Wednesday, March 25, 2026

Davids Daily Dose - Wednesday March 25

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1/. "Here Comes The Heat"......an excellent and disturbing article from Bill McKibben.
El Nino is on the way.....it was actually in the Western US last week !

I am (mostly) going to take a break from writing about the war for a day, because big though it is, it’s not quite the biggest thing happening on our planet. Or rather, its widespread destruction is taking place inside a larger context. Trump’s endless folly (first tariffs, now a desperately stupid war that has closed the Strait of Hormuz) has caused what everyone is beginning to understand is widespread economic damage. As the Times reported today, “this is the big one,” and “the fallout is rattling households and businesses in neighborhoods all over the globe.”
On a stable planet, though, the damage might be contained and repaired; someone as incompetent as Trump (who is now describing his war as a “short excursion” and insisting that the Strait is in “very good shape”) will eventually (please God) burn himself out. Our bigger problem, as we’re about to be reminded, is that the planet is the furthest thing from stable. The backdrop is about to become the foreground, and with that the drama will shift once more.


2/. We have ALL got this!



3/. This is a damn good question from Thom Hartmann......"Does Trump Have a KGB Card?"

Eight of our American service members are dead and over 140 wounded because Iran’s military has suddenly gotten really good at targeting our soldiers, Airmen, and Marines. News reports say they’ve been able to hit us with such precision because Russia is using their extraordinary spy satellite, spy plane, and advanced radar capabilities to help Iran’s military.

The Washington Post, which first reported on this, quoted a Russian military expert as saying that Iran is now “making very precise hits on early-warning radars or over-the-horizon radars,” seeming to validate the concern. The article added:

“Iran possesses only a handful of military-grade satellites, and no satellite constellation of its own, which would make imagery provided by Russia’s much more advanced space capabilities highly valuable — particularly as the Kremlin has honed its own targeting after years of war in Ukraine…”



4/. And just in case you had any doubts......

The United States on Thursday temporarily lifted sanctions on Russian oil that is currently at sea, allowing it to be shipped to buyers around the world as the Trump administration scrambles to contain energy prices that have been soaring because of the war in Iran.

The exemptions, which were issued by the Treasury Department, will be in place until April 11. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent estimated that freeing Russian oil could add hundreds of millions of barrels of crude to global markets, curbing prices that have been hovering near $100 per barrel as a result of the Iran conflict.

The decision was a significant turning point in America’s effort to punish Russia for its war in Ukraine.



5/. The SNL cold open.....pretty good!



6/. Did you watch the Oscars? Me neither, nor did Bob Lefsetz, and he explains why.....

The movies lost touch with the populace two decades or so ago. One can point to “‘The Sopranos” as the true beginning of the end. This series was better than any film in the theatre, and in addition it had many episodes a season and had many seasons. This is what fans are truly looking for, depth. They want to find something and marinate in it. There’s this myth that today’s generations have short attention spans when nothing could be further from the truth. Which is that they have incredible sh*t detectors, they will not settle for mediocre, and when they find excellence, they have unlimited time for it.

But you cannot convince the older generations otherwise.

I remember when “The Sopranos” debuted in 1999, I told everybody I knew about it, but they pooh-poohed it, because how good could television be? Well, now we know that television is where you go to see human stories, the basis of the great films of yore. Big studio movies are spectacles. Often detached from reality. And I won’t say they can’t be enjoyable, but rarely do they move the needle culturally. In fact, few people see them in the theatre, if they see them at all. Sure, they end up streaming on TV, but a while after the initial hype. There’s a tsunami of product that buries them, there’s always something new.                                                               https://lefsetz.com/wordpress/2026/03/15/the-oscars-11/



7/. Very popular in MAGA-land....."White Flight".....2 amusing minutes.....



8/. Is your house ready for prolonged heat? Good story by Angus Peterson......

When officials tell 5 million people to stay inside for 34 hours because the heat outside has become dangerous, the first question is simple. Inside what kind of house?

That warning went out in Southern California during an unusually early March heat event that pushed inland temperatures deep into the 90s, with some areas nearing 100. Forecasters said the heat could outlast the formal advisory window. For a lot of households, that still lands as weather news: drink water, close the blinds, take it easy.

But a 34-hour heat advisory is a shelter test. It tests the roof, the attic, the windows, the insulation, the ductwork, the air conditioner, the electric bill, the bedroom that takes a beating from late sun, and the adult in the house who is already keeping track of who starts feeling sick first when the rooms stop cooling down.



9/. This one is true......if you visit a site, their bots [and cookies] start tracking you!



10/. A little wordy, but a frightening video looking at the Chinese robotics industry and how much they are ahead of the world. 
The last third of the video is about the US efforts....sad. 
About 13 minutes.



11/. And a story on how BYD, the Chinese electric car maker,is about to destroy Tesla......

Tesla had the biggest head start in the EV market. The Model S launched in 2012, and it took six years for legacy automakers to offer anything that could even try to compete with it. Even then, Tesla’s charging network was light-years ahead of what anyone else was offering. Likewise, when the Model 3 launched in 2017, it had no genuine competition for over three years. At the turn of the decade, it looked like Tesla would extend this lead with new models and the ‘revolutionary’ 4680 battery. But that simply hasn’t happened, and now Tesla’s sales are crashing as every single one of their competitors now offers comparable or slightly better EV options. But the leapfrog moment has just happened. BYD have just annouced their 1,500 kW-capable Blade Battery 2.0 and the stupidly affordable EV it is going into. Now it is Tesla who is playing catch-up. So, what about this puts Tesla on the back foot? And why did Musk fumble the bag?

https://wlockett.medium.com/you-have-no-idea-how-far-behind-tesla-is-6d1b9d507f54




14/ An SNL piece about passing notes in school......
The kicker here is that Ryan Gosling and Ashley Padilla are given notes different from the ones they used in rehearsal.....
Amusing! 6 minutes....



15/. Tom Tomorrow with some Victory posters.....Trump style....


16/. And what indeed are they dying for....



17/. The whole world has figured out our Mad King.....

Donald Trump does not think strategically. Nor does he think historically, geographically, or even rationally. He does not connect actions he takes on one day to events that occur weeks later. He does not think about how his behavior in one place will change the behavior of other people in other places.

He does not consider the wider implications of his decisions. He does not take responsibility when these decisions go wrong. Instead, he acts on whim and impulse, and when he changes his mind—when he feels new whims and new impulses—he simply lies about whatever he said or did before.


18/. Insult bloat!



19/. The Guardian lists the best sci-fi books....

The Library of Traumatic Memory by Neil Jordan (Head of Zeus£20) 
Better known as a film-maker, Jordan has never stopped writing novels. His latest opens in 2084 in rural Ireland, where Christian Cartwright works for the Huxley Institute in the titular library, secretly misusing its memory storage technology to talk with his dead lover Isolde, restoring her to a semblance of digital life. The story moves between Christian’s experiences and similar events two centuries earlier in the life of his ancestor, Montagu Cartwright, the architect responsible for the Huxley Mansion and local church, who owned an ancient obsidian mirror, believed to have been the famous scrying glass of John Dee. Lyrically written, brimming with ideas, sometimes sinister and often humorous, it’s an enchanting read.

The Red Winter by Cameron Sullivan (Tor, £22)

This debut novel is based on the historic Beast of Gévaudan, a wolf-like creature that terrorised a region of France between 1764 and 1767. https://www.theguardian.com/books/2026/mar/13/the-best-recent-science-fiction-fantasy-and-horror-review-roundup?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other



20/. This looks interesting!

When I heard the Duffer brothers, creators of Stranger Things, had a new series on Netflix, I knew I had to watch – but I was not eager. I believe identical twins who make moving pictures are inherently creepy, even when those productions aren’t called Something Very Bad Is Going to Happen. My nervous system won’t let me enjoy horror, and I don’t understand people who do. Is life not scary enough?

The first episode (out Thursday 26 March) – is that a working title or what? It’s like calling Mrs Doubtfire “Heartwarming Drag Act”, or Free Willy “Pelagic Marine Predators Do Not Belong in Captivity” – places us four days before the wedding of Nicky (Adam DiMarco) and Rachel (Camila Morrone), the central event of the story.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2026/mar/21/something-very-bad-is-going-to-happen-the-duffer-brothers-horror-series-is-absolutely-terrifying?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other



21/. Do you like "The Pitt"? Here's the Swiss movie version, "Late Shift".....

Most of us dread the thought of entering the broken-down labyrinth that is the American health care system, yet we’ll happily watch hours of hyper-competent hospital employees bark jargon and scramble to save lives on TV. Medical dramas that tap into this high-stress environment frequently get rewarded with statuettes, eyeballs, and endless season renewals, and anyone entering the world of writer-director Petra Volpe’s Late Shift will immediately feel right at home. The film’s setting is a Swiss hospital. The hero — heldin, the German word for “hero,” was actually the movie’s original title — is a nurse on the verge of a nervous breakdown during a dusk-to-dawn rotation. The genre is the sort of recognizable staple that throws algorithm-dependent streamers into a tizzy. Love The Pitt? Check out this European art-house equivalent!                                                                                               https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-reviews/late-shift-review-1235534038/




Today's medical joke
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Morris behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."
"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Morris replies.
"There's a diagnostic computer at the drugstore at the corner. 
Just give it a urine sample and the computer l'll tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. 
It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a hell of a lot cheaper than a doctor."
So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to the drugstore.
He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. 
He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: 
You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.
Jack hurries back to the drugstore, eager to check the results. 
He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.
The computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ring worm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.


Today's Library joke
A guy asked a girl in a library;
"Do you mind if I sit beside you"?
The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes,the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and she told him "I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, -
I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"
The guy responded with a loud voice: "$200
JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!" And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears;
"I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"



Today's Medical joke
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.
Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex.
Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey,you know I now have only 18 hours to live. 
Could we please do it one more time?" 
Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. 
He touches his wife shoulder, and asks, "Honey, please...just one more time."
She says, "Of course, Dear," and they make love for the third time.
After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.
The man, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours.
He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could..."
At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen, I have to get up in the morning. You don't!"..


Thursday, March 12, 2026

Davids Daily Dose - Thursday March 12

1/. Good post by Andrew Sullivan - "The War He's Always Wanted".....
No, not Trump. Netanyahu!
For me and many others, the Iraq War of 2003 was a life-altering lesson in humility. In the wake of 9/11, with trauma warping my frontal cortex, I backed a pre-meditated, pre-emptive war for regime change in the Middle East — something stupid and immoral I soon realized, however well intentioned. It changed me. But at least in those tense, polarized months of 2002 and 2003, we had hashed out the case for war thoroughly beforehand, as democracies do. A thousand op-eds bloomed; critical votes were taken in the Congress; political careers were weighed in the balance; and Colin Powell went to the UN to present the “evidence.”

Seems like a wholly different world, doesn’t it?                                                                                                                                                                                          https://andrewsullivan.substack.com/p/the-war-hes-always-wanted?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=61371&post_id=189428726&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=false&r=2cwgv&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email



2/. The brilliant [and as this clips shows prescient] George Carlin on War in the Persian gulf - "Rockets and Penises".
It's amazing how spot on he is about our current "war"......7 excellent minutes.


3/. Carlin leads into SNL's Pete Hegseth [brilliantly played by Colin Jost] demented press briefing......



4/. American car manufacturers are in trouble......the world is leaving them behind. 
So what are they doing with their profits? Investing in new technology?
Naaaaa.....Stock buybacks of course......

Perhaps no business needs certainty more than the auto industry. It usually takes at least four years to design a new model and bring it to market, requiring carmakers to divine what buyers will find appealing by the time the vehicles reach showrooms.

Yet industry veterans say they can’t remember a time when the biggest carmakers faced as much uncertainty as they do now. They have been whipsawed by tariffs. Chinese carmakers are breathing down their necks around the world. Self-driving taxi companies like Waymo are changing the very nature of transportation. Software has replaced horsepower as a key selling point. Sales are flat almost everywhere, and profits are declining.

How U.S. carmakers cope with this pivotal moment will determine whether they survive as global players or slide into irrelevance, becoming niche manufacturers of pickups and sport utility vehicles that only Americans buy.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/03/03/business/ford-gm-ev-self-driving-cars-china.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share



5/. The tech bros are going to own us all........




6/. Bill McKibben on the real horror of this war - the environment and the health of Iranian civilians......

I know that I just sent out an edition of this newsletter over the weekend, but hours after it was published, the U.S./Israeli force mounted another series of strikes, these on oil storage sites across the vast city of Tehran. The effect was astonishing—a cloud of truly toxic smoke—and I think it needs more notice than it’s been getting, even amidst all the other horrors of this war. This was in essence chemical warfare, even if the chemicals were the (easily anticipated) result of “normal” bombs. And it affected an almost entirely civilian population, that will be paying the price for decades to come. If we’re going to do this we should at least have to look at it. So, I’m going to offer a few images, and a few firsthand quotes gathered by reporters on the ground



7/. We normally don't include the SNL celebrity guest's monologue, but this one by Ryan Gosling is pretty good......with Harry Styles.....



8/. Thom Hartmann is right on point - Trump's lies are part of a plan to make us disbelieve everything....

We got more lies this morning from the Pentagon press briefing. They’re now up to 17 different rationalizations for the attack on Iran, none of which makes sense.

To paraphrase Rod Serling, consider what happened in Minab, Iran.

A Tomahawk cruise missile, an American weapon, a weapon that Iran doesn’t own and can’t fire, struck a girls’ elementary school. One hundred and seventy-five people are dead, most of them little girls who showed up that morning to learn to read.

And Donald Trump stood in front of cameras and said Iran did it. He lied. About dead children. Without blinking. And his crew backed him up, even knowing it was a lie.

And now the corporate media will spend two days on this and then move on to whatever shiny object the White House throws next. That isn’t an aberration: it’s the GOP’s entire strategy. This is who they are and have been since Reagan pioneered the scam: a PR machine front for an iron-fisted oligarchy.                                      https://hartmannreport.com/p/the-most-dangerous-weapon-ever-aimed-555?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=302288&post_id=190422925&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=false&r=2cwgv&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email



9/. This is exactly how this happens......


10/. Not quite sure what this means, but it's kind of hypnotic AI......"After The War"......



11/. Really, really good article.....so good I read it out to Mary!
One paragraph struck me - Live in the now: When deciding what to keep and what to discard, be realistic about who you are and how you live right now.

“Every item should support the life you live now, not the life you used to live or you aspire to live in the future,” says Lowenheim.

Overcurated home organization content has flourished on social media for the past decade: well-lit photos of pantries, closets and bathrooms with contents arranged in clear acrylic bins. Usually, everything is color coordinated.

I love a tidy, organized space, but these images stress me out. My mouth gets dry when I imagine the upkeep necessary to keep those spaces looking pristine. How much does it cost to acquire hundreds of identical storage bins? How long did it take to aesthetically arrange Khloé Kardashian’s cookies like that? Is this really what I’m supposed to be doing with my one wild and precious life?                                                                                                                                                                      https://www.theguardian.com/wellness/2026/mar/03/home-organization-tips-cheap-easy?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other



12/. In another universe this is actually happening!



13/ Billionaires are moving to South Florida! Big time! Aren't we lucky!

In and around Miami Beach, a sliver of a barrier island about 1 mile wide, a gold rush is underway. Masters of finance and tech are vying for parcels of land on the gated man-made islands facing Biscayne Bay, with unobstructed views of downtown Miami.

With so few elite properties on the market — in late February, there were just eight single-family homes in Miami listed for more than $50 million — buyers are offering whatever sum it will take to persuade a reluctant homeowner to part with their trophy. The sales often happen off market, negotiated on padel courts, on private yachts and at the La Gorce Country Club, where the golf club initiation fee is $1.2 million. The buyers are among the world’s richest billionaires, including boldfaced names like Mark Zuckerberg, Larry Page and Jeff Bezos and financiers like hedge fund manager Nick Maounis.

“With all these titans of the universe coming, it’s like the stamp of approval,” said Nancy Batchelor, a Miami real estate agent with Compass.



14/. Five star review from the Guardian......."Vladimir" with Rachel Weisz

Vladimir is that rare visitor to the screen – proper television for proper grownups. The eight-part adaptation of Julia May Jonas’s provocative 2022 debut novel of the same name has not shied away from the properties that made the book great – black comedy, bleak insight, evisceration of accepted pieties – and fitted them perfectly to the new form. Jonas wrote, created, and executive produced the series, hence it retains all of the original’s wit, confidence and, crucially, her willingness to dwell in grey areas and luxuriate in the complexities that govern life in middle age.

She also has Rachel Weisz, giving an unswervingly brilliant performance as the unnamed protagonist, a tenured English professor beloved by her students, whose husband, John (John Slattery, playing his one part, but he does it so well and so much better than anyone else, who are we to object to seeing it again?), another tenured academic on the same campus – has just been suspended for sleeping with students. His defence is that this was before the rules changed. “It was a different time” is a recurring phrase – not just from him (for here is the beginning of Jonas’s devotion to rug-pulling) but from his wife and other members of their faculty and peer group, male and female.



15/. Rolling Stone really likes "Project Hail Mary" with Ryan Gosling.......

You open your eyes and have no idea where you are, or how you got there. You’ve been slumbering so long that when you try to stand, your legs don’t work; you end up wriggling on the floor like a worm. Your beard has reached a writing-a-manifesto-in-the-woods length. Because everyone who was with you is now dead, you quickly realize that you are completely alone. Looking out a window, you try to use the sun as a landmark. Then you realize that it’s not “our” sun. You don’t think things could get worse. They do. Because it soon becomes apparent that, having been jostled from a deep, deep sleep, you’re now in deep, deep space, many light years away from home. I’m not an astronaut, you exclaim, despite the fact that you’re on a vessel currently hurtling through the galaxy. This is technically true (despite the fact you once played Neil Armstrong in a biopic, but we’re getting ahead of ourselves). You are not an astronaut. You’re simply the only thing that stands between humanity’s continued existence and its extinction.https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-reviews/project-hail-mary-ryan-gosling-1235522395/#recipient_hashed=fbbe473f5037f7de779a9b352866aaa97ce40dede88d542358cbe645dd211019&recipient_salt=72f9aae92f438bcc1f8948b09959b8992e4c153d9d01266946bf43b0824dab99



Today's joke for the ladies
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. 
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, "Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in our bodies." God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. 
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to draw out money to pay the power bill and telephone bill, drove to the power company and the phone company and paid the bills, went grocery shopping, came home and put away the groceries. 
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. 
Then it was already 1 p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. 
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. 
Set out cookies and milk and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing greens for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. 
After supper he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. 
At 9 p.m. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love -- which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. 
I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. 
You'll have to wait 9 months, though. You got pregnant last night!"


Today's judicial joke....
A forest ranger sees a campfire burning in a no-camping area and goes to investigate. 
To his horror, he sees a man sitting by the fire, eating a bald eagle, roasted on an open spit. The ranger arrests him on the spot.
At the trial, the judge asks, "Do you know that eating a bald eagle is a federal offense?"
He launches into his tale of woe: "Well, you see, I got lost and I was wandering in circles for two weeks.  I was so hungry. Next thing I see is a giant bird swooping down at the lake for some fish. I was hoping I could steal some fish and I was trying to scare the eagle into dropping the fish, so I threw a rock at it. Unfortunately, my aim was off, and the rock hit the eagle right between the eyes, and he dropped dead, then I thought long and hard, but figured that since it was dead already, I might as well eat it as it would be a shame for it to have died in vain."

The judge is moved by this harrowing account, and decides to dismiss all the charges. Before it, he leans across the bench and whispers, "If you don't mind my asking, what does a bald eagle taste like?"

The defendant replies: "Well, your honor, the flavor is basically a cross between a california condor and a spotted owl."


Today's blonde jokes
A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and with a screaming voice said, “I have a complaint!” 
“How can I help you?” said the librarian looking up at her. 
“I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!”
 Puzzled by her complaint the librarian asked “What was wrong with it?” 
“It had way too many characters and there was no plot!” said the blonde. 
The librarian nodded and said, “Ahhh. So YOU must be the person who took our phone book."


We went to see a movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier. 
Just as the feature was about to start, a blonde from the center of the row got up and started working her way out. 
 “Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me.” 
By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient, so I said, “Couldn’t you have done this a little earlier?” 
“No!” she said in a loud whisper. “The ‘TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE’ message just flashed up on the screen and mine is in the car.”