Thursday, October 11, 2018

Davids Daily Dose - Thursday October 11th



1/  Frank Rich on the week's stories....
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Most weeks, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich speaks with contributor Alex Carp about the biggest stories in politics and culture. Today, the meaning of Brett Kavanaugh’s presence on the Supreme Court and the New York Times’ reporting on apparent tax fraud by the Trump family.
Brett Kavanaugh is hearing his first cases as a Supreme Court justice this week. Has the bitter fight brought out by his confirmation ended?The bloody Kavanaugh fight was not the beginning, middle, or the end of this bitter fight. It was just the latest battle in a culture war that pits one of America’s two major political parties against the nation’s women.




2/  Trevor Noah on the Kavanaugh confirmation....five good minutes!
Trevor Noah tried to put a positive spin on a new United Nations report predicting devastating consequences of climate change on Tuesday’s broadcast of “The Daily Show.”
“The newest member of a conservative majority on the Supreme Court just got a lifetime appointment,” the host said, in reference to Brett Kavanaugh’s controversial swearing-in as a Supreme Court justice on Monday.
“But there is a bright side,” Noah pointed out. “If that climate change report is right, a lifetime appointment might be shorter than we think.”




3/  The latest UN report on the climate came out this week, and it says we [humans] have to get to zero emissions by 2050 if we are going to avoid catastrophe. Jeff Goodell tells us what this really means, and essentially it's that we are on the edge of an abyss with our way of life irrevocably changed no matter what....
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A thousand years from now, when some vaguely human-like machine digs through the ashes of the Twenty-First century and tries to figure out what happened to those once-thriving animals called Homo sapiens, it may be confused about why an intelligent species that could build rockets and write songs like “Imagine” couldn’t heed warnings of its own destruction. A key question for future historians of the universe: How stupid were those humans anyway?
A new report from the United Nations’ Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), the gold standard of climate science, outlines in frightfully stark terms what it would take to keep the earth’s temperature below 1.5 C of warming, which is the threshold for avoiding catastrophic climate change like the collapse of rain forests and coral reefs, rapid melting of the ice sheets that would swamp coastal cities around the world and heat extremes that could lead to millions of climate refugees.




4/  Jimmy Kimmel shreds Hannity on Kanye's visit to the White House....two amusing minutes....




5/  This is a must read - Umair with the dirty little secret about the media pronouncing "the economy is booming"....
it's predatory capitalism that's doing great, not you and the middle class....
An excellent, mind numbing and frankly scary article....
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My whole adult life long, it seems, the very same thing’s been said, over and over again, breathlessly, by every establishment type, forever, as long as I can remember — with the possible exception of the crash in 2008. “The economy’s booming! Woo-hooo!! High-five me, Tucker!!” And yet, here’s the thing. During that very same time period, wages have never risen — they flatlined long before I was born, in fact — and real incomes, what people actually bring home, have shrunk. LOL. Do you see a problem here? I do.
And any sane person should. Because those two dismal facts are just the tip of a dark and grim iceberg. Does it feel to you as if the economy’s booming? As if things are just hunky-dory in the US of A? If so, then why are most Americans the most pessimistic they’ve ever been about the future? Why is democracy being shredded, the republic decapitated, and life seem to be generally falling apart, as people crowdfund healthcare? Can all of things really coexist?
Here’s a secret.
The economy’s not booming — capitalism is.



6/  Absolute classic political ad.....Ted [Cruz] - "Tough as Texas".....30 seconds...




7/  The Times bombshell story on Trump's tax fraud was incredibly well done, but was largely ignored by the rest of the media.....but as Matt Taibbi points out Trump is just a minor cog in the system of tax avoidance by the wealthy individuals and corporations....the whole system is corrupt, and is one of the prime drivers of income inequality which is creating the kind of anger that produced Trump....
Good read....
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When New York Times reporters David Barstow, Susanne Craig, and Russ Buettner published their exhaustive, gazillion-word expose on the Trump family tax practices last week, there was only one word for it.
“Tax bombshell,” blared Yahoo!
By my count, this was roughly the 4,790th “bombshell” of the Trump presidency, but one of the few to deserve the title. The Times story is an extraordinary piece of investigative reporting and a monument to the kind of work we all should be doing.
The parts I found most interesting were less about the rapaciousness of the Trump family per se than the myriad opportunities for gaming the system one presumes is available to everyone of this income level. The ordinary person cannot hire an outside appraiser to tell the IRS what it thinks he or she is worth, but the Trumps could systematically undervalue their properties for tax purposes (and then go back and overvalue them when it served their public relations needs).https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/trump-tax-fraud-735710/




8/  The most amusing Pete Davidson on Weekend Update, commenting on Kanye's MAGA turn last week....three funny minutes....
Pete Davidson had a few words to say about Kanye West’s pro-Trump rant last week on Saturday Night Live.
For folks who didn’t tune in last weekend, Kanye went on a very awkward pro-Trump rant off air after he performed. 
“What Kanye said after we went off the air last week was one of the worst, most awkward things I’ve seen here, and I’ve seen Chevy Chase speak to an intern,” Davidson said on SNL’s Weekend Update.




9/  Our local cartoonist Taylor Jones.....
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10/  Eric and Don Jr. Trump on SNL's Weekend Update....four fairly good minutes....
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11/  Matt Taibbi talks with Bernie Sanders on the next financial crash.....
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Ten years ago, George W. Bush signed into law the Troubled Asset Relief Program, better known as the TARP bailout. The rescue forked over $700 billion of taxpayer money to bail out giant Wall Street banks that were already too big, and were about to get bigger.
On Wednesday, Sen. Bernie Sanders (D-VT) and Rep. Brad Sherman (D-CA) introduced new legislation on TARP’s anniversary. It is aimed at the central, still-unaddressed issue of the last disaster: the ungovernable size of the country’s biggest banks.
Dubbed the “Too Big to Fail, Too Big to Exist” act, the Sanders-Sherman bill revolves around a simple concept: If a bank controls assets that collectively represent more than 3 percent of the country’s GDP, or about $584 billion, it has to shrink or be broken up.




12/  And this......our new Supreme Court.....
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13/  SNL on the cellphone Presidential alert....very good....one minute....
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14/  Boy I hope Benjamin Studebaker is right......he thinks Kavanaugh being confirmed will improve Dems chances of taking the Senate.....
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If you looked at 538’s midterm projects in September, they were pretty good for the Democrats. At one point they showed an 80% chance of taking the House and even a 32% chance of taking the Senate. This was a really significant chance of recapturing both houses–538’s projections only put Trump at a 28% chance of victory in 2016. Trump’s approval had also slid back a bit, to just under 40%.
But then Kavanaugh happened.




15/  Jimmy Kimmel with a clever two minute piece on how Melania is happier out of the country....
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16/  Tom Tomorrow sums it up....
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17/  A beautiful song from Above and Beyond, Live at Porchester Hall......soft, wistful and for me 
one of the best from this live performance. It uses all three of the singers, violins, trumpet and even a broom.....wonderful!
And the photography is amazing too....



18/  I've not heard of this show, but it sounds really, really good...."The Good Place"....
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How do hands move in heaven? Ted Danson knows. Watch him in “The Good Place,” NBC’s circle-squaring philosophical sitcom about life, death, good, evil, redemption and frozen yogurt. As Danson speaks, his hands flutter and hover in front of him like a pair of trained birds. They poke and swirl, pinch and twist. They snap suddenly ahead to accent a word as if they’re plucking a feather from a passing breeze. Danson is tall and slim — he was a basketball star growing up — and his hands are expressively large. He can move them, when he needs to, with the long-fingered languor of Michelangelo’s God reaching out to touch Adam. On the show, Danson plays an “architect” of the afterlife named Michael, a sort of immortal Willy Wonka who dresses in bright suits and bow ties. He is always flying into spasms of delight over the fascinating novelties of human culture — paper clips, suspenders, karaoke, Skee-Ball — and in one scene he gets so celestially excited that he lunges into a squat, holds his arms out in front of him and gyrates his wrists like an electric mixer on full blast. “How do you pump your fist again?” he asks. “Is this it?”




Todays medical joke
An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution.
 When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.
 The female doctor says,"I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to.
 I want you to lie on your right side,bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99'".
 The old guy obeys and says,"99".
 The doctor says, "Great", now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99'".
 Again, the old guy says, "99".  The doctor said, “Very good”.
"Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly.
 I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way.
 Now take a deep breath and say, '99'".
 The old guy begins,
 "One... two… three…"
 

Todays joke collection
A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company.. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.  
'Quick,' said the woman to the lover, 'into the closet!' and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.  
The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet..  
'Who are you?' he asked him..  
'I'm an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,' said the exterminator.  
'What are you doing in there?' the husband asked..  
'I'm investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,' the man replied.  
'And where are your clothes?' asked the husba nd.  
The man looked down at himself and said, 'Those little bastards!'........  
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Wife:  'What are you doing?'  
Husband:  Nothing.  
Wife:  'Nothing ...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'  
Husband:  'I was looking for the expiration date.'  
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Wife  : 'Do you want dinner?'  
Husband:  'Sure! What are my choices?'  
Wife:  'Yes or no.'  
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Stress Reliever  
Girl:  'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'  
Boy:  'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'  
Gil:  'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'  
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Son:  'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'  
Mom:  'Well, you have done the right thing.'  
Son:  'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'  
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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'  
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, no matter who left you the fortune!'  
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'  
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humour!'  
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Husbands are husbands  
A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.  
'What was that for?' the man asked.  
The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'..  
The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on'. The wife apologized and went on with the housework..  
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.  
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit him again.  
Wife replied.. 'Your horse phoned'. 


Saturday, October 6, 2018

DDD Special - voting....


In previous elections I have sent out a voting guide of candidates who seem to be the best choice for Florida.....

For this coming cycle I will not presume to choose between [R] and [D] candidates - in such a polarized political environment you already 
know which party you are going to vote for, but here is some information you might find helpful for the other races and the constitutional amendments.....
Please feel free to pass this on if you find it useful!

Shall Justice Alan Lawson be retained?  YES

Florida Bar members voiced support for the retention of all 17 incumbent appellate judges, including Supreme Court Justice Alan Lawson
whose fate will be decided by voters in the November general election.

Shall Judge Eric Eisnaugle be retained?  NO
Eisnaugle, on the other hand, had no judicial experience and told the nominating commission he went to court only three to five times a year. 
Orlando Sentinel columnist Scott Maxwell wrote that Eisnaugle had “never actually taken a single trial to a jury verdict.” He was known 
for trying to give the Legislature more power over the court system, and for sponsoring a ridiculous NRA-backed bill to prevent children 
from being punished for eating breakfast treats nibbled into the shape of a gun.
Such thin credentials wouldn’t have gotten Eisnaugle past a nominating commission before the law was changed in 2001 to let the governor 
appoint all nine members of each nominating commission, instead of only three. If he were on the Fourth District ballot close to home, 
we would recommend voters not retain him.

Mount Dora City Council - At Large
The Mount Dora Buzz did an interview with all three candidates, and the article is below....
Having read their answers, studied their FB pages and talked to Stroud [who is against both the parking garage and the open container ordinance], 
I  recommend Crissy Stile as a breath of fresh air for the Council....

Constitutional Amendments
I studied the guides below and more, and I think Florida would be best served by:
YES - 3, 4, 9, 12 and 13
NO - all the rest
3 is voter control of casinos, 4 is felons voting rights restored, 9 is no offshore drilling, 
12 is no lobbying for six years, 13 is stopping inhumane dog racing.


Here is some research if you want more information about the Constitutional Amendments....
WPTV 5- West Palm Beach
detailed guide in plain English about all of the Amendments and who supports/opposes them. 

Florida Today, part of the USA Today group

League of Women Voters

Thursday, October 4, 2018

Davids Daily Dose - Thursday October 4th


1/  By tomorrow the rapist drunk will probably be confirmed on the Supreme Court....
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The FBI investigation into Brett Kavanaugh has turned out to be a fig leaf. Multiple reports tell the same story: The White House has controlled the probe, ignoring the attempts by multiple witnesses to reach investigators and wrapping up its work well before its already-tight deadline.
In the meantime, however, significant new evidence has appeared from the news media. It demonstrates beyond a doubt that Kavanaugh’s emotional testimony was a farrago of evasions and outright lies.




2/  SNL had a two minute mini-movie on a frat party set in the 80's you probably haven't seen.....funny but serious considering this crazy week.....Kavanaugh was definitely at this party!



3/  White male rage is defining this moment in America.....an excellent, insightful column from Paul Krugman....
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When Matt Damon did his Brett Kavanaugh imitation on “Saturday Night Live,” you could tell that he nailed it before he said a word. It was all about the face — that sneering, rage-filled scowl. Kavanaugh didn’t sound like a judge at his Senate hearing last week, let alone a potential Supreme Court justice; he didn’t even manage to look like one.
But then again, Lindsey Graham, who went through the hearing with pretty much the same expression on his face, didn’t look much like a senator, either.
There have been many studies of the forces driving Trump support, 
and in particular the rage that is so pervasive a feature of the MAGA movement. 




4/  Kate McKinnon as RBG on SNL last week.....a very funny four minutes....she's soooooo talented....

Kate McKinnon’s Ruth Bader Ginsburg has big plans on her calendar for 2018.




5/  Roger Cohen with a very good column.....Kavanaugh failed the job interview.......
What America saw before the Senate Judiciary Committee was an injudicious man, an angry brat veering from fury to sniveling sobs, a judge so bereft of composure and proportion that it was difficult not to squirm. Brett Kavanaugh actually got teary over keeping a calendar because that’s what his dad did. His performance was right out of Norman Rockwell with a touch of “Mad Men.”
This is what you get from the unexamined life, a product of white male privilege so unadulterated that, until a couple of weeks ago, Kavanaugh never had to ask himself what might have lurked, and may still linger, behind the football, the basketball, the lifting weights, the workouts with a great high-school quarterback, the pro-golf tournaments with Dad, the rah-rah Renate-ribbing yearbook, the Yale fraternity, and the professed sexual abstinence until “many years” after high school




6/  John Oliver devoted his whole show to Kavanaugh.....some wonderful jokes as well as the scumbag's outrageous lies and evasions....29 minutes....
John Oliver broke the “Last Week Tonight” format and turned the entire show into “one long recap of one very long week.” 
The main topic was the Senate Judiciary Committee hearings on Judge Brett Kavanaugh’s Supreme Court nomination and the sexual assault allegations against him. But what really stunned Oliver was the fact that so many on the right were willing to support Kavanaugh even if he was guilty because they believed he will help overturn Roe vs Wade and restrict abortion rights.  




7/  Jimmy Kimmel on the text everyone in the US got from Trump Wednesday.....a wryly funny two minutes....




8/  This is the viral Times article detailing Trump's criminal evasion of taxes and all of the money he got from his father.....long and informative....
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The president has long sold himself as a self-made billionaire, but a Times investigation found that he received at least $413 million in today’s dollars from his father’s real estate empire, much of it through tax dodges in the 1990s.
President Trump participated in dubious tax schemes during the 1990s, including instances of outright fraud, that greatly increased the fortune he received from his parents, an investigation by The New York Times has found.
Mr. Trump won the presidency proclaiming himself a self-made billionaire, and he has long insisted that his father, the legendary New York City builder Fred C. Trump, provided almost no financial help.
But The Times’s investigation, based on a vast trove of confidential tax returns and financial records, reveals that Mr. Trump received the equivalent today of at least $413 million from his father’s real estate empire, starting when he was a toddler and continuing to this day.



9/  Seth Meyers with a good "A Closer Look"..........
Seth Meyers dug into President Donald Trump’s latest “surreal” press conference on Monday. The event was intended to focus on his new NAFTA deal, but “as multiple female reporters tried to ask him” about his embattled Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, Trump “shot them down in super-demeaning and sexist ways,” the Late Night host said. 
 “That’s OK, I know you’re not thinking. You never do,” the president told her. Later in the day, the White House actually edited the official transcript to soften the remark.





10/  A really interesting Times interview with Lady Gaga, almost a bio with lots of detail about her life......read this before you go and see "A Star Is Born"....
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Lady Gaga did not so much arrive at the Venice Film Festival this August as she floated into it, a platinum Aphrodite borne on the waves, black stilettos skimming the sea foam. Which is to say, she took a water taxi.
An image of her zooming across the canal — perched precariously on the side of the lacquered motorboat in a little black dress, her legs elegantly entwined, her hair shaped into three victory rolls like a crown of croissants, holding a single red rose in one hand and blowing kisses with the other — immediately became a meme. Of course she couldn’t just walk up to the premiere of “A Star Is Born,” the first feature film in which she has a leading role, playing the titular supernova. Walking is for rubes. Sailing, on the other hand, is timeless. 



11/  The Jimmy Kimmel and Stormy Daniels interview where she shows Trump's dick size....10 long minutes....
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On Tuesday night, Stormy Daniels dished about her alleged affair with President Donald Trump as well as his private parts.
As described in her new book Full Disclosure, she says Trump didn’t use a condom, noting that he “wasn’t a germaphobe” when it came to their affair.
However, she blew up at Jimmy Kimmel after he said that she and Trump “made love.”
“Gross! What’s wrong with you?!?” Stormy exclaimed. “I laid there and prayed for death.”



12/  A summary of how we [but mainly Republicans] have destroyed Florida's environment....from the Miami Herald...

The ocean is brown, the crabs are dead and the smell is unbearable. Welcome to Florida




13/  Jimmy Kimmel with some people who SHOULD have got Nobel prizes for stupidity.....2 minutes, amusing....




14/  Eric Idle, one of the funniest Pythons, has a new book out.....
“I think I am an optimist by day and a pessimist by nighttime,” said Eric Idle, seen here at the Grafton on Sunset hotel in West Hollywood, Calif.
The fiftieth anniversary of Monty Python, which debuted on the BBC in 1969, is coming soon, but don’t expect Eric Idle, one of the comedy troupe’s founding members, to celebrate.
Absolutely not,” Mr. Idle said with a laugh, when asked if the group had any plans to commemorate a half-century of dead parrots, cheese shops and silly walks. There’s no reason we actually should.”
That doesn’t mean the Python spirit isn’t still alive inside Mr. Idle. 




15/  Peter Travers review of "A Star Is Born", with Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga....."excellent" is the conclusion.....
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One star soars; the other crashes and burns. It’s a tale as old as time, flattened and fatigued by constant repetition. So why in hell did Bradley Cooper choose to make his debut as director with the third remake of A Star Is Born? What could he bring to the role of the self-destructive headliner living in the shadow of the protégée he loves? And why did he have Lady Gaga, going out on a limb in her first starring role, to follow in the footsteps of the legends who previously aced the role of the newbie: Barbra Streisand (1976), Judy Garland (1954) and Janet Gaynor (1937)? Talk about walking a tightrope without a net.
The movie starts and you think, “Oh no, not again.” And then, boom: Cooper sneaks up and snaps you to attention. Though there’s no disguising the film’s dated origins, the actor-turned-
director’s defiantly fresh approach allows A Star Is Born to emerge as a skyrocket of soul-stirring music, drama and heartbreak  




Todays golf jokes
 #10 Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
       Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

 #9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
      Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

 #8 Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
      Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

 #7 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
      Caddy: "Eventually." 

#6 Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
     Caddy: "I don't think so sir.  That would be too much of a coincidence."

 #5 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time.  It's too much of a distraction." 
      Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

 #4 Golfer: "How do you like my game?"  
      Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf." 

#3 Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
     Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day." 

#2 Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
     Caddy: "This isn't the golf course.  We left that an hour ago."

 and the #1 best caddy comment: 
     Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old." 
     Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."






Todays society joke

Two Beverly Hills women are shopping on Rodeo Drive when one of them notices a child in a baby carriage.
"Oh, look at that beautiful baby!" says the woman.
"Aww, how adorable," says her friend. 
Then the first woman gasps.
"Oh my God, that’s my baby!"
"How do you know?"
"I recognize the nanny."


Todays corporate joke

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and a manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. One of them rubs it and a Genie appears from inside it. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Poof! He's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my own personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and three Playboy Playmates!' Poof! He's gone.
'OK, you're next,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two slackers back in the office after lunch.'


Todays texting joke

From a Teacher - short and to the point.
In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of capital letters. For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement: 

"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."