Friday, September 11, 2026

Davids Daily Dose - Friday September 11

1/. A VERY important story.....you should read this, especially in the light of the video below.....

The popular uprising against data centers has emerged so suddenly that politicians stumble over their own pitchforks racing to the front of the crowd. Where most industries would be launching into crisis P.R. mode, perhaps even engaging in some soul-searching, artificial intelligence companies seem determined to plow full steam ahead, building the future they want, even if they’re the only ones who want it.

The outrage over data centers can’t really be about environmental impact. These structures have always been water-sucking, power-draining, forest-clearing eyesores, yet the recent plunge in support for them is three times as deep as the one that nuclear power plants faced in the year after Three Mile Island. What has changed is people’s awareness of what’s going on inside: artificial intelligence. Less than a quarter of Americans expect A.I. to have a positive impact on K-12 education, arts and entertainment, how people do their jobs, the economy, personal relationships or happiness over the next 20 years.



2/. Watch this 5 minute report from CBS News, and when you see the solutions proposed at the very end, you will realise that 
the human race is truly screwed. 
We are dismissing climate change even as we career towards 3, 4 and maybe 5 degrees of warming, and neither the tech companies [might lose some $$$$] or Trump's government [???] will act in the next two years. It's all coming folks.....


3/. And speaking of Trump's government, amazing  and frightening video from the Lincoln Project.....2 minutes....



4/. Bill McKibben with a report on climate change......not necessarily good news...
This will be an account of where we stand—mostly with regard to the new and much-touted UN report on climate change. But since it’s Labor Day, traditionally the start of fall campaigning (a quaint and lovely notion that), let’s start with the midterm elections. Where we stand is: all the polling shows Americans ready to vote out as many Republicans as gerrymandering allows. We’ve done our job over the last 22 months, driving up Trump’s negatives (with plenty of help from him) and making MAGA electoral poison.



5/. "The Great Renaming"....Tom Tomorrow.....


6/. Right wing Israeli politicians are making no secret of their intentions towards the Palestinians, but the media is ignoring it.....
So we have "normalised" genocide.....

T
he gap between what is being inflicted on Palestinians and the appropriate reaction on the part of the international community has always been vast. But now it yawns so wide that it swallows reality itself. As arms export licences for Israel from states such as Germany surge, talk of harsher measures and sanctions on the part of other European countries remains talk. People continue to be killed in Gaza, Palestinian families remain besieged in the West Bank, and the Israeli political right has been removing all doubt that these violations are intentional, by telling the world of its hopes and plan


7/. The future is coming!


8/. Out in plain sight - Republicans are fixing the midterms......
And our pathetic media is ignoring it.....

For over 50 years, our media has been covering up Republican voter suppression efforts. This year, though, they’re getting so obvious that it’ll be interesting to see if they continue to whitewash the practice.

Remember all those reports you’ve seen on TV during previous elections, where the reporter is outside a polling place with a line stretching around the block?

In the 2008 election, for example, CNN anchor Kirin Chetry noted that in Ohio: 

“It was, after all, 120,000 votes that made the difference in that state in 2004 and gave the win to now President Bush.”

Republicans controlled the voting in Ohio, so they rigged polling places so people in mostly-Black, Hispanic, and student areas would have to wait hours and hours in line to vote, knowing that these were also the people most likely to be paid hourly and so would be unwilling to stand in line for hours to vote.



9/. Please please please......I want to be watching! About 30 seconds....



10/. Bill McKibben in a philosophical mood.....most interesting.....
Wendell Berry, who died yesterday at the age of 92, was such a great man that I hardly know where to start. He was on the very short list of the best writers of our time: his essays on rural America were the words that launched ten thousand farmers markets; his poems, the staple of many happy weddings (and I’ve peed in a dozen different bathrooms where the Manifesto of the Mad Farmer’s Liberation Front was framed above the toilet). If you’ve never read his short stories of the Port William Membership, or his finest novel, Jayber Crow, you can count yourself lucky that you’ll get to encounter them for the first time.                                                                                                                                                                                                                              https://billmckibben.substack.com/p/two-men?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=438146&post_id=213701053&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=2cwgv&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email


11/. Tell your kids to be a plumber or an electrician so AI won't take their job? Maybe not....
Really really funny......40 seconds....




12/. I went to Whole Foods recently to get some fruit, but the only brand they had was Driscolls. 
I won't buy Driscolls because they are a truly evil corporation, putting out pesticide laden fruit, screwing the farmers and treating the workers in their contracted farms in Central and South America like slaves.
So I was very pleased to find this investigative video about how Driscolls managed to become so dominant, and how they stay that way.
It's very well done, and as a bonus they interviewed Hugh Kent who runs an organic blueberry farm in Lake County, and who some of you know from my enthusiastic endorsement of his wonderful blues.
It's 15 minutes long, and well worth the time, and after seeing it you'll buy your fruit in season from a farmers market!



13/. Florida Realtors want Prop 3 to pass......they'll make more money.....
A lobbying group for real estate agents just put $10 million into a campaign to pass Amendment 3, the proposed constitutional amendment that would dramatically cut and cap local property taxes across Florida — while also forcing steep cuts to local government services and further consolidating governing power in Tallahassee.
Just-posted campaign finance reports show that the Florida Realtors parked the $10 million late last week in “Vote Yes on 3.” It’s a political committee the real estate lobbying group recently set up that can be used to pay for television commercials, neighborhood canvassers, and other campaign expenses in support of the November ballot measure, which will need support from at least 60 percent of voters to pass.



14/. This one is pretty true......and mildly amusing......20 seconds.....


15/. The Times does these really good interactive articles....
This one is about how it's getting hotter, and we've just started.....



16/. Heather Cox Richardson with  commentary on Trump's obvious Alzheimer's derangement.....
How can this possibly be allowed to continue? He's the President with the nuclear codes.
Way past time for the 25th amendment......
Since yesterday, President Donald J. Trump has been posting on social media at a frantic pace, showing AI images of himself with President George Washington on his own account and, on the official White House account, a video of himself as the DC Comics Green Lantern superhero. The White House social media account ripped off Green Lantern’s oath, captioning the video: “In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil’s might beware my power… Green Lantern’s light!”



I remember this from the Olympics - Raygun the break dancer......now it's a documentary on Netflix.....


Netflix’s Untold is ostensibly a series of sports documentaries. However, since its inception five years ago, it has been most successful when sport collides with the wider celebrity machine. There have been films about Caitlyn Jenner, Jake Paul and Vinnie Jones. The gold tends to come when the subjects spill over into public notoriety. With that in mind, it was only a matter of time before they made a film about Raygun.

You may remember Raygun as the Australian breakdancer who spent the biggest moment of her career at the Paris Olympics thrashing around like a toddler having a tantrum in a supermarket. If you didn’t see her routine, you will almost certainly be aware of the memes she inspired. Adele discussed her during a concert. Rachel Dratch did an impersonation of her on Jimmy Fallon. For months, Raygun was everywhere. As this film demonstrates, she really didn’t want to be.

Here's Raygun doing her thing......4 minutes...


Miami Vice, the movie. Time to have another look......

On its release in 2006, Michael Mann’s Miami Vice seemed primed to quickly fade from cultural memory. A summer blockbuster with the flavour-of-the-month hook that it was based on a popular 80s TV series, the film was at the time coolly received by audiences and critics, in part owing to how wilfully dissimilar it was from the show that inspired it.

Now, 20 years later, there’s a different picture. Critics have since declared Miami Vice “genius” and a “demented masterwork”, while the fervency of the film’s fandom today rivals that of arguably any movie by the Heat and Collateral film-maker Mann.                                                                      https://www.theguardian.com/film/2026/aug/12/michael-mann-miami-vice-reboot-film?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other



Today's video.....Oops....1 minute....




Today's Newfie joke [Newfoundlanders! - the Canadian equivalent to a Polish joke]....
Two Newfies were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man digging a hole, the other filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing.
So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it ... why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?'
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team.
But today the guy who plants the trees called in sick.'

Today's Christmas joke....
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'


The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.


'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
 

The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'


Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.


The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.


St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

The Irishman replied, 'These are Carols.' 

And So The Christmas Season Begins

Today's blond jokes...
  • A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
  • "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
  • She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"
She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."
"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."


  • A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I`ve kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I`ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde."
The Blonde then taped the note to the kid`s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"


  • A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
The blonde was very angry about this. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
The blonde did not know how the salesman had recognized her. This time, she got a haircut and new color, a new outfit and big sunglasses. She then waited a few days before she approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

Today's sexy joke.....
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for
breakfast, wearing only the 'T'shirt that she normally slept in. 
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "you've got to make love to me 
this very moment"
My eyes lit up as I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "what was that about" 
She explained, "The egg timer's broken"


Another sexy joke
A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother,
"Is it true what Rita just told me?"
"What's that?" asks her mother.
"That babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" said her daughter.
"Yes it is dear!" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come
up and that she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
"But then, when I have a baby," responded the teenager, "won't it knock my teeth out?"










Tuesday, September 1, 2026

Davids Daily Dose - Tuesday September1

1/. This is great news - Trump is making the midterms all about him.
"Pretend I'm on the Ballot" he says.

Donald Trump has framed his theme for the midterm elections. It has come to him as naturally and inevitably as staring into the mirror, beyond any logic or argument, his definitive answer to no specific issue, providing no understanding of any particular problem, but transcending all of them. His political theme is more primal than programmatic, more instinctive than analytical, a heartfelt expression to protect his greatest romantic attachment, his obsessive fixation, his idealized object: himself.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/aug/28/trump-midterm-campaign-devotion?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other




2/. Some of this is coming......



3/. So many Dolly Parton stories, but this column is especially good.
What a wonderful woman!

The books arrived, like clockwork, once a month. They were often wrapped in transparent paper so that you could see at least part of the cover. The return address read “Imagination Library,” and I’d immediately know where it came from.

“We got another book from Dolly,” I’d say. My wife and I would tear it from the wrapping, sometimes immediately read it to our kids, and add it to a large and growing collection. Some of the books were so well-loved that they fell to pieces, slowly but surely — tiny hands had turned the pages so very many times.

We raised our kids in Tennessee, and so were among the first families with access to Dolly Parton’s literacy program for young people. She started the program in 1995, in Sevier County, and by 2000 she took it national. If you signed your child up at birth, you got one free children’s book per month, every month, for five years.



4/. Bill McKibben thinks we are at the point of no return - the climate tipping point is here....
And there is zero signs of our present suicidal course changing. 
So mentally, get ready, just like the guy in the picture.....
In our political life, reality hardly matters any more. Earlier today the president of the United States, in a fit of pique, proposed renaming Lake Ontario “Lake America.” He hides in a food cart and sends journalists out as decoys to be killed on his behalf. His winsome aide hands him an endless stream of flattering tweets. And yet the world stumbles on. People die, obviously, as a result of this folly—in the Middle East, and in middle America, where suddenly measles is a serious threat again. (Hell, the deaths attributable to Elon Musk’s decision to destroy USAid put him in the Stalin and Mao category for negligent manslaughter.) But human societies are for a while resilient; we assume that there’s always a chance for a reset. After the next election normal service will resume. If you start with a rich country like the U.S., it can absorb a lot of decline.

But that’s not how physical systems work. You push them and then past a certain point things change. If the temperature drops below 32 degrees water freezes, and if it rises above 212 then it boils, more or less. This newsletter spends a lot of time in the world of politics, because that’s where we need to make changes. But sometimes we need to remind ourselves that ultimately that political world is a subset of the physical one, simply because that’s how things work. 

And we’re now reaching, I think, the point where that physical system is running out of margin.




5/. We CANNOT let the old elites screw this up.....



6/. Wow. Interesting article, "How Britain Became as Poor as Mississippi"....
It wasn't just Brexit.....

who broke britain? Someone—or something—must have. The past 18 years, enough time for a whole lost generation to be born and brought up, have yielded nothing but stagnation and mass disillusionment. In 2007, before the global financial crisis, Britain was at its postimperial zenith. Median household income had just surpassed that of Germany. A pound was worth more than $2, and London was arguably displacing New York as the center of international banking.

But since then, Britain has been left behind. The country’s output per person is now only just above that of Mississippi, America’s poorest state—and that slight lead is only achieved thanks to London. Outside the capital, in places where tourists do not visit, living standards fall well below Mississippi’s.https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/2026/07/uk-productivity-economy-reform-party/687303/?utm_campaign=one-story-to-read-today&utm_content=20260827&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&lctg=61b66f6492e9391e6c7cfe96&utm_term=One%20Story%20to%20Read%20Today




7/. Just in case you think Google is a "good" company, here's Google Maps......
They have caved to this lunatic like every other large corporation......
And they're trying to have it both ways - do a search in Canada, it's still Lake Ontario.....
  • The Executive Order: President Trump directed the Department of the Interior and the U.S. Geographic Names Information System (GNIS) to update federal maps and official naming systems to "Lake America". [12]
  • The Trade Context: The decision came amid a sharp trade war and rising tariff disputes between the U.S. and Canada. [12]
  • Map Updates: Google Maps updated its platform to show "Lake America" for users in the United States, while continuing to display "Lake Ontario" in Canada and both names internationally, following its policy for names that vary by region. [1]


8/. Nina Conti, the wonderful ventriloquist, with "Project Manager"......6 very funny minutes......



9/. This is how Republicans treat the poor - with deliberate cruelty......
marcella patino was hunched over a table at the South Salt Lake Community Center, her pizza getting cold and her nerves fraying. Patino is a single mom with three kids, and kid­like in her own way, tiny and sweet-voiced. When I met her, in the summer of 2024, she was 33 years old and earning $300 a week doing manicures and pedicures. To bump up her income, she had recently gotten a degree from aesthetician school, meaning she could start offering her clients facials and eyebrow lamination too. She would start making $450 a week soon—$23,400 a year, assuming she was able to work year-round with no breaks.



10/. The delusional life of the MAGAS.....amusing.....



11/. Thom Hartmann likens Natalie Harp to Rasputin, who helped destroy the Russian Tsar....

The people around Trump, according to reports, call it “the Natalie situation.” The word they’re trying to avoid saying out loud is “Rasputin.”

In the past two weeks we’ve discovered that for quite some time his inner circle been trying hard to keep “Trump’s binky” away from the President of the United States.

So much so that they denied her a room at Bedminster (so she slept in the locker room), refused to give her a golf cart while at his golf motel in Scotland (so she chased Trump’s cart all over the golf course), and tried to keep her out of the motorcade going to Trump’s rape and defamation trial in New York (so she hopped into the trunk of one of the limousines). And let’s not forget her hiding with him in the food service truck in Turkey while the press and Secretary of State were relegated to the decoy plane.


12/. This toon applies to quite a few Democrats.......


13/. "How To Spot A Psychopath". 
When you read the traits, not just Trump but every tech bro, Musk etc spring to mind.
And quite a few CEO's too.....

The classic checklist for psychopathy was developed in 1980 by Prof Robert Hare, who is still the recognised giant of the territory. The 20 traits, which ranged from pathological lying to a lack of empathy, were based entirely on prison populations. This worked because not only did Hare have the benefit of a large sample, with pronounced psychopathic behaviours, but he was able to compare interviews and self-reporting with data collected about the individuals – so inconsistencies could be identified.

However, Hare knew this approach was limited. In 1976, he said that he simply didn’t know to what extent his results could be generalised to non-incarcerated psychopaths, including female ones. “Research into the socially successful psychopath is badly needed,” he concluded. Even decades later in the early 2000s, when Hare wanted to look into psychopaths in politics, he still needed to go to prison to find them (Pinochet’s henchmen in Chilean jails). Research into the higher-functioning psychopath – who doesn’t get caught, or maybe doesn’t even resort to crime – has proved elusive, not least because self-reporting questionnaires don’t work. Psychopaths lie; arguably, that’s their main thing.



14/. Wow - I had not seen this. "Hurt"
Johnny Cash at 71, an old man going over his life and regrets. 
Cash died 7 months after the video was recorded. His wife June died 4 months earlier. Truly his swan song.
A powerful 3 minutes.


15/. Dara Centers, the issue that unites Americans regardless of party.....
Thom Hartmann with a good article....

There’s a growing movement across America that’s turning conventional politics on its head. For example:

— Mostly-Republican farmers in Nebraska are joining up with mostly-Democratic environmentalist to fight a proposed 1,300-acre data center complex. 
— Conservative ranchers and rural residents in New Mexico are challengingbillionaire Larry Ellison’s Oracle over a massive water-consuming data center project. 
— Communities in Texas that voted overwhelmingly for Trump are demandingmoratoriums on the computer-rack warehouses that are increasingly pockmarking rural America.

This is the 2026 wave of a new populism, and Democrats are jumping on it.                                                                                                https://hartmannreport.com/p/big-tech-is-coming-for-your-water-362?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=302288&post_id=212913036&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=false&r=2cwgv&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email



16/. This one is true.......and it's only taken 18 months......
The leader of Ontario suggests we change Lake Michigan to Lake Epstein!


17/. The REAL Trump Derangement Syndrome......



18/. "The Airport Chaplain".......good review from the Guardian - on Netflix....

Hugo Weaving plays the eponymous airport chaplain in this pacy and moreish eight-part series, which was co-created by Elise McCredie and Jude Troy, and directed with jittery flair by Bonnie Moir and Tig Terera. In case you were wondering, yes, that profession really does exist.

I doubt the lives of real airport chaplains are anywhere near as frenetic as those of this show’s protagonist, Tobias Wallace (Weaving), whose existence is a testament to that old saying: “Not all heroes wear capes.” Sometimes, they wear hi-vis.

The Airport Chaplain wastes no time establishing Tobias as a gallant do-gooder determined to save the day, as he rescues the toy rabbit of a distressed child. Tobias is a problem-solver, finding out-of-the-box solutions to all kinds of prickly situations, from locating lost baggage to transporting dead bodies, from intervening in cases of domestic violence to playing matchmaker, helping online lovers connect in real life. And sometimes, God forbid, he even provides spiritual counsel, such as helping a grieving son to deal with his father’s death.



19/. Bob Lefsetz likes "Furious".....
Some lessons are immutable. We learned this in record retail. If the album is not available when the customer walks in to buy it, chances are they’ll purchase something else, or walk out without buying anything, and the odds of them returning for the original disc are extremely low.

I wouldn’t have watched “Time” if “Furious” was available. And if “Furious” wasn’t so damn good, I wouldn’t go back to it.

But “Furious” is GREAT!

I found it via research.

I ask everybody what they’re watching. And when they come up with the usual suspects, my eyes roll into the back of my head and I shut up, because nothing I say will resonate with them, because they haven’t seen anything I have.

And not one single person has contacted me about “Furious.” Never has a show so good generated so little scuttlebutt.

Now what we’ve got in “Furious” is a serial killer.

https://lefsetz.com/wordpress/2026/08/24/furious/




20/. The Guardian with movies to watch out for soon.....

Old favourites Shaun the Sheep, Dune 3, Jane Austen and Godzilla join Charles de Gaulle, the Peasants’ Revolt 

and queer identity in Spain.



Today's guys joke
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. 
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing." 
The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what? "
At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.
Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? 
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?
Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. 
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion. 
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap


Today's Irish joke
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. 
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Irish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cop's expense!

Irish cop says,"License and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What for?"

Irish cop says,"Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Irish cop says,"Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and registration,   please"

London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Irish   cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration,please!"

London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Irish cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living s**t out of the lawyer and says, "Daeye want me to stop, or just slow down? "


Today's medical joke
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man
walking with his legs spread apart. 
He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.
 
One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
 
The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."
 
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. 
They approached him And one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help But notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
 
The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."
 
The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."
 
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
 
The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
 
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
 
So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"
 
The old man said, " Well, I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"