Friday, June 9, 2017

Davids Daily Dose - Friday June 9th



1/  The longer the Trump regime stays, the more this author's premise is becoming true.

We Have a Real Problem: Conservatives Are Destroying America

The first step is admitting there's something wrong. The second is correctly identifying the problem. 
We are long overdue to take that second step.
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There are two ways to view the "carnage" occurring in America right now. The first requires a stunning amount of willful blindness to the cause of this carnage. The second requires an almost effortless amount of will to say it out loud: Conservatives are destroying America. 
The American right is cheering everything from Trump's attempted Muslimban that violates the Constitution they claim to revere to the ongoing repeal of Obamacare that will strip healthcare from millions of those same cheering conservatives. They're giggling like demented schoolchildren that Trump pulled out of the Paris Agreement and that a journalist was physically assaulted because it's making libtards hopping mad. Yet, we're still told to believe that everyone is to blame.










2/  Stephen Colbert with an amusing opener where he looks at Trump's privatization scheme....five good minutes....
Stephen Colbert, the host of CBS’s “Late Show,” returned from a week-long hiatus Monday just in time for the White House’s “infrastructure week” — a seven day period dedicated to President Trump’s bold plan to overhaul the country’s transportation system.
“The White House announced today that they are kicking off infrastructure week,” Colbert informed his audience Monday. “It’s like shark week, except American infrastructure might actually kill you.”
To commence the week, the White House held a ceremony where Trump revealed plans to turn air traffic control into a nonprofit corporation.
“To be fair, any company Trump runs eventually is a nonprofit,” Colbert quipped. “But if they’re gonna be a nonprofit, our air traffic control is going to have to do some fundraising to make ends meet, and I’m here to help.”
Colbert then looked into the camera to lampoon a “for just 10 cents a day” commercial.










3/  If you read #1, this will also resonate because it's clear that Republicans assume if it pisses off the left, it's a good move....

Climate change as culture war: Trump’s Paris 

pullout is a giant middle finger to the left 

As Paris makes clear, right-wing attitudes on climate change are largely driven by hatred of tree-hugging liberals


Climate change as culture war: Trump's Paris pullout is a giant middle finger to the left(Credit: Getty/Leolintang)
When President Donald Trump announced on Thursday, with great fanfare, that he is pulling the United States out of the Paris climate agreement, it was a stunning illustration not just of Trump’s own ignorance and pettiness, but also of the widespread nastiness in the conservative movement about this issue. For American conservatives, climate change is not fundamentally understood as an environmental, economic or moral issue. Instead, it has become a symbolic front in the culture war that has metastasized in the past couple of decades, touching on every aspect of life, from how we eat to the kind of cars we drive.
“Tribalism has also entirely subsumed the US conservative movement,” David Roberts at Vox wrote on Friday. “The intellectual core has all but rotted; what remains are older, rural and suburban white men and their wives, angry that their tribe is being demoted from its hegemonic position.”










4/  Samantha Bee on Jeff Sessions's War on Drugs....a very amusing six minutes.....
As all of America prepared for James Comey’s testimony Thursday before the Senate intelligence committee, “Full Frontal” host Samantha Bee pivoted and dedicated most of her show Wednesday to the war on drugs the Trump White House is reviving.
“While the legislative branch’s baby proofing is holding up, the executive side still offers Donald Trump unfettered access to all the matches, oily rags and flammable chemicals he needs to burn down society. His latest co-arsonist? Apple-cheeked hate-goblin Jefferson Beauregard Sessions,” Bee said to start her monologue.
The late-night comedian then told an appropriate phallic joke that perfectly encapsulates the problem with mandatory minimums:











5/  Aaaaargh.....you almost feel sorry for her.....












6/  Paul Krugman on how facts are now irrelevant to Republicans......scary column....


Donald Trump just took us out of the Paris climate accord for no good reason. I don’t mean that his decision was wrong. I mean, literally, that he didn’t offer any substantive justification for that decision. Oh, he threw around a few numbers about supposed job losses, but nobody believes that he knows or cares where those numbers came from. It was just what he felt like doing.
And here’s the thing: What just happened on climate isn’t an unusual case — and Trump isn’t especially unusual for a modern Republican. For today’s G.O.P. doesn’t do substance; it doesn’t assemble evidence, or do analysis to formulate or even to justify its policy positions. Facts and hard thinking aren’t wanted, and anyone who tries to bring such things into the discussion is the enemy.










7/  Sam Bee on Fox and Friends sending messages to Trump.....listen closely, she gets some real barbs in .....

Samantha Bee is not impressed by Donald’s Trump‘s fight with Sadiq Khan, and she’s also not happy with Fox & Friends for acting as the president’s echo chamber regarding Muslims and terrorism.
The Full Frontal host began her Wednesday night show by looking at how Trump decided to spar with the London mayor while Britain is still dealing with the aftermath of the attack on the capital this past weekend. Bee was particularly incensed by how Trump took Khan’s words out of context when the mayor advised citizens not to give in to fear and weaken the British peoples’ resolve.
“What is wrong with you?” Bee asked the president. “Are you just fulfilling your annual Ramadan tradition of hurling insults at grief-stricken Muslims named Khan?
Bee eventually threw Fox & Friends into the mix when she slammed the show for parroting (and inspiring) Trump’s talking points about how surveilling mosques and instituting a travel ban are indisputable necessities.










8/  It just gets worse and worse and worse....










9/  Fascinating and insightful story from the Times, about Trump's drive for simple solutions in a complex world...

Very good indeed....by Masha Gessen in the Times....


Can an autocrat be ridiculous? Can a democracy be destroyed by someone who has only the barest idea of what the word “democracy” means? Can pure incompetence plunge the world into a catastrophic war? We don’t like to think so.
We imagine the villains of history as cunning strategists, brilliant masterminds of horror. This happens because we learn about them from history books, which weave narratives that retrospectively imbue events with logic, making them seem predetermined. Historians and their readers bring an unavoidable perception bias to the story: If a historical event caused shocking destruction, then the person behind this event must have been a correspondingly giant monster.









Two stories on our medical systems to give you some background to our present crisis.........

10/  The first is on how specialists are strangling primary care doctors......




Republicans are trying to cut health care spending. But hacking away at Medicaid, weakening coverage requirements and replacing Obamacare’s subsidies with a convoluted tax credit will not deal with the real crisis in American health care.
The Affordable Care Act was misnamed; it should have been called the Access to Unaffordable Care Act. In 2015 health care spending reached $3.2 trillion — $10,000 for every man, woman and child in America. While our health care system is the most expensive in the world by far, on many measures of performance it ranked last out of 11 developed countries, according to a 2014 Commonwealth Fund Report.
But deregulation will not fix it. To the extent that we can call it a market at all, health care is not self-correcting. Instead, it is a colossal network of unaccountable profit centers, the pricing of which has been controlled by medical specialists since the mid-20th century. Neither Republicans nor Democrats have been willing to address this.
Most Americans mistakenly believe that they must see specialists for almost every medical problem. What people don’t know is that specialists essentially determine the services that are covered by insurance, and the prices that may be charged for them.







11/  The second is how the super rich are getting their health care....



SAN FRANCISCO — When John Battelle’s teenage son broke his leg at a suburban soccer game, naturally the first call his parents made was to 911. The second was to Dr. Jordan Shlain, the concierge doctor here who treats Mr. Battelle and his family.
“They’re taking him to a local hospital,” Mr. Battelle’s wife, Michelle, told Dr. Shlain as the boy rode in an ambulance to a nearby emergency room in Marin County. “No, they’re not,” Dr. Shlain instructed them. “You don’t want that leg set by an E.R. doc at a local medical center. You want it set by the head of orthopedics at a hospital in the city.”
Within minutes, the ambulance was on the Golden Gate Bridge, bound for California Pacific Medical Center, one of San Francisco’s top hospitals. Dr. Shlain was there to meet them when they arrived, and the boy was seen almost immediately by an orthopedist with decades of experience.
For Mr. Battelle, a veteran media entrepreneur, the experience convinced him that the annual fee he pays to have Dr. Shlain on call is worth it, despite his guilt over what he admits is very special treatment.









12/  The recent rains have produced chaos in South Florida - here is a report from the Miami Herald......the subdivision in the video is in Weston......built 30 years ago on a drained wetland....

Sawgrass Mills Mall, one of the largest in the country was closed with a foot of water inside the Mall....

Rainfall totals in several areas broke records Tuesday and Wednesday. Fort Lauderdale broke a 1926 record of just under 2 inches of rain with 4.78 inches of rainfall Tuesday, and West Palm Beach sailed past a 3-inch record set in 1904 with 4.18 inches of rainfall. Miami nearly tied its prior record for rainfall Tuesday, coming in shy of the 2.16 inch record set in 1964.
Two-day rainfall totals for the region were more than 12 inches in parts of Broward — with 11 inches in Weston, more than 10 inches in Davie and Sunrise and over 9 inches in Hollywood and Plantation. Northern areas of Miami-Dade got more than 7.5 inches of rain in that period, according to the weather service.











Todays video - a collection of worldwide fails from TwisterNederland......injuries, mayhem, drunks and machines toasted......some hospital visits in this one......










Todays comic insults


Alfred Hitchcock responding to actress Mary Anderson who asked him “What is my best side,” while filming “Lifeboat.”
“You’re sitting on it, my dear.”

Bette Midler on Princess Anne:
“She loves nature, in spite of what it did to her.”

Elizabeth Taylor:
“Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.”

Frank Sinatra on Robert Redford:
“Well at least he has found his true love – what a pity he can’t marry himself.”

Mahatma Gandhi asked by a reporter in a crowd “What do you think of Western civilization?”
“I think it would be a good idea.”

Pierre Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada, responding to hearing that President Richard Nixon had called him an “asshole.”
“I’ve been called worse things by better people”

Pope John XXIII, when asked “How many people work at the Vatican,” by a journalist:
“About half.”

Valentino Liberace to a critic:
“Thank you for your very amusing review. After reading it I laughed all the way to the bank.”

Winston Churchill and Bessie Braddock:
Bessie Braddock: “Winston, you are drunk, and what’s more you are disgustingly drunk.”
Winston Churchill: “Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what’s more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober.”

Frank Zappa and TV talk show host Joe Pyne, a decorated WWII hero who lost one of his legs in combat:
Joe Pyne: “So I guess your long hair makes you a woman.”
Frank Zappa: “So I guess your wooden leg makes you a table.”


BONUS INSULT:

Winston Churchill and Lady Nancy Astor:
Lady Nancy Astor: “Winston, if you were my husband, I’d put poison in your coffee.”
Winston Churchill: “Nancy, if you were my wife, I’d drink it.”








Todays mailman joke
One Monday morning the mailman was driving through the neighborhood on his usual route, delivering the mail.  As he approached one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway.

His wonder was cut short by David, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer, wine, and spirit bottles for the recycling bin.


“'WOW, David, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night,” the mailman commented.

David, in obvious pain, replied, 'Actually we had it Saturday night.  This is the first time I have felt like moving since 4:00 o'clock Sunday morning.  We had about 15 couples from the neighborhood over for a party and it got a bit wild.  We all got so drunk that around midnight we started playing WHO AM I?'

The Mailman thought for a moment and said, 'How do you play WHO AM I?'

'Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and come out one at a time covered with a sheet with only the 'family jewels' showing through a hole in the sheet.  Then the women try to guess who it is.'

The mailman laughed and said, 'Sounds like fun, I'm sorry I missed it.'

'Probably a good thing you did,' David responded, 'your name came up seven times.'

Monday, June 5, 2017

Davids Daily Dose - Monday June 5th






1/  The wonderful Frank Rich telling us to get ready for the "Comey Show" this week....

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It’s time. Photo: Win McNamee/Getty Images
Most weeks, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich speaks with contributor Alex Carp about the biggest stories in politics and culture. Today: Comey gets ready to testify before the Senate, Trump pulls out of Paris, and Sean Hannity finds a substitute host.
Former FBI director James Comey is scheduled to testify before a public Senate hearing next week, where he will reportedly speak about President Trump’s attempts to end the Russia investigation. How damning do you expect his testimony to be?Donald Trump may be ignorant about virtually every topic that reaches the desk of an American president, but there is one area of expertise where even his foes concede his mastery: show business. It’s a measure of how fast even that skill set is eroding under pressure that he doesn’t recognize he’s now starring in a gripping espionage thriller he cannot control. Comey’s testimony, besides being quite damning, will step up the narrative pace. He is a seasoned, unflappable performer before Congressional panels. He has a story to tell featuring Russian spymasters and moles, not to mention possible obstruction of justice in the Oval Office. Americans love the Bourne movies. They love House of Cards. They love 007.








2/  John Oliver with a reminder our media needs to reinforce the idea that acts of terrorism makes everyone frightened......which is exactly what our gub'mint wants you to be because people who are scared are much easier to manipulate, and unfortunately Americans are really a frightened people....

So good for you Mr. Oliver! Tell the Trumps and the media how Brits really feel about the terror attacks....two very good minutes....

John Oliver during a May taping of HBO's "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver." (Eric Liebowitz/HBO)
John Oliver

John Oliver was not a fan of the American media’s use of strange verbiage during their coverage of the terror attack in London on Saturday night.
During Sunday night’s episode of “Last Week Tonight”, the British comedian showed a supercut of CNN and Fox News repeatedly saying that Britain was “reeling” and “under siege” after the attack. In an effort to clarify how Brits are feeling, Oliver stressed that “in no way is Britain ‘under siege.’” 
“Is it upset? Yes. Is it pissed off? Oh, you fxxking bet it’s pissed off,” he said. “But to say it’s ‘under siege’ and that its people are ‘reeling’ is to imply that it’s somehow weak enough to be brought to its knees by three monumental assholes. And that, as an idea, is insulting.”










3/  I am becoming a fan of Andrew Sullivan.....he really goes under the surface of stories.......this week he looks at 1/ can the West's alliances survive Trump....2/ why Theresa May is imploding and 3/ political correctness extremism on college campuses...

Longish, but very good....
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For some reason Merkel doesn’t trust America’s leader. Photo: Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images
The gnawingly persistent question in the Trump years so far is a relatively simple one: Is this reparable? By which I mean: Can Trump’s admixture of malevolence, corruption, and incompetence be survived without permanent damage? Is this a minor heart attack from which this democracy and the world can soon recover … or is it a major one whose consequences are, in some respects, permanent?
The truth is: We don’t yet know (although Trump’s withdrawal from the Paris climate accord is beyond depressing). Can we at some point reconstruct a common set of facts after such a shameless torrent of lies and fantasies from the very top? Can some minimal level of decency and dignity be returned to the White House and to our public discourse?









4/  And speaking of Theresa May, here is a one minute ad from the UK....titled Tory [Conservative] Britain 2030......wow....










5/  A scene from the NATO Summit.....every other head of state walked....Trump went in a golf cart....









6/  Bill Maher with a "New Rules" telling the Democrats to stop being losers.....amen to that.....about five minutes.....

Maher began his final New Rules commentary this week by talking about the “bodyslamming” GOP Senate candidate, Gregg Gianforte winning by seven points. Gianforte’s violence wasn’t really what Maher was commenting on, it was the fact that despite this, it was another GOP win. Maher reminded Democrats about their recent track record in elections. The hundreds of seats lost, only 16 governorships and no control of any chamber of any state legislature in the South.
Some might comment on the amount of early voting in Montana to retort Maher or that they only won by seven points when Trump won the state by 20 points. To Maher, and to many others — it doesn’t matter. The bottom line is that it is just another loss.
Democrats need to win, according to Maher — not just “beat the spread.”









7/  Remember we said early on in Trump's Presidency "beware the bright shiny objects - they're a distraction".....well that's coming true. While the media obsesses of the scandals and incompetence the rest of the sorry crew are dismantling everything that makes this country function.....oh boy....

Excellent article from Sam Stein....

On the morning of May 12, Attorney General Jeff Sessions revealed that he had instructed federal prosecutors to begin pursuing lengthier prison sentences for drug offenders. 
It was a draconian change in approach that flew in the face of a growing bipartisan agreement on sentencing reform. “He’s completely discarded what has been an emerging consensus about how best to keep the country safe,” said Matthew Miller, a former Department of Justice spokesman. “[O]ne of the most extreme voices in the country on criminal justice policy just happened to be put into the most important job for shaping its future.”
The move was then largely buried under an avalanche of Donald Trump-related news.










8/  This is a skit from SNL.....a little silly, but still funny.....five reasonably good minutes with Melissa McCarthy....poor dear!









9/  Oh Lordy.....








10/  Matt Taibbi on the way the Pharmaceutical industry owns Congress.....most interesting article and shows the corruption implicit in our system - everyone gets rich, and you get screwed.

What Taibbi is talking about is letting pharmacies and hospitals import drugs from abroad, but you as an individual can beat the bastards if you have the time. We use "Canada Drugs" for anything we need - they need a prescription and your meds arrive in the mail.....it takes up to two weeks to get the package, but it's at least 40% cheaper than CVS etc and often more. EpiPens are $130 from Canada Drugs.....they're $600 retail here.

Anyway, a good article....

Earlier this year, Sens. Bernie Sanders and Amy Klobuchar introduced an amendment to a budget resolution that would have paved the way for drug importation

Amidst all the angst and acrimony of last year's trench-warfare presidential campaign, there was one area in which the two major-party candidates purported to agree. Both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump favored allowing the importation of cheap drugs from Canada.
Drug reimportation would be a no-brainer policy move if actual human beings ran our government. Disgust with high prescription drug prices is nearly universal – 77 percent saydrug prices are "unreasonable" – and 71 percent of respondents favor allowing the importation of cheaper drugs from Canada.
The entire pharmaceutical industry is floated by a protectionist racket. Drugs that are in fact very cheap to make are kept artificially expensive – we have drugs that cost $1,000 a pill here in America that sell for $4 in India, for instance.










11/  If anyone ever asks me my favorite band it's always "Above and Beyond".....yes they play electronic mostly, but here is a rare live session with a full orchestra of "Sun and Moon......beautifully done......



This is the music video of the same song.......completely different but still compelling....











12/  There have long been myths that there is a secret cabal of wealthy and powerful men and institutions that control everything, but this seemed to be the work of unhinged conspiracy theorists.....after all would this group allow a deranged narcissist like Trump to be President?

But as this article from a fairly lefty site says maybe they don't care.....

THE DEEP STATE INSTITUTIONS THAT CONTROL AMERICA – THEY DON’T CARE WHO YOU VOTE FOR

The Deep State refers to a coordinated effort by career government employees and others to influence state policy without regard for democratically elected leadership.
“Democracy is popular because of the illusion of choice and participation it provides, but when you live in a society in which most people’s knowledge of the world extends as far as sports, sitcoms, reality shows, and celebrity gossip, democracy becomes a very dangerous idea. Until people are properly educated and informed, instead of indoctrinated to be ignorant mindless consumers, democracy is nothing more than a clever tool used by the ruling class to subjugate the rest of of us.”
– Gavin Nascimento
When Eisenhower coined the term “Military Industrial Complex,” his main concern was the potential for the “disastrous rise of misplaced power.” After him, John F Kennedy (JFK) warned the citizenry that we are living in “a system which has conscripted vast human and material resources into the building of a tightly knit, highly efficient machine that combines military, diplomatic, intelligence, economic, scientific and political operations.” 












13/  John Oliver with 19 minutes examining the Paris Accord and climate change in general.....he looks at Trumps speech and rips it into tiny pieces of lies and misdirection.....

This should be mandatory viewing for all Republicans.....wistful thought....

Late-night comedian John Oliver broke down President Trump’s decision to withdraw from the Paris climate accord and realized it makes perfect sense because the title is so “off-brand” for the president that it might as well have been called the “Globalist cuck surrender” or a “light jog.”
On Sunday’s episode of “Last Week Tonight,” Oliver made humor of the situation but expressed that Trump’s decision was deeply concerning and that the “serious danger may actually be more imminent than you think” if proper action is not taken to prevent the planet from heating up two degrees Celsius.
One of Trump’s reasons for backing out of the agreement was that he claimed the pact put the U.S. at an economic disadvantage, but Oliver pointed out that plenty of major companies were actually encouraging the president to stick to the global accord. Oliver called Trump’s arguments “wildly misleading” and debunked the president’s theory that the agreement doesn’t allow the U.S. to shut down coal-fired power plants by pointing out that the agreement doesn’t even “contain the world coal.”









14/  An sorrowful examination of America as a nation and how perhaps we have got what we deserved, an image of our society.....

A powerful piece and excellent writing from Tom Engelhardt....

Little big man(Credit: AP Photo/Evan Vucci, File)
This piece originally appeared on TomDispatch.
He’s huge. Outsized. He fills the news hole at any moment of any day. His over-tanned face glows unceasingly in living rooms across America. Never has a president been quite so big. So absolutely monstrous. Or quite so small.
He’s our Little Big Man.
I know, I know . . . he induces panic, fear, anxiety, insomnia.  Shrinks in liberal America will tell you that, since November 2016, their patients are more heavily medicated and in worse shape.  He’s a nightmare, a unique monster.  It’s been almost two years since he first entered the presidential race and in all that time I doubt there’s been a moment when the cameras haven’t been trained on him, when he wasn’t “breaking news.”  (By May 2016, he had already reportedly received the equivalent in “earned media” of nearly $3 billion in free advertising.)  He and his endless controversial statements, flubs, tweets, lies, insults, boasts, tales from outer space, and over-the-moon adjectives are covered daily the way, once upon a time, only Pearl Harbor or the Kennedy assassination was.
Think of him as the end of the world as we, or maybe anyone, including Vladimir Putin, knew it. 











And to finish, some VERY rude and definitely non-PC British jokes....but hilarious.....especially the Catholic one....


Got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. 
Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.
 

After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to find
himself next to a really ugly woman. 
That's when he realized he had made it home safely.


Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after
they tested positive for WD40.


ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY". 
And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai
Brothel!


A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labeled
LSD?' 
Granny replies, f**k the pills, have you seen the dragons in the
kitchen?


Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty
face or my sexy body?'
Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your
sense of humor!


The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex
movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions
for her part.


I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could
spell disaster.


My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own
fault. I should have taken them off.


I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or
"foreplay" as she likes to call it.


After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were
going to commit suicide yesterday. 
But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. 
So I thought, "Screw it, soldier on!"


I woke up this morning at 8, and could sense something was wrong. I
got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not
breathing! 
I panicked. I didn't know what to do. 
Then I remembered McDonald's serves breakfast until11:30.


Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. 
Took her to the fair last night, and it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel.


The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. 
I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"
 

My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she
screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!"
"Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"


A Catholic boy in confession says, "Bless me Father, I have sinned, I
masturbated while thinking about my sister."
"That's a disgrace," said the priest," especially when you have two
gorgeous brothers."


A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to
this country so that they can see their own doctor.


I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom.
It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.