Wednesday, January 9, 2019

Davids Daily Dose - Wednesday January 9th


1/  The political master Frank Rich on Teleprompter Trump and the networks caving.....excellent as always...
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Most weeks, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich speaks with contributor Alex Carp about the biggest stories in politics and culture. Today, Trump’s Oval Office address, the networks’ decision to carry it live, and the Democrats’ response.
When Donald Trump announced that he wanted to address the nation this week, he opened an unusual debate about whether the networks should carry the president’s speech, air it with a delay, incorporate some sort of fact-checking, or not carry the address at all. Did they make the right decision?
The broadcast networks made a scandalously bad call in covering this speech live in prime time.



2/  Jonathan Chait muses Trump had no idea what would happen with a Gub'mint shutdown....
President Trump declaring in December he would not blame Democrats for his shutdown. Photo: Jabin Botsford/The Washington Post/Getty Images
The Trump administration’s shutdown of the federal government over the last two weeks is a synecdoche for the way it has run the federal government over the last two years. They blundered into it almost by accident, without any understanding of what they are doing nor any plan for success.
Just as Trump did not expect to win the election and neglected to plan for his transition, he shut down the government on a whim, after right-wing media complained about his plan to approve a government funding bill. Nobody in the administration had a clear understanding of just what a shutdown would entail. 



3/  Democrats need to embrace the power of rage.....interesting article.....
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Welcome to 2019. There’s a government shutdown going on, and federal employees ― from cafeteria workers to janitors to research scientists ― are cut off from their income for a second week. The resolution of this dispute depends on hundreds of representatives and senators and a recalcitrant, rageful president agreeing on funding for a wall, or perhaps, according to The New York Times, on what the definition of a “wall” even is.
Amid this profoundly dysfunctional existential wrangling over the fulfillment of a campaign slogan, speculation 
about the 2020 presidential election has begun in earnest.




4/  Trevor Noah on Trump and a National Emergency.....shot before we saw Teleprompter Trump Tuesday night, 
it's still relevant and more importantly cleverly funny too!
Trevor Noah likened Trump to the infant character in “The Incredibles,” who becomes dangerous as he discovers his supernatural powers.
“Thanks to Trump, we’ve learned that during an actual emergency a president can do much more than build a wall. He can just shut down your internet, send the troops in. He can just control the country. So if I’m the Democrats, I would just give Trump the wall before he finds out what he can really do. I know it sounds crazy, but right now, he’s like the baby from ‘The Incredibles.’ He only knows that he can float. We do not want him finding out that he can shoot lasers out of his eyes.” 




5/  A fascinating and insightful article on the cult of Trump, and how to deal with it's followers. Unfortunately it seems we, the sane ones who can tell the Emperor Trump has no clothes on, have to try to wean the nasties from their delusions. It would be better just to let them die off, but it's a little difficult and indeed dangerous with 25% of the country in the cult....
A very good story....
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On December 20, 1954, some 62 years before Donald Trump would be sworn in as president of the United States, Dorothy Martin and dozens of her followers crowded into her home in Chicago to await the apocalypse. The group believed that Martin, a housewife, had received a message from a planet named Clarion that the world would end in a great flood beginning at midnight, and that they, the faithful, would be rescued by an alien spacecraft.




6/  Cartoon from Mount Dora's own Taylor Jones....he nails it!
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7/  Right wing media hate Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, but their attempt to make a scandal out of this dance video a bunch of students made at Boston U. backfired big time.....here is the video, and it's charming!
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), the youngest woman elected to the House of Representatives, has been the target of several conservative smear campaigns — including attacks on her pro-working-class agenda (she dared to grow up in a single-story house!) to “Sandy,” her suspiciously Anglophone teenage nickname. (To think a Puerto Rican from the Bronx not only wasallowed into a Westchester County high school, but may have fraternized with other English-speaking students! ¡QuĂ© horror!)
The latest public smear arrived less than 24 hours before she was sworn into Congress — issued by the now-deleted Twitter account @AnonymousQ1776, presumably a follower of QAnon, a pervasive right-wing conspiracy theory. The user unearthed something no more dastardly than a video of the freshman congresswoman… dancing on a rooftop with her friends. “Here is America’s favorite commie know-it-all acting like a clueless nitwit she is,” the user wrote erroneously citing the date of the video. “High School video of ‘Sandy’ Ocasio-Cortez.”
On Friday afternoon, shortly after the New York representative and her fellow Dems ushered in the “H.R. 1: The For the People Act” — which would restore major tenets of the Voting Rights Act, plus curb gerrymandering and corporate influence on elections — Ocasio-Cortez took a quick dance break in front of her new office in D.C., where she twirled and mouthed along the words to Edwin Starr’s 1970 protest hit, “War.”
“I hear the GOP thinks women dancing are scandalous,” she wrote on Twitter. “Wait till they find out Congresswomen dance too!”
“It is unsurprising to me that Republicans would think having fun should be disqualifying or illegal,” said Ocasio-Cortez to Hill reporter Olivia Beavers. “But I think it is really part of the larger question about who should run and how we should run and I think it is great. You can be young and run for office.



8/  Stephen Colbert with the dire news the shutdown is affecting craft breweries.....funny and clever, three minutes...




9/  David Wallace-Wells asked some intelligent scientists and other knowledgeable people what is going to happen to the world in 20 years.....
some of the answers are surprising....
It’s 2039 and just about everything’s changed. Photo-Illustration: Eugenia Loli
This month, we are all tentatively dipping our toes into the New Year, wondering what horrors and highlights might await us in 2019 — the year that served as a setting, you may remember, for Blade Runner, Akira, and Running Man, three of the most iconic future-casting movies ever made and now divergent choose-your-own-dystopia visions of the years ahead (perhaps some more plausible than others). They are also reminders that, though Americans today may have a hard time imagining a future all that different from the present — we dream less about flying cars and space travel than about somewhat improved health care and slightly more immersive video games — it was not all that long ago that we believed (sort of) that very wild futures were possible just a decade or two down the road. 



10/  "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" is a segment on the late Show with Meyers, and this isn't their best but it's an amusing four minutes.....
with the wonderful Amber Ruffin.....
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Amber Ruffin and Jenny Hagel swooped in once again to save Seth Meyers from his own offensive jokes.



11/   "Sound Of Silence" from Disturbed, live on the Conan show with a full orchestra....one of the most 
powerful songs ever, an improvement on the original....in my opinion!



12/  Movies to see in 2019....
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In 2018, stars were born, superheroes were vanished, and husbands were bad. What will be the biggest film stories of 2019? It’s too early to say, but if you want to impress your friends by having opinions on movies months before they actually come out, here’s a guide to the projects we’re most excited about in the new year.https://www.vulture.com/2019/01/50-movies-we-cant-wait-to-see-in-2019.html



13/  Amazingly enough this amusing commercial is from Walmart.....one minute...




14/  An incredible 11 minute intro from arguably the best three man rock band ever - Rush, with Niall Peart the drummer 
showing why he was the best rock drummer in the world....
From a live concert in 2012.... Rush have been playing together for 40 years....
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And if you are interested in Rush we caught this the other night - "Time Stand Still", a documentary on Rush and it's free on Amazon Prime....




15/  And TV shows to see this coming year....
True Detective, PEN15, The Crown, and Killing Eve.
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The year ahead promises to be a pivotal one for the TV industry: HBO is charting a path into its post–Game of Thrones future with a flurry of high-profile adaptations; Netflix will face serious challenges from a trio of new streaming services by DisneyApple, and WarnerMedia; and the march of Hollywood’s A-list to the small screen has burst into a full-on sprint. In other words, there’s a ton of great television coming in the next 12 months. Here’s our obsessive guide to the shows we’re most excited to see in 2019, arranged in chronological order by premiere date. Happy watching!



Todays video - winter weather at Birmingham airport...wow!




Some VERY rude and definitely non-PC British jokes...hilarious.....especially the Catholic one....

Got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. 
Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.
 

After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to find
himself next to a really ugly woman. 
That's when he realized he had made it home safely.


Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after
they tested positive for WD40.


ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY". 
And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai
Brothel!


A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labeled
LSD?' 
Granny replies, f**k the pills, have you seen the dragons in the
kitchen?


Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty
face or my sexy body?'
Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your
sense of humor!


The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex
movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions
for her part.


I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could
spell disaster.


My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own
fault. I should have taken them off.


I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or
"foreplay" as she likes to call it.


After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were
going to commit suicide yesterday. 
But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. 
So I thought, "Screw it, soldier on!"


I woke up this morning at 8, and could sense something was wrong. I
got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not
breathing! 
I panicked. I didn't know what to do. 
Then I remembered McDonald's serves breakfast until11:30.


Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. 
Took her to the fair last night, and it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel.


The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. 
I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"
 

My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she
screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!"
"Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"


A Catholic boy in confession says, "Bless me Father, I have sinned, I
masturbated while thinking about my sister."
"That's a disgrace," said the priest," especially when you have two
gorgeous brothers."


A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to
this country so that they can see their own doctor.


I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom.
It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex. 


And a blonde joke!
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible  lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.
I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian  family."
 
No  one moved.

The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood?    Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

Again, all was quiet.
 
Then, slowly, a drop-dead  gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.  I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.
 

Sunday, January 6, 2019

Davids Daily Dose - Sunday January 6th




1/  Frank Rich on the weeks news.....excellent as always....
U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is sworn in during a ceremony for the opening of the 116th Congress. Photo: Andrew Harrer/Bloomberg via Getty Images
Most weeks, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich speaks with contributor Alex Carp about the biggest stories in politics and culture. Today, the border-wall standoff, Mitt Romney’s anti-Trump op-ed, and Elizabeth Warren’s run for the White House.
At the dawn of the new Congress, new Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is adamant that Democrats will not budge on border-wall funding in the ongoing shutdown negotiations and, in early interviews, is not taking impeachment off the table. Will she have to offer something Trump can spin as a victory, or will their first standoff end with him folding on his demands?
Pelosi is the most seasoned and arguably the most impressive leader that the Democrats currently have, the party’s presidential aspirants included. When she talks about the wall being fundamentally immoral and un-American, as she did upon reassuming the Speakership this week, she is drawing a line she won’t cross.http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/01/why-trump-will-probably-cave-to-nancy-pelosi.html




2/  In case you had forgotten some of Trump's worst gaffes in 2018, here is a list for you....
Blunders, gaffes, and dubious behavior are an inexhaustible resource in the Trump administration. 



3/ Great ad....a parody of one of the stupid drug commercials you see on TV, and the message is wonderful......one minute of wry 
amusement and pay attention to the chyron blurbs....very amusing.
Note we have no original comedy this edition....all of our favourite comedians are off for the week!




4/  Umair with a most interesting story on our society - he says we are a poor rich country.....
Read this one, makes a lot of sense and explains much of what is happening and, indeed, what is about to happen.
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Consider the following statistics. — about half of median income, which is $60k.
By themselves, of course, statistics say little. But together these facts speak volumes. The story they are beginning to tell is this.
America, it seems, is becoming something like the world’s first poor rich country. And that is the elephant in the room we aren’t quite grasping. After all, authoritarianism and extremism don’t arise in prosperous societies — but in troubled ones, which are growing impoverished, like America is today.What do I mean by all that?
Let’s begin with what I don’t mean. I don’t mean absolute poverty. 



5/  Tom Tomorrow....on the environment....sorta.....
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6/  Brazil's new President may be the reason humans on this planet are well and truly doomed....
Aerial view of Amazon rainforest burning, farm management with deforestation.
An aerial view of Amazon rainforest deforestation, with trees being burned for farm management. Photo: Ricardo Funari/Brazil Photos/LightRocket via Getty Images
How much damage can one person do to the planet?
For that matter, how much can one do to help save it? Unless that person is Xi Jinping — the autocrat-for-life in charge of the world’s most populous country and its rapidly industrializing, state-capitalist economy — the answer is, usually, not very much. Even Donald Trump’s contribution to climate catastrophe is relatively modest: He’s pulled the United States out of the Paris accords and slashed environmental regulations, but, thanks to forces beyond his control, American emissions are nevertheless down since he’s been in office (making the U.S., which accounts for only fourteen percent of global emissions, the only major industrialized nation whose contributions to climate change are actually falling). The problem of global warming is just so big, and so diffuse, that the impact of any single actor, no matter how powerful, is relatively small. This is why global cooperation is so important, and why coordination is so difficult.
But Brazil’s newly elected president just might test the proposition that no individual matters all that much to the climate.




7/  Matt Taibbi on why voters should ignore the pundits and talking heads, and vote for who they want to be President 
instead of the candidate with "electability"....Taibbi has a knack of ferreting out the BS in our politics....
Good article....
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Bad news for anyone who had hopes of enjoying a few rancor-free months of 2019 before the presidential-election insanity begins. Not only is the race fully on, we’re already in our third or fourth toxic electoral narrative — the most recent involving that most infamous campaign clichĂ©, “electability.”
The target was Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) this week, but it’ll be a half-dozen other candidates by June, when (insanely) the Democrats will reportedly hold their first way-too-early primary debates.
The 2020 race unofficially began on December 12th, when former HUD Secretary Julian Castro announced the creation of an electoral exploratory committee (he supposedly is announcing formally this weekend). On Wednesday, the Atlantic ran a story suggesting Washington governor Jay Inslee was planning to add his name to what is expected to be a very long list of Democratic candidates.




8/  The very real consequences of Trump's war on the environment are beginning to show....an excellent interactive story from the Times on how real people are being damaged by corporations let loose from any responsibility to the environment....
In just two years, President Trump has unleashed a regulatory rollback, lobbied for and cheered on by industry, with little parallel in the past half-century. Mr. Trump enthusiastically promotes the changes as creating jobs, freeing business from the shackles of government and helping the economy grow.
The trade-offs, while often out of public view, are real — frighteningly so, for some people — imperiling progress in cleaning up the air we breathe and the water we drink, and in some cases upending the very relationship with the environment around us.
Since Mr. Trump took office, his approach on the environment has been to neutralize the most rigorous Obama-era restrictions, nearly 80 of which have been blocked, delayed or targeted for repeal, according to an analysis of data by The New York Times.
With this running start, Mr. Trump is already on track to leave an indelible mark on the American landscape, even with a decline in some major pollutants from the ever-shrinking coal industry. 



9/  One of the strangest things about Trump's base is the unswerving devotion he commands with evangelicals despite 
his obnoxious personal behavior....so this story in the Times is especially interesting....
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The month before the 2018 midterms, a thousand theaters screened “The Trump Prophecy,” a film that tells the story of Mark Taylor, a former firefighter who claims that God told him in 2011 that Donald Trump would be elected president.
At a critical moment in the film, just after the actor representing Mr. Taylor collapses in the flashing light of an epiphany, he picks up a Bible and turns to the 45th chapter of the book of Isaiah, which describes the anointment of King Cyrus by God. In the next scene, we hear Mr. Trump being interviewed on “The 700 Club,” a popular Christian television show.
As Lance Wallnau, an evangelical author and speaker who appears in the film, once said, 
“I believe the 45th president is meant to be an Isaiah 45 Cyrus,” who will “restore the 
crumbling walls that separate us from cultural collapse.”




10/  Had a discussion about Beto recently over the dinner table and how could he possibly have been beaten by the awful Ted Cruz....
which reminded me of this hysterical video from Bad Lip Reading.....a weird and very funny three minutes....



11/  The appeal of MSNBC is analyzed in this excellent story from Vanity Fair....they comment on why Rachel Maddow is so popular with news junkies [myself included], but also stresses the danger of the short-termism of the coverage. It's always "Breaking News", but the important stuff is always long term....
Well worth reading!
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“If it bleeds it leads,” runs the old saying about local news. Family of five killed in crack-fueled home invasion on Long Island. Gang violence on the South Side. Of course, no one watches local news anymore—except, of course, the millions of people the right-wing, Trump-friendly Sinclair stations reach every day. Everyone—meaning everyone but the demographic undesirables watching local news—is watching cable news: Fox News, CNN, MSNBC. A cable-network group head recently moaned to me that his demographically desirable female viewers had, en masse, ditched daytime viewing for MSNBC. As reality TV supplanted soap opera, so now cable news has supplanted reality TV. Thanks to the mix of pre-meditated and accidental outrage emanating hourly from the White House (leavened, albeit less so every day, by entertaining incompetence), cable news is where you go to tap into that need to watch stuff happen—in this case, watch our democracy implode in real time.https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/11/how-msnbc-created-a-cable-news-addiction-epidemic




12/  A Kate McKinnon SNL piece you may not have seen....this one is with her character Ms. Rafferty and her 
experience with ghosts....Liev Schreiber is the costar....
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Breaking from the alien theme for the most recent installment, the group is interrogated by paranormal specialists after they had experiences to prove the existence of ghosts. As always, Ms. Rafferty got the short end of the stick — while Strong and Liev Schreiber’s characters helped deliver the final wishes of friendly ghosts to their loved ones, Ms. Rafferty had to fulfill the bizarre quest of a demon to “upper deck that bitch’s toilet” with a fresh deuce. When she visualizes to everyone what exactly that means in a bathroom setting, Schreiber can hardly contain his smiles.



13/  Fascinating essay from a cable repair lady who saw America as it really is....after all everyone needs internet, especially weirdos....
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I can’t tell you about a specific day as a cable tech. I can’t tell you my first customer was a cat hoarder. I can tell you the details, sure. That I smeared Vicks on my lip to try to cover the stench of rugs and walls and upholstery soaked in cat piss. That I wore booties, not to protect the carpets from the mud on my boots but to keep the cat piss off my soles. I can tell you the problem with her cable service was that her cats chewed through the wiring. That I had to move a mummified cat behind the television to replace the jumper. That ammonia seeped into the polyester fibers of my itchy blue uniform, clung to the sweat in my hair. That the smell stuck to me through the next job.



14/  Big Ag is poisoning you.....all of the chemicals banned in the EU that our corrupt FDA allows here....which means 
you need to buy organic, or even better from local farmers at your Farmers Market....
Q. What foods are banned in Europe that are not banned in the United States, and what are the implications of eating those foods?
A. The European Union prohibits or severely restricts many food additives that have been linked to cancer that are still used in American-made bread, cookies, soft drinks and other processed foods. Europe also bars the use of several drugs that are used in farm animals in the United States, and many European countries limit the cultivation and import of genetically modified foods
“In some cases, food-processing companies will reformulate a food product for sale in Europe” but continue to sell the product with the additives in the United States, said Lisa Y. Lefferts, senior scientist at the Center for Science in the Public Interest, a food safety advocacy organization.


15/  Music videos are an art form, so it's interesting that this one has a disconnect between the video, which is a story of a girl deciding to work a lobster boat, 
and the song "Paspartou" by Parra for Cuva....love the song....



16/  A classic Floriduh story - Mount Dora's own State Representative Jennifer Sullivan is now chairing the House Education committee, in spite of no university degree and the fact that she was home schooled by her Tea Party mother so she has has zero experience of the school system. 
Good article by Lauren Ritchie.....note she doesn't mention that Sullivan is also an anti-abortion loony....
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Get ready for a fight. Florida’s public education system is at stake.
A chasm over education big enough to swallow a Volkswagen has opened in the Florida Legislature, and this year’s tussle over the more than $20 billion the state spends annually on schools promises to be particularly acrimonious.
And in one of the most powerful spots — chair of the Florida House’s Education Committee — is Central Florida’s own Tea Party darling, Jennifer Sullivan.
Sullivan, 27, a Mount Dora Republican whose district covers north Orange County and most of Lake, was home-schooled. She lived with her mom and worked as a tea room waitress and babysitter before she was elected.




17/  The top 20 movies of 2018 from HuffPo's film critic - some interesting choices, with a blurb on each one. Good article....
It wasn’t until June that the movie year really set sail.
You see, that’s when the trailer for “A Star Is Born” overtook the internet. By then, the Avengers had already turned to dust (or something), and “Black Panther” had claimed its still-guarded spot atop the annual box-office rankings. But when Bradley Cooper, the American sniper himself, told Lady Gaga, of all people, that he wanted to take another look at her, 2018 fell off the deep end.
The exchange became a meme ― what didn’t become a meme? ― and suddenly all of spring’s lackluster blockbusters (“A Wrinkle in Time,” “Ready Player One,” “Solo: A Star Wars Story”) felt like distant glimmers ready to be upstaged.




Todays Little Johnny joke
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”

Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”

The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”

Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he 
could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.

Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”

The teacher sat down and cried.


Todays puns....
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