Saturday, May 28, 2022

Davids Daily Dose - Saturday May 28th

 

1/. Why are liberals so unwilling or unable to fight the rising right wing? Good question, as this article tries to answer....
Photo by Bruno Figueiredo on Unsplash

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When I was young, my late father — a long-time, very conservative professor of political science and political philosophy — often said to me in his characteristically arrogant way “If you’re not a socialist when you’re young, you have no heart — but if you don’t become a strong conservative when you’re older, you have no brain!”(!)



2/. Bob Lefsetz with a wonderful column......

Texas/Gun Control

Benghazi.

Hillary’s e-mails.

The stolen election.

You know exactly what I am talking about, even if you don’t know the underlying facts, because the Republican party hammered these messages every day for years, they kept them top of mind, they still want Hillary locked up, even though she’s a doting grandmother sans elected office.

Abortion?

That was last week’s news.




3/. Basketball coach Steve Kerr of the Golden State Warriors reacting to the school shooting.....he calls out Republican Senators in an 
emotional speech. It won't matter, they're scared to death of the base but it's good to be aggressive....
Powerful....2 minutes.....




4/. Matt Taibbi's view of Biden is that he is an even worse George W.....interesting POV about our President, and needless to say he's not a fan....

George W. Bush returned to the news last week. The man who once said, “Our enemies… never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we,” coughed up a gem of accidental truth about Ukraine. In the midst of blasting Vladimir Putin for suppressing dissent, he said:

The result is an absence of checks and balances in Russia, and the decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean, of Ukraine.

Iraq too. Anyway. (laughs)




5/. SNL with a painfully funny ad to get stupid people to vote.....one minute...



6/. A Rolling Stone look at how Trump and the Federalist Society have corrupted the 
judiciary....it's worse than you think....

The hard right’s takeover of the Supreme Court is real, and is having real consequences. But despite that leaked decision that would overturn Roe, this takeover isn’t just about abortion, and it’s not just about the Supreme Court. In fact, Trump-appointed judges at all levels of the judiciary are remaking nearly every aspect of American law, from voting rights to environmental regulations, police accountability to LGBTQ and women’s equality.

There are also a lot of these judges. In four years, the Trump administration put a record 226 life-tenure federal judges on the bench. And while these judges don’t make the headlines like the Supreme Court does, they are already transforming our country, a little bit at a time.




7/. The SNL cold open was different this week.....it was the third Alien Abduction sketch, and very funny....
This was also Kate McKinnon's last show......



8/. Interesting story from Slate about the extreme right wing, and how their hate gets institutionalised and spread.....there is no simple or easy way to combat 
this either, so we are in for a rough ride folks.....
And as a side note, this story is about 7 days old so the illustration is about the last mass shooting, not this week's Uvalde disaster.....

When the news alert popped up on my screen, I froze. Another deadly mass shooting had taken place, and a racist white man had murdered innocent Black people. Once again, the communities I study had fomented mass murder. And I very much doubt this will be the last time.

I’ve been doing fieldwork in far-right online communities since 2016. I hang out on white supremacist Telegram channels, comb through QAnon threads on 8kun (formerly known as 8chan), and watch TikToks that claim COVID-19 is a globalist plot. Like most people who work with far-right content, I find it emotionally draining and unpleasant. But I’m also convinced that the mainstream acceptability of extremely racist and conspiratorial beliefs is a threat to American democracy.





9/. The full Weekend Update with five segments, fast forward through the "hot new trends" one....



10/. There's a formula the Republicans use when we get these horrific killings, and it always works.....

The United States has dramatically more lax regulation of firearms than any peer nation, and as a result has far more gun ownership and, consequently, astronomical rates of gun violence. If you happen to be either a Second Amendment absolutist or a Republican who defers out of conservative-movement allyship to pro-gun absolutists, that last fact is simply an unavoidable cost.

Yes, enhanced mental-illness treatment or beefed-up security in sensitive areas like schools might make some small incremental difference. But on the whole, your ideological or political commitments treat massive levels of gun violence as the cost of doing business.



11/. This Bill Maher "New Rules" caused a storm in the LGBTQ community, saying he was 
picking on trans kids.....judge for yourself....



12/. Surveys.....of course we fill them out!



13/. If you know London From decades ago, you won't recognise it now......

“This,” announces Caroline Knowles, as we walk along a deserted road on the private Wentworth Estate in Virginia Water, “is where the trail runs cold. This is where money disappears from view.”

Knowles, a professor of sociology at Goldsmiths University, is interested in money, in wealth, how it is spent and how, as she puts it, it got “encrusted in the landscape of London”. That’s essentially the subject of her new book, Serious Money. Its subtitle is Walking Plutocratic London, and that’s exactly what she does in its pages, striding from Shoreditch and the City, through to St James’s, Mayfair, up to Regent’s Park, back down to Belgravia, Knightsbridge, Kensington, Notting Hill, Chelsea and out west to Richmond and finally Virginia Water




14/. If only this Tom Tomorrow was a joke....




15/. It's remarkable we have any teachers left in the public school system....good story detailing 
the pressure teachers are under, and of course Florida is ground zero....

NASHVILLE — My grandmother was still a teenager when she started her teaching career. She went to college for a year and then taught for a year to save money for tuition. After another year of college and another year of teaching, she married my grandfather. The wedding, everyone assumed, marked the end of her career. She was 21 years old.

Down here we call someone like my grandmother a natural-born teacher. She loved her job.



16/. This is from The Onion, and of course it's satire.....for now...

COOKEVILLE, TN—In a move to protect students from being indoctrinated against their will with radical left-wing theories, a teacher at the local high school was reportedly fired Monday for breaking Tennessee’s critical race theory laws when she told her students she was Black. “Simply put, we cannot have a teacher in this school system poisoning our children’s minds with her belief that she is a Black woman,” school board president Dale Nevis said of the dismissed educator, adding that she had been warned several times that she was making students in her classes uncomfortable by teaching that there were Black teachers in schools.



17/. A great sketch from Amy Schumer, "Fight Like A Girl".....three minutes, and pretty darn good....



18/. Bob Lefsetz on Musk, and how he has screwed himself and tarnished his mystique beyond repair.....

Musk Self-Immolates

And brings Tesla down in the process.

By the time you read this, “The New York Times” documentary on Tesla will have launched on Hulu. But read here for the main takeaways:

“Company insiders rip Tesla’s stance on safety in hard-hitting Elon Musk doc”: https://lat.ms/3LyXbki

For months the story has been percolating in the press. How Elon Musk personally chose a self-driving system that everyone but he believe is substandard. This is one case in which the ancient, rearguard companies may win in the end, by being cautious and thorough, which is hard for a tech company to be, at least one being launched and trying to build a customer base.




19/. John Oliver's full show - the first six minutes are a rundown of Doug Mastriano's candidacy for Governor, and how dangerous 
it is for Democrats to have encouraged the most extreme candidate - Republicans like extremism! 
The main part of his show is about the Subway chain, with some surprising facts about it and some hilarious Korean 
video......excellent comedic reporting from Oliver....




20/. News you don't see on MSM - from extreme heat to catastrophic flooding in the same 
month in India and Bangladesh.....this is pre-monsoon season, full monsoons are coming this summer....

NEW DELHI — Heavy pre-monsoon rains in India and Bangladesh have washed away train stations, towns and villages, leaving millions of people homeless as extreme weather events, including heat waves, intense rainfall and floods, become more common in South Asia.

More than 60 people have been killed in days of flooding, landslides and thunderstorms that have left many people without food and drinking water and have isolated them by cutting off the internet, according to officials.

The devastation in India’s northeast, one of the worst affected regions, has submerged railway tracks, bridges and roads.



21/. The Guardian likes the new season of "Stranger Things" on Netflix.....good!
Finn Wolfhard, Charlie Heaton and Noah Schnapp.Finn Wolfhard, Charlie Heaton and Noah Schnapp. Photograph: Courtesy of Netflix

Way back in 2016, when Stranger Things first hit Netflix, the world was a different place. The streaming service itself cost $8, and if you weren’t turned on by the prospect of endless, if vastly quality-variable content, there was the small matter of Stranger Things to convince you to hit that subscribe button. It had 80s nostalgia in spades, a soundtrack better than most John Hughes movies, and somehow seemed to do Stephen King better than the writer himself – or at least those film-makers and showrunners who have tried to bring the horror maestro’s work to the screen.https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2022/may/25/can-stranger-things-help-put-netflix-back-on-track?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other




Today's video - a classic one minute ad trying to get real Americans to visit Mississippi.....amusing....and pretty true as well.....



Today's Alzheimers joke 
This takes less than 15  seconds..
 
If you are male and over 65 yrs old,
you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test
 
How fast can you guess these
words and fill-in the blanks?
 
1. _ _NDOM
 
2. F_ _K
 
3. P_N_S
 
4. PU_S_
 
5. S_X
 
6. BOO_S
 
Answers:      
 
1. RANDOM
2. FORK
3. PANTS
4. PULSE
5. SIX
6. BOOKS
 
You got all 6 wrong...didn't you?
 
The good news is: You do NOT have Alzheimer's. 
 
However, you are a pervert.



Today's texting joke

Text to the Neighbor

  Hi Fred, this is Alan next door. I have a confession to make.
  I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and
  have been trying to get up the
  courage to tell you to your face, but I am at
  least now telling you in text as I cannot live with myself a
 moment longer without you knowing.

  The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night when
  you're not around. In fact, probably more than you.

  I haven't been getting it
  at home recently, but that's no excuse, I know. The
  temptation was just too much.

  I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept
  my sincerest apologies  and forgive me. It won't happen again.
 Please suggest a fee for usage, and I'll pay you.

  Regards, Alan.

  THE RESPONSE

  Fred, feeling insulted and
  betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his neighbor dead.  He
  returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and
 sat down on  the sofa.

  He took out his phone where he saw he had a second
  message from his neighbor.

 THE SECOND MESSAGE

  Hi Fred, This is Alan next door again.
  Sorry about the typo on my last
  text. I expect you figured it out anyway, 
  and that you noticed that darned Auto-Correct
 changed "wi-fi" to "wife"
 That's  technology for you, hey?

  Regards, Alan



Today's blond jokes.....

On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet. The blonde asked, “How am I supposed to know when I’m at 300 feet?” “That’s a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground.” After pondering his answer, she asked, “What happens if there’s no one there I know?”
The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. "I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any." "But I always get it here," says the blonde. "Do you have the container it comes in?" "Yes!" says the blonde, "I will go and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant." The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: "To apply, push up bottom."
One day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were on their way to heaven. God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven. So the redhead made it to the 45th step and laughed. The brunette made it to the 200th step and laughed. But the blonde made it to the 999th step and laughed even before god told his joke. God asked "Why did you laugh I haven't even told the joke yet" The blonde said "I know I just now got the first one!!!"

Saturday, May 21, 2022

Davids Daily Dose - Saturday May 21st

 

Note - as of 5PM Saturday the Times and WaPo websites have been hacked by the Syrian Army, so there are three stories [11. 17. 18] 
in this DDD that you can pull up tomorrow or whenever.....


1/  Abortion rights are going to be banned over half the US, and the response from Democrats has been......blah, 
that's yesterday's news. 
We need a leader with a spine.........
President Biden Awards Public Safety Officer Medals Of Valor To Recipients<br>WASHINGTON, DC - MAY 16: U.S. President Joe Biden hosts the awards ceremony for the Public Safety Officer Medals of Valor in the East Room of the White House on May 16, 2022 in Washington, DC. The medals are given for “extraordinary valor above and beyond the call of duty.” (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)
‘The White House had no strategy for abortion rights, but they did find time to scold frightened pro-choice voters who protested.’ Photograph: Chip Somodevilla/Getty Image

T

he Democrats have no plan. On Wednesday, just over a week after Politico published a leaked draft of Justice Samuel Alito’s forthcoming majority opinion in Dobbs v Jackson, which will overrule Roe v Wade next month, the Senate did the only thing they could think to do: they voted on the Women’s Health Protection Act, a bill to codify a federal right to abortion.



2/  And here's where the anti-abortion case is coming from....
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3/  John Oliver with some excellent comedic reporting on utilities, and how corrupt 
our energy system is.....




4/  Some races you may not be aware of blew off the Joe Manchin wing of the Democratic Party....
A REPUBLICAN-BACKED super PAC on Tuesday fell short in its bid to intervene in a Democratic primary against Pennsylvania state Rep. Summer Lee, a 34-year-old Black woman and rising star in the party, who fended off a tsunami of outside money to best anti-union attorney Steve Irwin. The spending, from a GOP-backed super PAC linked to AIPAC — the American Israel Public Affairs Committee — left Irwin behind by less than 1,000 votes.



5/  This toon is so f##ing true.....our outrage doesn't last....
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6/  One of our alert readers sent in this page from the spice company Penzey's website, and it seems the owner 
has had enough.....his message is extremely well written, and certainly resonated with me....
This is a brave company, so if you need spices....

About Republicans

As we’ve now said on our first-ever About Us page on our website, there’s something unique about humankind’s relationship with spices that time and again have caused spices to be a driving force for change. We live in a time calling out for change and for solutions to the very real problems our country and our planet face. There’s two very different futures ahead for us totally dependent on whether we solve these problems or not. With so much at stake we feel obligated to use the unique position spices hold in our lives to try to help promote the solutions to these problems as best we can.





7/  The Buffalo shooter isn't an anomaly - he's in the mainstream of the Tucker Carlson 
wing of the Republican party....
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There’s no such thing as a lone wolf — an appellation often given, in error, to terrorists who act alone, particularly those of the white supremacist variety. There are only those people who, fed a steady diet of violent propaganda and stochastic terror, take annihilatory rhetoric to its logical conclusion.




8/  Samantha Bee with an excellent, powerful five minutes on abortion rights....ladies, a must watch....
Really, really good....




9/  The always challenging Andrew Sullivan with a most interesting piece, where he says the left's obsession with labelling minorities 
has led to whites banding together in response....
More than a few grains of truth here....
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The MSM rushed last weekend to explain the previously obscure conspiracy theory that motivated a mass-murderer on a shooting spree in a black neighborhood in Buffalo, New York. We didn’t get to read the warped “manifesto” of the mass shooter, but we were told about its account of “Great Replacement Theory.” It posits that a shadowy, global elite (in this case — surprise! — Jewish) is deliberately fostering mass non-white immigration to dilute the voting power of white Americans. The goal is a minority-majority country in which the Republican Party is doomed by inexorable racial demographics, and a whole new multiracial society can be built on the smoldering ruins of “white supremacy.”




10/  SNL's "American Inventor"....worth the five minutes for a deadpan Steve Martin....



11/  Paul Krugman explains the crypto crash in clear and simple language......



12/  This SNL skit is a little far fetched.....or is it? Mildly amusing....5 minutes....



13/  The always insightful Bob Lefsetz tells us what will happen with Musk/Twitter, and other philosophical musings......

Free speech!

That’s already out of the headlines, we’re back to Russia/Ukraine all the time.

Did you know there were anti-abortion protests over the weekend?

I only knew because of a very short article deep into the pages of the “Wall Street Journal” and a slightly longer piece in the “New York Times.” I hope the participants feel good about themselves, because their efforts had no effect whatsoever. You see protests like that, organized, not spontaneous, were built for the last century, when we all watched network news, when we were all aware of the same news, not today.




14/  I like this guy.....John Fetterman.....
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What sort of Democrat would it take to win against Donald Trump’s Republican Party?

He (almost certainly a he) would be young and white, side-parted and square-jawed — as “pleasantly inoffensive” as “vanilla ice cream or a pair of well-pressed khakis,” as The Atlantic put it in 2018. His resume would glisten with public service, with time in the Marine Corps (military!) and as a prosecutor (law enforcement!). He’d defend popular entitlement programs like Social Security and Medicaid while condemning the GOP’s 2017 tax breaks for the rich. Maybe he’d fire off an AR-15 in an advertisement to prove he “loves to shoot,” but demand stronger background checks in the wake of a mass shooting.



15/  Umair with one of his more reasonable posts....society collapsing.....
When I look at the world today, I see something chilling. Collapse is already here — and it’s spreading. And next to it is the curious juxtaposition of pretending that life will go on “normally.” I’ve warned for some time now that we’re entering an age of collapse, where our great systems will fail — and if you look around now, you can see it beginning to happen.




16/  Weekend Update #1....Mixed, but pretty good overall....3 minutes....


Weekend Update #2....Just good.....


Weekend Update #3 with Sarah Sherman.....funny....she's their "Field Correspondent" and 
torments Colin Jost unmercifully....



17/  David Wallace-Wells with his take on the extreme weather events around the globe - bottom line? Get used to them....
Very good story indeed....



18/  If you know London, you know a new Tube line is a big deal......and according to this story the "Elizabeth Line " is amazing....



19/  SNL - "Baby Monitor".....a little creepy, but amusing.....four minutes....



20/  Need more Covid home tests? The Gub'mint is going to give them to you....
The U.S. government has doubled the number of COVID-19 test kits people can order for their household.

The government previously limited households to one order of four at-home rapid test kits, however, households can now order eight kits. The kits come in two packages and will be shipped free, according to the U.S. Postal Service.

People who have ordered previous test kits from the program are eligible for another round as well.


21/  Fascinating and depressing story on how the treasures of outdoor Florida have been ruined and in some cases destroyed 
by corruption, greed and our Republican administrations.....
We used to live in a beautiful state.....
"Paved Paradise, Put Up a Parking Lot".....

You can tell many stories about Florida, but one of the most tragic and with the worst long-term consequences is this: since development in Florida began in earnest in the 20th century, state leaders and developers have chosen a cruel, unsustainable legacy involving the nonstop slaughter of wildlife and the destruction of habitat, eliminating some of the most unique flora and fauna in the world.

In his 1944 book That Vanishing Eden: A Naturalist’s Florida, Thomas Barbour bemoaned the environmental damage caused by development to the Miami area and wrote, “Florida … must cease to be purely a region to be exploited and flung aside, having been sucked dry, or a recreation area visited by people who …  feel no sense of responsibility and have no desire to aid and improve the land.”

Even then, a dark vision of Florida’s future was clear.

Most of this harm has been inflicted in the service of unlimited and poorly planned growth, sparked by greed and short-term profit. This murder of the natural world has accelerated in the last decade to depths unheard of. The process has been deliberate, often systemic, and conducted from on-high to down-low, with special interests flooding the state with dark money, given to both state and local politicians in support of projects that bear no relationship to best management of natural resources. These projects typically reinforce income inequalityand divert attention and money away from traditionally disadvantaged communities.1



22/  "Blonde" is an explosive new movie about the life of Marilyn Monroe......
Abiding icon … Marilyn Monroe in Palm Springs, California, in 1954.
Abiding icon … Marilyn Monroe in Palm Springs, California, in 1954. Photograph: Baron/Getty Images

From Cannes to the Met Gala, the screen icon’s lucrative legacy lives on. But how will a new film affect the way the world sees her?

Nearly 60 years after her death, the entertainment industry’s attempts to resurrect Marilyn Monroe continue apace. Earlier this week, Andy Warhol’s 1964 silk-screen portrait of the actor was sold at auction for $195m – the highest sum ever paid for a work of 20th-century art




 Today's video - If you are flying to the UK, don't book anything that lands at Birmingham airport in the winter......worth watching again.....

Welcome to Birmingham, England - where pilots have white knuckles and steel balls. This eleven minute video highlights the skill and focus that is demanded from pilots who fly here. So, find something to bite down on, and imagine yourself flying in the back of one of these planes!                                                                                     

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P9OAng32F0


Today's medical joke....

An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution.

When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.

The female doctor says,”I’m going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to.

I want you to lie on your right side,bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say,

’99’.

The old guy obeys and says, “99”.

The doctor says, “Great”, now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, ’99”.

Again, the old guy says, ’99’.”

The doctor said, “Very good”.

Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly.

I’m going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I’m going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way.

Now take a deep breath and say, ’99’.

The old guy begins,

“One….

two…

three…”


Today's police joke.....

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:

 

Two Prostitutes - $50.00.


A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them, and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

At that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "Jesus Saves."

One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?"

 

"Well, that's a little different," the officer said. "Their sign pertains to religion."

 

A few hours later the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car.

 

He figured he had an easy arrest……… until he read their new sign:


  

Two Fallen Angels
Seeking Peter -- $50.

 




Today's retiree joke.....

I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus.Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one.
It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1955.

Symptoms:

1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. Done that! 

2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail! That too!

3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person. Yep!

4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. Aha!

5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. Well well!

6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished. Oh, no not again!

7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND." And I just hate that!

8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE." Oh No!

It's called the "C-Nile virus."

Have I already sent this to you?  Or did you send it to me?    



Today's travel joke

A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber, who responded, “Why would anyone want to go there. It’s crowded and dirty and full of Italians. You’re crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?”

 

“We’re taking United,” was the reply. “We got a great rate!” “United!” exclaimed the barber. “That’s a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly and they’re always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?”

 

“We’ll be at the downtown International Marriott.” “That dump! That’s the worst hotel in Rome. The rooms are small, the service is surly and they’re overpriced. So, whatcha doing when you get there?”

 

We’re going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope. “That’s rich,” laughed the barber. “You and a million other people trying to see him. He’ll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You’re going to need it!”

 

A month later, the man again came in for his regular haircut. The barber asked him about his trip to Rome. “It was wonderful,” explained the man. “Not only were we on time in one of United’s brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a beautiful young stewardess who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel! Well, it was great! They’d just finished a $25 million remodeling job and now it’s the finest hotel in the city. They were overbooked too, so they apologized and gave us the presidential suite at no extra charge!”

 

“Well,” muttered the barber. “I know you didn’t get to see the Pope.” “Actually, we were quite lucky, for as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I’d be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked in. As I knelt down he spoke to me.”

 

“What did he say?”

 

“He said, ‘Where’d you get the shitty haircut ?