Saturday, June 20, 2020

Davids Daily Dose - Saturday June 20th



1/  Frank Rich on the Bolton book and other topics....excellent as always...
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Most weeks, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich speaks with contributor Alex Carp about the biggest stories in politics and culture. Today, John Bolton’s memoir, Neil Gorsuch’s surprise decision, and #Rampgate at West Point.
The Trump administration has sued John Bolton in an attempt to stop his upcoming memoir, despite its publisher having already printed and distributed copies. If the book is, effectively, already out, what is the point of the lawsuit?
This is something of a mystery.



2/  I know you aren't going to buy John Bolton's book, so watch Trevor Noah give you the 
highlights....and some good laughs too....8 minutes...
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3/  The corporate Democrats are scared to death of progressives, so they are desperately sabotaging the Senate 
race in Colorado of Andrew Romanoff....interesting....
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The Democratic donor class does not want progressives anywhere near the levers of power — even in races where they could clearly win. That's why they're backing centrist millionaire Democrat John Hickenlooper over a proponent of Medicare for All and the Green New Deal for a Colorado Senate seat.



4/  Another great ad from the Lincoln Project...."Distracted"...
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5/  You may have heard of CHOP or CHAZ, Seattle's autonomous zone. If you watch Fox, it's a scary place with anarchists and 
antifa [whatever that means] terrorizing everyone. The reality is different, as this story in Rolling Stone says....
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Seattle’s Capitol Hill neighborhood is the heart of queer Seattle, where last year’s Trans Pride Seattle March drew thousands. It’s a place battling gentrification, where residents and small business owners feel caught in a stranglehold. It’s a parking nightmare, where meters operate 14 hours a day, six days a week. It’s a foodie wonderland, where you can devour a late-night Polish sausage or dine on $17 Thai water beetles. It’s a nightlife Mecca, where spirits flow and music throbs. Just about anything you want to find in Seattle, you can find on Capitol Hill – and lately, that includes what some call the city’s only “cop-free zone.”



6/  Jay Pharoah is on SNL, and he recounts how he was stopped by police and had a cop's knee on his neck. 
This is a powerful, moving video. A must see...four minutes.
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7/  Climate change and the 30 year mortgage.....things are a'changing....
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WASHINGTON — Up and down the coastline, rising seas and climate change are transforming a fixture of American homeownership that dates back generations: the classic 30-year mortgage.
Home buyers are increasingly using mortgages that make it easier for them to stop making their monthly payments and walk away from the loan if the home floods or becomes unsellable or unlivable



8/  Sam Bee on Republican voter suppression....a very good four minutes...
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9/  A good Thomas Friedman column - is Trump trying to spread the virus?
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When the full record of the coronavirus in America is written, historians may argue that President Trump’s biggest mistake was not what he failed to do in early 2020, when the right strategy for combating the virus was widely debated, unproven and hard. No, they will point to what Trump failed to do in June 2020, when the right strategy was clear, proven and relatively easy.



10/  Trump walking down a ramp like there's something wrong with 
him.....hmmmmm....one minute...
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11/  Which leads to....the wonderful and amusing new Biden ad....one minute....
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12/  Why does Trump lie? Michael Tomasky with a good story from the Times...
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The lies and obfuscations pile up. No, it wasn’t tear gas used to clear Lafayette Park for President Trump’s Bible-waving photo-op last Monday night, Attorney General William Barr said on CBS’s “Face the Nation” on Sunday. Rather it was “pepper balls,” he said. “Pepper spray is not a chemical irritant. It’s not chemical.” Wrong, according to The Washington Post; pepper balls are very much a chemical irritant. The paper awarded the nation’s top law enforcement officer four Pinocchios for his claim.



13/  Fox News contributors who have had some legal problems....hypocrites....2 minutes....
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14/  Matt Taibbi on why policing is broken....always an interesting viewpoint...
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15/  Tom Tomorrow....love his toons....
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16/  Fox News caught manipulating images....bastards...
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17/  "Fox and Friends" ad from the Lincoln Project.....a wonderful minute that shows how evil they 
are.....and the dumbass "base" believes these assholes....
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18/  Florida may surprise you in November....🙏
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State’s broken benefits system could see voters turn on Republicans as hundreds of thousands struggle to file claims



19/  Interesting column from the Times by Peter Wehner, a Republican. He looks at the 
brilliant way Trump has made us all begin to doubt reality...
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No president in the history of our Republic has been as disorienting as Donald Trump. His goal, even before he became president, was far more ambitious than to tell mere lies. It was to annihilate the distinction between truth and falsity, to make sure that we no longer share facts in common, to overwhelm people with misinformation and disinformation. It was to induce epistemological vertigo on a mass scale.



20/  The Lincoln Project ad - 'China".....wonderful!
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21/  Jordan Klepper interviews Trump supporters in February this year while the impeachment trial was winding 
down.....seems like another time completely, doesn't it...
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22/  Looks like a fascinating documentary on HBO....Roy Cohn....
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23/  Best TV on Hulu....
Lost, one of the many great shows available to stream on Hulu. Photo: ABC
Picking and choosing the best television programs on Hulu is a little different from cataloguing the top-shelf choices available on Amazon Primeor Netflix. Unlike those two companies, Hulu’s main thrust has always been television. It started life as a way to watch last night’s shows today, and that’s still its purpose for a lot of people — meaning that its catalog is constantlybeing updated with new shows.



24/  Looks like a most interesting documentary - "The Pollinators", a film about commercial 
beekeeping.....PPV on Amazon....
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Every February, Brett Adee joins a caravan of semi-trucks, bound for California’s Central Valley, loaded with millions upon millions of fragile, precious cargo: honeybees. In order for the state’s almond trees to bear fruit – and thus generate an $11bn industry supplying 80% of the world’s almonds – they must be pollinated during the brief window in which the trees flower, from late February through March. And that requires an army of pollinators: some 1.8m hives of honeybees, almost the entire commercial supply in the US, drafted into big agriculture and trucked into central California from as far as the Great Plains and the east coast.



Today's video - a new version of Alexa....an amusing minute....







Todays blonde joke....with a difference!
A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher. 

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn.  
Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?"........ 
 
The rancher leaves for the fields.  After a while, the artificial insemination man Arrives and knocks on the front door.  
 
Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, 
"'This is the one right here." 
  
The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blond, asks,  
"Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?"
   
"That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall," she explains very confidently.  
 
Laughing rudely at her, the man says, "And what, pray tell, is the nail for?"  
 
The blond turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,  
"I guess it's to hang your pants on." 
 


Todays husband joke
Vern works hard at the Phone Company but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. 

His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, So for his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club. 

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Vern! How ya doing?"

His wife is puzzled and asks Vern if he's been to the club before.

 "Oh no," he says. "He's in my bowling league ."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Vern If he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"I recognize her, because she's also the waitress at the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the first nine, honey."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Vern, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi Vern. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Vern's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. 

Vern follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else.

But his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at the top of her lungs and calling him every four-letter word in the book.

The cabby looks in the rear-view mirror and says, "Geez Vern, you picked up a real bitch this time."

VERN'S FUNERAL WILL BE THIS COMING FRIDAY


Todays Catholic joke
The parish priest went on a fishing trip.
On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to
reel it in.  The guide, holding a net, yelled, 'Look at the size of that Son of a Bitch!'
 
'Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!'

'No, Father, that's what kind of fish it is - a Son of a Bitch fish!'

'Really? Well then, help me land this Son of a Bitch!'
 
Once in the boat, they marvelled at the size of the monster.
'Father, that's the biggest Son of a Bitch I've ever seen'

'Yes, it is a big Son of a Bitch. What should I do with it?'
 
'Why, eat it! Of course. You've never tasted anything as good as Son
of a Bitch!'  

Elated, the priest headed home to the rectory.
While unloading his gear and his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired
about his trip.

'Take a look at this big Son of a Bitch I caught!'
 
Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary, 'Father!'

'It's OK, Sister. That's what kind of fish it is, a Son of a Bitch fish!'
 
'Oh, well then, what are you going to do with that big Son of a Bitch?'

Sister Mary informed the priest that the new Bishop was scheduled to
visit in a few days and that they should fix the Son of a Bitch for
his dinner.
 
'I'll even clean the Son of a Bitch', she said.

As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Friar walked in.

What are you doing Sister?'

'Father wants me to clean this big Son of a Bitch for the new Bishop's Dinner'

'Sister! I'll clean it if you're so upset! Please watch your language!

'No, no, no, it's called a Son of a Bitch Fish.'

Really? Well, in that case, I'll fix up a great meal to go with it,
and that Son of a Bitch can be the main course!
Let me know when you've finished cleaning that Son of a Bitch.'

On the night of the new Bishop's visit, everything was perfect.

The Friar had prepared an excellent meal.

The wine was fine, and the fish was excellent.

The new Bishop said, 'This is great fish, where did you get it?'

'I caught that Son of a Bitch!' proclaimed the proud priest.

'And I cleaned the Son of a Bitch!' exclaimed the Sister.

The Friar added, 'And I prepared the Son of a Bitch, using a
special recipe!

The new Bishop looked around at each of them.

A big smile crept across his face as he said,
'You fuckers are my kind of people!"



Saturday, June 13, 2020

Davids Daily Dose - Saturday June 13th





1/  Frank Rich is worried, which means we all should be.....
Many people waited several hours to vote in Georgia on Tuesday. Photo: Erik S Lesser/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock
Most weeks, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich speaks with contributor Alex Carp about the biggest stories in politics and culture. Today, a possible turning point in the Trump presidency and the rebuilding of our nation’s newsrooms.
After the most transformative week the country has seen during his presidency, Donald Trump’s public approval is slipping in a wave of new polls, and a number of prominent Republicans have begun to publicly withhold their support. Have we reached a turning point?



2/  Great ad about the excretable and two-faced Lindsey Graham.....30 seconds of pleasure....
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3/  Most interesting story from the Guardian about how our late night comedians have become 
comedic reporters....all of the names you see here on DDD.....
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Late-night hosts are, by conventional wisdom, comedians – entertainers who commune with “our moment” somewhere on a spectrum between playful to biting. Which is a tall order, as our moment keeps getting darker, flooded with bullshit increasingly exposed but rarely expunged.



4/  Sarah Cooper with "How To Water"....these are his actual words people....
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5/  John Oliver with his excellent comedic reporting on police brutality, and he explains what defund the 
police means....it's not what Fox News says it is....
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6/  This is a big portion of "the base"....yes I know it's bad and unfair...
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7/  In spite of his obvious derangement Trump retains the unwavering support of Republicans, and 
the Guardian looks at the quandary many Republican politicians are in....they are all terrified of the base....
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Now they were truly on different sides of the fence. Donald Trump, the 2016 Republican nominee for president, spent Sunday tweeting from inside the White House. Outside the fortified cage, Mitt Romney, the 2012 Republican nominee, wore a face mask and joined marchers supporting Black Lives Matter.
It was a symbolic standoff between the new Republican party and the old. 




8/  Jimmy Kimmel with an ad for the Trump Army....join now!




9/  As far as the virus goes we are in an information void.....we don't believe anything the gub'mint tells us because they have lied so often, and in the last month the fewer federal authorities have basically shut down and it's now up to the states. For Florida, we know they are cooking the numbers so who do you believe? Who can you trust?

This article is the closest I have seen to straight talk, no BS about the virus. And it's not pretty....but I don't know about you but I would rather have the facts so at least you know what's coming....
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We’ve been told alternatively to not wear masks, to wear masks, to stay home, and to get out and reinvigorate the economy. Hydroxychloroquine and remdesivir both got our hopes up but now have largely fizzled. We’ve heard estimates that as many as two million Americans will die and now, with 100,000 deaths, we’ve heard we’re near the end of the crisis. Is a vaccination forthcoming?  How likely we to get the disease? What exactly should we do with our aging parents who are at the most risk?
To get some clear answers, I called Michael Osterholm, PhD, MPH, an internationally known expert in infectious disease epidemiology who has advised both Democratic and Republican Presidents.



10/  Says it all.....Trump called Putin before he made his "dominate" speech....
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11/  Matt Taibbi on the media and the way we are being manipulated by the "woke" mania going on right now....Taibbi tackles the stories no 
one else will touch - he's like Bill Maher in that way....
I'll bet if you read this the next time you read or see a story on the riots or Covid, you will think and question.....
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Sometimes it seems life can’t get any worse in this country. Already in terror of a pandemic, Americans have lately been bombarded with images of grotesque state-sponsored violence, from the murder of George Floyd to countless scenes of police clubbing and brutalizingprotesters. 
Our president, Donald Trump, is a clown who makes a great reality-show villain but is uniquely toolless as the leader of a superpower nation. 



12/  Honest Trailers looks at "Aliens".....three minutes....These are amusing [sarcastic!].....
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I'm sure this article from the Times is relevant to most of you....who is most likely to die from the virus!
Months into the coronavirus pandemic, scientists have identified some clear patterns in which people who suffer from Covid-19 are most likely to die. Pre-existing medical conditions are one important factor. As of June 3, roughly nine in ten New Yorkers and Chicagoans who died of Covid-19 suffered from underlying chronic conditions. But those underlying conditions don’t affect everyone equally. They are much more prevalent among lower-income workers, according to researchers at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. 



Samantha Bee explains defund the police very well....a good and amusing six minutes....
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An interesting essay on how things aren't as bad as you think they are, they're much worse. This piece reminds me of a more understated, less 
passionate but relentlessly logical Umair....
Forewarned is forearmed....a good discussion of the state of our nation...
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Everybody’s on a high as a result of the last two weeks of protests in the wake of George Floyd’s murder.
But was it even murder?
A wide swath of Americans don’t believe it was so.
You think the only white nationalists, the only Republicans, the only deluded are out there protesting at statehouses for the reopening of America and the right not to wear masks. But there are tens of millions more sitting at home, a great number of them wealthy, who like things just the way they are and despite not going on the record, always refusing to talk politics, are gonna vote for Trump.
Because it’s good for them. Lower taxes. Unrestricted business dealings. Few consequences. What’s not to like?



Watch this, and whatever you might think of Ivanka she comes across as clueless and stupid in this 
Supercut....what a horrible person, and the husband is worse....
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To the tune of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight", here is "Vote Him Away"....amusing and inspiring....
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Rebekah Jones was fired by De Santis because she wouldn't "cook the numbers" on Covid cases....so she started her own website with the real numbers....and they are a lot more than the official Florida DOH...
Former Health Department geographic data scientist Rebekah Jones has created FloridaCOVIDAction.com, which asserts that the state’s widely read public-facing dashboard under reports how many people have tested positive for the pathogen. Florida also overcounts how many have been tested, Jones said, to the benefit of Gov. Ron DeSantis’ push to reopen the state after two months of quarantine.
“I decided to stop wallowing in self-pity and do something constructive, something useful with the skill set I’ve been using for so long,” Jones said. “People have a right to know what’s going on in a straightforward nonpolitical kind of way.”


This is the Florida dashboard for coronavirus cases....at the top right hand corner is a dropdown for your county....



Todays video - at the bottom of your screen...an interview with Muhammed Ali....funny and relevant!



Todays cruise ship joke...

A magician is working on a Cruise Ship…

He has a parrot to spice up his routine.

Sadly, the parrot has the habit of ruining his show.

Whenever the magician makes something disappear, the parrot announces:

“Saw it! You palmed it and hid it up to your sleeve!”

When he does a card trick, the parrot says:

“Saw it! Every card in that decks the same!”

He does this every routine, much to the magician’s dismay.

After a week of this, the cruise ship gets shipwrecked.

In the ensuing chaos, the magician manages to save his belongings and the parrot, but ends up alone with his bird in a lifeboat.

For the first time, the parrot is completely silent.

Two days later, the bird says:

“Alright, I give up. Where's the ship?”


Todays hotel joke

A Hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, "May I help you?"
The man says, "Yes, I'm in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she's going to jump out the window."
The desk clerk says, "I'm sorry sir, but that's a personal matter."
The man replies, "Listen you idiot. The window won't open... and that's a maintenance matter."


Todays sports jokes
"Last year we couldn't win at home and we were losing on the road.  My failure as a coach was that I couldn't think of anyplace else to play."
Harry Neale, professional hockey coach


"Blind people come to the ballpark just to listen to him pitch."
- Reggie Jackson commenting on Tom Seaver


"I'm working as hard as I can to get my life and my cash to run out at the same time.  If I can just die after lunch Tuesday, everything will
be perfect."
- Doug Sanders, professional golfer


"All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, 'See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.'"
- Mickey Lolich, Detroit Tigers Pitcher


"I found out that it's not good to talk about my troubles.  Eighty percent of the people who hear them don't care and the other twenty
percent are glad you're having them."
- Tommy LaSorda, LA Dodgers manager


"My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget."
- E.J. Holub, Kansas City Chiefs linebacker regarding his 12 knee operations


"My theory is that if you buy an ice-cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis.  If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren't as good."
- Vic Braden, tennis instructor


"I don't know.  I only played there for nine years."
- Walt Garrison, Dallas Cowboys fullback when asked if Tom Landry ever smiles


"We were tipping off our plays.  Whenever we broke from the huddle, three backs were laughing and one was pale as a ghost."
- John Breen, Houston Oilers


"The film looks suspiciously like the game itself."
- Bum Phillips, New Orleans Saints, after viewing a lopsided loss to the Atlanta Falcons


"When I'm on the road, my greatest ambition is to get a standing boo."
- Al Hrabosky, major league relief pitcher


"I have discovered in 20 years of moving around the ball park, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats."
- Bill Veeck, Chicago White Sox owner


"Because if it didn't work out, I didn't want to blow the whole day."
- Paul Horning, Green Bay Packers running back on why his marriage ceremony was before noon.


"I have a lifetime contract.  That means I can't be fired during the third quarter if we're ahead and moving the ball."
- Lou Holtz ,Arkansas/Minnesota/Notre Dame/South Carolina football coach


"I won't know until my barber tells me on Monday."
- Knute Rockne, when asked why Notre Dame had lost a game


"I tell him 'Attaway to hit, George.'"
- Jim Frey, K.C. Royals manager when asked what advice he gives George
Brett on hitting


"I learned a long time ago that 'minor surgery' is when they do the operation on someone else, not you."
- Bill Walton, Portland Trail Blazers

"The only difference between me and General Custer is that I have to watch the films on Sunday."
- Rick Venturi, Northwestern football coach


Todays flight attendant joke
A businessman in the first class cabin decided to chat up the
drop dead gorgeous flight attendant: 

“What is your name?”

Flight Attendant:    “Angela Benz,  sir”

Businessman:   “Lovely name ... any relation to Mercedes Benz?”

Flight  Attendant:    “Yes sir, very close”

Businessman:  “How close?”

Flight Attendant:    “Same price".