Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Davids Daily Dose - Tuesday January 25th

1/  Social Security is being demonised as one of the main drivers of the deficit, but that just isn't true. Repeat - not true. SS is fully funded for the next 20 years, and is an excellent program that is a lifeline for a majority of seniors. Medicare, Medicaid and military spending are driving the deficit....good Bob Herbert column.....

There has always been feverish opposition on the right to Social Security. What is happening now, in a period of deficit hysteria, is that this crucial retirement program is being dishonestly lumped together with Medicare as an entitlement program that is driving federal deficits. Medicare costs are a serious problem, but that’s because of the nightmarish expansion of health care costs in general.
Beyond Medicare, the major drivers of the deficits are not talked about so much by the fat cats and demagogues because they were either responsible for them, or are reaping gargantuan benefits from them, or both. The country is drowning in a sea of debt because of the obscene Bush tax cuts for the rich, the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq that have never been paid for and the Great Recession.
Mugging the nation’s grandparents by depriving them of some of their modest, hard-earned Social Security retirement benefits is hardly an answer to the nation’s ills. And, believe me, those benefits are modest. The average benefit is just $14,000 a year, which is less than the minimum wage would pay. With employer-provided pensions going the way of the typewriter and pay telephones, the income from Social Security is becoming more precious by the day.
“If we didn’t have Social Security, we’d have to invent it right now,” said Roger Hickey, co-director of the Campaign for America’s Future. “It’s perfectly suited to the terrible times we’re going through. Hardly anyone has pensions anymore. People’s private savings have taken a huge hit, and home prices have been hit hard. So the private savings that so many seniors and soon-to-be seniors have counted on have just been wiped out.
“Social Security is still there, and it’s still paying out retirement benefits indexed to wages. It’s the one part of the retirement stool that is working.”
The deficit hawks and the right-wingers can scream all they want, but there is no Social Security crisis. There is a foreseeable problem with the program’s long-term financing, but it can be fixed with changes that do no harm to its elderly beneficiaries. One obvious step would be to raise the cap on payroll taxes so that wealthy earners shoulder a fairer share of the burden.
The alarmist rhetoric should cease. Americans have enough economic problems to worry about without being petrified that their Social Security benefits will be curtailed.











2/  Cold huh?.......here's the explanation, a little clearer than the article two weeks ago......

Ice reflects sunlight, and scientists say the loss of ice is causing the Arctic Ocean to absorb more heat in the summer. A handful of scientists point to that extra heat as a possible culprit in the recent harsh winters in Europe and the United States.
Their theories involve a fast-moving river of air called the jet stream that circles the Northern Hemisphere. Many winters, a strong pressure difference between the polar region and the middle latitudes channels the jet stream into a tight circle, or vortex, around the North Pole, effectively containing the frigid air at the top of the world.
“It’s like a fence,” said Michelle L’Heureux, a researcher in Camp Springs, Md., with the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.
When that pressure difference diminishes, however, the jet stream weakens and meanders southward, bringing warm air into the Arctic and cold air into the midlatitudes — exactly what has happened the last couple of winters. The effect is sometimes compared to leaving a refrigerator door open, with cold air flooding the kitchen even as warm air enters the refrigerator.
This has happened intermittently for many decades. Still, it is unusual for the polar vortex to weaken as much as it has lately. Last winter, one index related to the vortex hit its lowest wintertime value since record-keeping began in 1865, and it was quite low again in December.

So we're getting really cold in the winter and the arctic is warmer than usual - a trade-off. If you look at the map of polar ice in the article the ice has become 30% less since 1979. A couple of points here - right wing bloggers have seized on the cold weather to scoff at "global warming", without mentioning the warming of the arctic...

The uncertainty about what is causing the strange winters highlights a core difficulty of climate science. While mainstream researchers are sure that greenhouse gases released by humans are warming the Earth, they acknowledge being on shakier ground in trying to predict the regional effects of that change. It is entirely possible, they say, that some regions will cool temporarily, because of disruption of the atmospheric and oceanic circulation, even as the Earth warms over all.
Bloggers who specialize in raising doubts about climate science have gleefully pointed to the recent winters in the United States and Europe as evidence that climatologists must be mistaken about a warming trend. These commentators have not been as eager to write about the strange warmth in parts of the Arctic, a region that scientists have long predicted will warm more rapidly than the planet as a whole.
Without doubt, the winter weather that began and ended 2010 was remarkable. Two of the 10 largest snowstorms in New York City history occurred last year, including the one that disrupted travel right after Christmas. The two snowstorms that fell on Washington and surrounding areas within a week in February had no known precedent in their overall impact on the region, with total accumulations of 40 inches in some places.

The second point is that reputable climate scientists don't come up with theories based on a couple of years of abnormal weather - they prefer data gathered over decades of research....but in this case the patterns are changing quite quickly and noone really knows or can predict what will happen. All we truly know is that our climate is changing......that's not in dispute. 

The huge success for the energy industry and the 2% of scientists they have purchased is that they have succeeded in politicising this issue....making it a right vs left debate, when in reality it's science. Facts. Data. It's not Obama's fault. Or the Chinese. Or the Indians. It just is, and we will have to live with it......and our children and grandchildren will cope with more and more change no matter what Fox News says.....

Oh well.....












3/  Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, the most extreme right winger on a court of right wingers has "forgotten" to disclose his wife's income from Tea Party groups and other Koch Brothers related foundations.....there was criticism of this scumbag in the summer because some of her consulting fees were coming from unknown sources, which could include foreign corporations.....hmmm....on a 5 to 4 court, one Justice is owned by the Arabs? The Chinese? Anyone care?
Nothing will happen, because he's a right winger and the corporate media doesn't go after conservatives.....

Reporting from Washington — 
Supreme Court JusticeClarence Thomas failed to report his wife's income from a conservative think tank on financial disclosure forms for at least five years, the watchdog group Common Cause said Friday.

Between 2003 and 2007, Virginia Thomas, a longtime conservative activist, earned $686,589 from the Heritage Foundation, according to a Common Cause review of the foundation's IRS records. Thomas failed to note the income in his Supreme Court financial disclosure forms for those years, instead checking a box labeled "none" where "spousal noninvestment income" would be disclosed.

A Supreme Court spokesperson could not be reached for comment late Friday. But Virginia Thomas' employment by the Heritage Foundation was well known at the time.

Virginia Thomas also has been active in the group Liberty Central, an organization she founded to restore the "founding principles" of limited government and individual liberty.

In his 2009 disclosure, Justice Thomas also reported spousal income as "none." Common Cause contends that Liberty Central paid Virginia Thomas an unknown salary that year.










4/  Interesting video of an elephant seal and a tourist.....

This unique video is of a tourist who sat on the beach to watch the seals and penguins on Gold Harbor, South Georgia, Antarctica.  Unexpectedly, one of the seals is apparently attracted to her and, slowly works his way over to her.  He seems to 'fall in love' and snuggles and flirts with her.  It is quite an unusual and interesting scene.  The seals are huge (6,000 lbs), yet she never seemed afraid...more amused...while someone shot the video of this incident.












5/  Speaking of the Corporate media, apparently Keith Olbermann's firing was in the works for weeks.....he was a high profile nuisance to MSNBC because of his outspokenness and support of liberal issues.....and I am sure that behind the scenes he was difficult to work with, but although they are denying it right and left I am positive Comcast wanted him out......how long has Rachael Maddow got, I wonder?

Of course there is a double standard here.....do the Fox News bosses care about their hosts' support for Tea Party and other right wingnut causes? Of course not.....I guess liberals are held to a higher standard than the Fox boys....

Even his own boss, Phil Griffin, offered this assessment in 2008, when Mr. Olbermann was being heavily criticized by supporters ofHillary Rodham Clinton because he was urging her to drop out of the race to become the Democratic presidential candidate.
Still, the news of his abrupt departure from “Countdown” — delivered by Mr. Olbermann on Friday night — came as a shock to his many fans, some of whom accused Comcast, the incoming owner of MSNBC’s parent, NBC Universal, of forcing out the host for political reasons.
Many people inside the television industry are astonished that a cable network’s highest-rated host, whose forceful personality and liberal advocacy had lifted MSNBC from irrelevance to competitiveness and profitability, would be ushered out the door with no fanfare, no promoted farewell show and only a perfunctory thanks for his efforts.
But underlying the decision, which one executive involved said was not a termination but a “negotiated separation,” were years of behind-the-scenes tension, conflicts and near terminations.
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/24/business/media/24olbermann.html?_r=1&emc=eta1





Very funny clip from Stephen Colbert where he absorbs Olbermann's "essence", or tries to.....5 minutes...... 














6/  Since the Black Eyed Peas will be singing at the Superbowl half time concert, you may be amused by this dissection of one of their most popular hits which they will probably be doing for the show....with the delicious Fergie, will.i.am and the boys......very clever......



Here's the full video "I've Got a feeling"....5 minutes of coolness, but if you watch the dissection above maybe a little less cool than before.......note - 62 million hits on this video.....












7/  Ah Florida.....49th out of 50 states in education.......and governed by crooks.....

So Big Rick, our Guv, has vetoed the septic tank bill because the Tea Partiers in North Florida think it's the Gumment interfering in their business....but it's the entirely reasonable requirement all septic tanks need to be inspected and/or pumped every 5 years to protect the water supply.....words fail me here....since when is poop a political issue?
...tea party groups and homeowners in North Florida, where much of the state’s 2.6 million septic tanks are located, have fought against the inspections as costly and unnecessary. The inspections would have included evaluations and pump-outs, with the costs borne by the owner. Septic tank owners who purchased their tank or had it serviced in the last five years would have been exempt from the inspections.
Regular MoJo readers will recognize this refrain. As Stephanie Mencimer recently reported, there's a nationwide upswell of conservative and tea party activists coming after even the most innocuous of environmental or sustainable-development measures, with many of them convinced that a fertilizer restriction or public-transit program is the slippery slope to one-world government. One planning consultant reported that a tea party activist in the South told him, "We don't need none of that smart growth communism."
Rarely the sort lobbying that gets you very far in community-board meetings. But the rules are different in bright-red Florida, where Republicans now hold every statewide office and a whopping 72 percent of seats in the state Senate. (They occupy a mere 68 percent in the House.)



Rickey boy, our Governor, from his behavior over the last few weeks is a micro-manager of the worst kind.....but when he was at HCA defrauding the government out of billions he didn't know what his executives were doing? Yeah, right.....

The notion that government should run more like a business is a tried and true message on the campaign trail, but is impossible to enact in real life for a number of practical and political reasons. The most obvious example in Florida is that the balance must be budgeted every year, whereas private companies interested in doing something bold will dip into debt to make a big move. Interestingly, eliminating debt is also something those pro-business conservatives also say government should do better. Of course, any leader who put the entire state budget at risk in a make-it-or-break-it venture would likely be punished at the polls regardless of outcome, hence the political problems of running like a business.

The other big issue, though, is corruption. A governor given free reign over the state budget can to easily take an undue share of tax dollars and direct it to certain private interests who lack scruples about stealing from taxpayers.

In other words, how Rick Scott ran HCA.

Or at least how the Feds said he ran HCA. Which brings up the funniest part of this, because if we are to believe Rick Scott's sworn testimony in various court encounters, he actually delegated a lot of decision-making when he actually was a CEO. This was a man who didn't always recall signing paperwork, and simply wasn't paying enough attention to his own employees as they committed fraud. At least, that was his story before.







Yup....goodbye to the Florida Department of Environmental Protection.......they're in the process of gutting it......hello to corporate polluters, dubious water, more development......

Meanwhile, Sen. Don Gaetz, R-Niceville, told the Northwest Florida Daily News last week that he favors getting rid of, or at least gutting, the Department of Environmental Protection, according to a report.

Gaetz on Monday told the Florida Tribune that he didn't say he wanted to "gut" DEP. "I think we have to look at the functions of DEP and find out where we can combine those with job-creation functions," Gaetz said.

Gaetz also said he is working on a bill to eliminate the Florida Department of Community Affairs and move its emergency management functions under the governor's office. Scott's transition team in December proposed merging DCA, DEP and the Florida Department of Transportation, but the governor said last week he had not made such a proposal.

















8/  I wouldn't think too many readers of DDD watch MTV, unless you sneak a look at Jersey Shore every now and then, but MTV seems to have gone over the edge with "Skins".

Last week, my colleague Brian Stelter reported that on Tuesday, the day after the pilot episode of “Skins” was shown on MTV, executives at the cable channel were frantically meeting to discuss whether the salacious teenage drama starring actors as young as 15 might violate federal child pornography statutes.
Senior executives are now considering additional editing for coming episodes, but that’s a little like trying to lock the door after a naked 17-year-old has already busted out and gone running down the street, which is precisely what one of the characters does in Episode 3 — with a pill-enhanced erection, no less.
No one at MTV, which is owned by Viacom, set out to make child pornography, but make no mistake: the series is meant to provoke. “Skins” — a title that derives from the rolling papers that are used to make the blunts that go with the vodka that washes down the pills that accompany the hookups — is mostly about explicitly teenage characters doing explicit things. In a cluttered programming era, controversy is oxygen, so MTV was undoubtedly happy with the tsk-tsking the show incited in advance.
But objectifying teenage pathology, along with teenage bodies, is a complicated business — and the business that MTV is in.
I’ve watched the first three episodes of “Skins,” and I have no idea if the show is “sufficiently sexually suggestive,” as the law reads, to run afoul of the authorities. What “Skins” does clearly suggest is that MTV and its corporate parent erred when they decided that conjuring a show out of piles of semi-nude teenagers would be lucrative, harmless fun.















9/  This is a new one - there's a parking garage on Miami Beach that doubles as a venue for weddings and events on the top floor.....wow, sounds amazingly cool.....have a look at the pictures in the article....

MIAMI BEACH, Fla. — For her wedding over the weekend, Nina Johnson had worked through a predictable checklist of locations in town: hotel ballrooms, restaurant halls and catering outfits.
In the end, though, she opted for the most glamorous, upscale and stylish setting she could find — a parking garage.
“When we saw it, we were in total awe,” said Ms. Johnson, 26, an art gallery director. “It’s breathtaking.”
Parking garages, the grim afterthought of American design, call to mind many words. (Rats. Beer cans. Unidentifiable smells.) Breathtaking is not usually among them.
Yet here in Miami Beach, whose aesthetic is equal parts bulging biceps and fluorescent pink, bridal couples, bar mitzvah boys and charity-event hosts are flocking to what seems like the unimaginable marriage of high-end architecture and car storage: a $65 million parking garage in the center of the city.
They are clamoring to use it for wine tastings, dinner parties and even yoga classes. Or taking self-guided tours, snapping photographs and, at times, just gawking.















10/  Bad news guys....the tech guy from the Times has tested the universal remotes on the market, and has found them all flawed. This is one of the most frustrating things about modern entertainment systems, which is none of them work together....and they are not intuitive.....we have four, one for the cable system, one for the TV, one for the DVD player and one for the sound system.....and if something goes wrong or you press the wrong button by accident it can be a while before you figure it out.....awful.....we need to get Apple working on it....

Indeed, the vision is so irresistible that since the invention of the universal remote back in 1985, it has popped up everywhere. There’s a good chance that your television, home theater system, cable box and every other device in your living room includes some kind of “universal” remote. There’s an even better chance, though, that you’ve never used any of those universal functions. Each remote stands alone — you reach for one to control the channels, another for volume, another for the DVD player and so on, your coffee table and your brain more crowded than a Tokyo train at rush hour.
I wish I could tell you that there is a better way. But after testing many different universal remotes — cheap remotes, expensive remotes, smartphone remotes, and a few about which the less said, the better — I don’t have much good news to report. Sure, some universal remotes are more useful than others, and one of them is almost pretty good, but in general these devices remain more appealing in theory than in practice. That’s because they all suffer from an inherent, usually fatal flaw: universal remotes cannot possibly offer enough buttons to mimic all functions of all devices, so they usually have to make compromises, cutting out buttons here and there. The trouble is, some of those buttons are important.















11/  Nasty story about Filipinos forced to work in South Florida under slave conditions.....what makes this ironic is that the article mentions Miami Shores County Club, where I used to play golf on a regular basis for years......wow.....

For up to 16 hours daily, they worked at posh country clubs across South Florida, then returned to deceptively quiet houses in Boca Raton where they were captives -- and in the most dreadful cases, fed rotten chicken and vegetables, forced to drink muriatic acid and repeatedly denied medical help.
The 39 servers, lured to the United States by the cliché of a decent dollar and a promising next chapter, instead became imported modern-day slaves two continents away from their homeland. Their story repeats in plain sight most every day in South Florida: barely paid -- or unpaid -- people forced to toil in fields, work as domestics in hotels and restaurants or in the sex industry, an outsized regional problem authorities are emphasizing in January, Human Trafficking Awareness Month.
``This is organized crime where humans are used as products. We are talking about selling a person over and over and making large sums of money,'' says Carmen Pino, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Homeland Security Investigations Assistant Special Agent in Charge. ``What people need to realize is that human trafficking is happening here, it's a big problem. It could be happening in the restaurant where you eat, at your nail salon, in your neighborhood. It's not just something that happens in foreign countries.''
While difficult to pluck the numbers from a landscape of silence and fear, federal, state and local authorities know South Florida is among the nation's three top capitals of human trafficking, a $36 billion industry defined as the recruitment and harboring of a person for labor or services through force, fraud or coercion.














Todays video - banned and very funny Mastercard commercial.....












Today's nasty feminist joke....

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the 
appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that
he would now need to enter a password.  Something he will use to log on.  The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention.  So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed:
          
                           P...E...N...I...S
        
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

           
 **** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH*** 














Todays North Dakota joke.....

Subject: Can't beat a good neighbor!

Tom had been in Police work for 25 years.  Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in North Dakota as far from humanity as possible.  He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month.  Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door.  He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.  'My name is Jim, your neighbor from forty miles up the road.  I’m having a Christmas party Friday night. I thought you might like to come at about 5:00...'

'Great', says Tom, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks.  Thank you.'

As Jim is leaving, he stops.  'I gotta warn you there be some drinking.'

'Not a problem' says Tom.  'After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'.

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops.  'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.'

'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right!  I'll be there. Thanks again.'

'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,'

'Now that's really not a problem' says Tom, warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for six months!  I'll definitely be there... by the way, what should I wear?'

'Don't much matter; they’ll just be the two of us.’













Todays blonde jokes....blonde inventions....

Left handed pencil
Clear correction fluid
Black highlighter
Waterproof tea bags
Braille driving manual
Dehydrated water
Screen door on a submarine
Helicopter ejection seat
Air conditioning for motorcycle
Wooden barbecue
Glow-in-the-dark sun dial
Gasoline fire extinguisher
Battery-powered battery charger
Fake rhinestones
Fireproof matches
Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses
Mesh umbrella
Solar-powered flashlight







Thursday, January 20, 2011

Davids Daily Dose - Thursday January 20th



1/  Even though there 100,000 shootings in the US every year, and the occasional massacre like Virginia Tech and the Arizona tragedy, the lobby to get more and more guns into our lives continues unabated. The NRA has incredible influence over politicians at both the federal and state levels, and nothing will ever change until a really, really bad thing happens.....Bob Herbert column.......

We’ve allowed the extremists to carry the day when it comes to guns in the United States, and it’s the dead and the wounded and their families who have had to pay the awful price. The idea of having large numbers of college students packing heat in their classrooms and at their parties and sporting events, or at the local pub or frat house or gymnasium, or wherever, is too stupid for words.
Thompson did not get a warm welcome at Virginia Tech. A spokesman for the school, Larry Hincker, said the fact that he “would set foot on this campus” was “terribly offensive” and “incredibly insensitive to the families of the victims.”
Just last week, a sophomore at Florida State University, Ashley Cowie, was shot to death accidentally by a 20-year-old student who, according to authorities, was showing off his rifle to a group of friends in an off-campus apartment complex favored by fraternity members. A second student was shot in the wrist. This occurred as state legislators in Florida are considering a proposal to allow people with permits to carry concealed weapons on campuses. The National Rifle Association thinks that’s a dandy idea.
The slaughter of college students — or anyone else — has never served as a deterrent to the gun fetishists. They want guns on campuses, in bars and taverns and churches, in parks and in the workplace, in cars and in the home. Ammunition everywhere — the deadlier, the better. 















2/  The Jobs Crisis
No dispute - there is a major issue with the American economy and unemployment, and obviously some of it is the shipping of the industrial sector of the US the China - these jobs aren't coming back. Another is the crippled construction industry.....
But what if, despite this crisis, you're happily employed? Still have a good job. What's changed for you?
The answer is subtle - you, the employee, have lost power....the balance of power has shifted to your employer and you have less clout than you did three years ago.
So suck it up, and stop reading this DDD at work.....cue music - "working on the chain...gang..."

That the financial crisis originated here, and was so severe here, surely plays some role. The United States had a bigger housing bubble than most other countries, leaving a large group of idle construction workers who can’t easily switch industries. Many businesses, meanwhile, are reluctant to commit to hiring workers out of a fear that heavily indebted households won’t spend much in coming years.
But beyond these immediate causes, the basic structure of the American economy also seems to be an important factor. This jobless recovery, after all, is the third straight recovery since 1991 to begin with months and months of little job growth.
Why? One obvious possibility is the balance of power between employers and employees.
Relative to the situation in most other countries — or in this country for most of the last century — American employers operate with few restraints. Unions have withered, at least in the private sector, and courts have grown friendlier to business. Many companies can now come much closer to setting the terms of their relationship with employees, letting them go when they become a drag on profits and relying on remaining workers or temporary ones when business picks up.
Just consider the main measure of corporate health: profits. In Canada, Japan and most of Europe, corporate profits have still not recovered to precrisis levels. In the United States, profits have more than recovered, rising 12 percent since late 2007.
For corporate America, the Great Recession is over. For the American work force, it’s not.















3/  There are many examples of stupid business decisions that even at the time seemed stupid to outsiders, but inside companies the obvious gets clouded. Here's an example - GE, one of the smartest and most ruthless oligarchs in the country is going into "partnership" with the Chinese to give them jet engine technology, so the new Chinese planes they are building will have GE engines.....sounds good, doesn't it? I'm sure the boys at GE think they are smart enough to play the Chinese and beat them. Ha.....

The stupidity is long term. The wily orientals will learn all they can from GE and in ten, or twelve, or fifteen years will gently bankrupt them, having sucked all of the knowledge and expertise out of the company. And one of the the last big industries the US has will be gone.....

As China strives for leadership in the world’s most advanced industries, it sees commercial jetliners — planes that may someday challenge the best fromBoeing and Airbus — as a top prize.
And no Western company has been more aggressive in helping China pursue that dream than one of the aviation industry’s biggest suppliers of jet engines and airplane technology,General Electric.
On Friday, during the visit of the Chinese president,Hu Jintao, to the United States, G.E. plans to sign a joint-venture agreement in commercial aviation that shows the tricky risk-and-reward calculations American corporations must increasingly make in their pursuit of lucrative markets in China.
G.E., in the partnership with a state-owned Chinese company, will be sharing its most sophisticated airplane electronics, including some of the same technology used in Boeing’s new state-of-the-art 787 Dreamliner.
For G.E., the pact is a chance to build upon an already well-established business in China, where the company has booming sales of jet engines, mainly to Chinese airlines that are now buying Boeing and Airbus planes. But doing business in China often requires Western multinationals like G.E. to share technology and trade secrets that might eventually enable Chinese companies to beat them at their own game — by making the same products cheaper, if not better.















4/  Jon Stewart says goodbye to Michael Steele.....fairly good segment, and he's going to miss Mr. Steele, as is every comedian on TV.....

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/18/stewart-michael-steele-puppet_n_810217.html















5/  A few weeks ago Darrell Issa wanted you to know he was the Obama administration's worst nightmare, as he was going to use his subpoena power to torture the government and paralyse the President.
But this article in the New Yorker has found Mr Issa to be a real mystery man with an interesting past. He has almost certaily committed arson, been arrested for grand theft auto three times, and all around has been a certified scumbag in his life before he got to Congress.....
So when you hear Fox news breathlessly lauding Issa's latest lies about Obama, just think of the source.....

A few days before Christmas, the mood in Representative Darrell Issa’s office was jovial. Outside, the hallways were filled with the House’s equivalent of scalps: wooden pallets piled high with shrink-wrapped boxes belonging to defeated or retiring Democrats. Inside, some of Issa’s closest advisers sat around talking trash. Issa, a six-term California Republican, had recently been elected chairman of the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, which, according to House rules, “may at any time conduct investigations of any matter.” Now that he had been given the power to subpoena, investigate, and harass the Obama Administration, Issa was being described as a future leader of his party—and the man most likely to weaken the President before the 2012 election.















6/  Music video - Robyn, the Swedish megastar with "Indestructable"......weird, sexy video, but what does her costume mean? Must be some Nordic thing......


















7/  Long article on oil drilling and the focus is a huge potential field off the coast of Angola.....fascinating stuff, and lots of detail on the oil industry and how it works....and the reasons a lot of them are cowboys.....
But one of the serious points in this is that all of the easy oil has been found - the big fields coming are in the deep ocean. But when we are desperate in a few years there will be enormous pressure to get oil, even if it means degrading the environment....

Oil reserves have been declining for a decade, and it is an article of faith among petroleum geologists that the easy oil — easier to find, less complicated to drill — has all been extracted and that the explorers are now into the hard oil. When the Deepwater Horizon rig, drilling an exploratory well deep into rock through a mile of water and three miles into the ocean floor off the Louisiana coast, struck a highly pressurized pocket of oil and gas, causing an explosion, it was in some ways a consequence of this iterative, competitive game, each generation of discoveries pushing further into the unknown.
A few years ago, the industry norm was to drill at depths of 15,000 or 20,000 feet. Now the frontier is 35,000 feet, where engineers find higher temperatures and pressures. “The scarcity of new reserves has been driving companies into plays that have previously been seen as extremely high risk and high cost,” said Brian Maxted, the chief executive officer of Kosmos Energy, a deepwater-exploration company in Dallas. “The trend recently has been in going toward ever-deeper waters and ever-more challenging environments.”
















8/  Very clever video - 20 years of history in five minutes.....Dr Hans Rosling on a BBC show goes through illustrated history.....absolutely fascinating......recommended.....

















9/  Finally the tomato pickers are going to get their penny raise......I remember 10 years ago there were pickets at the Burger King offices in South Miami, and although they as well as the other fast food outlets caved after the public outcry the money was not paid to the pickers.....the reason for the delay may surprise you - Publix. 

Although a responsible company in many ways.....decent conditions for employees, they hire challenged staff, good organic food choices etc., Publix is still run by some good ole boys out of Lakeland, Florida, cracker country, and I can just see their contempt for the Messicans and Nxxxxxxx picking their tomatoes...... 

Though the hamburger chains and others agreed to the increase years ago, the money they have been paying — an estimated $2 million now held in an escrow account — could not be distributed to tomato pickers until the state’s largest trade association, which acts as a middleman, agreed to lift a ban preventing their farms from passing along the extra wages.
That happened in November, when the farmworkers’ group, the Coalition of Immokalee Workers, and the Florida Tomato Growers Exchange, a trade association, completed details of a code of conduct that included not only the wage improvement but also guarantees of increased workplace protections — like minimum-wage guarantees and a zero tolerance policy on forced and child labor — for the laborers.
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But not everyone is on board. Maria Brous, a spokeswoman for Publix Super Markets, based in Lakeland, Fla., said the extra money farmworkers want to be paid should come from the growers who employ them.
Regardless, Ms. Brous added, whatever the tomatoes cost, “customers will make their own purchasing decisions.”















10/  Death by Hospital
If you don't have a living will or something in writing saying how you want your end of life care handled the medical industry will treat you and treat you and test you and hook you up to machines........as long as you have insurance or assets....
So if you have an accident, or a nasty heart attack etc. this is what will happen unless you have a living will....death by hospital.....

Plan While You Still Can
For many more of us these days, the end does not come swiftly via a heart attackor fatal accident, but rather after weeks, months or years battling a chronic illness like cancer, congestive heart failureemphysema or Alzheimer’s disease. When doctors do not know how you’d want to be treated if your heart stopped, or you were unable to breathe or eat and could not speak for yourself, they are likely (some would say obliged) to do everything in their power to try to keep you alive.
















11/  According to an Onion News poll 80% of Americans said they would vote for Sarah Palin just to find out what might happen.....great satire from the Onion....















12/  Article about how to feed your pets decent food....which means cooking for them. It's not that hard at all, as I can tell you from personal observation of the feeding process for the DDD dogs, the most coddled creatures on the planet. The diet they get is actually the same as the article.....
If you distrust the Big Agra food supply that feeds us all chemicals and sugars daily, this one's for you.....

“The dog has always been a mirror of the human style of life,” said Cesar Millan, host of the television show “The Dog Whisperer.”
“Organic has become a new fashion, a new style of living,” he said. “And if the human becomes aware, if he eats organic, he wants everyone around him to be healthy, too, especially the one that is always there for you.”
Mr. Millan was referring to the family hound, of course, but cat owners are also far from immune to the impulse.
Only a fraction of American pets are lucky enough to have a live-in cook. But millions have gone organic in recent years. Sales of organic pet food were $84 million in 2009, and have grown more than tenfold since 2002, according to theOrganic Trade Association. The group reported a sales increase of 48 percent in 2008, the year after several brands of cat and dog food were recalled formelamine contamination.
“There is a general distrust in the food supply at the moment,” said Marion Nestle, a nutrition professor at New York University and the author of “Feed Your Pet Right.” In addition, people who have chosen to eat food grown on small, sustainable nearby farms, she added, want to apply their dietary choices to their pets.













Todays video - Racism on a Plane













Todays "quotes" jokes

When Insults Had Class!

These glorious insults are from an era before the English language was
boiled down to 4-letter words. Enjoy!
 
 
The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:
She said, "If you were my husband I'd give you poison."
He said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
 

A member of Parliament to Disraeli
"Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable
disease."
"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli,  "whether I embrace your policies
or your mistress."
 

"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr
 

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -
Winston Churchill
 

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
 

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the
dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).
 

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time
reading it." - Moses Hadas
 

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I
approved of it." - Mark Twain
 

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." - Oscar
Wilde
 

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a
friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill.
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second......... if there is one."
- Winston Churchill, in response.
 

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." -
Stephen Bishop
 

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright
 

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing
trivial." - Irvin S.Cobb
 

"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others."
- Samuel Johnson
 

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating
 

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." -
Charles Count Talleyrand
 

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker
 

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on
it?" - Mark Twain
 

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West
 

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -
Oscar Wilde
 

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support
rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
 

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder
 

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -
Groucho Marx











Todays seniors joke


Shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. 
The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. 


Dear Sir: 

I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. 
By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honor it.. 

I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my entire pension, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight  years. 
You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank. 
My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has  caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. 
I noticed that whereas I personally answer your telephone calls and letters, --- when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the  impersonal, overcharging, pre-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has become. 

From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person. 

My mortgage and loan repayments will therefore and hereafter no  longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank, by check,addressed personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate. 

Be aware that it is an offence under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope. 

Please find attached an Application Contact which I require your chosen employee to complete. 
I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative. 
Please note that all copies of his or her medical history  must be countersigned by a Notary Public, and the mandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof.
In due course, at MY convenience, I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he/she must quote in dealings with me. 
I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modeled it on the number of button  presses required of me to access my account balance on your phone bank service. 
As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 
Let me level the playing field even further. 

When you call me, press buttons as follows:
 

IMMEDIATELY AFTER DIALING, PRESS THE STAR (*) BUTTON FOR ENGLISH 

#1. To make an appointment to see me
 

#2. To query a missing payment.
 

#3. To transfer the call to my living room in case I am
   there.
  

#4 To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping
 

#5. To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature. 

#6.. To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home
 

#7. To leave a message on my computer, a password to access my computer is required. 

      Password will be communicated to you at a later date to that Authorized Contact mentioned earlier. 

#8. To return to the main menu and to listen to options 1 through 7.
  

#9. To make a general complaint or inquiry. 
              The contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service.

#10. This is a second reminder to press* for English. 

       While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for the  duration of the call. 

Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement. 

May I  wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous New Year? 

Your Humble Client
 
And remember: Don 't make old People mad. 

We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us off.
















Todays Minnesota joke
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee.
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He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains
of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'

'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.