Friday, June 5, 2015

Davids Daily Dose - Friday June 5th



1/  We really have no idea how the majority, yes the majority of Americans live.....Paul Krugman with an excellent column on the willful blindness of our governing class to the struggles of everyday people.

I normally include the beginning of every story as a teaser to get you to read it......here I will give you a sentence that will shock you.....

And something that even startled me: 47 percent said that they would not have the resources to meet an unexpected expense of $400 — $400! They would have to sell something or borrow to meet that need, if they could meet it at all.

One of his best columns ever, and it begins.....

America remains, despite the damage inflicted by the Great Recession and its aftermath, a very rich country. But many Americans are economically insecure, with little protection from life’s risks. They frequently experience financial hardship; many don’t expect to be able to retire, and if they do retire have little to live on besides Social Security.
Many readers will, I hope, find nothing surprising in what I just said. But all too many affluent Americans — and, in particular, members of our political elite — seem to have no sense of how the other half lives. Which is why a new study on the financial well-being of U.S. households, conducted by the Federal Reserve, should be required reading inside the Beltway.
Before I get to that study, a few words about the callous obliviousness so prevalent in our political life.

















2/  John Oliver did a piece on FIFA about three months ago which brought some awareness to the corruption at this Agency, but with the arrests of the top management of FIFA he continued last Sunday with a campaign to oust Sepp Blatter the President of the cabal......

This is a classic Comedic news reporting segment, and it's one of his best. He stays in character, lots of zingers and jokes, and gets the point across which is the only way this dipshit will ever go is if the sponsors get him out. 

Update - Olivers story worked - Blatter resigned Tuesday........

It's still worth watching - a funny 16 minutes.....

Screen Shot 2015-06-01 at 10.31.01 AMLast year, John Oliver introduced Americans to the gleefully corrupt world of the Fédération Internationale de Football Association, a.k.a. FIFA, and how they really don’t care about anything other than making boatloads of money. Last week, he was vindicated when the U.S. Department of Justice, a.k.a. the people who care least about soccer, issued a 164-page indictment against the organization and arrested a slew of its top executives. “That’s like finding out that Ke$ha arrested a group of bankers involved in commodities fraud,” he joked.
After explaining the players in the fraud (including FIFA snitch Chuck Blazer, a man who looks like “Bad Santa”, Mr. Jack “Not the Onion” Warner, and Evil FIFA President Sepp Blatter), Oliver listed the extent of FIFA’s corruption and cruelty. Blatter, for instance, is the kind of guy who would make women play World Cup soccer on Astroturf, which bangs up people’s legs something awful: “The last time an athlete’s legs were beaten up that badly in advance of an major competition was when Tonya Harding was unwilling to settle for silver.” But Blatter may be best known for inexplicably granting the 2022 World Cup to Qatar, which has seen nearly 1,200 people die during the construction of its stadium. 
Oliver was hardly surprised that Blatter subsequently won re-election, one day after the massive wave of arrests, due to the weird profit-sharing system of FIFA, in which every country gets the same amount of money regardless of their population. With that, he cheered on America and begged them to arrest Blatter, because that would do more for the American image abroad than anything else. “Imagine if the Dutch suddenly found a reason to extradite Donald Trump,” he explained. 
“The problem is all the arrests in the world are going to change nothing if Blatter’s still there, because to truly kill a snake you must cut off its head—or in this case, its asshole,” the HBO host said.













3/  Dennis Hastert, the former Speaker of the House under "George W" was arrested this week for some interesting charges to do with paying millions to someone who was blackmailing him......

If you thought this story was weird, you're right, but not in the way you might think. Glenn Greenwald with a most interesting take on the prosecution of Hastert, and why it reflects so badly on our "justice" system.....


Featured photo - Denny Hastert is Contemptible, But His Indictment Exemplifies America’s Over-Criminalization Pathology








Bush-era House Speaker Denny Hastert, who was indicted yesterday, is a living, breathing embodiment of everything sleazy and wrong with U.S. politics. That is highlighted not only by his central role in enabling every War on Terror excess, but also by this fact:
Hastert’s ability to make such large cash payments probably came from his career as a K Street lobbyist. He entered Congress in 1987 with a net worth of no more than $270,000 and then exited worth somewhere between $4 million and $17 million, according to congressional disclosure documents.
That common arc is more of an indictment of U.S. political culture than Hastert himself, but he’s certainly been happily and hungrily feeding at the trough. A political system that essentially ensures that every powerful political official becomes extremely rich is one that is inherently corrupt — as we’ve been taught for decades about those Bad Other Countries — and that is the most interesting and most important part of this story.
But Hastert was not indicted for any of that. Nor was he indicted for the alleged, unspecified “past misconduct” against an unnamed person to whom he agreed to pay $3.5 million to keep concealed.
















4/  Contrast this way the justice system treated Hastert with the following story from Matt Taibbi.....on how a young black guy was harassed and arrested by police for BS charges, only to be cleared by video.....watch it yourself, and decide whether he did anything bad to the officers.....

This happens all the time folks.....another great story from Matt Taibbi.......
This police video isn't action-packed. It's not a dramatic institutional killing captured by a bystander, as in the Eric Garner or Walter Scott cases.
But if you want to understand where the pent-up anger toward police in inner-city neighborhoods comes from, scenes like this – showing the lead-up to the arrest of an 18-year-old from East New York named Jaleel Fields – are a big part of the equation.
This video shows "the everyday harassment kids who grow up like Jaleel go through," says Martha Grieco, Fields' attorney. "The cops treat them like garbage from the jump and then lie about it with zero consequences."
The criminal case that resulted from this action is now sealed, so the NYPD is not commenting on it, as noted in Why Baltimore Blew Up, where this incident is mentioned as an example of the reasons behind the widespread discontent toward police. That feature is also being released on RollingStone.com today.
The following account comes from the elevator video and allegations in a civil lawsuit Fields filed in federal court in Brooklyn against the city and the two officers (which resulted in a $50,000 settlement), along with interviews with Fields and Martha Grieco about the case. 
In the lawsuit, Fields accused the city and the two officers of violating his civil rights by falsely arresting and maliciously prosecuting him and using excessive force. A spokesman for the New York City Law Department, which represented the officers in the civil suit, declined to comment on the specifics of the case, saying only, "After reviewing all the evidence, we determined that a settlement was in the best interest of the city." 














5/  Time for a guy video - the best fails of 2014 from TwisterNederland where things, people and creatures get damaged......a lot of the people are, of course, drunk! 

Twelve minutes of pain and expensive accidents......














6/  I had to put this in, just for the title....
"10 Reasons Walmart Is The Worst Company In America".....

Well written, informative and will remind you why you hate the Walton family and never, EVER go to Walmart......

It’s important that people remember just how toxic Walmart’s views on unions are, but it’s also important not to forget all of their other equally problematic corporate policies. For Walmart, unions are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to atrocities. 
To that end, here’s a quick rundown of all the other reasons the company is so awful.

1) Walmart hurts local communities 

Of all of Walmart’s egregious practices overtime, this is the one that’s probably the most well-known. For additional evidence, check out the 2005 documentary, Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Price. Many people are aware that when Walmart comes to town, the company drives out smaller mom-and-pop businesses, but what not everybody realizes is that the presence of Walmart actually does little to bolster the economy of local communities in the long run either. 













7/  One of the funniest four minutes you will ever see and hear......his list of country songs is wonderful, and then he sings "If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you!"

A great Redneck song.....

Aaron Wilburn is a comedian from the south and this reflects in his humor.  In this video he jests about country music songs and then follows up with one of his own, “If My Nose was Running Money.”














8/  This story is an indictment of both our medical system and Big Pharma......

Why French Kids Don't Have ADHD

French children don't need medications to control their behavior

In the United States, at least 9 percent of school-aged children have been diagnosed with ADHD, and are taking pharmaceutical medications. In France, the percentage of kids diagnosed and medicated for ADHD is less than .5 percent. How has the epidemic of ADHD—firmly established in the U.S.—almost completely passed over children in France?
Is ADHD a biological-neurological disorder? Surprisingly, the answer to this question depends on whether you live in France or in the U.S. In the United States, child psychiatrists consider ADHD to be a biological disorder with biological causes. The preferred treatment is also biological—psycho stimulant medications such as Ritalin and Adderall.
French child psychiatrists, on the other hand, view ADHD as a medical condition that has psycho-social and situational causes. Instead of treating children's focusing and behavioral problems with drugs, French doctors prefer to look for the underlying issue that is causing the child distress—not in the child's brain but in the child's social context. They then choose to treat the underlying social context problem with psychotherapy or family counseling. This is a very different way of seeing things from the American tendency to attribute all symptoms to a biological dysfunction such as a chemical imbalance in the child's brain.













9/  Amy Schumer is a funny lady, but she really is out there. Here she is at the UK Glamour awards, giving a speech off the cuff with dirty lady jokes galore.....Mary thought it was disgusting, I didn't think it was that funny [a guy thing?] but the women in the audience thought Schumer was hilarious. 

Five edgy minutes.....

From defending accused serial rapist Bill Cosby to making out with fellow comedian Tina FeyAmy Schumer‘s sketches, live performances and stand-up routines have quickly become enjoyable Internet fodder. So of course we’re not surprised that a YouTube video of her Glamour Awards acceptance speech at the magazine’s annual “Women of the Year” gala is going viral.
Though “viral” might not be the best word choice, considering Schumer’s unscripted tangents about everything from period and puberty jokes, to the inability of the British men in the audience to crack a smile.
















10/  Before you read the next story about the new CBS show "The Briefcase", watch this one minute clip from the wonderful George Carlin......












11/   "The Briefcase" has an evil premise - it pits two poor families against each other, and the audience sees the result of the stress and pain that ensues.....

It's part of the campaign by the oligarchy to humiliate the poor and give the TV masses something to distract them.....

Although it doesn't say this I'll bet a disproportionate amount of the contestants are black or Mexican to give poor whites people to hate.....

America's never-ending war on poor people: Why "The Briefcase" is just the latest assaultA still from "The Briefcase"  (Credit: CBS)

America’s never-ending war on poor people: Why “The Briefcase” is just the latest assault

If you want to get a sense of what Mahatma Gandhi’s famous “poverty is the worst kind of violence” quotation means for the U.S. today, there are two stories from this past week you should read. One is from Jonathan Cohn, the Huffington Post’s ace health care reporter. The other is from Margaret Lyons, Vulture’s insightful television critic. Taken together, these two pieces offer a decent sketch of how America’s economy and its culture work together to relentlessly make poor people feel like shit.
Let’s start with Cohn’s piece, which takes a look at a new study from the U.S. Center for Disease Control and Prevention. The study is based on five years’ worth of results from an in-person survey run by the National Health Interview Survey and, as Cohn writes, it “demonstrates, in vivid terms, something that public health experts have known for a while.” Namely, that the closer you are to being poor, the higher the chances are that you’re suffering from what the public health field calls “serious psychological distress” — something of a catchall term for common forms of mental illness.
The difference isn’t small, either. Nearly 9 percent of people with incomes below the poverty line (around $20,000 for a three-person family) said they suffered from “serious psychological distress.” 

















12/  Remember the earthquake in Haiti? How the country poured money into the Red Cross relief efforts? Even in Mount Dora there was a rally, and lots of money was raised for the Red Cross including some of mine. But did you ever wonder what happened with the funds we all gave to the Haitian people?

If you did, this story will make you sick. And angry......

THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF CAMPECHE sprawls up a steep hillside in Haiti’s capital city, Port-au-Prince. Goats rustle in trash that goes forever uncollected. Children kick a deflated volleyball in a dusty lot below a wall with a hand-painted logo of the American Red Cross.
In late 2011, the Red Cross launched a multimillion-dollar project to transform the desperately poor area, which was hit hard by the earthquake that struck Haiti the year before. The main focus of the project — called LAMIKA, an acronym in Creole for “A Better Life in My Neighborhood” — was building hundreds of permanent homes.
Today, not one home has been built in Campeche. Many residents live in shacks made of rusty sheet metal, without access to drinkable water, electricity or basic sanitation. When it rains, their homes flood and residents bail out mud and water.
The Red Cross received an outpouring of donations after the quake, nearly half a billion dollars.
















13/  We recently watched this HBO Documentary "Southern Rites, and it was excellent......a look at a Southern town and a tragic killing of a young black man. It's complicated, certainly not a knee slapper but if you want to see the reality of our race issues in Dixie America watch this movie....

It's on HBO and HBO-GO for a fee.....

SOUTHERN RITES (May 18) visits Montgomery County, Ga., one year after the town merged its racially segregated proms, and during a historic election campaign that may lead to its first African-American sheriff. Acclaimed photographer Gillian Laub, whose photos first brought the area unwanted notoriety, documents the repercussions when a white town resident is charged with the murder of a young black man. The case divides locals along well-worn racial lines, and the ensuing plea bargain and sentencing uncover complex truths and produce emotional revelations.

Here's the trailer......















14/  We love Mount Dora, but a minor downside is that we have representing us in the Florida Legislature two of the most abysmal politicians out of the whole collection of Floriduh idiots. Our State Rep is Jennifer Sullivan, 23 years old and a Christian/Tea Party legislator whose first bill was [of course] a Bill that makes it more difficult to get an abortion. 

She's bad enough, but our State Senator is Alan Hays, a heartless, stupid, angry old white bigot, the worst of the lot. This is the dickweed that tried to have our local bus service cancelled because he had to wait behind a bus for 30 seconds.

Anyway an excellent column from Lauren Ritchie who explains his latest outrage....
A special session of the Legislature is going on in Tallahassee because state representatives walked out like petulant children on April 28 instead of staying to hammer out a budget.
It is the first time in 23 years the Legislature adjourned without even a preliminary budget that could be negotiated by committee.
such as whether to expand the Medicaid program to get billions in federal funding and how much money should be spent on education. The two chambers are about $1 billion apart on that last one.
And there is Amendment 1, which seems like to get lost in this 20-day free-for-all.
Voters in November approved the ballot initiative that requires 33 percent of the proceeds from an already-existing real-estate tax called documentary stamps to be spent on buying property for land and water conservation and to maintain those properties. The amendment was designed to bolster the Florida Forever program, a popular land-buying initiative that all but disappeared under Gov. Rick Scott's budget cuts.













15/  Rolling Stone looks at what's ahead for summer TV......

True Detective is coming back on HBO, but there are a lot more shows and interestingly enough very few of them are on network TV......you have to do your homework to find decent stuff to watch these days, so here is todays assignment.

Wet Hot TV Summer Preview: From 'True Detective' to Caitlyn Jenner

Everything you need to know about this season's smoking-hot must-see TV shows

caitlyn jenner and colin farrell
(E!; Lacey Terrell/HBO)
Yes, it's our guide to the summer's most hotly awaited cable shows — from the time-is-a-flat-circle return of True Detective to the emancipation of Caitlyn Jenner. Some of this season's contenders are brand new; others are veteran franchises back with a new twist or two. There's the Wachowskis gone spiritual and the dawn of the Walking Dead zombies, spy thrillers and sci-fi fantasies, hip-hop gangstas and powder-wig wizards and blunt talkers and difficult people. And of course, the first day of camp for Wet Hot American Summer, returning at long last. Summer TV is ready when you are.












Todays video - the famous waitress tipping scene from "Reservoir Dogs", the Quentin Tarantino film.......two tense minutes.....













Todays joke for the ladies

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.  When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.  Her natural beauty took his breath away. 

"I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her,  "But in just a few years my father will die and I will inherit £200 million". 

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
 


















Todays classic Jewish jokes

A car hit an elderly Jewish man. 
The Paramedic says, "Are you comfortable? " 
The man says, "I make a good living."


I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.


I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me!


Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.


We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.


My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife calls it the Dead Sea .


My wife and I revisited the hotel where we spent our wedding night.
This time I was the one who stayed in the bathroom and cried.


My Wife was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. 


The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so the Doctor gave him  another six months.


The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your cheque came back."
Mrs. Cohen replied, "So did my Arthritis!"


Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!" 
Patient: "I AM 60!"
Doctor: "See! What did I tell you?"


A Doctor held a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The manasks, "Doc, how do I stand? " 
The Doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"


Patient: "I have a ringing in my ears. " 
Doctor: "Don't answer!"


A drunk was in front of a Judge. The Judge says,
"You've been brought here for drinking. " 
The drunk says, "Okay, let's get started."


Why do Jewish Divorces cost so much? 
They're worth it.


Why do Jewish men die before their wives? 
They want to.


The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that the reason for this is because Won Ton spelled backward is
Not Now.


There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of  when life
begins. 
In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until it 
graduates from Law School.


Q : Why don't Jewish mothers drink?
A : Alcohol interferes with their suffering.


Q : Have you seen the newest Jewish-American-Princess horror movie? 
A : It's called, "Debbie Does Dishes."


Q : Why do Jewish mothers make great Parole Officers?
A : They never let anyone finish a sentence.


A man called his mother in Florida . "Mom, how are you?
"Not too good," said the mother. "I've been very weak. " The son said, “Why are you so weak?" 
She said, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days." 
The son said, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?" 
The mother answered, "Because, I didn't want my mouth to be full in case you should call."


A Jewish man said that when he was growing up, they always had two choices for dinner - Take it or leave it.

A Jewish boy comes  home from school and tells his mother he has a part in the play. 
She asks, "What part is it?" 
The boy says, “I play the part of the Jewish husband.
" The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part."


Q : Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife?
A : Under the vacuum cleaner.

Q : How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
A : (Sigh) "Don't bother. I'll sit in the dark. I don't want to be a nuisance to anybody."
A Jewish mother gives her son a blue shirt and a brown shirt for his birthday. On the next visit, he wears the brown one. The mother says, "What's the matter already? Didn't you like the blue one?"

Q : What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother?
A : Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.


Q : Why are Jewish Men circumcised?
A : Because Jewish women don't like anything that isn't 20% off.




Todays Swedish joke
Sven and Ole worked together in a Nordern Visconsin factory…..and both were 
laid off. So...dey went to the Unemployment Office... togedder.

Asked his occupation, Ole said, "Panty Stitcher.. I sew da elastic onto
da ladies cotton panties."

The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled
labor, she gave Ole $300 a week in unemployment compensation.
Sven, when asked his occupation replied, "Diesel Fitter".

The clerk looked up Diesel Fitter...and it was classified as a skilled
job. So, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week in unemployment compensation.

When Ole found this out, he was furious! He stormed back into the office
to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his benefits.

The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled labor and Diesel
Fitters are skilled labor."

"Vat skill? yelled Ole. "I sew da elastic on da panties.
Sven puts dem over his head and says, "Yah, ------------- DIESEL FITTER".

Monday, June 1, 2015

Davids Daily Dose - Monday June 1st

1/  A crystal clear and insightful major story from the excellent Matt Taibbi in Rolling Stone on why Baltimore blew up......it's a look at the policies of harassment of minorities that started in the 90's, and continue today in every major city in America. Reading this story you get a look, a taste of what it's like to be a black male trying to live in a big city and navigate through the "stop and frisk" police routines that are making their lives tense and edgy.

You absolutely are not getting the truth on why there is so much black anger that is triggered by each killing of an unarmed black man, and the subsequent exoneration of the policemen who kill them. 

A brilliant article.....

When Baltimore exploded in protests a few weeks ago following the unexplained paddy-wagon death of a young African-American man named Freddie Gray, America responded the way it usually does in a race crisis: It changed the subject.
Instead of using the incident to talk about a campaign of hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of illegal searches and arrests across decades of discriminatory policing policies, the debate revolved around whether or not the teenagers who set fire to two West Baltimore CVS stores after Gray's death were "thugs," or merely wrongheaded criminals.
From Eric Garner to Michael Brown to Akai Gurley to Tamir Rice to Walter Scott and now Freddie Gray, there have now been so many police killings of African-American men and boys in the past calendar year or so that it's been easy for both the media and the political mainstream to sell us on the idea that the killings are the whole story.
Fix that little in-custody death problem, we're told, perhaps with the aid of "better training" or body cameras (which Baltimore has already promised to install by the end of the year), and we can comfortably go back to ignoring poverty, race, abuse, all that depressing inner-city stuff. But body cameras won't fix it. You can't put body cameras on a system.
As a visit to post-uprising Baltimore confirms, high-profile police murders are only part of the problem. An equally large issue is the obscene quantity of smaller daily outrages and abuses that regularly go unpunished by a complex network of local criminal-justice bureaucracies, many of which are designed to cover up bad police work and keep all our worst behaviors hidden, even from ourselves.
Go to any predominantly minority neighborhood in any major American city and you'll hear the same stories: decades of being sworn at, thrown against walls, kicked, searched without cause, stripped naked on busy city streets, threatened with visits from child protective services, chased by dogs, and arrested and jailed not merely on false pretenses, but for reasons that often don't even rise to the level of being stupid.















2/  Jon Stewart looks at the clown car collection of Republican Presidential contenders, but there is one name that is making him reconsider retiring....if F#ckface Von Clownstick runs, he might stay!

A very good five minutes.....

Jon Stewart reconsiders retirement: A nomination from "F*ckface von Clownstick" Donald Trump could be a gamechanger(Credit: Comedy Central)
Jon Stewart’s last official day with “The Daily Show” will be Aug. 6, but news of Donald Trump considering running for the Republican nomination is almost too tantalizing for the late-night host to walk away from.
While Stewart has noted a few of the “very colorful characters” in the GOP presidential field before — Rick Santorum, George Pataki, Lindsey Graham — he conceded that, for him, there is only one “F*ckface von Clownstick.”
“The Daily Show” could fire its entire writing team if Trump ran; the jokes would practically write themselves. Earlier this year, Trump explained in a Fox News interview that his plan to destroy ISIS was to “go in very, very hard and very, very strong” — but withheld the specifics.














3/  The political master Frank Rich with his thoughts on the issues of the week.....

Irish same-sex marriage supporters.
Photo: Charles McQuillan/Getty Images
Most weeks, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich speaks with contributor Alex Carp about the biggest stories in politics and culture. This week, the magazine asked him about Ireland's vote on same-sex marriage, the GOP primary circus, and why, exactly, Democratic candidate Martin O'Malley is running for president.
Ireland's vote to approve same-sex marriage redefines that country's relationship to another historically powerful institution: the Catholic church. Does what happened in Ireland hold any implications for the U.S.?
Not directly. Same-sex marriage is well on its way to being a done deal in America. But the fact that the Church has lost its once-tight hold on the Irish populace does have some resonance. That power had been enormous: Homosexuality was not decriminalized in Ireland until 1993, and divorce wasn’t legalized until 1995. The decline in the Church’s civic authority in Ireland is directly attributable to its loss of moral authority owing to scandal, some (though hardly all) of it involving pedophilia. The effect on the Church’s clout was rapid and devastating. Roughly 62 percent of Irish voters approved of same-sex marriage, an unimaginable phenomenon two decades ago.














4/  "Beware of the Doghouse" is the title of this hilarious four minute skit on how husbands get in trouble, and what happens to them! Men - watch this and make sure you think before you buy the wrong present for the wife or girlfriend. 

Ladies - please, please don't watch this.....please.....Mary.....switch it off....Mary....

Doghouse
JCPenney had some success last year with its Beware of the Doghouse holiday campaign. Yes, the Web site got millions of views. But I knew it had broken through when my father-in-law sent me the link, along with the message, "Too FUNNY!!!" 















5/  Nearing retirement?This is what you're facing.....a right wing cabal that wants you to retire with nothing, old and broke.....

An excellent story of how the oligarchs are raiding your future....

This is quite a well written story, and you can tell the author is pissed off.....and so should you be.....

America will die old and broke: The systematic right-wing plot to ransack the middle-class nest egg


America will die old and broke: The systematic right-wing plot to ransack the middle-class nest eggScott Walker, David Koch, Chris Christie  (Credit: AP/Reuters/Mark Humphrey/Brendan Mcdermid/Rich Schultz/Photo montage by Salon)
Through a quirk in state term limits combined with a terrible midterm election, the Nevada legislature has been taken over by amateurs and extremists. The legislature is now debating whether to dismantle the Nevada public employee pension system (PERS), a system that has gotten consistently high marks for transparency, responsibility and stewardship.
This attack on retirement benefits follows a very familiar pattern of fabricating data to destroy retirements that work and that people really like. It’s the same nonsense and lies used to destroy private pensions two decades ago, but this time it’s being done as part of a partisan wet dream of “limited government.” It’s a strategy as American as fast food and crumbling infrastructure.
This latest skirmish in the retirement wars perpetuates the biggest lie ever foisted on America—that we cannot afford retirement benefits.
Private pensions have indeed been systematically destroyed in recent decades, and replaced by “defined contribution” 401k plans. The conventional wisdom is that pensions are “too expensive,” but this is the heart of the lie. A great many private pensions were once over-funded, but a change in law allowed companies to “invest” the “excess” funding in other parts of their business. Once businessmen could legally raid the pension fund, the idea of private pensions was over. Many books have been written about the great pension theft. I recommend, for one, reading “Retirement Heist: How Companies Plunder and Profit from the Nest Eggs of American Workers.“ Spoiler alert: you will feel rage.















6/  I am sure you don't watch "19 Kids and Counting" about the Duggars, because I'm pretty sure DDD readers aren't crazy Christians, so this is a Funny or Die version of the Duggars explaining why their son sexually molested some of their daughters....an amusing three minutes....

So far, Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar have only released a short statement explaining why they waited so long to report their son Josh Duggar’s admitted molestation incidents. But now, thanks to Funny or Die, we have a video message from the 19 Kids and Counting parents themselves. 
“With more kids than an NBA team we were bound to have one troubled kid,” Jim Bob admits in the video.
“When we were first told about Josh’s mistakes, we did the right thing and we ignored the girl who came forward,” Michelle says. “Girls lie all the time, it’s what they do,” her husband adds.
In the end, Jim Bob says, “We’ve been dealing with this situation the best way that we know how,” before his wife cuts him off: “Which means – that’s right, we’re expecting!”















7/  Here we are in the richest country on earth, and our wonderful medical system discharged an elderly cancer patient to his home, where he had no food, no family. Nothing. He called 911 and asked them to bring him something to eat, which the 911 operator did - personally.

USA! USA! Two disgusting minutes of how we treat our old and sick people, from CBS News, and it's about as sad as you can get for a country......

FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. (WTVD) -- An elderly cancer patient made a desperate 911 call... because he was starving.

When Clarence Blackmon, who weighed 115 pounds, finally returned home he was hungry and opened an empty refrigerator. 

So, he called 911, CNN affiliate WTVD reports.

“I can’t do anything,” he told 911 operator Marilyn Hinson. “I can’t go anywhere. I can’t get out of my chair.”

Hinson told Blackmon they would bring him some groceries.

“He was hungry. I’ve been hungry. A lot of people can’t say that, but I can, and I can’t stand for anyone to be hungry,” Hinson told WTVD.

Blackmon asked for cabbage, cans of beans and beets, popcorn, tomato juice and soft drinks.

Hinson went to the store herself and with the help of local police officers delivered them right to Blackmon’s door. She even made him some sandwiches.
















8/  You have to go to Al Jazeera America to get any mention of climate change linked to the Texas storms, because our corporate media refuses to make the connection. By the way, just to be clear climate change didn't cause the storms, but the changes to the climate make the storms more extreme....

Our weather is going to get more and more interesting.....

The storms that slammed into Texas and Oklahoma over Memorial Day weekend may signal the beginning of an El Niño year, but their unusual ferocity could be due to climate change, scientists said Wednesday.
Torrential rains and tornadoes killed at least 17 people in the Southwest, with the death toll expected to rise as authorities in Texas continue to search for about a dozen missing people. In Houston, the nation’s fourth-largest city, record flooding damaged an estimated 4,000 structures, including homes and businesses, and led to about 1,000 calls for help, according to city officials.
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott on Monday expanded a state of emergency, which was declared earlier in the month because of severe weather, to at least 40 counties. President Barack Obama responded by assuring Abbott that the federal government would assist in the state’s recovery.
Some of the worst-hit areas of the Southwest have received more than 18 inches of rain since the beginning of May — six times as much as the area typically receives in the month















9/ An in-depth story about the Colorado river and how it has been a vital lifeline for the Western US. It's a long article with historical perspective on how the Colorado water flow has been fought over, litigated and wasted over the years.....

A thoughtful and fascinating article....


Lake Mead, which forms the border between Nevada and Arizona, thirty miles from Las Vegas. The lake is fed by the Colorado and was last full in 1998. Since then, its volume has fallen by some sixty per cent, and the water level has dropped more than a hundred feet.Lake Mead, which forms the border between Nevada and Arizona, thirty miles from Las Vegas. The lake is fed by the Colorado and was last full in 1998. Since then, its volume has fallen by some sixty per cent, and the water level has dropped more than a hundred feet.CREDITPHOTOGRAPH BY BRIAN L. FRANK

Our pilot, David Kunkel, asked me to retrieve his oxygen bottle from under my seat, and when I handed it to him he gripped the plastic breathing tube with his teeth and opened the valve. We had taken off from Boulder that morning, and were flying over Rocky Mountain National Park, about thirty miles to the northwest. We were in a Maule M-7, a single-engine “backcountry” plane, and Kunkel was navigating with the help of an iPad Mini, which was resting on his legs. “People don’t usually think altitude is affecting them,” he said. “But if you ask them to count backward from a hundred by sevens they have trouble.” What struck me at that moment was not how high we were but how low: a little earlier, we had flown within what seemed like hailing distance of the sheer east face of Longs Peak, and now, as Kunkel banked steeply to the right to give a better view of a stream at the bottom of a narrow valley, his wingtip appeared to pass just feet from the jagged declivity beneath. Snow had fallen in the mountains during the night, and I half expected it to swirl up in the plane’s wake














10/  Jon Stewart with a funny and medically accurate look at the news hype, and why it might not be hype after all......

A good three minutes, with a zinger at the end.....

ast night on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart takes time to discuss pollen and seasonal allergies, poking fun at the media for its seemingly alarmist coverage of pollen in recent years. Major news networks were calling this spring a “pollen tsunami,” whereas last year, they chose to call it a “pollen vortex.”
Every year for the last 10 years, news outlets have said it’s “the worst allergy season on record.” Stewart asks, “How can every year be the worst? What is it, the Knicks,” mocking the team’s abysmal record. Stewart then launches into a rant on bad media coverage, only to be interrupted by Mike Tringale of the Asthma and Allergy Foundation of America, who explains that the media isn’t actually overhyping the issue—allergies really are getting worse every year and climate change is to blame.















11/  A few lone TV stations are trying to wake up the public to what is being done to them....this segment is from an Atlanta station about how Georgia legislators are being manipulated and [close to] bribed by ALEC, the right wing group affiliated with the Koch Brothers who write bills that screw us all.....

Quite a professional job by this local station.....

"Corporate bill mill" ALEC's corrupt activities exposed in investigative segment(Credit: Facebook/Center for Media and Democracy)
The American Legislative Exchange Council, the Koch-backed, anti-environment, “free-market” lobbying group, was recently the subject of a fantastic investigative piece from Atlanta television station WXIA-TV, revealing the resort conference rooms where legislators, lobbyists and corporations all have equal input into what becomes a state law.
“It’s really a corporate bill mill,” said state Sen. Nan Orrock (D) of the organization of which she was once a member. “They’re cranking out legislation, putting them in the hands of legislators who go back and file it.”














12/  Not often a video gets to me, but I was reaching for a hankie at the end of this one......about 90 seconds, and very good indeed.....

No clues....just watch it.....














13/  Giorgio Moroder with a music video "Deja Vu" featuring the singer Sia.....again almost a mini-film with surreal images and ghostly women flitting about.....very well directed.....

By  James Rettig @jmret / May 5, 2015 - 8:25 am
Giorgio Moroder’s catchy-as-hell new Sia collaboration “Déjà Vu” now has some video accompaniment. It features ominous Groundhog Day-style repetition, where a man keeps traveling to a hotel to deliver flowers to someone and things keep getting worse and worse. The whole thing ends with him being chased out by a horde of Sia lookalikes (though, of course, no appearance from the pop singer herself). Moroder cameos a few times — he’s a limousine driver, a DJ, and a janitor and various points in the video. Watch below.










14/  This was sent by one of our alert readers - it's a combination root cellar, bomb shelter, safe room and tornado basement.....of course because it's European they don't mention the last three functions.....

OK OK it's a root cellar!

The Groundfridge prefab root cellar is ideal for hip homesteaders, backyard farmers and design-savvy preppers. (Renderings/photos: Weltevree)
Back in the pre-Frigidaire, pre-supermarket era when the word “cellar” was mostly associated with tubers, not table wine, and when hoarding comestibles didn’t necessarily have anything to do with the impending zombie apocalypse, most homes were equipped with larders, cold closets and other designated low-temperature areas in which to store food.
 
Passively cooled root cellars — mostly associated with potatoes and turnips but also used to store other fruits, vegetables and leafy greens, preserved/canned goods and grandpa’s homemade hooch — were standard features in many homes, particularly homes in rural areas where homeowners produced all of their own food. Often a totally separate space from a home’s main cellar, these low-temperature, high-humidity (to stave off shriveling) underground lairs could be found bursting with crops during harvest season; their shelves neatly organized and arranged, everything properly labeled, for easy access during the long winter ahead.












15/  Carl Hiaasen with an excellent story on our former Governor Jeb Bush and his deceptive run for President.....not officially declaring means he can raise lots of cash......just legal, but definitely not ethical.

You look back at the Governor Jeb years with a certain amount of fondness.....yes he was crooked, but nothing whatever like the pond slime in the Governors mansion now....

The following words were actually spoken last week by Jeb Bush’s non-campaign spokesperson: “Governor Bush is actively exploring a run. He has not made a final decision.”
Every grownup in America knows this is a lie.
The voters know Jeb has already decided to run for the White House in 2016. Campaign donors know he’s running. And the entire busload of other Republican presidential candidates knows he’s running.
Two campaign-finance watchdog organizations, the Campaign Legal Center and Democracy 21, want the U.S. Justice Department to investigate the “charade” of Bush’s non-campaign. They say it’s merely a weasel move that allows him to rake in unlimited, and mostly unregulated, donations.
That’s absolutely true. It’s an epic weasel move, though probably legal.
By pretending he hasn’t made up his mind, Jeb can personally go out and raise many millions of dollars for his super political action committee, loftily named “Right to Rise.” 
The funds taken will eventually be used for his TV and digital advertising, once the fake non-campaign becomes an acknowledged one.













Todays video - These are funny - "Honest Trailers", this one is for Star Trek.......if you like sarcasm, this is for you.....











Todays Irish Jokes

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink
is driving home from the city one night and,
of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulls him over.
"So," says the cop to the driver,
where have ya been?"
" Why, I've been to the pub of course,"
slurs the drunk.
" Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite 
a few to drink this evening." 

"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile. 

"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and
folding his arms across his chest,
"that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk.
"For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
> ***************************************************** 
 
 

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. 

"Brenda, may I come in?" he asks.
"I've somethin' to tell ya".
"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim.
But where's my husband?"
"That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda."
There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..."
"Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."
"I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus
is dead and gone. I'm sorry.
Finally, she looked up at Tim.
"How did it happen, Tim?" 

"It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat
of Guinness Stout and drowned."
"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me truth, Tim.
Did he at least go quickly?"
"Well, Brenda... no. In fact,
he got out three times to pee."

 ************************************
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after
his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news.
My husband passed away last night."
The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible.
Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
She says, "That he did, Father."
The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary? "
She says, He said,  'Please Mary, put down that damn gun...'

 ***********************************

 AND
 THE BEST FOR LAST

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church,
enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.
 
The Priest coughs a few times to get his
attention but the drunk continues to sit there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall.
The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin,
there's no paper on this side either!" 




Another Irish joke

Two Irish nuns were sitting at a traffic light in their car in Dublin when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.
"Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.

The Mother Superior turns to Sister Margaret, "I don't think they know who we are. Show them your cross."

So Sister Mary Margaret rolls down her window and shouts, "Screw off ye little Fookin wankers before I come over there and rip yer nuts off!"

Sister Mary Margaret looks back at the Mother Superior and asks, "Was that cross enough?!"




Todays blonde joke

A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher of 16 year olds. 
  
She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all   the other kids are running around having fun kicking a ball. 
  
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. 
  
'You ok?' she says. 
  
'Yes.' he says. 
  
'You can go and play with the other kids you know' she says. 
  
'It's best I stay here.' he says. 
  
'Why's that sweetie?' says the blonde. 
  
The boy looks at her incredulously and says, 
  
"Because I'm the Goalie !"