not shied away from the properties that made the book great – black comedy, bleak insight, evisceration of accepted pieties – and fitted them perfectly to the new form. Jonas wrote, created, and executive produced the series, hence it retains all of the original’s wit, confidence and, crucially, her willingness to dwell in grey areas and luxuriate in the complexities that govern life in middle age.

She also has Rachel Weisz, giving an unswervingly brilliant performance as the unnamed protagonist, a tenured English professor beloved by her students, whose husband, John (John Slattery, playing his one part, but he does it so well and so much better than anyone else, who are we to object to seeing it again?), another tenured academic on the same campus – has just been suspended for sleeping with students. His defence is that this was before the rules changed. “It was a different time” is a recurring phrase – not just from him (for here is the beginning of Jonas’s devotion to rug-pulling) but from his wife and other members of their faculty and peer group, male and female.



15/. Rolling Stone really likes "Project Hail Mary" with Ryan Gosling.......

You open your eyes and have no idea where you are, or how you got there. You’ve been slumbering so long that when you try to stand, your legs don’t work; you end up wriggling on the floor like a worm. Your beard has reached a writing-a-manifesto-in-the-woods length. Because everyone who was with you is now dead, you quickly realize that you are completely alone. Looking out a window, you try to use the sun as a landmark. Then you realize that it’s not “our” sun. You don’t think things could get worse. They do. Because it soon becomes apparent that, having been jostled from a deep, deep sleep, you’re now in deep, deep space, many light years away from home. I’m not an astronaut, you exclaim, despite the fact that you’re on a vessel currently hurtling through the galaxy. This is technically true (despite the fact you once played Neil Armstrong in a biopic, but we’re getting ahead of ourselves). You are not an astronaut. You’re simply the only thing that stands between humanity’s continued existence and its extinction.https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-reviews/project-hail-mary-ryan-gosling-1235522395/#recipient_hashed=fbbe473f5037f7de779a9b352866aaa97ce40dede88d542358cbe645dd211019&recipient_salt=72f9aae92f438bcc1f8948b09959b8992e4c153d9d01266946bf43b0824dab99



Today's joke for the ladies
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. 
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, "Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in our bodies." God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. 
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to draw out money to pay the power bill and telephone bill, drove to the power company and the phone company and paid the bills, went grocery shopping, came home and put away the groceries. 
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. 
Then it was already 1 p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. 
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. 
Set out cookies and milk and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing greens for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. 
After supper he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. 
At 9 p.m. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love -- which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. 
I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. 
You'll have to wait 9 months, though. You got pregnant last night!"


Today's judicial joke....
A forest ranger sees a campfire burning in a no-camping area and goes to investigate. 
To his horror, he sees a man sitting by the fire, eating a bald eagle, roasted on an open spit. The ranger arrests him on the spot.
At the trial, the judge asks, "Do you know that eating a bald eagle is a federal offense?"
He launches into his tale of woe: "Well, you see, I got lost and I was wandering in circles for two weeks.  I was so hungry. Next thing I see is a giant bird swooping down at the lake for some fish. I was hoping I could steal some fish and I was trying to scare the eagle into dropping the fish, so I threw a rock at it. Unfortunately, my aim was off, and the rock hit the eagle right between the eyes, and he dropped dead, then I thought long and hard, but figured that since it was dead already, I might as well eat it as it would be a shame for it to have died in vain."

The judge is moved by this harrowing account, and decides to dismiss all the charges. Before it, he leans across the bench and whispers, "If you don't mind my asking, what does a bald eagle taste like?"

The defendant replies: "Well, your honor, the flavor is basically a cross between a california condor and a spotted owl."


Today's blonde jokes
A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and with a screaming voice said, “I have a complaint!” 
“How can I help you?” said the librarian looking up at her. 
“I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!”
 Puzzled by her complaint the librarian asked “What was wrong with it?” 
“It had way too many characters and there was no plot!” said the blonde. 
The librarian nodded and said, “Ahhh. So YOU must be the person who took our phone book."


We went to see a movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier. 
Just as the feature was about to start, a blonde from the center of the row got up and started working her way out. 
 “Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me.” 
By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient, so I said, “Couldn’t you have done this a little earlier?” 
“No!” she said in a loud whisper. “The ‘TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE’ message just flashed up on the screen and mine is in the car.”



Monday, March 2, 2026

Davids Daily Dose - Monday March 2


1/. Bill McKibben with "Surviving On Trump'sDangerous Planet"......
He also gives us the REAL reason we have attacked Iran - so the fossil fuel companies can get Iran's oil.
An excellent article....

For what seems like the fiftieth time in my long life, the U.S., with Israel, has attacked another nation, as per usual without an honest debate in Congress and so far with the reported deaths of both Iran’s leader and eighty or so of its schoolgirls. I’m not going to pretend that I understand the workings of Trump’s brain well enough to gauge the casus belli, but I will note—because again I’ve been around a while—that Iran has the world’s second-largest reserves of natural gas and the third-biggest pool of oil (trailing only Saudi Arabia and, um, Venezuela). As oil executives helpfully explained to Politico last month, they are generously prepared to be a “stabilizing force” in Iran should the regime fall—indeed, they’d rather do it there than in Venezuela because, as executives explained, “Iran’s oil industry, despite being ravaged by years of U.S. sanctions, is still considered to be structurally sound, unlike that of Venezuela’s.”

Bob McNally, a former national security and energy adviser to former President George W. Bush who now leads the energy and geopolitics consulting firm Rapidan Energy Group, said the prospects for growing Iran’s oil production are “completely different” from Venezuela’s.

“You can imagine our industry going back there — we would get a lot more oil, a lot sooner than we will out of Venezuela,” McNally said. “That’s more conventional oil right near infrastructure, and gas as well.”



2/. Trump declares war......SNL cold open, good one.....5 minutes.



3/. Heard of the Cato Institute? It's a right wing think tank, which makes this report they did so surprising. 
They say immigration has reduced deficits by trillions.....

Today, the Cato Institute published “Immigrants’ Recent Effects on Government Budgets: 1994–2023,” a study on the fiscal effects of immigrants—legal and illegal—that builds upon the National Academies of Sciences, Engineering, and Medicine (NASEM) fiscal effects model. The paper, which I coauthored with Michael Howard and Julián Salazar, is the first to analyze three decades of federal, state, and local government budgets to determine how immigrants affected the total US government debt and deficit.                                                                                                                           https://www.cato.org/blog/cato-study-immigrants-reduced-deficits-145-trillion-1994?fbclid=IwY2xjawQMDV1leHRuA2FlbQIxMQBicmlkETJ5ZHlOUXc2TWl6eTVpM3Vuc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHkFGMql_rZbz6BDoNEtuReJ-lSF45LcgKb2cxtghZ0Ln-icYRRxESZImAUkr_aem_lJ9M5cs5PrAauoPQ-2wrQQ



4/. Tom Tomorrow summarises where we are......perfectly😭😭



5/. Some of the old, spineless Democrats in safe seats are being primaried around the country.....
About bloody time....

They are impatient, unafraid and hungry for change. Inspired by Zohran Mamdani’s shock victory in last year’s New York mayoral race, a wave of insurgents is mounting primary challenges against Democratic incumbents ahead of November’s midterm elections.

The emboldened lineup of primary challengers – often, but not always, from the party’s progressive wing – has been fuelled by anger over the party’s tepid response to Donald Trump’s authoritarianism, complicity in the war in Gaza and a crushing affordability crisis.

It has left entrenched Democrats, who for years were able to cruise in safe seats in the House of Representatives, reportedly panicking that they could be swept aside in an anti-establishment revolt reminiscent of the tea party that rocked the Republican party in the 2010 midterms.                                                                       https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/28/democrats-midterm-primary-elections?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other



6/. Kids in our concentration camps.....plenty for brown kids to do all day!



7/. Haven't posted anything from Umair for quite a while because he was getting too dark 
and also repetitive, but just as a reminder here he is on our next decade......
Who knows, he might be right, but let's hope he isn't!!!!!.

You can sense it around you. In the wrenching feeling in your gut when you look at the headlines. Things are going wrong. For us. For this world of ours. For our civilization.

We’re now entering a period that I’ve come to call the Anti-Future. Let me try to summarize it for you. If you want to treat this disposably, shrug, that’s your choice. Up to you. My warnings and my efforts fall on deaf ears because I’m not a white guy, let’s just say it like it is. Those who listen find themselves richer, happier, healthier. I suggest you read this carefully.

The Anti-Future means what it sounds like, in a way. We are entering a period now of regress, where the wheel of time will unwind. It already is, by decades every year, in some places, like America. As a civilization, we are now at at standstill, and are moving backwards with incredible, implosive speed and violence.



8/. Tom Tomorrow [Sparky] runs for President.....


9/. Michelle Goldberg in the Times, on how public opinion in the US has changed on Israel......

It’s been obvious for some time that Americans are souring on Israel, but a Gallup poll that came out on Friday marks a turning point. For the first time in the poll’s 25-year history, it found, more Americans sympathize with the Palestinians than with the Israelis. The shift wasn’t just among Democrats, whose opinion of Israel has been in free fall in recent years. According to Gallup, only 30 percent of independents now sympathize with Israel; 41 percent sympathize with the Palestinians. Among adults under 35, support for Israel has fallen to a record low of 23 percent. With numbers like this, bipartisan backing for Israel, long a constant in American politics, will in time become unsustainable.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/27/opinion/israel-american-public-opinion.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share




10/. Weekend Update......pretty good! 4 minutes....



11/. A really interesting excerpt from one of Thom Hartmann's books which explains 
a lot of what is happening to us now. 
It's the complete lack of empathy being wielded by the likes of Stephen Miller, 
here shown as he really is.....

In January, as another brutal Maine winter gripped the Northeast, Dwayne LaBrecque faced an impossible choice. The diabetic father of five, who’d lost several toes and part of his foot to infection, stared at his most recent heating bill with a growing dread. After losing his job as a shipping manager, Dwayne’s income had collapsed.1

For years, he’d relied on LIHEAP—the Low Income Home Energy Assistance Program created by Congress in 1981—to keep his family warm through Maine’s harsh winters. But soon after his inauguration, Trump and congressional Republicans had put LIHEAP on the chopping block.

“If the president turned around and did away with that funding,” Dwayne told a local reporter, his voice breaking, “I have no idea how we’d survive the winter.”

His story isn’t at all unique. Across America, literally millions of families face similar crises every year, from heat to food to housing to medical and school bills, as the Trump administration dismantles the safety net that has protected vulnerable Americans for generations. But what strikes me most isn’t just the policy change; it’s the profound empathy deficit that enables it.



12/. Weekend Update - Beth's maid of honor reads the news......
A little strange, but amusing.....3 minutes.....



13/. Rod DeSantis has been quiet, and that's not necessarily a good thing. 
He and Florida Republicans are creating a police state that will have the powers to regulate your thoughts......
Yes - the thought police!

Ron DeSantis, Florida’s Republican hard-right governor, will be termed out of office in barely 10 months’ time. Civil rights groups watching a slew of new restrictive laws passing through the state’s legislature say his bequest will be a “police state”, where government officials dictate what residents can do, say or believe.

They point in particular to two House bills they say restrict free speech, and which have already found favor with Florida’s veto-proof Republican majority:

  • HB1471 would give a handful of state officials unprecedented power to designate as a “terrorist group” any organization whose aims and policies they do not like, including non-profits operating for religious, charitable and social justice purposes.

  • HB945 creates a “counterintelligence and counterterrorism” unit within the Florida department of law enforcement that critics say will be used to spy on groups or individuals whose “actions, views, or opinions” are deemed “a threat or are inimical to the interests of this state”.

But there are others: an education bill that blocks state funds from any campus where students “advocate for diversity, equity, and inclusion, or promote or engage in political or social activism”, such as the gun control walkouts that followed the 2018 mass shooting at Parkland’s Marjory Stoneman Douglas high school.


14/. So......is this you? Can't bring yourself to get rid of "stuff".....

Millennials with Baby Boomer parents have not been shy about airing their complaints about the older generation. Millennials have previously noted that their parents tend to hoard food—and now Millennials are airing their grievances about Boomer “stuff avalanche”.



15/ Not often a columnist from the Times recommends a TV show, but as he says "The Pitt" shows all of
the dysfunction but also some of the strengths of the US Healthcare system.
And it's great drama!

 have read extensively and written occasionally about treatments from which our ailing country might benefit. Perhaps we should fashion a sweeping new national service program. Maybe establish open primaries and ranked-choice voting in more states.

Here’s something smaller, easier, doable tonight. You want a healthier America? Watch “The Pitt.”

It’s the medical drama, streaming on HBO Max, that won a bunch of Emmy Awards last year and has an intriguing real-time conceit, with each of a season’s 15 episodes representing a consecutive hour in one day at an overwhelmed Pittsburgh emergency room.

The second season is almost halfway done and feels even more relevant than the first. It’s also more open about its desire to be a mirror for a nation in need of help. To that end, this season takes place on America’s birthday, the Fourth of July. No subtlety there. In fact, my one major quibble is how blunt the show’s messaging can be.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/23/opinion/pitt-america-tv.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share



16/. Still read books? Here are some for you, the Times lists the 
best mysteries of 2025.....
Sometimes I want to spend time with characters I can root for, ordinary people vaulted into extraordinary situations. Other times I want to savor every sentence and have all of my senses challenged. Or maybe I just want to be swept away by a breakneck plot. For me, these 10 crime novels were the pinnacle of pleasure reading this year.


Today's Jewish joke
An Arab is sitting in a millionaire's restaurant in Dubai having lunch, when a little, old, Jewish man comes into a restaurant, and says to the Arab "I have a golden lighter. You will probably want to buy it, but l warn you immediately, it costs a million dollars"!
The Arab says "Have you lost your mind? A million dollars? That lighter is not even worth a dollar"! The LOJM proceeds to click the golden lighter, at which point a genie pops out of it and says: "Sir, what do you wish for"?
Everyone in the restaurant is shocked when the LOJM orders the genie "Bring me a glass of tea with sugar"! The genie claps his hands, and with a flash of fire, a glass of tea on a platter, a container of sugar, and a spoon appear as if by magic!
The Arab rubs his eyes to assure himself what he just saw, then grabs the lighter and writes the LOJM a check for a million dollars on the spot. The LOJM says "Not so fast. How do l know this check is good"? So they both go to the Arab's bank and have the check cashed, at which point they shake hands and part ways.
The Arab jumps in the car and is driven home. At home, he sits at the table, clicks the golden lighter, and sure enough, the genie re-appears and says, "Sir, what do you wish for?"
The Arab says: "First, l need you to return to me the million dollars that I paid for you. In addition, I need a new yacht, my own private jet, and two Mercedes in my garage.
The Genie makes a sad face, and says: "l am very sorry, Sir. I can only serve you tea or coffee. Do you want sugar with that?"


Today's Irish joke
An old Irishman, Paddy, is about to go to his eternal reward. 
He looks at his grieving friend, Mike, and says, "I have one last request, Mike."
"Anything, Paddy," Mike says. "What is it?"
"In me kitchen pantry you'll find a 100- year-old bottle of whiskey. 
When they put me in the ground will you pour it over me grave?"
"I will, Paddy," Mike says. "But would you mind if I passed it through me kidneys first?"


Today's guy joke - Classes for Women
Men Teaching
Classes for Women at 
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER


REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Fri, January 27, 2012

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
 .

Class 1

Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..


Class 2

Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down,
 Or Complaining About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.


Class 3

Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--
 Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. 


Class 5

Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM
 

Class 6

How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
 
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
 

Class 7

Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum
 ..
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
 

Class 8

Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
 

Class 9 

I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. 


Class 10

How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
 
Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes
 Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
 

Class 12

How to Shop by Yourself.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.