Thursday, February 7, 2019

Davids Daily Dose - Thursday February 7th



1/  Frank Rich on the SOTU address by Trump, and the Virginia chaos.....great insights as usual....
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Most weeks, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich speaks with contributor Alex Carp about the biggest stories in politics and culture. Today, what to make of the State of the Union, the continuing blackface scandal in the Virginia statehouse, and a leaked accounting of Donald Trump’s “executive time.”
In the State of the Union, Donald Trump called for unity while taking many partisan shots. How do you determine the success of a speech like Trump’s?
Even looking at the 80-minute-plus laundry list from Trump’s point of view, the speech seems to have failed at every level.




2/  Sam Bee with five amusing minutes on the SOTU.....
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3/  David Wallace -Wells in New York Magazine is cautiously optimistic on climate change action.....having read the article I stress the word cautious....

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The Cautious Case for Climate Optimism

 

comfortable future for our planet probably means some giant carbon-sucking machines.

It’s not too late. In fact, it never will be. Whatever you may have read over the past year — as extreme weather brought a global heat wave and unprecedented wildfires burned through 1.6 million California acres and newspaper headlines declared, “Climate Change Is Here” — global warming is not binary. It is not a matter of “yes” or “no,” not a question of “fucked” or “not.” Instead, it is a problem that gets worse over time the longer we produce greenhouse gas, and can be made better if we choose to stop. Which means that no matter how hot it gets, no matter how fully climate change transforms the planet and the way we live on it, it will always be the case that the next decade could contain more warming, and more suffering, or less warming and less suffering. Just how much is up to us, and always will be.




4/  Matt Taibbi on how the Senate demonstrates over and over it's incompetence and failure - this time on Syria.....
Excellent story, full of snarky comments too....
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On the surface, it was a truly bipartisan defeat of Trump. A full 22 of those 68 yeas were Democrats.
But every Senate Democrat who’s even rumored to be running for president voted nay. The list included Kamala Harris, Cory Booker, Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Kirsten Gillibrand, Amy Klobuchar and Jeff Merkley. Sherrod Brown did not vote.
Was it possible that their reluctance was connected to the fact that survey after survey shows the public has lost appetite for our Middle East wars, especially in Afghanistan?




5/  Did you notice Trump [or his speechwriters] used a lot of alliterations and almost rhyming sentences......Stephen Colbert had fun with that.....five minutes....
Stephen Colbert noted that President Donald Trump’s State of the Union speech on Tuesday night relied heavily on rhyme and alliteration. 
At one point, Trump even seemed to issue a threat in verse. 
“If there is going to be peace and legislation, there cannot be war and investigation,” he said as he faces investigations by congressional Democrats, New York prosecutors and special counsel Robert Mueller, among others.
“I think that’s kinda cute,” Colbert shot back. “He threatened our democracy with a little poem.” 




6/  Umair with a passionate case of why society would be much better off without billionaires....makes you think!
We’re beginning to have a long overdue debate these days: what’s the point of billionaires, anyways? Do societies need billionaires, or do billionaires need societies? Which one is more true? Whether we couch it in terms of higher tax rates or new kinds of taxes, like wealth taxes, or breaking up monopolies, or even widespread social collapse and degeneration— the underlying question remains.
There are essentially three positions that a thinking person — at this juncture in human history — should take when it comes to billionaires. One, a society shouldn’t have billionaires, period. Two, a society shouldn’t have billionaires while a single child or adult still lives in poverty. Three, a society shouldn’t have billionaires until everyone (and that means everyone) has something like a decent middle class life. Now, my three positions will either strike you as making eminent sense — or they’ll rankle, maybe even make you angry. So let’s think about them for a moment. What does a glimpse at the world today — and yesterday — tell us? We are — or at least I am — trying to learn, not just restate dead ideologies.




7/  Stephen Colbert with four minutes on Trump's incoherent NYT interview.....
Stephen Colbert mocked Donald Trump’s “mind-numbing” and rambling New York Timesinterview in a bonus Late Show mini-monologue.
The host first focused on Trump’s long-winded response to whether he would run for president again in 2020, which included tangents on health care and John McCain. “Here’s the bottom line: I love doing it, I don’t know if I should love doing it, but I love doing it,” Trump told the New York Times.




8/  A most interesting look at the Democratic field for 2020....I know, I know it's waaaaaaay too early but this is the deep thinker Benjamin Studebaker and he looks at the race from a class perspective....
His conclusions may surprise you.....
The Political Isolation of the Professional Class

by Benjamin Studebaker

In the old days, when the New Deal Coalition was just beginning to fray, the right made a distinction between the “deserving poor” and the “undeserving poor”. Deserving poor people worked hard, while the undeserving poor were drug addicts, welfare queens, and all the rest of it. This language was used to reform welfare to make it crueller and stingier, and it induced many people to think of the poor as takers, as scroungers, as people they didn’t want in their political movements. Today, a new distinction of the same kind is made between those with college degrees and those without them. You’re just supposed to go to college now, and if you don’t there must be something wrong with you, and in the eyes of many you don’t deserve a good life or a good job or healthcare. No, they demand that you go back to school. https://benjaminstudebaker.com/2019/01/30/the-political-isolation-of-the-professional-class/




9/  Facebook can be bad for your health.....a persuasive story from the Times....

This Is Your Brain Off Facebook

Planning on quitting the social platform? A major new study offers a glimpse of what unplugging might do for your life. (Spoiler: It’s not so bad.)


10/  The Times with a summary of extreme weather and our future.....good story...
In Chicago, officials warned about the risk of almost instant frostbite on what could be the city’s coldest day ever. Warming centers opened around the Midwest. And schools and universities closed throughout the region as rare polar winds streamed down from the Arctic.
At the same time, on the other side of the planet, wildfires raged in Australia’s record-breaking heat. Soaring air-conditioner use overloaded electrical grids and caused widespread power failures. The authorities slowed and canceled trams to save power. Labor leaderscalled for laws that would require businesses to close when temperatures reached hazardous levels: nearly 116 degrees Fahrenheit, or 47 Celsius, as was the case last week in Adelaide, the capital of South Australia.
This is weather in the age of extremes. It comes on top of multiple extremes, all kinds, in all kinds of places.




11/  A story on the "Bud Knight" Super Bowl commercial and the brave [for Budweiser] tie-in with Game Of Thrones.....
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The commercial shows a king and a queen at a jousting event, merrily drinking Bud Lights and cheering on the Bud Knight. Moments later, however, the knight gets knocked off his horse by Gregor Clegane, the huge and notoriously violent fighter from Game of Thrones, who goes by the nickname the Mountain.
The Mountain is one of Game of Thrones’ most terrifying characters — after the Whites, of course. He is a loyal servant of House Lannister and has an ongoing feud with his brother, Sandor Clegane, who goes by the nickname the Hound. The last time Game of Thrones audiences saw the Mountain, he was living a half-dead, zombie-like existence and was serving as Queen Cersei Lannister’s private bodyguard.




12/  And a listing of the best and worst Super Bowl commercials.....see if you agree....
Sure, the Super Bowl is kind of about football. But there’s plenty of fun for non-sports fans, too: namely, the halftime show and the commercials. From big-name talent to tear-jerking moments, this year’s crop of videos doesn’t disappoint, even if they are just trying to get you to buy their products. Here are the best — and worst — ads from the Super Bowl LIII.




An oldies joke
Harold is 95 and lives in a Old Folks Home.

Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.

One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed.

After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, “Do you know what I miss most of all?”

She asks, “What?”

“Sex!!” he replies.

Mildred exclaims, “Why you old fart. You couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!”

“I know,” Harold says, “but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while.”

“Well, I can oblige,” says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.

Then one night Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K.

She walked around the Old Folks Home where she found him sitting by the pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Harold's manhood!

Furious, Mildred yelled, “You two-timing son-of-a-bitch! What does Ethel have that I don't have?”

Old Harold smiled happily and replied, 
“Parkinson's.”



Todays redneck joke

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out , " Pa ! You need to go out and fix the outhouse !"
Pa replies , " There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse ."
Ma yells back , " Yes there is , now git out there and fix it ."
So Pa mosies out to the outhouse , looks around and yells back , " Ma ! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse !"
Ma replies , " Stick yur head in the hole !"
Pa yells back , " I ain't stickin my head in that hole !"
Ma says , " Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix ."
So with that , Pa sticks his head in the hole , looks around and yells back , " Ma ! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse !"
Ma hollers back , " Now take your head out of the hole !"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole , then starts yelling , " Ma ! Help ! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat !"
To which Ma replies , " Hurts , don't it ?"

Sunday, February 3, 2019

Davids Daily Dose - Sunday February 3rd


1/  Frank Rich on Howard Schultz and more.....excellent insights....
At least he’s bringing people together. Photo: JASON REDMOND/AFP/Getty Images
Most weeks, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich speaks with contributor Alex Carp about the biggest stories in politics and culture. Today, Howard Schultz’s bid for the White House, what to expect in Stacey Abrams’s State of the Union response, and two more insider accounts of Trump’s path to the White House.
Since former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz announced that he’s interested in a “centrist independent” run for the White House, he’s been the target of criticism everywhere from the White House to his own book signing. Is there no room for a centrist in the race, or is he just the wrong one?
Sometimes I wonder if there is such a thing as “centrism” in our politics anymore beyond its use as a branding strategy for pundits and out-of-work politicians hustling to be hired as talking heads.




2/  I love these - here is the NFL 2019 "Bad Lip Reading" just in time for Super Bowl....most amusing, 8 minutes....
Warm up for Sunday’s Super Bowl between the New England Patriots and the Los Angeles Rams with Bad Lip Reading’s amusing summary of the 2018-2019 NFL season.
As has become an annual tradition, the YouTube channel’s editing wizards spliced and diced clips ― and added their own audio ― to reveal what really gets said by coaches and players on the field.



3/  A sobering article from Salon about fish sold in stores and served in restaurants not being what they tell you it is....you have to know and trust whoever you buy fish from to be sure you aren't getting Vietnamese tilapia or Cambodian catfish loaded with antibiotics....
Interesting story........
In New York, according to Attorney General Letitia James, if you are buying Lemon Sole, Red Snapper, or Wild Salmon it is likely that's not what you're taking home.
Late last month the attorney general's office issued a report  asserting that 43 percent of the time, when premium priced fish — like grouper, cod, halibut, striped bass, and white tuna — fetching between $19 and $29 per lb. is purchased, inferior varieties farmed in foreign countries with very little or no regulatory oversight, costing as little as $3 per lb., is substituted by the retailer.
"I'm very happy to see law enforcement getting involved says," Larry Olmsted, author of "Real Food/Fake Food: Why You Don't Know What You're Eating and What You Can Do about It." "Mislabeling is rampant in the seafood industry, and if you can't reliably get the fish you want in a port city like New York, just imagine what levels of fraud are like further inland. This business has had a fraud problem for years and years and the only people tracking it have been public interests groups."




4/ Bill Maher with one of the best summaries of the urgency of climate change I have yet seen....leave it to a great comedian to lay out the facts.....
an excellent, compelling five minutes....
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Bill Maher agreed on Friday that America needs to build a wall.
But not the barrier that President Donald Trump is advocating on the U.S.-Mexico border.
Instead, the “Real Time” host said the country should construct “a sea wall” to combat climate change “because the ice is melting and rising oceans are going to swallow Miami.”
Maher warned Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) that “in 20 years you’re going to be the senator from Atlantis.”
“What is it with Republicans and the environment?” Maher asked. “They never waver in their commitment to do nothing.”




5/  I like this story a lot....."America Is Falling Out Of Love With Billionaires"....from the LA Times...
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Our emerging political debate over taxing the rich seems to be getting bogged down in details — how high a tax rate, should we tax income or wealth, etc., etc. But this fixation on nuts and bolts is obscuring what may be the most important aspect of the discussion: America is becoming fed up with its billionaires.
That sentiment is long overdue. It has begun to surface in the suggestion by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez that the top marginal rate on high incomes shift back to what it was in the 1950s or 1960s, and in Sen. Elizabeth Warren’s proposal for a wealth tax on those with high net worth.
Since the Reagan administration, the political establishment has strived to convince Americans that extreme wealth in the hands of a small number of plutocrats is good for everyone. We’ve had the “trickle-down” theory, the rechristening of the wealthy as “job creators” and their categorization invariably as “self-made.”





6/  The SNL Tucker Carlson cold open....since I can't watch either Carlson or Janine Pirro for more than 10 seconds without barfing I can't tell how good this is, but Kate McKinnon as Wilbur Ross is amazing.....and Steve Martin as Roger Stone is [I'm told] accurate! Six minutes....
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7/  Matt Taibbi has read Howard Schultz's book, and gives us his thoughts on the book and the man in Taibbi's unique style. Read this article, see 
what a dick Shultz is, and I for one ain't going anywhere a Starbucks again.....
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Scientists may someday find the edge of the universe, but there is no end to the delusional self-regard of America’s one-percenters, as former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz proved this week.
Sunday night on 60 Minutes, Schultz announced he was considering a run for president as an independent. The Twitter reaction was like something out of 28 Days Later: mobs of Trump-exhausted Americans sprinting to bite his face off. At a bookstore appearance for his new memoir, a heckler shouted “Go back to Davos!”
Why the severe reaction? Schultz openly declared his decision to run as an Independent was based on the idea that he’d have to “lean left” to win the Democratic nomination. This is rich-speak for “I obviously couldn’t win the nomination if I had to compete honestly.”




8/  Sam Bee takes a look at Roger Stone in her inimitable way.....funny, informative and wonderfully vicious, a very good five minutes....5c52bd0c3b00007202689504.png
Samantha Bee roasted Roger Stone on Full Frontal Wednesday night, as part of a deep dive into the career of the longtime Trump adviser just arrested and indicted as part of the Mueller investigation.
“It’s easy to make fun of Roger Stone, he literally looks like an Easter Island statue,” Bee said. “But there’s a lot more to Roger Stone than a cone head and Nixon tattoo.”
“For decades, Stone has proclaimed himself a political genius, a high-powered trickster merrily owning the libs, a sort of Republican Banksy,” she explained, before mocking his claims that he’s an “agent provocateur.”




9/  How can Democrats win next year? Wage a class war! A thought-provoking and pretty persuasive story from New York Magazine....
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The Democratic Party’s leading lights — from Elizabeth Warren on the party’s left flank, to Joe Biden on its right — are all telling versions of the same story: The American people are working hard, but their economy is hardly working. Wage growth is too damn low, while the cost of health care is too damn high. Inequality is getting out of control and the American dream is growing out of reach. Diversity is our strength, bigotry is our weakness, and progress is our destiny. We must move forward, not backward (upward, not forward, and always, twirling, twirling, twirling toward freedom).
Policy visions vary. Democrats disagree about how their party should go about solving America’s problems. But when it comes to describing those problems, there is only one question that bitterly divides them: Does their story of middle-class decline need a ruling-class villain?




10/  SNL's Leslie Jones doing a rap song? It's actually pretty good, very New Yorky.....3 minutes....
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It’s worth noting that Leslie Jones has about a hundred percent more energy and charisma when on the “Weekend Update” desk than in an ADR-assisted video in which she praises the Upper East Side of Manhattan. That being said, Jones’ low energy is still more than other performers cranking it up to Spinal Tap’s 11. This song overcomes its initially tame beginnings and ultimately ends with one of the best last lines of any sketch this season.
After some initial lines praising the clean subways and safe streets of the U.E.S., things start getting downright odd (and delightful) when McAvoy’s German baker Michael appears to spice things up with his thick accent and $12 croissants. It’s unclear if Michael, and the patronage of his bakery, is a celebration or a mockery of the Upper East Side. The fact that Kate McKinnon would rather stay home to Netflix and chill with her cat suggests it’s the latter. But near the end, Jones defends her lifestyle. “They say, ‘Leslie, you forgot where you came from.’ Bitch, I live here because I rememberwhere I came from!”




11/  The truly evil bastard in our politics is Mitch McConnell.....Trump is obviously the worst but he's mentally ill  - McConnell is knowingly evil....
His treatment of the voting bill the Democrats just put forward reveals what a cynical, dangerous slime ball he is....
Good story from Rolling Stone...
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Suppressing votes is not merely a racist act, nor it is simply the last resort for a party out of ideas. Voter suppression is traitorous. Intentionally restricting access to the ballot is a violation of the ideals that we have been told are inherently American. The United States government is of, by and for the people. Yet we are barred from the fundamental democratic process by those in power merely because our skin color predicts our political persuasion. The Supreme Court’s 2013 Shelby vs. Holder decision should have had people marching in the streets to restore that landmark civil rights legislation to its full powers — or at least made that a key topic of the subsequent presidential election.



12/  The best TV coming this year....from RS....
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If the constant deluge of programming in the Peak TV era is starting to make viewing feel like a chore… snap out of it! (To quote, well, not a TV show.) The beauty of the streaming age is that there’s something — many things, in fact — for everybody, available at any time of day, whenever you want to escape the real world and drop into another.
Maybe that world is the lawless and dusty hills of 1870s South Dakota, where everyone carries a gun and has a musical command of the word “fuck” (Deadwood). Maybe it’s the misty cliffs of tony, modern-day Monterey, California, where secrets hide in multimillion-dollar mansions overlooking the Pacific (Big Little Lies). Maybe it’s the coke-fueled chaos of Wall Street circa 1987 (Black Monday) or a world we’ve never seen before in a galaxy far, far away (The Mandalorian).
Whatever your fancy, Peak TV creators can deliver it.




13/  Considering what's coming tonight [Maroon 5], have a look at the Super Bowl half time shows ranked from worst to best by Rolling Stone.......fascinating....
There is no gig in music like the Super Bowl halftime show. You have 12 minutes to justify your legend. You have 150 million people watching, most of whom are distracted by the nachos platter, how much beer is left in the fridge or how much of the rent they bet on the Eagles. Chances are it’s the biggest worldwide audience of your life, and getting it right means rising to the hugeness of the moment. Getting it wrong can crush a career. Good luck, Justin Timberlake, and try not to undress anybody this year.
And with Super Bowl 52 set for this Sunday, what better time to rank the Big Game’s halftime shows from worst to best. Here’s a subjective, personal, irresponsible and indefensible breakdown of the winners and losers. The Bonos and Beyoncés and Bruces and Britneys. The Janets and Justins. The Michaels and Maccas and Madonnas





Todays Political joke
A man told his friend, "You won't believe what happened last night... 
My daughter walked into the living room and said, ‘Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out the window; take my TV, and my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then, sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose.’ "
"Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "She actually said that?"
"Well, she didn't put it quite like that. She actually said... 'Dad, meet my new boyfriend - Mohammed. We're going to work together on AOC's election campaign!' "


Todays political joke
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.
 
This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).
  
Persons selected to be RAPEDcan apply to Congress to be considered for theSHAFTprogram (Special Help After Forced  Termination).
  
Persons who have beenRAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under theSCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).
A person may be RAPED
once,SHAFTED twice andSCREWED as many times as Congress deems appropriate. 
 
Persons who have beenRAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
Obviously persons who have
AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Congress.
  
Persons who are not RAPEDand are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Congress has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.
 
Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you all theSHIT you can handle.
 
Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (
E.V.I.L.)
PS - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.



Todays "The Villages" jokes

These are actual ads seen in
''The Villages'' Florida newspaper. 

FOXY LADY :
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,
80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'),
Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT :
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband,
Looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness,
fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
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SERENITY NOW :
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and
meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together,
take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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WINNING SMILE :
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser
to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
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BEATLES OR STONES ?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on
Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen,
let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
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MEMORIES :
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads
together.
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My favorite…

MINT CONDITION :
Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair,
many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well.

Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.