Monday, August 27, 2012

Davids Daily Dose - Monday August 27th




Read #1......chilling......




1/  Wow - interesting speculation of how the GOP might win in November, going after the white vote, and what will happen if Romney and the Republicans win all three branches of government, Presidency, Senate and House......if they do they will enact the Ryan budget, huge tax cuts for the rich, and dismantle all welfare programs....

Fascinating and scary.....and the question you have to ask yourself is "are Republicans ruthless enough to do this?" The answer is maybe not, but their owners the Koch Brothers are.....

A Republican strategist said something interesting and revealing on Friday, though it largely escaped attention in the howling gusts of punditry over Mitt Romney’s birth certificate crack and a potential convention-altering hurricane. The subject was a Ron Brownstein story outlining the demographic hit rates each party requires to win in November. To squeak out a majority, Mitt Romney probably needs to win at least 61 percent of the white vote — a figure exceeding what George H.W. Bush commanded over Michael Dukakis in 1988. The Republican strategist told Brownstein, “This is the last time anyone will try to do this” — “this” being a near total reliance on white votes to win a presidential election.
I wrote a long story last February arguing that the Republican Party had grown intensely conscious of both the inescapable gravity of the long-term relative decline of the white population, and the short-term window of opportunity opened for the party by the economic crisis. I think we’re continuing to see the GOP operate under an integrated political and policy strategy constructed on this premise. This is their last, best chance to win an election in the party’s current demographic and ideological form. Future generations of GOP politicians will have to appeal to nonwhite voters who hold far more liberal views about the role of government than does the party’s current base.
The “2012 or never” hypothesis helps explain why a series of Republican candidates, first in the House and most recently at the presidential candidate level, have taken the politically risky step of openly declaring themselves for Paul Ryan’s radical blueprint. Romney’s campaign has been floating word of late that it sees a potential presidency as following the mold of James K. Polk — fulfilling dramatic policy change, and leaving after a single term. “Multiple senior Romney advisers assured me that they had had conversations with the candidate in which he conveyed a depth of conviction about the need to try to enact something like Ryan’s controversial budget and entitlement reforms,” reports the Huffington Post’s Jonathan Ward. “Romney, they said, was willing to count the cost politically in order to achieve it.” David Leonhardtfloats a similar sketch, plausibly outlining how Romney could transform the shape of American government by using a Senate procedure that circumvents the filibuster to quickly lock in large regressive tax cuts and repeal of health insurance subsidies to tens of millions of Americans.
Blowing up the welfare state and affecting the largest upward redistribution of wealth in American history is a politically tricky project (hence Romney's belief that he may need to forego a second term). Hence the Romney campaign's clear plan to suture off its slowly declining but still potent base. Romney’s political-policy theme is an unmistakable appeal to identity politics. 


















2/  Fridays "New Rules" from Bill Maher........and in the wake of Todd Akin he has some choice words for the Republican Party and the extreme right.....Maher back on form......a great 4 minutes...........



















3/  A wonderful piece, where the author Alex Pareene in Salon has a "think out of the box" suggestion for Mitt Romney for VP - Hilary Clinton. I hear you scoff, but read this article and let me know where his logic is wrong.....she would be a huge asset to Mitt Romney to capture the middle.......which is of course why it's a fantasy......

For you political junkies.....
I’m hearing a lot of speculation in politics circles these days that there’s a running mate switch in the works. It’s unusual but not unprecedented, and while it seems like a wild idea at first, the more I think about it, the more sense it makes. Just based on the many very substantial things I’ve heard from really connected people, I think there’s a very good chance that Mitt Romney will dump Paul Ryan from the Republican ticket and replace him with Hillary Clinton.
I’m obviously not the first one to suggest it. In fact, these days, it seems like everyone — Republicans and Democrats — thinks it’d be a good idea. It’s something people have been saying to me everywhere from cocktail parties to airports ever since Romney chose Ryan.
Here are the facts: Paul Ryan is a definite drag on the ticket. Whereas Mitt Romney is running as a Washington outsider, a successful businessman turned successful governor, Ryan is a longtime member of the most hated branch of the government with no private sector experience to speak of. His name recognition is negligible nationally, and those who have heard of him know him as the guy who wants to slash Medicare. Ryan has probably made winning Florida — a must-win Romney state — all the more difficult for Romney.



















4/  John Oliver of the Daily Show was on Jimmy Fallon, and gave a suggested "State of the Union" speech for President Obama in the format of a Half Time pep talk......needless to say we won't be hearing this any time soon, but we should....

Very good.....3 minutes.....

When the chips are down, only one speech will do: the speech that every coach in every sports movie gives at half time. And as far as John Oliver is concerned, that is exactly the speech Obama should have given at his last State Of The Union address.
During his interview on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon" on Wednesday, Oliver stopped everything to give America the talking to and motivation it needs. Are we just going to let China take our number one spot, or are we going to make them come and take it from us?
Watch the full rousing speech above and enjoy Fallon's expressions in the background when Oliver takes a knee. This entire thing is priceless... just like America. U.S.A.! U.S.A.!



















5/  Why does the Republican party hate single women? Charles Blow with the background to the Todd Akin comments, and he wonders why any woman would ever vote Republican......

The noxious “legitimate rape” comment by Todd Akin, Missouri congressman and Senate candidate, has me once again pondering a simple question: Why do any women vote Republican?
The Republican establishment rushed in to pressure Akin to drop out of the race — something that he refused to do — in part because they want to win the seat, win control of the Senate and win Missouri for Romney. A SurveyUSA poll earlier this month — before “legitimate rape” — found Romney and Obama in a statistical tie in the state.
As a legislator, Mr. Akin has a record on abortion that is largely indistinguishable from those of most of his Republican House colleagues, who have viewed restricting abortion rights as one of their top priorities.
In fact, as this story reverberated through the public discourse, the Republican National Committee’s platform committee passed whatone committee member told the Washington Times “appears to be the most conservative platform in modern history.” Among other things, it calls for a “human life amendment” with no exemption for rape or incest and praises “informed consent” laws.
Republicans are worried about the political fallout from Akin’s comment, though.



















6/  The raging grannies have a song for Todd Akin and Paul Ryan.......you have to hear the last line......90 seconds of senior power.....amusing.......

Like a retirement home choir composed entirely of singing Carrie Nations, the Raging Grannies are mad as hell and they're not afraid to channel their anger through song.
According to the official website of Raging Grannies International, "Grannies always check their facts before acting, discarding rumours, conspiracy theories and the agendas of others. They wait patiently till the whole picture is clear before hitting the street with their pointed, original and devastating songs, written by any old gran who feels inspired."
The Raging Grannies may look "like innocent little old ladies," but they only dress that way "so we can get close to our target." Like Todd Akin, whose "Legitimate Rape" remark was ripe for one of the grannies' signature musical satires.
Sung to the tune of "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah," the catchy tongue-in-cheek jingle is a perfect example of the granny collective's superhero-esque motto: "Skewer modern wrongs, satirize evil-doing in public, and get everyone singing about it."

















7/  Very good story from Nicolas Kristof about how our bodies and brains are affected by everyday chemicals.....he focuses on BPA, which screws up one's endocrine system. Later in the story he tells us the effects of BPA on peoples behaviour, and when you read it you might make the link to our political system......

Most interesting.....

NEW research is demonstrating that some common chemicals all around us may be even more harmful than previously thought. It seems that they may damage us in ways that are transmitted generation after generation, imperiling not only us but also our descendants.

Yet following the script of Big Tobacco a generation ago, Big Chem has, so far, blocked any serious regulation of these endocrine disruptors, so called because they play havoc with hormones in the body’s endocrine system.
One of the most common and alarming is bisphenol-A, better known as BPA. The failure to regulate it means that it is unavoidable. BPA is found in everything from plastics to canned food to A.T.M. receipts. More than 90 percent of Americans have it in their urine.
Even before the latest research showing multigeneration effects, studies had linked BPA to breast cancer and diabetes, as well as to hyperactivity, aggression and depression in children.
Maybe it seems surprising to read a newspaper column about chemical safety because this isn’t an issue in the presidential campaign or even firmly on the national agenda. It’s not the kind of thing that we in the news media cover much.
Yet the evidence is growing that these are significant threats of a kind that Washington continually fails to protect Americans from. The challenge is that they involve complex science and considerable uncertainty, and the chemical companies — like the tobacco companies before them — create financial incentives to encourage politicians to sit on the fence. So nothing happens.
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/26/opinion/sunday/kristof-big-chem-big-harm.html?_r=1



















8/  A completely honest political debate would sound something like this.......2 minutes......funny.....


















9/  A new book "Why Wall Street Always Wins", by Jeff Connaughton sounds amazing. Written by an insider who has retired and doesn't want a job in the financial industry, it gives the unvarnished truth about how Washington really works.....

You suspect the financial world's game is completely rigged.....it is - read this book and find out how......

After a long summer of high-profile scandals – JPMorgan Chase trading,Barclays rate-fixing, HSBC money-laundering and more – the debate about the financial sector is becoming livelier.
Why has it has become so excessively dominated by relatively few very large companies? What damage can it do to the rest of us? What reasonable policy changes could bring global megabanks more nearly under control? And why is this unlikely to happen?
If any of these questions interest you – or keep you awake at night – you should take another look at the last time we had this debate at the national level, and reflect on the work of Ted Kaufman, the former Democratic senator from Delaware, who was far ahead of almost everyone in recognizing the problem and thinking about what to do.
Senator Kaufman represented Delaware in 2009 and 2010, and Jeff Connaughton – his chief of staff – has a new book that puts you in the room. In “The Payoff: Why Wall Street Always Wins,” we see Senator Kaufman as chairman of oversight hearings on the Justice Department and the F.B.I.’s pursuit of financial fraud, pushing the Securities and Exchange Commission on the dangerous rise of computerized trading and working with Senator Sherrod Brown, Democratic of Ohio, on the legislative fight to impose a hard cap on the size and debts of our largest banks. (I wrote many pieces supporting the work of Senator Kaufman at the time, including in this space, but I never worked for him.)


















10/  A roundup of the best political jokes of the week.......pretty good, Leno, Letterman, Kimmel and especially Maher at the end......3 minutes.....




















11/  Remember the Keystone pipeline? You know, the pipeline from Alberta down to Texas that was stopped by President Obama......

You think it would be carrying oil, but it's not - it would be sending diluted bitumen over a major aquifer if it is ever built.......and "dilbit" is evil stuff.....

EVERY day more than one million barrels of oil flow to refineries in the United States from western Canada’s oil sands region. Producers hope to quadruple that amount in the next decade, arguing that oil from a friendly neighbor will deliver an extra degree of national security.

But this oil is no ordinary crude oil, and it carries with it risks that we’re only beginning to understand. Its core ingredient — bitumen — is not pumped from wells but is strip-mined or boiled loose underground.
Industry insiders long considered bitumen to be a “garbage” crude. But now that the light, sweet oil we covet has become more scarce and its price has skyrocketed, bitumen has become worth the trouble to recover. At room temperature, bitumen has the consistency of peanut butter, thick enough to hold in your hands. To get it through pipelines, liquid chemicals must be added to thin it into what’s known as dilbit, short for diluted bitumen.
Last month, the National Transportation Safety Board issued a report that was harshly critical of the federal government’s regulation and oversight of pipeline safety following a spill of more than one million gallons of dilbit into the Kalamazoo River in Michigan in 2010. The accident underscored not only how different dilbit is from conventional oil, but how unprepared we are for the impending flood of imports.
After the dilbit gushed into the river, it began separating into its constituent parts. The heavy bitumen sank to the river bottom, leaving a mess that is still being cleaned up. Meanwhile, the chemical additives evaporated, creating a foul smell that lingered for days. People reported headaches, dizziness and nausea. No one could say with certainty what they should do. Federal officials at the scene didn’t know until weeks later that the pipeline was carrying dilbit, because federal law doesn’t require pipeline operators to reveal that information.
The 2010 spill could have been worse if it had reached Lake Michigan, as authorities originally feared it might. Lake Michigan supplies drinking water to more than 12 million people. Fortunately, the damage was restricted to a tributary creek and about 36 miles of the Kalamazoo, used primarily for recreation, not drinking water.
This close call hasn’t deterred the energy industry from announcing plans to build or repurpose more than 10,000 miles of pipelines to carry dilbit to the United States and global markets.



















12/  A compilation, in 93 seconds, of how Fox News lies and misleads.....just one of their techniques......
If you ever want to use an argument that has no basis in reality and is horribly short-sighted, simply follow the example set by Fox News. They make "reporting" on the "news" look "worthwhile." At least, that's what some people say.


















13/  One of the biggest rivers in the world, the Mississippi, is so low they are restricting traffic along an 11 mile stretch......this drought is serious......just wait for food prices to go up......

Some good news perhaps.....Hurricane Isaac may give them some much needed rain...... 

Low water levels caused the Coast Guard to periodically close an 11-mile section of the Mississippi River to ships this month.

The river, shrunk by the summer’s drought, has fallen to levels near the records set in 1988, putting a squeeze on river navigation that has required barge operators to run fewer barges at a time and to load them more lightly.
The stretch of the river, near Greenville, Miss., has been closed off and on since Aug. 12, said Petty Officer Third Class Ryan Tippets, a spokesman for the Coast Guard based in New Orleans. “We’ve been intermittently allowing vessels to go through,” he said, but a grounding on Friday caused river traffic to back up, and now 40 northbound and 57 southbound vessels are stalled there, he said.
The stretch was reopened on Monday, and the Coast Guard is still letting some downstream-bound vessels through, Petty Officer Tippets said. “They’re trying to get the queue cleared up as quickly as possible,” he said.
Bob Anderson, a spokesman for the Mississippi River Commission, said that the section is “a very tricky portion of the river,” and that there have been several groundings over the course of the summer that have stopped river traffic.


















14/  More on the drought - water is drying up for people who rely on wells in the Midwest - serious stuff, and it continues.......

But I must confess I'm conflicted here.....a substantial proportion of the people affected in the central states are crazy right wing abortion loonies who don't believe in climate change, so I read this stuff and think this is what it is going to take to get through the right wing bubble......

 Mo. — The wells supplying people’s homes are running dry here at the heart of the nation’s drought, which the government announced on Thursday has spread to 63.2 percent of the country, centered in the parched earth of the southern Midwest.

For some residents outside municipal water districts, it has become a struggle to wash dishes, or fill a coffee urn, even to flush the toilet. Mike Kraus, a cattle farmer in Garden City, Kan., twisted the tap on the shower the other day after work and heard nothing but hissing.
“And that was it,” he said.
While there are no national statistics on the rate at which residential wells are drying, drilling companies and officials in states across the Midwest have said that hundreds of people who rely on wells have complained of their pipes emitting water that goes from milky to spotty to nothing. An estimated 13.2 million households nationwide use private wells.
From the middle of June through the end of July, 100 to 150 people have contacted Indiana state officials complaining that their wells had either failed or were running dangerously low, said Mark Basch, head of water rights and use section of the state’s Department of Natural Resources.
Danny Flynn, the owner of the Flynn Drilling Company in Troy, Mo., said he had received hundreds of calls from people with well problems. Bruce Moss, a co-owner of Moss Well Drilling in central Indiana, said business has spiked 25 percent this summer. In the past two weeks, CLT Well Service in southwest Kansas has gotten four calls for residential wells that had gone completely dry, said Clint Tyler, the owner. Usually, they get about one such call a year, he said.
“It’s just crazy right now,” Mr. Tyler said. “We’ve never been this far behind.”
Gov. Jay Nixon of Missouri has moved aggressively to provide relief to farmers whose wells have run dry, allocating more than $25 million in state aid to either improve the wells or help farmers get water by other means. Mr. Nixon said the state was considering ways it could help homeowners who have lost water, too.












15/  A bikini fail compilation........girls in bikinis doing dumb stuff.......have to say the accidents they have are a lot less damaging than the ones the lads get up to......4 minutes.......















16/  The excellent Carl Hiaasen, telling the Republican delegates in Tampa not to go near the strippers.......but there is also his take on the dilemma the party is in......good political commentary from one of our best authors......

GOP delegates: Don’t go near the strippers

 
 

BY CARL HIAASEN

CHIAASEN@MIAMIHERALD.COM

It’s been widely noted that Tampa is the strip-club capital of America, and this week vigilant media will be scrutinizing arrest reports in search of Republicans who strayed too far from the convention center (not to mention the party’s puritanical agenda).
Hillsborough County actually has a law that strippers must keep a six-foot distance from patrons, but wanton groping is bound to occur as delegates celebrate the wild and crazy nomination of Mitt Romney.
Hopes that Missouri Congressman Todd Akin would be caught with a naked dancer writhing on his lap have been put on hold. As of this writing, Akin says he won’t come to the convention, a monumental relief to Romney but a disappointment to those who are curious to hear Akin clarify his odd theories of female biology.
Party leaders would rather deal with a Hurricane Isaac than a loose cannon who, with one ill-timed monologue, illuminated the chilling gap between the Republicans’ radical social agenda and mainstream voters.
Akin is one of those self-righteous meddlers who oppose abortion even in cases of rape and incest, a view supported by only 17 percent of Americans (according the latest Washington Post poll) but championed by right-wing Christians.
In fact, it’s part of the GOP platform that will be presented to delegates.
What got Akin in trouble with his own party wasn’t his punitive stance against rape victims; it was saying on TV that women’s bodies have a natural way of “shutting down” to prevent pregnancy after a “legitimate rape.”
Issue number one is Akin’s boggling stupidity, which Republican leaders never worried about until he opened his mouth and embarrassed them. Issue number two is his destructive insensitivity.
Driving away female voters is the last thing the GOP needs before a tight election, and even the bad hairpieces on Fox News are twitching in dismay.




















Todays video - Monthly Man, a wonderful new product from Merck.....one for the ladies......Mary thought this was very funny...











Todays natural laws jokes


1.   Law of Mechanical Repair   -   After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 
 
2.   Law of the Round Object   -   Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 
 
3.   Law of Embarassment   -   The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. 
 
4.   Law of Phone Dialing   - If you dial a wrong number, you will never get a busy signal and someone will always answer.   
 
6.   Law of the Cash Register   - As soon as you get in the smallest line, the cashier will have to call for help.   
 
6.   Law of Lines & Lanes   -   If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now. 
 
7. Law of the Bath   - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring. 
 
8.   Law of Social Encounters   -   The probability of meeting someone you know will increase dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 
 
9.   Law of Magical Mechanics   -   When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. 
 
10.   Law of Biomechanics -   The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 
 
11.   Law of the Aisle   -The people in the aisle seats will arrive early, never move once, and stay to the bitter end.   The people whose seats are furthest from the aisle will always arrive last. They will leave their seats several times during the event and will also leave early.   
 
12.   Murphy's Law of Lockers   - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. 
 
13.   Law of Physical Surfaces   -   The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug. 
 
14.   Law of Marketing Strategy   -   As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. 





Todays religious joke

 The pastor of a Baptist church had called all of the little children
 to the front of the church, dressed in their cute Easter outfits and had
 them sit around him.

 He said "Today is Easter and you all look so handsome and beautiful.
 Today we're going to talk about the resurrection. Does anyone know what
 the resurrection is?" 

 One little boy raised his hand, and the pastor said "Please tell us what the resurrection is". 

 The boy, proud that he knew the answer, said in a clear loud voice "When you get one lasting
  more than four hours, you gotta call a doctor!" 











Todays elder joke

Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. 
Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.

Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, you keep calling your wife those pet names."
Morris hung his head and whispered," To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago."


Friday, August 24, 2012

Davids Daily Dose - Friday August 24th



Well it looks like TS Isaac is going west, so we will have the treat of the Republican Convention in Tampa next week.....woop woop......and maybe some more rain.......




1/  The excellent Frank Rich with his take on Todd Akin's views, and how these beliefs are typical of the new Republican party.........the wise man of politics.....

Todd Akin rebuffed pressure from Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, Karl Rove, and pretty much the entire GOP Establishment, refusing to exit his Senate race against Claire McCaskill after saying that "legitimate rape" rarely leads to pregnancy. Akin has been ahead in the polls. Is he delusional that he can still win?
Assuming he doesn't get out after all, perhaps after extracting some back-room favors, there's a chance he could still win. Missouri is the generally red state that gave us John Ashcroft. Akin’s base has now been energized by his martyrdom at the hands of the despised GOP Establishment (or what’s left of it). He still has strong support from both the national and local family values Ayatollahs, led by Tony Perkins of the Family Research Council. That the national GOP and Rove’s PACs have pulled their money out of the Akin race may prove meaningless. He can recruit his own billionaire sugar daddies, starting with Foster Friess, the Santorum bankroller who “joked” earlier this year that “gals” might best practice birth control by putting aspirin between their knees. And other money may find its way to Akin too this fall if that one seat is really all that stands in the way of Republican control of the Senate. While the Beltway commentariat may now be busy declaring Akin “unelectable” (as theCook Political Report put it), let’s not forget that much of this same crowd prematurely declared the death of the tea party. The truth is that Akin is typical of today’s GOP, not some outlier; only a handful of the House’s 241 Republican members differ at all from his hard-line stand on abortion. And on women’s rights, the Senate caucus is barely different: Only one of that chamber’s 47 GOP members voted against the so-called Blunt Amendment, another Republican jihad against women’s health care this year. (The one exception was Olympia Snowe, who is leaving the Senate.) Akin's sin in the eyes of GOP grandees has nothing to do with his standard-issue hard-right views — it's that he gave away the game by so candidly and vividly exposing how extreme those views are in an election year.


















2/  With Jon Stewart on vacation they have put together some "best of" clips, and this one is on the Economy......3 minutes.....will bring back memories from the last year......

















3/  This story in Vanity Fair horrified me - to see how our corrupt political process really works behind the scenes, orchestrated by the master manipulator, Karl Rove......he's back, and more dangerous than ever.....

if you are interested in politics, this will be very interesting......

Boss Rove

Not long ago, Karl Rove seemed toxic: the brains of a disastrous presidency, tarred by scandal. Today, as the mastermind of a billion-dollar war chest—and with surrogates in place in the Romney campaign—he’s the de facto leader of the Republican Party. But in Rove’s long game, 2012 may be just the beginning.
MONEYMAN Karl Rove has succeeded in creating a shadow Republican Party.
On Wednesday, April 21, 2010, about two dozen Republican power brokers gathered at Karl Rove’s Federal-style town house on Weaver Terrace in northwest Washington, D.C., to strategize about the fall midterm elections.
Rove, then 59, had host­ed this kind of event many times before. Six years earli­er, he’d held weekly breakfasts for high-level G.O.P. operatives to plan for the 2004 fall elections. Back then, as senior adviser to President George W. Bush, Rove oversaw Bush’s re-election campaign. More important, he was attempting to implement a master plan to build a permanent majority through which Republicans would maintain a stranglehold on all three branches of government for the foreseeable future. This was not simply about winning elections. It represented a far more grandiose vision—the forging of a historic re-alignment of America’s political landscape, the transformation of America into effectively a one-party state.
But now Rove was no longer in the White House. He had been one of the most powerful unelected officials in the United States, but, to many Republicans, his greatest achievement—engineering the presidency of George W. Bush—had become an ugly stain on the party’s reputation.
After the two biggest political scandals of the dec­ade, the Valerie Plame affair and the outcry following the firing of nine U.S. attorneys, Rove resigned in 2007 under a cloud of suspicion, barely escaping indictment. His longtime patron then left the White House with the lowest approval rating in the history of the presidency—22 percent. And in 2008 the Democrats had vaporized Rove’s dreams by winning the ultimate political trifecta—the House, the Senate, and the White House. Finally, on the right, there was the insurgent Tea Party, to which he personified the free-spending Bush era and the Republican Party’s Establishment past, not its future.
But Rove had an incredibly powerful ally. It could be fairly said that no other political strategist in history was so deeply indebted to the United States Supreme Court. In December 2000, inBush v. Gore, one of the most notorious decisions in its history, by a five-to-four vote, the Court effectively resolved the 2000 United States presidential election in favor of Rove’s most famous client, George W. Bush. Then, on January 21, 2010, three months before his luncheon, the Supreme Court once again provided the answer to Karl Rove’s prayers, this time in the form ofCitizens United v. Federal Election Commission.


















4/  The BBC still has some incredibly good programming, and this is a 2 minute commercial for the David Attenborough documentary "Life on Earth" on the beauty of the planet.....beautiful images......however, singer he is not.....




















5/  Rachel Maddow looks at how the Todd Akin issue has developed in the Republican party over the last few days, and how the attempted expulsion of Akins has backfired.....she nails the choreographed reaction of the "Establishment" Republicans....

Maddow does her usual excellent reporting and gives a primer on the whole idiotic mess......her interview in the final third of the segment is with EJ Dionne.....

Nice to see intelligent, fact based news coverage......

















6/  A roundup of last week's best political jokes, mostly late night comedians......a funny 3 minutes......
















7/  Two theories on why Mitt Romney won't release his tax returns, and both are plausible........

The first is from the Guardian - Mitt's tax returns have his California address on them, but he has voted in Massachusetts for the last elections......voter fraud?

Friday's exchange of letters between the election campaigns of Barack Obama and Mitt Romney, in which Romney rejected Obama's offer to drop the tax return issue if Romney will produce just three more years' records, has moved the long-simmering brouhaha over Romney's tax returns back to the front media burner. Romney has only produced two tax returns so far. That's many fewer than any presidential candidate has disclosed in decades, setting up the hearsay accusation disseminated joyfully by Harry Reid (who may or may not actually believe it) that Romney is afraid to tell voters that he sometimes pays no taxes at all. (Romney has answered that, saying he has never paid less than 13% in taxes on his income.)
Meanwhile, Romney appears to have escaped relatively unsinged from the apparently unrelated revelation that he may have committed voter fraud in January 2010, when – despite not owning a house inMassachusetts and having given every appearance of having moved to California – he registered and voted in the Massachusetts special election to replace the deceased Senator Ted Kennedy. Given the GOP's ongoing use of the "voter fraud" fable to justify modern Jim Crow laws and its highly-publicized persecution of the voter registration groupAcorn, an actual case of felony voter fraud committed by the Republican nominee could have been a big story – but Romney was able to tamp down the flames by claiming, not very credibly but also not disprovably, that he and Ann actually were living in their son Tagg's Belmont, Massachusetts basement in 2010. Without proof that Romney lied about where he lived, there's no felony – and no big national story.




The second is that Mitt used the IRS tax amnesty offered in 2009 for Americans with undeclared foreign bank accounts to own up and pay a fine.....if he did it means his tax returns would show he was a cheat......and he's running for President......
A lot of theories have been put forward to try and explain why Romney has allowed his campaign to become bedeviled by charges of tax dodging, but what if what he is hiding is felonious tax fraud?
Okay, so he's taken the legal option of delaying filing his 2011 taxes, which every taxpayer is entitled to do without penalty and without having to give any explanation until October 15 this year (I agree it's a little weird when a super-rich guy who pays accountants by the dozen does this, but hey). The nagging question though is why he hasn't just responded to the demand that he release two years of tax returns like John McCain did in 2008 by simply releasing his 2009 tax filing, along with the 2010 return he already released?
The answer may well be that 2009 was the year that the Treasury Department decided to offer an amnesty from prosecution for tax fraud to any of the tens of thousands of millionaires who were known or suspected to have illegally hidden income abroad in the Cayman Islands or in Swiss banks -- a felony, but one that people thought they'd never be caught at.
That year alone, some nearly 30,000 people, many of them no doubt prominent in society, politics and business, and customers of the finest accounting firms, reportedly voluntarily came forward to the IRS to admit that they had hidden some of the estimated $100 billion in income that crooked rich Americans have for years been secreting away in banks overseas. Under the terms of the program, they were able to just report their fraud, pay the taxes, penalties and interest on the money and then walk away scott free, with no charges and with their returns kept confidential by the agency.
That is, unless they decided to run for national office, where the expectation is that they have to release their income tax returns to the media for inspection.


Y'know - what if both were true?
















8/  The Killers - "Human"....shot in Utah or somewhere beautiful in the West, with a tiger and a puma.......love the song, and a decent video......




















9/  I'm sure you can finish the phrase starting "Hell hath no fury...."

Judith Regan with an amusing [if a tad vitriolic] essay on the female reproductive system and old white christian guys.......

Judith Regan counts the ways she loves Republican men—the guys who still believe in immaculate conception and Santa Claus, and think rape is sex between two adults and that women bewitch men.

You have to love Republican men like Rep. Todd Akin. They still believe in unicorns and true love. They believe not only in immaculate conceptions, but in spontaneous abortions and magical miscarriages too. They believe in divine interventions and Santa Claus. They believe in the absolute power of the female. They believe we are so powerful, so amazing, so superhuman that we can snap our magic little bewitching fingers and will our own pregnancies to end, especially if we are raped, but then again who really gets raped? I mean really. What is rape? Isn’t it sex between two adults? Seriously, if women stopped having sex outside of marriage no one would get raped.


















10/  If you saw "The Hunger Games", the spring blockbuster, you may be amused by this......an honest trailer, where movie junkies rework a trailer with funny comments.....quite good.....2 minutes......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hp_xsUg9ws&feature=player_embedded


















11/  The Gulf of Mexico's seafood is being badly affected by not just the oil spill, but the chemicals used to disperse the oil. The American media are ignoring this story and all government agencies are denying there is a problem, so Al Jazeera went out and talked to scientists and old line fishermen.....and there is a major issue with the Gulf's seafood......

Good story, and a two minute video as well......
he fishermen have never seen anything like this," Dr Jim Cowan told Al Jazeera. "And in my 20 years working on red snapper, looking at somewhere between 20 and 30,000 fish, I've never seen anything like this either."
Dr Cowan, with Louisiana State University's Department of Oceanography and Coastal Sciences started hearing about fish with sores and lesions from fishermen in November 2010.
Cowan's findings replicate those of others living along vast areas of the Gulf Coast that have been impacted by BP's oil and dispersants.
Gulf of Mexico fishermen, scientists and seafood processors have told Al Jazeera they are finding disturbing numbers of mutated shrimp, crab and fish that they believe are deformed by chemicals released during BP's 2010 oil disaster.
Along with collapsing fisheries, signs of malignant impact on the regional ecosystem are ominous: horribly mutated shrimp, fish with oozing sores, underdeveloped blue crabs lacking claws, eyeless crabs and shrimp - and interviewees' fingers point towards BP's oil pollution disaster as being the cause.
Eyeless Shrimp
Tracy Kuhns and her husband Mike Roberts, commercial fishers from Barataria, Louisiana, are finding eyeless shrimp.
















12/  "People are Awesome 2011", a compilation of young athletic guys doing just amazing stuff.......4 minutes.....noone gets hurt in this one......

















13/  Remember the Florida DEP scientist who was ousted for refusing to sign a permit for wetland mitigation that was bogus? The DEP just approved it.......but was there any doubt that in this hopelessly corrupt administration in Rick Scott's Florida anything a large campaign donor wants will be done? Of course not......

A controversial wetlands project that already has been the focus of two inspector general investigations was granted its permit last week by the state Department of Environmental Protection.
The Highlands Ranch Mitigation Bank project has been embroiled in controversy since May, when the DEP's top wetlands expert, Connie Bersok, refused to approve the permit and subsequently was suspended.
Bersok contended that the project would be bad for the environment. Her bosses suspected she was leaking damaging information about it to activists and reporters, but an inspector general's investigation cleared her.
Bersok, a longtime DEP employee with a stellar work record, did not sign the just-issued permit. Instead, it was signed by her division director, Mark Thomasson, a recent DEP hire who at one point was ready to oust Bersok for her opposition to approving it. DEP spokeswoman Dee Ann Miller said Bersok was replaced by one of her bosses as the permit reviewer while she was on suspension.
An official statement posted on the DEP website said the permit is "the first of its kind … pilot project intended to address widely reported inconsistencies" in the permitting for similar projects. "This proposed project provides reasonable assurance that the environment will be protected."
However, Jerry Phillips, a former DEP attorney who now heads up the Florida chapter of the group Public Employees for Environmental Responsibility, said the permit was the end result of having "a secretary who is beholden to industry and a deputy secretary who is beholden to industry."



















14/  Another story of Rick Scott's Florida - you have been paying into unemployment insurance your whole working life, but when you need it the State has changed the rules so drastically that only one third of people eligible for this check actually get it......

Scott's motto - kick them when they're down.......if you're poor, need food or help....move out of state......

Only one in three applicants for unemployment compensation in Florida receives any money, ranking the state dead last among the 50 states. Raymond Togyer of Fort Lauderdale tells his frustrating experience.

BY TOLUSE OLORUNNIPA

HERALD/TIMES TALLAHASSEE BUREAU

TALLAHASSEE -- When 65-year-old Raymond Togyer isn’t polishing his resume or cold calling potential employers, he’s spending hours trying, unsuccessfully, to navigate Florida’s labyrinthine unemployment compensation system.
Togyer — who was laid off for the first time in his adult life from a high-paying civil engineering job in June — has spent the last seven weeks sending and resending letters, staying on hold for hours and checking state websites, all to no avail.
He is one of hundreds of thousands of out-of-work Floridians flummoxed by what has become the most tightfisted unemployment compensation system in the nation.
“They told me that I was eligible and that I was going to be getting $275 a week,” said the Togyer, ofFort Lauderdale “That was seven weeks ago. To this day I have not received anything. I’m draining my savings to pay my bills.”
Critics say Gov. Rick Scott and Florida’s Legislature are behind a multipronged effort to restrict payments to eligible Floridians. A required 45-question “skills review” and an online-only application system have combined to restrict thousands of applicants from receiving aid. The U.S. Labor Department is investigating the complaints. A spokesman told the Herald/Times that Florida is cooperating with their inquiry, but they would not comment further.
Scott’s office did not respond to a request for comment, but in the past he has touted the required 45-question “skills review” as a commonsense reform intended to create a more skilled workforce.
Whatever the intention, the impact is clear: Hundreds of thousands of unemployed Floridians have been cut off from a safety net system for those who find themselves suddenly without income.
http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/08/21/v-fullstory/2962090/getting-an-unemployment-check.html

















15/  Movie review - "Premium Rush", starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt.......sounds like a really good guy movie.....lots of action, stunts and sweat......

Pushing pedal to the mettle and its breezily thin, goofy story to the breaking point, “Premium Rush” provides just about all the late summer air-conditioned relief you could hope for. It’s buoyant dumb-fun, a ticking-clock thriller about a New York bicycle messenger who has to get from here to there without being taken out. Stuffed with zingers and zippy stunts, it comes with pretty young things of all hues and hair types — few prettier than its lead, Joseph Gordon-Levitt — and start-to-finish clever special effects, none more clever or special than Michael Shannon. If you want to see a political undertow in its urban band of multicultural renegades, there’s that for the taking too.

Mr. Shannon, having grabbed the Crazy Man baton from Christopher Walken, enters, teeth gnashing, eyes bulging, to play Bobby Monday, a bad, bad New York detective. Monday has a gambling problem and, as he freely confesses, issues with impulse control. He’s also a big-time loser who’s deep in dangerous debt. His deliverance may come in a mysterious chit that will lead to a payout that, in turn, involves a money-lending outfit; a visiting student, Nima (Jamie Chung); some cuteness back in mainland China; and other easily forgotten particulars. None of these story bits matter much because it’s the telling and not the tale — along with Mr. Gordon-Levitt’s innate appeal, Mr. Shannon’s volatile menace and a certain je ne say what — that makes the movie pop.
The chit ends up with Wilee (Mr. Gordon-Levitt), who has to race it from uptown to down while biking a gantlet of darting cars, buses, trucks and pedestrians, and dodging Bobby Monday and other obstacles, including the obligatory girl trouble, Vanessa (Dania Ramirez).












16/  Yeay - a new zombie movie is out this week - "The Revenant"........a horror comedy, yummy stuff.......crunch crunch......
A middling zombie movie elevated by clever writing and gooeylicious special effects, Kerry Prior’s “Revenant” toys with big themes but settles for uneasy laughs. Even so, when you consider that most American horror-comedies are about as funny as rotting flesh, this small sleeper delivers a surprising number of pleasingly putrid punch lines.

When Bart (David Anders), a good-hearted soldier killed in Iraq, is unable to remain deceased, he turns for help to his best buddy, Joey (Chris Wylde). Joey of course turns to Google, deducing that Bart will require regular infusions of human blood to remain animate. Refusing to kill the innocent, the pair turn vigilante, preying on a selection of violent Los Angeles lowlifes with increasing skill and decreasing reluctance.
Though in need of a more ruthless editor than the intriguingly named Walter Montague Urch, Mr. Prior mines ghoulish humor in refreshingly novel ways. “I’m kind of decomposing,” Bart apologizes when friends recoil, and a series of zombie suicide attempts is, like the film’s politically chilling ending, a witty treat.











Todays video - an ironic Bud Lite commercial......must have had a musing moment.....

















Todays golf jokes

 #10 Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."

       Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"



 #9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."

      Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."



 #8 Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"

      Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."



 #7 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"

      Caddy: "Eventually." 



#6 Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."

     Caddy: "I don't think so sir.  That would be too much of a coincidence."



 #5 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time.  It's too much of a distraction." 

      Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."



 #4 Golfer: "How do you like my game?"  

      Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf." 



#3 Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?

     Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day." 



#2 Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."

     Caddy: "This isn't the golf course.  We left that an hour ago."



 and the #1 best caddy comment: 



     Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old." 

     Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."



















Todays Ann Romney joke

Two Beverly Hills women are shopping on Rodeo Drive when one of them notices a child in a baby carriage.
"Oh, look at that beautiful baby!" says the woman.
"Aww, how adorable," says her friend. Then the first woman gasps.
"Oh my God, that’s my baby!"
"How do you know?"
"I recognize the nanny."













Todays corporate joke

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and a manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. One of them rubs it and a Genie appears from inside it. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Poof! He's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my own personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and three Playboy Playmates!' Poof! He's gone.
'OK, you're next,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two slackers back in the office after lunch.'












Todays texting joke

From a Teacher - short and to the point.

In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of capital letters. For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement: 

"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."