Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Davids Daily Dose - Tuesday December 28th




1/  The US has 3% of the worlds population but 25% of global consumption, due to our high living standards across a broad level of our middle class. Unfortunately both China and India [and Brazil etc] also have a rapidly expanding middle class clamoring for the kind of living standards we enjoy here in the US. And due to our profligate borrowing to finance our debts they also have a lot of our money, and with that comes clout. 

Crunch time. As Paul Krugman explains in this article the world has finite resources, so due to the demand from these developing countries the prices for a broad range of commodities, from oil to food, are going to go up......and the standards of our middle class will go down unless we export more and import less.....

What the commodity markets are telling us is that we’re living in a finite world, in which the rapid growth of emerging economies is placing pressure on limited supplies of raw materials, pushing up their prices. And America is, for the most part, just a bystander in this story.
Inconsistency aside, however, the big problem with those blaming the Fed for rising commodity prices is that they’re suffering from delusions of U.S. economic grandeur. For commodity prices are set globally, and what America does just isn’t that important a factor.
In particular, today, as in 2007-2008, the primary driving force behind rising commodity prices isn’t demand from the United States. It’s demand from China and other emerging economies. As more and more people in formerly poor nations are entering the global middle class, they’re beginning to drive cars and eat meat, placing growing pressure on world oil and food supplies.
And those supplies aren’t keeping pace. Conventional oil production has been flat for four years; in that sense, at least, peak oil has arrived. True, alternative sources, like oil from Canada’s tar sands, have continued to grow. But these alternative sources come at relatively high cost, both monetary and environmental.
Also, over the past year, extreme weather — especially severe heat and drought in some important agricultural regions — played an important role in driving up food prices. And, yes, there’s every reason to believe that climate change is making such weather episodes more common.














2/  Bundle up - It's Global Warming
How do we rationalise the fact that the earth is heating up with the record cold and snow over a large part of the Northern Hemisphere.....if you want to know, read this article. If you don't, keep watching Fox News. 
The arctic air patterns have changed, producing more snow in Siberia.....although it doesn't say so I think this winter pattern might be the near future for our weather.....boy I hope not.....

 The snow and record cold have invaded the Eastern United States, with more bad weather predicted.
All of this cold was met with perfect comic timing by the release of a World Meteorological Organization report showing that 2010 will probably be among the three warmest years on record, and 2001 through 2010 the warmest decade on record.
How can we reconcile this? The not-so-obvious short answer is that the overall warming of the atmosphere is actually creating cold-weather extremes. Last winter, too, was exceptionally snowy and cold across the Eastern United States and Eurasia, as were seven of the previous nine winters.
For a more detailed explanation, we must turn our attention to the snow in Siberia.
Annual cycles like El Niño/Southern Oscillation, solar variability and global ocean currents cannot account for recent winter cooling. And though it is well documented that the earth’s frozen areas are in retreat, evidence of thinning Arctic sea ice does not explain why the world’s major cities are having colder winters.















3/  The US military budget
Excellent article by Nicolas Kristof on the sacred cow of both the Democrats and the Republicans when it comes to the budget.....military spending. Why do we need 11 aircraft carrier groups for the Navy?  Why do we need advanced fighters?  Does Al-Queda have a Navy? Are we frightened of the North Korean Air Force?

The answer is obvious. There is no politician strong enough to take on the military-industrial complex....they own the Pentagon, and all of our politicians. All of them.

With the cuts that are coming because this country is borrowing money we don't earn from the Chinese, the bloated military will be sucking up your Social Security, Medicare and every other benefit the middle class is relying on for retirement....

It’s the military/security world, and it’s time to bust that taboo. A few facts:
• The United States spends nearly as much on military power as every other country in the world combined, according to the Stockholm International Peace Research Institute. It says that we spend more than six times as muchas the country with the next highest budget, China.
• The United States maintains troops at more than 560 bases and other sites abroad, many of them a legacy of a world war that ended 65 years ago. Do we fear that if we pull our bases from Germany, Russia might invade?
• The intelligence community is so vast that more people have “top secret” clearance than live in Washington, D.C.
• The U.S. will spend more on the war in Afghanistan this year, adjusting for inflation, than we spent on the Revolutionary War, the War of 1812, the Mexican-American War, the Civil War and the Spanish-American War combined.














4/  Scary stuff about a school shooter who had a troubled past and multiple previous incidents of shooting students and teachers.....could he have been helped?....from Onion News.....















5/  "The Looming Crisis in the States"
Serious issues folks - just about every state has a large budget shortfall [Florida's is about $3.5 billion] with no way to pay for it except to slash whatever is left of social programs, because the we certainly wouldn't close any tax loopholes for big political donors, would we...... 
It just gets worse and worse....

The most immediate cause of the states’ problems is the decline in tax revenue caused by the downturn, just as the demand for services has increased.
Over the last two years, combined sales, personal and corporate taxes have fallen by more than 10 percent. Although revenue is likely to tick up slightly in 2011, federal stimulus money — which has been keeping many states afloat — is largely scheduled to expire. Renewing a portion of that aid would be one of the most effective ways to assist the economy.
Many conservatives have said the revenue decline is a good incentive for states to cut their spending. That is precisely what almost all states have done, because they are legally barred from running deficits. State spending fell by 3.8 percent in the 2009 fiscal year and 7.3 percent more in the 2010 fiscal year, the only significant declines since at least the 1970s, even as the cost of education and health care rose.
School aid, Medicaid, transportation, employee salaries, social services, courts — whatever there was to cut, states have slashed it, often at ruinous costs to the most vulnerable: the poor, the sick and disabled, students, tens of thousands of laid-off workers.
But cutting spending will not affect the heaviest burden: the accumulated debt that comes from passing off the biggest problems to future generations. States and cities have nearly $3 trillion in outstanding bonds, and more than $3.5 trillion in shortfalls to pensions. Promised health benefits alone are more than $500 billion.














6/  Fascinating video about an unknown golfer - Moe Norman, who could have been a household name.....but of course wasn't.....interesting even if you don't play golf.......great commentator.....















7/  The Gulf oil spill. 
Both BP and the government have been desperately hoping this story would die, but new evidence says there is a layer of oil on the ocean bed covering possibly thousands of square miles.....the scientists can't say what the damage is precisely but you know it isn't good for the ocean.
Scientists who have been on research cruises in the Gulf in recent days report finding layers of residue up to several centimeters thick from what they suspect is BP oil.
The material appears in spots across several thousand square miles of seafloor, they said. In many of those spots, they said, worms and other marine life that crawl along the sediment appear dead, though many organisms that can swim appear healthy.
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Tests now have started to link some oil in the sediment to the BP well could add to the amount of money BP ends up paying to compensate for the spill's damage.
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The test results also raise questions about the possible downsides of the government's use of chemical dispersants to fight the spill.
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8/  Music  - Joy Formidable with "I don't want to see you like this". 
A variant on a power trio like Rush, lead and bass guitars with a killer drummer, the twist being the lead singer/ lead guitarist is female......cool......watch it at 720......















9/  Travel - If you're not frightened of your own shadow Mexico is a really good deal right now....yes you should avoid some areas but if you are smart you can have a great vacation at a decent price.......the Yucutan is lovely, just avoid Cozumel at all costs because of the cruise ship crowding.....

The latest travel warning, issued by the State Department in September, urged American citizens to defer unnecessary travel specifically to Michoacán and areas along the northern border, including Tamaulipas, and parts of Chihuahua, Durango and Coahuila, where tourists generally don’t go. Yet, ever cautious, it stated, “violence has occurred throughout the country, including in areas frequented by American tourists.” Visitors were encouraged to stay on main roads in daylight hours and to remain in well-known tourist areas.
All of this has made travel to Mexico a hard sell lately, but travel agents say the negative publicity has also made Mexico among the best values out there as resorts lower rates or add free incentives to entice travelers. When asked where agents are recommending travelers go to get the most for their dollar this year, 70 percent said Mexico, according to Travel Leaders, a major network of agents.














10/  Ah Florida......we're toast......

Our water - we let bottlers like Niagara pump millions of gallons from the aquifer for nothing, bottle our water and ship it around the country. No tax. But the biggest loophole is all bottled water they sell in Florida is [sales] tax free. No tax. 
We have a huge budget deficit, so this is a no-brainer you would think....but not with the corrupt scum who run this state.....

Faced with at least a $3.5 billion budget shortfall, maybe Florida's legislators will finally be pushed into closing one of the biggest sales-tax loopholes around.
While the state's sales tax is applied to purchases of soft drinks and other beverages, lobbyists for the bottled-water industry have managed to exclude their product from the 6 percent tax.
It's truly amazing: The bottlers draw their water from beneath Florida, and pay almost nothing for it.
Then they ship it around the United States.
Meanwhile, while every other bottler pays sales tax to help offset the costs of maintaining landfills for the millions of bottles that stay here, the bottled-water industry escapes taxes on its product.
The exemption is a loophole big enough to let $43 million in taxes slip through each year




Your homeowners insurance
Insurance companies are about to raise rates across the board even though we haven't had a hurricane for five years....the swear they're losing money, and our crack team of corrupt regulators let them raise rates again. The way it works is the companies set up subsidiaries for all of their services - the parent company makes little money or makes a loss, because it buys from the subsidiaries at inflated prices. Any decent accountant can make this work, and they have some good ones. And lobbyists. .....
So suck it up people and assume the position......you are going to pay more.....

State regulators have approved $718 million in rate increases -- despite five years of no hurricanes. They will widen an already $20 billion gap between what Florida consumers this decade paid for protection and what insurers returned by way of claims checks.
Florida insurers continue to claim they are losing money -- the top 20 carriers reported losing $111 million the first half of the year after big payments to reinsurers for hurricane protection -- but the Herald-Tribune found those figures also hide profits.
Payments to affiliated companies continue to tack on hundreds of dollars to the individual bills of homeowners, charges a consumer advocate says are inflated. Most Florida insurers need not publicly report those profits, but two that do posted earnings of $32 million despite telling state regulators their insurance operations lost $16 million and required double-digit rate hikes.




Governor Rick is famous - a profile in Time magazine.....not as flattering as he would have liked but who cares.....he's the Gov. now. Open for business. 
As long as you're not poor, sick, disabled, in a public school or on unemployment in which case his advice would be move to Georgia.....

Still, those Republicans — whose state party is embroiled in an embarrassing finance scandal of its own — know that Floridians expect them to help Scott make good on his "7-step" pledge to create 700,000 new jobs in seven years (even though the gubernatorial term is only four years). They may wave off some of Scott's less viable ideas — this month he revived the push for a school voucher-like plan for all of Florida's 2.6 million schoolchildren, even though Florida's Supreme Court in 2006 ruled the scheme a violation of the state constitution's public education provisions. But they'll have to be engaged for a change in efforts to shake Florida out of its complacently low-tech, low-wage economic model, which depends inordinately on beaches and oranges.















11/  The Chevy Volt - we've heard a lot about this car from GM, so here is the first review of the "all-electric" car you can buy [after subsidies] for about $34,000. Of course it isn't all electric, but you could say it's better than that because it's backup gas engine gives it much more range. Anyway the reviewer likes it...... 

All told, the Volt was weighed down with so much political and social baggage that I was surprised it could pull away from the curb.
So for me, it felt great to finally jump into the Chevy, ditch the debates and just drive. And you know what? G.M. has nailed it, creating a hatchback that feels peppy and mainstream yet can sip less fuel than any gas- or diesel-powered car sold in America.
The Volt leaves you grinning with its driving-the-future vibe. Yet the car operates so seamlessly that owners need not think about the planetary gear sets, the liquid-cooled electrons and all that digital magic taking place below.
Just don’t forget to unplug it when you back out of the garage.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/26/automobiles/autoreviews/26volt.html?emc=eta1




Interesting car-related story from The Haggler with a tale of an auto dealer blatantly cheating a customer, and even with the NY Times behind the car buyer the dealer still said "toughki".......

Our tale this time comes from a hotel clerk and recent immigrant from India named George Karikulathileliyas — henceforth known as Mr. K. The question below is based on his e-mail and several follow-up conversations with the Haggler.
Q. I bought a Nissan Murano from Star Nissan in Queens last year. I thought the price was $35,985, because that’s what it said on the sales agreement I signed that evening.
But when I received my financing document from Chase, the price was $39,754. The difference — nearly $4,000 — is a mystery that I have spent more than a year trying to solve.













12/  Good TV - "Men of a Certain Age" on TNT.....a show for the ladies.....

“Men of a Certain Age,” TNT’s funny, elegant meditation on midlife, which resumed on Monday nights for a second season this month, was created by Ray Romano and Mike Royce (both of “Everybody Loves Raymond”), but it is easy to imagine that these are pseudonyms for two other people entirely — let’s call them Ramona and Michele.
The suspicion festers because the sensibility of the show is so genetically female, so catered to how women think men ought to live. Revolving around the relationship of three male friends with a long history, the series is warm, chatty, minutiae obsessed and almost hormonal in its swings from cool observational comedy to saturnine character examination. It is, in some sense, “Curb Your Enthusiasm” ratcheted down a few tax brackets and up a number of scales in emotional key. The result has proved to be a success.












Todays video - a classic , "The Dentist" from the Carol Burnett show, with Harvey Korman and Tim Conway.......











Todays naughty joke

A couple living in a small  Minnesota town take on an 18-year-old girl as a lodger.
She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bathroom as such but she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.

"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to bowl," the woman said. So the young girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday night.

After her husband had gone off for his bowling tournament, the woman filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed.

She was surprised to see that the young lass didn't have any pubic hair and told her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said, "Next week, when you go off to bowl, I'll leave a little gap in the curtains so that you can see for
Yourself, alright?"

The following Monday night, while the girl got undressed for her bath, the wife asked her, "Do you shave down there?"

"No," replied the girl, "I've just never grown any hairs down there. Do you have hairs on yours?"

"Oh, yes," said the woman and she showed the girl her hairy muff.

After the girl had gone to bed the husband came home and the wife asked, "Did you see it?"

"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours?"

"Why not?" she said, "You've seen it before.”

"I know," he replied, "but the bowling team hadn't!"











Todays senior joke

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.

After finishing their meal, they left the  restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for about forty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a safe place to turn around, in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man.  He fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up for a single minute.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her, "While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card."



Coming up is National Senior Mental Health Week. You can do YOUR part by remembering to contact at least one unstable Senior that you know personally...to show you care.

At least, I've done MY part!!














Todays blonde joke
A young, successful ventriloquist is on tour and stops in a small town to perform at a club. He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a big blonde woman from the third row stands on her chair and screams: "I've had just about enough of your degrading blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?"
"What does a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being?" she goes on to say... 


"It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large - all in the name of humor."


Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde screams again, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little sh*t on your knee!"




Sunday, December 26, 2010

Davids Daily Dose - Sunday December 26th

Happy Boxing Day.....and for those of you who don't know about this holiday here's the Wiki history....


In the United Kingdom, it certainly became a custom of the nineteenth-century Victorians for tradesmen to collect their "Christmas boxes" or gifts on the day after Christmas in return for good and reliable service throughout the year.[5] Another possibility is that the name derives from an old English tradition: in exchange for ensuring that wealthy landowners' Christmases ran smoothly, their servants were allowed to take the 26th off to visit their families. The employers gave each servant a box containing gifts and bonuses (and sometimes leftover food). In addition, around the 1800s, churches opened their alms boxes (boxes where people place monetary donations) and distributed the contents to the poor.


Hope you all had a wonderful Christmas celebration.......and now back to reality!!!








1/  In your 40's or 50's?
Excellent article by Robyn Blumner from the St. Pete Times on what they are conveniently forgetting to tell people in their 40's and 50's about the implications of raising the Social Security age. Since our corporate Supreme Court gutted the Federal Age Discrimination act companies can much more easily let older workers go on age grounds, and they do because older staff 1/ earn more and 2/ have higher medical costs. 

So as you get older in the corporate world you could be faced with two threats - your retirement [SS] starts later, and you are much more likely to be fired just because you are older and more expensive, and if you are fired it's much more difficult finding a decent job in your 50's and 60's..
The lesson - save save save, feed your 401K because you're going to need it. Get some capital put by. Just another instance of the screwing of the middle class......
If Congress seriously flirts with the idea floated by the president's deficit commission, that of slowly raising the age of eligibility to 69 for full Social Security benefits, then it will need to address another bit of business: protecting older workers from getting laid off simply because they're old and expensive.
There was a time in the halcyon days when working for a company for 20, 30 or more years engendered an implied reciprocal obligation of loyalty. If layoffs occurred they would be largely accomplished using a last-in, first-out standard as a way to communicate to a work force that people mattered. Workers with longevity felt secure knowing that as long as they worked hard they weren't going to be treated as expendable cogs, easily disposed of when it served the bottom line to nix someone at their pay grade.
Then came the roaring recession, and the older workers who got laid off during this Darwinian epoch have found that getting another job is ridiculously hard. In a study titled "The 'New Unemployables,' Older Job Seekers Struggle to Find Work During the Great Recession" by Boston College's Sloan Center on Aging and Work, 67 percent of surveyed job seekers age 55 or over were looking for work after more than a year, compared with 43 percent of younger workers. The difficult truism of today's tight economy is that employers are uninterested in hiring someone older. They perceive gray heads as less productive, or as someone who might soon have health problems, or who might expect higher earnings. Basically the same reasons they were let go in the first place.
Yes, that's age discrimination, and yes it's illegal. But conservatives on the U.S. Supreme Court rendered federal law against age discrimination toothless, recently making it much harder for older workers to succeed in court.
















2/  Any doubts at all the game is rigged in favour of the rich and powerful oligarchs? Still believe in fairies too?
Here's a story about sanctions, yes the sanctions we impose with great fanfare and moral indignation on rogue governments like Iran. It turns out there's a division of the Treasury that gives exemptions.....to corporations who ask politely.

At the behest of a host of companies — from Kraft Food and Pepsi to some of the nation’s largest banks — a little-known office of the Treasury Departmenthas granted nearly 10,000 licenses for deals involving countries that have been cast into economic purgatory, beyond the reach of American business.
Most of the licenses were approved under a decade-old law mandating that agricultural and medical humanitarian aid be exempted from sanctions. But the law, pushed by the farm lobby and other industry groups, was written so broadly that allowable humanitarian aid has included cigarettes,Wrigley’s gumLouisiana hot sauceweight-loss remediesbody-building supplements and sports rehabilitation equipment sold to the institute that trains Iran’s Olympic athletes.


In the same article there is also a little story about how Washington really works....showing the blatant corruption......the only surprise is how cheaply you can buy a politician, in this case a US Senator.....

By the time Customs seized the electrodes on Nov. 5, waste was piling up in the sun. Nor did prospects look good for Mr. Liu’s application to the licensing office seeking to do an end run around the sanctions. On Nov. 21, a State Department official, Ralph Palmiero, recommended that the agency deny the request since the sanctions explicitly mandated the “termination of existing contracts” like Mr. Liu’s.
That is when Senator Inouye’s office stepped in. While his electrodes were at sea, Mr. Liu had made his first ever political contribution, giving the senator’s campaign $2,000. Mr. Liu says the timing was coincidental, that he was simply feeling more politically inclined. Records show that an Inouye aide called the licensing office on Mr. Liu’s behalf the same day that Mr. Palmiero recommended denying the application. The senator himself wrote two days later.
Mr. Inouye’s spokesman, Peter Boylan, said the contribution had “no impact whatsoever” on the senator’s actions, which he said were motivated solely by concern for the community’s health and welfare.
The pressure appears to have worked. The following day, the licensing office’s director at the time asked the State Department to reconsider in an e-mail that prominently noted the senator’s interest. A few days later, the State Department found that the purchase qualified for a special “medical and humanitarian” exception.
The license was issued Dec. 10. Two months later, Mr. Liu sent the senator another $2,000 contribution, the maximum allowable. Mr. Levey said he could not comment on the details of a decision predating his tenure. 














3/  Jon Stewart and the 9/11 First Responders bill
The mainstream media completely ignored the killing of the 9/11 bill by the Republicans - not a single outlet commented on it, and it took Jon Stewart to shame the Congress into passing it.

Indeed, as Media Matters first noted, the day after the initial vote was held two weeks ago in whichfilibustering Republicans unanimously voted to not let the first responder bill proceed, none of the network news telecasts that night reported on the story. None. And in the 48 hours that followed, the cable news channels didn't have much to say either, nor did many print or online pundits. The bill to aid Sept. 11 heroes had been dealt a rather stunning blow in the Senate, and most mainstream media players didn't care, to the point where the story wasn't even covered.
But yes, on the night of the vote, The Daily Show With Jon Stewart covered the vote. And Stewart, in his signature way, highlighted the stunning hypocrisy in play.
Then last week Stewart reloaded for another round. Plus, the host sat down with first responders and interviewed them about the diseases many of them were suffering, and also got their take on the surprisingly difficult legislative battle they were facing in Congress.
And guess what? Stewart, at that point, was practically alone in carrying out that simple act of journalism. By dedicating even a few minutes of his show to the 9-11 bill and by interviewing key players in the saga, Stewart instantly lapped most of the Beltway press corps. Why? Because for some bizarre reason, there seemed to have been a kind of groupthink conclusion that the 9/11 first responder bill, and the fact that it was being blocked by filibustering Republicans, was not news. (Nothing to see here, people... )
But, of course it was. And by shaming both the press and Republicans last week, Stewart proved that point. (And people wonder why younger demos turn to Stewart for their news?)














4/  Rihanna on the British TV show "The X Factor", which got in hot water for this performance which was deemed "too sexy" for TV.....you be the judge......















5/  Fox News - "There's no climate change"

Story about how Heathrow airport is slowly clearing the backlog of stranded travellers and getting back to normal, but Friday came news that a new storm is hitting France and Germany causing chaos to Christmas air travel.......
Ironically the lead for this story is some very unlucky cruise passengers from Royal Caribbean's Brilliance of the Seas returning from their stormy cruise, and getting stuck at Heathrow.........see below.....

First, they cruised the Mediterranean on the Brilliance of the Seas, the ship, now notorious, whose battle with hurricane-force winds and gargantuan waves became worldwide news. Then they decided to spend a relaxing day in London before returning home.
That was Saturday.
“I’m not trying to be negative, but they herded us in here and we have not been able to talk to anyone,” Mr. Barlow said of the tent, the latest step in a surreal odyssey in which the couple has tried mightily to find a flight to Washington, despite there being no flights and no information after a snowstorm five days ago. (At this point, there is no longer any snow, either.)




CNN Europe video [2 minutes] about the huge storm the Brilliance of the Seas went through off the coast of Egypt with commentary from passengers and pictures. Lucky for RCCL the storm was at night so noone could take a video of the huge waves.......if any of our alert readers find video of the storm send it along.....

The Brilliance is 90,000 tons, and is one of the four most beautiful ships Royal Caribbean has built....the four Radiance class ships are classic designs, very guest friendly and wonderfully laid out with lots of balcony cabins......if you are thinking of taking a cruise I recommend these ships, but not in the Mediterranean in December. The weather is waaaaaay too volatile....

The 2,100-passenger Brilliance of the Seas was making its way to Alexandria, Egypt when large waves and heavy winds sent the boat rocking,according to USA Today.
An American passenger told CBS' "The Early Show" that it was a "horrifying" experience and that water had crashed through the ship's 10th floor windows, sogging passenger quarters.















6/  Goodbye to 2010, from Jib Jab......the year in politics, with Obama/Biden puppets and song.....quite well done.......2 minutes....

http://sendables.jibjab.com/originals/so_long_to_ya_2010















7/  The train that never stops....Chinese design video of a revolutionary concept for future train travel.....it's just a concept but shows the Chinese are thinking about this stuff. Of course in the US the Republicans are talking about eliminating all subsidies for Amtrack and other rail systems....1 minute......

here have been many different Train concepts that aim to be the future of transportation, adding more speed, more room, more comfort and more features, but what about a new conceptual design looking to create a train that doesn’t need to stop?This innovative concept train by Jianjun Chen is made up of out of the box thinking and aims to save tremendous amount of time for passengers and train personnel.















8/  A DDD favourite
"The Idiots", with Zoe Saldana and Kate Bosworth....very funny.........















9/  Ah, Florida.....we're doomed......

Article about the new Agriculture Commissioner Adam Putnam and how he is repaying his debt to the Big Sugar interests by killing an initiative that is trying to make our schoolchildren healthier by stopping the sale of sweet junk in public schools........he hasn't even taken office and he's already a scumbag on the take.  
Rep. Adam Putnam (R-FL) has yet to take office in his new role as Florida Agriculture Commissioner, but he’s already making his Big Sugar contributors smile.
Throughout 2010, the State Board of Education has considered banning sugary drinks from Florida schools, including soft drinks, high-sugar juices, and chocolate milk.



There is a bill being pushed by the new President of the Senate Mike Haridopolos called TABOR, which if passed would be a disaster for Florida.....it will be sold to the stupids as a way to "cut your taxes", but it would be awful for cities.....and counties......and public schools.....and local services......and you....


but make no mistake: This push to supposedly make government more efficient and productive by limiting its revenue, but which would hamper its ability to provide necessary services, is Mr. Haridopolos' handiwork. He cutely dubs the spending limit a "smart cap."

It's anything but. Colorado's the only state that passed a similar cap on state and local government collections, in 1992. By 2005, residents had voted to suspend it for five years. The cap had dropped Colorado from 35th to 49th in the nation in K-12 spending, and from 23rd to 48th in the nation in access to prenatal care. That's hardly a success.

In Florida, the "smart cap" would reduce funding for schools and social services. Florida Chief Financial OfficerAlex Sink also warns a tax cap would make it more costly to sell bonds for public-works projects — and to pay claims against state-run Citizens Insurance after a major hurricane.

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State lawmakers also recoil at the overreaching power of the federal government. But with TABOR, Mr. Haridopolos and Co. would attempt to control how local governments spend taxpaper money. Even though that's precisely what voters elect local representatives to do.















10/  Cool dog video, showing a Dalmation dog leaping through snowbanks and under them.....sound track by Harry Connick Jr. I know it sounds silly, but it's quite fun. 
Amusing and Christmasy......


















11/  Movie review - "Gullivers Travels" in 3D, with Jack Black. The review is written in "Olde Englishe" and is most amusing ....and from what I can gather this film is a good one for kids of all ages.......especially if you like Jack Black.......

My avowed purpose in composing that text, as any swot who has suffered the Duty and Dullness rampant in our Schools must know, was to employ my modest pen as a scourge against human Folly and the vanities of the Age. Having deemed itself unable to defeat those foes, this rendition of “Gulliver’s Travels” chuses rather to join them.
The purveyors of the Amusement have superadded to the Spectacle a third dimension, the main Effect of which is to expand the already extensive Belly and Buttocks of Mr. Jack Black, a rotund Clown charged with the task of impersonating Lemuel Gulliver. My storied Voyager is thus converted to yet another fellow of slack Ambition and ample Gut, toiling at a Loser Job and pining for his Stella (or Darcy, as she is here called), a woman of quick Intellect and slender Frame, in whose League he is so totally not. Though of course we never are permitted to doubt that this Stella will smile upon him in the end, and do so moreover with the glorious and gleaming Teeth of Miss Amanda Peet.


Here's the trailer.........












Todays video - EU explained. Not really a joke, but an amusing way to explain the economic policies of the EU in a "who's on first" format........quite good....










Todays Postal joke


There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.
 
One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.
 
The letter read:
 
Dear God,
 
I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension.
 
Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment.
 
Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope.. Can you please help me?
 
Sincerely, Edna
 
The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars.
 
By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman...
 
The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.
 
Christmas came and went.
 
A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God.
 
All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.
 
It read:
 
Dear God,
 
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?
 
Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.
 
By the way, there was $4 missing.
 
I think it might have been those bastards at the post office.
 
Sincerely,

Edna 














Todays AARP jokes


USEFUL INFORMATION FOR YOU
From the American Association Of Retired People 

Questions and Answers from the AARP Forum
Q: Where can men over the age 
of 60 find younger, sexy
 
women who are interested
 
in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his 
wife is going through
 
menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with 
tools, you can finish the basement.
 
When you're done you'll have a
 
place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that 
menopause is mentioned in
 
the Bible. Is
 that true? 
Where can
 it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 
"And Mary rode Joseph's ass
 
all the way to 
Egypt ..."
Q: How can you increase the 
heart rate of your 60-plus
 
year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that 
terrible curse of the elderly
 
wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?A: Go braless. It will usually pullthem out.
Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?A: Valets don't forget where theypark your car.
Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?A: "Gosh, I remember these!"












Todays British joke


Three British friends married women from different parts of the world.....
 
The first man married a Filipino.  He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.   It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a 
Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.  The first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from 
Glasgow . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.