Thursday, September 12, 2024

Davids Daily Dose - Debate Special....September 12th

While the debate is fresh in your heads......a special DDD....


I can't think of anyone better than Heather Cox Richardson to summarise insightful observations about the debate......excellent.

Former president Trump has always approached debates as professional wrestling events in which the key is not to explain policies or answer questions, but rather to demonstrate dominance over your opponent. In 2016 the Democratic nominee, former secretary of state Hillary Clinton, had a hard time countering this strategy effectively because of the many expectations of what was appropriate behavior for a female presidential candidate. In 2020 and then again in the June 2024 “debate,” Democratic candidate Joe Biden’s stutter made it difficult to counter Trump’s scattershot attacks.

The question for Democratic presidential nominee Vice President Kamala Harris in tonight’s presidential debate was not how to answer policy questions, but how to counter Trump’s dominance displays while also appealing to the American people.  

She and her team figured it out, and today they played the former president brilliantly. He took the bait, and tonight he self-destructed. In a live debate, on national television. https://heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/september-10-2024?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=20533&post_id=148755424&utm_campaign=email-post 


Jordan Klepper with his take on the match.......very funny.....he's a specialist in sarcasm!



And because we desperately wanted the debate to go well, here is Bob Lefsetz bringing us down to reality. 
It's important you read this because even though the liberal bubble is comforting, 45% of the country who watched the debate just got angrier......because their hero lost.
It ain't over folks.....

Answer the damn question!

This was why I was wary of Kamala being the candidate. She’s tainted by Biden’s record, which I actually think is pretty good. 

She’s not fresh, like Whitmer or Shapiro or Pritzker, who could run away from Biden’s policies, but Kamala is stuck with them.

But she is now the candidate, so let’s move on from that.

The very first question, re the above, she avoided. It was painful.

And contrary to scuttlebutt, Donald Trump spoke English, he did not look demented. 

His sentences made sense, at least in English. But then he went INSANE!

If you’re scoring at home, Harris won, hands down.

But we’re not scoring at home, we’re having an election in November, and that’s the only battle that counts.

https://lefsetz.com/wordpress/2024/09/10/the-debate-8/




The Gregory Brothers put the debate to music for the NYT......clever, mildly amusing....

And this is the original that started the Gregory Brothers - the "Bed Intruder" song....catchy.....



It's called escalation!



Jimmy Kimmel hates Trump, so this intro is one of the funniest he has ever done......really, really good.....



Bob Lefsetz recommends a movie - "Rebel Ridge".....

Netflix trailer (but I’d recommend not to watch it, so the plot is fresh): https://t.ly/muWoY

And here’s your weekend entertainment. At least two hours and eleven minutes of it anyway.

This is a seventies movie. The kind we used to pay to see on a Saturday night, or maybe a hot Tuesday evening, when we had to get out of the house and into deep air conditioning.

But now we see these flicks at home. And the experience is not the same, but you only go out for superhero movies, the studios are afraid of making something like this, they want insurance, they want sequels. “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice”? Really?

So what we’ve got here is a vigilante movie. Crossed with some of that deep south stuff we saw in “Deliverance,” you know, where you’re out of your element, the law does not apply, and the cops rule.

Be afraid, be very afraid. Especially if you’re Black, especially if you’re vulnerable.

But there’s another theme here, that if you work for the man you must go along with the plan. You can’t be a clean cop, the rest of the force won’t let you be. You’ve got to kiss your boss’s ass, no matter what gig you’re doing. And yes, as Bob Dylan sang, we’ve all got to serve somebody, but the game is different when you’re on top of the pyramid. Get married, have a kid or two and you can’t help but play the game, you’ve got to pay the bills. Sure, you could lack moral fiber and walk away, but not only are you going to screw your progeny but you’ll pay a price down the line, you can never forget, and this one bad choice leads to a bunch more.



Today's Philosophical jokes
1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.
2. To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.
3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.
4. It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.
5. The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
6. When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.
7. I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.
8. I had my patience tested. I'm negative.
9. Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.
10. If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"
11. When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.
12. I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.
13. I run like the winded.
14. I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.
15. When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"
16. When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?
17. I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
18. When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east."
19. Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.
20. Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people cops.
21. My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb.


Today's marital joke....
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. 
Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. 
A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the husband. 
"We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule.
"We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled.
My wife quietly said 'That's once.'
We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. 
Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' 
We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. 
My wife, a blonde, promptly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the mule.
I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, 'That's once'."



Today's nightmare joke
Martin goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. 
His son is having a nightmare.
The man wakes him and asks if he is ok.
The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died.
The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, Auntie Susie dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight.
His son is having another nightmare.
The man again wakes his son and asks if he is ok.
This time the son says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had died.
The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, granddaddy dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight.
His son is having another nightmare, and the man wakes him again.
The son says that he had dreamt that daddy had died.
The father assures the son that he is ok and sends the boy to bed.
The man goes to bed but cannot sleep because he is so terrified.
The next day, the man is scared for his life, he is sure is going to die.
After dressing he drives very cautiously to work fearful of a collision.
He doesn't eat lunch because he is scared of food poisoning.
He avoids everyone for he is sure he will somehow be killed.
He jumps at every noise and hides under his desk.
Upon walking in his front door at the end of the day, he finds his wife.
"Good God, Dear," he says, "I've just had the worst day of my entire life!"
She responds,
"You think YOUR day was bad, the milkman dropped dead on the doorstep this morning."


Saturday, September 7, 2024

Davids Daily Dose - Saturday September 7th

 

1/. Trump is flailing at Kamala, she terrifies him......can't wait for the debate on Tuesday!



“Kamala, you’re fired!” shouted Donald Trump. Then he pleaded: “You’re fired. Get out. Get out. Get out, Kamala!” The crowd cheered at his rally on 26 August in Glendale, Arizona, as though approving his order. But the invocation of the magic words he recited at the climax of every episode of The Apprentice failed to make her phantom disappear.

Trump’s advisers sneak policy material into his stump speech that he must read as it scrolls on his teleprompter. They want to channel him into speaking about “the issues”. But he has revolted against them and “the issues”. “They always say, ‘Sir, please stick to policy, don’t get personal,” he complained to a rally. He turned to his Maga masses to give him license. “Should I get personal, or should I not get personal?” The crowd cheered as he knew it would. It was the poll result he wanted. “My advisers are fired!”

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/article/2024/sep/04/trump-kamala-election?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other



 2/. Trump campaigning......not very good at it is he?





3/. Good advice from Nicolas Kristof, "Don't Demean Trump Voters", but so, so difficult to do....

Some of the best advice Democrats have received recently came from Bill Clinton in his speech at the Democratic National Convention.

First, he warned against hubris: “We’ve seen more than one election slip away from us when we thought it couldn’t happen, when people got distracted by phony issues or overconfident.” That’s something that any Clinton understands in his — or her — gut.

Second, related and even more important, he cautioned against demeaning voters who don’t share liberal values.

“I urge you to meet people where they are,” said Clinton, who knows something about winning votes outside of solid blue states. “I urge you not to demean them, but not to pretend you don’t disagree with them if you do. Treat them with respect — just the way you’d like them to treat you.”https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/31/opinion/trump-voters-liberal-civil.html



4/. Coming on Sept. 17th on HBO - "Stopping The Steal".....
Here's the trailer.....



5/. Ever been to Harrods in London? Bob Lefsetz just went, and was really impressed.....

You gotta be rich.

Actually, first we stopped in Harvey Nichols. All the men’s clothing is on the first floor, broken down by designer, and if I had 5 or 10k to spend I could change my entire look and be happy with it. But that ain’t gonna happen.

At Harrods the women’s stuff is on the ground floor. And the amazing thing is a lot of these handbags, the Louis Vuitton, the Balenciaga, have no price tags. If you’ve got to ask…you’re not going to be able to afford it.

And to tell you the truth, I didn’t see many people buying. Actually, at that point it was just us and the help. Seems that everybody slept in after a long night, they showed up around noon.

And when they did…

MAGA won’t like it in London. Because of all the ethnicities.

https://lefsetz.com/wordpress/2024/08/31/harrods/



6/. Our mainstream media is failing America......excellent article.....

The first thing to say about the hate and scorn currently directed at the mainstream US media is that they worked hard to earn it. They’ve done so by failing, repeatedly, determinedly, spectacularly to do their job, which is to maintain their independence, inform the electorate, and speak truth to power. While the left has long had reasons to dismiss centrist media, and the right has loathed it most when it did do its job well, the moderates who are furious at it now seem to be something new – and a host of former editors, media experts and independent journalists have been going after them hard this summer.

Longtime journalist James Fallows declares that three institutions – the Republican party, the supreme court, and the mainstream political press – “have catastrophically failed to ‘meet the moment’ under pressure of [the] Trump era”.



7/. Desi Lydec "Foxsplains" Tim Walz.....the scary bit is she uses real Fox footage.....amusing....



8/. Voter fraud is non-existent, but that doesn't stop the Republicans from screaming about it all the time.....

Get ready.

Donald Trump has made good use of the propaganda technique known as the Big Lie 1.0, famously claiming that the 2020 “election was stolen” from him. 

And now he’s preparing to use Big Lie 2.0 to shut down our government this fall, believing it’ll hurt the Biden administration and thus the Harris/Walz campaign. 

That second weapon — this Big Lie 2.0 — is the false allegation of widespread “voter fraud” in America. He intends to use it to try to bring the Biden administration to its knees in the next few weeks. And, as a bonus, if it works, he gets to prevent millions of people, particularly minorities and women, from voting.

Republicans have been using this lie to attack the heart of our democracy right out in the open ever since the Civil Rights Act was passed in 1964, the year they responded by rolling out Operation Eagle Eyeyelling about nonexistent “voter fraud” and using it as an excuse to intimidate minority voters in the Goldwater/Johnson race.



9/. Most interesting video from Dr. Arlene.....she explains why Trump voters are still loyal to Trump......
Insightful, and give her a chance to get going....9 minutes.....



10/. Paul Krugman explains the political rage of left behind regions.....

There were local elections in several German states a few days ago, and the results — a strong showing by the Alternative for Germany or AfD, a right-wing extremist party — were shocking but not surprising. Shocking because, given their history, Germans more than anyone else should fear the rise of anti-democratic right-wing forces. Not surprising because the AfD has been rising for a while, especially in the former East Germany, where the elections were held.

I am not any kind of an expert on Germany, and I won’t speculate about what these results mean for the Bundesrepublik’s future. What I can say as an American is that despite the vast differences in our nations’ modern histories, the rise of Germany’s modern far right — and especially its concentration of support in economically depressed areas — looks remarkably familiar.



11/. The adventures of MAGA-man, from Tom Tomorrow...




12/. The title intrigued me- "Trump Is A Flawless American Christian", so I read it. 
It's long but historically fascinating, and I think the author proves his case.....
Trump embodies American Christianity.....

Donald Trump’s supporters regard him as a Christ-like figure because of how the so-called nefarious “establishment” has persecuted him.

First, the bureaucrats stole the election from Trump in 2020. Now, his supporters allege, the American judicial system has targeted him unfairly in multiple bogus cases, interfering with the 2024 election. And all because he’s an outsider who means to make America great again.

Trump has even explicitly endorsed the religious comparison, approving on social media of a message he supposedly received, saying that “It’s ironic that Christ walked through His greatest persecution the very week they are trying to steal your property from you.”

https://medium.com/deconstructing-christianity/trump-is-a-flawless-american-christian-3f346fc1fca2



13/. One for the Ladies.....




14/. New Harris/Walz ad, with a dark message.....



15/. The Times picks the best TV on Netflix....
Netflix adds original programming at such a steady clip that it can be hard to keep up with which of its dramas, comedies and reality shows are must-sees. And that’s not including all the TV series Netflix picks up from broadcast and cable networks. Below is our regularly updated guide to the 50 best shows on Netflix in the United States. Each recommendation comes with a secondary pick, too, for 100 suggestions in all. (Note: Netflix sometimes removes titles without notice.)



16/. Not everyone in the Midwest is MAGA.....




17/. Five reasons to watch "Slow Horses" on Hulu.....
We love the show, excellent British TV.....

IN THE NEW fourth season of Apple TV’s Slow Horses, the latest member of the comic thriller’s titular group of disgraced British spies suggests, “We can’t help anyone. This is a D-list unit with no unifying sense of purpose. Everyone here has been checked out and written off.” 

Yet these written-off disgraces of the British intelligence apparatus not only keep successfully solving the cases they somehow stumble into, they’ve become the centerpiece of one of the most beloved series of the last few years. Mention the name to anyone who’s seen Slow Horses, and their faces will inevitably light up. Despite being a relatively lighthearted genre show that’s not concerned about the issues of modern life, it was nominated for nine drama Emmys for its third season, including for best drama, and for stars Gary Oldman and Jack Lowden, plus recurring guest star Jonathan Pryce.

What, exactly, has endeared so many to this show? Let’s run it down:                                                                                                                                              https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-reviews/slow-horses-season-4-gary-oldman-reasons-to-watch-1235090651/

   

18/. Rolling Stone lists the most anticipated movies coming soon....




Today's telemarketer joke
I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went:
"Hello sir, how are you today?"
"I'm very well, thank you for asking. And how are you? And, more to the point, WHO are you?"
"Sir, my name is Sanjit, and I'm calling you from Microsoft".
"Microsoft, eh? Is that a city in Pakistan? How's the weather there today?"
" No, sir - MICROSOFT, the computer company. I'm calling to tell you that we have found a problem with your computer and -"
"REALLY?? Well, that's quite concerning......"
"Yes sir, it can become very serious indeed, but thankfully I will be able to fix it for you. Now, if you -"
"No, I meant it's very concerning because you see I don't HAVE a computer".
"You don't?"
"I don't".
"Ahh, it must be a problem on your laptop sir -"
"Don't have one".
"Ipad?"
"Nope".
"Tablet?"
"Nope, I have none of those things. As a matter of fact, I don't even have a telephone".
After a few seconds of silence he said "Ah, sir, you are lying to me now!"
I said "Well, you started it!!" and put the phone down.


Today's dental joke
A man went to a female dentist for a tooth removal. 
She took a syringe for anesthesia shot but the man refused:
- No, no, I hate injections!
The doctor pulled out a mask for a gas anesthesia and the man refused again:
- No, no, I can't stand a mask.
- Will you take pills?
- Sure, I will.
The doctor gave the man two big blue pills. 
He swallowed them and asked:
- What kind of drug is it?
- This is Viagra.
- I didn't know Viagra works as an anesthesia.
- No, it doesn't but you'll have something to hold on while I'll pull your tooth...


Today's Heavenly story
Heaven is overcrowded. 
God decides on a six month moratorium on new admissions. 
He puts junior angel Gabrielle, a yente and a soft touch, in charge of the gate. 
She decides that if you had a good story she'd let you in.
Next up was Morrie: "I had just moved into my dream condo in Miami. 
One morning I'm on the terrace overlooking the ocean and I fall off. 
Luckily I landed in some shrubs. I look up and the last thing I see is a refrigerator coming at me."
"Mmm", says the angel, "never heard one like that before. You're in!"
Then comes Solly: "I come home from playing tennis and I find my wife in bed, naked, the smell of sex all around her. 
Feverishly I search for the guy but can't find him. 
In anger I pick up the fridge and toss it off the terrace. I have a heart attack on the spot".
Gabrielle ponders for a moment but having a good heart, makes an exception for Solly.
And then came Abe. The angel lets him know that's she's been too lax all day. " This had better be good".
"Well", says Abe. " I'm hiding in this refrigerator..."


Today's golf joke
A father, son, & grandson went to the country club for their weekly round of golf. 
Just as they reached the first tee, a beautiful young blonde woman carrying her bag of clubs approached them. 
She explained that the member who brought her to the club for a round of golf had an emergency that called him away & asked the trio whether she could join them. Naturally, the guys all agreed.
Smiling, the blonde thanked them and said, "Look, fellows, I work in a topless bar as a dancer, so nothing shocks me anymore. 
If any of you want to smoke cigars, have a beer, bet, swear, tell off-color stories or do anything that you normally do when playing a round together, go ahead. 
But I enjoy playing golf, consider myself pretty good at it; so please, don't try to coach me on how to play my shots." 
With that the guys agreed to relax & invited her to drive first.
All eyes were fastened on her shapely behind as she bent to place her ball on the tee. 
She then took her driver & hit the ball 290 yards down the middle, right in front of the green. 
The father's mouth was agape. "That was beautiful," he said. 
The blonde put her driver away & said, "I really didn't get into it & I faded it a little."
After the three guys hit their drives & their second shots, the blonde took out a lob wedge & lofted the ball within five feet of the hole. (She was closest to the pin.) The son said, "Lady, you played that perfectly." 
The blonde frowned & said, "It was a little weak. I've left a tricky little putt." She then tapped in the five-footer for a birdie.
Having the honors, she drove first on the second hole, knocked the heck out of the ball, & it landed nearly 300 yards away smack in the middle of the fairway. 
For the rest of the round the statuesque blonde continued to amaze the guys, quietly & methodically shooting for par or less on every hole.
When they arrived at the 18th green, the blonde was three under par, & had a very nasty 12-foot putt on an undulating green, for a par. 
She turned to the three guys & said, "I really want to thank you all for not acting like a bunch of chauvinists & telling me what club to use or how to play a shot, but I need this putt for a 69 & I'd really like to break 70 on this course. 
If any one of you can tell me how to make par on this hole, I'll take him back to my apartment, pour some 35-year-old Single Malt Scotch in him, fix him a steak dinner, & then show him a very good time the rest of the night."
The yuppie son jumped at the thought! He strolled across the green, carefully eyeing the line of the putt, & finally said, "Honey, aim about 6 inches to the right of the hole & hit it firm. It will get over that little hump & break right into the cup."
The father knelt down & sighted the putt using his putter as a plumb. "Don't listen to the kid, darlin', you want to hit it softly 10 inches to the right & let it run left down that little hogback, so it falls into the cup."
The old gray-haired grandfather walked over to the blonde's ball, picked it up, & handed it to her & said, "That's a gimme, sweetheart."
The blonde smiled & said, "Your car or mine?"
REMEMBER . . . OLD AGE & BRAINS WILL OVERCOME YOUTH & SKILL EVERY TIME