Monday, May 4, 2026

Davids Daily Dose - Monday May 4


1/. Andrew Sullivan is hoping we are now at a tipping point of disgust with Trump....

I realize I’m showing my age, but I vividly remember the week the Iran-Contra revelations hit the news. I was a politics nerd and Thatcher-Reagan fan, and all I can say is that it was like a sudden, huge change in the air pressure. The era of Reagan’s sunny sincerity came to a swift, screeching halt. He’d lied, we all realized — which in those days, actually mattered. In a single month, he dropped close to 20 points in approval.

He recovered in due course but never completely. Something had been punctured, something essential to his brand. The same can be said, I think, of George HW Bush’s courageous decision to raise taxes in a budget reconciliation bill in 1990. It was good economics, but the betrayal of the pledge he made to the base was just too crude in the end to overcome. They had read his lips.                                                                                                                                                              https://andrewsullivan.substack.com/p/a-tipping-point-at-last?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=61371&post_id=194575551&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=false&r=2cwgv&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email



2/. Good one! From Jimmy Kimmel.....



3/. Thom Hartmann is thinking we are in for a major recession - on purpose - so the elite class and billionaires can own everything.
The Strait of Hormuz choke point is that important to the global economy.
Hartmann may be paranoid on this one, the other theory of why this is happening being stupidity, but I'm afraid he's right.

“President Trump has instructed aides to prepare for an extended blockade of Iran, U.S. officials said... In recent meetings, including a Monday discussion in the Situation Room, Trump opted to continue squeezing Iran’s economy and oil exports by preventing shipping to and from its ports. … 

“For now, Trump is comfortable with an indefinite blockade, which he wrote Tuesday on Truth Social is pushing Iran toward a ‘State of Collapse.’”

So, Putin — who Trump took orders from for a full 90 minutes yesterday — and America’s billionaires who religiously read the WSJ are officially tipped off to prepare for what may well be a worldwide repeat of the Republican Great Depression of the 1930s. Or at least a revisit to the GOP’s infamous Nixon-era crises of the 1970s, Reagan’s “Black Monday” 22% market crash, Bush’s 2008 “Great Recession,” and Trump’s 2020 massive botched-pandemic-response economic melt-down.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             https://hartmannreport.com/p/is-the-next-economic-crash-being-0c4?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=302288&post_id=195922657&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=false&r=2cwgv&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email



4/. This one is true - this is exactly how the Shadow Docket came into being.....


5/. This article postulates even MAGA is losing support for Trump....
Not sure if it's true though, since MAGA is just motivated by hate.....and of course stupidity.....

In a carefully coordinated publicity stunt last week, Donald Trump received a McDonald’s takeaway order from delivery driver Sharon Simmons, a 58-year-old grandmother of 10 from Arkansas. Simmons, a Trump supporter and advocate of his “no tax on tips” policy, testified before Congress last year that she began working as a delivery driver for the takeout app DoorDash in order to help cover the cost of her husband’s cancer treatment.

The photo opp should have been a slam dunk for Trump: a simple way to promote one of his policies in the company of a sympathetic advocate and beneficiary. But Trump, in characteristic fashion, could not resist the urge to insert a non sequitur about one of his own grievances: trans women athletes. “Do you think men should play in women’s sports?” Trump asked Simmons. “I really don’t have an opinion on that,” she replied, showing considerably more message discipline than the president. “I’m here about ‘no tax on tips’.                                                                                                                                                                                                  https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/apr/21/maga-project-teetering-trump-supporters-culture-war?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other


6/. Surrounded by sycophants......



7/. Ever heard of AMOC? 
Probably not, because as George Monblot describes them, the "billionaire death cult" that controls our media doesn't want you to know.......

The poor and middle pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the very rich pay lawyers – and the ultra-rich pay politicians. It’s not an original remark, but it bears repeating until everyone has heard it. The more money billionaires accumulate, the greater their control of the political system – which means they pay less tax, which means they accumulate more, which means their control intensifies.

They reshape the world to suit their demands. One of the symptoms of the pathology known as “billionaire brain” is an inability to see beyond their own short-term gain. They would sack the planet for a few more stones on the pointless mountain of wealth. And we can see it happening. Last week delivered the biggest news of the year so far, perhaps the biggest news of the century. But partly because billionaires own most of the media, most people never heard it. We might find ourselves committed to a civilisation-ending event before we even learn that such a thing is possible.                                                                                                    https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/apr/23/catastrophic-climate-event-scientists-atlantic-system-collapse-billionaire-existential-crisis?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other


8/. Remember Hidden Figures? This is the amazing bathroom scene.......


9/. Older adults are hoarding most of the wealth in this country, and by living longer than ever compounding the problem!
This is YOU!

gerontocracy has always thrived in undemocratic places—Communist people’s republics, Gulf monarchies—where only death could pry power from the ruling elders. American gerontocracy is exceptional for being freely elected. Donald Trump will soon be an octogenarian, and is president in part because the preceding octogenarian, Joe Biden, did not want to admit his senescence. The median senator is 65, and the oldest, 92-year-old Chuck Grassley, has not ruled out running for reelection in 2028. The typical general-election voter is a spry 52, but in primary elections, which decide the majority of political contests, that number rises to 59. Half of all the money donated to political campaigns comes from Americans age 66 and older.                                                                                                                   https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/2026/05/gerontocracy-wealth-power/686585/


10/. SNL cold open - Hegseth and Kash Patel......amusing.....



11/. Welcome to AI!


12/. Know any evangelical Christians? You probably do, but don't know it. A clue is the Church they go to..... 
Be aware - they are almost guaranteed to love Trump.....

He has lost the Catholics, the foreign policy isolationists and the millions of people affected by ICE’s immigration raids. But Donald Trump is still counting on the goodwill of one powerful constituency of American voters, to whom he appealed this week by reading a passage from the Bible urging people to repent their “wicked ways”. A lot of thoughts spring to mind in relation to this, but at the very forefront, one question: do the US’s evangelical Christians, who overwhelmingly support Trump, have a red line and if so, can they find it with both hands?

I’m stating the obvious but it’s worth raising again, if only to boggle at the sheer shamelessness of a religious community that has thrown in its lot with Trump: how on earth do the evangelicals work out the maths on this?                                                                                                                                                                        https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/apr/23/donald-trump-bible-readings-god-evangelical-christians-us?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other



13/. Shop TV - a daytime shopping channel parody......quite amusing.....


14/. Iran's meme war has been noticed by the Times....
Iran’s success in spreading these memes has surprised experts who study foreign influence operations. They say the tactics and technology on display during the war will almost certainly be replicated in other international crises, as well as major political events, including the looming elections in the United States.

“It’s spoken to the sort of Gen Z language of the internet in ways certainly diplomats don’t normally do,” said Bret Schafer, a senior director at the Institute for Strategic Dialogue, an international nonprofit that has tracked Iran’s activity.

“They have taken a regime that is, I mean, brutal and pretty awful and didn’t have exactly a great global reputation and turned them into kind of a plucky, fun underdog.”

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2026/04/25/business/iran-trump-israel-war-memes.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share




15/. You've never been to a funeral like this one! 
Amusing, 5 minutes.....


16/. The Weekend Update lads with an OK episode.....5 minutes....


17/. Every now and then you should read what is happening with our ecosystems globally. 
Needless to say, they are all collapsing......
NOAA’s projection of the coming El Nino is literally going off the graph, with some extreme-end sea surface temperature anomalies forecast at over 3.5 °C warmer than normal. And a joint report from the EU and WMO confirm that “95% of Europe experienced above-average annual temperatures in 2025….The annual sea surface temperature for the European region was the highest on record….Wildfires burnt around 1,034,550 hectares, the largest area on record {equivalent to the size of Iceland or Cuba}….solar power {reached} a new contribution {of Europe’s electricity generation} record of 12.5%.”        https://lastweekincollapse.substack.com/p/last-week-in-collapse-april-26-may?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=827253&post_id=196299422&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=2cwgv&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email


18/. Our overlords......


19/. For white guys who need therapy but can't afford it, there's always the Black Barbershop......amusing.....



20/. The Guardian rates THC infused drinks......

Instead of liquid weed that’s meant to get drinkers as high as possible, today’s THC-infused beverages are more about quality and taste. With varying flavor combinations and dosages, it’s never been a more interesting time to try the cannabis seltzers, spirits and mixed drinks on the market.

The category is projected to hit $370m in the next few years. In my reporting (and personal experience), I’ve found the rise of infused drinks is less about the cannabis itself and more about inclusivity. While some younger Americans are replacing spirits and wine with thoughtfully made non-alcoholic alternatives, others are treating THC and CBD as simply another way to feel included in social gatherings. Booze is no longer the default option at the housewarming or backyard barbecue.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           https://www.theguardian.com/thefilter-us/2026/apr/20/best-thc-drinks?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other



21/. The Times rates the best movies on Amazon......some pretty good ones on the list!
And they all have trailers......

As Netflix pours more of its resources into original content, Amazon Prime Video is picking up the slack, adding new movies for its subscribers each month. Its catalog has grown so impressive, in fact, that it’s a bit overwhelming — and at the same time, movies that are included with a Prime subscription regularly change status, becoming available only for rental or purchase. It’s a lot to sift through, so we’ve plucked out 100 of the absolute best movies included with a Prime subscription right now, to be updated as new information is made available.                                                                         https://www.nytimes.com/article/best-movies-amazon-prime.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share



Today's motorcycle joke
While riding my bike yesterday, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
Dazed and confused, I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very 
beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...
"I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”
"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. 
Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
We arrived at her place which was just a few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. 
"Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still in the ditch with my bike, I guess."

Today's engineer joke
I called an old friend who is a retired Professor of Engineering and asked what he was doing. 
He replied that he was working on: "Aqua-thermal-surfactant treatment of ceramics, aluminum, and steel under a constrained environment." 
I was impressed. 
However, upon further inquiry, I learned that he was washing dishes with soap & hot water under his wife's supervision.


Today's male joke
Male SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE....It takes less than 15 seconds..

If you are male and over 60 yrs old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test
How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?

1. _ _NDOM
2. F_ _K
3. P_N_S
4. PU_S_
5. S_X
6. BOO_S







Answers: 
1. RANDOM
2. FORK
3. PANTS
4. PULSE
5. SIX
6. BOOKS

You got all 6 wrong...didn't you?

The good news is:
You do NOT have Alzheimer's.
You are a pervert. 

Today's golf joke
Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland :
 
1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
5. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
6. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
7. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
8. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
9. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.
10. WELL DONE.. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF! 
 

Today's Welfare joke
A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, hair in a long ponytail and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just hate drawing welfare.  I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent.  We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.  You will have to drive around in his 2026 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes."

"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.  You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.  This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well... you started it."