Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Davids Daily Dose - Wednesday March 27th



1/  My my my, what an illuminating article.....in case you are wondering why Washington is obsessed with the deficit and cuts to social programs that will gut the safety nets for ordinary Americans, it's because the 1% think these issues are the most important. And they set the political agenda....

This is the first recent news story in a major newspaper [Los Angeles Times] that says how the oligarchy really thinks about our major issues, and how powerful they are...
Over the last two years, President Obama and Congress have put the country on track to reduce projected federal budget deficits by nearly $4 trillion. Yet when that process began, in early 2011, only about 12% of Americans in Gallup polls cited federal debt as the nation's most important problem. Two to three times as many cited unemployment and jobs as the biggest challenge facing the country.
So why did policymakers focus so intently on the deficit issue? One reason may be that the small minority that saw the deficit as the nation's priority had more clout than the majority that didn't.
We recently conducted a survey of top wealth-holders (with an average net worth of $14 million) in the Chicago area, one of the first studies to systematically examine the political attitudes of wealthy Americans. Our research found that the biggest concern of this top 1% of wealth-holders was curbing budget deficits and government spending. When surveyed, they ranked those things as priorities three times as often as they did unemployment — and far more often than any other issue.
If the concerns of the wealthy carry special weight in government — as an increasing body of social scientific evidence suggests — such extreme differences between their views and those of other Americans could significantly skew policy away from what a majority of the country would prefer. Our Survey of Economically Successful Americans was an attempt to begin to shed light on both the viewpoints and the political reach of the very wealthy.
While we had no way to measure directly the political influence of those surveyed, they did report themselves to be highly active politically.













2/  One of the stories most of us ignore is anything to do with secrets, data or privacy issues.....ho hum, I've got nothing to hide or my life is so boring why would the gumment be interested in my life......

Well yes, we are boring as individuals but this is how you control a country, by manipulating the masses [Fox News] and making sure anyone who can make a difference is known, and on a list.....

Matt Taibbi cares, and has some most interesting thoughts on the subject....

I went yesterday to a screening of We Steal Secrets, Oscar-winning director Alex Gibney's brilliant new documentary about Wikileaks. The movie is beautiful and profound, an incredible story that's about many things all at once, including the incredible Shakespearean narrative that is the life of Julian Assange, a free-information radical who has become an uncompromising guarder of secrets.
I'll do a full review in a few months, when We Steal Secrets comes out, but I bring it up now because the whole issue of secrets and how we keep them is increasingly in the news, to the point where I think we're headed for a major confrontation between the government and the public over the issue, one bigger in scale than even the Wikileaks episode.
We've seen the battle lines forming for years now. It's increasingly clear that governments, major corporations, banks, universities and other such bodies view the defense of their secrets as a desperate matter of institutional survival, so much so that the state has gone to extraordinary lengths to punish and/or threaten to punish anyone who so much as tiptoes across the informational line.
This is true not only in the case of Wikileaks – and especially the real subject of Gibney's film, Private Bradley Manning, who in an incredible act of institutional vengeance is being charged with aiding the enemy (among other crimes) and could, theoretically, receive a death sentence.
There's also the horrific case of Aaron Swartz, a genius who helped create the technology behind Reddit at the age of 14, who earlier this year hanged himself after the government threatened him with 35 years in jail for downloading a bunch of academic documents from an MIT server. Then there's the case of Sergey Aleynikov, the Russian computer programmer who allegedly stole the High-Frequency Trading program belonging to Goldman, Sachs (Aleynikov worked at Goldman), a program which prosecutors in open court admitted could, "in the wrong hands," be used to "manipulate markets."
Aleynikov spent a year in jail awaiting trial, was convicted, had his sentence overturned, was freed, and has since been re-arrested by a government seemingly determined to make an example out of him.














3/  Funny man Jimmy Fallon with his "worst tweets ever" series, this one about the worst bets you have ever made......3 minutes.....

Jimmy Fallon knows how to get people to share the most cringeworthy stories on Twitter, and his latest "Late Night" hashtag game definitely did the trick.
On Thursday night's show, Fallon recited some of the funniest tweets he found after launching the hashtag #WorstBetEver the night before.














4/  We are constantly being told the US is becoming self sufficient in energy, with natural gas and expanded oil fields leading the way....so why isn't the price of gas coming down?

The answer is simple - the only entities that benefit from the increased production of fossil fuels are the energy corporations, because all of the excess oil/gas goes to countries like China.....and so will the oil that will soon be coming through the Keystone Pipeline - straight to China.

You? Me? Just cogs in the Exxon/BP/Shell/Chevron global money machine.....
NEW YORK -- The U.S. is increasing its oil production faster than ever and U.S. drivers are guzzling less gas. But you'd never know it from the price at the pump.
The national average price of gasoline is $3.69 per gallon and it is forecast to creep higher and could approach $4 by May. For the year, prices are forecast to average $3.55 per gallon, slightly lower than last year's record average of $3.63.
"I just don't get it," says Steve Laffoon, 61, a part-time mental health worker, who recently paid $3.59 per gallon to fill up in St. Louis.
U.S. oil output rose 14 percent to 6.5 million barrels per day last year -- a record increase -- and the nation is forecast to overtake Saudi Arabia by 2020 as the world's largest crude oil producer. At the same time, U.S. gasoline demand has fallen to 8.7 million barrels a day, its lowest level since 2001, as people switch to more fuel efficient cars.
So is the high price of gasoline a signal that markets aren't working properly?
Not at all, experts say. The laws of supply and demand are working, just not in the way U.S. drivers want them to.
U.S. drivers are competing with drivers worldwide for every gallon of gasoline. As the developing economies of Asia and Latin America expand, their energy consumption is rising, which puts pressure on fuel supplies and prices everywhere else.
The U.S. still consumes more oil than any other country, but demand is weak and imports are falling. That leaves China, which overtook the U.S. late last year as the world's largest oil importer, as the single biggest influence on global demand for fuels. China's consumption has risen 28 percent in five years, to 10.2 million barrels per day last year.














5/  The latest Australian pop sensation - Iggy Azalea with her latest "Work".......quite a slutty video, with the Iggster in multiple costume changes, each one skimpier than the next......

Horrible song, nasty edgy voice but this is what "the young" are watching....

Oh well, you can't like everything...........















6/  Frank Rich with his wisdom on the week in politics......Iraq was in the news last week, being the 10th anniversary of the invasion.....

  • Good commentary on the RNC report, and some of his thoughts on the case before the Supreme Court this week, gay marriage.......

    Frank Rich on the National Circus: How Iraq Wounded America

       
    Baghdad, IRAQ: TO GO WITH AFP STORIES ON ANNIVERSARY OF THE FALL OF BAGHDAD: (FILES) A US Marine covers the face of Iraqi President Saddam Hussein's statue with the US flag in Baghdad's al-Fardous square 09 April 2003. The world was stunned when iconic images of US marines and Iraqis pulling down a statue of Saddam Hussein flashed across television screens. The toppling of the statue was immediately seized on as symbolising the overthrow of one of the world's most notorious despots. But four years later, some Iraqis say the symbol has turned into a sign of the brutal violence that has devastated their country. The square and its surroundings have changed dramatically since the launch of the invasion in March 2003.  AFP PHOTO/Ramzi HAIDAR (Photo credit should read RAMZI HAIDAR/AFP/Getty Images)Baghdad, IRAQ: TO GO WITH AFP STORIES ON ANNIVERSARY OF THE FALL OF BAGHDAD: (FILES) A US Marine covers the face of Iraqi President Saddam Hussein's statue with the US flag in Baghdad's al-Fardous square 09 April 2003. The world was stunned when iconic images of US marines and Iraqis pulling down a statue of Saddam Hussein flashed across television screens. The toppling of the statue was immediately seized on as symbolising the overthrow of one of the world's most notorious despots. But four years later, some Iraqis say the symbol has turned into a sign of the brutal violence that has devastated their country. The square and its surroundings have changed dramatically since the launch of the invasion in March 2003. AFP PHOTO/Ramzi HAIDAR (Photo credit should read RAMZI HAIDAR/AFP/Getty Images)
    Every week, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich talks with contributor Eric Benson about the biggest stories in politics and culture. This week: what the Iraq War has wrought, Reince Priebus's GOP rebranding report, and Rob Portman's convenient gay-marriage reversal.
    This week marks the tenth anniversary of the U.S. invasion of Iraq. In The Greatest Story Ever Soldwritten after the war's “Mission Accomplished” phase, you called the conflict a catastrophe “that might have been averted.” Looking back on it now, what surprised you most about how the war unfolded? And what do you think its most lasting impact on America will be?
    If there’s one opinion shared by the war’s critics and cheerleaders, it would be their shock in discovering the Bush administration’s utter incompetence in executing its own ambitions. Given that Bush and Cheney professed to believe that Saddam Hussein actually had weapons of mass destruction, why did they assume the mission would be a cakewalk and have no Plan B for a protracted fight, let alone a multiyear occupation? (The answer can’t be that it’s all Donald Rumsfeld’s fault.) Then again, given the Bush team’s utter ignorance of the country it was invading, perhaps every element of this fiasco was foretold. 



















    7/  "A Day Made Of Glass", a puff piece from Corning Glass.......this purports to be the way we will be living at some unspecified time in the future, and the way things are going the 5% of rich Americans may well be organising their lives like this, going to their executive jobs where they direct the 95% of the country [peasant labour] to projects that will make them even more money.....

    Sorry about the bitterness....it's really very cool.....5 fascinating minutes.....
















    8/  You may have read Cyprus is having a monetary crisis, but you haven't heard why. Cyprus has been EU a tax haven for wealthy foreigners, mainly Russians, for many years and of course their banks went mad as usual with these rich bastards.....

    Paul Krugman explains what went wrong.....

    A couple of years ago, the journalist Nicholas Shaxson published a fascinating, chilling book titled “Treasure Islands,” which explained how international tax havens — which are also, as the author pointed out, “secrecy jurisdictions” where many rules don’t apply — undermine economies around the world. Not only do they bleed revenues from cash-strapped governments and enable corruption; they distort the flow of capital, helping to feed ever-bigger financial crises.

    One question Mr. Shaxson didn’t get into much, however, is what happens when a secrecy jurisdiction itself goes bust. That’s the story of Cyprus right now. And whatever the outcome for Cyprus itself (hint: it’s not likely to be happy), the Cyprus mess shows just how unreformed the world banking system remains, almost five years after the global financial crisis began.
    So, about Cyprus: You might wonder why anyone cares about a tiny nation with an economy not much bigger than that of metropolitan Scranton, Pa. Cyprus is, however, a member of the euro zone, so events there could trigger contagion (for example, bank runs) in larger nations. And there’s something else: While the Cypriot economy may be tiny, it’s a surprisingly large financial player, with a banking sector four or five times as big as you might expect given the size of its economy.
    Why are Cypriot banks so big? Because the country is a tax haven where corporations and wealthy foreigners stash their money. Officially, 37 percent of the deposits in Cypriot banks come from nonresidents; the true number, once you take into account wealthy expatriates and people who are only nominally resident in Cyprus, is surely much higher. Basically, Cyprus is a place where people, especially but not only Russians, hide their wealth from both the taxmen and the regulators. Whatever gloss you put on it, it’s basically about money-laundering.













    9/  Don't often watch pet videos on Youtube as most of them are way too gooey, but here is one with satire and bite......very good.

    "Why cats are smarter than dogs".....an enjoyable and amusing three minutes............
















    10/  The Chinese of course realise how their economic boom has enriched the country, but degraded the environment to the point that it affects everyday life......but it's like Washington - entrenched interests make sure nothing happens. 

    It's kind of reassuring, isn't it? Even the efficient Chinese have a screwed up political system and the local equivalent of Exxon Mobil that stops anything from improving......not good omens for the planet......

    We are so screwed.....

    As Pollution Worsens in China, Solutions Succumb to Infighting

    Sim Chi Yin for The New York Times
    Smog veiled the China Central Television Building in Beijing last week. Air pollution hit record levels in north China last month.
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    Published: March 21, 2013 174 Comments

    BEIJING — China’s state leadership transition has taken place this month against an ominous backdrop. More than 16,000 dead pigs have been found floating in rivers that provide drinking water to Shanghai. A haze akin to volcanic fumes cloaked the capital, causing convulsive coughing and obscuring the portrait of Mao Zedong on the gate to the Forbidden City.

    So severe are China’s environmental woes, especially the noxious air, that top government officials have been forced to openly acknowledge them. Fu Ying, the spokeswoman for the National People’s Congress, said she checked for smog every morning after opening her curtains and kept at home face masks for her daughter and herself. Li Keqiang, the new prime minister, said the air pollution had made him “quite upset” and vowed to “show even greater resolve and make more vigorous efforts” to clean it up.
    What the leaders neglect to say is that infighting within the government bureaucracy is one of the biggest obstacles to enacting stronger environmental policies. Even as some officials push for tighter restrictions on pollutants, state-owned enterprises — especially China’s oil and power companies — have been putting profits ahead of health in working to outflank new rules, according to government data and interviews with people involved in policy negotiations.
    For instance, even though trucks and buses crisscrossing China are far worse for the environment than any other vehicles, the oil companies have delayed for years an improvement in the diesel fuel those vehicles burn. As a result, the sulfur levels of diesel in China are at least 23 times that of the United States. As for power companies, the three biggest ones in the country are all repeat violators of government restrictions on emissions from coal-burning plants; offending power plants are found across the country, from Inner Mongolia to the southwest metropolis of Chongqin












    11/  Rachel Maddow gives us in 7 minutes a summary of why half the country is politically stupid.....we are talking about Fox News watchers, of course. The occasion was President Obama's visit to Israel, and the coverage it got on the major news networks.

    If you are a Fox watcher, look at this and I hope you realise they lie to you all the time......it's blatant.....

    On Thursday night in the Jerusalem residence of Israeli President Shimon Peres, American President Barack Obama received the Medal of Distinction, the highest honor that Israel’s government can award a civilian (and also a hunk of hardware that looks like it could be murder on the ole sciatica). As Rachel Maddownoted on Thursday night’s The Rachel Maddow Show, however, only some cable news viewers got to see that ceremony live: all of the cable news viewers who weren’t watching Fox News.
    One of the most important functions that a news program can perform, and perhaps the most basic, is to inform the viewer. While technically a so-called “opinion” program, this short segment of The Rachel Maddow show was packed with information. For example, I already knew that Republican deity and former President Ronald Reagan never visited Israel, nor did George H.W. Bush, and that George W. Bush didn’t make the trip until late in his second term. However, I did not know that the Medal of Distinction/Dothraki Battle Shield was the highest honor the Israeli government can give to a civilian, or that President Obama is the only U.S. President ever to receive it. Information.













    12/  Yes it's sponsored by Red Bull, and yes it's selectively edited, but look at these lunatics on mountain bikes! 

    Eeeeek.....3 minutes.....















    13/  Regular readers of DDD hopefully by now should be buying organic everything, because it seems every week there are stories about how Big Ag is poisoning us all......

    But as this article says there's organic, and there's organic. Don't buy anything grown in China......

    Thanks to corporate loopholes and profit-driven manufacturers, it’s harder than ever to really know what you are putting into your body — or perhaps even more importantly the mouths of your children. That said, it is possible to make sure you’re getting what is not just labeled organic and shipped from a contaminated facility in China, but actually high quality.
    The fact of the matter is that the decision to switch to organic food is one that signifies a serious change in lifestyle across the board, leading to a wealth of information and serious optimizations for your health. It’s a decision that should not be hindered by slick marketing techniques and labeling loopholes that are unfortunately taken advantage of by many fake ‘health’ companies. Subsidiary corporations that are actually owned by major parent companies like Coca-Cola that really don’t care about the quality or health effects of their products.
    It’s these companies that will soon be put out of business as consumers begin to care about not only what they’re eating, but who and what they’re supporting. In the past we have seen excellent charts created, such as the one created by professor Phillip H. Howard out of Michigan State University, that details how this actually works on a realistic scale. As you can see from the graphic below, many familiar corporate food giants actually have bought up or created many ‘health’ food companies in order to soak up some of the profits from the rapidly expanding market of organic food items:
    Phony Organics from China?
    Granted, some of these items under the subsidiary companies are certified organic in the United States and are definitely of higher quality than processed non-organic junk. That said, some companies are showing their entire hands by failing to actually care about the health concerns of aware individuals and are instead going as far as China to get fake ‘organic’ products that have been found to contain large amounts of contamination.
     













    14/  Tom Cruise is starring in a scifi movie "Oblivion", in theaters April 19th.......

    We've been disappointed before when you think a film will be excellent, and doesn't quite make it - remember "Prometheus"?

    I really, really hope the movie is as good as this trailer
















    15/  Excellent story about the pond scum we have representing us in Tallahassee, and how they don't care what you want.....or care about.....or think.....

    Good reporting from the Tampa Bay Times.

    Somewhere along the line, they stopped caring what you think.
    They would never admit this. In fact, they often spout the opposite.
    But it's hard to come to any other conclusion when you consider how legislators in Florida consistently ignore the voices of those they supposedly serve.

    You think that's overstated?
    Let's start with the Quinnipiac poll released last week. This well-respected, independent polling service revealed that 91 percent of Floridians favor universal background checks for gun purchases. Among actual gun owners, it was 88 percent.
    To put that in context, I'm not sure you can get 90 percent of Floridians to agree that April should follow March on the calendar.
    So it's safe to say there is overwhelming evidence that lawmakers should be looking into this idea of universal background checks.
    Yet what has our Legislature done? Next to nothing.
    A bill on this topic was introduced weeks ago and hasn't even gotten enough traction for a committee hearing. Which is not so different from last year. Or the year before.
    "It's almost like, at times, Tallahassee legislators and the executive branch are living in their own little world,'' said Rep. Mike Fasano, R-New Port Richey. "They're not hearing what people back home are asking them to do.''
    Not convinced? Then consider Medicaid expansion.
    Two different polls conducted in February showed about 62 percent of Florida residents were in favor of expansion. An amendment on the ballot in November also indicated a majority of residents supported the Affordable Care Act.
    Even Gov. Rick Scott, one of the nation's loudest critics of Obamacare, looked at the polls and understood the need to support Medicaid expansion.
    Yet legislators in the House and Senate voted against it. Instead they have taken it upon themselves to find some alternative form of health insurance.















    16/  Mount Dorans - we now have a Waffle House [normally nicknamed Awful House] that just opened, and a friend, a connoisseur of the Waffle House schtick, took his digestive tract in his hands and went there for breakfast - this is his [amusing] report.....


    Our kids/grandkids are in town this week, and they took me out for breakfast at the Waffle House this morning on the way down to Disney. 

    My overall ratings are as follows:

    Food:  A 
    Spectacle:  C-
    Realism (i.e. the Waffle-House-ish-ness of the experience):  D

    The food was delivered incredibly quickly and was perfectly prepared.  The waffles were crispy and tasty and almost souffle-like in their eggy brilliance -- could be the best waffles I've ever eaten. They held their own beautifully and didn't get soggy when slathered in pancake syrup. The eggs were perky and the bacon was crisp. The menu was standard Waffle House diner fare -- lots of variety, very reasonable price.  All things considered, the food was too good to be realistic -- there was obviously something afoot.

    The restrooms were similarly fraudulent:  spotless, clean smelling, and laid out so that the excess hand soap dripped off into a place where you wouldn't slip;  the air-driven hand driver similarly blew the water off your hands like a tornado and deposited it on the floor in a location where it would be difficult to trip on slick flooring.  There was no grafiti on the walls, no paper or residue on the floor.

    Service was prompt, attentive, and polite.  The service staff was numerous [too numerous!] and very well trained and drilled in getting folks greeted and served.  There were no raucous interactions, spilled food, or broken china and the floors and tables were not in the least sticky,  -- definitely signs that this Waffle House has not matured.  There was even a sign on the very clean window at the air lock which forms the entrance indicating what the customers should expect from The Waffle House Experience (their capitalization, not mine) and it provided a phone number to call in the event of complaints.  

    Clearly, a fraud is being perpetrated in our fair city.

    The truth became even more evident as we spoke with our server, who had been brought down from South Carolina to help in bring the store online and training up their staff:  obviously a ringer.  After some clever interrogation, we wrung out of her that she had been with Waffle House for a number of years and was a pro:  cooking, cleaning, and serving simultaneously obviously were no challenge to her. 
    She pointed to a semi-clueless-looking throng of uniformed trainees who were observing the goings-on and being instructed in how a Waffle House should operate.  It turns out that the folks actually working the diner were all seasoned professionals, and they had many (I counted at least 10) folks in the back room being schooled on how it's done.

    So there it is...  In a couple of weeks we should probably try it after the REAL Mount Dora staff takes over, when the place has had a chance to begin to approach its true potential.

    Your humble reporter,












    Todays video - lads....one for you. Motor Trend takes a look at GraveDigger, a monster truck......aahhhoooogah........















    Todays rules of life jokes


    Rules to remember
     
        
    * SIMPLE TRUTH 1 
    Lovers help each other undress before sex. 
    However after sex, they always dress on
    their own. 

    Moral of the story: In life, no
    one helps you once you're screwed. 

        

    * SIMPLE TRUTH 2 
    When a lady is pregnant, all her friends
    touch the stomach and say, "Congrats". 
    But none of them come and touch the
    man's penis and say, "Good job". 
    Moral of the story: "Hard work is never appreciated." 


    FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE 
    1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more
    comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 
    2. Forgive your enemy,
    but remember the asshole's name. 
    3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they
    will remember you when they're in trouble again. 
    4. Many people are alive only because
    it's illegal to shoot them. 
    5. Alcohol does not solve any problems,
    but then neither does milk. 

    Bonus: 
    Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. 
    A friend of mine was wearing one, when
    he was shot by the woman's husband.       









    Todays Apple joke

    Apple Computer announced today that it has developed
    a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music
    in women's breast implants.

    The iTit  will cost between $499.00 and $699.00
    depending on speaker size.

    This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women 
    have always complained about men staring at their tits
    and not listening to them.










    Todays Catholic joke

    Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square. 

    The first Catholic man tells his friends, 
    "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." 

    The second Catholic man chirps, 
    "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." 

    The third Catholic gent says, 
    "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'." 

    The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, 
    "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." 

    Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?" 

    She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, 
    Slim, tall, 38D bust, 24" waist and 36" hips.

    When she walks into a room, people say,
    "Jesus !".





    Friday, March 22, 2013

    Davids Daily Dose - Friday March 22nd




    1/  Not often I like a column from Thomas Friedman, but in this one he argues the obvious solutions to many of our problems are not discussable in this toxic political environment....

    Worth reading.....

    ONE of my favorite quotes about the state of U.S. politics was offered a couple years ago by Gerald Seib, a Wall Street Journal columnist, when he observed that “America and its political leaders, after two decades of failing to come together to solve big problems, seem to have lost faith in their ability to do so. A political system that expects failure doesn’t try very hard to produce anything else.” That’s us today — our entire political system is guilty of the “soft bigotry of low expectations” for ourselves.

    I raise this now because it strikes me as crazy that one of the obvious solutions to our budget, energy and environmental problems — the one that would be the least painful and have the best long-term impact (a carbon tax) — is off the table. Meanwhile, the solution that is as dumb as the day is long — a budget sequester that slashes spending indiscriminately — is on the table.
    Shrinking the tax deduction for charity is on the table. Shrinking Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid for the poor are on the table. But a carbon tax that could close the deficit and clean the air, weaken petro-dictators, strengthen the dollar, drive clean-tech innovation and still leave some money to lower corporate and income taxes is off the table. So the solutions that are lose-lose and divisive are on the table, while the solution that is win-win-win-win-win — and has both liberal and conservative supporters — is off the table.












    2/  An excellent Bill Maher, and his point is so right - the conservative voices we are told are overwhelmingly powerful and represent "millions of real Americans" are often just front groups for a small number of noisy, angry old people.....4 minutes......

    ended his show tonight with a New Rule that took on conservative groups for their disproportionate influence on the American political landscape considering just how small they are. Maher deemed this “shitkicker inflation” and called out every group from One Million Moms to the NRA for claiming to speak for the majority but really vocalizing the opinions of a small minority.
    Maher opened by mocking conservative outrage over a Geico ad with the little pig mascot and a Skittles ad with a woman and a walrus. In both cases, groups like One Million Moms was outraged over tones of bestiality, to which Maher rebutted, “Aren’t you thinking a little too much about bestiality?”














    3/  If you want a textbook example of the way our government has been taken over and corrupted by money and large corporations, read this story from the Times. There is a 2.5% tax in the Obamacare bill that will cut some medical hardware makers profits, so they are furiously lobbying to have this section repealed.....and I bet they'll do it too. 

    The kicker in this story is that they are buying Democrats as well......

    In Shift, Lobbyists Look for Bipartisan Support to Repeal a Tax

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    Published: March 19, 2013
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    WASHINGTON — When executives from Cook Medical gathered last month to offer Representative Cheri Bustos a tour of their central Illinois medical equipment plant, they had good reason to expect a frosty reception from Ms. Bustos, a new Democratic congresswoman.
    Pablo Martinez Monsivais/Associated Press
    Representative Cheri Bustos of Illinois, a newly elected Democrat, said she would consider joining a tax-repeal effort.
    Cook executives had backed Representative Bobby Schilling, her Republican opponent in last year’s election for Illinois’s 17th District seat, after he had joinedwith other House Republicans to push for the repeal of a new medical device tax imposed to pay for President Obama’s health care law. The company said the tax would cut its profits this year by an estimated $15 million, perhaps limiting future expansions. But in a hint of a shift in corporate lobbying strategy now under way in Washington, the industry pitch is now focused on Democrats like Ms. Bustos.
    “Republican or Democrat, we need them to understand who we are and what we do,” said Steve Ferguson, the chairman of Cook’s parent company, who was there alongside Ms. Bustos as she toured his company plant. The visit ended with Ms. Bustos telling local reporters she would consider joining the effort to repeal the tax, which is expected to raise $29 billion over 10 years.
    “If current laws are holding businesses back from hiring locally, I’m open to looking into ways to improve and fix them,” Ms. Bustos said in a statement.
    Just last year, with Republicans still within reach of taking over the Senate and White House, many companies were willing to burn a chunk of their corporate lobbying budget to push House Republicans to pass bills that everyone on Capitol Hill knew had no chance of ever becoming law. The muscle flexing at least made a political point — and potentially set up special-interest groups, like the medical device industry, for a successful push this year, assuming their hoped-for Republican victories had been scored.














    4/  A viral French ad "Emma", 40 seconds .......a husband humiliates his wife, laughing at her low-tech ways while brandishing his new IPad.......

    The ending is very funny.....















    5/  Coming our way soon? 

    Frankensalmon.......GM salmon that grow twice as fast as normal salmon, and you won't have any way to identify it if the FDA has it's way......

    Several supermarket chains have pledged not to sell what could become the first genetically modified animal to reach the nation’s dinner plates — a salmon engineered to grow about twice as fast as normal.
    The supermarkets — including Whole Foods Market, Trader Joe’s and Aldi —stated their policies in response to a campaign by consumer and environmental groups opposed to the fish. The groups are expected to announce the chains’ policies on Wednesday. The supermarket chains have 2,000 stores in all, with 1,200 of them belonging to Aldi, which has outlets stretching from Kansas and Texas to the East Coast.
    “Our current definition of sustainable seafood specifies the exclusion of genetically modified organisms,” a spokeswoman for Aldi said in a statement that also said the policy might evolve over time. She said the company would not comment further.
    The salmon is now awaiting approval from the Food and Drug Administration, which in December concluded that the fish would have “no significant impact” on the environment and would be as safe to eat as conventional salmon. The agency is accepting public comments on its findings until April 26.
    Under existing F.D.A. policies, the salmon, if approved, would probably not be labeled as genetically engineered. The agency has said that use of genetic engineering per se does not change a food materially.
    The campaign by the environmental and consumer groups suggests that the salmon could have trouble winning acceptance in the market, assuming consumers could actually identify it.













    6/  There is a great series called "People Are Awesome", and these videos are like the fails [see #8] but without accidents or mistakes.....four minutes of amazing athletic feats.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6XUVjK9W4o&feature=youtube_gdata_player

















    7/  And more on the theme of corporate power.....Monsanto is well on the way to making itself immune from the federal Courts....by a rider in a Senate bill, inserted by it's lobbyists......

    This one may or may not pass.......it's just outrageous enough to meet opposition......

    We’ve seen similar scenarios in the past, events in which the massive financial power of multi-national corporations is able to buy out legislators who were elected to ‘represent’ voters. But now, Monsanto has set the bar even higher. Instead of just getting a few kickbacks or avoiding USDA regulation, Monsanto lobbyists have gone as far as to generate legislative inclusions into a new bill that puts Monsanto above the federal government.
    It’s called the Monsanto Protection Act among activists and concerned citizens who have been following the developments on the issue, and it consists of a legislative ‘rider’ inside (Farmer Assurance Provision, Sec. 735) a majority-wise unrelated Senate Continuing Resolution spending bill. You may already be aware of what this rider consists of, but in case not you will likely be blown away by the tenacity of Monsanto lobbyist goons.
    If this rider passes with the bill, which could be as early as this week, Monsanto would have complete immunity from federal courts when it comes to their ability to act against any new Monsanto GMO crops that are suspected to be endangering the public or the environment (or considered to be planted illegally by the USDA). We’re talking about courts that literally can do nothing to Monsanto if it’s found that their newest creation may be promoting cancer, for example. Whether it’s a GMO banana or an apple, Monsanto could continue planting the food abomination all it wants under court review.















    8/  Golfers will appreciate this fail compilation.....some of the golf cart accidents are really doable with a ditzy or careless driver.....3 minutes......















    9/  This story and #10 are on the lines of "Nobody seems to notice, nobody seems to care"....

    The migration of Monarch butterflies is one of the phenomena of nature, but their annual visit from the US Midwest to a rainforest in Mexico is at the lowest level in decades......and the root cause is pesticides and chemicals used in farming.....

    This is one of these straws in the wind that show how much and how seriously we [humans] have disrupted nature, and although you may say "they're only butterflies, WGAS" all of these things are interconnected. 

    We are toast folks......
    The number of monarch butterflies that completed an annual migration to their winter home in a Mexican forest sank this year to its lowest level in at least two decades, due mostly to extreme weather and changed farming practices in North America, the Mexican government and a conservation alliance reported on Wednesday.
    Travis Morisse/ The Hutchinson News via Associated Press
    The monarch population has declined with extreme weather and changes in farming that have diminished its source of food.
    The area of forest occupied by the butterflies, once as high at 50 acres, dwindled to 2.94 acres in the annual census conducted in December, Mexico’s National Commission of Natural Protected Areas disclosed at a news conference in Zitácuaro, Mexico.
    That was a 59 percent decline from the 7.14 acres of butterflies measured in December 2011.
    Because the insects cannot be counted, the combined size of the butterfly colonies is used as a proxy in the census, which is conducted by the commission and a partnership between the World Wildlife Fund and the Mexican cellphone company Telcel.
    “We are seeing now a trend which more or less started in the last seven to eight years,” Omar Vidal, the head of the wildlife group’s Mexico operations, said in an interview. Although insect populations can fluctuate greatly even in normal conditions, the steady downward drift in the butterfly’s numbers is worrisome, he said.
    The latest decline was hastened by drought and record-breaking heat in North America when the monarchs arrived last spring to reproduce. Warmer than usual conditions led the insects to arrive early and to nest farther north than is typical, Chip Taylor, director of the conservation group Monarch Watch at the University of Kansas, said in an interview. The early arrival disrupted the monarchs’ breeding cycle, he said, and the hot weather dried insect eggs and lowered the nectar content of the milkweed on which they feed.
    That in turn weakened the butterflies and lowered the number of eggs laid.
    But an equally alarming source of the decline, both Mr. Taylor and Mr. Vidal said, is the explosive increase in American farmland planted in soybean and corn genetically modified to tolerate herbicides.


















    10/  Algae blooms caused by phosphorus runoff from farms are causing massive damage to Lake Erie, sending it on the way to becoming a dead lake with no fish of other life in it. But to fix the problem would mean confronting Big Ag and the fertilizer manufacturers, so the chances of anything happening in this Congress are zero.....

    As I said, "Nobody seems........

    Spring Rain, Then Foul Algae in Ailing Lake Erie

    Brenda Culler/ODNR Coastal Management
    Algae blooms, like this one in 2011, are threatening Lake Erie.
    By 
    Published: March 14, 2013 177 Comments
    TOLEDO, Ohio — For those who live and play on the shores of Lake Erie, the spring rains that will begin falling here soon are less a blessing than a portent. They could threaten the very future of the lake itself.
    Multimedia
    Jeff Reutter
    A water snake in Lake Erie.

    Readers’ Comments

    Readers shared their thoughts on this article.
    Lake Erie is sick. A thick and growing coat of toxic algae appears each summer, so vast that in 2011 it covered a sixth of its waters, contributing to an expanding dead zone on its bottom, reducing fish populations, fouling beaches and crippling a tourism industry that generates more than $10 billion in revenue annually.
    The spring rains reliably predict how serious the summer algae bloom will be: the more frequent and heavy the downpours, the worse the outbreak. And this year the National Weather Service says there is a higher probability than elsewhere of above-normal spring rains along the lake’s west end, where the algae first appear. The private forecaster Accuweather predicts a wetter than usual March and April throughout the region.
    It is perhaps the greatest peril the lake has faced since the 1960s, when relentless and unregulated dumping of sewage and industrial pollutants spawned similar algae blooms and earned it the nickname “North America’s Dead Sea.” Erie recovered then, thanks to a multibillion-dollar cleanup by the United States and Canada that became a legendary environmental success story.
    But while the sewage and pollutants are vastly reduced, the blooms have returned, bigger than ever.
    Once, fisheries and sports anglers pulled five million walleye from the rejuvenated lake every year. Today the catch is roughly one-fifth that, the Environmental Protection Agency says. Commercial fisheries’ smelt catch is three-fifths of past levels. The number of charter fishing companies has dropped 40 percent. Sport fish like walleye and yellow perch are deserting the lake’s center and moving shoreward in search of oxygen and food.
    “We’ve seen this lake go from the poster child for pollution problems to the best example in the world of ecosystem recovery. Now it’s headed back again,” said Jeffrey M. Reutter, who directs the Sea Grant College Program at Ohio State University.
    The algae problem is hardly isolated. Similar blooms are strangling other lakes in North America and elsewhere, including Lake Winnipeg, one of Canada’s largest, and some bays in Lake Huron.
    The algae are fed by phosphorus, the same chemical that American and Canadian authorities spent billions to reduce — for good, they believed — in the 1970s and ‘80s. This time, new farming techniques, climate change and even a change in Lake Erie’s ecosystem make phosphorus pollution more intractable.
    Like plants, algae thrive on a phosphorus diet. Decades ago, some 64 million pounds of phosphorus flowed into Lake Erie each year from industrial and sewer outfalls, leaky septic tanks and runoff from fertilized lawns and farms.
    But no one hopes for a drought. To cut phosphorus levels this time, scientists say, the habits — and the expensive equipment — of 70,000 farmers along the Erie shore must change. Most of the phosphorus that feeds algae these days comes from farmland.
    Much of the phosphorus originates near Toledo, where the Maumee River completes a 137-mile journey and empties into the lake’s shallow western basin.



    If you have forgotten which of the Great Lakes it is, here is a map - Buffalo at one end and Detroit at the other......














    11/  Wow - hard to describe this music video of David Guetta's "She Wolf"......part documentary about Viking warriors, part animation, mysticism and all starring a wounded wolf running through the tundra, pursued by hunters and a dogsled.....

    Great song too.....














    12/  You may have read that the Lieutenant Governor of Florida resigned, but the corporate media probably didn't tell you the full story of why she left our idiot Governor's administration. 

    Carl Hiaasen with a very good column in the Miami Herald summarising the scandal, and it IS a scandal of the usual corruption, lobbyists and our scummy politicians.....
    In Florida, not much is asked of the lieutenant governor.
    It's a sham job, devoid of responsibility. Your typical day is spent attending dull functions that the governor chooses to avoid.
    Under the best of circumstances you'll serve out your term uneventfully, and unknown to most Floridians. Under the worst of circumstances you'll end up like Jennifer Carroll, a mortifying headline.
    She resigned suddenly last week after federal and state agents began rounding up suspects involved with a chain of Internet cafes that allegedly served as a front for illegal gambling, racketeering and money laundering.
    The organization had presented itself as a charity called Allied Veterans of the World, and had tax-exempt, nonprofit status. Under a typically porous Florida law, it was allowed to operate Internet "sweepstakes cafes" as long as the earnings were donated to charitable causes.
    Over three years, Allied Veterans raked in hundreds of millions of dollars, but only 2 percent found its way to veterans' groups. The rest of the money went to sleazeballs who bought fancy cars, boats and big houses.













    13/  Book Review 
    "The Accursed" by Joyce Carol Oates, and reviewed in the Times by Stephen King [yes, him!]. 

    It sounds most complex and disturbing......


    Bride of Hades

    ‘The Accursed,’ by Joyce Carol Oates

    Illustration by Tomer Hanuka
    By STEPHEN KING
    Published: March 14, 2013
    Some novels are almost impossible to review, either because they’re deeply ambiguous or because they contain big surprises the reviewer doesn’t wish to give away. In the case of “The Accursed,” both strictures apply. What I wish I could say is simply this: “Joyce Carol Oates has written what may be the world’s first postmodern Gothic novel: E. L. Doctorow’s ‘Ragtime’ set in Dracula’s castle. It’s dense, challenging, problematic, horrifying, funny, prolix and full of crazy people. You should read it. I wish I could tell you more.”

    THE ACCURSED

    By Joyce Carol Oates
    669 pp. Ecco/HarperCollins Publishers. $27.99.

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    Joyce Carol Oates
    Yet telling more is the reviewer’s (usually thankless) job. Still, spare a little pity for the critic, if you please; I’m doing delicate surgery here. This is an enormous, craftily sustained work of fiction, and while I consider the Internet-fueled concern with “spoilers” rather infantile, the true secrets of well-made fiction deserve to be kept. Imagine how unfair it would have been if Bosley Crowther’s New York Times review of “Psycho” had led with the information that Norman and Norman’s mother were one and the same! Ick, right? In deference to the ick, I’ll keep most of Oates’s secrets, but she owes me (and anyone else faced with the task of discussing this novel) an apology for making the job so difficult. The reader’s job is also difficult because “The Accursed” asks a lot of him or her. All I can say is, don’t lose your courage, and wait for the sermon at the end. It doesn’t explain everything, but it does explain a lot, and in splendid pseudo-biblical prose.
    “The Accursed” purports to be the definitive account, written by one M. W. van Dyck II, of the so-called Crosswicks Curse, which afflicted — or infected — the bucolic college town of Princeton, N.J., in the years 1905 and 1906. The ambiguities start with van Dyck himself, an amateur historian who is racist, prudish and snobbish. He’s also an obsessive-compulsive fussbudget. I learned much more about Princeton University politics, the great houses of Princeton’s lily-white West End and turn-of-the-century ladies’ fashions than I cared to know. At several points I found myself thinking, “O.K., van Dyck, enough about the corsetry, let’s get back to the unhappy Slades of Crosswicks Manse.” For it’s the unhappy Slade family from whom the Curse (always capitalized) spreads outward, and we care about them just enough to make their various fates interesting.












    14/  Movie Reviews

    Out today is Tina Fey in "Admissions", which according to the Times review is decent but could have been much better [B-]. 

    The heavily advertised "Olympus Has Fallen" is a dud.....action, no plot and [a boring] leading man Gerard Butler [C]. 


    However, still in theaters are......

    "Spring Breakers" - more than it appears......yes there's lots of T&A but it actually has a plot, and is quite edgy......

    Just before the candy-colored apocalypse comes to Harmony Korine’s “Spring Breakers” you hear the peaceable murmurings of a beach, of lapping water, calling gulls and playing children. They’re nice, these sounds of summer, promises of carefree, youthful pursuits like building sand castles and shrieking at waves. The first image of what looks like a beach party keeps the happy vibe going. Dozens, hundreds of gyrating, dancing young women and men are basking in the honeyed light — as the beat goes on and the smiles sour into sneers — though it becomes evident that they’re also marinating in a tsunami of beer.

    The beer doesn’t flow, it floods: over heads, writhing torsos and the bared breasts that wiggle like puppies and wag at the camera like the middle fingers that more and more revelers raise. Welcome to the party, dude, Mr. Korine seems to be saying (or is he snickering?), now sit back, relax and enjoy the show. He proves an excellent ringmaster and a crafty one too. In “Spring Breakers” he bores into a contested, deeply American topic — the pursuit of happiness taken to nihilistic extremes — but turns his exploration into such a gonzo, outrageously funny party that it takes a while to appreciate that this is more of a horror film than a comedy.
    If the laughter at times catches in your throat, well, that’s part of the queasy, transfixing experience that is “Spring Breakers,” which plays with some of the same ideas in Mr. Korine’s last feature, “Trash Humpers.” In that movie, shot on VHS tape, four characters in rubber masks run amok, getting down and dirty as they compulsively, even ritualistically grind their pelvises against anything — garbage, of course, included — in a creepy, joyless yet also amusing burlesque. In “Spring Breakers” Mr. Korine has traded in his plug-uglies for a far more seductive and commercially viable female quartet that includes two former Disney teen queens, Selena Gomez (as Faith) and Vanessa Hudgens (Candy), along with Ashley Benson (Brit) and his wife, Rachel Korine (Cotty).


    Interesting trailer.....James Franco looks pretty dangerous!














    15/  "The Call" is a low budget but effective little horror movie....with Halle Berry.....

    An effectively creepy thriller about a 911 operator and a young miss in peril, “The Call” is a model of low-budget filmmaking. Well, as low as anything starring Halle Berrygoes. It’s probable that Ms. Berry was the priciest item in the budget, followed by the movie’s one other conspicuous expenditure, a sprawling 911 dispatch center called the hive. Buzzing with the trills of incoming calls and the hum of reassuring voices, the hive is where every rote greeting — “911, what is your emergency?” — becomes the opening line in a never-ending procession of melodramas, comedies, dramas, tragedies and horror stories like the one that puts the chill in this no-frills diversion.

    Put another way “911, what is your emergency?” is “once upon a time” with higher or at least more shudderingly plausible stakes. That’s the clean, clever premise of “The Call,” which, along with being a movie about a woman in trouble helping other women (and a few men) in trouble, is something of a salute to your tax dollars at work. Like Steven Soderbergh’s epidemiological nightmare, “Contagion,” in which a miscellany of federal agencies saves humanity, the heroes in “The Call,” including Jordan (a fine Ms. Berry), are largely Los Angeles government workers — beat cops, fingerprint technicians and call-center operators of all races and ethnicities — who are presumably collecting a livable wage and benefits. Given how many extra miles Jordan runs, crawls and scrambles, she earns her overtime.
    “The Call” is also a recovery story because, soon after the movie opens, Jordan calamitously fumbles a phone plea for help. Years later in movie time, she remains haunted by that bad call and now trains new dispatchers and pops prescription pills. But, as John Wayne says in “Rio Bravo, “sorry don’t get it done” — nor does it win the audience’s sympathy and hold its attention. Which is why, after an inexperienced operator starts bungling a distress call from a kidnapped teenager, Casey (Abigail Breslin, at once grown up and believablyadolescent), Jordan climbs back in the saddle. Jaw and shoulders squared, she puts on her headset, stares purposely ahead and, as rescue plans go into overdrive, starts smooth-talking Casey down from convulsive hysteria to panic.
    The kicker is that Casey has been kidnapped from a parking garage by a stranger (Michael Eklund), and is calling from inside the trunk of a moving car. It’s a harrowing situation for her and a potentially tricky one for filmmakers, as is apparent from how dissimilar directors handle characters trapped in rooms,coffinsairplanes and the claustrophobia-inducing like. Here, the director Brad Anderson, working from Richard D’Ovidio’s script, tucks you inside a car trunk with Casey, using close-ups that turn her face into a vista and tears into rivers. And, then, just when you’ve grown accustomed to that face, have started worrying about it, he cuts to Jordan who — with the call center often blurred behind her, as if the world and its certainties were disappearing — is in a very different tight place.


    Holy moley....this is a scary trailer!














    Todays video - a great magician and some incredible golf shots from the European Tour pros......

    Magic and Golf, what's not to like!
















    Todays old guy joke


           
    Bill and Bob, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

    One day Bill didn't show up. Bob didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Bill hadn't shown up for a week or so, Bob really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Bob didn't know where Bill lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

    A month had passed, and Bob figured he had seen the last of Bill, but one day, Bob approached the park and -- lo and behold -- there sat Bill!
    Bob was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, ‘For crying out loud Bill, what in the world happened to you?'

    Bill replied, 'I have been in jail.'

    'Jail!' cried Bob. What in the world for?'

    'Well,' Bill said, 'you know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?'

    'Yeah,' said Bob, 'I remember her. What about her?

    'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty'.

    'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury’.
     












    Todays Irish joke

    Mickey O'Flynn worked in an Irish pickle factory. For many years he had a 
    powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer.
    
    
    Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory 
    psychologist.  After six months, the therapist gave up.
    He advised Mickey to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any 
    peace of mind.
     
    The next day he came home from work very early. His wife, Mary, became alarmed 
    and wanted to know what had happened. 
    Mickey tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle 
    slicer.
    He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was 
    immediately fired.
     
    Mary gasped and ran over to her husband.  She quickly yanked down his pants and 
    shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis. 
    
    
    She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What about the pickle slicer?"
    Mickey replied, "I think she got fired, too."
     










    Todays rich person joke


    ..."Hello, Señor Bob? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house."

    "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"

    "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Señor Bob, that your parrot, he is dead".

    "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"

    "Si, Señor, that's the one."

    "Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?"

    "From eating the rotten meat, Señor Bob."

    "Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"

    "Nobody, Señor. He ate the meat of the dead horse."

    "Dead horse? What dead horse?"

    "The thoroughbred, Señor Bob .."

    "My prize thoroughbred is dead?"

    "Yes, Señor Bob, he died from all that work pulling the water cart."

    "Are you insane? What water cart?"

    "The one we used to put out the fire, Señor."

    "Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"

    "The one at your house, Señor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire."

    "What the hell? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle?!"

    "Yes, Señor Bob."

    "But there's electricity at the house! What was the candle for?"

    "For the funeral, Señor Bob .."

    "WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!"

    "Your wife's, Señor Bob. 
    She showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Ping G15 204g titanium head golf club with the TFC 149D graphite shaft."

    SILENCE...........

    LONG SILENCE.........

    VERY LONG SILENCE............

    "Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in deep shit."