Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Davids Daily Dose - Wednesday October 6th

You need to read #1......very interesting, and will open your eyes........



1/  Fascinating column from Paul Krugman about the corporate influence on our politics, and how billionaires like the Koch brothers and the Coors family are shaping the modern Republican party.....

Arguably, this shouldn’t be surprising. Modern American conservatism is, in large part, a movement shaped by billionaires and their bank accounts, and assured paychecks for the ideologically loyal are an important part of the system. Scientists willing to deny the existence of man-made climate change, economists willing to declare that tax cuts for the rich are essential to growth, strategic thinkers willing to provide rationales for wars of choice, lawyers willing to provide defenses of torture, all can count on support from a network of organizations that may seem independent on the surface but are largely financed by a handful of ultrawealthy families.

But now there's Fox - not only are they an "out in the open" partisan Republican voice, they are now beginning to control the Republican party as well.....

Well, for one thing, Fox News seems to have decided that it no longer needs to maintain even the pretense of being nonpartisan.
Nobody who was paying attention has ever doubted that Fox is, in reality, a part of the Republican political machine; but the network — with its Orwellian slogan, “fair and balanced” — has always denied the obvious. Officially, it still does. But by hiring those G.O.P. candidates, while at the same time makingmillion-dollar contributions to the Republican Governors Association and the rabidly anti-Obama United States Chamber of Commerce, Rupert Murdoch’s News Corporation, which owns Fox, is signaling that it no longer feels the need to make any effort to keep up appearances.
Something else has changed, too: increasingly, Fox News has gone from merely supporting Republican candidates to anointing them. Christine O’Donnell, the upset winner of the G.O.P. Senate primary in Delaware, is often described as the Tea Party candidate, but given the publicity the network gave her, she could equally well be described as the Fox News candidate. Anyway, there’s not much difference: the Tea Party movement owes much of its rise to enthusiastic Fox coverage.
As the Republican political analyst David Frum put it, “Republicans originally thought that Fox worked for us, and now we are discovering we work for Fox” 









2/  Big Ag.
Monsanto is one of the most powerful Big Agriculture oligarchs, so it is especially pleasing to see this story about their present troubles.......but when you read this take note of the genetic modifications to the veggies we are eating it really makes you wonder about what exactly is in GM [genetically modified] foods and how safe they are.....
The article also gives some but not all details about how Monsanto screws the farmers...

The latest blow came last week, when early returns from this year’s harvest showed that Monsanto’s newest product, SmartStax corn, which contains eight inserted genes, was providing yields no higher than the company’s less expensive corn, which contains only three foreign genes.
Monsanto has already been forced to sharply cut prices on SmartStax and on its newest soybean seeds, called Roundup Ready 2 Yield, as sales fell below projections.
But there is more. Sales of Monsanto’s Roundup, the widely used herbicide, has collapsed this year under an onslaught of low-priced generics made in China. Weeds are growing resistant to Roundup, dimming the future of the entire Roundup Ready crop franchise. And the Justice Department is investigating Monsanto for possible antitrust violations.








3/  Ahhhh....Afghanistan - haven't heard much from this shithole lately, but quietly President Karzai and his relatives are making billions from US taxpayers - the most corrupt, disgusting place on the planet....a nation of medieval peasants, pederasts and beaten women......get out now.....let them sink into the pit they came from.....

While the roles played by two of President Karzai’s brothers — Ahmed Wali Karzai, the power broker of Kandahar, and Mahmoud Karzai, a prominent businessman and investor in the troubled Kabul Bank — have been well documented, the extensive web of other family members has not previously been reported. Most of them lived in the United States before going to Afghanistan, leveraging the president’s position to put them at the center of a new oligarchy of powerful Afghan families.
One of President Karzai’s nephews is a top official in the intelligence service, giving him authority over some of Afghanistan’s most sensitive security operations. A brother of the president is an official in the agency that issues licenses required for all Afghan corporations; an uncle is now ambassador to Russia.
At least six Karzai relatives, including one who just ran for Parliament, operate or are linked to contracting businesses that collect millions of dollars annually from the American government.










4/  President Obama 
Quite an insightful story from The Independent UK paper making the case that Obama's presidency is similar to Jimmy Carters'......if you are at all interested in politics read this - it's very interesting.....and depressing, because the problems facing the US are......us......we don't want to hear the truth, we have the attention span of insects, we can't face reality and don't want to hear about any bad news.......so how can an intellectual like Obama [and Carter before him] connect with us?
Recommended for pointy-heads......

This is a rare moment when, seen from abroad, British politics actually looks rather impressive. A hung election produced the first coalition government since the Second World War, which has come up with a serious plan to put the country's finances back in order. Everything may end in tears, after the details are published on 20 October. At least, however, they've tried.
In the US, by contrast, nothing. As the deficit increases, and income disparities continue to grow, name-calling passes for serious debate. The only economic argument is over whether top earners should have their tax rates put back up to where they were before 2001, from 35 per cent to 39 per cent.
Like Carter before him, Obama at least tries to tell the truth – that the road back will be long, and that the US must change its profligate ways, above all in its use of energy. But this White House has yet to come up with a serious deficit-reduction plan. As for the Republicans, their new "Pledge to America" is basically warmed-over Bushery, gushing on about tax cuts, but refusing to be specific about the spending cuts to pay for them. The rise of China and other fast-industrialising countries, and the crash of 2008 might never have happened.









5/  Drunks, and the beer song......a stupid compilation of dumb drunks falling over.....2 minutes.....marginally funny.....









6/  And on the same theme Onion News researches and finds out most Americans get their exercise while drunk.....2 minutes.....funny......









7/  After those two links - Sobering article from the Guardian on how the elections in November will be the most expensive ever....thanks to the totally corrupt Roberts Supreme Court......the oligarchs on the right are buying our Congress.....

With the Democrats facing electoral disaster and Barack Obama battling to save his presidency, the Republicans are resurgent, their campaign chests bursting with money from big corporations whose spending power has been unleashed by a supreme court ruling earlier this year providing anonymity for donors.
The estimated $5bn dwarfs the $1bn spent on the White House race.
Public Citizen, a non-profit organisation that tracks corporate spending on elections and lobbying, said today Republicans had received six times more cash than the Democrats last month, and this could rise to 10 to one this month. Much of the cash had come from Wall Street, banking and the health and pharmaceuticals industry, it said.









8/  Sports - Ryder Cup
The win by Europe over the US in the Ryder Cup this weekend was a huge deal here.....live on TV, lots of commentary on the radio and in the papers, and my cousin called me to make sure I was watching, just to rub it in..... In the end it was a very close match, the US surged back including a miracle Tiger chip for an eagle, but Europe held out for the win.....good golf! 
No it's NOT like watching ocean racing, or paint drying...........

Not since 1991 at Kiawah Island had the Ryder Cup been decided in such breathtaking fashion by the last of 12 singles matches.
A brilliant putt by McDowell on 16 left Mahan needing to win the last two holes for a half that would have denied Europe, but Mahan scuffed his second shot after firing short of the green off the tee on the par-three 17th.










9/  Good story about corporations sitting on piles of cash, and borrowing at next to nothing but not investing it to create jobs....according to the article there's no answer to this.....they use the cash to improve their profits and cut costs.....good for the oligarchs, screw the middle class.....have we heard this before?

The development presents something of a chicken-and-egg situation: Corporations keep saving, waiting for the economy to perk up — but the economy is unlikely to perk up if corporations keep saving.
This situation underscores the limits of Washington policy makers’ power to stimulate the economy. TheFederal Reserve has held official interest rates near zero for almost two years, which allows corporations to sell bonds with only slightly higher returns — even below 1 percent. But most companies are not doing what the easy monetary policy was intended to get them to do: invest and create jobs













10/  Governor Schwartznegger lashes out at the oil companies and the Koch brothers [yup, them again] trying to derail California's green energy bill.....
Good column from Thomas Friedman.....

What has Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger of California incensed is the fact that two Texas oil companies with two refineries each in California are financing a campaign to roll back California’s landmark laws to slow global warming and promote clean energy innovation, because it would require the refiners to install new emission-control tools. At a time when President Obama and Congress have failed to pass a clean energy bill, California’s laws are the best thing we have going to stimulate clean-tech in America. We don’t want them gutted. C’mon in. This is a fight worth having.












11/  Music video - Morgan Page "I'll Fight For You"......
Not a complex or expensive video, but a good catchy song.....cute ladies.....











Todays video - Get out of my Car!











Todays European joke


Heaven is where the police are British,
the chefs Italian,
the mechanics German,
the lovers French,
and it's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the police are German,
the chefs are British,
the mechanics French,
the lovers Swiss,
and it is all organized by the Italians.










Todays teenager jokes

These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)............and they WILL breed.
Q. Name the four seasonsA. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large  pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists 
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election
Q. What are steroids

A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs          
(Shoot yourself now , there is little hope)
Q.. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery              

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death
Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow 
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow                                               (Simple, but brilliant)
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I,O,U..                (wtf!)                                                  
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie
Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A. Nearby
Q. What is the most common form of birth control 
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium            (That would work)
Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.                              (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)
Q. What is a terminal illness

A. When you are sick at the airport.                  
(Irrefutable)
Q. Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature?
A. Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas
Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning
A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.                      (OMG)
Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight   (brilliant)

 Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head











Todays old codger joke

The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child.

The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said , 'This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?'

The old man grinned and said, 'You got to keep the old motor running .

The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their second child. The same nurse was attending the delivery and again went out to congratulate the old gentleman.

She said, 'Sir, you are something else. How do you manage it?'

The old man grinned and said, 'You gotta keep the old motor running..'

A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their third child.
The same nurse was there for this birth also and, after the delivery , she once again approached the old gentleman, smiled, and said, 'Well, you surely are something else! How do you do it?'

The old man replied, 'It's like I've told you before, you gotta keep the old motor running.'

The nurse, still smiling, patted him on the back and said: 'Well, I guess it's time to change the oil. This one's black.'
 


Monday, October 4, 2010





1/  Frank Rich, the best Times columnist, on the challenging premise that Christine O'Donnell is a useful foil for the Republican party to divert attention from the quiet purchase of the Tea Party by the oligarchs.....the Koch brothers should love O'Donnell...

Excellent article for anyone interested in American politics......

But surely the larger motive for his retreat was the dawning recognition of just how valuable O’Donnell is to the G.O.P.’s national aspirations in November — even should she ultimately lose her own race in blue Delaware. Whatever her other talents, she’s more than willing to play the role of useful idiot for her party. She gives populist cover to the billionaires and corporate interests that have been steadily annexing the Tea Party movement and busily plotting to cash in their chips if the G.O.P. prevails.

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/03/opinion/03rich.html?emc=eta1












2/  Two British articles about the President....

The first is the idea that Jon Stewart is now Obama's fiercest critic......a point of view I would have to dispute, but there is certainly some truth to Jon's disillusionment with the President.....

But over the past year Stewart, who was a notable supporter of Obama in the presidential election campaign of 2008, has taken an increasingly strident tone on a wide range of White House policies, from the war in Afghanistan to gay rights and the economy.
Last week Stewart twice took on Obama head-on in brutal attacks during his trademark monologues at the start of the Daily Show. On Wednesday night he lambasted the president and the Democrats for their lack of backbone when it came to standing up to Republicans. "We came, we saw, we sucked," Stewart mockingly quipped.
The outburst created waves and prompted the influential gossip website Gawker to describe the incident under the headline, "The night Jon Stewart turned on President Obama".



The second is a realistic assessment of the core Democratic Party, demoralised and disenchanted with the Administration......fascinating to read this type of analysis from a European perspective.....

Alas, Democrats these days need a lot of firing up. The standard wisdom of this campaign is that the party's biggest problem is a reinvigorated Republican Party, goaded on by ultra-conservative Tea Partiers, that has become the vehicle for the country's anger and frustration. But the real difficulty faced by Messrs Biden and Obama is the mirror image – the disappointment and apathy of the liberal Democratic base, whose enthusiasm swept them to power just 23 months ago.













3/  The financial system
After all of the BS about the Finance bill that ground it's way through the Senate, with giveaways to lobbyists at every turn, what has changed in the system that makes us safer? The answer is .....nada....it's still the same....we, the taxpayers, are still in hock to the banks and financial oligarchs and guaranteeing their bets......they are still laughing, and wait till the bonuses get paid at the end of the year......bigger than last year, I'll bet..... 

As such, Dodd-Frank specifically provides that “in unusual or exigent circumstances,” the Federal Reserve may provide such entities with a financial backstop, including borrowing privileges.
Remember this: Financial backstop is just another term for a taxpayer bailout. And the major banks and brokerage firms are the members of the clearinghouses, so a backstop would essentially be for them.
According to the Bank for International Settlements, the entire derivatives market had a gross credit exposure of $3.5 trillion at the end of 2009. Obviously, even a small fraction of that amount could represent a sizable call on the taxpayers if a clearinghouse hit the skids.
So much for eradicating too-big-to-fail.













4/  Good grief - Justin Bieber has been unmasked as a 51 year old pedophile in disguise.....amazing story with footage of the beast singing Justin's songs....from Onion News....













5/  A British University has estimated the annual loss of the planet's wetlands and tropical rainforests to cost in the order of $5 trillion a year.....a startling number, but no matter how they arrived at this astonishing figure nothing is being done about the degradation of our world....nothing. And no government appears to give a shit......

Oh well.....I'm over 50 [OK OK 60] so it won't matter to me......but where's the anger, the passion in the youngsters about the mess we're leaving them?

The UK Government is championing a new system to identify the financial value of natural resources, and the potential hit to national economies if they are lost. The Economics of Ecosystems and Biodiversity (Teeb) project has begun to calculate the global economic costs of biodiversity loss. Initial results paint a startling picture. The loss of biodiversity through deforestation alone will cost the global economy up to $4.5trn (£2.8trn) each year – $650 for every person on the planet, and just a fraction of the total damage being wrought by overdevelopment, intensive farming and climate change.












6/  A scary story about how Big Pharma has been pushing anti-psychotic drugs like they are aspirin. I am touching wood right now that I don't need to take any medications for anything, but if I did I would be doing some research about any prescription drug I was prescribed. 
This year, with a decent person in charge of the FDA [not an industry hack that we had for the last 8 years] it's coming out that every trial, every test, every sampling the drug companies have used to get their new drugs approved is bullshit. So whatever you're taking, look at it.......cut down your dosage, think about the side effects........protect yourself against the drug companies. They ONLY care about money......

And if you're taking Lipitor, you're nuts. Get off it.....

 Big Pharma got behind them in the 1990s, when they were still seen as treatments for the most serious mental illnesses, like hallucinatoryschizophrenia, and recast them for much broader uses, according to previously confidential industry documents that have been produced in a variety of court cases.
Anointed with names like Abilify and Geodon, the drugs were given to a broad swath of patients, from preschoolers to octogenarians. Today, more than a half-million youths take antipsychotic drugs, and fully one-quarter of nursing-home residents have used them. Yet recent government warnings say the drugs may be fatal to some older patients and have unknown effects on children.











7/  Music Video
Ke$ha with "Take it Off".....red hot music star [hot indeed] with a video that looks like a zombie movie in wasteland Los Angeles....or Vegas.....or Ciudad Juarez.......













8/  Are you pregnant? Know someone who's expecting? Neighbor, relative? 
You may want to read this one about what affects an unborn child.....
If it's true it's quite depressing, as the solution to the poverty trap is better pre-natal care, which lower income mothers don't get and given the mood of the country towards the poor [get a job!] things aren't likely to improve.....
We are so screwed.....the IQ level will keep sinking......

Perhaps the most striking finding is that a stressful uterine environment may be a mechanism that allows poverty to replicate itself generation after generation. Pregnant women in low-income areas tend to be more exposed to anxiety, depression, chemicals and toxins from car exhaust to pesticides, and they’re more likely to drink or smoke and less likely to take vitamin supplements, eat healthy food and get meticulous pre-natal care.
The result is children who start life at a disadvantage — for kids facing stresses before birth appear to have lower educational attainment, lower incomes and worse health throughout their lives. If that’s true, then even early childhood education may be a bit late as a way to break the cycles of poverty.












9/  Vegas baby!!! Yeah!!! Paaaaaaarty.....

Hold the phone....the party's over in Las Vegas.....all levels of gaming action are down, from the high rollers to middle America, and real estate declines are the worst in the country.....

The nation’s gambling capital is staggering under a confluence of economic forces that has sent Las Vegas into what officials describe as its deepest economic rut since casinos first began rising in the desert here in the 1940s.
Even as city leaders remain hopeful that gambling revenues will rebound with the nation’s economy, experts project that it will not be enough to make up for an even deeper realignment that has taken place in the course of this recession: the collapse of the construction industry, which was the other economic pillar of the city and the state.










10/  Random notes from London

We saw our fourth fat person today.....we've been walking London for four days now, passing thousands of people, so the calorifically challenged really stand out........kind of like New York - you rarely see big people in NYC.....

The food here is amazing.....we rented a studio in Ladbroke Grove which is just slightly off the tourist track, so the local restaurants are for Londoners....some of the best ethnic cuisine we've ever had. Yum.....glad we're doing all the walking!

There was a one day strike on the Tube system today causing chaos in Central London, with many more cars than normal and jammed buses. Funny....strikes never happen any more in the US, but are pretty regular in Europe.....











11/  Monty Python - maybe their best sketch of all of them - "The Parrot" - John Cleese and Michael Palin at their funniest......














12/  An HR story about how companies downsize and what happens to the morale of the people left working....having been through what at Royal Caribbean they called a RIF [reduction in force] twice, I can attest to the truths in this article. If your company is laying people off, or you think they might, read this one.....

Unfortunately, managers often lay off more people than necessary, to ensure that they don’t have to repeat the ordeal anytime soon. The remaining workers must work harder, taking on some of the work of their missing colleagues, and productivity rises. (The economy today shows both increasing productivity and increasing corporate profits.)
Those relegated to unemployment can’t directly “poison the atmosphere” in their former workplaces. But they remain friends and neighbors of the employed, and their anger and distress, repeated in thousands of communities, contribute to a poisoning of the atmosphere of the entire nation.












Todays video - Room 808....














Todays golf jokes



Aren't golfers wonderful people?

A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack.

 "Help me dear," she groans to her husband.

The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter and lines up his putt.

His wife raises her head off the green, stares at him and says, "I'm dying here and you're putting?"
 
"Don't worry dear," says the husband calmly, "they found a doctor on the second hole and he's coming to help you.

"Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" she asks feebly.

"No time at all," says her husband. "Everybody's already agreed to let him play through."


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A gushy reporter told Phil Mickelson, "You are spectacular, your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course. What's your secret?"

Mickelson replied, "The holes are numbered."

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A young man and a priest are playing together. At a short par-3 the priest asks, "What are you going to use on this hole, my son?"

The young man says, "An 8-iron, father. How about you?"
 
The priest says, "I'm going to hit a soft seven and pray."
The young man hits his 8-iron and puts the ball on the green.
 
The priest tops his 7-iron and dribbles the ball out a few yards.
The young man says, "I don't know about you, father, but in my church, when we pray, we keep our head down."


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Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 5-iron standing over a lifeless man. 

The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"

 "Yes" says the woman.

"Did you hit him with that golf club?"

 "Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face.

"How many times did you hit him?"

 "I don't know -- five, six, maybe seven times.....just put me down for a five."


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A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and hit his ball into a clump of trees.

He found his ball and saw an opening between two trees he thought he could hit through.

Taking out his 3-wood, he took a mighty swing. The ball hit a tree, bounced back,
hit him in the forehead and killed him.

 As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter asked, "Are you a good golfer?"

The man replied:  "Got here in two, didn't I?" 


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The bride was escorted down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side. 

She said: "What are your golf clubs doing here?"

 He looked her right in the eye and said, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?"
 
 










Todays Schnauzer joke


My neighbor found out that her dog (a  Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both  ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell  the lady that, if she wanted to keep this  from recurring, she  should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in  the dog's ears once a month. 

The lady went to the store and bought  some "Nair" hair remover.  At the register, the pharmacist told  her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant  for a few days."

The lady said, "I'm not using it under my  arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."

The lady replied, "I'm not using it on  my legs either.  If you must know, I'm using it on my  Schnauzer."

The pharmacist says, "Well stay off your bicycle for about a week."
   











Todays motoring joke


Subject: A story with a moral...
Always wear clean underwear, especially when working under your vehicle .... 

From the Daily News comes this story of a 
Leicester couple who drove their car to ASDA, only to have their car break down in the car park.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public parts .... 
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. 
On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by watching...
The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead ..............