Saturday, February 27, 2016

Davids Daily Dose - Saturday February 27th





1/  We get immersed in the details of our complex society, but this excellent article steps back and looks at our economic system with a dispassionate eye, and concludes it's not sustainable.....

I've read this twice, and can't fault his logic or his conclusions....everything you hear from businessmen, politicians and elites stresses growth is the key to success, but the planet may have reached it's limit. 

Stick with this article by an Australian writer....it's pretty deep, but entirely logical.....

(Image via abc.net.au)
Stuart Andrews discusses the First World's addiction to “wealth creation” and how long our finite resources can sustain us.
IT ASTOUNDS ME when I read political or economic commentary expounding the need to boost economic growth.
In First World economies, that usually means encouraging greater consumer spending and borrowing — the logic being that our world socioeconomic order will collapse without continued growth. This predicates the economic survival of an entire nation-state on continually increasing consumption.
Right now, close to 70 per cent of Australia’s gross domestic product (GDP) is generated by consumption. The economies of the U.S. and many European countries are also highly dependent on consumer spending and the developing world is aspiring to this same level of economic development.
At the root of this focus on GDP is capitalism. Capitalism as we know it today has its origins in the era of European colonial expansion, which was funded to a large degree by mercantile activity. This was a kind of venture capitalism that required the input of stock by one or more wealthy individuals or state entities to undertake high-risk, high-gain revenue generating ventures.
This investor mentality has underpinned our meteoric growth over the past 300 years. It sparked the industrial revolution and facilitated the growth of democratic governments throughout the 










2/  A funny two minute clip from "The Simpsons", where Marge can't sleep because of the election.....wonderful!

With the political chaos and divisive rhetoric that has defined the 2016 presidential race, it only makes sense that The Simpsons would have plenty to say about how things have been going.
Coming off of South Carolina’s primary vote, the show released a clip last night that opens with Marge Simpson having a nightmare about a three-way fight between Donald Trump, Ted Cruz and Hillary Clinton. Waking up hyperventilating, she laments “basic manners are gone from politics. What is it with these ding-dongs?” 
To calm her nerves, Homer asks her to visualize a different kind of America “where Republicans, Democrats and Donald Trump all get along.”









3/  Frank Rich on the chaos that is our politics....

GOP Presidential Candidate Donald Trump Holds SC Primary Night Party In Spartanburg
Most weeks, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich speaks with contributor Alex Carp about the biggest stories in politics and culture. This week: Trump's victory in South Carolina, Jeb Bush's exit, and the results of the Nevada Democratic caucus.
After Donald Trump’s victory in South Carolina, the GOP Establishment is left with what some political reporters have called "an urgent decision: Either destroy Mr. Trump or embrace him." At this point, which is the bigger challenge?
Far and away the Establishment’s bigger challenge is to destroy Trump. In the aftermath of South Carolina, that seems less likely than ever, and the magical thinking of the stop-Trump forces reeks of desperation.
The conventional wisdom about taking him down can be found, as usual, in the Times Upshot column, which has segued from its early predictions of Trump’s rapid demise to the scenario by which he will be vanquished by Marco Rubio. Under its theory of the case, as outlined after the South Carolina results came in, “it is hard to overstate how important Mr. Bush’s departure is to Mr. Rubio” because Bush’s exit will bring “a flood of endorsements and donations” to Rubio. And better still, Trump will soon lose his advantage of running against a divided Republican field. Really?










4/  Seth Meyers with a good commentary on the politics of Trump, Rubio and Cruz.....a pretty amusing six minutes....

"They're either a d*ck or Professor Ted Cruz": Seth Meyers unpacks the South Carolina spin
“Late Night” host Seth Meyers took a “Closer Look” last night at Donald Trump’s sweeping victory in South Carolina Saturday.
“The media is talking about Trump’s win the way the reporters in the movie ‘Armageddon’ were talking about the asteroid,” Meyers said of the post-South Carolina coverage, which saw many pundits questioning if and/or how Trump can be stopped.











5/  Great cartoon - Brian McFadden with the Republican wish list for a Supreme Court nominee.....he nails it...











6/  Even if you've never watched "Game of Thrones" you will get the idea from this clever two minute video how even in this mythical land there is a Trump! 
It's two minutes, and titled "Winter Is Trumping".....

Very clever, and very funny....

"Winter is Trumping": The Donald Trump "Game of Thrones" mash-up you've been waiting for(Credit: YouTube)
I could lard this post with unnecessary text about who Donald Trump is and what his positions are, or endless explication of exactly why all of the references in this short video are culturally relevant, but that’d be like explaining the joke, so I’m just going to let it speak for itself.
Because things of glory? It’s best to let them speak for themselves:










7/  If you are like me, long past the time of worrying about schools, you wonder why the school systems in this country are as bad as they are. That's why it was disturbing to read this story from Salon because the main person driving the standards downwards has been President Obama's Secretary of Education Arne Duncan......what a dick....

Corporate reformers wreck public schools: Billionaire foundations and Wall Street financiers are not out to help your kids learnGeorge W. Bush, Bill Gates, Arne Duncan  (Credit: AP/Charles Dharapak/Ted S. Warren/Andrew Harnik)
From the book "SCHOOLS ON TRIAL" by Nikhil Goyal 
When Barack Obama was elected president of the United States in November 2008, I was grinding my way through the eighth grade, my final year at John F. Kennedy Middle School before I was to move up to high school. While I followed the election closely, the candidates’ positions on education policy weren’t of much interest to me. And at the time, I didn’t give any thought to how my school experience could be different.
Among many progressives and liberals, there were flickers of hope that Obama’s election signaled the prospect that his presidency would lead to the reversal of the No Child Left Behind Act and Bush-era policies. It sure seemed that way once he named Stanford professor and NCLB critic Linda Darling-Hammond to head his transition’s education policy team.
But then in December 2008, any remaining optimism suddenly vanished. The president-elect appointed the CEO of Chicago Public Schools and his friend (and basketball pal) Arne Duncan to the post of secretary of education. A report by the Broad Foundation, a group that has financed anti– public education reforms, noted that Obama’s election and the appointment of Duncan “marked the pinnacle of hope for our work in education reform. In many ways, we feel the stars have finally aligned.”












8/   Samantha Bee's new show "Full Frontal" is taking off in a big way, because of great segments like this one on the Republican response to Scalia's death.....well worth seven minutes of your time....funny, but insightful too....

The reactions to Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia's death on Saturday ran the gamut from mourning to less than sympathetic. But perhaps the most common reaction of all was one of confusion — over pending and impending SCOTUS cases as well as conservatives vowing to block Obama's rightful ability to name Scalia's replacement. Late night newcomer Samantha Bee helpfully addressed the madness on Monday night's episode of her show Full Frontal.
"Constitutional crisis!" Bee declared amid sirens. "All hands on deck! Oh my God! What happens now











9/  The environmental hero Bill McKibben on Exxon Mobil, one of the most evil corporations in the world, and what they're up to.........

The digging never ends: It's not just what ExxonMobil did, it's what it's doing(Credit: AP/J. Scott Applewhite)
This piece originally appeared on TomDispatch
Here’s the story so far. We have the chief legal representatives of the eighth and 16th largest economies on Earth (California and New York) probing the biggest fossil fuel company on Earth (ExxonMobil), while both Democratic presidential candidates are demanding that the federal Department of Justice join the investigation of what may prove to be one of the biggest corporate scandals in American history.  And that’s just the beginning.  As bad as Exxon has been in the past, what it’s doing now — entirely legally — is helping push the planet over the edge and into the biggest crisis in the entire span of the human story.
Back in the fall, you might have heard something about how Exxon had covered up what it knew early on about climate change. Maybe you even thought to yourself: that doesn’t surprise me. But it should have. Even as someone who has spent his life engaged in the bottomless pit of greed that is global warming, the news and its meaning came as a shock: we could have avoided, it turns out, the last quarter century of pointless climate debate.











10/  Stephen Colbert on Trump......a very funny five minutes....

On Monday night’s Late ShowStephen Colbert — like so many others this week — slowly came to terms with the potential of a Donald J. Trump Presidency.
It’s tough to deny the facts: although unexpected, Trump improved on a second place finish in the Iowa Caucuses to win both New Hampshire and South Carolina, and his momentum seems as difficult to beat as ever. Although Colbert may still struggle to physically say the words as you’ll see in the clip, the implications of a Trump White House are clear.











11/  John Oliver is back, and here has one of his excellent investigations into how some states have chipped away at women's right to have an abortion to the point of no return.....a wonderful piece of comedic investigative journalism.....sixteen minutes....

John Oliver lays bare the South's abortion-clinic nightmare: "Mississippi now has four times as many S's as it does abortion clinics"
John Oliver began Sunday night by excusing the 19% of people who think abortion should be illegal, telling them to rejoin the program at 11:29 p.m., the final minute of the show, to watch a video of “a bucket of sloths,” which he called “almost violently delightful.”
Oliver noted four states–Mississippi, Missouri, and the Dakotas–that now only have one abortion clinic each, adding, “Mississippi now has four times as many S’s as it does abortion clinics.”
The decisive Supreme Court case on the matter is no longer Roe v. Wade, said Oliver, but, rather, the 1992 case Planned Parenthood v. Casey, which allows states to place restrictions on abortion clinics so long as those restrictions don’t place “(a)n undue burden [or] substantial obstacle in the path of a woman seeking an abortion.”
In other words, “Women can be asked to jump through a few hoops, just not too many,” said Oliver. “Which might sound a little less insulting if those weren’t also the rules for a dog agility course.”











12/  Bernie vs Hillary - what's at stake? A lot more than you think, because they are surrogates for the two wings of the Democratic party......

A most interesting essay by a most articulate writer on the fight between the "establishment" and the progressive wings of the smarter party.....very insightful, should be read by every Democrat....

Why Bernie vs Hillary Matters More Than People Think

by Benjamin Studebaker

Lately the internet has become full of arguments about the merits and demerits of Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton. Over the past couple weeks, I’ve been discussing and pondering all the various views about this, and I’m increasingly of the opinion that most of the people engaging in this debate don’t really understand what is at stake in the democratic primary. This is in part because many Americans don’t really understand the history of American left wing politics and don’t think about policy issues in a holistic, structural way. So in this post, I want to really dig into what the difference is between Bernie and Hillary and why that difference is extremely important.
We have a tendency in American politics to focus too much on individuals and personal narratives, especially in presidential campaigns. Who’s in touch with ordinary people? Who is experienced? Who is a nice person? Who connects better with different identity groups? Who would you like to have a beer with? This is in large part because many democrats like to think of Hillary and Bernie as different flavors of the same Democratic Party popcorn. Consequently they mostly just pay attention to which candidate they feel they can more readily identify with. But Sanders and Clinton represent two very different ideologies












13/  Read and be disgusted at what the sugar industry and it's wholly owned politicians are doing to our once green state.....flushing the Okeechobee toilet out to the coasts instead of into the Everglades....

Dirty water at Fort Myers Beach Cheryl Cagle Jones/Facebook
According to David Guest, managing attorney of the Florida branch of the environmental law group Earthjustice, the pollution is not going to end anytime soon. He blames lax regulations, not the unseasonable rain, for the current crisis. "The lake is basically a toilet," Guest says. Florida's powerful sugar industry has stood in the way of the state purchasing land south of the lake that could be used to build a waterway to direct dirty water to the Everglades, cleansing it along the way.









Todays video - one of the funniest clips from Monty Python's "Life Of Brian" is a skit called "Biggs Dickus"......here it is, four minutes of hilarity....











Todays wonderful husband joke
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.


MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."


WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to Janie and
found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market.

They're asking $980,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll
probably take it.  If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment,
mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know who's phone this is ?"





Todays drunk joke

A  man and his  wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and  goes to  the door where a drunken  stranger, standing in the  pouring rain, is  asking for a push.
"Not a  chance," says the  husband, "it is  3:00 in the  morning!”  He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his  wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a  push," he answers.
"Did you help  him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain  out there!"
"Well, you have a  short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we  broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you  should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too."
The man does as he is told, gets  dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.  He calls  out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
 
"Yes," comes back the answer.
 
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. 

"Yes,  please!" comes the reply from the dark.
 
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
 
"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.







Todays computer joke
Dear Technical Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance — particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. The new program also began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
——————————————————–
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: ” C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME” and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

DDD Special - Taibbi on Trump - 2/24/16



Matt Taibbi has been quiet for a couple of weeks, but he's back with a "must read" story on the Presidential race and the Donald J. Trump phenomenon....it's a cogent analysis of why Trump is so popular, and according to Taibbi it's because of the corruption of our political system and the unfairness of life in America in general. 

Forget the pundits - forget the talking heads on TV - this article is the real deal, and should either make you very excited that Trump as our President is possible, or terrified. 

Either way - read it.....I

 am sending this single item out as a Special because I haven't read a more important story this year on our politics. In my opinion Taibbi is the best political writer we have, and this is a brilliant piece.



Donald Trump; GOP; Primaries; 2016; Rolling Stone
Trump at a rally in Lowell, Massachusetts, this year. His events have the feel of a 'Jerry Springer' episode. Mark Peterson/Redux



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he first thing you notice at Donald Trump's rallies is the confidence. Amateur psychologists have wishfully diagnosed him from afar as insecure, but in person the notion seems absurd.
Donald Trump, insecure? We should all have such problems
​....​

At the Verizon Giganto-Center in Manchester the night before the New Hampshire primary, Trump bounds onstage to raucous applause and the booming riffs of the Lennon-McCartney anthem "Revolution." The song is, hilariously, a cautionary tale about the perils of false prophets peddling mindless revolts, but Trump floats in on its grooves like it means the opposite. When you win as much as he does, who the hell cares what anything means?
He steps to the lectern and does his Mussolini routine, which he's perfected over the past months. It's a nodding wave, a grin, a half-sneer, and a little U.S. Open-style applause back in the direction of the audience, his face the whole time a mask of pure self-satisfaction.
"This is unbelievable, unbelievable!" he says, staring out at a crowd of about 4,000 whooping New Englanders with snow hats, fleece and beer guts. There's a snowstorm outside and cars are flying off the road, but it's a packed house.
He flashes a thumbs-up. "So everybody's talking about the cover of Time magazine last week. They have a picture of me from behind, I was extremely careful with my hair ... "
He strokes his famous flying fuzz-mane. It looks gorgeous, like it's been recently fed. The crowd goes wild. Whoooo! Trump!





Sunday, February 21, 2016

Davids Daily Dose - Sunday February 21st




1/  Paul Krugman on the Supreme Court now that Scalia has gone....

Once upon a time, the death of a Supreme Court justice wouldn’t have brought America to the edge of constitutional crisis. But that was a different country, with a very different Republican Party. In today’s America, with today’s G.O.P., the passing of Antonin Scalia has opened the doors to chaos.
In principle, losing a justice should cause at most a mild disturbance in the national scene. After all, the court is supposed to be above politics. So when a vacancy appears, the president should simply nominate, and the Senate approve, someone highly qualified and respected by all.











2/  Men - you need to watch this 3 minute video....really. Find out what she REALLY means....."The Manslater"

The Manslater” is a funny fictive gadget that would help many men to understand women, because it can translate what women say! Ladies do not worry, this gadget also works the other way, and you will also understand what men want to say … A pretty funny video!










3/  One of the best stories about Miami's building boom in the face of sea level rise - it goes into the why, including developers who a looking for a two year return, capital flight from South America, the stupidity of our Florida politicians, the willful refusal of people to think about the future but the most disturbing reason is the heavily subsidized flood insurance.....subsidized by YOU!

A very good story that should be read by every resident of South Florida....yes you may realize it's coming, but if you think you are going to beat the panic when the flooding really starts and then sell your house, think again....
 
AP Photo/Lynne Sladky
A cyclist and vehicles negotiate heavily flooded streets as rain falls, Tuesday, September 23, 2014, in Miami Beach, Fla. Certain neighborhoods regularly experience flooding during heavy rains and extreme high tides. New storm water pumps are currently being installed along the bay front in Miami Beach. 

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ven from thousands of feet in the air, it’s obvious that Miami is disturbingly low-lying. Luxury sky-high buildings, bridges, and cranes tower over swampy marshlands and the slowly rising sea. The latest development has resulted in a sprawling metropolis on sinking land. Rising seas combine with porous limestone—which is like Swiss cheese—to allow saltwater to infiltrate under the land during floods, and makes the greater Miami area the most climate-vulnerable place in the United States.
In Southeast Florida, the sea could rise three feet by 2060, and that doesn’t count temporary storm surges from increasingly intense hurricanes. Seventy-five percent of Florida’s population lives in coastal counties that generate 79 percent of the state’s total annual economy. The infrastructure in these coastal counties had a replacement value of $2 trillion in 2010 and is estimated to increase to $3 trillion by 2030.
Of the 2.6 million people who live in Miami-Dade County, nearly 129,000 of them are living less than three feet above sea level. The county alone has more people living less than four feet above sea level than in any other state except Louisiana. The county’s estimated beachfront property value is more than $14.7 billion—not including infrastructure.
You might think, therefore, that developers, investors, and homebuyers would be very gun-shy about putting more money into Miami real estate. One good-sized hurricane, or another decade of relentless sea-level rise, and their investment will be washed away. At the very least, values are likely to fall because escalating climate threats will scare off other investors and falling demand will depress property values.
But you’d be wrong on both counts.












4/  Seth Meyers takes "A Closer Look" at the kerfuffle with Apple and the FBI.....a reasonably good six minutes....

Seth Meyers mocks Apple and feds: "He never received it because the judge tried to find him on Apple Maps"
In the latest edition of his always-on-point “Closer Look” segment, “Late Night” host Seth Meyers tackled Apple CEO Tim Cook’s refusal to cooperate with the FBI in accessing encrypted info on one of the San Bernardino killers’ iPhone.
Cook refused a judge’s order to unlock the info, citing government overreach and prompting a heated debate over the issue of privacy.
“That’s right, Cook refused a judge’s order,” Meyers said. “Although, technically, he never received it because the judge tried to find him on Apple Maps.”
The FBI is, more specifically, trying to bypass the security feature on the iPhone that permanently encrypts the phone’s info if the incorrect password is entered more than ten times on the home screen.







5/  It's clear Antonin Scalia was an evil bastard, but there haven't been too many writers brave enough to take this subject on.....so read what Frank Rich has to say about what's going to happen next....

Chris Wallace Interviews U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia On "FOX News Sunday"
Most weeks, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich speaks with contributor Alex Carp about the biggest stories in politics and culture. This week: the GOP's attempt to block Obama's Supreme Court nominee, W. stumps for Jeb!, and Grammy highlights.
Mitch McConnell's pledge to block any Supreme Court nominee to succeed Antonin Scalia is finding what appears to be near-unanimous support from Senate Republicans, but others speculate that President Obama may use the fight to increase Democratic turnout at the polls this fall. What are the risks of McConnell's strategy?
Excuse me, but if we are talking about the politics of this brawl, it’s a no-brainer. Obama, a lame duck who will not be on the ballot in November, has nothing to lose by standing on principle and carrying out a president’s duty to submit a nominee to the Senate. The GOP, by contrast, has a lot to lose come Election Day —  including control of the Senate. Though a Times front-page headline this morning reads “Court Path Is Littered With Pitfalls, for Obama and the G.O.P.,” the only potential pitfalls it actually identifies are all for the GOP.
Still, before we get to the politics of the Scalia vacancy, please let’s talk about the bigger picture. The constitutional picture, if we must be grand about it.











6/  Tom Tomorrow with some thoughts on the conservative media's reaction to Scalia's death....wonderful cartoon....












7/  Have you ever read or seen how badly less affluent kids eat, and thought what can't they eat properly? Fruits and vegetables etc.....

As this excellent story from the Times says, you are forgetting one thing - how picky kids can be about food.....

WHY do poor children have poor diets?
Some commentators contend that healthy diets are too expensive. Others argue that wholesome options are affordable and that junk foods that seem cheap are hardly a good deal. But both camps overlook what most parents know well: Children are picky.
Finicky eating can frustrate any parent. But pickiness has particular effects on the poor. By understanding these effects, we can do more to improve the diets of low-income children.
I spent over two years studying how 73 Boston-area families decided what to feed their kids. Some families made more than $100,000 a year. Some made ends meet with little left over. 

CreditMonica Ramos 
Others were poor. I wanted to know how parents actually choose what to feed their families, given the situations they face and the resources they have. I quickly learned that poor parents not only have to calculate how much their food costs, they must also consider what happens if no one eats it.

Describing her grocery-shopping routine, a poor mother from South Boston with a 3-year-old son quickly highlighted waste: “I get my food stamps on the 5th and I try to make them last for a month, but that’s really difficult because toddlers waste a lot of food.” When another poor mother’s kids refuse what she cooks, she thinks of things she could have purchased instead. In the direst cases, parents worried that if children rejected food, someone else in the family would go without.
The problem isn’t poor children. According to psychologists, most children treat new foods with trepidation. 










8/  This is amusing....two minutes of Canadian common sense about our election.....












9/  Want to read how billionaires are treated by the criminal justice system? It's quite disturbing.....

Prosecutors meted out a special kind of justice for Jeffrey Epstein, larded with fawning obsequiousness, secret dealings and an astoundingly lenient sentence. After all, billionaires — even billionaire sex abusers — aren’t like you and me.
Investigators documented that at least 34 underage girls, some as young as 13, were repeatedly exploited by Epstein and his buddies for their carnal amusement at his Palm Beach mansion from 1999 to 2007. According to court documents, the girls were required to administer “topless or nude massage while Mr. Epstein masturbated himself.” Occasionally, “the conduct escalated to full sexual intercourse.”
State and federal prosecutors happily reduced what amounted to hundreds of federal and state sex crimes to two state charges — soliciting prostitution and procuring a person younger than 18 for prostitution. Meanwhile, the feds not only promised not to ring him up on federal charges, they granted immunity to his various co-conspirators.
The federal prosecutors — who seemed cowed by Epstein’s high powered attorneys, including Roy Black, Kenneth Starr and Alan Dershowitz — worked out the secret plea deal without bothering to inform victims that their abuser would be spared federal charges.










10/  "Trump meets the Honeymooners".....cleverly done and amusing, about 45 seconds....

A creative filmmaker has created a timeless sendup of Donald Trump — by digitally meshing the presumptive blowhard-in-chief with classic footage from "The Honeymooners."












11/  Fascinating story from HuffPo about how big sugar owns all of our Florida politicians, and explains why we are having a Lake Okeechobee runoff crisis - Big Sugar does't want the water going on their fields.....oh and Marco Rubio's in the story too, owned by the Fanjets....

True conservatives rail against Big Sugar's command of Congress through Farm Bill subsidies and political contributions they shed freely as the hair of a shaggy dog. For example, Grover Norquist is making opposition to sugar subsidies, supported by Marco Rubio, a GOP litmus test for presidential candidates in 2016. (For a reasoned explanation, read Robert McElroy, publisher of ThisWeekInCongress.com: "Rubio's sugar support doesn't match his conservative credentials".)
Multiple, six-figure campaign contributions have been shunted Rubio's way by the Fanjul billionaires and by US Sugar, the other branch of the Big Sugar cartel, owned primarily by the 'environmentally sensitive' Mott Foundation. 
The Fanjuls summoned Rubio to run against then-governor Charlie Crist in 2010. They were outraged when Crist in 2008 had offered to buy US Sugar lands -- more than 125,000 acres at a projected cost to the state of about $1.2 billion -- without consulting them. The reason for the fury: if government built wetland marshes using US Sugar lands to store and cleanse filthy agricultural waters, then the state would be a step closer to key parcels owned by the Fanjuls in the Everglades Agricultural Area. 
For the public, the end game is to provide connectivity between Lake Okeechobee and the Everglades, building a solution toward cleansing Big Ag's toxic mess of Lake Okeechobee. Halting toxic releases to tide -- measured in trillions of gallons -- would eventually provide clean, fresh water to the remaining three million acres of Everglades, owned in perpetuity by the public thanks to the national park and other public entities.
The cycnical, deadly chess game between Big Sugar and government is set out on a board called Lake Okeechobee. The lake is one of the largest fresh water bodies in the United States.









12/  Sounds like a really good old fashioned horror movie - "The Witch", set in the 1600's....

A finely calibrated shiver of a movie, “The Witch” opens on a scene of religious wrath. On a New England plantation, around 1630, a true believer, William (Ralph Ineson), and his family are facing a grim assemblage. The setting is a kind of meeting house crowded with men, women and children, a congregation whose silence and unsmiling faces imply disapproval or perhaps fear. Whether they’re standing in judgment doesn’t matter to William, whose arrogant faith in his own notion of Christianity is as deep and darkly unsettling as his sepulchral voice. It’s the sort of soul-and-earth-quaking voice you can imagine one of the biblical patriarchs having, the kind that Abraham used on God and Isaac alike.
Written and directed by Robert Eggers, “The Witch ” takes place in an America that in its extremes feels more familiar than its period drag might suggest. It’s set a decade after the Mayflower landed in Plymouth and tracks William’s family as it leaves the plantation to settle down alone at the edge of a forest. There, the family members build a farm, grow corn and commit themselves to God, a contract tested by a series of calamities that turn this story of belief into a freak-out of doubt. As the wind stirs the trees and the children taunt one another with talk of witches, you may remember that the movie’s subtitle is “A New-England Folktale.” Something wicked this way comes?



"The Witch" trailer.....









Todays video - three Russian gymnasts with an incredible dance routine.....a WOW....











Todays baseball joke

Two 90-year-old men, Phil and Joe, had been friends all of their
lives.

When it was clear that Phil was dying, Joe visited him every
day.
 
One day Joe said, "Phil, we both loved playing baseball all our
lives, and we played all through high school. Please do me one favor: 
when you get to heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's baseball there."
 
Phil looked up at Joe from his deathbed and said, "Joe, you've
been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this
favor for you."
 
Shortly after that, Phil died.
 
A few nights later, Joe was awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, 
"Joe, Joe ."
 
"Who is it," asked Joe, sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"
 
"Joe -- it's me, Phil"
 
"You're not Phil . Phil just died."
 
"I'm telling you, it's me, Phil," insisted the voice.
 
"Phil - Where are you?"
 
"In heaven," replied Phil. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."
 
"Tell me the good news first," said Joe.
 
"The good news," Phil said with joy and enthusiasm, "is that there is baseball in heaven. Better yet, all of our old
buddies who died before me are here, too. Even better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always Springtime and it never rains or snows.
And best of all, we can play ball all we want, and we never get tired." And we get to play with all the Greats of the past.
 
"That's fantastic," said Joe "It's beyond my wildest dreams!
So what's the bad news?"
 
"You're pitching Tuesday."
 
Life is uncertain - be ready to pitch!!!







Todays Jewish joke

        A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been  going to the Western Wall to pray, 
twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. 
So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.
 
She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, 
she approached him for an  interview. 
"Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name? 
"Morris Feinberg," he replied. 
"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?" 
"For about 60 years." 
"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?" 
"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims." 
"I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop." 
"I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man." 
"I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the  people ahead of their own interests."
"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?" 
"Like I'm talking to a f$#*@ wall."






Todays hospital joke

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.

During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
... 
"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."

"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman.

As they passed by the next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.

Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"

Again the doctor spoke very calmly, "Same illness, better health plan. "