Thursday, October 29, 2015

Davids Daily Dose - Thursday October 29th

Frank Rich with his conclusions on the Republican debate.....in my opinion a fair and accurate analysis......and his comments on Jeb! are nice to see because I hated that bastard when he was our corrupt Governor, although he looks like Winston Churchill next to Voldemort who we have now......

Anyway.....see if you agree with Rich.....

GOP 2016 Debate
Republican Presidential hopefuls. Photo: Mark J. Terrill/AP/Corbis
Most weeks, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich speaks with contributor Alex Carp about the biggest stories in politics and culture. This week: the third GOP debate. 
There were ten candidates onstage in the CNBC prime-time Republican debate, not to mention the other four candidates who appeared earlier in the kiddie-table debate. Did last night winnow the field?
For the past couple of weeks, we’ve been treated to a steady barrage of articles and opinion columns in virtually every major publication touting Marco Rubio as the most talented, the most likely, the most obvious survivor in this overcrowded field — the sole Establishment candidate who can survive the onslaught of the Trump-Carson crazies and walk away with the prize. 










Miss the show last night? Here is the debate in 2 minutes.....











One of the better detailed analyses of the debate is this one from Salon's Sean Illing......with his conclusions about each of them and their future seat in the clown car.....

The inane spectacle of the GOP debate: Cruz the showboating creep, Rubio the slick operator & Bush the desperate flop


The inane spectacle of the GOP debate: Cruz the showboating creep, Rubio the slick operator & Bush the desperate flop(Credit: Reuters/Evan Semon)
Last night’s Republican presidential debate was interesting for all the wrong reasons. We learned little. The candidates evaded the toughest questions. Moderators failed to challenge fact-free answers. And the dynamics didn’t change.
What happened was less a debate among contenders and more a showdown between the candidates and the moderators. Everyone attacked the moderators when they heard a question they didn’t like, and then made a show of their rebelliousness – this was great for anti-media conservatives, but a distraction for everyone else. The moderators had their moments, but they were mostly awful. Frivolous questions about Rubio’s absenteeism or Trump’s “moral character” or fantasy football gave the candidates just enough fodder to avoid answering the hard questions whenever they were asked. The result of all this was two and a half hours of political gas.
Here’s a candidate-by-candidate breakdown.











And speaking of debates, here is "Bad Lip Reading" with the first Democratic debate....five hilarious minutes.....

The first Democratic Party debate on CNN was okay. Sure, it had Bernie Sanders‘ outburst about Hillary Clinton‘s emails and Jim Webb‘s non-joke about killing a guy in Vietnam, but it never really got good until Saturday Night Live lampooned it. In fact, satire is probably the only thing that would make such a fiasco watchable in the first place.
Hence YouTube’s Bad Lip Reading crew, which took on the first GOP debate back in August. They did a pretty good job of rendering Fox News’ highly-rated hours-long farce into a few minutes of watchable television, and now they’ve done it again with the CNN Democratic debate.









Great commercial, "Trouble on the Moon"......45 seconds.......











I think I am a little more informed than most, but even so I didn't answer the question below they asked about CEO pay correctly and I'll bet you don't either.....an eye opening story....

We are the most unequal society in the developed world: As bad as you think income inequality is, it's so much worse(Credit: AP/Reuters/Dennis Van Tine/Richard Drew/Shannon Stapleton)
The following is an excerpt from Runaway Inequality: An Activist’s Guide to Economic Justice, by Les Leopold (Chelsea Green, 2015).
Please take a moment to write down the answers to two basic questions:
  • How much do you think the CEO of a large corporation makes in a year, on average?
  • How much do you think an entry-level factory worker earns in a year, on average?
Your answers allow for the construction of an important statistic about inequality – the wage-gap ratio.
For example, let’s say your answer is that the typical CEO makes about $500,000 per year, while the factory worker earns about $25,000 per year. That gives us a wage-gap ratio of 20 to 1 – that is, for every one dollar earned by the worker, the CEO earns $20 (500,000/25,000 = 20/1).
If you said $1 million for the CEO and $25,000 for the factory worker, then the ratio jumps to 40 to 1.
What ratio did you come up with?











Just another doom and gloom story from the liberal media about the myth of climate change - a very interesting piece from the Times about scientists trying to determine what is happening in Greenland with the melting ice sheets. Needless to say the Republicans have slashed the budget for this analysis, so we might never know how bad the melting is.....till it drowns New York.

Really interesting article, with cool graphics, a video and a clear message that no one wants to hear.....

ON THE GREENLAND ICE SHEET — The midnight sun still gleamed at 1 a.m. across the brilliant expanse of the Greenland ice sheet. Brandon Overstreet, a doctoral candidate in hydrology at the University of Wyoming, picked his way across the frozen landscape, clipped his climbing harness to an anchor in the ice and crept toward the edge of a river that rushed downstream toward an enormous sinkhole.
If he fell in, “the death rate is 100 percent,” said Mr. Overstreet’s friend and fellow researcher, Lincoln Pitcher.
But Mr. Overstreet’s task, to collect critical data from the river, is essential to understanding one of the most consequential impacts of global warming. The scientific data he and a team of six other researchers collect here could yield groundbreaking information on the rate at which the melting of the Greenland ice sheet, one of the biggest and fastest-melting chunks of ice on Earth, will drive up sea levels in the coming decades. The full melting of Greenland’s ice sheet could increase sea levels by about 20 feet.












I found this story from the Times to be incredibly depressing, as a man is about to be crucified - yes, crucified - in Saudi Arabia for the crime of protesting. It's not like the Roman Empire days when men were crucified and left to die on a cross - the Saudis hack his head off first with a sword so I guess that's progress of a sort, but it's 2015 - this medieval shit's not supposed to happen any more.....

But since they have oil, the Saudis can do anything they want without a peep from the West......including 9/11.....


Any day now, our Saudi Arabian allies may behead and crucify a young man named Ali al-Nimr.
His appeals following his court sentence for this grisly execution have been exhausted, so guards may lead Nimr to a public square and hack off his head with a sword as onlookers jeer. Then, following Saudi protocol for crucifixion, they would hang his body as a warning to others.
Nimr’s offense? He was arrested at age 17 for participating in anti-government protests. The government has said he attacked police officers and rioted, but the only known evidence is a confession apparently extracted under torture that left him a bloody mess.
“When I visited my son for the first time I didn’t recognize him,” his mother, Nusra al-Ahmed, told The Guardian. “I didn’t know whether this really was my son Ali or not.”












Todays classic video - have another look at the Jimmy Fallon/Emma Stone LipSync contest......still a wow......












Todays little Johnny joke

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" 

Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." 

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnny,
decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson. 

"And how about you, Sarah?" 

"I wanna be Johnny ’s whore.

Sunday, October 25, 2015

Davids Daily Dose - Sunday October 15th

Hillary was handed a gift from the juveniles on the Select Committee Friday - the Presidency.....so says one of our best political minds Matt Taibbi.....a very insightful story, not a good read for Bernie supporters........

hillary clintonHillary Clinton faced an 11-hour Beghazi hearing Thursday. Pete Marovich/Bloomberg/Getty
What happened on the Hill Thursday echoed the famous scene from All the President's Men, when super-source Deep Throat scolds reporter Bob Woodward for botching a story about hated Nixon henchman H.R. Haldeman.
"You let Haldeman slip away," says Deep Throat.
"Yes," answers a sheepish Woodward.
"You've done worse than let Haldeman slip away. You've got people feeling sorry for him. I didn't think that was possible."
With Thursday's interminable, pointless, haranguing, disorganized, utterly amateurish attempt at a smear job, the Republicans and their tenth-rate congressional attack schnauzer, South Carolina's Trey Gowdy, got people feeling sorry for Hillary Clinton. Over the course of 11 long hours, they made the most eloquent argument for a Hillary Clinton presidency yet offered by anyone, including Clinton herself.
Hillary's detractors, and I've been one of them, have long complained that she is a politician without firm principles. She, her husband and the other Third Way types who've dominated the modern Democratic Party specialize in a kind of transactional politics, in which issues are endlessly parsed to maintain a balance between fundraising interests and populist concerns. It's a strategy that wins elections, but doesn't get the heart racing much.
But there is one overriding principle that does animate and define the Clinton campaign, and that's keeping Republicans out of office.












And along the same lines look at this column from Maureen Dowd in the Times, who hates Hillary with a passion.....pithy writing.....

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton left the Republicans reeling when she appeared before the House Select Committee on Thursday.                                         

WASHINGTON — Nobody plays the victim like Hillary.
She can wield that label like a wrecking ball.
If her husband humiliates her with a girlfriend in the Oval Office, Hillary turns around and uses the sympathy engendered to launch a political career. If her Republican opponent gets in her space in an overbearing way during a debate, she turns around and uses the sympathy engendered to win a Senate seat. If conservatives hold a Salem witch trial under the guise of a House select committee hearing, she turns around and uses the sympathy engendered to slip into the H.O.V. lane of a superhighway to the presidency.
Hillary Clinton is never more alluring than when a bunch of pasty-faced, nasty-tongued white men bully her.
And she was plenty alluring during her marathon session on Thursday with Republican Lilliputians, who were completely oblivious to the fact that Hillary is always at her most potent when some Teanderthal is trying to put her in her place.












This is a two minute clip of the "KissCam" at a Chicago Bulls game.....I think the phrase is "what a dick"....great ending, and listen to the audience roar.....











The Justin Trudeau government of the Liberal party in Canada may be poised to reject the austerity philosophy that has ruined the EU and crippled this country..... Paul Krugman column from the Times....

Canada has a reputation for dullness. Back in the 1980s The New Republic famously declared “Worthwhile Canadian Initiative” the world’s most boring headline. Yet when it comes to economic policy the reputation is undeserved: Canada has surprisingly often been the place where the future happens first.
And it’s happening again. On Monday, Canadian voters swept the ruling Conservatives out of power, delivering a stunning victory to the center-left Liberals. And while there are many interesting things about the Liberal platform, what strikes me most is its clear rejection of the deficit-obsessed austerity orthodoxy that has dominated political discourse across the Western world. The Liberals ran on a frankly, openly Keynesian vision, and won big.
Before I get into the implications, let’s talk about Canada’s long history of quiet economic unorthodoxy, especially on currency policy.













"People Are Awesome" Sept. 15 edition......amazing stuff from some brave and talented athletes....two minutes.....











Long but really interesting story about the Dark Net, the online world below the "normal" internet you and I use - we are completely vulnerable and transparent to the gub'mint, but if you are using the Tor software you're invisible.......

But as the article says, because the security agencies cannot penetrate this Dark Net they are doing everything they can to stop it.....


On July 15th in Pittsburgh, David J. Hickton, a gray-haired U.S. attorney in a crisp dark suit, stepped out before an American flag to announce the feds' latest victory against online crime. "We have dismantled a cyber-hornet's nest of criminal hackers, which was believed by many to be impenetrable," he said. "We are in the process of rounding up and charging the hornets." By the next morning, more than 70 people across the world had been charged, arrested or searched in what the Department of Justice called "the largest coordinated international law-enforcement effort ever directed at an online cybercriminal forum."
After an 18-month international investigation led by the FBI, known as Operation Shrouded Horizon, hackers on a site called Darkode were accused of wire fraud, money laundering and conspiring to commit computer fraud. The trail of crimes was massive, with one member compromising companies including Microsoft and Sony and another swiping data from more than 20 million victims. Hickton said Darkode posed "one of the gravest threats to the integrity of data on computers in the United States and around the world." Its computers were considered "bulletproof" from the law by running on offshore servers — including one traced to Seychelles, the remote island nation in the Indian Ocean. "Cybercriminals should not have a safe haven to shop for the tools of their trade," said FBI Deputy Director Mark F. Giuliano, "and Operation Shrouded Horizon shows we will do all we can to disrupt their unlawful activities."













Music video - Adele is an amazing singer [Rolling in the Deep", "Skyfall"], and this is her first release for three years - a beautiful, powerful song called "Hello".....a very professionally shot video too, in sepia with all kind of 'great director" moments.....










Todays video - a slo-mo bridge girder machine in China [I think] dropping a huge girder on an overpass......nothing much happens quickly, but it's hypnotic.....four minutes.










Todays blonde joke

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. 

A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. 

The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. 

The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. 

The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."











Todays Murphy's Law jokes


MURPHY'S OTHER 15 LAWS

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone from California would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14 . God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Thursday, October 22, 2015

Davids Daily Dose - Thursday October 22nd

Intelligent, insightful discussion of how American foreign policy is not driven by the President but rather by an entrenched bureaucracy serving the military-industrial complex the author calls calls the "deep state".....hidden below the surface but immensely powerful so it really doesn't matter who's in office - he or she has minimal control over foreign policy......

A longish piece, but really interesting......


This is not a democracy: Behind the Deep State that Obama, Hillary or Trump couldn't control(Credit: AP/Reuters/Salon)
There are two ways to consider the White House’s announcement last week that, no, American troops will no longer withdraw from Afghanistan as previously planned. You can look back over President Obama’s record in such matters or you can face forward and think about what this decision means, or implies, or suggests —or maybe all three—about the next president’s conduct of foreign policy.
I do not like what I see in either direction. What anyone who looks carefully and consciously can discern in Obama’s seven years in office are limits. These are imposed in part by inherited circumstances, but let us set these aside for now, appalling as they are. My concern is with the limits imposed by the entrenched power of our permanent government, otherwise known as the “deep state.”














Every time you see Texas in a headline you know the crazy bastards down there have done something stupid again, so this story caught my eye.....Norwegians are using Texas as an adverb....

Texas has gotten this bad: Norwegians now use the state's name as slang for "crazy"(Credit: Jiri Flogel, Shutterstock)
This article originally appeared on AlterNet
AlterNetTexas is many things to many people—a state the size of a medium-sized country; home to several idiot governors, one who became president, and a current one who thinks it’s a good idea for college students to openly carry firearms. To Donald Trump, Texas is the place where a “big, beautiful wall” should be built. To people in Norway, “texas” with a small “t” is a synonym for crazy, bonkers, out of control and wild. As in,that’s totally texas. Or in Norwegian: det var helt texas
Texas Monthly discovered this hilarious (or humbling, depending on your perspective) piece of slang on a Tumblr page. The magazine accumulated several pieces of evidence that this is really a thing in Norway, and gave these examples:











We are noticing more and more people have gluten issues, so this column was very interesting....

Gluten-free products for sale at a food market in  Woodbridge, NJ.
LONDON — I was in Venice a few weeks ago and friends reported seeing a restaurant menu with the following important message emblazoned it: “We do NOT serve gluten-free food.”
It was easy to imagine an exasperated Italian proprietor, driven to frenzy by repeated requests from Americans for gluten-free pasta, finally deciding to cut short such exchanges with this blunt pre-emptive blow.
Rough translation: My way or the highway. If you don’t like my pasta the way la Mamma has always made it, try someplace else.
Gluten is the main protein component of wheat, rye and barley. Wheat was first cultivated about 12,000 years ago and it’s safe to say gluten has never had as hard a time as in recent years. The hunter-gatherer turned cultivator would be appalled at what he has wrought. Free associate from the word “gluten” these days and you’ll probably come up with poison.
This column, by the way, is gluten-free. Please feel at liberty to read on.












I am getting more hopeful about Trevor Noah and the Daily Show, as this five minute segment about Paul Ryan has some edge to it.....some good zingers....

The Daily Show tonight took on the chaos and confusion amongst House Republicans over Paul Ryan‘s potential Speaker bid and found some more demands of his.
After getting in a Back to the Future reference, Trevor Noah mocked how this is apparently the job “no Republican wants,” even Paul Ryan.
They went through his list of conditions and correspondent Jessica Williams uncovered some additional ones.
For one, Ryan wants a protein shake fountain, his face on the cover of Men’s Health, a helicopter to Mexico just in case, etc.












Someone sent this to me as an example of what TV News should be like - it's the CBC News on Justin Trudeau and other stories.....no 7/11 holdups or cops around a body - just real news....













This is a shocking new report from Credit Suisse on how the wealth inequality gap is widening.....

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According to the Credit Suisse Global Wealth Databook, the wealthy elite's continuing disdain for the poor, the middle class and people all around the world is disturbing. These wealth gap realities are victimizing the great majority of Americans.


Bernie Sanders showed his outrage about inequality at the Democratic Debate, and more and more Americans are understanding his message. Indignation is likely to grow with new data from the Credit Suisse Global Wealth Databook, which reveals the wealthy elite’s continuing disdain for the poor, for the middle class, and for people all around the world.
Some of the most troubling disparities are hidden in the myriad tables of this remarkably comprehensive publication. The purpose here is to translate the numbers into wealth gap realities that victimize the great majority of Americans. Details can be viewed at You Deserve Facts.
1. At the Bottom: Of the Half-Billion Poorest Adults in the World, One out of Ten is an American
That seems impossible, with so many extremely poor countries, and it requires a second look at the data, and then a third look. But it’s true. In the world’s poorest decile (bottom 10%), one out of ten are Americans, many of whom are burdened with so much debt that any remnant of tangible wealth is negated. Other nations have high debt, most notably in Europe, but without an excessive burden on their poorest citizens.
Incredibly, then, nearly 50 million of America’s 243 million adults are part of the world’s poorest 10%. In contrast, over 110 million American adults are among the world’s richest 10%.













The SNL satire of the Democratic debate was great, with Larry David's impression of Bernie Sanders getting kudos.....but watch this one - a "Debate" between Bernie and Donald.....it's incredibly good, and really funny.....

Watch the first minute - he NAILS Bernie.....six minutes.....


No offense, Larry David, but <em>this</em> is the best Bernie Sanders impression in the game(Credit: YouTube/UCB)
While Larry David’s Bernie Sanders impression on “SNL” was obviously preeeettypretty good, our favorite bit of election season mimicry so far comes out of New York’s Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, in the form of a mock debate between veteran UCB comics James Adomian as Sanders and Anthony Atamanuik as Donald Trump.
Adomian is a gifted impressionist — he played George W. Bush on Craig Ferguson’s “Late Late Show” and Comedy Bang Bang and Rick Perry on Funny or Die — and we already knew he could absolutely crush a Sanders impression, but this is definitely his magnum opus. Meanwhile, Atamanuik is brilliant as a spray-tanned, trucker-hat wearing Donald Trump who says graphically inappropriate things about his family members’ private parts.












I am delighted to see the JEB! campaign circling the drain, as I hate the sanctimonious bastard......so it was a pleasure to watch Larry Wilmore take him apart for his idiotic remarks about his brother....four pretty good minutes....

Must-see: Larry Wilmore's epic Jeb Bush takedown: "It’s as if his head can’t contain the bullsh*t"
Jeb Bush’s circular thinking on his brother 9/11 is no match for Larry Wilmore. On Monday’s “Nightly Show,” Wilmore mocked Jeb’s stammering awkwardness and confusion in answering CNN host Jake Tapper’s questions on how brother Bush kept us safe on 9/11.
While Tapper was nailing Bush to the wall on his hypocrisy for blaming Hillary Clinton for Benghazi but not his brother for 9/11, the former Florida governor was blinking like crazy and shaking his head like a bobblehead.
“Why are you shaking your head the entire time you answer this question?” Wilmore asked. “It’s almost like your head can’t contain the bullshit your mouth is spewing! … I’m not saying Jeb Bush doesn’t believe what he’s saying, I’m saying his body doesn’t. 












A vintage, classic Carl Hiassen on a certified crazy Republican lawmaker's plan to allow open carry in Florida, saying it's "Gods Work"....

An amusing column....

So God is a gunslinger.
That’s the latest Word from Rep. Matt Gaetz, the Fort Walton Beach Republican who’s on a crusade to flood Florida with more firearms.
He’s pushing legislation to allow concealed weapons on state college campuses, and to let permit-holders openly carry their handguns in stores and restaurants. He said these are rights “granted not by government but by God.”
Gaetz’s pronouncement left theologians scratching their heads, because guns aren’t mentioned anywhere in scriptures. Firearms didn’t exist when the Bible was written, and there’s no reference in either testament to “popping a cap in thine heathen ass.”
Anytime a politician starts throwing God’s name around, people get suspicious.
In Gaetz’s case, he’s half of a father-son team that has been pimping tirelessly for the NRA in Tallahassee. His dad, Don, a state senator, also wants more heavy weapons in public places, although he hasn’t gone so far as to credit God with ghostwriting the Second Amendment.
But let’s set aside our well-founded skepticism and consider the remote but intriguing possibility that young Matt isn’t just another programmed hack for the gun lobby. Perhaps he experienced a true religious Visitation.
Maybe one afternoon, while Gaetz was on the shooting range, God appeared personally to him and presented the manuscript of a new, unpublished scripture.
He called it the Book of Glock.













Todays Home Depot joke.....

Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges
was missing. He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home
Depot and pick up a hinge.
    
 Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish
serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.

When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?

The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet, and the price is
$500.00. 

Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that is an expensive
faucet -- certainly out of my price range.." 

She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy. 

The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to
get one. 

From the storeroom the manager yelled: "Ma'am, you wanna screw for the hinge?" 

Mary shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet." 




This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.









Todays WINDOWS 10 joke

WINDOWS:  Please enter your new password.
>
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> USER: cabbage
>
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> WINDOWS:  Sorry, the password must be more than 8
> characters.
>
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> USER:  boiled cabbage
>
>
> WINDOWS:  Sorry, the password must contain 1
> numerical character.
>
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> USER: 1 boiled cabbage
>
>
> WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank
> spaces.
>
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> USER: 50damnboiledcabbages
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> WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one
> upper case character
>
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> USER: 50DAMNboiledcabbages
>
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> WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one
> upper case character consecutively.
>
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> USER:
> 50damnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!
> r
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> WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain
> punctuation.
>
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> USER:
> ReallyPissedOff50DamnBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow
>
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> WINDOWS:  Sorry, that password is already
> in use