Tuesday, December 14, 2021

Davids Daily Dose - Tuesday December 14th

 

1/. David Wallace-Wells on the Omicron wave coming, and what we can and mostly can't do about it. Just hunker down folks.....
Ready or not, it’s coming. Photo: Alexi Rosenfeld/Getty Images
It seems almost certain that the new Omicron COVID variant will soon become dominant in the United States. And though it is not yet clear just how much severe illness that will cause, it is also not at all clear what tools we have left at this point in the pandemic to really slow transmission and lessen the impact of the coming wave. 



2/ Kelloggs, the horrible cereal company, skewered.....





3/. Chauncey DeVega in Salon with the premise democracy is in a doom loop. It sure seems that way, doesn't it.....
Dems seem paralysed by fear....

America is trapped in a democracy doom loop. Neofascism is ascendant. A form of path dependency is setting in, whereby at almost every key decision point Democratic leadership, the country's elites as a group, the press and even the American people as a whole are making the wrong choices.



4/. The SNL cold open, with Kate McKinnon back as Dr. Faici - pretty good, an amusing 6 minutes....



5/. Andrew Sullivan shreds the media theory that all "black and brown" people think the same and all vote Democratic come what may....
Good article.........
Of all the acronyms, euphemisms and sophisms pioneered by critical theory, one of the most revealing is the term “black and brown people.” You hear it all the time now. Whether it’s about “the lack of Black and brown representation in Hollywood,” vaccine hesitancy in “Black and brown neighborhoods in large cities,” the right to vote for “Black and brown people,” or “allyship between Black and brown people,” the “B&b” formula is now yet another ubiquitous media virtue-signal.




6/. SNl's "living Christmas Cards" - very good, five minutes....




7/. If you get Heather Cox Richardson's newsletter you will have seen this most disturbing post, giving a historic perspective of what the Supreme Court is really up to. The extreme right wing Justices want to get our society governed by an "originalist" view of the Constitution, which will basically destroy our civil rights. 
An important, serious and eye opening article. 

Today, in Whole Woman’s Health v. Jackson, the Supreme Court undermined the federal protection of civil rights that has shaped our world since the 1950s.

The case asked whether opponents of Texas’s S.B. 8, the so-called Heartbeat Bill, could bring a federal case to block the law, which gets around normal challenges by putting private individuals, rather than the state itself, in charge of enforcing it. By a vote of 5 to 4, the court said they could sue, but it limited that ability so severely that the law itself will remain largely intact.



8/. Weekend Update #1 - the lads are in a strange mood this week.....but it's always good - 4 minutes....

Weekend Update #2 - 2 minutes....



9/. Bob Lefsetz with a ray of hope in this era of political gloom.....is Gavin Newsom our best chance?

“In Response to Texas abortion ban, Newsom calls for similar restrictions on assault weapons”: https://lat.ms/3yiFIaF

This is how you run for President.

Two can play this game. For decades the Republicans have been defining the game, with the Democrats too afraid to take action, for fear of alienating some centrist defector who is never coming back to the party anyway. Biden wanted kumbaya with the opposing party and all he ended up with was wasted time and anemic poll numbers. Because it’s no longer business as usual in the U.S. anymore, it’s WAR!




10/. Brian Williams' final monologue....



11/. Loudoun County Virginia was the center of the rout that made Youngkin Governor over McAuliffe.....and everything the media told you 
about why the Democrats lost is BS. 
Matt Taibbi has written a 4 part series of investigative journalism on how our media distorts everything.....
Very interesting indeed, and I guarantee you will read facts you haven't seen before
Part 1 - Loudoun County....

Part One: “The Inconvenient Minority.”

November 2, 2021, Election night, town of Sterling, Loudoun County, Virginia. Thanks to a years-long media furor over what one former school official here described through a fatalistic laugh as “all the things,” this wealthy northern Virginia county is ground zero of the American culture war tonight. The nation’s most-watched race this evening is a fight for the Virginia governor’s office between a favored Democrat, longtime Bill and Hillary Clinton aide and oft-flummoxed oratorial liability Terry McAuliffe, and the Republican underdog, an aw-shucks private equity vampire turned earnest education advocate named Glenn Youngkin.



12/. SNL's parody of the idiocy of TikTok.....four fast minutes....




13/. Frank Bruni on how Democrats are their own worst enemies.....

The other day, something extraordinary happened. I went six hours — maybe even seven — without seeing anything on the internet about what a disaster Kamala Harris is.

I must have been haunting the wrong sites. I’d clearly failed to check in with Twitter.




14/. And a more forceful story on the same lines.....Democrats have awful friends in the media....

America got some very good news this week, with the Labor Department reporting that it's seeing the lowest jobless claims since 1969. In a functioning political system, this good news would translate into praise for the Democrats and their leader, President Joe Biden. But this is not a functioning political system.
The Democrats have awful friends. They minimize or ignore the party's accomplishments. They amplify the party's flaws while minimizing the flaws of their opponents.




15/. This is the trailer for "Some Kind Of Heaven", a documentary about The Villages produced by Darren Aranofsky.
It's available on Hulu for free, and you can get it on Amazon for $4.99...

A review by Roger Ebert.....




16/. Trailer for the "Matrix Resurrections".....looks amazing, hope it is! 
Coming in December....



17/. Like sci-fi? This looks pretty good! "Station Eleven" on HBO....
The timing of HBO Max’s Station Eleven is either unfortunate or spectacular, depending how you look at it. The 10-part adaptation of Emily St. John Mandel’s acclaimed novel, about the aftermath of a flu pandemic that wipes out most of humanity, arrives while we are still fretting about the impact each new Covid variant will have on our lives. Many viewers may simply not have the tolerance for scenes where people cough in public spaces, hoard supplies, or debate the efficacy of masks against an airborne plague.




Today's video - mainly for guys, but ladies if you are interested in detail this is super intricate......

Rube Goldberg would have been proud of these people....

http://twistedsifter.com/videos/magnet-and-marble-rube-goldberg-machine-by-kaplamino/



Today's Obituary joke

Anyone who has had to write an obituary for a loved one knows how challenging it can be.Here it one in its entirety:

He assures us he is gone

William Ziegler escaped this mortal realm on Friday, July 29, 2016 at the age of 69.

We think he did it on purpose to avoid having to make a decision in the pending presidential election.

He leaves behind four children, five grandchildren, and the potted meat industry, for which he was an unofficial spokesman until dietary restrictions forced him to eat real food.

William volunteered for service in the United States Navy at the ripe old age of 17 and immediately realized he didn’t much enjoy being bossed around. He only stuck it out for one war.

Before his discharge, however, the government exchanged numerous ribbons and medals for various honorable acts.

Upon his return to the City of New Orleans in 1971, thinking it best to keep an eye on him, government officials hired William as a fireman.

After twenty-five years, he suddenly realized that running away from burning buildings made more sense than running toward them. He promptly retired.

Looking back, William stated that there was no better group of morons and mental patients than those he had the privilege of serving with (except Bob, he never liked you, Bob).

Following his wishes, there will not be a service, but wellwishers are encouraged to write a note of farewell on a Schaefer Light beer can and drink it in his honor.

He was never one for sentiment or religiosity, but he wanted you to know that if he owes you a beer, and if you can find him in Heaven, he will gladly allow you to buy him another.

He can likely be found forwarding tasteless internet jokes (check your spam folder, but don’t open these at work). Expect to find an alcoholic dog named Judge passed out at his feet. Unlike previous times, this is not a ploy to avoid creditors or old girlfriends. He assures us that he is gone. He will be greatly missed.


Today's 5 undeniable facts joke
A wise person once said

1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize
that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but
having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.

3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore.  A friend
of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.

4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson,
Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser.  Men may state their preferences,
but will grab whatever is available.

AND...

5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit --- A  recent
study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer
than the men who mention it.




Today's philosophical jokes....
 Every box of raisins is a tragic tale of grapes that could have been wine 
 
 Theme parks can snap a crystal-clear picture of you on a roller coaster going 70 mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still. 
 
 Someone posted that they had just made synonym buns. I replied, "you mean just like the ones that grammar used to make?" I am now blocked. 
 
 Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers .. if you do find one, what's your plan? 
 
 The more I get to know people, the more I realize why Noah only let animals on the boat. 
 
 Facial recognition software can pick a person out of a crowd but the vending machine at work can't recognize a dollar bill with a bent corner. 
 
 When all this pandemic stuff is over, I still plan to wear a mask. It hides the perpetual look of annoyance I have for most people.

 I never make the same mistake twice. I do it like, five or six times, you know, to make sure. 
 
Someone just honked to get me out of my parking space faster. so now I just have to sit here until both of us are dead. 
 
 My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors. 
 
 If you see someone buying candy, popcorn, and a soda at the movies, they are a drug dealer. There's no other explanation for that type of income 
 
 After a year of this pandemic, I'm either going out for ice cream or to commit a felony. I'll decide in the car. 
 
 I know it's time to clean out my purse when my car assumes it's an extra passenger who isn't wearing a seat belt. 
 
 Do not vaccinate health care workers first. If it fails, we're all in trouble. Vaccinate the politicians first. If we lose a few of them, it won't matter. 
 
 In the 1980s I fell off my bike and hurt my knee. I'm telling you this now because we didn't have social media then. 
 
 Some people seem to have aged like fine wine. I aged like milk ... I got sour and chunky. 
 
 Dear Sneeze: If you're going to happen, happen. Don't just put a stupid look on my face and then leave. 
 
 Vegetarians live up to nine years longer than meat-eaters. Nine horrible, worthless, baconless years...

 We all know Albert Einstein was a genius. but his brother Frank was a monster.


Saturday, December 11, 2021

Davids Daily Dose - Saturday December 11th

 

1/. This is a big deal!
In a historic move, Starbucks workers in Buffalo, New York have voted to form the chain’s first U.S. union. Workers there voted 2-1 on Thursday to unionize with Workers United, an affiliate of the SEIU. The union appears to have lost a bid to unionize a second location and the results of an election at a third store are pending review of a number of challenged ballots.


2/. Justice Sotomayor calls out the Supreme Court conservatives, but 6 right wingers don't care any more. 
They're on a mission that ties into the Trumpian surge to an authoritarian state....

About 11 minutes into this week’s hearing on abortion rights at the US supreme court, the floor was taken by Sonia Sotomayor, one of the three beleaguered liberal-leaning justices left on the court after its sharp rightward shift under Donald Trump.



3/. Jordan Klepper goes to LA to find anti-vaxxers.....they're there all right, just a little less stupid sounding than the ones in Iowa....
Seven amusing minutes....



4/. Democrats and most women are in lala land, this is what the extreme right is doing to women's rights- in plain sight! 
This is their agenda, and it's happening.
So what are YOU going to do about it?

In about six months, women in thirty Republican-controlled states will probably lose their right to get an abortion.  

The Supreme Court and the Constitution don't “grant” or “give” Americans rights: they recognize rights and define the extent to which they can be infringed upon by our government, theoretically balancing private rights against the public good.




5/. Sometimes a toon says it all....



6/. Really interesting and very insightful story on the "whys" of anti-vaxxers - the determination of 
whether you refuse the vaccines is in many cases class, not ideology.
A must read!

Robert Steed knew the toll Covid-19 had taken on the South Bronx, where he’d lived most of his life. There were the ambulances that would pull up to the drab brick apartment buildings of St. Mary’s Park Houses, the public housing complex where he’d grown up. There were longtime tenants who’d succumbed to the disease. There were posters pasted near the elevators, urging residents to get vaccinated. But he wouldn’t go near the vaccine.




7/. And here is data showing that the death rate in Trump counties is up to four times higher than Democratic counties....

Since May 2021, people living in counties that voted heavily for Donald Trump during the last presidential election have been nearly three times as likely to die from COVID-19 as those who live in areas that went for now-President Biden. That's according to a new analysis by NPR that examines how political polarization and misinformation are driving a significant share of the deaths in the pandemic

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2021/12/05/1059828993/data-vaccine-misinformation-trump-counties-covid-death-rate?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=news_tab&fbclid=IwAR2_2-ft-oeZaZi9ISauk8z8684PCghi2CbSm5Y2IpNodTFke8vPJbNGJog




8/. Dahlia Lithwick says the Supreme Court is gaslighting us about their real intentions.....
Perhaps it would be refreshing if the conservatives on the U.S. Supreme Court no longer felt the need to lie to us. The lying, after all, is becoming nearly untenable—especially for an institution that relies on public confidence. After confirmation hearings in which they promised that stare decisis was a deeply felt value and that Roe v. Wade was a clear “precedent of the court” and “the law of the land.” there’s something sort of soothing about knowing the lying to our faces will soon be over. 



9/. Paul Krugman with a great column, highlighting the Republican agenda....which is purely to get back power. 
That's it - no policies, no proposals, just destroy Democrats.....
With everything else going on — the likely imminent demise of Roe v. Wade, the revelation that Donald Trump knew he had tested positive for the coronavirus before he debated Joe Biden, and more — I don’t know how many readers are aware that the U.S. government was almost forced to shut down this weekend. A last-minute deal averted that crisis, but another crisis is a couple of weeks away: The government is expected to hit its debt ceiling in the middle of this month, and failure to raise the ceiling would wreak havoc not just with governance but with America’s financial reputation.




10/. Did you know Ron DeSantis is proposing a "State Guard" of 200 troops, answerable to him alone? 
He's creating his own squad of Brownshirts [or SS]....sound familiar?




11/. Matt Taibbi isn't a fan of Twitter.....good post.....
Jack Dorsey, the extend-o-bearded CEO who co-founded Twitter and whose fame grew with that of his increasingly powerful platform during the Trump years, resignedtoday. His departure is the latest plot point in a long-developing Internet tragicomedy, which has seen what was supposed to be a historically democratizing technological tool transformed into a dystopian force for censorship and control. The departure of Dorsey, the rare CEO who not only has a conscience but appears to consult it more than once every few years, is bad news for those who already had complaints about the company, which during his tenure came to occupy a central role in what’s left of American intellectual culture.




12/. The Times lists the best TV shows of 2021....



13/. Based on this review, Mary and I watched "The Power Of The Dog" and it's exactly like Lefsetz says - it's 
kind of hypnotic, and really stays with you.
Recommended!

There is no buzz, none that I can feel. But when it comes to streaming TV it’s all viewer generated, and it happens slowly, but I don’t think there will be a huge groundswell of “The Power of the Dog” viewers, because it’s so slow at the beginning.

They’re in Montana, endlessly beautiful, but I hung on through the credits to find out where they shot it and it turns out New Zealand, chalking up another mark to visit the country where I have only been to the airport.



14/. Bob Lefsetz likes "The Chestnut Man", a Danish TV series. We are going to give this a try! 

And it is well known that the Danes and the Israelis make the best television, and “The Chestnut Man” is Danish, it’s not the best series I’ve ever seen, but it’s far superior to the American dreck being hyped in today’s media. I laughed at the L.A. “Times” streaming recommendations, domestic and lowbrow, what the nitwits like, when the truth is exposed to something better they’d like that even more. Then again, I can’t understand why people hate subtitles. You can watch “The Chestnut Man” dubbed, but it’s not the same. But better to watch it dubbed than not at all.





15/  Vanity Fair lists the 10 best movies of 2021, and you haven't heard of any of them.....except 
for "The Power of The Dog" [see above!]




Today's video - time for one of the short horror movies....three chilling minutes.....this is 
a good one, called "Pictured"...




Today's Israeli joke
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European leagues, but he couldn't find a super athlete who could ensure a Super Bowl win. 

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in the West Bank . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.
 KABOOM! He threw another hand grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney. KA-BLOOEY! Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph. BULLS-EYE! 

"I've got to get this guy!” the coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
 So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl. 

The young man is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.
 

"Mom,"he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl !"


 
"I don't want to talk to you", the old woman says."You are not my son!"

 
"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."

 
"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,.......... "I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago!"



Today's cycle of life joke

1.  When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big Tits.


2.  When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. 
 
3.  In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.  Everything was an emergency.  She was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide.  I decided I needed a girl with stability.
 
4.  When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring.  She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.  Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
 
5.  When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.  She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything.  She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.  She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.  I decided to find a  girl with some real ambition. 
 
6.  When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, I married her.  She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. 
 
7.  I'm older and wiser now, I'm looking for a girl with big tits.



Today's Irish joke

A  Utah Mormon was seated next to an Irish Catholic on a flight back to the States from  London . After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
 
The Irishman asked for a whiskey and a glass of Guinness, which were promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.  
 
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drinks back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."



Today's Hospital Jokes

1. Patient refused autopsy.


2. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.


3. Patient has waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.


4. On the second day, the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.


5. She is numb from her toes down.


6. Patient’s medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40-pound weight gain the in the past three days.


7. Discharge status: Alive but without my permission.


8. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.


9. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.


10. Patient has no previous history of suicides.


11. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.




Today's religious joke
A Priest and a Rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.  

After a while, the Priest turned to the Rabbi and asked,
"Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"
 
The Rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws."
 
The Priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"

To which the Rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."

The Priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

A while later, the Rabbi spoke up and asked the Priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"

The Priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."

The Rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"

The Priest replied, "Yes, Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my faith."
 
The Rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five minutes.
 
Finally, the Rabbi said, "Beats the shit out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?"