Friday, May 8, 2020

Davids Daily Dose - Friday May 8th





1/  Frank Rich on the weeks news.....
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Most weeks, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich speaks with contributor Alex Carp about the biggest stories in politics and culture. Today, Trump’s insistence on reopening the economy, Joe Biden’s response to Tara Reade, and George W. Bush’s reemergence.
In the face of a climbing death toll and against warnings from some of his advisers, Donald Trump continues to value “reopening the economy” more than the nation’s public-health needs. Will this strategy bring him any political advantage? 
Since Trump’s only motive for any action is to seize political or economic advantage, that’s certainly his hope.



2/  David Wallace-Wells on "The Plan" for the pandemic. We are in for a long haul, and many, many more deaths than they are telling you. 
Trump's plan seems to be to get herd immunity by having 60-70% of the country infected.
Intelligent, science and fact-based article....
Goes hand in hand with #7....
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There is still no plan for the end of the coronavirus crisis, for all intents and purposes.
A month ago, on April 5, I wrote that, weeks into what was initially intended to be a short lockdown, there was no clear vision of an endgame from the White House. In theory, the lockdowns were designed to slow the spread of the disease to give us time to catch up and prepare for what would happen when restrictions were relaxed.



3/ Even some Trumpies might agree with the statement "Trump is a malignant narcissist"...but do you know what this means? 
How a malignant narcissist sees the world? And how he sees you?
Fascinating and scary article by a renowned Psychologist....
Note the first third of the story is a summary of how this disaster has unfolded - you may want to straight to the interview with the psychologist...
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At almost every juncture, Donald Trump has made decisions about the coronavirus pandemic that have led to more death. His behavior is that of a person who has no care or concern for the health, safety and welfare of the American people. Nothing could epitomize that more perfectly than his grotesque suggestion this week that "injecting" disinfectants or household cleaning products might kill the coronavirus. This would seem comical, and entirely unbelievable, if it had not actually happened.



4/  Good story from the Guardian about Paul Krugman, the economist who writes a column for the Times....
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The New York Times columnist Paul Krugman has four essential rules for successful punditry:


5/  A charming and fascinating video.....four minutes of story time....



6/  We've not seen a comprehensive list of the corruption of this Administration laid out as clearly as this.....they just don't care any more, he has corrupted everything.......

QUICK AND DIRTY
  • Secretary of Agriculture Sonny Perdue was the subject of multiple ethics complaints and investigations during two terms as governor of Georgia. In one headline-making case, he approved a tax bill with a little-noticed provision that retroactively saved him $100,000 on a land sale.
  • Perdue has filled the department’s top ranks with former agribusiness executives and lobbyists, along with an unusual number of Trump campaign workers without other obvious qualifications.



7/  A serious but tongue in cheek article from the Times about "Flattening the Truth"....it's amusing, informative, spot on and gives us the reality of the virus....
Recommend this one....
The People (P): What is happening?
Answer (A): A virus has come.
P: Is it dangerous?
A: Very dangerous. But not dangerous to most. It strikes the elderly most viciously. But it can kill the middle-aged, the young, the thin, the healthy.
P: What should we do?
A: Stay away from others. Stay inside.
P: And then we won’t get the virus?
A: Absolutely you will get it. Everyone will get it.
P: Wait. No one told us this. They’re telling us to stay inside and we won’t get it.

8/  What is going to happen to small businesses, the restaurants and stores we support in our communities? 
Anne Lowry in the Atlantic explains how it's not going to be the same world....
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Outside of Boston, a marketing company is struggling to figure out how to cover its bills. In Indiana, a dance studio is waiting on three emergency-loan applications. In Baltimore, a deli is closed and desperate for help.
The government is engaged in an unprecedented effort to save such companies as pandemic-related shutdowns stretch into the spring. But Washington’s policies are too complicated, too small, and too slow for many firms: Across the United States, millions of small businesses are struggling, and millions are failing. The great small-business die-off is here, and it will change the landscape of American commerce, auguring slower growth and less innovation in the future.



9/  The English version of an ad running on China TV....




10/  Michelle Goldberg with a good column from the Times....maybe something good will come out of this eventually, but hopefully the Democrats won't screw it up as usual...
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Until very recently, Andrew Yang thought that the need for a universal basic income would be a big issue in the 2024 election, as “many of the trends that I campaigned on were going to become completely clear to more and more Americans” over the next four years. He was arguing, for example, that between now and then, “30 percent of our stores and malls were going to close because of Amazon.”




11/  Another great ad from the Lincoln Project, Republicans who hate Trump....




12/  Tom Tomorrow - Trump's dreams....
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13/  For those of you that think Umair is a little OTT, read this story about how the lockdown is affecting different classes in this country, 
and of course it's awful at the bottom....
For us in our middle class bubble it's inconvenient, but if you are poor it's a disaster.
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There was the pandemic, then there was the storm. Of all the natural disasters, tornadoes lend themselves the most to being read as Providence. Like hurricanes and wildfires, they can level everything in their path, but those paths can also be narrow enough, forgiving enough, to grind one house into debris while leaving the neighboring structure untouched. Metaphors become redundant in the face of such calamity; the thing to which you’d otherwise be comparing it is, too often, what it already is. But when disaster looms, we grasp for deeper meaning.



14/  Umair insults us all.....the trouble is he's a little bit right....
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“Hey, Umair. Did you inject yourself with Lysol yet?”
Ben, the London copper, shouted from across the dog park.
I looked up, confused.
Massimo, the Italian doctor, grinned, and cried: “Maybe he drank it already!”
“Wait, what?” It was too early for this. I’d just woken up. Snowy looked up at me, smiling, too. I grumbled, irritated                                          https://eand.co/donald-trump-american-idiot-1571f3606ea4


15/  Hows your vitamin D level? Might want to take a supplement....
A new study found that vitamin D levels are “severely low” in aging populations, particularly in Spain, Italy, and Switzerland. These countries have also experienced the greatest death rates due to COVID-19, prompting the authors to advise “vitamin D supplementation to protect against SARS-CoV-2 infection.”
Researchers at Queen Elizabeth Hospital Foundation Trust and the University of East Anglia analyzed the mean levels of vitamin D for 20 European countries, as well as data pertaining to the mortality rate caused by COVID-19. 



16/  Rolling Stone with what to watch in May....
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Seen any good movies lately? Chances are you haven’t, at least not in theaters. But as our new stay-at-home normal stretches out into another month, some films once destined for the multiplex have started to show up in other locations. Remember that comedy that reunites Kumail Nanjiani with Michael Showalter, the director of The Big Sick, and co-stars Insecure‘s Issa Rae? That’s coming to a home theater near you in May. Ditto a controversial documentary about sexual harassment in the music industry and the final installment of Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon’s gastro-travelogue Trip franchise. Movies, not-even-close-to-now more than ever!
And of course, there’s a lot of new TV — good old-fashioned serialized and oh-so binge-worthy TV. 



17/  The Times TV reporter with the best movies on Netflix....
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The sheer volume of films on Netflix — and the site’s less than ideal interface — can make finding a genuinely great movie there a difficult task. To help, we’ve plucked out the 50 best films currently streaming on the service in the United States, updated regularly as titles come and go. And as a bonus, we link to more great movies on Netflix within many of our writeups below. (Note: Streaming services sometimes remove titles or change starting dates without giving notice.)




Todays Italian joke...
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

 One night, she confided to him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

 She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

 To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support to begin.

 One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
 'Honey, she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.'

 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

 On the card was written:

 Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
 Two with meatballs, one without.
 Send extra sauce.

Todays talking dog joke
A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.'
He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.
The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"Do you really talk?" he asks the dog.
"Yes", the Labrador replies.
After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, he man asks, "So, tell me your story" 
The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the SAS"."In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping."
I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired."

The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.

"Ten quid", the owner says.

"£10!!? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"

"Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the garden...!  


Todays Dear Abby jokes

DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS  AS HOW TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS:
Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a
middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her
mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never
seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could
be Lebanese?
 
Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?
 
Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill
for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should
share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money
with him.
 
Dear Abby,
I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when
confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would
never happen again.

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised
in a good Christian home turn against his own?
 
Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?
 
Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour
every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
 
Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental pause.
 
Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send
him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a
doctor. Now what do I do?
 
Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the
baby I'm carrying is his
 
 

Sunday, May 3, 2020

Davids Daily Dose - Sunday May 3rd




1/  Interesting little story about why Trump got the number of dead from the virus so spectacularly wrong....he relied on numbers cooked up by one of the team of idiots in the White House, not an actual epidemiologist. Good insight into how dysfunctional our gub'mint is....
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President Trump’s habit of promising unrealistically low casualty counts is one of the more inexplicable unforced errors in the administration’s handling of the coronavirus pandemic. “One is too many,” he said on April 20, “but we’re going toward 50 or 60,000 people.” Just four days later, the number of confirmed deaths had already exceeded 50,000. A few days after that, he tacked on another 10,000 to the upper and lower bound, saying, “we’re probably heading to 60,000, 70,000.” That figure is already moot.



2/  Trevor Noah on Elon Musk and other topics....amusing, seven minutes....
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3/  Excellent column from Frank Bruni in the Times.....he talks to a woman who saw this coming, and sees more chaos ahead.....good article...
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I told Laurie Garrett that she might as well change her name to Cassandra. Everyone is calling her that anyway.
She and I were Zooming — that’s a verb now, right? — and she pulled out a 2017 book, “Warnings: Finding Cassandras to Stop Catastrophes.” It notes that Garrett, a Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist, was prescient not only about the impact of H.I.V. but also about the emergence and global spread of more contagious pathogens.




4/  One of the side effects of this crisis is a growing resentment of older people......feeling it yet?
Can't preview this because I use an ad blocker.....but it's an interesting story from the LA Times.....




5/  Chuck Schumer was on Colbert's show, and Trump watched the interview and tweeted about it....so Colbert responded! Two amusing minutes....
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6/  Republicans and Trump hate the Postal Service....here is why, and what happens if they get their way. Also, what the Post Offices could become....
Very good article from the New Yorker....
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I am probably one of the least consequential things my mother has ever delivered. She has two other daughters, for starters—one’s a public servant and the other is a special-education teacher. But she’s also spent her working life delivering love letters, college acceptances, medications, mortgage papers, divorce filings, gold bars, headstones, ashes, and care packages. In her thirty-eight years as a rural letter carrier with the United States Postal Service, she’s delivered just about everything you can legally send through the mail.



7/  And Sam Bee with comedic reporting on why we need the Postal Service, very good nine minutes....
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8/  Umair on why the American economy is dying, and what's coming to the middle class....what's left of it....
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See that chart above? The line plunging into the abyss? That’s an economy having a heart attack and dying.
 




9/  Can you tell I love Tom Tomorrow? 
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10/  A grim look at the future with Chris Hedges, Pulitzer winner and author....
An intelligent and tough analysis of our society, and where it's headed. Warning - you won't like it....

Pulitzer winner Chris Hedges: These "are the good times — compared to what's coming next" 

Author of "America: The Farewell Tour": We're heading for a steep decline; Biden and the Democrats have no answers

Empires fall a little bit at a time and then all at once. Over the last two decades, America has proven itself to be well along on that journey. The coronavirus pandemic has simply pushed our nation further along that downward spiral. 
Ultimately, the pandemic has further exposed and exacerbated — for those still somehow in denial about the decades-long reality of America as a decaying empire — deep political, social, economic, cultural and other societal problems. 
The country's infrastructure is rotting. Trump presides over a plutocratic, corrupt, cruel, authoritarian, pathological kakistocracy.



11/  Great ad from the Lincoln Project.....one minute...



12/  Jamil Smith in Rolling Stone on how Trump and his minions have mishandled the billions that were supposed to support small businesses.....
There is no end to the corruption of these bastards, they don't even try to hide it any more....
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The Trump administration blew $349 billion in small-business pandemic aid in four weeks, less time than it took for me to grow out my quarantine beard. That is nothing to be proud of, but President Trump still took his victory lap on Tuesday, boasting about breaking speed records for loans like it was an Olympic sport. Unmentioned were the carelessly written rules that allowed at least $500 million to go to Fortune 500 companies, major hotel chains, and other publicly held corporations. Some will return the tens or hundreds of millions, some won’t. In the midst of a plague and the worst economic collapse in at least a decade, the White House has let in the robber barons to use the Treasury like an ATM. The Paycheck Protection Program should be the latest major Trump corruption scandal — but we aren’t yet treating it as such.




13/  For all the media attention to cruise ship passengers struck down with the virus, there has been minimal coverage about the crew of these ships.....
Interesting story from the Guardian....
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T
he Apex was nearly finished. A brand new cruise ship for the Celebrity Cruises line, it was a towering, 117,000-ton vessel with luxuries like a “resort deck” featuring martini-glass-shaped jacuzzis and a movable platform cantilevered off the side – known as “the Magic Carpet” – to be used as an outdoor restaurant. As the builders put the finishing touches to it, the company held parties for crew and contractors, even as the rest of the world was shutting down to prevent the spread of coronavirus.





14/  Umair attempts to explain why Trump supporters think the way they do....
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A President who suggests the answer to a global pandemic is…injecting disinfectant…drinking it…and that’s after he cut funding for the WHO. “Lockdown liberation” protesters who call the act of staying at home “slavery.” Government after government which disregarded warning after warning about said pandemic…to catastrophic effect.
When I look around the world today, I see shattering ignorance at work, like never before in our lifetimes.




15/  Sean Illing from Vox interviews Goerge Packer, who wrote the very disturbing article in the Atlantic last week....that you should have read!
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Is the United States of America a failed state? 
Looking at the American government’s response to the coronavirus, it seems that, at the very least, Americans have a failed government: This administration did not adequately assess the threat despite having at least two months to map out a plan, and it botched its response once the crisis was full-blown. We’ve paid a high price for that failure. The incompetence of Donald Trump’s administration has almost certainly cost lives.
Whether this counts as a “failed state” is a more slippery question.



16/  Not going to comment on this story....
Dozens of pastors across the Bible Belt have succumbed to coronavirusafter churches and televangelists played down the pandemic and actively encouraged churchgoers to flout self-distancing guidelines.
As many as 30 church leaders from the nation's largest African American Pentecostal denomination have now been confirmed to have died in the outbreak, as members defied public health warnings to avoid large gatherings to prevent transmitting the virus.
Deaths across the US in areas where the Church of God in Christ has a presence have reportedly stemmed from funerals and other meetings among clergy and other church staff held during the pandemic.




Todays Floriduh joke 
"Lemon Pickers Needed" read the ad in the newspaper.
 
Ms. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida, read it, and decided to apply for one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.
 
She submitted her application for a job in a Florida lemon grove, but seemed far too qualified for the job.
 
She has a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan, and a master's degree from Michigan State University.
 
For a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.
 
The foreman studied her application, frowned, and said, "I see that you are well educated, and have an impressive resume.
 
"However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”
 
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said. "I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, voted twice for Bush, twice for Scott and once for Trump.”
 
She started work yesterday.
 



Todays Scottish joke
A Glasgow man phones a Dentist to enquire about the cost for a tooth extraction.

"£85 pounds for an extraction, sir" the dentist replied.

"£85 quid! Huv ye no'got anythin' cheaper?"

"That's the normal charge," said the dentist.

"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anaesthetic?"

"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and would knock £15 pounds off."

"Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without any anaesthetic?"

"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But the price could drop by £20 pounds."

"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer student do the extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin?"

"It'll be good for the students", mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you £5 pounds but it will be traumatic."

"Och, now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman. "Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"


Todays blonde joke
A man got on a bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.

The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after several curious glances from her, he announced,

"It's golf balls."

The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said.

After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked,
"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"