Monday, December 25, 2023

Davids Daily Dose - Sunday December 25th

 Merry Christmas! Hope you had a good one.....



1/. Interesting behind the scenes story of how the world really works.....billionaires are controlling and manipulating everything......

Bill Ackman, the billionaire hedge-fund manager, declared defeat late Monday as it became clear that his weeklong campaign to force Harvard president Claudine Gay to resign had failed. Harvard’s governing board announced on Tuesday morning that it stood firmly behind its leader, though it added that her response to the Hamas terror attacks on Israel had fallen short.                              https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/12/how-bill-ackmans-plan-to-oust-harvards-president-failed.html



2/. All the news on Facebook! 
And believe it or not a lot of people get their news there....




3/. This story is titled "The Alarming Calm Of The Biden Campaign"......speaking personally, I'm not calm at all......

One Friday morning in November, a handful of Joe Biden’s top aides gathered in a Sheraton conference room in Chicago. Alumni of Barack Obama’s first presidential bid had descended on the city to celebrate the 15th anniversary of his 2008 victory, and now, after a night of partying, more than 100 of them had rolled out of bed to hear the Biden campaign’s leaders detail the effort to get the president a second term.

The audience had reason to be skeptical about 2024, even panicky. The president is old, hobbled by the aftereffects of a big spike in inflation, buffeted by two wars, and starting to trail in polls against an opponent whose grip on the Republican Party seems stronger than ever. 



4/ A rogue wave hits the Bridge of a small cruise ship and shatters the bridge windows, causing a power outage......wow!



5/. Bob lefsetz with an excellent rant.......he starts with the Colorado Supreme Court, and goes on from there. 
All Democrats need to read this one.....

And why shouldn’t the rule of law apply to everybody?

Yes, the courts are doing what the Democrats refuse to do, hold Trump accountable. Not that I expect the Supreme Court to take the side of Colorado, not after what happened back in 2000, when the election was handed to Bush.

Then again, Gore conceded. Isn’t that the issue, that Trump never conceded, that he refused to accept the results of the election?

How does that work in regular life? Do you lose the World Series and say you won? Do you get fired from your job and say you still work there? Talk about topsy-turvy, just because someone says something that does not make it true. Then again, that’s how much the MAGA people hate the liberals. But the liberals are told not to hate the MAGAs.





6/. The Guardian picks its best photos of the year......



7/. Merry Christmas from Tom Tomorrow.....


8/. "Last Week In Collapse"....all the horrible global news you never heard of because of our pathetic media.....

This is Last Week in Collapse, a weekly newsletter compiling some of the most important, timely, useful, soul-crushing, ironic, astounding, or otherwise must-see/can’t-look-away moments in Collapse.

This is the 104th newsletter, which means this is also the two-year anniversary of Last Week in Collapse! You can find the December 10-16 edition here if you missed it last week. Thank you for subscribing to the Substack.



9/. A new ad about our wannabe dictator.....from never Trump Republicans.....



10/. Thomas Friedman on the Gaza disaster, and what it means for Israel......

it is time for the Biden administration to give Israel more than just gentle nudges about how it would be kind of, sort of nice if Israel could fight this war in Gaza without killing thousands of civilians.

It’s time for the U.S. to stop wasting time searching for the perfect U.N. cease-fire resolution on Gaza.

It’s time for the U.S. to tell Israel that its war’s aim of wiping Hamas off the face of the earth is not going to be achieved — at least not at a cost that the U.S. or the world will tolerate, or that Israel should want.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/22/opinion/israel-war-gaza.html




11/. John Oliver with a really interesting comedic reporting show on Elon Musk......one of his better ones.....




12/. Andrew Sullivan with some predictions for 2024 you won't like.....I didn't anyway.....
The subtitle is "and other brutal truths from 2023".....

If the core conservative truth is that we do not know very much, and should temper our expectations and ambitions, then the core liberal truth is that progress is still possible and shouldn’t be abandoned. I think both traditions are integral to our success as a liberal democracy. But it seems to me that 2023 was a year for conservatives. It was a year when several illusions evaporated.

Herewith, then, some of the unpleasant, brutal truths we need to face in 2024.

Donald Trump is likely to be the next president of the United States.




13/. Jordan Klepper's wildest moments of 2023......a summary of things Trumpies said throughout the year.....



14/. No idea why this is in the Times, but the author tries to say Trump is secretly a middle of the road politician.....
Complete BS of course....the guy has a right wing newsletter, but why has the Times given him this prestigious platform?

If the presidential election were held today, Donald Trump could very well win it. Polling from several organizations shows him gaining ground on Joe Biden, winning five of six swing states and drawing the support of about 20 percent of Black and roughly 40 percent of Hispanic voters in those states.

For some liberal observers, Mr. Trump’s resilience confirms that many Americans aren’t wedded to democracy and are tempted by extreme ideologies. Hillary Clinton has described Mr. Trump as a “threat” to democracy, and Mr. Biden has called him “one of the most racist presidents we’ve had in modern history.”



I went to the many comments on this story, and this was a really good one....

"I can’t talk for the Republicans, but as a former democrat and a now independent I think It’s not Trump’s appeal that put him in the White House . It is that the democrats keep trying to choose the candidate themselves and not allow the people to choose. The DNP engineered a way for Hilary to become the candidate while most people wanted Bernie and started this whole mess to begin with. Now despite no one wanting Biden to run again and numerous polls showing he will lose and lose badly against Trump they insist on letting him run. Trump will win and will win easily because many people will stay home in November. Only the rich have done better under a Biden presidency. His weak or rather non existent leadership on Israel has turned off young and minority voters. People are hurting in this country and all he can talk about is Ukraine and Israel. Say what you will about the Republicans but they let everyone battle it out and support the candidate their voters choose."




15/. SNL "Whiskers Are We" with Kate McKinnon and Billie Ellish.....amusing....



16/. Merry Christmas!




17/. How much more BS can come out about Clarence Thomas? A lot more, this asshole is evil......

Before he began receiving expensive gifts and luxury vacations from Harlan Crow and other conservative benefactorsClarence Thomas reportedly expressed significant concerns about his financial situation—even prompting concerns from a Republican lawmaker more than 20 years ago that he might resign from the Supreme Court if he could not boost his salary.

“One or more justices will leave soon” if justices aren’t given a raise, Thomas told then Republican Representative Cliff Stearns in 2000, as they flew home from a conservative conference at a Georgia resort, according to ProPublica.



18/. Rolling Stone lists the best TV of 2023....



19/. Vanity Fair lists the good stuff on Netflix coming in January..........




20/. Bob Lefsetz recommends a TV series...."The Golden Hour", Danish....his track record is pretty good!

If this was in English, it would be the talk of the town, one of, if not the biggest show of the holiday season. As it is, it’s number 5 on Netflix right now, and I recommend it.

“The Golden Hour” is a Dutch show and you won’t know what is going on at first, then it will become clear, and then you’ll think it’s just another genre piece, a well-done imitation of an American production, but at the end you’ll think it’s better than that.

Netflix is killing its competitors. And it’s down to one thing and one thing only, product. The rest of the services don’t have enough. Disney thought its brand was sufficient, that if you added new “Star Wars” productions to children’s fare it’d be must-see TV.

https://lefsetz.com/wordpress/2023/12/22/the-golden-hour/



Today's Australian joke...
An Aussie named Bazza wanted to buy a motorcycle.
He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a for sale' sign on it.
The bike looks better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It's shiny and in mint condition.
He buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. 
'Well, it's quite simple,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome.
It protects it from the rain', and he hands Bazza a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Shazza, invites him over to meet her parents.
Naturally, they take the bike there.
Just before they enter the house, Shazza stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my family. 
When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the FIRST person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes. '
No problem,' he says…
And in they go. Bazza is shocked.
Right in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.  
In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes.  
Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks. Dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner, and sure enough, no one says a word.  
As dinner progresses, Bazza decides to take advantage of the situation.  
He leans over and kisses Shazza. No one says a word. 
He reaches over and fondles her breasts. Nobody says a word.
So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and takes her, right there in front of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid and her mum horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.
He looks at her mum. 
She's got a great body too. 
Bazza grabs mum, bends her over the table, pulls down her knickers, and turns her every which way but loose right there on the dinner table.
She has a big orgasm, & Bazza sits down. 
His girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, & mum is beaming from ear to ear.
But still....Total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain..
Bazza remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket..
Suddenly the father shouted. 'I'll do the dishes!!'.



Today's married joke
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. 
Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 
'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'
She replied, 'It's not talcum powder; it's miracle grow!



Today's blind person joke
A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.

He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line. It's a good all around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"

He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50."


 Today's compilation jokes
This says it all….
Pythagoras’ Theorem.…………………………24 words.
The Lord’s Prayer……………………………………66 words.
Archimedes’ Principle…………………………………67 words.
The Ten Commandments……………………………….179 words.
The Gettysburg Address………………………………………286 words.
The US Declaration of Independence………………………..1,300 words.
The US Constitution with all 27 Amendments……………………7,818 words.
EU Regulations on the sale of Cabbages……………………………………26,911 words
 
 
Impossibilities in the world.
 1.     You can’t count your hair.
 2.     You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
 3.     You can’t breathe when your tongue is out.
  Put your tongue back in your mouth you silly person.
 
  
Ten (10) things I know about you.
 1.     You are reading this
 2.     You are human.
 3.     You can’t say the letter ”P” without separating your lips.
 4.     You just attempted to do it.
 6.     You are laughing at yourself
7.     You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
 8.     You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
 9.     You are laughing at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
 10.  You are probably going to send this on to see who else falls for it.
You have received this e-mail because I did not want to be alone in the ‘idiot’ category.
 


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