Wednesday, February 26, 2020

Davids Daily Dose - Wednesday February 26th





1/  Frank Rich on how Trump now feels he is above the law....
That invincible feeling. Photo: Evan Vucci/AP/Shutterstock
Most weeks, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich speaks with contributor Alex Carp about the biggest stories in politics and culture. Today, the start of Russia’s interference in the 2020 campaign, the prospects of Michael Bloomberg’s post-debate recovery, and Trump’s pardon spree.
The House Intelligence Committee was recently briefed that Russia has already begun interfering in the 2020 campaign “to try to get President Trump re-elected,” according to a report in the New York Times. In response, Trump apparently replaced the acting director of national intelligence with a loyalist. Is this the intelligence community’s Bill Barr moment?
It has not even been three weeks since the Republican Senate acquitted Trump, ratifying his belief that he is above the law. In that brief time, he has conducted a political purge in the White House, let felons with personal connections to him out of jail, and now this: squelching his intelligence chiefs’ warnings of Russia’s efforts to further his reelection campaign, a de facto collusion with Vladimir Putin to betray American democracy.



2/  Trevor Noah with some excellent commentary on last night's contentious Democratic debate.....a most amusing 13 minutes....
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3/  So where are we with climate change? Yes we've had a bad year but things are stable right now [apart from Australia burning] aren't they, so other matters have our attention. This is why this article from Bill McKibben is so useful, as he summaries the current situation and says we have no more than 10 years to avoid catastrophe. He also takes a realistic look at whether we will mitigate the worst effects, because to get action we are up against the most powerful and wealthiest industry on the planet - fossil fuels. 
And they don't care.....
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This year began with huge bushfires in southeastern Australia that drove one community after another into temporary exile, killed an estimated billion animals, and turned Canberra’s air into the dirtiest on the planet. The temperatures across the continent broke records—one day, the average high was above 107 degrees, and the humidity so low that forests simply exploded into flames. The photos of the disaster were like something out of Hieronymus Bosch, with crowds gathered on beaches under blood-red skies, wading into the water as their only refuge from the flames licking nearby. But such scenes are only a chaotic reminder of what is now happening every hour of every day.



4/  Interesting and informative column about Narendra Modi, the Indian Prime Minister and how he has used the tactics on Muslims that Trump wants to use on immigrants.....a scary story of how 1 1/2 billion people have been brainwashed....
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“I love Hindu,” Donald Trump proclaimed during his presidential campaign in 2016. That adoration of India’s majority population, and America’s richest and most obviously pro-Trump minority, may have just gotten deeper.
On his first visit to India next week, Mr. Trump claims, he has been promised a welcoming crowd of “10 million” by the country’s Hindu-supremacist prime minister, Narendra Modi. (Never mind that the total population of the city where Mr. Modi and Mr. Trump plan to hold a joint rally is a little over eight million.)



5/  Here in Lake County we are having an issue with a Confederate statue being relocated to the County museum in Tavares....this has sparked many protests, but the County Commission refuses to touch the issue. 
Jim Jeffries the Australian comedian looked at this subject a couple of years ago, and it's vey good.....four minutes...
6/  Jeff Bezos said he would pledge $10 billion to climate change, but as David Wallace-Wells says it sounds like a lot but is actually the tiniest of drops in the bucket needed - only governments can fight this battle....
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The most important thing about Jeff Bezos’s commitment, announced Monday, to donate $10 billion dollars “to explore new ways of fighting the devastating impact of climate change on this planet we all share” is the scale. $10 billion is, by just about any standard, an enormous amount of money.



7/  A classic SNL skit with Bill Hader - "What's My Name".....a very funny five minutes.....
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8/  A look at the upcoming election and what it represents, the last chance for our democracy  - and the candidates from Umair's unique point of view...
Most interesting....
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You don’t have to look too hard to see the parlous state of the American left. OK, it’s true — there’s not really an American “left”, so let’s just use the term lightly, to mean “Democrats.”

Now, the stakes couldn’t be higher. Democracy’s life is on the line.
There’s a Prez who by now has fulfilled all the worst prophecies of people like me, and then some. Do you remember just a scant few years when a small group of us (and by us I mean intellectuals, public figures, authors, etc) began to warn that this was the path to authoritarianism and fascism? https://eand.co/do-americans-really-understand-how-high-the-stakes-of-this-election-are-d305665a3427



9/  Matt Gaetz is Florida's most obnoxious Congressman, a Trump toadie to the max, but his opponent Phil Ehr in the 2020 election has just come out 
with a great commercial.....two minutes of a Democrat with a spine....
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10/ Remember the stories last week about the obesity epidemic? Read how Chile tackled the consumption of sugary drinks....and it worked! 
But it will never happen here, our system is way too corrupt....
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Four years after Chile embraced the world’s most sweeping measures to combat mounting obesity, a partial verdict on their effectiveness is in: Chileans are drinking a lot fewer sugar-laden beverages, according to study published Tuesday in the journal PLOS Medicine.
Consumption of sugar-sweetened drinks dropped nearly 25 percent in the 18 months after Chile adopted a raft of regulations that included advertising restrictions on unhealthy foods, bold front-of-package warning labels and a ban on junk food in schools. During the same period, researchers recorded a five percent increase in purchases of bottled water, diet soft drinks and fruit juices without added sugar.



11/  Another classic SNL skit "Career Day" with Adam Driver and Pete Davidson......a weirdly funny five minutes...
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12/ A moving and pertinent story about a couple [64 and 74] who have come to terms with climate change by accepting it, and that the worst effects will be after they have gone so it's someone else fight. I suppose you could call this attitude irresponsible, but what else can you think when half the country is in total denial that there is a problem, and you know deep down that no matter what you individually do, it won't make any difference.....
So maybe this is a healthy attitude? You decide.....
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Last year was when the endless bush fires in Australia convinced me and my wife, Susan, that climate change was unstoppable. It’s also when we realized that we likely will avoid seeing the worst of the climate emergency.
At 64 and 74 years of age, my wife and I believe there’s a good chance that we’ll be gone before coastal cities are flooded, the ice caps have melted, and the planet descends into a “Mad Max” dystopia. 




13/  An anguished story from an Australian on how things have NOT got back to normal after the devastating fires.....their climate disaster has changed the country....
Some great pictures in this story.
RAINBOW FLAT, Australia — Standing in thick mud between burned trees and a concrete slab where his house had been, Peter Ruprecht admitted that he was not sure how or when to rebuild.
He was still dizzied by what Australia’s increasingly volatile climate had already delivered: first a drought, then a devastating bush fire, then a foot of rain from a tropical storm.
“It’s unstoppable,” said Mr. Ruprecht, a former dairy farmer. “We speak about the warmth of Mother Nature, but nature can also be vicious and wild and unforgiving.”



14/  The best TV on Netflix.....
Photo: CBS, Netflix and AMC
This post is updated frequently as TV shows leave and enter Netflix. *New additions are indicated with an asterisk. 
We’ve already broken down the 100 best movies that you can watch on Netflix right now, but maybe you don’t like movies? Maybe you’re in the mood for a new TV series to binge or a classic you haven’t seen in a generation? 



Todays video - time for some Clint moments......four minutes of some internet guys' opinion of his five greatest scenes.....



Todays Redneck Jokes
Southern Boys Will Never Say 
30. When I retire, I'm movin' North. 
29. I'll take Shakespeare for $1000, Alex. 
28. Duct tape won't fix that. 
27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken with a slice of lime. 
26. We don't keep no guns in this house. 
25. You can't feed that to the dog. 
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. 
23. Wrestling is fake. 
22. We're vegetarians. 
21. Do you think my gut is too big? 
20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits, grits, and gravy. 
19. Honey, we don't need another dog. 
18. Who gives a rip who won the Civil War? 
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. 
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. 
14. Trim the fat off that steak. 
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. 
12. The tires on that truck are too dang big. 
11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE. 
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better. 
9. My fiancée, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's. 
8. I've got two cases of Blue Moon iced down for the Super Bowl. 
7. Checkmate! 
6. She's too young to be wearing that bikini. 
5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen. 
4. I don't have a favorite football team. 
3. "Youse Guys" 
2. Those cutoffs ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae. 
And the Number One Thing That You Will Never Hear a Southern Boy Say: 1. Nope, no more beer for me. I'm driving a whole busload of us down to help in the Elizabeth Warren Campaign

Todays senior jokes

BIRTH CONTROL FOR GRANDMA
The doctor that had been
 seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally
 retired.  At her next checkup, the new doctor told her
 to bring a list of all the medicines that had been
 prescribed for her.

As the doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized
Grandma had a prescription for birth control pills.

 "Mrs. Smith, do you
 realize these are BIRTH CONTROL Pills?

 "Yes, they help me sleep at night."

 "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could
 possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee...."Yes, dear, I
 know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in
 the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter
 drinks. and believe me, it definitely helps me sleep at
 night."
You gotta Love Grandmas
  

THE NICE MAN
 BECAME IMPATIENT

A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when 
the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. 
The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up
 or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."

Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so 
she said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this
 nice man here."
 
A few minutes later, the anxious man blurted out, "Come on kid. 
Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops
 ago!"

BIOLOGY EXAM
Students in an advanced
 Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last
 question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's
 Milk. The question was worth 70 points or none at
 all.

One student, was hard
 put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:

1) It is perfect formula
 for the child.

2) It provides immunity
 against several diseases.

3) It is always the
 right temperature.

4) It is inexpensive.

5) It bonds the child to
 mother, and vice versa.

6) It is always
 available as needed.

And then the student was
 stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang
 indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

 7) It comes in two
 attractive containers and it's high enough off the
 ground where the cat can't get it.
He got an A.

 A RIDE IN THE TAXI
 A woman and her twelve-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was
 raining and all the prostitutes were standing under
 awnings.

Mom," said he boy, "what are all those women
 doing?"

"They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she
 replied.

The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him
 the Truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men
 for money."

The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true
 Mom?"

 His mother, glaring hard
 at the driver, answers "Yes".

 After a few minutes, the
 kid asks, "Mom, if those women have babies, what
 happens to them?"

She said, "Most of
them become taxi drivers."

 

Friday, February 21, 2020

Davids Daily Dose - Friday February 21st





1/  Andrew Sullivan with a most disturbing column.....
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The idea that Donald J. Trump is a president best defined by his weakness has always carried a kind of knowing, world-weary authority. It’s basically the Washington Republican response when you’re freaking out about Trump’s incessant power grabs. Calm down, they tell us; he’s not really effective; he’s a shiny object to keep non-college-educated whites in the GOP’s grip; we’re still having elections; he’s only behaving like presidents before Watergate; the economy is fine; he’s more in touch with America than the rest of you. And so on.
And I should say I really, really want to believe Republicans when they say this. 



2/  What would a Trump second term look like? The writers at New York magazine including Frank Rich try to imagine what's to come....
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Here is one starting point for contemplating a second Trump term: The Ukraine scandal only became a Trump scandal because Ukraine refused to submit to a pair of presidential demands that would have been fairly easy to satisfy. If Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelensky had merely announced that he was looking into a mysterious missing Democratic server and corruption by the Bidens, then the whole affair probably wouldn’t have become a Trump scandal at all. It would have become, to the American news-consuming public, a Biden scandal. Ukraine held off, though, for a very sensible reason. Ukrainians, analyzing American politics, calculated that Trump may not stay in office much beyond this year. It was a hedge against forever Trumpism.



3/  A lot of red faces at MSNBC and CNN this week as Michael Avenatti found guilty of the first of many felonies...this 
is a two minute supercut of praise for this scumbag.....
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4/  Interesting story about Roger Stone and what a sleaze he is......in jail for 3 1/2 years, at least until the pardon....
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It’s not every day that a degenerate former swinger and serial scumbag who built a career based on a single line of bullshit and self-fellation so constant and vigorous that it is practically a yogic art form stands before the bar of justice, but here we are. Roger Stoneis, as he loves to be, in the center of a national political scandal, and with his sentencing approaching in just days, Stone hoped the Trump “Justice” Department would save him from a well-deserved sentence of seven to nine years in prison.



5/  Tom Tomorrow on the BS around the Democratic nomination....and the media denigrating Bernie....
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6/  If you want to see what's at stake with Trump and his patsy Barr, watch this excellent segment from Chris Hayes......he explains it 
clearly and concisely, and tells us it's now up to us....
A wonderful, compelling and chilling 10 minutes....
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7/  An editorial from the San Diego Tribune with a ringing endorsement of Mayor Pete.....a fair commentary, but with one fatal flaw that used to be true but absolutely isn't now - it assumes there is a way to bring Republicans to the middle. That train left in 2008....
But read it anyway....
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Among the biggest questions in the 2020 presidential election are these:
How will liberals, moderates and independents winnow the Democratic field in the primary election on March 3 when California and 14 other states and territories vote on Super Tuesday?
If the economy stays strong through the general election, can any Democrat defeat Donald Trump, who is building that wall, claims to be the most pro-life president in U.S. history and who in three years has already ensured conservative dominance of federal courts for generations?
What would the United States even look like in 2024 if Trump is re-elected on Nov. 3?



8/  Bill Maher's opening monologue, about Trump and Barr and the death of our democracy. A very good six minutes, almost comedic reporting....
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9/  Trump at the Daytona 500.....
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10/  The wonderful George Carlin in 2006 with a rant about "whiney boomers".....two minutes that still stands up today....
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11/  Tom Tomorrow again.....
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12/  Umair with one of his more dystopian columns, and the problem with his writing is that a lot of what he says is true, but we don't want to face it....
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I’ve come to believe something troubling and strange. I might as well say it to you plainly, since there’s no point hiding it. I think our societies are dying.
Let me explain.
Think for a moment about a general template of how a society might die. It’d probably go — in the absence of an “exogenous shock”, a meteor strike, plague, famine — like this.
Divisions grow between people. Not just economic ones — but what they breed. Differences in values, beliefs, attitudes. About the most basic things of all. Who is a “real” person? Who deserves what portion of society’s surplus, its rights, privileges, obligations?



13/  Interesting music video from 1975 [the band], all CGI with a lot of memes in the imagery.......nice innocuous song too....
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And for what all of the memes mean, here is an explanation from Vulture.....



14/  The 50 best action movies on Netflix!
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This piece is frequently updated as titles leave and join Netflix. *New additions are indicated with an asterisk. 
Sometimes you just need to escape. You just want to watch things blow up or crash into each other, but it seems like Netflix is always trying to push a serious drama or docuseries on you. Just give me something that goes boom!
Well, we can help you with that. Here are the best choices you could make with a working Netflix subscription if you’re jonesing to see a great action movie.https://www.vulture.com/article/best-action-movies-netflix.html



Todays Minnesoooota joke
It was a hot day in Minnesota. Helga hung the wash out to dry and then went into town to pick up her dry cleaning.

"Gootness, its hotter den hell today," she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street.

She passed a tavern and thought to herself, "Vy nodt."

She walked in and quietly took a seat at the end of the bar.

The bartender walked up to her and said, "And what would you like to drink today?"

“Vell, Ya know," Helga said in a timid voice, "I don't usually go into da bars, but today I vill make an exception. It iss zo hot, I tink I vill have myself a beer."

The bartender smiled at Helga and asked,"Anheuser Busch?"

Helga blushed and said; "Vell, it's fine tanks, und how's yur viener?"

Todays cop jokes
Police officer pulls over a speeding car. The Officer says, " I clocked you at 80 mph. sir."

The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar needs calibrating."

Not looking up from her knitting the wife says sweetly, "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control."

As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?"

The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."

As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Dammit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut."

The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine."

The driver says, "Yeah, well you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket."

The wife says," Now dear you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."

And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE HELL UP??"

The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"

"Oh heavens no, officer. Only when he's been drinking."


A veteran officer with 18 years is running radar on a main street of a rural town. Along comes a young driver in a brand new sports car going 48 mph in a 30 mph zone. 

The officer stops the young man and explains the violation. 

The driver becomes beligerant telling the officer his badge did not mean a thing. The young driver tells the officer to go ahead and write the ticket because his father knows people that will make the ticket "go away".

While the officer completes the ticket the young driver continues his barrage of insults.

Without flinching the officer completes the ticket and hands the young driver his copies.

The driver looks at his copies and becomes very agitated. The driver said, "What the #$@%& do you think you are doing!?! I thought you said I was doing 48 in a 30. You wrote 88 in a 30?"

The officer, without hesitating said, "48, 88, whats the difference. Your dad is going to make it go away anyway."


On what seemed a particularly long day, a patrolman sat concealed behind a billboard waiting for anyone to cruise through his speed trap.

 A gentleman headed home to visit family and making way better time that he should have, cruised right into the sights of the patrolman's radar gun. 

Not wanting to miss the opportunity, the patrolman jumped right out there and stopped the gentleman at which time the patrolman stated; "boy, I've been waiting for you here all day long". 

The gentleman without missing a beat replied; "yes sir I know and I got here just as fast as I could". The patrolman was laughing so hard, the gentleman was released with a warning.
Charged for speeding A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.

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The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?"

"Ever go a fishin'?" the policeman suddenly asked the man.

"Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied.

The officer grinned and added, "Did you ever catch 'em all?"



Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's a car puttering along at 22 MPH.

He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seat and three in the back, wide eyed and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.

The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit.

A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks.

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 105." 


Todays kiddie joke
Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make you believe that we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time.

A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew began to build a house on the empty lot. The family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in the goings-on and spent much of each day observing the workers.

Eventually the construction crew, all of them 'gems-in-the-rough,' more or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her during coffee and lunch breaks and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her ten dollars 'pay' she'd received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

When the girl and her mom got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with a real construction crew building the new house next door to us."

"Oh my goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"

The little girl replied, "I will, if those assholes at Home Depot ever deliver the fuckin' sheet rock."

Kind of brings a tear to the eye - doesn't it?