Monday, August 17, 2026

Davids Daily Dose - Monday August 17

1/. This is what ICE is really doing, going after obvious non-criminals and people following the system.
BTW, this lady is white, and pretty - i.e. not brown. No one is safe from ICE......

Brent Jindra, a tech salesman, voted for President Trump three times, drawn by his aggressive immigration agenda. He never imagined the crackdown would ensnare his own wife.

Last month, moments after the couple got off their flight in Burbank, Calif., a young man in a brown hooded sweatshirt stopped Galina Bobreneva.

“Congratulations, you’ve been chosen for secondary screening,” he told her, according to the couple’s recollection.

The man was a federal agent, and after questioning Ms. Bobreneva for about 15 minutes, he led her away in handcuffs to an unmarked vehicle.


2/. The great detective.....


3/. An excellent question for Republicans.....




4/.  Thom Hartmann with the obvious issue the Democrats should be running on - corruption.

With all but 2 Republican senators voting to make Todd Blanche our Attorney General, Donald Trump just walked away from a $100 million fine for tax fraud that the IRS has been trying to collect from him for over a decade. This was the centerpiece of the “settlement” that Blanche wrote up that says that Trump, Uday and Qusay, Jared and Ivanka, Tiffany and Boulos, and even Barron will never again have to worry about paying taxes or ever being audited. It may well even extend to their business partners.

Meanwhile, last week Capital One bank submitted sworn testimony to a court that back in 2021 they shut down and closed 385 Trump-owned businesses because their fraud department — and its leader, a man with “extensive financial fraud law enforcement experience” — believed Trump’s businesses were engaging in illegal money laundering and the bank wanted nothing to do with it.                                                                                                    //hartmannreport.com/p/how-democrats-can-turn-trumps-corruption-9e1?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=302288&post_id=210662268&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=false&r=2cwgv&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email



5/. "People Are Awesome"......crazy people doing insane athletic stuff......4 minutes....



6/. Time for Heather Cox Richardson, where she details how the rule of law has collapsed under 
Trump's ego and the spinelessness of Republicans in Congress. 
We are going to need a landslide in November, otherwise we are toast.

On Monday, August 10, Todd Blanche took the oath of office as attorney general, administered by federal appeals court judge Emil Bove, another of Trump’s defense lawyers before moving to the Department of Justice, where he was Blanche’s top deputy. In that capacity, CNN’s Hannah Rabinowitz recalled, he fired career prosecutors and pushed Trump’s takeover of the department.

Using Bove to swear in Blanche looked like a victory lap for the Trump team. Although the press was excluded, two other Trump loyalists, FBI director Kash Patel and White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller, attended Blanche’s swearing-in.

Retired conservative judge J. Michael Luttig told MS NOW: “Todd Blanche now becomes the symbol of Donald Trump’s corruption of the rule of law in America and the actual ruin of the Department of Justice of the United States. This is another shameful act of acquiescence, if not obeisance, by the Senate Republicans; they will bear this badge of shame the rest of their lives.                                                                                                                https://heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/august-15-2026?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=20533&post_id=211378008&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=false&r=2cwgv&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email



7/. Remember Martha and the Vandellas? 
Well here is Martha Reeves [at 85] performing the national anthem at a womens baseball game.
You have NEVER heard a performance this bad before......



8/. Think it's hot now? We are just getting started.....

The American Meteorological Society (AMS) published the 527-page State of the Climate Report for 2025bringing together 600+ scientists’ contributions to paint a picture of weather events, data, and climate indicators from around the planet. 87% of our ocean area experienced a marine heat wave in 2025, land-based glaciers continued to lose ice mass, cloud coverage worldwide was at its second-lowest on record, and permafrost temperatures were warmer than 2024 temps at 88% of sites measured. The reason why 2025 was only our 3rd warmest year for global surface temperature may be because La NiƱa was in effect for almost the entire year, bringing cooler temperatures along with it. There is also a 13-page summary available, but it lacks the many detailed graphics of the full report, which is divided into several sections: Global Climate, Global Oceans, The Tropics, The Arctic, Antarctica & the Southern Ocean, and Regional Climate profiles.                                     https://lastweekincollapse.substack.com/p/last-week-in-collapse-august-9-15?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=827253&post_id=211406065&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=2cwgv&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email


9/. The legendary Arkansas State Trooper Jacob Byrd with a classic pit maneuver.....4 minutes....



10/. Having just lost a beloved pet, I can totally relate to this story that explains how losing a dog 
is often more painful than losing a close relative....


my mom died six years ago, a few hours after I sat on the edge of her bed at her nursing home in Georgia and talked with her for the last time. My wife, Alix, and I were staying with my brother and his wife, who lived just down the road. My brother got the phone call not long after midnight. He woke me up, and we went down to the nursing home and walked the dim, quiet hallway to her room. She was in her bed, cold and still. I touched her face. But I didn’t cry.

Two years earlier, the veterinarian had come to our house in Charlotte, North Carolina, to see our old dog, Fred. He was a yellow Lab mix I had found as a puppy in the ditch in front of our house. We had him for 14 and a half years, until he got a tumor on his liver. He was too old for surgery to make any sense. Alix and I held him in our laps as the vet gave him two shots, one to make him sleep, the other to make him still. All three of us cried as he eased away in our arms.



11/. He's tough to hide because he's so fat.....




12/. Florida is so corrupt......

Lobbyists representing a pair of prominent homebuilders in Sarasota — both major donors to Republican leaders in Tallahassee — secretly worked to stop state lawmakers from repealing a widely reviled law that has made it much harder for communities across Florida to manage growth.

Records obtained by Seeking Rents show that lobbyists whose clients include Pat Neal of Neal Communities and Carlos Beruff of Medallion Home arranged a private meeting with at least one top lawmaker during this year’s legislative session to object to a bipartisan plan to undo parts of a law known as Senate Bill 180.

Senate Bill 180 was a piece of legislation passed in 2025, ostensibly to help with hurricane recovery, that supporters said was intended to stop local governments from interfering with Floridians trying to rebuild homes and businesses damaged during a big storm. But the year-old law has been weaponized by developers, who have used it to stop cities, counties and towns from protecting wetlandspreserving rural areasreducing flooding or anything else that could be considered “burdensome” to builders.

The hurricane-recovery law has even complicated local efforts to slow or stop development of hyperscale data centers.



13/. They are big, aren't they!



14/. Bill McKibben with a free flow of topics.....all interesting and related to our climate.......

#76.9 degrees Fahrenheit

That was the average temperature for the lower 48 states in July, according to just-released federal stats, making it the hottest month in American history, 3.3 degrees hotter than the twentieth-century average. As the Wall Street Journal pointed out, Wyoming was the furthest above average for the month. Among other things, this development robs climate deniers of a cherished talking point. July 1936 had been the co-record holder. We understood why—in the words of climatologist Andrew Dessler:

During the early 20th century, aggressive plowing and the replacement of native grasses left Great Plains soils exposed. When drought conditions developed, those degraded soils dried out quickly, reducing evaporation and soil moisture and reinforcing the heat.

But try telling that to Fox News. Dessler, by the way, has had a fascinating three-part series on those century-old midwestern extremes. But now it’s mostly academic; we’re living in a hotter country than any American has ever seen. And indeed a hotter world. As Jeff Masters reports, July 2026 tied for the warmest month in the planet’s history, with July 2024



15/. John Oliver is one of the best and brightest comics we have, but he has a flaw.
He has always wanted to be on a daytime soap opera!

Aman in a dark suit steps down from a helicopter into the aftermath of a warehouse shootout. Flanked by machine gun-toting members of his tactical team, he stalks through the carnage. Without breaking stride, he comes to a defeated fighter lying face down, reaching for a handgun, and shoots him at close range. The man stops in front of another fighter clinging to life, causing her to recoil in fear. “Everything’s gonna be OK,” John Oliver says, as the camera eases into focus for his closeup. “I’m here to help.”




16/. What a nice country!



17/. The Times looks at this summer's TV......

The summer television and streaming schedule includes the return of favorites like “Ted Lasso,” “Slow Horses” and (for the last time) “The Bear,” and movies that will wrap up the stories of “Call My Agent!” and “Heartstopper.”

The new shows include a “Big Bang Theory” spinoff featuring Stuart the comics guy (“Stuart Fails to Save the Universe”), a comedy about an aging professional golfer starring Will Ferrell (“The Hawk”) and a stare-down between J.K. Simmons and Titus Welliver (“The Westies”).

Here are 30 shows that might catch your eye, listed in chronological order. All dates are subject to change.                             https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/11/arts/television/summer-tv-shows.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share



18/. "My Brilliant Career".....5 star review from the Guardian....

“I’m hot headed, with a snub nose, and that’s why I prefer a direct gaze.”

So speaks Sybylla, the charmingly irrepressible and irrepressibly charming heroine of My Brilliant Career, played utterly convincingly and with vim, vigour and joy by Philippa Northeast in the new adaptation of Miles Franklin’s 1901 Australian classic of the same name. Creator Liz Doran must have wept with happiness when they found an actor capable of bringing so much to an already glorious script – and who embodies the joie de vivre upon which so much of the plot, as everyone she meets becomes part of her orbit, depends.                                                                                                                        https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2026/aug/13/my-brilliant-career-review-a-joyous-heroine-lights-up-this-rare-and-beautiful-period-drama?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other



Today's Irish joke

An old Irishman, Paddy, is about to go to his eternal reward. He looks at his grieving friend, Mike, and says, "I have one last request, Mike."
"Anything, Paddy," Mike says. "What is it?"
"In me kitchen pantry you'll find a 100- year-old bottle of whiskey. When they put me in the ground will you pour it over me grave?"
"I will, Paddy," Mike says. "But would you mind if I passed it through me kidneys first?"


Today's guy joke - Classes for Women
Men Teaching
Classes for Women at 
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER


REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Fri, January 27, 2026

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
 .

Class 1

Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..


Class 2

Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down,
 Or Complaining About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.


Class 3

Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--
 Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. 


Class 5

Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM
 

Class 6

How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
 
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
 

Class 7

Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum
 ..
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
 

Class 8

Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
 

Class 9 

I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. 


Class 10

How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
 
Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes
 Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
 

Class 12

How to Shop by Yourself.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. 



 
 

Today's high school joke
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*



Today's thinking person's groaners
To start your day off in an intellectual way, here are a few of life’s
 mysteries to ponder over coffee.

 1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $5.00 each on those little bottles of Evian water?
 Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

2 . If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea does that mean that one
 person enjoys it?

3 . There are three religious truths:
 a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
 b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
 c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or Hooters.

4 . If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

5 . Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale
 bread to begin with?

6 . If Fed Ex and U.P.S. were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

7 . Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

8 . What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

9 . I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole
 lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me ... they're cramming for their final exam.

10 . If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly
 are the others here for?

11 . Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

12 . Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
 
13 . At income tax time, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells ... 'THEIRS'?


Today's blond joke
While her husband was at work, a blonde decided to paint their living room. 
After her husband arrives home, he finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat while wearing a parka and a mink. He asked her what she was doing. 
She said, "I wanted to prove to you that not all blonde women are dumb, and I wanted to do it by painting the living room." 
He says that he was impressed at the good job she had done, but asked, "Why are you wearing two coats? 
She replied, "I read the directions on the paint can, and they said, ''For best results, put on two coats!'"






Tuesday, August 11, 2026