Tuesday, July 27, 2021

Davids Daily Dose - Tuesday July 27th

 

1/. David Wallace-Wells with informed speculation on Covid, the Delta variant and where this outbreak is going........
Nurses check on a patient in the COVID ICU at St. Joseph Hospital in Orange, California, on Wednesday. 
Photo: Paul Bersebach/MediaNews Group via Getty Images
At present, there are two big anchors to conventional-wisdom thinking on the
Delta variant: that those already vaccinated remain exceedingly well protected 
against the new, more transmissible strain, and that those who aren’t remain 
exceedingly vulnerable.




2/. You won't know this from the media, especially TV, but China's major cities including 
Shanghai will get up to 32 inches 
of rain from a typhoon this week....disaster coming....


Days after record-smashing rainfall brought suffering, misery, and death to Henan Province and the 

city of Zhengzhou in central China, the region is now on alert once again from catastrophic rainfall. 

Typhoon In-Fa has made landfall and has killed 56 so far.

Two hundred million people on China’s coast, including the heavily populated Shanghai, Hangzhou, 
and Wenzhou, will face landslides, up to a mind-blowing 32 inches of rainfall, infrastructure failure,
 and suffering on a massive scale. You likely won’t hear about it from the media, you know it’s only 
the Chinese, and some of us have been programmed to hate them, but you can read about this looming 
typhoon here until the media comes around to report about it finally.




3/. Probably the finest rendition of "Stairway To Heaven" ever done....."Heart" with a full 
orchestra, in front of the surviving Led Zeppelin band and then President 
Obama with Jason Bonham [John Bonham's son] on drums.....a wow....



4/. Andrew Sullivan on the ethnic cleansing of the Uyghurs in China....and why we can't do anything about it....
There’s a story in a recent Atlantic memoir by a Uyghur refugee that lingers in the mind.
 The Chinese authorities in Xinjiang Province now regard the possession of any 
religious literature, including the Koran, as prima facie evidence of terroristic activities. 
Terrified Uyghurs in Urumqi, the regional capital, have learned these past few years to 
quickly dispose of any such items — some throwing out books into the streets overnight
 so they could not be traced to their households.




5/. This is a frightening article from HuffPo.....about anti-vaxxers and QAnon believers. 
Although nobody knows for sure, there may be up to 15% of the country that have been 
sucked into the black hole of QAnon conspiracy theories. I believe it, because I recently 
learned some acquaintances I have known for years are indoctrinated, and there are a few 
others in our small town that are blatant about it....
For Lucy, a 59-year-old metastatic breast cancer patient from Washington state, getting vaccinated against COVID-19 was a matter of life and death. After undergoing aggressive chemotherapy for months, the coronavirus almost certainly would have killed her. Yet as relief washed over her upon receiving her final Pfizer dose in March, she knew she’d have to keep it to herself. Her husband had begged her not to get the shot.



6/. And on the same lines, this is the political cost of the alternate reality that is "right wing 
world"....love the title....

The idea that the right can be motivated by driving a wedge between them and scientific or medical 
experts isn’t new. See George Wallace sneering about “pointy-head college professors” or Richard 
Nixon calling Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau “a pompous egghead” or Spiro Agnew making 
more than one reference to “an effete corps of impudent snobs who characterize themselves as 
ntellectuals.” There is an unbroken bridge from the John Birch Society shouting about fluoride in the 
water as a Communist plot to QAnon supporters looking for the tunnels connecting pizza parlors and 




7/. At this point you need some comedy, so watch "Meet Your Second Wife" again, one of 
SNL's funniest skits, with 
Amy Poehler and Tina Fey.....five great minutes....



8/. The next two stories need to be read in sequence.....
The Guardian article is fact - starting this week, July 26th another "heat dome" will bring 
punishing heat to most of the country....
The next one [Umair] is speculation based on the events that have been alarming us about 
the climate for a long time, which now seem to be coming to fruition....
Get depressed folks....

The most extensive heatwave of a scorching summer is set to descend upon much of America in the coming week, further roasting areas already gripped by severe drought, plunging reservoirs and wildfires.



9/. Umair with [believe it or not] a fairly restrained column....same theme...

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but the world is on fire. That’s a symptom 

of a grim trend. We’re losing the battle for the future. Is there going to be

 much of a future? What will it look like? Let me give you a few visceral 

examples of how we’re losing the battle for the future, and then we’ll 

discuss those questions a little bit                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        https://eand.co/were-losing-the-battle-for-the-future-241b0b8c47a6




10/. There are a number of possible prizes for this video, "Around The World" from 
Daft Punk... 
Strangest video? Most boring song? Weirdest costumes? 
However.......you won't be able to forget it....




11/. Michael Wolff has just written a best selling book about Trump, but this is a column
 from the Times where he says 
he absolutely knows Trump will run in 2024....

To write three books in four years about Donald Trump has been an 
immersion into his obsessions and fixations. This is why I know the
 obvious: Donald Trump will run for president again.




12/. CNN's Elle Reeve went to Arkansas to interview a nurse who is vilified by her
 community for trying to get people vaccinated, and also 
talks to some hard core anti vaxxers....
Watching this reminds me of the old phrase "you can't fix stupid"....



13/. A pretty good summary of where we are with climate warming, and the only way to 
defeat the forces pushing back.....people action. 
The author [Peter Mazza] is right, but we live in a country where 50% are Trumpies who 
by the way have all the guns, so good thought, but it ain't gonna happen....

When you’ve spent nearly 25 years largely focused on efforts to prevent climate 
catastrophe, and a heat dome parks itself over your head generating the 
greatest heat wave in recorded history, it kicks you in the gut. The natural response 
is grief. I’m feeling it, as are many of us. 



14/. Don't be paranoid about your food expiration dates.....as this good article from 
Vox says trust your nose and 
eyes to judge whether or not to toss food....

Maybe you know the routine. Every so often, I go through my refrigerator, check 

labels on the items, and throw out anything that’s a month, or a week, or maybe a 

few days past the date on the label. I might stop to sniff, but for my whole adult life, 

I’ve figured that the problem was obvious — my jam or almond milk or package of 

shredded Italian cheese blend had “expired” — and the fix was simple: Into the 

garbage it goes.




Groaner time.....best if you sing the second line....



Today's video - magician Shin Lim with a tribute to the Paris bomb attacks, with playing cards - he is rated the #1 sleight of hand 
magician in the world.....a truly amazing four minutes....




Today's Irish joke.....
Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him. 

Mick says, "How you doin?" 

"Paddy says, "Okay, but do me a favor mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing." 

Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters lying naked on the bed. 

He says, "Your dad sent me up here to have sex with the both of you." 

They say, "Get away with ya.... Dad would never say that...Prove it." 

Mick shouts downstairs, "Paddy, both of em?" 

Paddy shouts back, "Of course both of em, what's the point of just fu*kin one?"


Today's blonde jokes

A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"


There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. 

Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. 

She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals." 

One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?" 

"N," she answered.


A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. 

He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. 

She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..." 


A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. 

She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. 

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" 

The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" 

The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. 

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" 

The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." 

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. 

"You're finished already?" he asked. 

"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. 

"Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. 

"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

 

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" 

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a six foot tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is six foot two, weighs 225, and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is six foot five, pushing 300, and he’s a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" 

The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times."



Today's Scottish joke

A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. 

For several minutes they sat silently. Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus." 

"Well, uh, I was thinkin'... perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss." 

The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly 

on the cheek. 

Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. 

Minutes passed and the girl spoke again. "Another penny

for your thoughts, Angus?" 

"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's noo aboot time for a wee cuddle." 

The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a 

few seconds. 

Then he blushed, and the two turned once again to gaze 

out over the loch. After a while, she again said, "Another 

penny for your thoughts, Angus." 

"Well, uh, I was thinkin' ... perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my hand on your leg." 

The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then he blushed.

Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch 

before the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." 

The young man glanced down with a furrowed brow. "Well, noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time." 

"Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation. 

"Aye," said the lad, nodding. 

The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit

her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request. 

Then he said, "Dae ye no' think it's aboot time ye paid me the first three pennies?"






Thursday, July 22, 2021

Davids Daily Dose - Thursday July 22nd

 


1/. Welcome to a US travel industry in chaos.....interesting story, and they didn't even get to cruises...
It’s a total shitshow. Photo: Allen J. Schaben/Los Angeles Times via Getty Images


Wall Street veteran Peter Schiff knew well ahead of time that he’d need to renew his 7-year-old son’s passport for their June trip to Switzerland. Passports for minors must be renewed in person, at the passport office, but on their first attempt, the Schiffs were told it was too early.



2/. A wonderful new drug - "Insurrectigone".....for Republicans only...




3/. Excellent Michelle Goldberg column in the Times about the Epstein case, but also highlighting how much we miss local newspapers and their 
coverage of corruption, large and small....
At a news conference after Jeffrey Epstein’s 2019 sex trafficking indictment, a reporter asked Geoffrey Berman, then the U.S. attorney in Manhattan, if new information had prompted his office’s inquiry. 




4/. If only....if only...





5/. No wonder birth rates are way down - look at this story about the cost of a hospital delivery....
For the last couple of months my wife and I have been playing a quintessentially American game of Guess the Baby Bill. The rules are simple: try to guess exactly how much we would be charged for the birth of our daughter earlier this year. Last week the hospital bill finally came, putting an end to the guessing game. The cost of an uncomplicated vaginal birth? $37,617.69.



6/. What the hell has happened to the UK? An eye opening story from the Times....
England, we are told, is free. On Monday the government lifted the country’s remaining Covid restrictions — on social distancing, on face masks, on numbers for gatherings, the lot — effectively leaving protection from the coronavirus to vaccinations and, er, the goddess of chance.



7/. Tom Tomorrow nails it again.....




8/. And from Umair's point of view, a more fevered view of Britain slipping quickly away....
Britain is Opening Just as Covid Explodes All Over Again. What The?

Is Britain the dumbest nation on earth? Is it even possible for a country to be this dumb?

To help you decide, let me recount a story. My lovely wife, the doctor, had a conversation recently with a friend. Her friend is an American doctor, who was partly educated in Britain. It went like this.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              https://eand.co/britains-jaw-dropping-stupidity-is-a-danger-to-the-world-254acd9a4dcc




9/. Jordan Klepper went to Mike Lindell's MAGA rally....includes a few words with Lindell himself...
Seven minutes of the wackiest people in the country....



10/. Tennessee is vying for the "dumbest state" award...
Tennessee Republicans' war against childhood vaccinations reached a new level on Tuesday after The Tennessean reported that the state's health department "will halt all adolescent vaccine outreach – not just for coronavirus, but all diseases – amid pressure from Republican state lawmakers."



11/. The Biden Administration isn't winning against the anti-vaxxers.....a new approach might...

The Biden administration recently escalated its campaign against the death-bringing Covid misinformation that’s propagated on social media and on cable news and advanced by Republican scaremongers. 

Abandoning its previous, more passive strategy, the administration has wrapped its critics in a clinch and commenced counterpunching. 




12/. Bill Maher with one of his better "New Rules", and he takes on California's water issues and how to solve them.
But prepare to be shocked....about almonds! Six very good minutes....




13/. Yes Umair is OTT, yes according to him everything is melting down but in this column he asks a very good question, with concrete examples and 
an excellent question for us all - do you remember the weather being significantly cooler than now?




14/. Rodney Dangerfield on the Johnny Carson show.....very very funny, Rodney on form. 
Lousy picture, but really good!




15/. The best TV on Amazon Prime....from EW....



16/. The best TV of 2021 so far from Vanity Fair....see what you've missed...




Today's Irish joke
Paddy says to Mick,"I'm getting circumcised tomorrow."
Mick says, "I had that done when I was a few days old."
Paddy asks,  "Does it hurt?"
Mick says, " Well I couldn't walk for 18months.."



Today's flea joke

Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation. 
Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering and shaking.
The other flea asks him "Why are you shaking so badly?" 
The first flea says "rode down here from New Jersey in the mustache of a guy on a Harley."
The other flea responds saying "That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar, have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. It's the best way to travel that I can think of.
The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next winter.  A year goes by ...
When the first flea shows up in Miami he is shivering and shaking again.  
The second flea says "Didn't you try what I told you?"  
"Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said. I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to a warm cozy spot, and it was so nice and warm that I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was in the mustache of a guy on a Harley."



Today's sisters joke
Three sisters age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.

One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"

The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses, then she yells, "Was I going up the stairs or coming down?"

The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." She knocks on wood for good measure. 

She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."