Wednesday, December 6, 2023

Davids Daily Dose - Wednesday December 6th

 


1/. There's a pointless Republican "debate" tonight [Wednesday], and you can be sure
nothing relevant will be asked of these losers.....
Nikki Haley speaks at the third Republican candidates' presidential debate in Miami, Florida, 8 November
‘So far, the decadent ruination of the Republican party has not been seen fit to discuss as the centerpiece of any Republican debate.’ Photograph: Mike Segar/Reuters

T

he next Republican debate, like every previous one, is a staged performance simulating a debate. 
It is in the spirit of a Potemkin Village, the painted wooden facade of a thriving town transported place to place on the orders of 
Prince Gregory Potemkin to impress his lover Catherine the Great on her grand tour of the new lands of the Russian empire in 1783.



2/. You wonder why the mood is so sour in this country? 
The economy is booming, say the elites, but ordinary people are still pessimistic and angry. 
Read this, and it will open your eyes.....

WASHINGTON ― There’s a raging political debate about why voters hate the economy despite low unemployment, rising wages, slowing inflation and strong consumer spending.

Are people brainwashed by TikTok? Is it partisan misinformation, or maybe too much gloomy journalism? 

Did no one notice the plummeting cost of a dozen eggs

These are the questions vexing the White House as President Joe Biden’s poll numbers slump ahead of the 2024 election.

Here’s another possible reason for the bitter views of the economy, a policy explanation hiding in plain sight: 

Some people’s lives are harder now than they were three years ago because the government is doing less.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/consumer-sentiment-safety-net_n_656e053be4b07b937ff58143



3/. Michele Wolff from the Daily Show with some amusing commentary, including on the war criminal Kissinger.......



4/. Bob Lefsetz with one of his better posts, on Gaza, Trump, Taylor Swift and life.....a good one, lots of insight here....

Gaza. Everybody’s lost interest. It’s fallen down the charts. The audience has moved on. If this were a band, the pause in fighting would be perceived as a career misstep, a loss in momentum, something hard to recover from.

You’ve got to agree that Taylor Swift knows how to fight a war. During a pause in the action, with the tour down, she got involved with Travis Kelce. And that death in Brazil, tragic, but it allowed Swift to show compassion. And why isn’t there a call for cancellation of shows and festivals during heat waves? Oh, that’s right, money talks and we’re the living proof, the show must go on!

Kinda like in the wake of the Travis Scott tragedy. He’s back on the road. Supposedly not doing such great business, but that has not dripped into the fawning press coverage, writers have no clue, Travis has been rehabilitated, being contrite, right before our eyes.

People just don’t have the bandwidth, the attention span. Come on, think about Ukraine during another winter? This is just too long, like those three and four hour movies indulgent directors are serving us. Can’t we at least have a bathroom break? No, because this is the way the director wants people to see it, damn your bladder.



5/. The Lincoln Project with "Feeble"....how Trump's dementia is getting worse....



6/. Interesting story about how bigger airlines are not necessarily better for consumers.....

If there’s one lesson we’ve learned from the recent history of the airline industry, it’s this: The bigger airlines get, the worse they become. The prices get higher, the seats smaller, the service ever snarkier.

The mergers over the past 15 years that produced the “big three” of United Airlines, Delta Air Lines and American Airlines (eliminating Continental, Northwest and US Airways) — which, along with Southwest Airlines, now dominate the market — have not done Americans any favors. We’ve ended up with airlines that offer less for more and have become better than ever at getting bailouts from Congress.



7/. The SNL cold open, with George Santos.....amusing....



8/. Republicans are determined this cycle to make it difficult for Gen Z young people to vote.....

It’s no secret that for years Republicans have targeted Black and Hispanic voters, doing everything they can to make it harder for these folks to vote. Their latest targets are young people: the GOP has decided (probably correctly) that Gen Z is their mortal enemy.

The DLC’s National Communications Director, Abhi Rahman, laid it out for Rolling Stone magazine:

“Young people are the reason why Biden won in 2020 and Democrats up and down the ballot won in 2022 and 2023. If Gen Z continues to vote, we’re on the cusp of the most progressive era in our country’s history. Republicans know this as well, and that’s why they’re doing everything they can to stop young people from voting, including the fight for restrictions that we’re seeing play out in states like Wisconsin today.”

https://hartmannreport.com/p/the-gop-has-declared-war-on-their-214?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=302288&post_id=139451285&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=2cwgv&utm_medium=email



9/. Tom Tomorrow on Elon's X....



10/. Liz Cheney has written a book, and Vanity Fair lists some of her horrific observations about her fellow Republicans..

Liz Cheney was a three-term US congresswoman, the third-ranking Republican in the House, the daughter of a former Republican vice president, and a deeply hard-line conservative when she made, in the GOP’s eyes, an unforgivable, borderline treasonous mistake: voting to impeach Donald Trump for inciting an insurrection on January 6, 2021. That she then refused to apologize and instead continued to loudly proclaim the 45th president a clear and present danger to democracy led to her being ousted from her leadership position. Her role as vice chair on the January 6 committee no doubt sealed the deal (re: her losing her House seat to MAGA convert Harriet Hageman).

Since leaving Congress in January, Cheney has continued to warn against the threat posed by Trump, and in a new book, Oath and Honor, absolutely flames her former colleagues for pathetically propping the guy up. In advance of its publication next week, CNN obtained a copy, the wildest details of which include:



11/. If you missed Rachel Maddow's fascinating interview with Liz Cheney, here are the highlights, about 20 minutes.....
One of the best interviews Rachel has ever done....




12/. Elon's fun page....



13/. More on how bigger is not better.....Subway is being bought by a hedge fund, and Elizabeth Warren is fighting back.........

Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., recently set off an internet food fight when she declared her support for the Federal Trade Commission’s investigation into whether a private equity firm’s purchase of sandwich chain Subway should be allowed to go ahead. “We do not need another private equity deal that could lead to higher food prices for consumers,” she wrote on X.

Right-wingers found Warren’s recipe less than appetizing. They accused her of everything from ignorance of economics to tasking government bureaucrats with settling the definition of a sandwich.



14/. Did you watch the Newsom-DeSantis debate? 
It was very annoying the way DeSantis kept talking and interrupting Newsom, so Meidas Touch has filtered out the noise and given us the 
highlights, which shows how Newson dominated Gov. Ron.....a wonderful 20 minutes....



15/. Tom Tomorrow finds Henry Kissinger where he is right now, with a new job....


16/. More on that evil bastard Kissinger.....



17/. The Times lists the best comedies of the year...
.Comedy didn’t boom or bust this year. It sprawled. There seemed to be many more specials than ever, most self-released. Yet Netflix still reigned, dominating the conversation with event specials from John Mulaney and Chris Rock. Twitter (now X) became old news for jokes, while TikTok and Instagram bustled with young performers. Here are a few highlights.
It’s easy to take Jim Gaffigan for granted. His consistency can become boring, and his interests (food, religion) tend not to draw headlines. Over the years, he’s been pigeonholed as the clean comic or the Hot Pockets one (because of a signature bit). But while he’s not flashy, each year he gets a little better, figuring out new challenges that fit his everyman aesthetic. With his 10th special, “Dark Pale” on Prime Video, his comedy has become so skillful, varied and pleasingly prickly that it demands closer attention. Leveraging his benign dad persona, he paints a scathing portrait of our culture post-pandemic that makes you laugh at our cruelty, haplessness and delusions.



18/. Rolling Stone lists the best movies of 2023...




19/. And the Times on the best TV of the year......

TV in 2023 was like synchronized swimming. Below the surface, there was roiling and churn. The writers’ and actors’ strikes wiped out much of the production year. The hangover from the corporate binge on streaming platforms led to cancellations and cutbacks. A number of hall-of-fame series left the air, with no clear plan of, as it were, succession.

But above the waterline, the dance went on. As usual, it was challenging to whittle down my year-end list to 10. (So I picked 11.) As usual, I am listing it in alphabetical, not ranked order. As usual, I made it a rule not to repeat shows from the previous year, and as usual, I broke that rule. (I couldn’t not include “Reservation Dogs.”)

And as usual, I probably missed stuff: I have the same number of hours in the day as you, even if I spend more of them in front of a screen. 
Herewith, the best of what I did see, for your catching-up pleasure. Even if Peak TV is dead, Off-Peak TV should keep us plenty busy.



Today's oldies jokes

Getting old in FLORIDA

 
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch 
in Longboat Key
, doing nothing.
One lady turns and asks, 'Do you still get horny?'
The other replies, 'Oh sure I do.'
The first old lady asks, 'What do you do about it?'
The second old lady replies, 'I suck a lifesaver.'
After a few moments, the first old lady asks, 
'Who drives you to the beach?'
**********************************************************
 
 
Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their 
retirement home in Anna Maria Island
, reminiscing. 
The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers 
and demonstrated with her hands, the length and 
thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny.
The second old lady nodded, adding that onions 
used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and 
demonstrated the size of two big onions 
she could buy for a penny a piece.
The third old lady remarked, 
'I can't hear a word you're saying, 
but I remember the guy you're talking about.
**********************************************************
 
 
A little old lady was sitting on a park bench in 
On Top Of The World, a Florida
 adult community. 
A man walked over and sits down on the other end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman asks, 
'Are you a stranger here?'
He replies, 'I lived here years ago.'
'So, where were you all these years?'
'In prison,' he says.
'Why did they put you in prison?'
He looked at her, and very quietly said, 
'I killed my wife.'
'Oh,' said the woman. 'So you're single?'
**********************************************************
 
 
Two elderly people living in Candler Hills
he was a widower and she a widow, 
had known each other for a number of years. 
One evening there was a community supper in the Clubhouse.
The two were at the same table, across from one another. 
As the meal went on, he took a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered the courage to ask her, 
'Will you marry me?'
After about six seconds of 'careful consideration,' 
she answered 'Yes. Yes, I will!'
The meal ended and, with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their respective places. 
Next morning, he was troubled. 
'Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?'
He couldn't remember. 
Try as he might, he just could not recall. 
Not even a faint memory.
With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her.
First, he explained that he didn't remember as well 
as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. 
As he gained a little more courage, he inquired, 
'When I asked if you would marry me, 
did you say 'Yes' or did you say 'No'?'
He was delighted to hear her say, 
'Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I meant it with all my heart.' Then she continued, 'And I am so glad that you called, because I couldn't remember who had asked me.'
**********************************************************
 
 A man was telling his neighbor in Port Charlotte
'I just bought a new hearing aid. 
It cost me four thousand dollars, 
but it's state of the art.
 It's perfect.'
'Really,' answered the neighbor. 
'What kind is it?'
'Twelve thirty.'
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Today's military joke

The U.S. Army had a surplus of men and offered an incentive program to retire.
 
The Army had promised to all volunteers wishing to retire an amount of $ 1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between two points of the body. 

Each member could choose which body parts he could use to determine the amount of the premium. 

The first candidate asked that the distance between the top of his head and the tip of his toes to be used. At six feet tall, he received a bonus of $ 72,000. 

The second candidate, a bit smarter, asked to be measured from the tip of her arms raised above her head to the end of her toes. She gets $ 96,000. 

The third candidate , an old sergeant major who had seen many more than one tour of duty, asked to be measured from the tip of his penis to his testicles! 
 
It is recommended to review the situation, highlighting the advantageous amounts that the first two candidates had received. 
But the old soldier insisted and confirmed his choice provided that the measurement is taken by a military doctor. 

Military doctor arrived and asked the Sergeant Major to drop his pants, which he did. 
The doctor placed the tape measure on the tip of the penis  and proceeded backwards .. 

'My God!' said the doctor, but where are your testicles?

The old sergeant major replied calmly: 
"In Afghanistan! "


Today's hospital joke
A sweet grandmother
Telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked,

"Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator said,
"I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"

The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Norma Findlay, Room 302."

The operator replied,
"Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room."

After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said,
"I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her
Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."

The grandmother said,
"Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good
News."

The operator replied,
"You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"

The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me shit."

TRUE STORY



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