Tuesday, April 14, 2026

Davids Daily Dose - Tuesday April 14

1/. A very disturbing and in depth look at the propaganda war Iran is winning globally, with viral videos and memes.
Note - this GIF is misleading......watch the Iranian one.....much better!

The missile moves slowly at first. It arcs across a pale sky in clean, almost gentle animation — the kind of motion you’d associate with a nature documentary, something migrating. Then you start to notice who it’s passing over.

A Native American man. A Vietnamese villager. A child from Palestine. Someone from Hiroshima. A child on Epstein island, followed by a schoolgirl, small and still, in the Iranian city of Minab who was killed when a strike hit her school. They look to the sky as if in reverence. The missile continues on its path. Below it, where the Statue of Liberty should be, stands something else: the animators have turned it into the Statue of Baal, the ancient deity the Bible associates with child sacrifice. The missile descends. The statue crumbles. Text fills the screen: “One Vengeance for All.”

The video, produced and distributed by a media group aligned with the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, is less than a minute long. Watch it a few times and the construction becomes visible. Every figure in it was chosen because it would land for a specific community. 

This is the video of what we've done, to who and why.........

This nails Trump and Netanyahu.....into the pit.....

And there's a movie trailer - "Iran War - the Movie"



2/. Boy I hope this is true!
Bill McKibben says this oil crisis will kickstart the move to renewable energy.....


While we wait to see what variety of war crimes Donald Trump decides on following his 8 pm deadline tonight, I think we can assess one outcome of this stupid war already: both the emotional valence and the structural understanding of different energy sources has shifted, and for good. Meaning takes a very long time to erode, but when it does the switch can come quickly; we’re living at a hinge moment, and on the other side of the door is a different world. We tend to think about energy in hard terms—kilowatts, dollars—but in the end our visceral sense of the path forward is what matters most, because attitude informs decision without us even quite realizing it. The world between our ears has changed, decisively, in the direction of renewable power from the sun and wind
Let’s begin by understanding the deep, underpinning role that fossil fuel has played in modernity, both its reality and its psychology. 



3/. Interesting - I got 4 of them.....



4/. Boy I hope Thom Hartmann is wrong, and that the lunatic won't start World War 3.

Saturday’s back-to-back headlines on The Washington Post were: “‘They Have Chosen Not To Accept Our Terms,’ Vance Says” and “U.S. Intelligence Shows China Taking A More Active Role In Iran War.” They echo headlines from a century ago that reported on the early days of what quickly became World War I.

In 2021, China and Iran became military allies, signing a “broad strategic partnership encompassing economic, diplomatic, and security dimensions.” Russia signed a similar comprehensive military/security agreement with Iran in January of last year. The three countries are now military allies and formally assisting each other. Hold that thought. 

Then, yesterday morning, America’s resident madman Donald Trump announced on his Nazi-infested social media site that the United States Navy will illegally blockade the Strait of Hormuz — the narrow chokepoint through which twenty percent of the world’s oil used to flow every day — threatening to intercept “every vessel in International Waters” that’s paid a toll to Iran.



5/. The SNL cold open.....pretty good....



6/. I didn't know Jesus looked like Paul Newman....



7/. You have heard that Meta had to pay a large fine for failing to protect minors from sex 
trafficers, but this is the horrifying story behind these headlines......

it started with a tipoff. I was reporting on the trafficking and exploitation of migrant workers in the Gulf when a source I had known for more than a decade reached out. They told me that child sexual abuse trafficking in the US was surging. As the Covid pandemic pushed predators online, some were using Facebook and Instagram to buy and sell children.

It was 2021 and I was about to begin an investigation with Mei-Ling McNamara, a human rights journalist, that would lead to the tech company Meta losing a multimillion-pound court case in March this year. The company had not yet rebranded and was known as Facebook, and there had not been any reporting on how children were being trafficked on its platforms. Experts from anti-trafficking nonprofit organisations and an American law enforcement official talked me through the crimes they were seeing.



8/. Trump makes it way too easy for Tom Tomorrow.....


9/. Remember these pictures? They changed people's lives.....

Words can tell a story, but it’s pictures that will make you believe in it. Such is the power of a photograph; the ability to strip away illusions, to illuminate something hidden, and sometimes force us to accept unpalatable truths. When it comes to scandal, seeing is believing – occasionally even to the point that a picture changes the course of history.

How might life have been different for Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor had he not been photographed clutching the midriff of the 17-year-old girl he would later claim he had never met? Without this haunting triptych of the former prince, the late Virginia Giuffre and Jeffrey Epstein’s fixer, Ghislaine Maxwell, hovering in the background, there would have been nothing physical to connect the then prince with a trafficking victim. Though for years Andrew’s friends insisted that the photograph must have been doctored, buried within the Epstein files recently released by the US Department of Justice is a note from Maxwell that appears to confirm it is real.



10/. What indeed will he screw up today......


11/. Going to Europe? Don't wear your MAGA hat......

Most Americans grew up with a simple idea: having a U.S. passport meant you were welcomed everywhere.

Those days have gone the way of the American dream.

In 2026, traveling to, and especially moving to Europe is becoming more complicated. Not because countries suddenly don’t want Americans, but because local pressures are forcing governments to change how they handle tourism, housing, and immigration.

This isn’t about one country. It’s happening across the continent.

And the reasons are surprisingly similar.



12/. This says it all.....




13/. We have never had a Congress like this one.....spineless sycophants....



14/. This is how dangerous a situation we are in......Trump as mob boss.....

Donald Trump used to have Michael Cohen to make his threats for him (after Roy Cohn died and could no longer serve Trump and the New York Mafia families). When journalist Tim Mak, then working for the Daily Beast, was producing an article about Trump’s first wife, Ivana, saying he “raped” her when he was angry because his hair plugs she recommended didn’t turn out well, Cohen called Mak and said:

“So I’m warning you, tread very fucking lightly because what I’m going to do to you is going to be fucking disgusting. Do you understand me? Don’t think you can hide behind your pen because it’s not going to happen. …

“I’m more than happy to discuss it with your attorney and with your legal counsel because motherfucker you’re going to need it. And it’s going to be my absolute pleasure to serve you with a 500 million-dollar lawsuit, like … I did to Univision.                                                                         https://hartmannreport.com/p/what-im-going-to-do-to-you-is-going-a91?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=302288&post_id=193733592&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=false&r=2cwgv&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email




15/. Remember "Malcolm in the Middle"? They've brought it back, and it's a five star review from the Guardian......

At this point, Bryan Cranston is firmly entrenched as one of the world’s finest actors. He has seven Emmys, two Tonys and a Golden Globe to his name. History, quite rightly, will remember him as one of the greats. That said – and this really wasn’t a sentence I expected to write a couple of hours ago – there is a distinct possibility that the greatest work of his entire career might be the scene in the Malcolm in the Middle revival where he thrashes around naked as he is overcome by a drug-induced ego death.

Perhaps this does make some small amount of sense. Although Malcolm in the Middle became best known as an absurd counterpoint to Breaking Bad – the sheer dramatic intensity of the latter playing against the generic sitcom daddery of the former – those of us who always loved the show knew that Cranston spent a lot of it going full throttle.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2026/apr/10/malcolm-in-the-middle-lifes-still-unfair-review-disney-plus




Today's farmer joke....
Old Hiram the farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning til night, Sadie was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule.
He tried to plow a lot. One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began nagging him again.
Complain, nag, complain, nag - it just went on and on. All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet, caught her smack in the back of the head. Unalived her right on the spot.
At the funeral several days later, the rabbi noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement.
This was so consistent, the rabbi decided to ask the old farmer about it. So after the minion, the rabbi spoke to the old farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.
Old Hiram said, ‘Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I’d nod my head in agreement.’ ‘And what about the men?’ the rabbi asked. ‘They wanted to know if the mule was for sale.’


Today's marital joke
A husband was reading a new book entitled, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'.
He finished the book and promptly stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. 
You will wash my back and towel dry and bring me my robe.
Then, you will massage my feet and hands.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair? '
The wife replied, 'The funeral director would be my first guess.'

Today's wedding night joke
On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, "I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect our relationship. 

"What is it?" his new bride asked lovingly. 

"I'm a golf fanatic," he said. "I think about golf constantly. I'll be out on the golf course every weekend, every holiday, and every chance I get. If it comes to a choice between your wishes and golf, golf will always win." 

His new bride pondered this for a moment and said, "I thank you for your honesty. Now in the same spirit of honesty, I should tell you that I've concealed something about my own past that you should know about. The truth is, "I'm a hooker." 

"No problem," said her husband, "just widen your stance a little, and overlap your grip, and that should clear it right up."



Today's brunette joke
A brunette who really hated blondes was walking through the desert when she came across a magic lamp. 

After rubbing the lamp the genie told her that she got three wishes with one catch: All the blondes in the world would get twice whatever she asked for. 

So the brunette thought a while and then wished for a million dollars. 

"Every blonde in the world will get two million." 

The brunette said that was fine and then she asked for an incredibly handsome man. 

Every blonde in the world will get two incredibly handsome men. 

The brunette said that was fine too and the genie granted her wishes. 

"Now for your third wish." said the genie. 

"See that stick over there?", asked the brunette, "I want you to beat me half to death with it."


Today's senior jokes....
Just sharing some thoughts meandering in a senior mind:
 
*The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.
 
*My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.
 
*My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 175 pounds I've gained since then.
 
*I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"
 
*Denny's has a slogan, "If it's your birthday, the meal is on us." If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday, your life sucks! 
 
*The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I'm pretty sure she's going to get me something. 
 
*On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese. 
 
*I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penney has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."
 
*I think it’s pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.
 
*What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their noses?
 
*Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!
 



Sunday, April 5, 2026

Davids Daily Dose - Sunday April 5

1/.Andrew Sullivan details the disaster that has been done to this country, and how a lot of it is irreparable.....

What has the war with Iran achieved since it was launched on February 28? 

The Iranian regime’s navy has been largely destroyed; its air force crippled; its missile sites and capacity have been pummeled; and the upper echelon of the regime has been murdered. You can scour the president’s padded weave of delusion Wednesday night (or even Trump propaganda) and find little more than that on the positive side of the ledger. And, to be sure, it’s not nothing. The regime is a tyranny and a threat to the region and the world; degrading its military is a good thing.

But when you review the other side of the ledger, the negatives swarm like a murmuration.



2/. We haven't watched TV News for over a year, and don't miss it one bit. 
Highlights are on youtube anyway, and comedians give you the real news......





3/. The King is incapable of imagining there is anyone who disagrees with him.....

If you can set aside both the unconstitutionality and the immorality of President Trump’s unprovoked war on Iran and focus on the operation itself, it is hard not to be bewildered by the utter lack of real planning or even basic strategic thinking that has gone into it.

Trump and his aides, according to recent reporting, did not plan for Iran to target shipping and close the Strait of Hormuz. They also do not seem to have planned for serious and sustained retaliation against America’s gulf state allies. They did not plan for an energy crisis and the potential disruption to the global economy, and they did not plan for America’s European allies to, by and large, reject their call for support.


4/. Tom Tomorrow nails it again......



5/. Maybe Britain can have a decent Government at last.....

Imagine, for a moment, a political system much like ours, drawing on many of the same traditions and powered by familiar left-right energies. Now imagine that over the last decade or so, first one of its major parties imploded while in office, and then the other, taking over, tanked as well. Now imagine that one big winner of this crackup is a left-populist environmentalist party, which has surged in polling and tripled in membership since a change in leadership last September.

That imaginary land is Britain, and that left-populist party is the Greens under 43-year-old Zack Polanski, who has refocused the party’s message on affordability and economic inequality and the cruelty and fecklessness of the country’s two longstanding mainstream alternatives — both of which now look like shells of their former selves. 



6/. Just like his approval ratings......



7/. Thomas Friedman has been writing about the Middle East for the Times for years, and he sees a way out of this war for Trump.
But of course he's too demented to do this....

If it wasn’t clear before, it is undeniable now. President Trump and Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel started a war with Iran assuming that they would trigger quick and easy regime change. They vastly underestimated the staying power of Iran’s surviving leadership and its military capacity not only to inflict damage on Israel and America’s Arab allies but also to close off the most important oil and gas shipping lane in the world.

This is imposing serious harm on the global economy, including the U.S. stock market, and Trump has no clue how to get out of the mess that he has created by starting a war without thinking through the implications.



8/. Are you following an influencer? Sending them money? More fool you.....



9/. Love this one.....

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10/. An excellent summary of why we are so polatised......this is a very enlightening read.....

Andy Ogles represents more Muslims than any other Tennessee congressman. Yet he has no interest in representing them. He doesn’t even want them in the country.

“Muslims don’t belong in American society,” the third-term Republican wrote on Twitter/X last week. He’s proudly doubled down on his incendiary statement, which joins a long list of Islamophobic beliefs. During last year’s New York City mayoral campaign, Ogles called Zohran Mamdani “a communist who has publicly embraced a terroristic ideology”. The US naturalization system, he said, required “any alignments with communism or terrorist activities to be disclosed. I’m doubtful he disclosed them. If this is confirmed, put him on the first flight back to Uganda.”                                                                                                                                           https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/mar/26/andy-ogles-tennessee




11/. A couple of good ones....

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12/. The worst airport in America.....is the one you're in! 
Kidding, there is a really bad one.....

Airports—not sure if you’ve heard—are a mess. This is especially true this week, as a cascade of disasters (both preventable and not) have caused delays, outages, and long lines across the country. But the airport was a mess long before this week, and it will be long after. When I was first assigned to find the worst one in America, I felt for a minute like I’d been asked which Oreo flavor is the best, or which of my teeth is the toothiest: There are so many, and they all are.

But certain airports are more hated than others. Reagan, near D.C., because it has the most delays of any major airport; one in three of its flights was late in 2025, according to the Bureau of Transportation Statistics. Dallas, because it is the biggest—



13/. More Dementia Donnie......



14/. Afroman got sued - not heard of this story, but it's a tiny grain of good news in this horrible time......

Each era has its superheroes, and the Trump era may have finally stumbled across one for the ages. You may remember him from such hits (well, hit) as “Because I Got High” — the chill, stoner, self-mocking classic of 2000. But way back then, we had no idea that Afroman’s true masterpiece was yet to come. And here it is: a viral 2022 album called Lemon Pound Cake, which comprises a series of songs about a botched police raid on his home.
In August 2022, the Adams County Sheriff’s Office in Ohio sent seven officers to Joseph Edgar Foreman’s crib with a warrant to search for evidence for drugs, drug trafficking, and kidnapping — based on a confidential informant who claimed the house had “a basement, referred to as ‘the dungeon,’ in which [he] keeps women locked in.” Shockingly, they found only trace amounts of weed and no kidnapped anything — he doesn’t even have a basement — and no charges were ever filed. (Where, one wonders, does Afroman actually keep his stash?)

And here's his video - "Lemon Pound Cake"...




15/. Been hiking in the woods? Then you might have this! 
Mary has had a mild case for 10 years.......it doesn't go away.....

A decade ago, Scott Curatolo-Wagemann knew of only one person stricken with a tick-borne ailment called alpha-gal syndrome — the husband of his wife’s cousin.

The list has since grown in his corner of Long Island: His sister, who was bitten this past summer, has it. So does his sister’s best friend. Then there’s the mother of a boy on his son’s baseball team. The phlebotomist at the Labcorp office where he gets blood drawn has it.

And, yes, Mr. Curatolo-Wagemann has alpha-gal, too.

Once regarded as a rarity, the disease, which involves an allergy to red meat that develops after a tick bite, has emerged as a significant health menace, with the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention estimating that as many as 450,000 people nationwide may have had it in the past 15 years. And that is probably an undercount, said Dr. Scott Commins, who helped solve the mystery of alpha-gal syndrome about two decades ago.




16/. Saw this the other night.....how 300 beavers restored 15000 acres of degraded land in the Florida Panhandle.
Absolutely fascinating......about 20 minutes......



17/. "Your Friends and Neighbors" review, with Jon Hamm.......sounds pretty good!

Does Your Friends & Neighbours love its unhappy, very wealthy characters, or despise them? Does it laugh at the 1%, envy them, pity them? It does all of the above at once and, as we return to the fictional enclave of Westport, New York – an obvious stand-in for real financiers’ playground Westchester – this mischievous US dramedy is still a rich dessert of a show, unhealthy but oh so moreish.

Jon Hamm is Andrew “Coop” Cooper, a role that, if it were given to any other actor, would require them to do their best Jon Hamm impersonation. Sturdy, smooth – this is a man made of oak and mahogany, when the rest of us are bags of twigs and jelly – and seemingly always with a tumbler of $500 whisky in his fist, he is blessed with the ability to charm any man/woman into a deal/his bed. Other men have been handed their place in the banking elite and are now drifting through a life of luxury; Coop is better at playing the game than they are because he is sharp enough to see what a sham it all is. He has that trademark deep Hamm gaze, a tension behind the eyes.



Todays guy jokes
 MAKE THE WOMAN HAPPY!
 Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.

SIMPLE DUTIES 
You make the bed. (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillows. (-10)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets. (-3)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) in the rain (+8)
But return with Beer. (-5)
 
PROTECTIVE DUTIES 
You check out a suspicious noise at night. (+1)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing. (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is something. (+5)
You pummel it with an iron rod. (+10)
It's her pet Poodle. (-30)
 
SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS 
You stay by her side for the entire party. (+1)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with an old school friend. (-2)
Named Tina (-10)
Tina is a dancer. (-20)
Tina has breast implants. (-40)
 
HER BIRTHDAY 
You take her out to dinner. (+2)
You take her out to dinner, and it's not a sports bar. (+3)
Okay, it's a sports bar. (-2)
And its all-you-can-eat night. (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team. (-10)
 
A NIGHT OUT 
You take her to a movie. (+1)
You take her to a movie she likes. (+5)
You take her to a movie you hate. (+6)
You take her to a movie you like. (-2)
 
YOUR PHYSIQUE 
You develop a noticeable potbelly. (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts. (-30)
You say to her, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-80)
 
THE BIG QUESTION 
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) (Yes, you lose points no matter what) 
You hesitate in responding. (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
You give any other response. (-40)
 
COMMUNICATION 
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression. (+2)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV. (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep. (-4000)
 

Today's blonde jokes, one male!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on gas, so she stops at a gas station.  While she’s pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself. She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock.  Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring. Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying, “A little more to the left…a little more to the right!…”
Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building. The Italian opens his lunch box to find a pizza and says "Man, if I get pizza one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"  The chinese opens his lunch box to find rice and says "Man, if I get rice one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"  The blonde opens his lunch box to find a cheeseburger and says" Man, if I get a cheeseburger one more time i'm going to jump off this building and fall to my death!" So the next day they all got the same thing and they jumped off the building to their death. That weekend at the funeral, the Italian and the Chinese wives are crying and saying "I would have fixed him something else for lunch but he never told me." And as the two wives stare at the blonde's wife, they both ask why she isn't sad about her husband's death, the blonde replys "Don't look at me, he packs his own lunch."


Today's zen jokes

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

3. It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.


4. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.


5. Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

9. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

12. If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

13. Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windshield.

14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like ‘The Force’. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

19. Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving.

20. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.




OK OK some more blond jokes
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?"  The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." "I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... We aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest." The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here." The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says. A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?" "No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!" The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little idiot on your knee!"