Thursday, September 22, 2011

Davids Daily Dose -Thursday September 22nd

Don't forget the Republican debate tonight, 8pm on Fox News. I'll be looking for a question to Rick Perry for his comments on how the State of Georgia just executed an innocent man.....listen for the cheers.....

And watch Elizabeth Warren....#4....








1/  On Tuesday the Ron Suskind book "Confidence Men" came out with details of the Obama White House, warts and all. Frank Rich [my favourite journalist]  had an advance copy of this opus and talks about it with Adam Moss. 
Overall the book has details of the events of the last three years, and frankly doesn't show the President in a very good light. One revelation which has already been widely reported is Geithner ignoring an order from the President to break up Citigroup in the midst of the crisis in 2009. 

This book will be required reading for political junkies....

I found the book a surprisingly satisfying read — even as it left me in a depressed haze. You? Would you recommend the book?
F: Absolutely. It's the most ambitious treatment of this period yet because Suskind integrates the White House story with the Wall Street story, giving them equal weight rather than downsizing one to serve as the backdrop to the other. He is truly after the big picture, not just the petty stuff. He has no agenda of his own that I can detect, he had enormous cooperation from the White House, and he names sources (and avoids blind quotes) far more than the norm for a book of this Woodward genre. And even for someone like me, who's read most of the overlapping books and reported on some of this myself, there are new revelations and details. A depressing book yes, but savvy and informative. And some of that depression will be temporarily alleviated by the doubtlessly entertaining circular firing squad that is likely to emerge in the next week once Summers, Geithner, Warren, Emanuel, Rubin, Volcker, Orszag, Rouse, Barney Frank (who does not fare well), and perhaps the president get their hands on it. 















2/  This article which came out yesterday is typical of the early buzz on the Suskind book.....note Michael Tomasky has not read the book yet, but still sharpens the knives for Obama. Wait till Fox gets hold of the book......but then it's got big words in it and no pictures, so they won't be able to get through it for weeks.....

A new account of Obama’s White House alleges that the president’s staff ignored his orders—and got away with it. Michael Tomasky on Obama’s failed leadership, and how he can fix it.

This is just about the right time, according to recent history, for the appearance of inside-the-White-House accounts that show the president in an other-than-flattering light. For the first couple of years, while insiders are still trying to advance and curry favor, background quotes in such articles and books tend to show the POTUS as resolute, thinking of the big picture while those around him pursue their narrow agendas, and doing all those admirable things Kipling once advised.

By now, the ship is leaking, figuratively and literally. While news stories about Ron Suskind’s new book Confidence Men have emphasized Tim Geithner’s supposed betrayal of Barack Obama on the question of winding down Citigroup, we should all be more interested in what the book tells us about Obama. The early accounts suggest that we should worry what he’s learned in the job so far.
I should note that I haven’t read the book and will purchase it on the same schedule as regular mortals. I guess I should note also that I’m on record as taking Suskind at his word in such matters. In early 2004, when Suskind and Bush Treasury Secretary Paul O’Neill produced The Price of LoyaltyI reviewed it for The New York Times and found it persuasive.That book was the first to confirm what everyone knew anyway: that the Bush White House was run according to politics, not policy. Confidence Men also confirms what we knew about Obama’s White House: that the president appointed the wrong economic team from the start, failed to crack down on the banks, and was Solomonic to a fault when formulating responses to the financial crisis (oh, and news flash: Larry Summers is hard to work with!).














3/  Funny Jon Stewart piece where he takes up the case of the poor victims of Obama's quest for more taxes - our millionaires....awwww.....
Good one....

This week when President Obama proposed we tax the rich in order to reduce the debt by $4 trillion, he made clear that it's not class warfare, "It's math." But as Jon Stewart discussed on Wednesday night's "Daily Show," conservative millionaires aren't buying it, and if they're going to win the war they'll have to make America sympathize with our nation's "most vulnerable wealthy."
Unlike Stephen Colbert this week, Stewart praised Obama for saying it's more important to save medicare, medical research and education fundsthan to let tax code loopholes stay open for the mega-rich. He also went after two rich people who oppose the plan in particular: John Fleming, a businessman who owns 33 Subway restaurants (among other things) and Fox News host Bill O'Reilly.












4/  If there is anyone out there who articulates complex issues into simple terms better than Elizabeth Warren, running for Senate in Massachusetts, I'd like to see them. 

Every citizen [and definitely every Democrat] needs to watch this 2 minute video - she explains the Republican "class warfare" charge clearly, and with passion......

A wonderful clip.....















5/  The author of this piece in the UK Observer has a pessimistic view of the future of the financial system [mainly in Europe] because of the billions of trash debt European and American banks are holding in their books at full price.....who is to know if he is right? But an interesting read nonetheless....especially with the financial markets as volatile as they are - today [Thursday] the Dow is down 4% again on global fears.....

Simply put, the world has trillions upon trillions of excessive private debt financed by too many different currencies whose risk is allegedly mitigated by even more trillions of financial bets which in aggregate do not minimise the systemic risk one iota. This entire financial edifice, underwritten by tiny amounts of capital, has been created over three decades backed by the theory that markets do not make mistakes. Capitalism is best conceived and practised, runs the theory, by hunter-gatherer bankers and entrepreneurs owing no allegiance to the state or society.

















6/  The beautiful and talented Brooke Alvarez from Onion News answers Facebook questions from ordinary viewers, like you, you peasant.....2 minutes of captivating footage.....

















7/  Two journalists who have done extensive reporting on the Koch Brothers are interviewed on the Dylan Ratigan show.....a good primer on how the evil billionaires have set out to change society....in their favour, so they will make even more money and you and I will pay for it....7 minute segment.....

















8/  Rihanna's new video "Cheers" is just out, and shows Rihanna in concert, Rihanna on a jet, Rihanna in a Caribbean country, Rihanna in very tight shorts etc. etc.

Great video, song is OK.....and she's got a charming accent......

















9/  Sometimes it feels like the only ones who care about the direction this country is headed in and the future of the planet are people in their 50's and up....but we won't feel the full effects of the pain that's coming. It will be the folks in their 20's and 30's....but they don't seem to care.

So this article from Robyn Blumner in the St. Pete Times is both timely and excellent - her advice to the young? 
Vote.
It was during Sunday brunch at an upscale restaurant last week that I realized why this country's economic problems are not translating into progressive political reform.
Sharing the meal with me were a close friend and her two 20-something nieces. These lovely, poised young women, just out of college and starting their careers, are trying to figure out how to make a living while having a life.
One who works in marketing and public relations was already feeling the strain of having only two weeks off per year. She described meeting a young man from Sweden who gets five weeks of vacation. With excitement tinged with envy, she noted that such generous leave is required there.
Ah, the first hints of worker consciousness were cracking through the thick wall of political apathy that they and their friends wear as easily as TOMS. But the dots don't get connected. When I pressed, it became clear that they don't see politics playing a central role in their lives. Though socially liberal, it isn't clear whether they will vote, and if so, for which politician or party.
















10/  A really good cartoon called "Bob"....funny and kind of moving in a strange way...... three minutes, but make sure to watch to the end......















11/  There is an excellent new book - "The Retirement Heist" - just out on how corporations have systematically pillaged pension funds and screwed retirees out of hundreds of billions....but I am not recommending the book because apparently it's almost unreadable unless you are a lawyer. 

However.....read the book review. It gives you the picture without having to fight your way through 800 pages....sort of Cliff Notes on how corporations cheat their pensioners....

THE world needs more newspaper reporters like Ellen E. Schultz of The Wall Street Journal. For nearly a decade, Ms. Schultz and her colleagues have been rooting through the minutiae of accounting regulations, government filings and corporate retirement plans to expose how many of the largest American companies have systematically plundered their employees’ pension funds, at once robbing their workers of hard-won benefits and enriching their own profits. Her work has led to Congressional hearings, to a Washington investigation or two and to numerous journalism awards.
Now, inevitably, comes the book. In “Retirement Heist: How Companies Plunder and Profit From the Nest Eggs of American Workers”(Portfolio/Penguin, $26.95), Ms. Schultz herds all her journalistic cattle into a single corral, laying out by what any measure is a damning indictment of the broken pension promises too many American corporations have made to their workers. For anyone seriously interested in the retirement industry — and that’s what it amounts to, an industry — this book should be required reading.
For just about everyone else, alas, “Retirement Heist” is hard to recommend. 
















12/  Mike Haridopolos, head of the Florida Senate, was a little miffed last year when he couldn't ram through bills allowing casinos in Florida and privatizing the prisons.....these two issues were too much for some Republican Senators, so.....shuffle the deck, get rid of the Republicans with principles and voila - this year we'll have casinos coming and private prisons.
 
How corrupt the Legislature is......this scumbag Haridopolos is bought and paid for.....

Senate President Mike Haridopolos released his long-awaited revamp of Senate committees Friday and made changes that are clearly intended to shape the votes on some controversial issues, particularly casino expansion and prison privatization.
The move comes halfway through the two-year term of the Senate president, just in time for committee meetings to resume again next week. These are among the noteworthy changes:  Download Committee Assignments 9-16
* Sen. Paula Dockery, the outspoken Lakeland Republican who made headlines recently criticizing the move to privatize 17 South Florida prisons, was yanked from the Senate Criminal Justice Committee which will hear that issue if it comes up again, as expected, this year. She was also removed from the Community Affairs Committee and placed on the Children and Families Committee and the Agriculture Committee.
* Sen. Mike Fasano, R-New Port Richey, and Sen. Jim Norman, R-Tampa, were taken off the Government Oversight and Accountability Committee where there were a series of anti-union bills stopped or weakened last year. Fasano retained his chairmanship of the Budget committee on Criminal Justice and Civil Justice Appropriations, however, despite his outspoken opposition to the prison privatization effort.















13/  And this story shows, in detail, how big sugar gets what it wants from the Federal and State governments......money money money.....when Papa Fanjul, the sugar oligarch, calls a politician, they listen....

Many of the most influential American agricultural interests are headquartered in specific parts of the country: The majority of peanuts come from Georgia, corn from Iowa and sugar from Florida. But even though agricultural interests have a significant presence in only a small number of congressional districts, they play an inordinately large role in the political landscape of the entire country.
The majority of sugar cane might be grown in South Florida, but the industry’s political reach extends far beyond the state.
Legend has it that then-President Bill Clinton even interrupted his breakup with Monica Lewinsky to take a call from one of Big Sugar’s top dogs — Alfonso “Alfy” Fanjul. Fanjul and others in his family own Flo-Sun, based in West Palm Beach. The company, along with U.S. Sugar Corp. (headquartered in Clewiston), are the two largest producers of raw cane sugar in the country.















14/  An excellent article by Lauren Ritchie on how the EPA's efforts to keep Florida's waters unpolluted are under attack by Republicans in Congress and our Governor.....Big Ag [including big sugar] are fighting tooth and nail any efforts to stop pollution and runoffs from farms....

That's what is going on between the state of Florida and the federal EPA right now. The little missile is dropping oh, so slowly, but its effect on the lakes and rivers of Florida could be dramatic when it finally lands.
However, bureaucrats have managed to turn so critical a process, which will affect so many Floridians, into an unintelligible bowl of mush that no one wants to taste.



















15/  Here's a good article from the Daily Beast on which fall TV shows to watch, and avoid.......looks like some decent shows coming.....and some dogs.....

The fall television season is now upon us, and the offerings seem pretty underwhelming for the most part. From A Gifted Man and Pan Am to Terra Novaand Grimm, Jace Lacob breaks down which new shows you should be watching this fall and which will have you running from the room.
The 2011–12 television season has some strong and risky programming on tap, but unfortunately, most of that won’t be premiering until midseason, as the broadcasters are holding on to some of their more creatively dazzling prospects until the wintertime. Which leaves the fall season in a bit of a rut, really. What is largely on offer is pretty dull and formulaic, with a few notable exceptions (though even those will make you yearn for the day when NBC finally rolls out Awakeand Smash).











Todays Holy SxxT video - in Spanish.....Acidente....by the way I have to put sxxt because of spam filters.....











Todays oldies joke


An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.
Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.  They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively.
"I would like it infrequently," she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered - "Is that one word or two?"
      










Todays "Sex on Mars" joke

The year is 2222 and Maureen and John land on Mars 
after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles. 

They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all 

sorts of things. John asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have 
laptop computers, how they make money, etc.

Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. 'Just how do you guys do it?' she asks.
The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.'

A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to
 swap partners for the night and experience one another.. 
 
Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom  where the Martian strips. 
He's got only a teeny, weenie member about  half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick. 'I don't think this is going to work,' says Maureen.

'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?' 'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!'

'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long. 'Well,' she says, 'that's quite impressive, but it is still narrow.' 'No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to her. 'Wow!' she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad passionate love.

The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their separate ways. 

As they walked along, John asks Maureen, 'Well, was it any good?' 'I hate to say it,' says Maureen, 'but it was wonderful.  How about you?'
 
'It was horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a headache. She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.'

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Davids Daily Dose -Sunday September 18th

1/  Fascinating premise from Charles Blow in the Times, which is there is a world war going on - for jobs. 
The rest of the world is gaining speed.....and we're standing still........

And it’s not that most of these people don’t have jobs. It’s that they don’t have good jobs that pay enough to push them out of poverty. Three out of four of those below the poverty line work: half have full-time jobs, a quarter work part time. Only a quarter do not work at all.
This raises an important distinction — not only do we need to create more jobs, we need to increase the number of good jobs. And we can’t see that quest for good jobs as an internal skirmish between warring political ideologies. It’s an international war. At least that is the way Jim Clifton, chairman of Gallup, frames it in his fascinating — and frightening — new book, “The Coming Jobs War.”
According to Clifton, “the coming world war is an all-out global war for good jobs.”
(He defines a good job, also known as a formal job, as one with a “paycheck from an employer and steady work that averages 30-plus hours per week.”)
In the book he makes this striking statement, drawing from all of Gallup’s data: “The primary will of the world is no longer about peace or freedom or even democracy; it is not about having a family, and it is neither about God nor about owning a home or land. The will of the world is first and foremost to have a good job. Everything else comes after that.” The only problem is that there are not enough good jobs to go around.
Clifton explains that of the world’s five billion people over 15 years old, three billion said they worked or wanted to work, but there are only 1.2 billion full-time, formal jobs.


















2/  Well it appears we have a genuine scandal affecting the White House making Fox News salivate and drool constantly - Jon Stewart explains it clearly and makes it funny as well....
It's the Solyndra bankruptcy and how they got their loan guarantees.....

When it comes to President Obama, just about every 24-hour news network is guilty of indulging in a scandal, but the most recent one regardingCalifornia-based solar company Solyndra has Jon Stewart telling all media, "That custom-tailored Obama scandal you ordered is finally here."
Stewart approached the story of Solyndra's collapseafter receiving over $500 million from the Obama administration to produce green energy by comparing it to previous scandals the media has eaten up, from Bill Ayers to birth certificates. But as he went through the scandal piece by piece, he couldn't deny the "weapons-grade political fodder" that is Solyndra's bankruptcy.

















3/  Excellent column from Paul Krugman, and he evaluates the cheering that erupted in the Tea Party Republican debate with the shouts of "let him die" [about health care]. There's a fundamental moral principle at stake in the 2012 elections, which is "does the government have a major role in helping citizens at all?". The Republicans say "minimally".....so the question for voters is "is this the society you want to live in?"

But of course it won't be that real - it'll be muddied up with race, gays, abortions, Messicans and any other garbage the Koch Brothers can dream up to confuse the stupids....

But if the vote goes for President Perry, then they will reap what they have sewn....

Great column.....

I’m referring, as you might guess, to what happened during Monday’s G.O.P. presidential debate. CNN’s Wolf Blitzer asked Representative Ron Paul what we should do if a 30-year-old man who chose not to purchase health insurance suddenly found himself in need of six months of intensive care. Mr. Paul replied, “That’s what freedom is all about — taking your own risks.” Mr. Blitzer pressed him again, asking whether “society should just let him die.”
And the crowd erupted with cheers and shouts of “Yeah!”
The incident highlighted something that I don’t think most political commentators have fully absorbed: at this point, American politics is fundamentally about different moral visions.















4/  Matt Taibbi interviewed by David Schuster on the rogue trader at UBS in London that lost the bank $2 billion, yes billion! A little careless of them, but Taibbi gives us the real significance of this scandal that may drive the Europeans to put real rules in place for the giant banks in Britain and the Euro zone to stop them acting like casinos, and why we can't here.
It's a very good summary of the financial issues of our day, European and Wall Street, in three minutes....

















5/  OK GO [a band] with "The Muppets Theme Song". Yes, the muppets! 
A fun video......







I know, I know - The Muppets? 
If you like dance or electronic music here is a track [no video] from Deadmau5 "Raise your Weapon" that is pretty good......crank it up!!



















6/  Thomas Friedman with some commentary on how weird the Republican positions on climate change really are......

"I mean, here is the Texas governor rejecting the science of climate change while his own state is on fire" 

But the truly alarming thing is Republicans are taking these anti-science positions because 50% of the country, brainwashed by the [paid for] climate deniers and Fox News, don't believe in global warming or climate change. 

So you have politicians and intelligent people at the huge energy corporations taking the grossly irresponsible position of condemning the next generations to a planet that will be 
.....different, just to keep their corporate profits and executive bonuses flowing.
 Noone knows how bad it will get, but it'll be bad....

Every time I listen to Gov. Rick Perry of Texas and Representative Michele Bachmann of Minnesota talk about how climate change is some fraud perpetrated by scientists trying to gin up money for research, I’m always reminded of one of my favorite movie lines that Jack Nicholson delivers to his needy neighbor who knocks on his door in the film “As Good As It Gets.” “Where do they teach you to talk like this?” asks Nicholson. “Sell crazy someplace else. We’re all stocked up here.”

Thanks Mr. Perry and Mrs. Bachmann, but we really are all stocked up on crazy right now. I mean, here is the Texas governor rejecting the science of climate change while his own state is on fire — after the worst droughts on record have propelled wildfires to devour an area the size of Connecticut. As a statement by the Texas Forest Service said last week: “No one on the face of this earth has ever fought fires in these extreme conditions.”
Remember the first rule of global warming. The way it unfolds is really “global weirding.” The weather gets weird: the hots get hotter; the wets wetter; and the dries get drier. This is not a hoax. This is high school physics, as Katharine Hayhoe, a climatologist in Texas, explained on Joe Romm’s invaluableClimateprogress.org blog: “As our atmosphere becomes warmer, it can hold more water vapor. Atmospheric circulation patterns shift, bringing more rain to some places and less to others. For example, when a storm comes, in many cases there is more water available in the atmosphere and rainfall is heavier. When a drought comes, often temperatures are already higher than they would have been 50 years ago, and so the effects of the drought are magnified by higher evaporation rates.


















7/  Thought this was an interesting clip from Onion News - a small town held a gay pride parade for it's only gay resident....how nice, small town America at it's most inclusive.........
















8/  Some of this old TV is really funny - here is Tim Conway on Johnny Carson as a jockey....three minutes of live comedy....


















9/  The latest poverty figures are awful - almost 50 million Americans and 25% of our children are below the poverty level....but the group hit the most are women....and the hardest hit of all are single mothers and their children.

So when the abortion extremists campaign that every foetus is sacred, they conveniently forget the [mostly poor] women who can't get an abortion, and de facto forced to have babies who are then being condemned to a life of poverty. 

Once the baby is born it's not the abortion loony's problem......get a job....

When the U.S. Census Bureau released the latest poverty statistics this week, the news was predictably bleak—or at least the news that people were given. But there was a little something the major media omitted from their coverage.
That minor detail? Half the population.

The larger half.
And when it comes to the latest economic data on women, the news is even worse than most people seem to realize. But you couldn’t learn that by readingThe New York Times or The Wall Street Journal,neither of which even mentioned women in their front-page stories about the rise in the poverty rate, which has soared to its highest level since 1993.
When it comes to discovering what that means for the majority of the American population, one had to look elsewhere. For the news the big guys didn’t see fit to print, we can thank the National Women’s Law Center, a Washington-based nonprofit organization that focuses on women’s economic security and legal rights.
When the NWLC crunched the latest numbers from the Census Bureau, the results showed that record numbers of women are living in poverty. And in news that should surprise no one, the findings reveal that millions of those women do not have health insurance.

What all those statistics add up to is that more than 17 million women were living in poverty last year, compared with 12.6 million men. As usual, things were worse for older women; twice as many women over 65 were living in poverty, compared with men.
And those numbers just represented the population-wide average. For Hispanic and black women, the poverty rate increased even faster and rose higher—to 25 percent for Hispanic women and to 25.6 percent for black women.
As usual, single mothers are having the hardest time of all. More than 40 percent of women who head families are now living in poverty. With more than half of poor children living in female-headed families in 2010, the child poverty rate jumped to 22 percent.
















10/  Couldn't happen to a nicer company - the greedy bastards at Netflix that put their rates up 75% are bleeding customers.....good on ya America...

On Thursday, the company said that customers were canceling their subscriptions in greater numbers than it expected, about a million in total, causing a projected quarterly loss in customers for only the second time in its history. The company did not signal a shift in direction or a change its financial guidance for the quarter; still, its stock dropped almost 19 percent in heavy trading on Thursday, closing at $169.25 and worsening a season-long selling streak. In July, the stock peaked at $304.79.
The downward revision reflects the negative reaction to Netflix’s decision, announced in July and adopted this month, to separate its DVD-by-mail service from its faster-growing Internet streaming service. Before, DVD-by-mail was a $2 add-on for some streaming subscribers; now, each service now costs $8.
Like many customers, Steve LoGiudice, a health care analyst from Wooster, Ohio, re-evaluated his Netflix spending this summer when the change was announced. His 6- and 9-year-old children watch TV episodes through Netflix, so he kept the streaming service, but he stopped paying for DVDs by mail.
“If they didn’t radically change their cost structure,” Mr. LoGiudice said of Netflix, “we probably would have just kept paying the old rate without much thought or review.”



















11/  Supercool video - 100 years of London style in 100 seconds.....excellent....love this clever stuff....
Very good indeed......















12/  There's plenty of fish in the sea....or are there? Scientists are worried that we're decimating the deep sea fish beds with bottom trawling.........

Unfortunately, Norse said, "It is economically rational for trawlers to seek out a concentration of deep-sea fish -- like an oasis in the desert -- and fish them down to a point where it is no longer economically viable and move on."
Trawling, a method of deep-sea fishing that involves scraping huge metal plates across the ocean floor, kills fish, sharks and coral that people do not eat. The unwanted dead are just thrown back into the sea, the study says.
"We're talking about the frigid black depths of the ocean where fishes are very slow to mature and can't recover quickly from fishing pressure. They didn't evolve in situations where giant trawlers scoop them up," Norse said.
Some species of deep-sea fish can live for more than a century and some corals can live for 4,000 years, according to a statement released by the Marine Conservation Institute. The poster child for slow-maturing deep-sea fish being wiped out by bottom trawling is the orange roughy. The fish takes 30 years to reach sexual maturity and can live to more than 125 years.
Norse said that to stop fishing for orange roughy would not reduce the world's food supply. "Orange roughy are only eaten by affluent people in places like Japan, Korea, the U.S. and Europe. We're not talking about feeding the poor here, we're talking about feeding the rich."

















13/  Great - another guy movie just released - this one has a "B" review, but lads might override the "only fair" rating and go see it for the coolness, ultraviolence, car chases and general mayhem.....
Boys - send the life partner off to see a gooey one in the multiplex and settle in for some testoserone.....
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A long time ago, as a young filmmaker besotted with the hard-boiled pleasures of classic Hollywood, Jean-Luc Godard claimed that all anyone needed to make a film was a girl and a gun. In his new movie, “Drive,” Nicolas Winding Refn, in thrall to a later Hollywood tradition, tests out a slightly different formula. In this case all you need is a guy and a car.
In the brilliant opening sequence the formula seems to work beautifully. The car is, of all things, a late-model silver Chevy Impala, the kind of generic, functional ride you might rent at the airport on a business trip. The guy is Ryan Gosling — his character has no known proper name, and is variously referred to as “the driver,” “the kid” and “him” — and to watch him steer through Los Angeles at night is to watch a virtuoso at work. Behind the wheel of a getaway car after an uninteresting, irrelevant and almost botched robbery, the driver glides past obstacles and shakes off pursuers, slowing down as often as he accelerates and maintaining a steady pulse rate even as the soundtrack winds up the tension to heart attack levels.
The virtuosity on display is also the director’s, of course, and that, for better and for worse, is pretty much the point of “Drive,” the coolest movie around and therefore the latest proof that cool is never cool enough.















Todays videos - two commercials for guys, Leafblower and Nailgun.....













Todays little Johnny joke

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners,
asked her students the following question:

Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying:
'That would be rude and impolite."

What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said:
'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your
good manners?'

Johnny said:
'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce
you to after dinner.'
 
The teacher fainted.











Todays outdoorsman joke