Saturday, October 30, 2010

Davids Daily Dose - Saturday October 30th


1/  If everything we are hearing about the results of the elections to come Tuesday is true the Republicans will probably take control of the House, and Paul Krugman spells out what the consequences are if this happens.....get ready for a nasty, partisan and depressing couple of years...
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No, we can’t. This is going to be terrible. In fact, future historians will probably look back at the 2010 election as a catastrophe for America, one that condemned the nation to years of political chaos and economic weakness.
Start with the politics.
In the late-1990s, Republicans and Democrats were able to work together on some issues. President Obama seems to believe that the same thing can happen again today. In a recent interview with National Journal, he sounded a conciliatory note, saying that Democrats need to have an “appropriate sense of humility,” and that he would “spend more time building consensus.” Good luck with that.












2/  After that certified downer, an amusing column from Gail Collins on the lessons learned from this election....in advance.....I think she's psychic.......

There have been so many possible worst campaign moments that it’s impossible to pick a favorite. The woman who got stomped by a Rand Paul supporter? Rand Paul’s head-stomping response? (“It is an unusual situation to have so many people so passionate on both sides.”) The political operative in South Carolina who felt compelled to go on television and confess to a one-night stand with the gubernatorial candidate Nikki Haley? Sharron Angle’s “some of you look a little more Asian to me” remark to the Latino students? Sharron Angle’s announcement that Dearborn, Mich., is governed by Islamic Sharia law? Sharron Angle?
My own personal worst campaign moment came at the New York gubernatorial debate, when the lights went up to reveal seven contenders vying for the right to lead the state, one of whom was famous only for her claim to be the madam who supplied Eliot Spitzer with prostitutes.













3/  Good column from Nicholas Kristof on why pot should be legalised........he has three main reasons, the first below.....

 Our nearly century-long experiment in banning marijuana has failed as abysmally as Prohibition did, and California may now be pioneering a saner approach. Sure, there are risks if California legalizes pot. But our present drug policy has three catastrophic consequences.
First, it squanders billions of dollars that might be better used for education. California now spends more money on prisons than on higher education. It spends about $216,000 per year on each juvenile detainee, and just $8,000 on each child in the troubled Oakland public school system.
Each year, some 750,000 Americans are arrested for possession of small amounts of marijuana. Is that really the optimal use of our police force?



And a recent poll from the LA Times saying California Prop 19 is trailing 51% to 39%...but the poll reflects the "establishment" who are desperate to see this fail.....think about it - a pollster calls you and asks if you approve of Prop 19.....would you tell them the truth?

Just days ago, Proposition 19's prospects seemed shaky. A Los Angeles Times/USC poll found likely voters opposing it by 51% to 39%, and the Yes on Prop. 19 campaign was short on funds. Then George Soros, the billionaire financier and philanthropist with a long-standing interest in loosening drug laws, resuscitated its chances with a last-minute $1-million donation.














4/  Fawlty Towers - some say [and I definitely agree] the funniest comedy series ever made....the cottage we rented in Wales had a CD and we watched two of them again....they still hold up 30 years later.....
Here's a 2 minute clip of Basil in "The Germans"......














5/  Awww..... nice to know the oil oligarchs are doing just fine.....warm fuzzies everyone........Exxon profits up 52%.....not to worry, oil will last forever, Exxon and the rest of the boys will take care of us......

Exxon’s performance reflected the strong results of several other large oil companies, although profits still cannot compare with the records set two and three years ago when oil and gas prices were substantially higher than they are today.
Royal Dutch Shell, Europe’s largest oil company, reported earlier Thursday that its third-quarter profit rose by 7 percent.ConocoPhillips announced on Wednesday that its net income had more than doubled for the quarter.
“Industry fundamentals have lifted sharply from a year ago,” said Fadel Gheit, a senior oil analyst at Oppenheimer & Company. “A rising tide raises all ships.”













6/  Not sure how many of you open the music videos, but here's one that's unique - from the French band Daft Punk -  "Around the World".....absolutely wonderful, more dance than music but it's captivating.....well worth the 3 minutes.....almost as hypnotic as "I'm not a witch"














7/  Property Market
The foreclosure crisis truly is a horrible mess.......who knows where this is going to end up.....
As lenders have reviewed tens of thousands of mortgages for errors in recent weeks, more and more homeowners are stepping forward to say that they were victims of bank mistakes — and in many cases, demanding legal recourse.
Some homeowners say the banks tried to foreclose on a house that did not even have a mortgage. Others say they believed they were negotiating with the bank in good faith. Still others say that even though they are delinquent on their mortgage payments, they deserve the right to due process before being evicted.
Some consumer lawyers say they are now swamped with homeowners saying they have been wronged by slipshod bank practices and want to fight to keep their homes. 













8/  Halliburton, Dick Cheney's old company, knew the cement would fail in the BP blowout well but went ahead and used it anyway.....think anything will come of this? Not in this political environment.....the oligarchs have it all taken care of.....

In the first official finding of responsibility for the blowout, which killed 11 workers and led to the biggest offshore oil spill in American history, the commission staff determined that Halliburton had conducted three laboratory tests that indicated that the cement mixture did not meet industry standards.
The result of at least one of those tests was given on March 8 to BP, which failed to act upon it, the panel’s lead investigator, Fred H. Bartlit Jr., said ina letter delivered to the commissioners on Thursday. “There is no indication that Halliburton highlighted to BP the significance of the foam stability data or that BP personnel raised any questions about it,” Mr. Bartlit said in his report.













9/  Jon Stewart and the President - didn't see this show as a lot of US TV and videos are blocked from access from Europe......but it sounds good.....

“You ran on very high rhetoric, hope and change, and the Democrats this year seem to be running on, ‘Please baby, one more chance,’ ” Mr. Stewart said at one point. At another, he wondered aloud whether Mr. Obama had traded the audacity of 2008 for pragmatism in 2010, offering a platform of “Yes we can, given certain conditions.”
Mr. Obama paused for a moment. “I think I would say, ‘Yes we can, but —— ”
Mr. Stewart, laughing, cut him off. The president pushed ahead, finishing his sentence: “But it’s not going to happen overnight.”
The gentle ribbing was perhaps a price the White House was willing to pay for the opportunity to reach Mr. Stewart’s valuable audience — young people who turned out in droves for the president, but who are deeply dissatisfied with him.












10/  Random notes from Europe

It's rare to see grass in Portugal....mostly rocks....only upscale hotels and golf courses have grass, probably because of the water shortage.....it's quite disorienting.....


Fish is such a culture in Portugal.....every coastal town has a small port with it's fishing fleet. Mostly small trawlers, 30-40 feet, going out every morning at 6am, coming back at dusk.......
All restaurants have fish, mostly grilled, always fresh and delicious. Grilled sardines are a staple food, totally taken for granted, normally the cheapest thing on the menu.
Just got me thinking - what will happen to this country when the fish aren't there any more? It's jobs, fishermen, the local markets, restaurants and more but it's also the essence of the culture of Portugal and most of the Mediterranean....fish, and cheap fish too......
The Spanish, Japanese, Chinese and other long net trawlers are decimating the oceans of all fish, and some scientists give it 5 to 10 years to when a lot of fish stocks collapse irrevocably.....which then leads to how will the Portuguese culture survive without fish?


The cities are incredibly clean - there are waste bins everywhere and the city workers are out early picking up the garbage, but the people don't litter as much as the US.....and neighborhood recycling centers are everywhere even it the cities.....Europeans separate their recycling by plastics, glass, cardboard and paper and all the citizens do it.....I know in Mount Dora they have special trucks that take all recyclables and somehow separate them ......somewhere........


We're in Lisbon, and have yet to see a fat person in Portugal......we saw a few Germans on vacation in the Algarve who obviously enjoyed a few brewskis, but no obesity......hmmmm......


Again - the food. The taste of the vegetables and meats are like the old days - the chickens are chickeny, tomatoes are tomatoey etc etc......and the portion sizes are smaller than the US.....we haven't had a bad meal yet, and we're desperately walking miles every day to compensate.....


Parking is a nightmare in Europe.....you have to be lucky or rich to get legal parking in the cities, and this is October! Tourist season is almost over, and still it's tough. I cannot even imagine what a vision from hell the roads in Europe are like from mid-June to August.....don't even think about a driving vacation here in the summer.....


We rented an Audi A3 1.6 TDI for the last four days, and again got 55-60 mpg.......like the VW Passat Bluemotion it was a tad underpowered but we did over 1000 km and didn't have to fill it until we turned it in....it had the stop engine function at traffic lights, and the engine starts again when you press the clutch......you can get the same Audi in the US but the only model is a 2 liter TDI, which gets 30-35 mpg. 
Oh well....consumers get a little more demanding when gas is the equivalent of $8.00 a gallon.....


Apart from one day of rain in the UK we have been really lucky with the weather....until yesterday, when Lisbon had a storm that dropped 4 inches of rain in a couple of hours, flooding drains and sewers.....whole neighborhoods were under water.....and this is a dry country.....hmmmm.....climate change? Nawww.....









11/  "Why sisterly chats make people happier". The title says it all.....very good story.....for all  humans, not just the ladies......

My own recent research about sisters suggests a more subtle dynamic. I interviewed more than 100 women about their sisters, but if they also had brothers, I asked them to compare. Most said they talked to their sisters more often, at greater length and, yes, about more personal topics. This often meant that they felt closer to their sisters, but not always.
One woman, for example, says she talks for hours by phone to her two brothers as well as her two sisters. But the topics differ. She talks to her sisters about their personal lives; with her brothers she discusses history, geography and books.













12/  Movie Time

The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets Nest - Swedish version - We've just finished the second book [Played with Fire] and have Netflixed the second movie.....but here's the third movie review and it sounds excellent.....
Look at Noomi Rapace's picture - is this not Lisbeth Salander? How can they find a Hollywood actress to replace her?



And here's the 30 second trailer.....oooohhhhh.....looks amazing!!!





A small movie for your Netflix queue......"Monsters"......great review......

Earthling romance blossoms among alien invaders in“Monsters,” a wondrously atmospheric drama from the young British filmmaker Gareth Edwards.

Set in 2015, six years after a space probe accidentally seeded a large slice of northern Mexico with extraterrestrials, the film accompanies a dour news photographer (Scoot McNairy) on the hunt for creature close-ups. Unhappily assigned to escort his boss’s daughter (Whitney Able) from Mexico to the United States, he is dismayed to learn their only route leads directly through the quarantined “infected zone.” Even more dismaying, alien migration is imminent, and the beasts are restless.














13/  TV Review
"The Walking Dead"....the last mention here was a news story - this is a review of the program.....and it's good.....of course it's good, it's got zombies!

All it really takes to outrun a zombie is a car. Also, a bullet to the head will stop one cold. And that may explain why so many men prefer zombies to vampires: zombie stories pivot on men’s two favorite things: fast cars and guns. Better yet, zombies almost never talk. Vampires, especially of late, are mostly a female obsession. Works like “Twilight” and “True Blood”suggest that the best way to defeat a vampire is to make him fall so in love that he resists the urge to bite. And that’s a powerful, if naïve, female fantasy: a mate so besotted he gives up his most primal cravings for the woman he loves.
Vampires are imbued with romance. Zombies are not. (Zombies are from Mars, vampires are from Venus.)











Todays video - Heinz Microwave....











Todays political joke

Retirement Dinner
 
 A priest was being 
honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner.

 However, he was delayed, so the priest decided to say his own few words while they  waited:

 "I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled  from his employer, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal  drugs, and gave VD to his sister.. 

 I was appalled. But as the  days went on I learned that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving  people.'...

 Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of
 apologies at being late. 
He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk:

 'I'll never forget the first day Father Michael arrived as our parish
 priest", said the politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first
 person to go to him for confession." 
 
  










Todays Nun joke


Cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you"
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:  #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."









Todays Irish jokes

Paddy, the Irish boyfriend of the woman whose head was found on Dublin beach was asked to identify her.
A detective held up the head to which point Paddy said "I don't think that's her, she wasn't that tall!" 
 
 
 
Paddy calls Easyjet to book a flight.
The operator asks "How many people are flying with you?" 

Paddy replies "I don't know! It’s your f***ing plane!" 
 

Two Irish couples decided to swap partners for the night. 
After 3 hours of amazing sex, Paddy says "I wonder how the girls are getting on". 
 
 
Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night.
She undresses, lies on the bed spread-eagled and says
"You know what I want, don't you?" 

"Yeah," says Paddy. "The whole feckin' bed by the looks of it!" 
 
 
 
Q. What's a Catholic priest and a pint of Guinness got in common?
A. A black coat, white collar and you've got to watch your arse if you get a dodgy one! 
Wonder what dodgy means...)
 
Mick and Paddy are reading head stones at an English cemetery. 
Mick says "Crikey! There's a bloke here who was 152!" 
Paddy says "What's his name?" 
Mick replies "Miles, from London !" 
 





Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Davids Daily Dose - Wednesday October 27th

Some very good political stories today....but read #1.....




1/  Thomas Friedman is pissed. I've not read such a searing column in the Times for a while.....actually it is most depressing because after he lists the pathetic policies both parties are pursuing he then lists out where we stand vs the rest of the world in competitiveness and anything to do with science and engineering.....I recommend reading this if you are fed up with our disgustingly stupid politics and intend to move to Canada....it'll make up your mind.....

Policies sampler.....

Let’s immediately cut government spending, instead of phasing cuts in gradually, while we’re still mired in a recession — because that worked so well in the Great Depression. Let’s roll back financial regulation — because we’ve learned from experience that Wall Street can police itself and average Americans will never have to bail it out.
Let’s have no limits on corporate campaign spending so oil and coal companies can more easily and anonymously strip the Environmental Protection Agency of its powers to limit pollution in the air our kids breathe. 
Where we stand sampler.....

“Here is a little dose of reality about where we actually rank today,” says Vest: sixth in global innovation-based competitiveness, but 40th in rate of change over the last decade; 11th among industrialized nations in the fraction of 25- to 34-year-olds who have graduated from high school; 16th in college completion rate; 22nd in broadband Internet access; 24th in life expectancy at birth; 27th among developed nations in the proportion of college students receiving degrees in science or engineering; 48th in quality of K-12 math and science education; and 29th in the number of mobile phones per 100 people.












2/  Another "what might have been" column from Paul Krugman, this time honing in of how the much reviled stimulus package should have been larger.....and jobs jobs jobs the priority.....oh well......

A few commentators will point out, with much more justice, that Mr. Obama never made a full-throated case for progressive policies, that he consistently stepped on his own message, that he was so worried about making bankers nervous that he ended up ceding populist anger to the right.
But the truth is that if the economic situation were better — if unemployment had fallen substantially over the past year — we wouldn’t be having this discussion. We would, instead, be talking about modest Democratic losses, no more than is usual in midterm elections.
The real story of this election, then, is that of an economic policy that failed to deliver. Why? Because it was greatly inadequate to the task.
When Mr. Obama took office, he inherited an economy in dire straits — more dire, it seems, than he or his top economic advisers realized. They knew that America was in the midst of a severe financial crisis. But they don’t seem to have taken on board the lesson of history, which is that major financial crises are normally followed by a protracted period of very high unemployment.












3/  Excellent essay on Turkey, the Muslim nation that is also a success story.....also a country we are trying to bully into following US foreign policy and who is having none of it.....welcome to the future.....we don't dominate the world quite like we used to.....

Ahmet Davutoglu, who birthed a foreign policy doctrine and has been Turkey’s foreign minister since May 2009, has irked a lot of Americans. He’s seen as the man behind Turkey’s “turning East,” as Iran’s friend, as Israel’s foe, as a fickle NATO ally wary of a proposed new missile shield, and as the wily architect of Turkey’s new darling status with Arab states. The Obama administration has said it is “disappointed” in Turkey’s no vote on Iran sanctions last June; Congress is not pleased, holding up an ambassadorial appointment and huffing over arms sales.
Nostalgia is running high in Washington for the pliant Turkey of Cold-War days. Davutoglu is having none of it. “We don’t want to be a frontier country like in the Cold War,” he told me. “We don’t want problems with any neighbor” — and that, of course, would include Iran.













4/  A missing college student, and the girls from her sorority make a plea for her return....moving story from Onion News....funny too.....













5/  Justice Clarence Thomas
Excellent summary of the whole rotten mess of this weekend's controversy with Justice Scumbag....it would just be pathetic if he wasn't so powerful......to have an evil man like him as one of the Supreme Court says a lot about our country.....declining standards indeed.....

Joe Biden, the senator who ran those hearings, was leery of the liberal groups eager to use Hill as a pawn to checkmate Thomas. He circumscribed the testimony of women who could have corroborated Hill’s unappetizing portrait of a power-abusing predator.
For the written record, Biden allowed negative accounts only from women who had worked with Thomas. He also ruled out testimony from women who simply had personal relationships with Thomas, and did not respond to a note from McEwen — a former assistant U.S. attorney who had once worked as a counsel for Biden’s committee — reminding him of her long relationship with Thomas.
It’s too late to relitigate the shameful Thomas-Hill hearings. We’re stuck with a justice-for-life who lied his way onto the bench with the help of bullying Republicans and cowed Democrats.
We don’t know why Ginni Thomas, who was once in the thrall of a cultish self-help group called Lifespring, made that odd call to Hill at 7:30 on a Saturday morning. But we do know that the Thomases show supremely bad judgment. Mrs. Thomas, a queen of the Tea Party, is the founder of a new nonprofit group, Liberty Central, which she boasts will be bigger than the Tea Party. She sports and sells those foam Statue of Liberty-style crowns as she makes her case against the “tyranny” of President Obama and Congressional Democrats, who, she charges, are hurting the “core founding principles” of America.












6/  "Boot the Blue Dogs"
Interesting commentary on divisions inside the Democratic Party....don't often see such a good analysis....if you're interested in politics read this - you'll learn something....

What happened? One important explanation is that divisions inside the Democratic coalition, which held together during the 2008 campaign, have come spilling out into the open. Conservative Democrats have opposed key elements of the president’s agenda, while liberal Democrats have howled that their majority is being hijacked by a rogue group of predominantly white men from small rural states. President Obama himself appears caught in the middle, unable to satisfy the many factions inside his party’s big tent.











7/  Amusing [and affectionate] take on President Obama's present troubles in a musical Gilbert and Sullivan format.....not sure who the actor playing Obama is but he sure can sing!! Very good indeed......














8/  Never made this connection before, but now I've read it it seems obvious. The parallels between the "big food" industry and the financial system.....and how they are both bad for you.....amusing little essay.......and very illuminating about food.....

I just read Michael Pollan’s book, In Defense of Food, and what struck me was the parallels between the evolution of food and the evolution of finance since the 1970s. This will only confirm my critics’ belief that I see the same thing everywhere, but bear with me for a minute.
Pollan’s account, grossly simplified, goes something like this. The dominant ideology of food in the United States is nutritionism: the idea that food should be thought of in terms of its component nutrients. Food science is devoted to identifying the nutrients in food that make us healthy or unhealthy, and encouraging us to consume more of the former and less of the latter. This is good for nutritional “science,” since you can write papers about omega-3 fatty acids, while it’s very hard to write papers about broccoli.
http://baselinescenario.com/2010/10/24/food-and-finance/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+BaselineScenario+%28The+Baseline+Scenario%29














9/  Fly a lot? The Practical Traveller on how airports could improve themselves.....for instance did you know Vancouver Airport has a bar in the luggage carousel area?
Useful stuff.....

It took more than half an hour to get through LaGuardia security, and once I got to the overcrowded gate — after a stop in a less-than-clean bathroom — the cacophony of competing announcements, a blaring television and a passenger’s music player blasting without headphones was deafening, especially at 9 a.m.
But when I landed at Detroit Metropolitan Wayne County Airport, the highest-ranking large airport in this year’s J. D. Power & Associates North Americacustomer satisfaction survey, it was as though I had arrived in another country. The main terminal, finished in 2002, is spacious and full of light, with plenty of comfortable seats at each gate and a wide choice of restaurants.
Stuart Greif, vice president of the global travel practice at J. D. Power, said the contrast between the two airports illustrates the widening spread between the best and worst domestic airports.












10/  Interesting story of how the huge cruise ships are creating separate spaces for their suite passengers.....boy how the wheel turns.....for the last 40 years the big advantage of modern cruising was the egalitarianism of it - same dining room, same shows, same treatment for all classes of cabins, but now we are back to "first class" and "all others".......come to think of it isn't this happening in our society? 
Here's a freebie for you, NCL boys -  a new slogan for ads in upscale magazines - "come sail in your own gated community".......

In fact, this more sophisticated and upscale version of cruising is becoming so widespread that the industry calls it the “ship within a ship” experience, with VIP decks accessible only to other suite passengers. Almost all are booked months in advance. The Villa Complex on Norwegian Cruise Line’s newest and largest 4,100-passenger ship, Epic, includes 13 penthouses—with one measuring up to 2,200 square meters—where guests order from a special room-service menu and enjoy private courtyard, pool, lounge, and fitness areas. The November arrival of Royal Caribbean’s Allure of the Seas, with a passenger capacity of 5,400, has eight different types of suites, including three loft categories that vary in size, with a Concierge Club lounge and reserved prime seating for shows. The AquaClass status on the 2,850-guest Celebrity Eclipsebuys guests accommodations in one of the 130 staterooms on Deck 11 that include, among other amenities, access to Blu, the specialty restaurant designed exclusively for AquaClass guests.













11/  Music Video
Dark and gloomy video from Linkin Park....why is this in here? Mirrors the elections.....














12/  Book Review - "Life" by Keith Richards
You know when the talk gets idle at the dinner table and you're asked if you could come back as someone, who would it be? I always say I want to come back as Keith Richards.....and now he's written a book? Oh joy.....Mary! Another one for the Christmas stocking!

Now Mr. Richards has written the keeper: “Life,” a big, fierce, game-changing account of the Stones’ nearly half-century-long adventure.
“It’s the most difficult thing I’ve ever done,” he says about the book. “I’d rather make 10 records.”
But he sounds anything but weary. And he seems refreshed, bearing surprisingly little resemblance to the battered, kohl-eyed pirate Keith Richards who looks like 50 miles of bad road. Today, in neutral street clothes and hot-green shoes, he is positively debonair. On his hands: the ubiquitous silver skull ring, swollen knuckles, the thin white scar from a hunk of steaming phosphorus that burned his finger to the bone while he played through a concert without stopping. 



And here's a column on our Keith from Maureen Dowd, very sympathetic, she says he's a gentleman! 

The shy English Boy Scout and choirboy who started out with “no chick in the world” describes the women he was involved with — from road flings to his manager to his ex, Anita Pallenberg — with candor but generosity.
Even groupies are accorded respect. “You could look upon them more like the Red Cross,” he says. “They’d wash your clothes, they’d bathe you and stuff.”
Learning that there’s a blind girl who loyally follows the band, he arranges for her to get rides from the group’s truck drivers.













13/  New TV Show - "The Walking Dead".....yeah baby.......it's about zombies.....need any more detail? Why? 
Set your TiVo's now.....

In some ways the television version of “The Walking Dead” hews closely to the story established in the comic books. Its central character is Rick Grimes (played by Andrew Lincoln), a Kentucky police officer who is hospitalized in a coma after being wounded in the line of duty. He revives weeks later to a world that has been devastated by zombies, leaving him to seek out whether his family — and humanity — has survived.
The series also finds ways to weave in subplots that were not in Mr. Kirkman’s original tales, expanding on the back stories of supporting characters, lingering on scenes that in the comics are told in just a few panels.














Todays Daytime Lover joke


A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, ' Dark in here.'

The man says, 'Yes, it is.'

Boy: 'I have a baseball..'

Man: 'That's nice'

Boy: 'Want to buy it?'

Man: 'No, thanks.'

Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'
Man: 'OK, how much?'
Boy: '$250'
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy: 'Dark in here.'
Man: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'
Boy: '$750'
Man: 'Sold.'
A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, 'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.'
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.'
The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?' 
Boy: '$1,000'
The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession.'
They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door..
The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again; you're in my closet now.'






Todays slightly rude but really funny joke [1]


A man laid off from work went into the Job Center in downtown Boston and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details. 

The clerk pulled up the file and read...

"The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down, and carefully wash their private regions then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair after which you must rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. 

The annual salary is $75,000, and you'll have to
go to Burlington, Vermont ."

"Good grief; is that where the job is?"

"No sir, that's where the end of the line is right now".











Todays slightly rude but really funny joke [2]


I went to the doctor's the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, drop-dead gorgeous!
I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before.
Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out ."

I said, "I think my dick tastes funny..."