Monday, September 21, 2026

Davids Daily Dose - Monday September 21

1/. Thomas Edsall, in his detailed and analytical way, explains Trump's 
complete madness.

Last Tuesday, President Trump demonstrated for the few who remain in doubt that his mind is trapped in a fictional world where he is the heroic savior of the nation, if not all mankind.

That day, Trump honored the men and women who braved death or died on Sept. 11, 2001, but most of all he honored himself, portraying himself as willing to lose life or limb during the aftermath of the destruction of the World Trade Center.

Speaking at a Tunnel to Towers Foundation event honoring police officers, firefighters and other first responders, Trump recounted his memory of 9/11 and the days that followed. It has to be read in full to be truly reckoned with.                                               https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/15/opinion/trump-september-11-fantasy-reality.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share


2/. A pretty accurate picture of what MAGA'S hear all day.....



3/. This is the Jimmy Kimmel interview with James Talarico that the FCC threatened penalties if it aired.
The good news - Kimmel's show has about a million viewers - this video on youtube has over 12 million!



4/. When you hear about the world ending from AI, I think most of us expect "The Terminator".
This very interesting article looks at how it might happen, but it won't be as exciting as that movie....

Nate Soares, co-author of the book If Anyone Builds It, Everyone Dies, said he “hasn’t slept in days.” Since the tech world’s most apocalyptic fears that artificial intelligence could kill us all have filtered into the mainstream, he has been in high demand. Not only had Soares written the scarily titled 2025 best seller laying out the case against pursuing AI superintelligence, but over a decade ago, he coined the term AI alignment — industry language for making sure an AI’s task actually delivers on what its human programmer wants it to do. “There are people behind the scenes who are freaking out, and I’m trying to help them, you know, actually do something,” Soares says.

The threat at hand is not the current generation of large-language-model chatbots used for homework and office tasks but superintelligence — a form of artificial general intelligence in which each individual agent is self-aware and far smarter than the smartest human. And there could be millions of agents.



5/. This could be any of the Tech Bros......


6/. When you talk to a MAGA or even a "normal" Republican, you will quickly find out they are completely uninformed about the reality of the news. 
It's because Fox doesn't cover it......a scary article.

Two breaking stories roiled US politics this week and immediately got big play on most news sites.

The supreme court surprisingly rejected – for now – Donald Trump’s attempted restrictions on mail-in ballots, a blow to Republicans in the upcoming midterm elections.

And the investigative site ProPublica revealed that a Russian oligarch had helped to bankroll the Bahamas wedding of Trump’s son Donald Jr, to the tune of hundreds of thousands of dollars. The blockbuster story quickly became ProPublica’s most-read article this year and was covered heavily elsewhere.

“There’s no looking away from this Trump scoop,” wrote CNN’s Brian Stelter.

Unless you watched Fox News, of course. There, it was business as usual.


7/. Pretty accurate!


8/. One more evil thing the monster has done - brought bigotry back.

Last weekend, college football helped create a crisis for the Republican Party.

I don’t know about you, but I spend my Saturdays in the fall glued to the television. I’ve got my favorite team — the Kentucky Wildcats, who lost to Alabama (as usual) — but I love the sport and I’ve got ties to many teams. I was born just outside of Auburn University. My cousin played at Mississippi State. My two oldest kids went to the University of Tennessee. So I’ll spend hours flipping from game to game, and I always try to watch the week’s biggest matchup, no matter who’s playing.              https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/17/opinion/bo-french-university-texas-longhorns.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share


9/. The White House is a sick place.......



10/.  Michelle Goldbrg with a great column about our Tech overlords.....
Like Trump, these billionaires live in their own reality......
In a series of private speeches last year, Peter Thiel, the billionaire tech investor and Silicon Valley thought leader, said that the young activist Greta Thunberg represented the spirit of the Antichrist. It was more than just a hyperbolic slur. Thiel was expressing a Promethean theology, one that sanctifies technology and expansion. In Thiel’s worldview, the forces of dynamism must struggle against the evils of stagnation, represented by Thunberg’s leftist environmentalism. “In the 21st century, the Antichrist is a Luddite who wants to stop all science,” said Thiel.


11/. Florida Amendment 3 - the local Mount Dora newspaper 
with an excellent summary of this disaster.



12/. Yup - we're going backwards....


13/. A thoughtful Thom Hartmann with a summary of what's at stake on November 3rd.......
A very good story......

While Hakeem Jeffries revealed, as he trash-talked Medicare for All, that he doesn’t believe we’re in a full-blown populist moment in America, Trump, Bannon, and the neofascist tech bros and billionaires fully realize what’s going on — and are committed to making the most of it. As are Bernie Sanders, AOC, Mamdani, El-Sayed and hundreds of other Democratic candidates this year.
At its core, populism is a way of understanding politics as a struggle between ordinary people and a powerful elite that has stopped serving them. It’s not inherently left- or right-wing; it’s really a way political scientists describe a moment when the majority of a population has lost faith in the existing system and is looking for alternatives to it.


14/. Not quite Mr Rogers.....


15/. The number is a little intimidating, but fight your way through it!
The Times lists 47 shows to watch this fall......



16/. This is really interesting - I have watched the first episode and it's different, but very good.

HBO is no stranger to true crime, though its offerings tend to be more prestige than your average, with documentaries such as the unrelenting sex cult nightmare The Vow and The Yogurt Shop Murders, a measured reinvestigation into the deaths of four teenage girls in Texas in the 90s. They have form, too, in drily funny sagas, such as McMillions, about a high-stakes conspiracy to fix the McDonald’s Monopoly promotion. Rarely are their documentaries both solemn andbizarro, with the exception perhaps of The Jinx. An unnerving tale of millionaire real estate heir turned convicted murderer Robert Durst, it occasionally lingered on the stranger points of his story, like the time he shoplifted a $6 sandwich for kicks.

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2026/sep/11/a-killer-story-review-dana-chandler?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other




17/. Rave review from the Guardian - "The Paper"....
It's a sequel to the American version of "The Office......sounds very funny....

Pity the poor TV writer foolish enough to make a show about journalism. The world is full of inaccurate and illogical medical dramas, but they survive because real life doctors and nurses only tend to grumble about them to themselves. But when you make an inaccurate and illogical show about journalists, real life journalists get to yell about it from the streets. This is probably why Aaron Sorkin’s The Newsroom ended so early, because we all got to bleat about it through our little megaphones.

The makers of The Paper must have been anticipating a similarly rough ride. It is, after all, explicitly a sitcom about the death of print media, and, Lord knows, nothing wounds us like staring the truth in the face. And yet last year’s first season emerged as one of the best new comedies on television.

Technically, a spin-off from the American version of The Office, it centred around the reporters of the dwindling Toledo Truth Teller newspaper.



Today's Irish joke
An old Irishman, Paddy, is about to go to his eternal reward. He looks at his grieving friend, Mike, and says, "I have one last request, Mike."
"Anything, Paddy," Mike says. "What is it?"
"In me kitchen pantry you'll find a 100- year-old bottle of whiskey. When they put me in the ground will you pour it over me grave?"
"I will, Paddy," Mike says. "But would you mind if I passed it through me kidneys first?"

Todays guy joke - Classes for Women
Men Teaching
Classes for Women at 
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER


REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Fri, January 27, 2012

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
 .

Class 1

Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..


Class 2

Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down,
 Or Complaining About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.


Class 3

Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--
 Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. 


Class 5

Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
At 7:00 PM
 

Class 6

How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
 
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
 

Class 7

Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum
 ..
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
 

Class 8

Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
 

Class 9 

I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. 


Class 10

How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
 
Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes
 Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
 

Class 12

How to Shop by Yourself.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. 



 
 

Today's dangerous joke
A married couple visits a livestock show and walks down an alley with pens of prize-winning bulls.
They stop at the first pen. A sign on the fence reads: "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife nudges her husband and says, "Fifty times a year! You could learn a thing or two from him."
They walk to the next pen. A sign reads: "This bull mated 65 times last year."
The wife smiles and says, "That’s more than five times a month. You could learn from this one, too!"
They stop at the final pen. A sign reads: "This bull mated 365 times last year."
The wife gasps, her jaw dropping, and says, "Three hundred and sixty-five times! That’s once every single day! 
Imagine what you could learn from him!"
The husband sighs, turns to her, and says, "Go ask if it was with the same cow." 


Today's manly golfer joke...
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping  as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them.

My name is Ron. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife, Carol.

When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Carol to get a full-time job, along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for the health benefits that we needed.

Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her age. I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she gets home from work.  Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or  so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on the table.

I generally have lunch each day in the Men's Grill at the Golf Club, so eating out is not an option in the evening. I'm ready for some home-cooked grub when I hit that door.  She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now, it's not unusual  for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done,  before she goes to bed.

Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. For example, she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell  her to stretch it out over two, or even three days. That way, she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points.

When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break, when she was only half-finished mowing the front lawn I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man... I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly  squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me, too.

I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support Carol. I'm not saying that showing this much patience & consideration is easy. Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get  as they get older. However, guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was well worthwhile. After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.

EDITOR'S NOTE:

Ron died suddenly on 
November 30 of a perforated rectum.

The police report says he was found with a Callaway extra-long 50-inch Big Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of grip showing, and a sledge hammer lying nearby.

His wife Carol Anne was arrested and charged with murder...

The all-woman jury took only 10 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her defence that Ron, somehow without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.

A hole in one, so to speak!
 



 



Friday, September 11, 2026

Davids Daily Dose - Friday September 11

1/. A VERY important story.....you should read this, especially in the light of the video below.....

The popular uprising against data centers has emerged so suddenly that politicians stumble over their own pitchforks racing to the front of the crowd. Where most industries would be launching into crisis P.R. mode, perhaps even engaging in some soul-searching, artificial intelligence companies seem determined to plow full steam ahead, building the future they want, even if they’re the only ones who want it.

The outrage over data centers can’t really be about environmental impact. These structures have always been water-sucking, power-draining, forest-clearing eyesores, yet the recent plunge in support for them is three times as deep as the one that nuclear power plants faced in the year after Three Mile Island. What has changed is people’s awareness of what’s going on inside: artificial intelligence. Less than a quarter of Americans expect A.I. to have a positive impact on K-12 education, arts and entertainment, how people do their jobs, the economy, personal relationships or happiness over the next 20 years.



2/. Watch this 5 minute report from CBS News, and when you see the solutions proposed at the very end, you will realise that 
the human race is truly screwed. 
We are dismissing climate change even as we career towards 3, 4 and maybe 5 degrees of warming, and neither the tech companies [might lose some $$$$] or Trump's government [???] will act in the next two years. It's all coming folks.....


3/. And speaking of Trump's government, amazing  and frightening video from the Lincoln Project.....2 minutes....



4/. Bill McKibben with a report on climate change......not necessarily good news...
This will be an account of where we stand—mostly with regard to the new and much-touted UN report on climate change. But since it’s Labor Day, traditionally the start of fall campaigning (a quaint and lovely notion that), let’s start with the midterm elections. Where we stand is: all the polling shows Americans ready to vote out as many Republicans as gerrymandering allows. We’ve done our job over the last 22 months, driving up Trump’s negatives (with plenty of help from him) and making MAGA electoral poison.



5/. "The Great Renaming"....Tom Tomorrow.....


6/. Right wing Israeli politicians are making no secret of their intentions towards the Palestinians, but the media is ignoring it.....
So we have "normalised" genocide.....

T
he gap between what is being inflicted on Palestinians and the appropriate reaction on the part of the international community has always been vast. But now it yawns so wide that it swallows reality itself. As arms export licences for Israel from states such as Germany surge, talk of harsher measures and sanctions on the part of other European countries remains talk. People continue to be killed in Gaza, Palestinian families remain besieged in the West Bank, and the Israeli political right has been removing all doubt that these violations are intentional, by telling the world of its hopes and plan


7/. The future is coming!


8/. Out in plain sight - Republicans are fixing the midterms......
And our pathetic media is ignoring it.....

For over 50 years, our media has been covering up Republican voter suppression efforts. This year, though, they’re getting so obvious that it’ll be interesting to see if they continue to whitewash the practice.

Remember all those reports you’ve seen on TV during previous elections, where the reporter is outside a polling place with a line stretching around the block?

In the 2008 election, for example, CNN anchor Kirin Chetry noted that in Ohio: 

“It was, after all, 120,000 votes that made the difference in that state in 2004 and gave the win to now President Bush.”

Republicans controlled the voting in Ohio, so they rigged polling places so people in mostly-Black, Hispanic, and student areas would have to wait hours and hours in line to vote, knowing that these were also the people most likely to be paid hourly and so would be unwilling to stand in line for hours to vote.



9/. Please please please......I want to be watching! About 30 seconds....



10/. Bill McKibben in a philosophical mood.....most interesting.....
Wendell Berry, who died yesterday at the age of 92, was such a great man that I hardly know where to start. He was on the very short list of the best writers of our time: his essays on rural America were the words that launched ten thousand farmers markets; his poems, the staple of many happy weddings (and I’ve peed in a dozen different bathrooms where the Manifesto of the Mad Farmer’s Liberation Front was framed above the toilet). If you’ve never read his short stories of the Port William Membership, or his finest novel, Jayber Crow, you can count yourself lucky that you’ll get to encounter them for the first time.                                                                                                                                                                                                                              https://billmckibben.substack.com/p/two-men?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=438146&post_id=213701053&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=2cwgv&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email


11/. Tell your kids to be a plumber or an electrician so AI won't take their job? Maybe not....
Really really funny......40 seconds....




12/. I went to Whole Foods recently to get some fruit, but the only brand they had was Driscolls. 
I won't buy Driscolls because they are a truly evil corporation, putting out pesticide laden fruit, screwing the farmers and treating the workers in their contracted farms in Central and South America like slaves.
So I was very pleased to find this investigative video about how Driscolls managed to become so dominant, and how they stay that way.
It's very well done, and as a bonus they interviewed Hugh Kent who runs an organic blueberry farm in Lake County, and who some of you know from my enthusiastic endorsement of his wonderful blues.
It's 15 minutes long, and well worth the time, and after seeing it you'll buy your fruit in season from a farmers market!



13/. Florida Realtors want Prop 3 to pass......they'll make more money.....
A lobbying group for real estate agents just put $10 million into a campaign to pass Amendment 3, the proposed constitutional amendment that would dramatically cut and cap local property taxes across Florida — while also forcing steep cuts to local government services and further consolidating governing power in Tallahassee.
Just-posted campaign finance reports show that the Florida Realtors parked the $10 million late last week in “Vote Yes on 3.” It’s a political committee the real estate lobbying group recently set up that can be used to pay for television commercials, neighborhood canvassers, and other campaign expenses in support of the November ballot measure, which will need support from at least 60 percent of voters to pass.



14/. This one is pretty true......and mildly amusing......20 seconds.....


15/. The Times does these really good interactive articles....
This one is about how it's getting hotter, and we've just started.....



16/. Heather Cox Richardson with  commentary on Trump's obvious Alzheimer's derangement.....
How can this possibly be allowed to continue? He's the President with the nuclear codes.
Way past time for the 25th amendment......
Since yesterday, President Donald J. Trump has been posting on social media at a frantic pace, showing AI images of himself with President George Washington on his own account and, on the official White House account, a video of himself as the DC Comics Green Lantern superhero. The White House social media account ripped off Green Lantern’s oath, captioning the video: “In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil’s might beware my power… Green Lantern’s light!”



I remember this from the Olympics - Raygun the break dancer......now it's a documentary on Netflix.....


Netflix’s Untold is ostensibly a series of sports documentaries. However, since its inception five years ago, it has been most successful when sport collides with the wider celebrity machine. There have been films about Caitlyn Jenner, Jake Paul and Vinnie Jones. The gold tends to come when the subjects spill over into public notoriety. With that in mind, it was only a matter of time before they made a film about Raygun.

You may remember Raygun as the Australian breakdancer who spent the biggest moment of her career at the Paris Olympics thrashing around like a toddler having a tantrum in a supermarket. If you didn’t see her routine, you will almost certainly be aware of the memes she inspired. Adele discussed her during a concert. Rachel Dratch did an impersonation of her on Jimmy Fallon. For months, Raygun was everywhere. As this film demonstrates, she really didn’t want to be.

Here's Raygun doing her thing......4 minutes...


Miami Vice, the movie. Time to have another look......

On its release in 2006, Michael Mann’s Miami Vice seemed primed to quickly fade from cultural memory. A summer blockbuster with the flavour-of-the-month hook that it was based on a popular 80s TV series, the film was at the time coolly received by audiences and critics, in part owing to how wilfully dissimilar it was from the show that inspired it.

Now, 20 years later, there’s a different picture. Critics have since declared Miami Vice “genius” and a “demented masterwork”, while the fervency of the film’s fandom today rivals that of arguably any movie by the Heat and Collateral film-maker Mann.                                                                      https://www.theguardian.com/film/2026/aug/12/michael-mann-miami-vice-reboot-film?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other



Today's video.....Oops....1 minute....




Today's Newfie joke [Newfoundlanders! - the Canadian equivalent to a Polish joke]....
Two Newfies were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man digging a hole, the other filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing.
So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it ... why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?'
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team.
But today the guy who plants the trees called in sick.'

Today's Christmas joke....
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'


The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.


'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
 

The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'


Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.


The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.


St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

The Irishman replied, 'These are Carols.' 

And So The Christmas Season Begins

Today's blond jokes...
  • A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
  • "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
  • She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"
She says, "No, I'm really a blonde."
"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."


  • A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I`ve kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I`ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde."
The Blonde then taped the note to the kid`s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"


  • A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
The blonde was very angry about this. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
The blonde did not know how the salesman had recognized her. This time, she got a haircut and new color, a new outfit and big sunglasses. She then waited a few days before she approached the salesman.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

Today's sexy joke.....
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for
breakfast, wearing only the 'T'shirt that she normally slept in. 
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "you've got to make love to me 
this very moment"
My eyes lit up as I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "what was that about" 
She explained, "The egg timer's broken"


Another sexy joke
A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother,
"Is it true what Rita just told me?"
"What's that?" asks her mother.
"That babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" said her daughter.
"Yes it is dear!" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come
up and that she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
"But then, when I have a baby," responded the teenager, "won't it knock my teeth out?"