Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Davids Daily Dose - Wednesday September 30th

Evidence of water was just discovered on Mars, but as George Monblot writes in the Guardian the search continues for signs of intelligent life on Earth......he lists just a few of the ways we are plundering the resources of our planet, and even without climate change we are in trouble....

Good article.....

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: this opens up the possibility of life, of wonders we cannot begin to imagine. Its discovery is an astonishing achievement. Meanwhile, Martian scientists continue their search for intelligent life on Earth.
We may be captivated by the thought of organisms on another planet, but we seem to have lost interest in our own. The Oxford Junior Dictionary has been excising the waymarks of the living world. Adders, blackberries, bluebells, conkers, holly, magpies, minnows, otters, primroses, thrushes, weasels and wrens are now surplus to requirements.
In the past four decades, the world has lost 50% of its vertebrate wildlife. But across the latter half of this period, there has been a steep decline in media coverage. In 2014, according to a study at Cardiff University, there were as many news stories broadcast by the BBC and ITV about Madeleine McCann (who went missing in 2007) as there were about the entire range of environmental issues.
Think of what would change if we valued terrestrial water as much as we value the possibility of water on Mars. Only 3% of the water on this planet is fresh; and of that, two-thirds is frozen. Yet we lay waste to the accessible portion. Sixty per cent of the water used in farming is needlessly piddled away by careless irrigation. Rivers, lakes and aquifers are sucked dry, while what remains is often so contaminated that it threatens the lives of those who drink it. In the UK, domestic demand is such that the upper reaches of many rivers disappear during the summer. Yet still we install clunky old toilets and showers that gush like waterfalls.













The Pope had a very successful visit - he consolidated his position as the "cool" Pope, but he still represents one of the richest and most conservative institutions in the world, and although he sounds good on social issues none of the controversial positions have changed to any significant degree....

And he had a secret meeting with Kim Davis, the Kentucky bigot....

The "Cool Pope" honeymoon is over: Meeting with Kim Davis could be a tipping point for American progressives(Credit: Reuters/Max Rossi/AP/Timothy D. Easley/Photo montage by Salon)
Imagine if a rumor started to spread that Kim Davis – the Kentucky clerk disdained by many liberals for her very noisy opposition to gay marriage – had met with Jon Stewart, or Elizabeth Warren, or Bernie Sanders, or Cornel West, or just about any progressive hero. It would be pretty clear that it was either a hoax, or a media stunt resembling a cage match. We’d expect leaked photos with the two wearing boxing gloves.
But the early murmurings that Davis met with Pope Francis, increasingly known among liberals and lefties as the Cool Pope, turned out to be for real. After half a day of speculation, the New York Times confirmed the encounter with reference to a Vatican spokesman.
Ms. Davis, the Rowan County clerk, has been at the center of a nationwide controversy over whether government employees and private businesses have a legal right to refuse to serve same-sex couples. She spent five days in jail for disobeying a federal court order to issue the licenses.
On Tuesday night, her lawyer, Mathew D. Staver, said in a telephone interview that Ms. Davis and her husband, Joe, were sneaked into the Vatican Embassy by car on Thursday afternoon. Francis gave her rosaries and told her to “stay strong,” the lawyer said.
This should make any progressive who digs the pope wonder a little bit.













Whew......Trevor Noah had a pretty good first show.....he's quite funny, charming and quick too.....give this show a few weeks and it'll be great! Not like the Master, but still worth watching.....

Two clips - his opener [3 minutes] and a piece on politics [5 minutes]....

trevor noahTrevor Noah kicked off his inaugural Daily Showtonight by addressing how “weird” this transition is, thanking Jon Stewart, and promising to continue “the war on bullshit” that Stewart spoke of in his final Daily Show last month.
Noah got all of the awkwardness out at the top before continuing things in true Daily Show fashion: riffing on the Pope’s visit––”he rolls humble”––and the departure of John Boehner, to which Noah cried, “Why leave now? I just got here!”
But when Jordan Klepper came on to report on the transition of a man named John and the scramble to replace him with a younger, fresher face… well, you can probably guess where this is going…















Got excellent credit? You may want to think about one of these cards.....I have looked at these and can't tell if they are promotions, but the deals look great....
Full disclosure - I have the first one!

Top 7 Credit Card Offers For Those With Excellent Credit

by Tasha Lockyer November 6, 2013
Updated: September 29, 2015
Do you have excellent credit?  If so, banks are actively looking to win you as a new credit card customer by offering some unprecedented deals.  Although banks have been more careful about acquiring customers with questionable credit since the 2008 Financial Crisis, they are now fighting harder than ever to win coveted customers with great credit. If you are in the excellent credit sweet spot, they are effectively giving you money (and a lot of it) to use their credit cards. These are the top 7 deals you can take advantage of today:
Blue Cash Preferred Card from American Express: Blue Cash Preferred Card from American Express (a NextAdvisor advertiser) is such a great cash back card that I have one. Cardholders earn a spectacular 6% cash back at supermarkets (on up to $6K in purchases annually), 3% on gas and at department stores like JCP, Kohl's and Macy's, and 1% on everything else. Plus you'll get a $150 intro bonus after spending $1,000 on purchases with your new Card in the first three months – that's a 15% cash back bonus on the first $1,000 you spend! In addition you'll enjoy a 0% 15-month intro APR on purchases and balance transfers. There is a $75 annual fee, but depending upon your spending patterns this card should easily pay for itself and then some. If you want a similar card that has no annual fee, check out Blue Cash Everyday Card from American Express, which has the same 15-month 0% APR but lower cash back rates and a slightly lesser intro bonus.













I'm lucky enough to not have to take multiple meds or anything expensive, so I am not familiar with this appalling story of a doctor's monthly nightmare to fill his prescriptions......and he's a doctor! We have the worst, most unfair and most fucked up medical system in the world.....

A painful story from the Times.....

We spend a lot of time talking about various metrics of quality or access in the American health care system. The problem with many of them is that they rarely seem to capture the issues that people face in dealing with care. Although many metrics are improving, problems remain that still seem insurmountable.
It’s true that the number of people with no insurance has gone down significantly since the Affordable Care Act was passed. But that’s only one measure of access. In many other ways, access is still surprisingly bad. I rarely use anecdotes to make my point, but in this column I’ll make an exception.











Todays collection of awful puns

I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra and orders a martini.
Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Davids Daily Dose - Tuesday September 29th



Frank Rich on Carly Fiorina, Scott Walker and Trump......wonderful insight as always from the master of political analysis.....
Carly Fiorina Campaigns In South Carolina
Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorina. Photo: Sean Rayford/Getty Images
Most weeks, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich speaks with contributor Alex Carp about the biggest stories in politics and culture. This week: Carly Fiorina's rise, Scott Walker's fall, and Donald Trump being Donald Trump. 
Carly Fiorina has risen faster than anyone in the Republican field since the last debate, while making a series of statements that have some commentators describing her "willful disregard ... or ignorance of reality." How do you explain her rise?
A willful disregard or ignorance of reality is hardly disqualifying in the GOP presidential sweepstakes! If nothing else, Fiorina’s fictional Planned Parenthood video suggests she might have more success cooking up gory B-movie scenarios in the San Fernando Valley than she had running Hewlett-Packard in Silicon Valley. In that real-life business horror story, Fiorina slashed 30,000 employees, not to mention shareholder value, while mismanaging what had been one of the most fabled corporations in American business.












John Boehner has resigned, and as Paul Krugman notes this means trouble for us all, as the odds of the gub'ment being shut down is now much more likely because one of the crazies [probably Kevin McCarthy] will be Speaker.....

John Boehner was a terrible, very bad, no good speaker of the House. Under his leadership, Republicans pursued an unprecedented strategy of scorched-earth obstructionism, which did immense damage to the economy and undermined America’s credibility around the world.
Still, things could have been worse. And under his successor they almost surely will be worse. Bad as Mr. Boehner was, he was just a symptom of the underlying malady, the madness that has consumed his party.
For me, Mr. Boehner’s defining moment remains what he said and did as House minority leader in early 2009, when a newly inaugurated President Obama was trying to cope with the disastrous recession that began under his predecessor.












A really sad article from a VW diesel owner on how Volkswagen not only has screwed him and 11 million other diesel owners but has also broken his heart. He bought the car because it was a "green" thing to do - great gas mileage, and clean emissions. 

But it's sad in other ways, because it's a blatant example of yet another giant corporation cheating and manipulating whatever systems we have left to bulk up their profits, at the expense of us all....and in this case at the expense of the planet. Eleven million VW diesels spewing 30 to 40 times the allowance of NO2 and other pollutants. For decades!

Folks - your motto going forward has to be - "trust, but verify"......especially in healthcare.....

THE day I went to pick up my new Volkswagen Jetta TDI in March 2009, the salesman had me sit in the driver’s seat while he introduced the car’s various features. The engine was softly idling, and as I reached to shut it off, he told me not to bother. The minimal amount of fuel this car burned — sipped, in the automotive argot — was its great selling point. That, and the almost complete removal of hazardous exhaust that had made earlier diesel vehicles notorious.
This was that new thing in the world, “clean diesel,” using ingenious German technology to keep nitrogen oxide (NOx) emissions out of kids’ lungs, and low enough to meet even California’s stringent pollution standards. A committee of jurors, including the executive director of the Sierra Club and the president of the Natural Resources Defense Council, had just called it the “Green Car of the Year.” A review in this newspaper described the Jetta TDI, persuasively, as “easy on money, fuel and the planet.”











A very good John Oliver look at the refugee crisis.....it's seventeen minutes, but worth the time as he has some great jokes in there. 

If you have limited time watch the first three minutes to see how Fox News lies to and manipulates it's audience of stupids.....

John Oliver destroys Fox News over staggeringly offensive refugee coverage
John Oliver took on the heartbreaking stories of the Syrian refugee crisis Sunday night on Last Week Tonight.
Oliver began with an all out assault on Fox News for showing what they said was a new video online that “some” say makes people nervous about taking in refugees. The footage featured a packed public transit train with the crowd chanting “Allahu akbar” or “God is great” in Arabic. The caption reads below the video “Terrorists Inbound? Taking refugees could open door to jihadists.” The Fox News reporter said “those are reportedly Muslim refugees” and then goes on to say “to be clear, we’re not saying any of those people are terrorists or in any way affiliated with a terror group, but it does highlight just how many of these refugees who are fleeing violence in Iraq and Syria are Muslim.”













Fellow Floridians, or screwees we should say - a great article from Carl Hiaasen on how the $500 million initiative we all voted on [overwhelmingly] to buy Florida lands has not only not been spent, but squandered on other shit......

If this doesn't make you angry at their corruption and contempt for the voters, nothing will.......

Most embezzlers try to conceal their thefts, but not in Tallahassee. The looting of Florida’s Amendment One conservation funds took place in broad daylight, orchestrated by two poker-faced swindlers named Andy Gardiner and Steve Crisafulli.
Gardiner is president of the Senate. Crisafulli is speaker of the House. Remember their names, because they ripped you off big-time — and it will happen again next year, if they think they can get away with it.
More than 4 million Floridians voted last November to set aside 33 percent of the revenues from existing real-estate stamp taxes for buying conservation and recreation lands, and for the restoration of such areas already owned by the state.
The plan offered hope for the Everglades, the Indian River Lagoon and other places endangered by over-development and pollution. 
Amendment One was approved by a landslide, an unprecedented mandate to protect what remains of Florida’s wetlands and wild places. And the Legislature, led by Gardiner and Crisafulli, responded with a bold statement of its own: Screw you, folks.
Gov. Rick Scott, of course, shoved his hands in his pockets and looked the other way. 
How much did they steal? And where did it go?











Todays guy joke


A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. 

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. 

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" 

He replied, "They had avocados." 

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time. 


My work is done here. 

Saturday, September 26, 2015

Davids Daily Dose - Saturday September 26th

Fun factoid - look at your gas gauge: there is an arrow showing you which side your gas cap is on......





The Pope is in town, and the headlines are full of Popisms from left [adulation] and right [disgust at his activism]......there is no doubt the Pope is a charismatic and compelling figure, and certainly his positions on many social issues are making him respected by everyone....

But Matt Taibbi isn't fooled by any of it - to him the Pope still represents one of the most corrupt and oligarchic institutions in the world.......

"I was raised Catholic. To me the Church is just a giant evil transnational corporation operating on a dreary business model"
Whether you like what Taibbi says or not, he cuts to the essentials on issues....

Pope FrancisPope Francis departs the Vatican's diplomatic mission in Washington, DC on September 23rd, 2015
So the pope is here. His arrival has spawned a Drake/Meek Mill-style diss battle within the pundit class, pitting conservatives bemoaning the pope's false prophecy against liberals swooning over his platitudinous anti-capitalism.

It's like the Colts-Jets game from Monday night. I can't decide which side I want to lose more.
It's been a long time since the left and right in America have had had a real fight for primacy in the religious space. For almost a generation now liberals have mostly conceded the very word faith, letting Republicans smother and monopolize the term like overprotective parents.
Overt religiosity is the norm on the GOP side, with God-stalking nutballs like Michele Bachmann or Ben Carson perennially front and center. Meanwhile, the closest thing to a famed religious liberal that America has seen over the span of many decades was probably Susan Sarandon's nun character in Dead Man Walking, an anti-capital punishment parable whose religious message wasn't believable even though it was a true story.
But now the script has flipped











The ads that really drive one crazy on TV are the drug ads, so Amy Schumer has made one of her own ads for contraception......one minute of wry humour..... very amusing....

Schumer's sketch "Ask If Birth Control Is Right For You" hilariously illustrates how painstaking it is for women to obtain birth control by parodying a prescription drug advertisement. “Ask your doctor if birth control is right for you… then ask your boss if birth control is right for you," the soothing voiceover says. 
All too often a woman's ability to access birth control (and generally be in charge of her own body) is not up to her. From the 2014 Hobby Lobby Supreme Court case that ruled certain employers don't have to provide contraception coverage for female employees to the flawed process of getting birth control under the Affordable Care Act -- the process of obtaining birth control in the U.S. is anything but easy. 











One of the interesting things about doing this is reading interesting articles by intelligent people - James Kwak is an economist, and here he writes about how he is supporting Larry Lessig for the Democratic primary.....Lessig of course has zerochance, but read Kwak's summary of the state of our politics and why we need Lessig.....really insightful........

We have lots of problems: Expensive yet mediocre health care. Lack of retirement security. Out-of-control megabanks. Inequality of opportunity. And, of course, climate change.
At the end of the day, though, there are only two things that matter: early childhood education and electoral reform.
We need smart, motivated, knowledgeable voters. And we need a political system in which all people have an equal say. Without those ingredients, no amount of well-meaning, reasoned, fact-based argument is going to do much good.
Just think about climate change, for example.













Bill Maher picks on some easy right wing targets like Kim Davis and Josh Duggar, but they supply the best jokes! A pretty good four minutes....

Bill Maher closed out his show tonight asking why Republicans pick bad “instant heroes” like Kim Davisor Cliven Bundy or Josh Duggar.
“Either you’re a terrible judge of character,” he said, “or there’s nobody home at the good people house.”
Maher said that Davis, despite her “Jesus freedom,” “turned out to be everything conservatives hate” because of her four marriages and births out of wedlock.
Maher reminded viewers that Republicans very openly embraced Duggar as a beacon of social conservatism until… well… you know












We haven't had a story about the slimiest, most corrupt Governor in the country for a while - Rick Scott [AKA Voldemort] who YOU elected.....just read this story to remind yourself about the permanent damage this scumbag has done to our State.....


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Remember when Rick Scott went around in 2014 claiming to be an environmentalist? Yeah, that was hilarious. If you find the rape and pillage of Florida amusing.
Some of our fellow citizens actually fell for it, too, just enough to get him re-elected. Flori-duh, indeed.
Here’s Scott’s shameful scorecard:
1. Still won’t talk about climate change, despite salt water intrusion in South Florida wells and massive flooding in Tampa.











Todays robot joke

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. 
He decides to test it out at dinner one night. 
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. 
The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. 
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies." 
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" 
Son says, "Toy Story." 
The robot slaps the son. 
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn." 
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was." 
The robot slaps the father. 

Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." 

The robot slaps the mother. 


Robot for sale.

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Davids Daily Dose - Wednesday September 23rd

Here is the full Bernie Sanders speech to a full audience of Liberty University Christian students.....Bernie went into the lions den and spoke to the student body of one of the better evangelical colleges in the country, and it was amazing. He spoke for about half an hour, and then took questions from the students. You really have to watch it to appreciate the power of his speech - one of the most liberal politicians in the country speaking to religious conservatives, and trying to find common ground. He also framed many of his points in moral terms.....

I know there's great TV out there, but if you are interested at all in politics [or want to have faith again in a politician] this is a great 50 minutes.....

Bernie Sanders speaks at Liberty University and answers questions from the University after speaking.

Liberty University is a private, non-profit Christian university located in Lynchburg, Virginia, United States, that describes itself as a Christian academic community. Liberty's annual enrollment includes 13,800 residential students and over 100,000 online students as of May 2013. When including the number of people taking its online courses, LU is the largest Evangelical Christian university in the world, the nation's largest private non-profit university and 7th largest four-year university, and the largest university in Virginia.





If you haven't got the time for the whole speech here is a four minute excerpt of Bernie responding to a question about abortion.....if you haven't seen this yet, watch it!







A couple of days after the event an evangelical Minister posted this response to Bernie Sander's address to Liberty University, and I am putting it here because out of the thousands of people in that auditorium at least one was shamed by Bernie's comments, enough to say he is going to vote for him. Wow......

As I heard Bernie Sanders crying out to the religious leaders at Liberty University, in his hoarse voice, with his wild hair – this Jew – and he proclaimed justice over us, he called us to account, for being complicit with those who are wealthy and those who are powerful, and for abandoning the poor, the least of these, who Jesus said he had come to bring good news to. And in that moment something occurred to me. As I saw Bernie Sanders up there, as I watched him, I realized Bernie Sanders for president is good news for the poor. Bernie Sanders for president is Good News for the poor. Bernie Sanders is gospel for the poor. And Jesus said "I have come to bring gospel" – good news – "to the poor."  
And lightning hit my heart at that moment. And I realized that we are evangelical Christians. We believe the Bible. We believe in Jesus.









Donald Trump was on the Late Show last night with Steven Colbert, and it was very interesting......I saw a new side of Trump because out of the 14 minutes he actually made sense for at least a couple of minutes, and Colbert was sharp as always and kept getting zingers in about Trump....with him sitting there!.

trump colbertStephen Colbert finally faced off with Donald Trump tonight and told him very bluntly that it’s hard to discern between his over-the-top comments and over-the-top comments his faux conservative character used to say.
First off, Colbert did not pull his punches in joking about Trump before he came on, roasting his ego and big-headedness. But when Trump came on, Colbert thanked him for running for president and told him if money is speech, he’s “a ten billion dollar mouth.”
They bantered a bit about Trump’s wealth, his hat, how Mexico’s actually going to pay for the border wall, and whether Trump has anyone he’d like to apologize to. Trump said no.
Colbert attempted to lob Trump the softest of softballs by asking if President Obama was born in the United States. Trump dodged.
But perhaps the best part of the interview came at the end, when Colbert told Trump he used to play an “over-the-top conservative character, not as long as you did,” and played a game called “Trump or Colbert.”
Colbert read off a series of quotes and Trump had to guess whether he said them or Colbert’s over-the-top caricature did. And there was not that big a difference.












Great article in Salon on the best cities to live in in America, and their conclusions are live in a college town.....everything's better! Food, restaurants, downtowns and they're normally lively...

The best places to live in America: How college towns perfected the city(Credit: aimintang via iStock)
Excerpted from "Mysteries of the Mall"
Places Rated Almanac bills itself as a “guide to finding the best places to live.” It compares and ranks all 343 metropolitan areas in the United States and Canada, taking into account cost of living, job opportunities, transportation, housing, recreation, climate and so on. The metropolitan areas surrounding large, vibrant cities like Seattle, San Francisco and Toronto are highly ranked: after all, these places tend to boast a variety of employment, entertainment and recreational opportunities; they also offer a wide choice of health-care facilities and are usually important transportation hubs. It’s a surprise, then, to discover that the fifth-rated place to live in the United States is Raleigh-Durham in North Carolina.










The Ross sisters in the 1940's had an incredible dance routine involving the kind of contortions we only see at Cirque De Soleil.....actually it's both amazing and a little nauseating......five unique minutes.....and a big band soundtrack....











The best and worst new TV shows coming this fall.....from Vox.....

We love the Muppets and Supergirl. We're less enthused about several other things.

I have seen worse fall seasons than this one in my time as a TV critic, but it's close. The new fall shows of 2015 are a dire, dreary lot, and even though I've found seven to recommend (as I did last year), only one of those positive notices comes without reservation. There are some shows that have promise this season, but they'll need to do some work to fully live up to it.
And yet this is a fall with lots and lots of question marks. Some of the most exciting new shows of the season (like Netflix's superhero saga Jessica Jones and AMC's martial-arts series Into the Badlands) have only shown critics trailers, and still more (including two that made my list) have yet to screen full pilots for us. So consider this more of an educated guess than usual.




Todays fishing joke 

After an hour in the boat with four guys out fishing, the following conversation took place:

First guy: You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to .
promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend..'  
Second guy: That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'

Third guy: Man , you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'

They continue to fish. 

When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him, You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal? 
Fourth guy: I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, Gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:  'Fishing or Sex?'

And she said: 'Wear sun-block.'