Sunday, October 3, 2010

Davids Daily Dose - Sunday October 3rd

Hmmmm.....more rain......




1/  Looking for a Leader
Thomas Friedman on the Tea Party movement and the anger out there, and he correctly says that what we are ALL looking for is a true leader, not another politician. There have been a spate of really rich people trying [and in most cases succeeding] to buy party nominations, but what if one of the billionaires ran on the premise of "I've got enough money, I don't need theirs, and I'm going to look out for YOU!" And meant it......

Good article......

The issues that upset the Tea Kettle movement — debt and bloated government — are actually symptoms of our real problem, not causes. They are symptoms of a country in a state of incremental decline and losing its competitive edge, because our politics has become just another form of sports entertainment, our Congress a forum for legalized bribery and our main lawmaking institutions divided by toxic partisanship to the point of paralysis.
The important Tea Party movement, which stretches from centrist Republicans to independents right through to centrist Democrats, understands this at a gut level and is looking for a leader with three characteristics.












2/  Bob Herbert reminds us again how neither party have any plans to help the middle class, and how both political parties but especially the Republicans are living in a parallel universe.... 

Election Day is approaching, but neither party cares to focus on the nightmare facing millions of Americans who have been laid low by unemployment, home foreclosures, personal bankruptcies, and jobs that offer only part-time work, lousy pay and absolutely no benefits.
In an era of extreme economic inequality (which is another way of saying economic unfairness), Wall Street can be on a roll and corporate profits can streak toward the moon at the same time that ordinary American families are stuck in depressionlike conditions with precious little hope of relief.
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But at least the Democrats are still rooted in the real world. The Republicans, when they aren’t behaving as though they’ve lost their minds completely (see O’Donnell, Angle, Paladino, et al.), are peddling a fantasy that has already damaged the country profoundly. The party’s ludicrous “Pledge to America” promises to reduce federal budget deficits while, among other things, making all of the Bush-era tax cuts permanent and jacking up already insanely high defense costs.
The pledge is as dangerous as it is transparent. Economists have calculated that the tax cuts alone will cost nearly $4 trillion over the next decade.











3/  UK Budget cuts - Guardian UK
In two weeks the Chancellor will announce major spending cuts affecting every part of the British government's expenses, and it will be brutal. This is coming on top of news from Ireland where the Irish have done the same, sparking widespread anger and protests......and Britain will be the same, and the anger will be why do the citizens on the UK have to pay for the excesses and greed of the big banks.....

This story from a British newspaper is most interesting -  read it and substitute US for UK to see what is coming if and when the Republicans take over all of the levers of power, which they will if the President or someone at least doesn't tell the truth, which is taxes have to go up. Period. Start with gasoline. To reduce our debt and get the budget back in balance.
But this isn't going to happen with the tiny pair of cojones our politicians are blessed with......so we just keep piling debt on to our kids and grandchildren.

Given this, the first and simplest question people ask is whether any of this is necessary. The short answer, from pretty much every economically literate person in the world, is yes. In the years building up to the crash, the government had accumulated a structural deficit, in other words a permanent gap, every year, between the money it was raising in tax and the money it was spending. (A word about the distinction between deficit and debt. The best description of a deficit is the one given by Dickens's character Mr Micawber: "Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen and six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery." When your annual income is less than your expenditure, you have an annual deficit. 












4/  Oh lordy - another Christine O'Donnell clip from Bill Maher.....she would have become a Hare Krisna but she liked meatballs.....she'd make a fine Senator, don't you think? 
1 minute....













5/  I love Gail Collins's dry wit.....she is dead on today with a summary of the awful election choices some of our states have.....note she missed Florida.......

But for overall awfulness, I’m going to go with Nevada, where Harry Reid, the Senate majority leader, is in a battle with Republican Sharron Angle in a race in which the voters have made it clear they loathe everybody. Both Reid and Angle have decided the wisest course might be to stay out of sight and just run attack ads, helping to turn this into the Year of the Burrowing Candidate. They did both appear at a forum at a Christian school recently but made sure they were never on stage at the same time.












6/  Unusual one - the Singing Anesthesiologists rendition of "Waking Up Is Hard to Do".....five real doctors from Minnesota....funny.....2 minutes......













7/  China and its currency
Most insightful article about why the Chinese are being so stubborn about revaluing the Renembi - it's because they have a deep fear of causing unemployment in their marginal factories, which in turn would cause protests, riots etc.......in a way this confirms Paul Krugmans Friday article, which is the Chinese government needs to be strongly threatened to get them to do anything.....go Congress go.....
Good analysis.....for you pointy headed ones.....

A sudden change in the value of the Yuan could have the effect of throwing a wrench into the works, potentially setting off a chain reaction of factory closures and layoffs across the interconnected networks that drive China’s export-oriented economy. In the short term, China might be able manipulate legislation, the banking sector, and welfare levers to prop up key industries or regions. But in the long term, it is uncertain if these steps would be enough to preserve social stability or continued loyalty to the Communist Party. 
http://baselinescenario.com/2010/10/01/why-china-is-unwilling-to-revalue-the-yuan/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+BaselineScenario+%28The+Baseline+Scenario%29













8/  News report on how President Obama's home teleprompter malfunctioned and how he coped when Melia asked him a question.....from Onion News....2 minutes













9/  Big Ag - Guardian UK
Like the nice cheap pineapples we get in Publix? We haven't seen this story in the US media. Dole and Del Monte, who supply most of the worlds inventory from their plantations in Costa Rica, have a secret. These Big Ag oligarchs are poisoning their workers, the land and the water with gross overuse of chemicals......hmmmm....so what's the residue left in the fruit from the poisons they use?
What are you really eating when you have a Del Monte pineapple?

• The constant use of agrochemicals has led to contamination of drinking-water supplies to communities around the plantations. One group of villages, bordering plantations that either supply or are owned by Del Monte, has been forced to collect water from tankers for more than three years.
• Repeated chemical accidents have inflicted serious damage on the local environment. In June this year, a fire at a chemical dump used by the multinational trader Dole caused a toxic cocktail to spill into the nearby river. Fish and other wildlife including crocodiles were killed along miles of waterways.











10/  California has reduced possession of an ounce or less of weed to a $100 ticket - no court, no criminal record..... this is in advance of the vote coming next month on full legalisation. Hmmmm.....just imagine Venice Beach.......











11/  Random notes from London

You can open British packages with your fingers....no tough terrorist-resistant plastic......

Oxford Street in Central London on a Saturday from the top of a double decker bus - a sea of bobbing heads, the most crowded street we've ever seen, a nightmare..... 

Police cars, ambulances, fire trucks have LOUD sirens....fingers in the ears loud....and constant.....

Their technology works in daily life - you buy an Oyster card for the bus and tube with a stored money value, and just pass it over a pad when you get on a bus......of course this doesn't resonate in Florida as there is no public transportation to speak of....

Big cities are crowded, but there's an energy in the air......everybody walks, even in the rain......










Todays video - Gunfight commercial











Todays drunk joke


NEVER, EVER, QUESTION A DRUNK...

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

 A half-gallon of 2% milk
 A carton of eggs
 A quart of orange juice
 A head of lettuce
 A 2 lb. can of coffee
 A 1 lb. package of bacon

 As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated
   "You must be single."
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.....

 Curiosity getting the better of me, I said
 -- 'Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?'

 The drunk replied
 -- 'Cause you're ugly'.







Todays excellent philosophical jokes

***I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
***Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
***I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
***Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
***The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
***Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
***If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
***We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
***War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
***Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
***The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
***Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
***To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
***A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
***How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
***Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
***Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them 
fish.
***I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.
***A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
***Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR".
***I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
***I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
***Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
***Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
***Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America ?
***Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
***A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
***You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
***The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
***Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
***A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
***Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
***Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
***I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
***Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
***There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
***I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
***I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
***When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
***You're never too old to learn something stupid.
***To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
***Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
***Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
***A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
***If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
***Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.










Todays Jewish joke


Schwartz, Cohen and Ginsburg were all close friends since childhood.
They decided they wanted to go into business together.

Schwartz says, "OK! I'll invest $100,000."

 Cohen says, "I will go for $200,000".

 Ginsburg says, "All right, I'll put in $1,000."

 Cohen says, "If I'm putting in $200,000, I'll be the President and
 CEO of the corporation. You, Schwartz, for your $100,000, you can be Vice
 President and CFO, and Ginsburg, for your $1,000, you will be our Sexual
 Adviser."

 Puzzled, Ginsburg asks Cohen, "What is a Sexual Adviser?"

 Cohen replies, "When we want your fucking advice, we'll ask for it."

Friday, October 1, 2010

Davids Daily Dose - Friday October 1st

Well it rained all day today in London so I'm using our 12 mbps connection to good use.....







1/  Taking on China
Paul Krugman praises our Congress for doing something right!!! Wow. 
The House passed a bill that allows economic sanctions against China. But of course the oligarchs don't want anything done about China as they are all making too much money from having shipped expensive American jobs over there to be done by cheap Chinese labour......so good on 'ya Congress, you have accidentally done a good thing...... 
Serious people were appalled by Wednesday’s vote in the House of Representatives, where a huge bipartisan majority approved legislation, sponsored by Representative Sander Levin, that would potentially pave the way for sanctions against China over its currency policy. As a substantive matter, the bill was very mild; nonetheless, there were dire warnings of trade war and global economic disruption. Better, said respectable opinion, to pursue quiet diplomacy.
But serious people, who have been wrong about so many things since this crisis began — remember how budget deficits were going to lead to skyrocketing interest rates and soaring inflation? — are wrong on this issue, too. Diplomacy on China’s currency has gone nowhere, and will continue going nowhere unless backed by the threat of retaliation.














2/  Foreclosures and you
Interesting story which may have unintended consequences. GMAC and Chase have suspended foreclosures because they are in legal trouble as they can't prove they have title to the houses they are kicking people out of. 
OK, but think about it - if you are in a house, under water, you have even more incentive to stop paying your mortgage......according to the story you will have 400+ days before foreclosure, and maybe even more if you hire a lawyer and they may possibly never get you out.....hmm...

Evictions are expected to slow sharply, housing analysts said, as state and national law enforcement officials shine a light on questionable foreclosure methods revealed by two of the country’s biggest home lenders in the last two weeks.
Even lenders with no known problems are expected to approach defaulting homeowners more cautiously and look more aggressively for resolutions short of outright eviction.
Despite the turmoil, some economists said the breakdown could ultimately lay the groundwork for a real estate recovery.
Stricken neighborhoods across the country, for example, could benefit. One big factor undermining home sales is fear of a large number of foreclosed homes coming to the market. If the foreclosures are delayed or never happen, housing prices might find a floor.















3/  Saturday Night Live started their new season with a hilarious parody of an interview with Christine O'Donnell and the RNC....all you ever needed to know about masturbation.....very very funny.......

Saturday Night Live started off their season premiere with having a bit of fun at Delaware Republican Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell's expense and her remarks on witchcraft and masturbation.













4/  Religion
Do you appreciate irony? Well here's one for you - atheists, agnostics and Jews do better on religious tests than most Christians..... 
The irony is in the first line of the article....

Americans are by all measures a deeply religious people, but they are also deeply ignorant about religion. Researchers from the independent Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life phoned more than 3,400 Americans and asked them 32 questions aboutthe Bible, Christianity and other world religions, famous religious figures and the constitutional principles governing religion in public life.
On average, people who took the survey answered half the questions incorrectly, and many flubbed even questions about their own faith.
Those who scored the highest were atheists and agnostics, as well as two religious minorities: Jews and Mormons. The results were the same even after the researchers controlled for factors like age and racial differences.



And here's the test - click on the first story.....the test is in a box a few inches down....I got 12 out of 15 which I guess is appropriate......and how did YOU do?













5/  One of my favourite websites, they now have a book out - Mary, another Christmas present! 
Does it get any better than #4? Maybe #5......














6/  Florida Politics - Amendment 4 - Vote YES

First link is to an article in the Atlantic giving the history of the amendment and taking a clear eyed look at the pros and cons.......very fair and balanced....
Why do developers continue to build homes even though there's weak buyer demand and an already bloated inventory? The local governments continue to cooperate with them, providing incentives to allow them to build, and blindly approving land use changes so they can create more excess housing and commercial space. Amendment 4 would allow Florida residents to restrain at least some of that overbuilding. It would require voter approval for land use changes. For examples, if a developer wants to convert a farm to a 50-story condominium, then voters must give the nod.

Second link is about the Koch brothers, our evil oligarchs, giving millions to the "Vote No on 4" campaign so they don't have to comply with any environmental issues. Open the story and look at the eyes on the second brother....looks like a serial killer......
Donors include the Koch Brothers, whose principal aim is to reduce environmental regulation of their polluting industries that generate billions in private profit. The Orlando Sentinel picks up the scent of Koch money in Florida: worth a read here.Libertarian law firm to challenge electioneering law 



http://eyeonmiami.blogspot.com/2010/09/koch-brothers-gunning-for-amendment-4.html













7/  Music Video - Sarah McClachlan with "I Will Remember You"....wonderful song from a dreamy, sultry singer.......excellent....















8/  Florida's Senator in a coma woke up enough to get a campaign contribution from the Koch brothers [them again], sign a letter written by a lobbyist, then back to sleep. What a waste of space Senator Bill Nelson is.....tired, old and corrupt.
Tea party time for old Bill......

He's against cleaning up Florida's water supply as are the ones who paid him, the polluting utilities and Georgia-Pacific [owned by Koch Industries]........

So....I wonder where our chums at the St. Johns Water Management District are on this issue? I'm taking bets ......."10 to 1 on" they are with Senator Scumbag.....
Democratic Sen. Bill Nelson has long portrayed himself as a friend to the ailing St. Johns River. He even made a point to visit portions of the river affected by a mysterious foam that materialized this past summer.
But on Sept. 16, Nelson appeared to side with industry, writing a letter to EPA Administrator Lisa Jackson urging a delay in finalizing the criteria that would affect the lower St. Johns, in order to allow “ample time to fully consider” public comments.














9/  Our crumbling infrastructure
Your trusty correspondent just had a first hand experience with how backward some of the US must seem to visitors from abroad, and not just anyone who has flown into any New York airport. 

We were flying Miami - London on British Airways [using up the miles!] and so decided to take the TriRail service from Pompano Beach to Miami Airport so we didn't have to pay the extortionate parking fees at MIA. The rail service was OK - train was a little late  due to the horrendous rain but everything about the service was basic - clean but shabby. Station unattended, no signage, no help....... 
The 35 mile trip took an hour, and the train arrives a mile away from the airport, so we had to dash for a tiny bus through the rain [no cover] to check in at Terminal F......shabby, grody, and the only restaurant was a Burger King.

Flight was OK, and we arrived in the brand new Terminal 5 at London Heathrow, spotless, shining, marble everywhere.......by the time we cleared Immigration [5 minutes] our luggage was on the conveyor belt.....but wet through because all of the plane's bags were left in the rain in Miami. Oh well.....just Miami......
A four minute walk from Customs to the train station located under the airport, bought the tickets on the way from a young man with a hand held ticket machine, trains every 15 minutes to London's Paddington train station, with Tube and bus connections to anywhere. Train was new, comfortable and clean with TV monitors and WiFi and went about 80 mph! Cool.

I know I forward many articles about how we need to invest in our infrastructure so it was a little humbling to have this first hand experience. They have poured billions into MIA, and yes they do have a couple of new terminals [haven't seen them, but supposed to be nice] but when you leave the shiny new terminal you're at the mercy of.......Miami.......

Even when we build decent projects in the US the politics and corruption ruin it.
Miami again - there is a metrorail system in Miami that was built at huge expense....for all of the poor areas to commute to downtown. It wasn't allowed to connect to the airport OR the seaport, so all of the tens of thousands of cruise passengers flowing in every week have to get on to buses or take one of the horrible Miami taxis. The taxi lobby was allowed to kill the metrorail going anywhere useful back in the late 80's, but where is the vision now to build the last few miles of Metrorail to fix this travesty.

So we had the Miami Airport experience, and then the London one.....night and day folks, night and day.....













10/  Movie Reviews
Interesting little horror movie with a very good review - "Let Me In".....recommended...
 And though it teases out the usual horror movie sensations of dread and anxiety and eyes-averted disgust, this movie also makes a direct and disarming play for affection, eliciting in viewers something akin to the awkward, resilient tenderness that is its subject.



Freakonomics - the movie
I know the abortion loonies hated the book for the theory below, but this movie is only OK.  Four theories from the book by four different directors...
The book was very interesting......movie less so, but still worth Netflixing [is this word now a noun?].

The most problematic episode, Mr. Jarecki’s “It’s Not Always a Wonderful Life,” examines cause and effect when applied to the falling crime rate in the United States during the 1990s. After sorting through possible causes — changes to gun laws, more prisons, an improved economy — it concludes that the legalization of abortion in 1973 is the principal factor, because unwanted babies may not have been born.

As evidence, it points to studies of women who had legal abortions; among them 50 percent were likely to be poor and 60 percent likely to be single mothers. Those are predictors of the likelihood that a child may grow up to commit a crime. But as presented in the film, the theory seems purely speculative













Todays Irish joke



One day an Irishman, who had been stranded
on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a
speck on the horizon.
He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship
."
As the speck got closer and closer, he began 

to rule out even the possibilities of a small boat
or a raft.

Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure
clad
 in a black wet suitPutting aside the scuba 
tanks and mask and zipping down the top of the 
wet suit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!

She walked up to the stunned Irishman and
said to him, "Tell me, how long has it
been since you've had a good cigar?"

"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.

With that, she reached over and unzipped a 

waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet 
suit and pulled out a fresh package of
cigars and a lighter.

He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long
drag. 
"Faith and begorrah," said the castaway,
"that is so good!
 I'd almost forgotten how great 
a smoke can be!"

"And how long has it been since you've had
a drop of good Bushmill's Irish Whiskey?"
asked the blonde.

Trembling, the castaway replied,
"Ten years."

Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right
sleeve, unzipped a pocket there and removed
a flask and handed it to him.
 He opened the flask 
and took a long drink." 'Tis nectar of the gods!"
shouted the Irishman. " 'Tis truly fantastic!!!"

At this point the gorgeous blonde started
to
 slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit,
right down the middle. She looked at
the
 trembling man and asked, "And how long has it
been
 since you played around?"

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his
knees
 and sobbed, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs
in there too?”










Todays Little Old Lady joke

A little old lady was walking down the sidewalk dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.
One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag."

 "Oh, really? Darn!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me."

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?  You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no", said the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the Green Bay Packers football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee through the fence into my flower garden.

So, I stand behind the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing through the fence, I grab it and say, "$20 or off it comes."

"Well, that seems only fair" laughs the cop. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

 "Well, you know, not everybody pays."
 







Todays drunk joke


  After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new     apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there    was a big brass gong and a mallet.  

'What's up with the big brass gong?' one of the guests asked.

'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock,' the drunk replied.  

'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend. 

'Yup,' replied the drunk.

'How's it work?' the friend asked, squinting at it.

'Watch,' the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound
 and stepped back. .

The three stood looking at one another for a moment.......

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, 'You asshole! It's three-fifteen in the morning!