Tuesday, June 9, 2020

Davids Daily Dose - Tuesday May 9th




1/  It's time to invoke the 25th Amendment....Trump is batsh#t crazy....
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One of the most memorably horrific scenes of police abuse that played out across the country last week took place in Buffalo, where an officer shoved a 75-year-old man to the ground and then the rest of his colleagues marched past as the victim lay bleeding on the pavement.
Or so you think.




2/  Randy Rainbow with "Bunker Boy"....amusing, and he can really sing too....
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3/  Bill McKibben with a very good column about the protests tilted "If Trump Goes Any Lower, We'd Better Be Prepared"....
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Events are now moving at high speed in this country—every day, President Trump and his crew gallop past new lines, so that the morning’s flagrant usurpation is legitimized by the evening’s even more outrageous improvisation. (Firing tear gas at a crowd in order to be able to stand menacingly in front of a church holding a Bible is hard to top, but I wouldn’t bet against it.) A danger of this is that we’re always reacting to what came before. So perhaps it’s worth skipping a few steps ahead, to places where we haven’t gone yet but very well may.



4/  Stephen Colbert with some comedic reporting on the protests....he's really good in this clip....12 minutes....
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5/  Paul Krugman compares Trump to Richard Nixon....and he concludes Trump is much, much more dangerous....
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On May 4, 1970, the Ohio National Guard opened fire on student protesters, killing four. The 50th anniversary of the Kent State massacre passed with little notice in a nation preoccupied with Covid-19 — but now, suddenly, echoes of the Nixon era are everywhere. And Donald Trump seems to be deliberately invoking Nixon’s legacy, tweeting out “LAW & ORDER!” in the apparent hope that it will magically rescue his political fortunes.



6/  Barbara Streisland with a passionate "Don't Lie To Me".....great lyrics, excellent graphics and 
good to know our premier songstress hates Trump too....
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7/  A sobering article from Benjamin Studebaker on what's going to happen in the next couple of months when states have to cut to 
make up for their budget shortfalls.....bye bye public schools....
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Most of the time the economy isn’t taken seriously. We on the left sometimes talk about unemployment and the need to get aid into the hands of the poor and working class. But the economy is the source of revenue for state governments, and state governments crucially fund our public school systems. On May 29th, the National Conference of State Legislators revised their projections of the budgetary consequences of the COVID-19 pandemic. The result is this: the lockdowns are throttling that vital state revenue.



8/  Sarah Cooper with "How To Bunker"....a funny minute....
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9/  Timothy Egan in the Times on the Never Trump Republicans....and what a great job they are doing....good column....
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We are at the precipice, the us versus him moment. The people, protected by members of the military more faithful to the Constitution they have sworn to uphold than is their commander in chief. And him, the president, threatening to use that military against his own people.



10/  An ad from the Lincoln Project - "The Coward and the Commander".....excellent....
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11/  It's clear some of the police in multiple cities have been out of control in the past 10 days....good column in the Times....
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If we’re going to speak of rioting protesters, then we need to speak of rioting police as well. No, they aren’t destroying property. But it is clear from news coverage, as well as countless videos taken by protesters and bystanders, that many officers are using often indiscriminate violence against people — against anyone, including the peaceful majority of demonstrators, who happens to be in the streets.




12/  From Der Spiegel, a very popular German magazine....
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13/  A wonderful open letter to Trump by a black man....from the Guardian....note - I love sarcasm!
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Dear President Trump, 
I realise this is an extremely busy time for you between games of golf and tweeting but I hope you may be boosted by a rare and welcome thank you letter from a black man at such an inconvenient moment in the history of the United States of America.



14/  A serious Bill Maher on cops.....very good commentary and one of his better bits of comedic reporting....five minutes...
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15/  Tom Tomorrow....wonderful!
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16/  Those bastards at Fox News.....it's hard to believe this story, but it's true...
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Fox News on Friday posted an offensive graphic tracking stock market gains in the wake of several infamous attacks on Black men.
In an image labeled “S&P 500,” the multicolored graphic showed stock market increases after racist events that rocked the nation, including Martin Luther King Jr.’s assassination and the deaths of African Americans Michael Brown and George Floyd at the hands of white police officers. The graphic also included the Los Angeles uprising after the 1992 acquittal of four white officers in the near-fatal beating of black motorist Rodney King. The Fox News graphic, presented during news coverage and not on one of the channel’s right-wing commentary shows, calculated “percentage change” in the market “one week after event.”



17/  Bad Lip Reading - NFL 2020.....love the football players names....an amusing 10 minutes....
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18/  Live in Florida, especially South Florida? Read this, there's still time to sell your house! And rent....
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lorida’s time of climate change denial is over. You can buy mugs in Miami Beach souvenir shops that show a map of the world. Pour in a hot liquid, and Florida disappears. “Climate change is real” appears on the sides of Miami’s buses, and the issue is well covered in the local press; TheMiami Herald appointed a special climate change reporter in 2017.




19/  I wasn't aware of this - were you? Downtown Manhattan....2 minutes....
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20/  That's where he's taking us....five more months to go...
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21/  Like horror movies? Amazon has some of the best....
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Amazon Prime is one of the better streaming services for horror fans (and that’s even before you add on the essential Shudder service for a little extra blood and guts). Someone over at Amazon HQ is clearly a fan of the genre, because there are an unusually abundant number of quality films on the service that will make you double check that the doors are locked at night when you’re done watching. Here are the 40 best of them. Sleep tight.



22/  The Times on this summer's TV shows.....might as well read this, it'll be too hot to go out....
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What will television look like this fall? The signals are mixed. Some networks are promising normal schedules while others are pushing back new shows to 2021 at the earliest. The one thing we know is that traditional TV production, halted by the Covid-19 pandemic, is only just beginning to gear up again.




Todays farmer joke....
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years..  

He had a large pond in the back.  


It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach  trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't  been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket  to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.  

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.  


He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!' 

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast.

Todays religious joke....
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Todays senior joke

An older lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.

When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.
She demanded to know why the charge was so high.

"I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250.00 for just an overnight stay!
I didn't even have breakfast."

The clerk told her that $250.00 is the 'standard rate', and breakfast had been included had she wanted it.

She insisted on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced:
"This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use."

"But I didn't use them," she said.

''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.

He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous.
"We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here," the Manager said.

"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.

"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!" and the Manager countered with his standard response.

After several minutes’ discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him.

The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check.  "But madam, this check is for $50.00."

"That's correct I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.

"But I didn't!" exclaimed the very surprised Manager.

"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

Don't mess with Senior Citizens


Todays sexist joke
*A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who liked to wear very
short skirts and thong panties. 
One day a young man enters the store,
glances at the shop assistant and at the loaves of bread behind the
counter. Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he
has a brilliant idea. 
"I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says.
The shop assistant nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread
located on the very top shelf. 
The man standing almost directly beneath her
is provided with an excellent view, just as he thought. 
When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two loaves. 
As the shop assistant retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male
customers notices what's going on and requests his own loaf of raisin
bread. 
After many trips she is tired and irritated and begins to wonder,
"Why the unusual interest in the raisin bread?" 
Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men standing below. 
Then, she notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd. 
Thinking that she can save herself another trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is it raisin for
you too?" 
"No," he stammers, "But it's quiverin' a little."*

Thursday, June 4, 2020

Davids Daily Dose - Thursday May 4th





A sobering Frank Rich column, and he's worried....there's five months to go....
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Most weeks, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich speaks with contributor Alex Carp about the biggest stories in politics and culture. Today, national unrest since the death of George Floyd.
The nationwide protests following the death of George Floyd in police custody have continued for a week, with no end in sight. Are we, as some journalistshistorians, and politicians have suggested, at a crossroads of American democracy? 
When James Clyburn, the 79-year-old South Carolina congressman, described America as being at a “crossroads” in an interview with CNN’s Anderson Cooper on Tuesday, his tone was matter-of-fact. 




2/  Read the first line of this Times story,and let's hope so...
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Does the Republican Party have a death wish?
Its most prominent leaders — particularly President Trump and Senator Mitch McConnell, the majority leader — have dug themselves into positions that defy all conventional rules of electoral survival. In an election year, even ideologically extreme politicians should try to do popular things and avoid doing unpopular things — if for no other reason than so that they can resume pursuing their extreme goals after Election Day.



3/  This is amusing....from the Daily Show, Trump's posture....
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4/  Per the first line, let's hope so but when a rat is cornered that's when he becomes really dangerous...
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We are in the Götterdämmerung now, the final phase of the Trump era. We began with the axis of adults that imperfectly constrained him. We then entered the age of hubris and action during which he systematically rid himself of the adults and was free to follow his whims. The third phase was the reckoning as he began to bump up against the contradictions of his own approach, on China and Iran in particular. Now we have finally arrived at the long-feared crisis and unraveling.




5/ If only....if only.....
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6/  What's going to happen to and with the Trumpies after November....good article from Prospect.Org
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President Trump may continue to dominate the news, but he’s having an awfully hard time persuading the public of anything. He rails at governors who imposed strict lockdown orders to deal with the coronavirus pandemic, yet those governors have become far more popular than he is. He urges us all to resume normal economic and social activity, yet polls show most Americans still wary and in no hurry to rush out to share each other’s droplets. He cries that voting by mail is fraudulent, yet state after state—including many run by Republicans—is expanding access to mail voting.



7/  We're not a nice race of people....good animation.....
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8/  Trump is obsessed with the Dow, but as this story says it's become a measure of the inequality 
of our society.....disconnected from 90% of the country....
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In early March, as it became clear that the coronavirus pandemic really wasn’t a hoax but was about to upend American life, I started texting my friend Paul, an investment adviser, about the stock market. Although I worked briefly on Wall Street before succumbing to the wealth and prestige of a career in journalism, I couldn’t claim any particular financial expertise. But that didn’t stop me from burdening Paul with my predictions.



9/  Another great ad from the Lincoln Project - "Flag Of Treason"....30 powerful seconds...
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10/  Umair worries we may be way down the road to fascism.....if Trump is re-elected, we're toast...
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11/  The REAL picture from the photo op.....
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12/  Ever heard of Joe Rogan? Me neither, but he's a huge podcast media star.....interesting story...
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When I saw the news that the king of all podcasting, Joe Rogan, had inked a deal with Spotify for his widely popular show I texted to congratulate him on getting crazy rich. How rich?
“Weirdly richer,” he replied. “Like it doesn’t register. Seems fake.”
According to The Wall Street Journal, the deal could amount to more than $100 million, a number that 
Rogan doesn’t want to discuss. “It feels gross,” he told me Thursday night. “Especially right now, when people can’t work.”



13/  Tom Tomorrow talks to a Trumpie....
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14/  We're just at the beginning of how hunger is affecting our country.....
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A record number of Americans face hunger this year as the catastrophic economic fallout caused by the coronavirus pandemic looks set to leave tens of millions of people unable to buy enough food to feed their families.
Nationwide, the demand for aid at food banks and pantries has soared since the virus forced the economy to be shutdown, resulting in more than 40m new unemployment benefit claims, according to the latest figures.
As a result, an estimated one in four children, the equivalent of 18 million minors, could need food aid this year – a 63% increase compared to 2018.


15/  This really is the way they think.....
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16/  The Democratic Party may be shooting itself in the foot again....
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hese are bleak days for America’s progressive movement. The Democratic primary process handed the party’s nomination to the candidate with the most conservative record. Corporate-friendly politicians like the New York governor, Andrew Cuomo, are using the pandemic to brandish their images and install billionaires to run things. Progressive lawmakers in Congress are being steamrolled, even by their own party’s leadership. And a recession is battering the state and local budgets that fund progressive priorities like education and the social safety net.


17/  Another great ad from a Republican group against Trump. Which makes you think - where are the Democrat's ads?
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18/  Some good 2020 movies are streaming....from the Times movie critics...
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Theaters closed in March because of the pandemic, and studios delayed the release of several much-anticipated films till the fall or even 2021. So you’d think there might not be much to recommend so far this year. But our chief critics, Manohla Dargis and A.O. Scott, are having none of that: they are championing several movies that hit theaters before the shutdown or were released online afterward. 



19/  Clint Eastwood is 90 this month, so Rolling Stone pays tribute to his movies and Eastwood as a Director....yes we hate his politics, but he's an 
icon, a great movie star and an accomplished Director.......
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“I’m never be a Laurence Olivier,” Clint Eastwood said, back in 1971. “With my physical type and legato personality, I’ll never play certain parts. But I still can do things that have some quality.”
That he could. There have been numerous new Oliviers over the years, but there has only been one Eastwood.





Todays redneck joke
Dearest Redneck Son,
I’m writing this slow because I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your Dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won’t be able to send you the address because the last North Carolina family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn’t have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I’m not sure it works so well, though. Last week, I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven’t seen them since. The weather isn’t bad here. It only rained twice last week: the first time for three days and the second time for four days.
About that coat you wanted me to send: your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven’t found out what it is yet so I don’t know if you are an aunt or uncle. Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated. He burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn’t get the tailgate down. There isn’t much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened.
Your Favorite Aunt,
Mom


Todays religious joke...

A man has been lost and walking in the desert for about two weeks.

One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary.

Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and collapses on the doorstep.

The missionary finds him and nurses him back to health.

Feeling better, the man asks the missionary for directions to the nearest town.

On his way out the backdoor, he sees this horse.

He goes back into the house and asks the missionary:

“Could I borrow your horse and give it back when I reach the town?”

The missionary says:

“Sure but there is a special thing about this horse. You have to say ‘Thank God’ to make it go and ‘Amen’ to make it stop.”

Not paying much attention, the man answers: “Sure, ok.”

So he gets on the horse and says:

“Thank God,” and the horse starts walking.

Then he says: “Thank God, thank God,” and the horse starts trotting.

Feeling really brave, the man says: “Thank God, thank God, thank God, thank God, thank God,” and the horse just takes off.

Pretty soon he sees this cliff coming up and he’s doing everything he can to make the horse stop.

“Whoa, stop, hold on!”

Finally, he remembers: “Amen!”

The horse stops four centimetres from the cliff.

Then the man leans back in the saddle and says:

“Thank God.”



Todays old lady joke...

An elderly woman driving along at speed passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait:

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car with that classic patronizing smirk and asked,

“What’s your hurry?”

She replied. “I’m late for work.”

“Oh yeah.” Said the cop, ‘what do you do?”

“I’m a R*ctum Stretcher.” She responded.

The cop stammered. “A what?”

“A R*ctum Stretcher!”

“And just what does a r*ctum stretcher do?”

“Well.” She said.

“I start by inserting one finger in the r*ctum, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work from side to side until I can get both hands in and then I slowly, but surely stretch it, until it’s about 6 feet”

“And just what the hell do you do with a 6-foot a*sehole?” He asked.

“You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge!”

Todays teacher joke...

A group of primary school kids, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Randwick races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.

When it was time to take the children to the toilet,

it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men’s toilet when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their underpants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding their w!llies to direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn’t help but notice that Little Johnny was unusually well endowed.

Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said,

‘You must be in year four.’

‘No, love,’ Little Johnny replied.

“I’m riding Silver Arrow in the 2.15!!.