Sunday, July 26, 2020

Davids Daily Dose - Sunday July 26th





1/  David Wallace-Wells had an interview with Bernie Sanders.....actually gives one hope!
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All of a sudden, there is some genuinely good news about the coronavirus, visible at least in the medium distance: seemingly plateauing case numbers in “second wave” pandemic hot spots Florida, Texas, and Arizona; encouraging news from the most promising vaccine candidates; and early results suggesting a particular drug therapy, inhaled interferon beta, could reduce coronavirus mortality by as much as 79 percent.



2/  Since it's Sunday, think about this one.....
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3/  You may have seen this before, but watch it again if you have - the Lincoln Project "Failure"...



4/  Roger Cohen with a very good column in the Times....
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PARIS — No people has found the American lurch toward authoritarianism under President Trump more alarming than the Germans. For postwar Germany, the United States was savior, protector and liberal democratic model. Now, Germans, in shock, speak of the “American catastrophe.”



5/  The talented and amusing Randy Rainbow with "Please Dr. Fauci"....



6/  Barbara Walters interviewed Trump in 1990, 30 years ago. Two takeaways - Trump was, is and always will be a liar and braggart - his techniques haven't changed a bit. Two - where are the journalists with the cojones of Barbara Walters? She is professional, well prepared and calls him on all his lies. A wonderful two minutes.



7/  Nicolas Kristof with an excellent column about Portland and Trump's Gestapo.....
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PORTLAND, Ore. — To watch Fox News is to learn from Sean Hannity that the “Rose City” of Portland is “like a war zone” that has been, in Tucker Carlson’s words, “destroyed by the mob.”
So I invite Hannity and Carlson to escape their bubbles and visit Portland, stroll along the Willamette River and enjoy a glass of local pinot noir. They’ll be safe — unless they venture at night into the two blocks beside the federal courthouse.


This is the Trump FB ad referred to in Kristof's column....the panel on 
the right is from 1/ 2014 and 2/ Ukraine!
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8/ The Chairman of the Royal Caribbean Group with a message to travel partners, and indeed all of us. Richard Fain is one of the most intelligent and worldly men I have ever known, and it is so refreshing to hear a lifelong conservative like Richard tell it like it is....obviously no politics, but a lot of common sense with a frank appraisal about where we are now.
This is worth watching....



9/  Trump wished Ghislaine Maxwell well at one of his "briefings"....
I think this is a coded message to her to keep your mouth shut and I'll pardon you...
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President Donald Trump took a moment out of today’s coronavirus briefing (his first in months) to send well wishes to an old party pal: Ghislaine Maxwell. As in, the British socialite recently arrested and charged for her alleged role procuring underage girls for Trump’s former friend, Jeffrey Epstein. As in, the Epstein associate who could potentially name some pretty big names in her conversations with federal authorities. Asked on Tuesday if he thinks Maxwell will “turn in powerful men,” the president told a reporter that he “hasn’t been following it too much,” really. But when it comes to Maxwell, he said, “I just wish her well, frankly.”



10/  And of course the Lincoln Project was on it...."Maxwell"....



11/  Boy are they on it - "Maxwell 2" - even the Lincoln Project thinks Trump just sent a message to Ghislaine 
Maxwell to keep quiet and I'll pardon you like Roger Stone....
Hope she doesn't commit "suicide"...



12/  Whatever you were taught about the Civil War was either wrong or misleading.....great article....
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It’s likely difficult for many of us — and nearly impossible for younger generations — to imagine a world without air conditioning, refrigeration, and amply filled grocery stores. Which is nothing to say of a life without the internet, smartphones, and Amazon.
Consider for a moment that just over 150 years ago, many Americans didn’t live to see their 40th birthday — and one of the leading causes of death was dysentery.



13/  Sarah Cooper with how to "Person, woman, man, camera, TV". A really good one! One minute...   



14/  Frank Bruni with an excellent column, with a catchy title....

Donald Trump Is the Best Ever President in the History of the Cosmos

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It’s no longer interesting, or particularly newsworthy, to point out that Donald Trump lies. It stopped being interesting a long time ago. He lied en route to the presidency. He lied about the crowd at his inauguration. His speech itself was one big lie. And the falsehoods only metastasized from there.



15/  Trump's Gestapo beat up medics in Portland - a very disturbing minute....



16/  "Donald Trump is a broken man"....good commentary by Peter Wehner, a lifelong Republican...
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the most revealing answer from Donald Trump’s interview with Fox News Channel’s Chris Wallace came in response not to the toughest question posed by Wallace, but to the easiest.
At the conclusion of the interview, Wallace asked Trump how he will regard his years as president.
“I think I was very unfairly treated,” Trump responded. “From before I even won, I was under investigation by a bunch of thieves, crooks. It was an illegal investigation.”



17/  Good toon....
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18/  Alexandria Ocasio Cortez's full speech on the floor of the House, responding to Ted Yoho [Floriduh] calling her an effing bitch....she's wonderful, classy, passionate and so right. She demolished the Gainesville asshole Yoho in nine minutes...



19/  American Death Cult" is how Jonathan Chait describes Trump's Republican Party....long but 
very interesting history of how they handled the pandemic....
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Last October, the Nuclear Threat Initiative and the Johns Hopkins Center for Health Security compiled a ranking system to assess the preparedness of 195 countries for the next global pandemic. Twenty-one panel experts across the globe graded each country in 34 categories composed of 140 subindices. At the top of the rankings, peering down at 194 countries supposedly less equipped to withstand a pandemic, stood the United States of America.
It has since become horrifyingly clear that the experts missed something. 



20/  Sam Bee with dimwitted state governors and mask denial....am amusing five minutes...



21/  The Republican war on science and competence has damaged this nation's trust in institutions, maybe irrevocably. How can we get this back with a right wing media constantly on the attack? Good question....
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As the Ebola epidemic raged in 2014, some West Africans resisted public health guidance. Some hid their symptoms or continued practicing burial rituals — like washing the bodies of their dead loved ones — despite the risk of infection. Others spread conspiracies claiming the virus was sent by Westerners or suggested it was all a hoax. In Conakry, Guinea’s capital city, an imam was arrested for violating his quarantine, and residents protested by not letting health officials check for fevers.



22/  This is lovely - a Utah children's choir sings a virtual song...."Memories"...




23/  Thomas Friedman with a very good column....his comparisons of our situation to Syria is chilling....
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Some presidents, when they get into trouble before an election, try to “wag the dog” by starting a war abroad. Donald Trump seems ready to wag the dog by starting a war at home. Be afraid — he just might get his wish.



24/  Jordan Klepper goes to a Trump boat parade in NJ....five minutes of Trumpies revelry....



25/  How Republicans are reacting to the Portland secret police...
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26/  Can Florida's Covid numbers be trusted? The Orlando Sentinel explains....and of 
course the answer is no....
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An error by the Florida Department of Health produced a COVID-19 positivity rate for children of nearly one-third, a stunning figure that played into the debate over whether schools should reopen.
A week after issuing that statistic, the department took it back without explanation. The next weekly report on children and COVID-19 showed the rate had plunged to 13.4%.



Today's Catholic joke
A Jewish bookie was at the races playing the ponies and losing his shirt.
            
He noticed a Priest step out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race.

Lo and behold, that horse - a long shot - won the race.

Next race, as the horses lined up, the Priest stepped onto the track. Sure enough, he blessed one of the horses.

The bookie made a beeline for a betting window and placed a small bet on the horse. Again, even though it was another long shot, the horse won the race.

He collected his winnings, and anxiously waited to see which horse the Priest would bless next.

He bet big on it, and it won.

As the races continued the Priest kept blessing horses, and each one ended up winning.

The bookie was elated. He made a quick dash to the ATM, withdrew all his savings, and awaited for the Priest's blessing that would tell him which horse to bet on.

True to his pattern, the Priest stepped onto the track for the last race and blessed the forehead of an old nag that was 100/1. This time the priest blessed the eyes, ears, and hooves of the old nag.

The bookie knew he had a winner and bet every cent he owned on the old nag.

He watched dumbfounded as the old nag pulled up and couldn't even finish the race.

In a state of shock, he went to the track area where the Priest was.

Confronting him, he demanded, "Father! What happened?
All day long you blessed horses and they all won.
Then in the last race, the horse you blessed never even had a chance.
Now, thanks to you I've lost every cent of my savings!"

The Priest nodded wisely and with sympathy. "You are not Catholic are you my son?"

"No, I'm Jewish."

"That's the problem," said the Priest,

"You couldn't tell the difference between a blessing and last rites."
 


Todays engineer joke

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and, not seeing his name there, accidentally sends him to Hell.

It doesn't take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell. He soon begins to design and build improvements. Shortly thereafter, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets, escalators. Needless to say, the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan and says: "So, how are things in Hell?"

Satan replies: "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. And there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

"What!" God exclaims: "You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have been sent to Hell. Send him to me."

"Not a chance," Satan replies: "I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him!"

God insists: "Send him back or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers: "Yeah, right. And just where are you gonna get a lawyer?"



Todays blonde jokes
A brunette goes into a doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. 

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." 

She takes her finger, presses on her elbow, and screams in agony. 

She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams, and so it goes on; everywhere she touches makes her scream with pain. 

The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?" 

She says, "No, I dyed my hair. I'm naturally blonde."

 "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."
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A blonde, out of money, and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. 

She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you." 

She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides, on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde." 

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. 

The next morning, the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. 

The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"




Wednesday, July 22, 2020

Davids Daily Dose - Wednesday July 22nd





1/  I know you heard Trump's interview with Mike Wallace was a train wreck, but did you know HOW bad? 
I thought not....
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For reasons that are difficult for anybody, even Chris Wallace, to understand, President Trump sat for a lengthy interview with Chris Wallace, a Fox News host who gives tough interviews. 



2/  If you would rather see some excellent comedic reporting on the interview, Trevor Noah goes through the 
worst [I mean best of course] moments....
10 painful but amusing minutes.



3/  Ironic - Portland Oregon is one of the most progressive cities in America, but has one of the worst police forces too....and this 
was BEFORE Trump sent in the secret police....
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Forty-eight hours later, the only mark of the “riot” at the Portland Police union headquarters is a small hole in one of the gold-tinted windows, plugged with putty.
The police killing of George Floyd on the streets of Minneapolis on May 25th unleashed a torrent of anger against police departments across the nation. But in this Pacific Northwest city, with a shameful history of racism and police killings of black residents, the reaction has been intense and sustained. Protesters have marched by the thousands across bridges. 



4/  I ain't wearin no stinkin mask!
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5/  The Lincoln Project with a tribute to John Lewis "Wake Up"....a wonderful ad....



6/  Marco Rubio posted a tribute to John Lewis, but unfortunately used a picture of Elijah Cummings....
Floriduh - you elected this phony asshole...
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7/  Tom Tomorrow with one of his better ones....
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8/  And here is John Lewis crowd surfing on the Colbert show.....remember he's in his late 70's!
About three minutes....
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9/  And finally....
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10/ Time for one of the unnerving apocalyptic columns from Umair....this one unfortunately has 
more than a few grains of truth to it...
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There’s no other way to say it, so let me just speak frankly. Thanks to Donald Trump’s stunning lack of leadership, America’s in a state that can only be described as free fall. Rarely in history has a nation descended into chaos, depression, despair, and mass death at all. But this fast? It’s unprecedented — outside of true authoritarian implosions, that is.

How bad are things in America? Unbelievably, shockingly, incredibly bad. Let’s begin with Coronavirus, and then proceed through economics, to politics and society.



11/  This is a sad story, because regular readers of DDD know one of my go-to columnists is Andrew Sullivan, who is conservative but has a world view that's different but often makes sense. Now he is being forced out of New York Magazine because his conservatism makes some of the staff there feel uncomfortable. Nothing else, just him being slightly right wing. 
These are weird times we live in....
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The good news is that my last column in this space is not about “cancel culture.” Well, almost. I agree with some of the critics that it’s a little nuts to say I’ve just been “canceled,” sent into oblivion and exile for some alleged sin. I haven’t. I’m just no longer going to be writing for a magazine that has every right to hire and fire anyone it wants when it comes to the content of what it wants to publish.




12/  Trump aces his cognitive test....
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13/  On the same basic topic as Andrew Sullivan, Matt Taibbi roasts the left using the same purity tests that the conservatives 
tried to use years ago....a very good article...
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In August, 2005, Rolling Stone sent me to cover a freak show. In a small Pennsylvania town called Dover, residents contrived to insert a sentence about teaching “intelligent design” into the curriculum, and fought for its right to do so in an extravagantly-covered trial in the “big city” capital of Harrisburg. 
Dover’s school board president, Alan Bonsell, was a fundamentalist who believed God shaped man from dust. 



14/  One of our alert readers sent this advice below on your mail-in ballot....also if you fill in the contact info on the form they are supposed to call you if there is an issue....

A family member of mine had a mail-in ballot rejected due to old signature mismatch. Many of us have had hand issues that change our signature over time. Here’s an important tool that can enable folks to update their signature file. 

If your mail-in ballot was rejected here’s a possible remedy

Correcting a Missing or Mismatched Signature on a Vote-by-Mail Ballot

If a voter forgets to sign the return envelope or provides a signature on his/her return envelope that does not match signature examples on file with the Lake County Supervisor of Elections office, he or she may correct the discrepancy by completing and returning a Vote-By-Mail Ballot Cure Affidavit (DS-DE 139 - English PDF Español PDF ). The deadline to submit the Affidavit is no later than 5 p.m. the 2nd day after the election. Failure to follow the Affidavit instructions carefully may cause his or her ballot not to count.



15/  "Not My Child...a powerful, emotionally wrenching ad about mothers being forced to send 
their kids back to school when it's unsafe....wow....




16/  A chilling story in Rolling Stone, detailing how Republicans are planning to suppress and intimidate voters on November 3rd...

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In June, President Trump sat in the Oval Office for one of his periodic interviews-turned-airing-of-grievances. When the conversation turned to the 2020 election, Trump singled out what he called the “biggest risk” to his bid for a second term. It was not the mounting death toll from COVID-19, or further economic damage inflicted by the pandemic, or anything else a reality-dwelling president might fret about.
“My biggest risk is that we don’t win lawsuits,” Trump told the Politico reporter he’d invited.




17/  Maybe Andrew Sullivan's last article for New York Magazine, a long and fascinating essay on how humanity has 
always been plagued with disease, and how it's likely to get worse. If you are a fan of history, this is really interesting....
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It’s strange that we now see America threatened by a plague. Because without plague, America, as we know it, wouldn’t exist.
It may have been the most devastating epidemic in the history of humankind — surpassing in its mortality rates any before or since, including the Black Death in the Europe of the mid-14th century. Smallpox arrived in America with the first Europeans and went on, with several other imported diseases, to wipe out up to 90 percent of the Native population in a relatively short amount of time — millions and maybe tens of millions died. https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2020/07/coronavirus-pandemic-plagues-history.html?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Intelligencer%20-%20July%2020%2C%202020&utm_term=Subscription%20List%20-%20Daily%20Intelligencer%20%281%20Year%29



18/  Love this ad....."Comrade Trump"....



19/  I guess the Villages are reaping what they sowed in June when they opened everything up with a vengeance, 
with Covid cases and deaths rising fast in July....
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THE VILLAGES, Fla. — For months, many of the residents at one of America’s biggest retirement communities went about their lives as if the coronavirus barely existed. They played bridge. They held dances. They went to house parties in souped-up golf carts that looked like miniature Jaguars and Rolls-Royces.
And for months they appeared to have avoided the worst of the pandemic.



Todays video for the chaps- the stunt driver Ken Block tears through the streets of Los Angeles, ruining tires and generating adrenaline! 


Todays Over 50 jokes
Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations
DO NOT go together for anyone over 50 years old and should be avoided:
 
1. A nose ring and bifocals
 2. Spiked hair and bald spots
 3. A pierced tongue and dentures
 4. Miniskirts and support hose
 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
 6. Speedos and cellulite
 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
 10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
 11. Bikinis and liver spots
 12. Short shorts and varicose veins
 13. In-line skates and a walker
 And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion:
 14. A thong and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop [not WalMart].


Today's hunter joke
One night at a local bar frequented by a bunch of deer hunters who were
waiting for the opening day of deer season, the local sheriff scoped out the
joint for possible drunk drivers.
As he waited, eventually a patron stumbled out of the bar, fumbled for his
keys, tried them in three different cars until he finally found his, got
inside and rested his head on the steering wheel. The deputy knew he had his
drunk driver, so now all he had to do was wait for him to start his engine
and pull out of the lot.

A few minutes passed by and most of the other deer hunters had left by then,
when the patron abruptly lifted his head, cranked the car up and drove out
of the lot like a bat out of hell. The deputy followed him and stopped him
promptly.

He administered the breathalyzer test and it read 0.00. Confused, the
deputy asked the driver what the hell was going on.

The driver looked at him innocently and said, "Well, tonight I'm the
designated decoy."


Today's top 10 country songs joke 
10. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine
 
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly Woman, But I Woke Up With A Few
 
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
 
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
 
6. Wouldn't Take Her to A Dogfight, Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
 
5. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's like You're Still Here
 
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Miss Him
 
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
 
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer
 
And the Number One Country & Western song is...
 
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day.