Monday, December 25, 2023

Davids Daily Dose - Sunday December 25th

 Merry Christmas! Hope you had a good one.....



1/. Interesting behind the scenes story of how the world really works.....billionaires are controlling and manipulating everything......

Bill Ackman, the billionaire hedge-fund manager, declared defeat late Monday as it became clear that his weeklong campaign to force Harvard president Claudine Gay to resign had failed. Harvard’s governing board announced on Tuesday morning that it stood firmly behind its leader, though it added that her response to the Hamas terror attacks on Israel had fallen short.                              https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/12/how-bill-ackmans-plan-to-oust-harvards-president-failed.html



2/. All the news on Facebook! 
And believe it or not a lot of people get their news there....




3/. This story is titled "The Alarming Calm Of The Biden Campaign"......speaking personally, I'm not calm at all......

One Friday morning in November, a handful of Joe Biden’s top aides gathered in a Sheraton conference room in Chicago. Alumni of Barack Obama’s first presidential bid had descended on the city to celebrate the 15th anniversary of his 2008 victory, and now, after a night of partying, more than 100 of them had rolled out of bed to hear the Biden campaign’s leaders detail the effort to get the president a second term.

The audience had reason to be skeptical about 2024, even panicky. The president is old, hobbled by the aftereffects of a big spike in inflation, buffeted by two wars, and starting to trail in polls against an opponent whose grip on the Republican Party seems stronger than ever. 



4/ A rogue wave hits the Bridge of a small cruise ship and shatters the bridge windows, causing a power outage......wow!



5/. Bob lefsetz with an excellent rant.......he starts with the Colorado Supreme Court, and goes on from there. 
All Democrats need to read this one.....

And why shouldn’t the rule of law apply to everybody?

Yes, the courts are doing what the Democrats refuse to do, hold Trump accountable. Not that I expect the Supreme Court to take the side of Colorado, not after what happened back in 2000, when the election was handed to Bush.

Then again, Gore conceded. Isn’t that the issue, that Trump never conceded, that he refused to accept the results of the election?

How does that work in regular life? Do you lose the World Series and say you won? Do you get fired from your job and say you still work there? Talk about topsy-turvy, just because someone says something that does not make it true. Then again, that’s how much the MAGA people hate the liberals. But the liberals are told not to hate the MAGAs.





6/. The Guardian picks its best photos of the year......



7/. Merry Christmas from Tom Tomorrow.....


8/. "Last Week In Collapse"....all the horrible global news you never heard of because of our pathetic media.....

This is Last Week in Collapse, a weekly newsletter compiling some of the most important, timely, useful, soul-crushing, ironic, astounding, or otherwise must-see/can’t-look-away moments in Collapse.

This is the 104th newsletter, which means this is also the two-year anniversary of Last Week in Collapse! You can find the December 10-16 edition here if you missed it last week. Thank you for subscribing to the Substack.



9/. A new ad about our wannabe dictator.....from never Trump Republicans.....



10/. Thomas Friedman on the Gaza disaster, and what it means for Israel......

it is time for the Biden administration to give Israel more than just gentle nudges about how it would be kind of, sort of nice if Israel could fight this war in Gaza without killing thousands of civilians.

It’s time for the U.S. to stop wasting time searching for the perfect U.N. cease-fire resolution on Gaza.

It’s time for the U.S. to tell Israel that its war’s aim of wiping Hamas off the face of the earth is not going to be achieved — at least not at a cost that the U.S. or the world will tolerate, or that Israel should want.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/22/opinion/israel-war-gaza.html




11/. John Oliver with a really interesting comedic reporting show on Elon Musk......one of his better ones.....




12/. Andrew Sullivan with some predictions for 2024 you won't like.....I didn't anyway.....
The subtitle is "and other brutal truths from 2023".....

If the core conservative truth is that we do not know very much, and should temper our expectations and ambitions, then the core liberal truth is that progress is still possible and shouldn’t be abandoned. I think both traditions are integral to our success as a liberal democracy. But it seems to me that 2023 was a year for conservatives. It was a year when several illusions evaporated.

Herewith, then, some of the unpleasant, brutal truths we need to face in 2024.

Donald Trump is likely to be the next president of the United States.




13/. Jordan Klepper's wildest moments of 2023......a summary of things Trumpies said throughout the year.....



14/. No idea why this is in the Times, but the author tries to say Trump is secretly a middle of the road politician.....
Complete BS of course....the guy has a right wing newsletter, but why has the Times given him this prestigious platform?

If the presidential election were held today, Donald Trump could very well win it. Polling from several organizations shows him gaining ground on Joe Biden, winning five of six swing states and drawing the support of about 20 percent of Black and roughly 40 percent of Hispanic voters in those states.

For some liberal observers, Mr. Trump’s resilience confirms that many Americans aren’t wedded to democracy and are tempted by extreme ideologies. Hillary Clinton has described Mr. Trump as a “threat” to democracy, and Mr. Biden has called him “one of the most racist presidents we’ve had in modern history.”



I went to the many comments on this story, and this was a really good one....

"I can’t talk for the Republicans, but as a former democrat and a now independent I think It’s not Trump’s appeal that put him in the White House . It is that the democrats keep trying to choose the candidate themselves and not allow the people to choose. The DNP engineered a way for Hilary to become the candidate while most people wanted Bernie and started this whole mess to begin with. Now despite no one wanting Biden to run again and numerous polls showing he will lose and lose badly against Trump they insist on letting him run. Trump will win and will win easily because many people will stay home in November. Only the rich have done better under a Biden presidency. His weak or rather non existent leadership on Israel has turned off young and minority voters. People are hurting in this country and all he can talk about is Ukraine and Israel. Say what you will about the Republicans but they let everyone battle it out and support the candidate their voters choose."




15/. SNL "Whiskers Are We" with Kate McKinnon and Billie Ellish.....amusing....



16/. Merry Christmas!




17/. How much more BS can come out about Clarence Thomas? A lot more, this asshole is evil......

Before he began receiving expensive gifts and luxury vacations from Harlan Crow and other conservative benefactorsClarence Thomas reportedly expressed significant concerns about his financial situation—even prompting concerns from a Republican lawmaker more than 20 years ago that he might resign from the Supreme Court if he could not boost his salary.

“One or more justices will leave soon” if justices aren’t given a raise, Thomas told then Republican Representative Cliff Stearns in 2000, as they flew home from a conservative conference at a Georgia resort, according to ProPublica.



18/. Rolling Stone lists the best TV of 2023....



19/. Vanity Fair lists the good stuff on Netflix coming in January..........




20/. Bob Lefsetz recommends a TV series...."The Golden Hour", Danish....his track record is pretty good!

If this was in English, it would be the talk of the town, one of, if not the biggest show of the holiday season. As it is, it’s number 5 on Netflix right now, and I recommend it.

“The Golden Hour” is a Dutch show and you won’t know what is going on at first, then it will become clear, and then you’ll think it’s just another genre piece, a well-done imitation of an American production, but at the end you’ll think it’s better than that.

Netflix is killing its competitors. And it’s down to one thing and one thing only, product. The rest of the services don’t have enough. Disney thought its brand was sufficient, that if you added new “Star Wars” productions to children’s fare it’d be must-see TV.

https://lefsetz.com/wordpress/2023/12/22/the-golden-hour/



Today's Australian joke...
An Aussie named Bazza wanted to buy a motorcycle.
He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a for sale' sign on it.
The bike looks better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It's shiny and in mint condition.
He buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. 
'Well, it's quite simple,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome.
It protects it from the rain', and he hands Bazza a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Shazza, invites him over to meet her parents.
Naturally, they take the bike there.
Just before they enter the house, Shazza stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my family. 
When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the FIRST person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes. '
No problem,' he says…
And in they go. Bazza is shocked.
Right in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.  
In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes.  
Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks. Dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner, and sure enough, no one says a word.  
As dinner progresses, Bazza decides to take advantage of the situation.  
He leans over and kisses Shazza. No one says a word. 
He reaches over and fondles her breasts. Nobody says a word.
So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and takes her, right there in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid and her mum horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.
He looks at her mum. 
She's got a great body too. 
Bazza grabs mum, bends her over the table, pulls down her knickers, and turns her every which way but loose right there on the dinner table.
She has a big orgasm, & Bazza sits down. 
His girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, & mum is beaming from ear to ear.
But still....Total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain..
Bazza remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket..
Suddenly the father shouted. 'I'll do the dishes!!'.



Today's married joke
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. 
Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 
'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'
She replied, 'It's not talcum powder; it's miracle grow!



Today's blind person joke
A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line. It's a good all around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"

He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50."


 Today's compilation jokes
This says it all….
Pythagoras’ Theorem.…………………………24 words.
The Lord’s Prayer……………………………………66 words.
Archimedes’ Principle…………………………………67 words.
The Ten Commandments……………………………….179 words.
The Gettysburg Address………………………………………286 words.
The US Declaration of Independence………………………..1,300 words.
The US Constitution with all 27 Amendments……………………7,818 words.
EU Regulations on the sale of Cabbages……………………………………26,911 words
 
 
Impossibilities in the world.
 1.     You can’t count your hair.
 2.     You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
 3.     You can’t breathe when your tongue is out.
  Put your tongue back in your mouth you silly person.
 
  
Ten (10) things I know about you.
 1.     You are reading this
 2.     You are human.
 3.     You can’t say the letter ”P” without separating your lips.
 4.     You just attempted to do it.
 6.     You are laughing at yourself
7.     You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
 8.     You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
 9.     You are laughing at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
 10.  You are probably going to send this on to see who else falls for it.
You have received this e-mail because I did not want to be alone in the ‘idiot’ category.
 


Thursday, December 14, 2023

Davids Daily Dose - Thursday December 14th

 

1/. When Trump tells us what he's going to do, why don't the media listen?
‘With today’s pioneers of autocracy, things tend to only get really bad when they enter office the second time.’
‘With today’s pioneers of autocracy, things tend to only get really bad when they enter office the second time.’ Photograph: Charles Krupa/A

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he best predictor of future behavior is past behavior. Plenty of observers seem to think that’s all one needs to know as one beholds Donald Trump’s seemingly inevitable Republican nomination for president and possible second term. They assume that because it wasn’t fascism the first time, it cannot be fascism the second time; Trump is expected once more to be the bumbling, blustering buffoon, supervised by adults in the room.



2/. Tom Tomorrow meets the New York "Crime Roomba"!



3/. ABC News has done a documentary on medical abortion, and it looks heartwrenching.....streaming on Hulu....



4/. Tim Alberta has written an interesting book on White Christians and extremism.....
Photo: Bloomberg/Bloomberg via Getty Images
When the journalist Tim Alberta’s father unexpectedly died, another ordeal awaited Tim. His father had pastored the Cornerstone EvangelicalPresbyterian church in Michigan, where the Alberta family now gathered to honor his life alongside the congregation the father had nurtured. “None of us had slept much that week,” Alberta writes in his second book, The Kingdom, The Power, and the Glory: American Evangelicals in an Age of Extremism. “So the first time someone made a glancing reference to Rush Limbaugh, it did not compute.” But the references kept coming. Soon, Alberta realized they were talking about him. He was promoting his first book, American Carnage, on the ascension of Donald Trump, and Limbaugh was displeased about what Alberta calls “unflattering revelations” about the former president. Now, members of his father’s congregation wanted to know if Alberta remained a Christian, whether he was “still” on “the right side.”



5/. Funny SNL skit with Adam Driver.....Mikey Day looks up an old friend.....oops!



6/. Billy Dare meets AI.....


7/. Joe.....it's getting really serious......
An excellent commentary from Scott Turow......

Let me start with the stories of two men, who each had an outsize impact on my life.

The first was Mike Gunther, who years ago was my shrink. He was the wisest person I ever met and helped me become much closer to who I longed to be. He was 70 when I first started seeing him, and when that ended, he remained my friend. He was lucky enough to age well. He continued to see patients until he was 80, when he voluntarily decided to close shop. Not long after that, during one of our periodic visits, he told me that he had taken his car keys away from himself.



8/. Weekend Update with the lads.....decent one....


9/. The poor are being hammered by rent burdens......and a lot of the rentals are owned by hedge funds.....

To understand how rising rents punish families of modest means, look no further than the queen-size bed that Jessica Jones and her three children share in her mother’s living room, where each night brings a squirming, turning tussle for space in a house with no privacy.


Ms. Jones and her daughter Katelen, 14, anchor the sides like human bed rails, with two younger girls tucked in between. Joy is a 4-year-old featherweight, but Destaney, at 6, kicks so much that Ms. Jones binds her in a mermaid blanket. The day’s tensions lie beside them, and midnight sneezes are shared 

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/11/us/politics/rent-burdens-low-income-life.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShar

10/ SNL's shopping channel.....amusing....



11/. The recent climate conference COP28 was a complete joke....

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12/. You will either love this one or hate it - Adam Driver is "Airplane Baby".....BTW I loved it!



13/. The truly evil Ken Paxton......


14/. You may or may not have heard of the "No Labels" party, but they could be mounting a Presidential 
campaign that they say won't hurt the Democrats......
Trust us, they say but any party with Joe Lieberman and Joe Manchin in it is by definition untrustworthy....

James Carville has called No Labels “fucking bullshit.” Nancy Pelosi has said that what it is doing is “perilous to our democracy” and going to “jeopardize the election of Joe Biden.” Robert Reich, the former Clinton labor secretary, calls it a “dark money front group for Donald Trump.”

“Well, we disagree,” Ryan Clancy, the chief strategist of the group, told me over Zoom from his office at WeWork in Brooklyn Heights. “The idea that we, like, actually want to get Trump elected is a joke,” he said, citing the four months he worked at the Democratic National Committee, where he served as a speechwriter for Biden, and the two years he spent in the communications office of the Commerce Department under President Obama. “I came up in Democratic politics. Nobody here wants to see Trump back in the White House, so let’s just put that nonsense aside.”



15/. The SNL cold open, with the three University Presidents giving testimony....wait for the end, with the University of Phoenix....
On a side note I am not sure I understand what they said that was so wrong....or right....not getting this controversy.....



16/. "Corporations are people my friend"....remember that gem from Mitt Romney?
Thom Hartmann discusses the effects of this on our democracy....and needless to say it hasn't been good...

America is in the midst of a domestic political crisis with a literal madman and his cult/Party — heavily supported by some of America’s largest companies — threatening to turn America into a dictatorship. 

As Yahoo news reports this morning:

“Could a second Donald Trump presidency slide into dictatorship? A sudden spate of dystopian warnings has got America talking about the possibility less than a year before the US elections.

“Dark scenarios about what could happen if the twice-impeached Republican former president wins in 2024 have appeared in the space of a few days in major US media outlets that include The Washington Post, The New York Times and the Atlantic.”

So, where are we now and how the hell did we get here? It turns out we are seeing the consequences of a corrupt, bribed Supreme Court from over 150 years ago. 

https://hartmannreport.com/p/to-rescue-democracy-america-must?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=302288&post_id=139150907&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=2cwgv&utm_medium=email



Today's Jesus joke....
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Mexican:
1. He treated his mama like she was a saint.
2. He always wore llantas and a serape.
3. He was a carpenter who could fix anything.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do



Today's Snow joke....
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELER:
Moved to North Dakota this fall. We heard that summers are fun and winter is beautiful. We think there is no more beautiful a place in the whole world!
December 8 - 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic, we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!
December 9 - We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had! Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks.
This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life!
December 12 - The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment! My neighbor tells me not to worry- we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. I don't think that's possible. Bob is such a nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor.
December 14 - Snow, lovely snow! 8 inches last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so.
December 15 - 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all.
December 16 - Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour, which I think was very cruel.
December 17 - Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God! I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room.
December 20 - Electricity's back on, but had another 14 inches of the damn stuff last night. More shoveling! Took all day. The damn snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but. they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.
December 22 - Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white shit fell today, and it's so cold, it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to piss. By the time I got undressed, pissed and dressed again, I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob-who has a plow on his truck-for the rest of the winter, but he says he's too busy. I think the asshole is lying.
December 23 - Only 2 inches of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she, nuts?!! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago. She says she did but I think she's lying.
December 24 - 6 inches - Snow packed so hard by snowplow, l broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of a bitch who drives that snow plow, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls and beat him to death with my broken shovel. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling, and then he comes down the street...at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents...but I was too busy watching for the damn snowplow.
December 25 - Merry f---ing Christmas! 20 more inches of the damn slop tonight - snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God, I hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's a fricking idiot. If I have to watch "It's A Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to feed her through a chipper shredder.
December 26 - Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.
December 27 - Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze; plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him, he only charged me $4,400 to replace all my pipes.
December 28 - Warmed up to above -20. Still snowed in. The BITCH is driving me crazy!!!
December 29 - 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am?
December 30 - Roof caved in. I beat up the snow plow driver, and now he is suing me for a million dollars, not only for the beating I gave him, but also for trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his ass. The wife went home to her mother. Nine more inches predicted.
December 31 - I set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling.
January 8 - Feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed ???



Today's teacher joke....
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem.
A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.
That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man.
She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers, and then there are educators...