Sunday, July 8, 2018

Davids Daily Dose - Sunday July 8th


1/  Requiem for a Grifter.....good story from Rolling Stone on the downfall of this evil bastard....
Environmental Protection Agency chief Scott Pruitt – who at times appeared to be competing in a personal decathalon of corruption – finally resigned Thursday.
The former Oklahoma attorney general arrived in Washington, D.C. zealous to fulfill President Trump’s vow to dismantle the EPA and leave only “tidbits” behind. And Pruitt, a climate denierwith a “biblical worldview,” departs having done grave damage to the agency and the country, chiefly convincing Trump to withdraw the U.S. from the Paris Climate Accord
Pruitt had his sights set on grander posts: He angled to replace Jeff Sessions as attorney general and reportedly harbored presidential ambitions. But the administrator’s rising star was eclipsed by seemingly non-stop scandal. Pruitt’s noxious blend of greed, paranoia and entitlement invited more than a dozen federal probes – including one that concluded he violated the law. His gift for grift left even his fellow Republicans fuming. In June, Sen. Joni Ernst of Iowa blasted Pruitt as “about as swampy as you get”; this week, Fox News star Laura Ingraham tweeted: “Pruitt is the swamp. Drain it.”
Accepting the EPA administrator’s resignation, Trump continued to praise Pruitt, tweeting: “Scott has done an outstanding job, and I will always be thankful to him.”







2/  The Democratic Party is still clueless about who they are dealing with on the Republican side....
"To negotiate with such people, to treat them as colleagues and friends, to accept this as a normal partisan disagreement is
Democratic politicians have a seemingly endless well of good faith for their Republican colleagues. Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer and even Bernie Sanders all speak with the language of decency, full of assurances that Republicans will be heard, understood and engaged. They offer appeals to morality, norms and shared values as if saying it often enough will make it true.
But there is no salvaging the Republican Party. Its leaders are beyond shame, beyond rules, beyond reason. Democrats can speak in the dialogue of peace, but the only dialect Republicans understand is power.
In the face of an unspeakable atrocity on our southern border ― constructed, announced and implemented by President Donald Trump’s administration, this Republican-led Congress does nothing and leverages none of its authority as a co-equal branch of government. Despite years of rhetoric about family values and shining cities on hills, the Republican Party allowed and tacitly condoned separating, perhaps irreparably, asylum seekers from the very children they fled here to save. Then, with more than 2,000 children still stranded away from their parents, they went on vacation.
To negotiate with such people, to treat them as colleagues and friends, to accept this as a normal partisan disagreement is to validate this grotesque hypocrisy. 






3/  I think we all kind of believed that big business would stop Trump and his toadies doing anything really stupid that would harm our economic interests......the "big boys " would step in and calm him down. Guess what - he's out of anyone's control....

Paul Krugman with a very good column on the trade war....
President Trump listening to Tom Donohue, of the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, at the White House in October.
The imminent prospect of a trade war, it seems, concentrates the mind. Until very recently, big business and the institutions that represent its interests didn’t seem to be taking President Trump’s protectionist rhetoric very seriously. After all, corporations have invested trillions based on the belief that world markets would remain open, that U.S. industry would retain access to both foreign customers and foreign suppliers.
Trump wouldn’t put all those investments at risk, would he?
Yes, he would — and the belated recognition that his tough talk on trade was serious has spurred a flurry of action. Major corporations and trade associations are sending letters to the administration warning that its policies will cost more jobs than they create. Meanwhile, the U.S. Chamber of Commerce has begun an advertising campaign to convince voters of the benefits of free trade.
Pathetic, isn’t it? Who in the Trump administration is going to pay attention to those letters? 






4/  Not much comedy this week due to the July 4th holiday, but Michelle Wolf is still on the air! Here she is on abortions....

Michelle Wolf Unloads on Anti-Abortion Activists: ‘God Bless Abortions!’

“Some people say abortion is ‘killing a baby,’” the Netflix host said. “It’s not. It’s stopping a baby from happening.”

This is why it’s so important to have women hosts in late-night television. 
In a segment that could never have been delivered by her male counterparts, Michelle Wolf responded to the news of Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy’s retirement on this week’s episode of The Break by clearing up some common misconceptions about abortion in America. 
“Although it’s great for his wrinkly head,” Wolf said of Kennedy, “it could be catastrophic for reproductive rights.”







5/  Matt Taibbi on the significance of the election of Alexandria Occasion-Cortez and how the media and the DNC still aren't getting it...
Steve Schmidt – ex-Dick Cheney aide, new liberal hero and not at all the guy who helped unleash the modern far right by inviting Sarah Palin onto a presidential ticket – had a few things to say in the wake of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s shocking win over long-serving Democrat Joe Crowley.
Schmidt told MSNBC host Stephanie Ruhle that the result was a boon to Donald Trump.
“What Trump is doing is radicalizing American politics,” the conservative strategist continued. “And he is a beneficiary the more radical politics becomes.”
Schmidt pooh-poohed the Ocasio-Cortez platform of a government jobs program, free day care and free college education, among other things. These things can’t be paid for, he insisted. Therefore, the Ocasio-Cortez brand of politics is inherently dishonest.






6/  Read this story and then think of how the rest of the world thinks of us......blatantly corrupt and stupid.....

America foreign policy is now officially against breast-feeding because it's hurting some Pharma giants.........
A Brooklyn mother unable to nurse fed her child donated breast milk. The $70 billion infant formula industry has seen sales flatten in wealthy countries in recent years.

A resolution to encourage breast-feeding was expected to be approved quickly and easily by the hundreds of government delegates who gathered this spring in Geneva for the United Nations-affiliated World Health Assembly.
Based on decades of research, the resolution says that mother’s milk is healthiest for children and countries should strive to limit the inaccurate or misleading marketing of breast milk substitutes.
Then the United States delegation, embracing the interests of infant formula manufacturers, upended the deliberations.






7/  Tom Tomorrow on the weeks news.....


8/  A very insightful story about cruising.....

It’s the final day of this seven-night cruise and I am sitting in my moderately messy balcony stateroom aboard the Celebrity Summit finishing the last bites of a room service cheeseburger, bags as yet unpacked for tomorrow morning’s disembarkation, the vast undulating North Atlantic just over my starboard shoulder. 
I am trying to summon up my arguments in support of the mass-market luxury cruise, and against the snarky subgenre of travel writing about mass-market luxury cruises, a snarkiness best exemplified by David Foster Wallace’s classic 1997 essay “A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again,” piece that is hilarious and insightful and brilliant. And also wrong. 
It’s wrong because he tills every square inch of the surreal journalistic soil available to him during his own seven-day Caribbean cruise aboard the now decommissioned Celebrity Zenith (which he redubs the Nadir), but after 98 exhaustive pages of skeet shooting, conga dancing, fruit eating and existential despair falling, he fails to unearth what I believe is the flowering root of the widespread appeal of cruises: their unapologetic, gleaming banality.






9/  Best TV of 2018 so far.....according to New York Magazine....

The Handmaid’s Tale, Atlanta, One Day at a Time, and The Terror are among the best TV shows of 2018 so far.
 Hulu/FX/Netflix/AMC
It has not been a great year for television so far. 
There have been plenty of treats, to be sure, and even some real treasures. But compared to the way 2017 seemed to haul out new classics with astonishing regularity (to the degree that I couldn’t rank them when it came time to make a list), 2018 has featured a lot of shows where my recommendation comes with a caveat, or where I love it but plenty of my critical comrades despise it, or something like that.
This is fine, in many ways. 







Todays romantic joke

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.
They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.
The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware her dining companion had disappeared.
The waitress, thinking this was a bit too risqué behaviour that might offend other diners, went over to the table and tactfully, began by saying to the woman "Pardon me, ma’am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't. He just walked in the door."



Todays British joke

A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel. 

The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door. 

The Arab asked him, "What are you doing?  

"The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so fxxk off and wait for a camel!"



Todays Grandfather joke

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson. It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets in the sweet aisle, cookies in the cookie aisle; and for fruit, cereal and pop in the other aisles. 

Meanwhile, Granddad is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice, "Easy, William, we won't be long, easy, boy."

Another outburst, and she hears the granddad calmly say, 
"It's okay, William, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy."

At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart, and Granddad says again in a controlled voice, 
"William, William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, William."

Very impressed, the woman goes outside where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. She said to the elderly gentleman,

 "It's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time, you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. William is very lucky to have you as his grandpa."

"Thanks," said the grandfather, "but I'm William .......the little fxxker's name is Jason."

Tuesday, July 3, 2018

Davids Daily Dose - Tuesday July 3rd



1/  Frank Rich with his wisdom on the week's news....
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez could herald a new era in American politics, regardless of what the post-Kennedy Supreme Court does. Photo: Courtesy of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez; Mark Wilson/Getty Images
Most weeks, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich speaks with contributor Alex Carp about the biggest stories in politics and culture. Today, the Supreme Court after Anthony Kennedy, the politics of civility, and Sean Spicer’s next act.
Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy, often seen as the swing vote on an ideologically divided court, has announced his retirement, effective at the end of this term. What does a post-Kennedy Court look like?
Despite the ostensibly moderating influence of the very conservative Anthony Kennedy, the Roberts Court will go down in history as having enhanced the rights of corporations while eroding those of minorities. Kennedy not only wrote the majority decision on Citizens United but joined the 5–4 majority that castrated the Voting Rights Act of 1965. This week alone he sided with the majorities upholding the Trump travel ban and pummeling organized labor. Yet hard as it is to imagine how this court could get much worse, it will, now that it loses Kennedy’s anomalously liberal votes extending gay civil rights, abortion rights, and habeas corpus, and restricting prayer in public schools and capital punishment.





2/  Bill Maher "New Rule".....one of his more serious ones, but still very amusing....five minutes....






3/  Trump as an early stage Mussolini? Most interesting article.....
OPINION

PHOTO ILLUSTRATION BY THE DAILY BEAST

It Is Happening Here, Trump Is Already Early-Stage Mussolini

The false threat of murderous immigrants, the draconian response, a government agency going rogue—it’s all been seen before and it’s very dangerous.

Is there a moment when a fanatical leader can be stopped before he takes a nation into the abyss? A moment when those with the moral determination to stop him can act before it is too late?
These questions are not academic. Every day Trump stress tests this republic’s defenses against a demagogue.
History has such moments. They need to be heeded. 
In Italy the moment came on Aug. 16, 1924.






4/  John Oliver on SCOTUS.....a pretty good five minutes....
The Last Week Tonight host then read the embarrassing tweet from the president’s eldest son over the Kennedy retirement news:
“I’m afraid I’m going to have to disagree with Mister Junior on this, because I don’t think this is ‘lit’ at all. I mean, it’s obvs crayAF, no one is denying that fam, but I would argue that this week’s news was neither lit nor on fleek nor was it three fire emojis,” joked Oliver. “Now, granted, I’m still a little shook jsyk, but I personally believe Kennedy’s retirement is super werpt. And I’m happy to announce that in saying that, all of the slang words I just used are now officially dead forever—and that includes ‘werpt,’ a term that doesn’t even exist for which I preemptively ruined just in case.” 




5/  A good story from the Times by Michael Tomasky.....the situation with Justice Kennedy has happened before....
Democrats need to get their core constituencies to understand what is at stake with this Supreme Court nomination.

If you’ve been spending the past few days pondering some Supreme Court-related historical what-if’s, then try this one on for size. Thurgood Marshall, the court’s first African-American justice, announced his retirement on June 27, 1991. That was, of course, smack in the middle of a Republican presidency — that of George H. W. Bush.
Mr. Bush, a one-term president, had already made one appointment to the court, David Souter, so Justice Marshall’s retirement was — and indeed was seen as — a gift to the president. He was in his 80s, and he felt increasingly isolated on the court, but it’s also the case that politically, Supreme Court succession wasn’t a life-or-death matter in those days.
In our time, Justice Marshall would surely have held on, hoping for the possibility of a Democrat winning the presidency in 1992. And as we know, that happened. Bill Clinton won. And here’s where fate’s heavy hand figures in: Mr. Marshall died on Jan. 24, 1993 — Bill Clinton’s third full day as president.
Had Justice Marshall stuck by his original intention not to retire, Mr. Clinton would have delivered his funeral oration and replaced him. 






6/  Michelle Wolf with some brutal jokes on the weeks news.....


Comedian Michelle Wolf helped set off America’s current “civility” debate by making jokes at the expense of Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Kellyanne Conway and others in the Trump administration at this year’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner, a move that landed her at the center of new GOP ad that condemns the “unhinged” Left heading into the 2018 midterms. 
But just as she refused to apologize for her jokes about the White House press secretary, Wolf has only doubled down on her criticism. And this week on Netflix’s The Break, she shared with viewers some specific lines liberals can use should they take Rep. Maxine Waters’ advice and confront Trump administration officials in public.  
While Wolf said she agrees with Waters’ sentiment, she explained, “You can’t just casually harass these people, you have to insult them specifically,” adding, 







7/  Charles Blow in the Times, expressing what a lot of intelligent people are thinking....Trump is truly remaking America into something nastier....
Donald Trump, a lying, bullying, womanizing autocrat-idolizer, is fundamentally transforming America in very real and lasting ways, in ways that have left decent people slack-jawed, enraged and exasperated.
He has overtaken and destroyed the structure of the Republican Party, unleashing its ugliest elements to chant his praise and stroke his ego like drunken apostates dancing around a golden calf.
He has attacked American institutions that seek truth and justice, like the Federal Bureau of Investigation and the press, because he wants to weaken America’s faith in truth and facts themselves.
He has shunned and denigrated America’s traditional allies and cozied up to America’s traditional enemies, in one of the most bewildering presidential postures the country may ever have seen.
And now, with the retirement of the Supreme Court moderate Anthony Kennedy, Trump will be able to solidify the court’s conservative majority for a generation.





8/  Michelle Wolf again - with a great riff on the media....

Comedienne Michelle Wolf has some thoughts about the GOP’s recent ad titled “The Left in 2018: Unhinged.”
The Republican National Committee (RNC) ad features Wolf’s voice saying to White House press secretary Sarah Sanders during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, “What’s Uncle Tom but for white women who disappoint other white women?”
Rep.Maxine Waters (D-CA), Bill MaherKathy Griffin, and Samantha Bee also make cameos in the left-shaming ad.
Wolf used her most recent Netflix show, The Break to respond to the GOP’s claims and note two things that should really be unhinged these days.





9/ Andrew Sullivan with a lament on how Justice Kennedy was the last traditional conservative left......

I don't think Sullivan heard the news that Kennedy's son was at Deutche Bank when they lent Trump a billion dollars to bail out Trump's failing real estate empire, and that the timing of Kennedy's retirement now allows Trump to put a right wing troll on the Court. 

That's Kennedy's legacy....just another corrupt Conservative....
Anthony Kennedy, last of his kind. Photo: Eric Thayer/Getty Images
The retirement of Anthony Kennedy is an obituary for conservatism in America.
Kennedy’s pragmatic libertarianism — his belief in limited government, pluralism, moderation, and social cohesion — didn’t fit into either of our two political tribes’ worldview. He favored marriage equality but also the religious freedom of fundamentalists; he opposed racial preferences but found a way to accommodate some version of affirmative action; he believed in free markets but saw a role for government in preventing climate change; he sided with the conservatives on the court much of the time (including in his final term) but defended the habeas corpus rights of Gitmo prisoners, ended the death penalty for the mentally ill and minors, protected the right to burn the flag, and when push came to shove, defended Roe. For all this, he frustrated a lot of people, in both tribes.





10/  Why are there so many refugees? One of the reasons that gets zero coverage is the effect of climate change on the poorer countries.....good story, and once you read it it makes a lot of sense....

Last year I traveled to southern Guatemala, the source of one of the largest migrations of unauthorized immigrants to the United States in recent years. It’s clear why people are leaving: Guatemala is a country rife with political conflict, endemic racism against indigenous people, poverty and, increasingly, gang violence.
But there’s another, lesser-known dimension to this migration. Drought and rising temperatures in Guatemala are making it harder for people to make a living or even survive, thus compounding the already tenuous political situation for the 16.6 million people who live there.
In the town of Jumaytepeque, which is in Central America’s dry corridor, a group of farmers took me to see their coffee crops. Coffee was responsible for the majority of the community’s income but had been decimated by a plague known as coffee rust, or la roya. Plagues like these aren’t necessarily caused by climate change, but it exacerbates them, and roya is now infecting plants at higher elevations as those heights become warmer. Making matters worse, stress from the drought has made these plants more vulnerable to the plague.





11/  Jon Stewart on the Colbert show with a message for Trump....
Jon Stewart made a surprise appearance on The Late Show and had a blunt message to President Donald Trump.
Springing from underneath Stephen Colbert‘s desk, Stewart decided to address the president directly.
“I know you’re upset about all the criticism you’ve been taking and the ‘fake news’ and the ‘fake late night shows.’ It’s just, we’re still having a little trouble adjusting to your presidency as it goes into its 500th year,” Stewart said to Trump. “Everything’s off its axis. It’s a little unusual. Apparently, Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un are noble, intelligent role models, and Canada’s a bunch giant ***holes.







12/  The algae bloom from Lake Okeechobee is coming back to both coasts this summer......thanks Rick Scott....
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A boat plows through an algae bloom in the Caloosahatchee River on Wednesday near LaBelle, west of Lake Okeechobee.








13/  Vulture lists the 30 best superhero movies.......a  most interesting list [some for your Netflix queue]....
This list was first published in 2014, and has been updated periodically to reflect new superhero movie releases.
In 1998, predicting a fiscally and artistically rich superhero-movie industry would’ve gotten you laughed out of your local comics shop. Hell, the idea of an “industry” for movies about costumed heroes was ludicrous. No such thing had ever existed. Superhero movies had been few and far between throughout cinema history, and the then-most-recent superpowered flick had been 1997’s Batman and Robin — a movie so derided that George Clooney has spent 20 years apologizing for it. Then Wesley Snipes came along and changed everything. On August 21, 1998, Blade was released and audiences watched Snipes don the shades of the titular vampire-stabbing superhero (a longtime Marvel Comics staple). The picture earned more than $131 million worldwide. Quietly, a revolution began.






14/  The new season of "The Handmaids Tale" is apparently really, really powerful.....

I can’t watch “The Handmaid’s Tale” now: It’s so brilliant and relevant that I can’t stand it

Season 2 speaks directly to the evils we’re living through right now. I cannot not recommend it enough

Hulu released the latest episode of “The Handmaid’s Tale” on Wednesday, as it does every Wednesday, and this one, titled “Holly,” may be the best of the second season. Elisabeth Moss’ performance absolutely blazes across the screen, and Kira Snyder’s script brings out the best of her emotive capabilities with what it shows us as opposed to its relatively reduced amount of dialogue, at least in the scenes taking place in the fearsome alternate present of Gilead.
“Holly” is a piece where the power is sourced in visual symbolism as opposed to verbal. The entirety of “Handmaid’s” can be described that way, but here, in a spare and cruel winter landscape where Moss’ Offred/June finds herself unexpectedly abandoned, her predicament and that of all women in Gilead is laid out in scenes where she struggles to open doors that are locked to her.



Todays Rodney Dangerfield jokes

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass!

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.

A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home!

A hooker once told me she had a headache.
 
If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

I was making love to this girl and she started crying I said, 'Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?' She said, 'No, I hate myself now.'

I knew a girl so ugly... they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders.

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.

The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked him, 'Why?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the- Loom guys giggling.

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal.

My wife likes to talk to me during sex; last night she called me from a hotel.

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't have had anything to play with.

It's been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

I was such an ugly kid! ...When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio.

I was such an ugly baby that my mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

I'm so ugly my father carried around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm sorry. We did everything we could, but he pulled through anyway."