Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Davids Daily Dose - Wednesday January 16th



1/  Andrew Sullivan with two good stories in his column for New York Magazine.....the first is of course about Trump and how this is a dangerous place for our democracy, such as it is. But the other is about AOC and charm, which Democrats need to find somewhere. 
Please Nancy and Chuck, read it!.....
It’s an emergency. Photo: Jim Watson/AFP/Getty Images
When is the moment we can say that Trump has clearly gone over the line in erasing democratic and constitutional restraints on his personal power?
I’d say declaring a national emergency when there isn’t one to fund a project he can’t get through Congress pretty obviously qualifies. Wouldn’t you?
He couldn’t manage to get his wall funded when his own party controlled the entire government. He even turned down a bipartisan offer to build a “wall” in return for a path to citizenship for Dreamers last year, because he wanted a reduction in legal immigration as well. 




2/  Thomas Edsall with an excellent column on who really runs our gub'mint - lobbyists.....most interesting....
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Speaker Nancy Pelosi and the idealistic class of 64 Democratic House freshmen are armed with a reform agenda.
This includes H.R. 1, a 571-page bill that addresses voting rights, corruption, gerrymandering and campaign finance reform as well as the creation of a Select Committee on the Climate Crisis — a first step toward a “Green New Deal.”
Proponents of this ambitious project face a determined adversary, however — the top ranks of the interest group establishment, skilled in co-opting liberal members of Congress and converting initiatives to square with the interests of corporate America



3/  Trump's new idea!
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4/  Well well well - look who's building the steel border wall - a Russian Oligarch, Roman Abramovich....with Trump always follow the money.....
Donald Trump huddled with top advisers at the Camp David presidential retreat in Maryland for most of the day Sunday, as ABC News reported, in an attempt to come top with a solution to end the ongoing shutdown of large parts of the United States government over Trump’s demand for $5 billion in funding to construct his promised wall along the U.S.-Mexico border. When he returned later in the day, Trump appeared to have his solution — build a steel wall rather than a concrete one.
“I informed my folks to say that we’ll build a steel barrier. It’ll be less obtrusive and it’ll be stronger,” Trump said, as reported by CBS Newsreporter Mark Knoller via Twitter.
When asked why he believed Democrats in the House of Representatives, who have said that they will not approve any funding at all for a border wall, will consent to a “steel barrier,” Trump said, per Fox News, “They don’t like concrete, so we’ll give ’em steel. Steel is fine.”




5/  This a a mildly amusing clip from Jimmy Kimmel......four minutes....
To celebrate the one-year anniversary of legal recreational marijuana in California, Jimmy Kimmel on Wednesday hired a Transportation Security Administration agent to ferret out who’s stoned on Hollywood Boulevard.
Fatina Amina McIntosh, a TSA agent at Los Angeles International Airport, got the task as part of Kimmel’s program this week to employ federal workers hurt by the government shutdown. McIntosh said she’s among government employees working without pay during the shutdown. Others are furloughed without pay.
McIntosh asked three pedestrians what they had for lunch, hoping to narrow in on which one was baked. Was it the dude who had pizza, the man who said “I had air” or the woman who ate at In-N-Out?



6/  Seth Meyers with a good "A Closer Look", some great zingers....about 9 minutes....
Seth Meyers thinks he knows what may have happened to the notes that President Donald Trump reportedly seized from his own interpreter following his 2017 meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin.
“Now we don’t know what Trump did with those notes, but we do know that in her tell-all book former Trump aide Omarosa said she saw Trump trying to destroy evidence by eating a piece of paper in the Oval Office,” Meyers said on Monday’s broadcast of “Late Night.”




7/  This is pretty obvious.....and I'll bet it's mostly Trumpies.......

Fake News Is an Old-People Problem

Photo: Vanya Dudumova/Getty Images/EyeEm
Today in “news that is nice to have to confirm things you probably were already assuming without statistical data”: A new study found that people over 65 are the most likely to sharing fake news.




8/ Don't often post articles like this....very depressing, as his premise is that the US is in the throes of economic and societal collapse, and that's without even mentioning the effects climate change will have on the economy and the people who will be devastated by extreme weather.
The idea is unless you know what's coming you won't be prepared. However......my opinion is his logic is a little overblown and things aren't as bad as he says.....but the seeds of collapse are certainly there so you really don't know. 
For conspiracy theorists only....
I have mentioned the very visible decline of the US and its associated Empire in many of my articles already, so I won’t repeat it here other than to say that the “ability to exert influence and impose its will” is probably the best criteria to measure the magnitude of the fall of the US since Trump came to power (the process was already started by Dubya and Obama, but it sure accelerated with The Donald). But I do want to use a metaphor to revisit the concept of catastrophe.



9/  Tom Tomorrow.....
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10/  Umair with commentary on why this is a cruel country to live in, compared to any other Western state....really interesting .....
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A friend, recently, told me a very telling story. She’d recently been in the States, where she was taking the subway to work, and she fell down, injuring her wrist. Not a single person helped her up — they all stared at her angrily as if to say: “you are going to make us late for work!!”. (Ironically, the train was full of doctors, nurses, and healthcare workers).
She contrasted that with London — where, the last year, when she’d broken a limb, and had a cast on, people would regularly, and very courteously, give up their seats on the tube.
It’s a tiny example. And perhaps you will say it’s just a meaningless anecdote. But by now, American cruelty is both legendary — and one of the world’s great unsolved mysteries




11/  The Times has a weekly section called "The Ethicist", and this one I thought was really good as we have known people with this exact problem.....

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May I Cut My Daughter Out of My Life?






12/  Wow - the TV critics of the Times give us their choices for the best TV series made since the Sopranos.....I agree with a lot of what they say, 
but also seem have missed a lot of great TV.....
Fascinating list! And an interactive article too.....
It’s good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that, I know. But lately, I’m getting the feeling that I came in at the end.” —Tony Soprano
You’re wrong about that one, Tony. It may be that no TV show does anything entirely new — change always builds on change. But “The Sopranos” was as clear a marker of the beginning of an era (even if I hate the term “Golden Age”) as anything in TV.
Before “The Sopranos,” yes, TV dramas could take risks (“Twin Peaks”) and tell stories about difficult people (“NYPD Blue”). But after the ducks landed in Tony’s backyard pool in January 1999, an immense flock followed. TV series, we saw, could rely on audiences to pay close attention to a long-running story. They could have high visual and narrative ambitions. They could resist quick answers (or any answers, in the case of the Russian from “Pine Barrens”) and tidy moral conclusions.




13/  Hmmm....the latest casualties in Miami's challenge from sea level rise are homes with septic tanks.....a major 
and very expensive problem with no real solution........
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Dade has tens of thousands of septic tanks, and a new report reveals most are already malfunctioning — the smelly and unhealthy evidence of which often ends up in people’s yards and homes. It’s a billion-dollar problem that climate change is making worse.
As sea level rise encroaches on South Florida, the Miami-Dade County study shows that thousands more residents may be at risk — and soon. By 2040, 64 percent of county septic tanks (more than 67,000) could have issues every year, affecting not only the people who rely on them for sewage treatment, but the region’s water supply and the health of anyone who wades through floodwaters.                                  https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/environment/article224132115.html




Todays Marketing joke
People often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing."
Well, here it is:
* You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him
and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
______________________________ ______________________________ 
* You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One
of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic
in bed."
That's Advertising.
______________________________ ______________________________
* You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.
______________________________ ______________________________ 
* You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up to him
and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie,
brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say,
"By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.
______________________________ ______________________________ 
* You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says,
"I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
______________________________ ______________________________ 
*You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk
him into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.
______________________________ ______________________________
* Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
That's Tech Support.
______________________________ ______________________________ 
* You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you're passing, so you climb onto the roof of
one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm
fantastic in bed!"
That's Facebook.
______________________________ ______________________________






Wednesday, January 9, 2019

Davids Daily Dose - Wednesday January 9th


1/  The political master Frank Rich on Teleprompter Trump and the networks caving.....excellent as always...
Photo: SAUL LOEB/Saul Loeb/AFP/Getty Images
Most weeks, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich speaks with contributor Alex Carp about the biggest stories in politics and culture. Today, Trump’s Oval Office address, the networks’ decision to carry it live, and the Democrats’ response.
When Donald Trump announced that he wanted to address the nation this week, he opened an unusual debate about whether the networks should carry the president’s speech, air it with a delay, incorporate some sort of fact-checking, or not carry the address at all. Did they make the right decision?
The broadcast networks made a scandalously bad call in covering this speech live in prime time.



2/  Jonathan Chait muses Trump had no idea what would happen with a Gub'mint shutdown....
President Trump declaring in December he would not blame Democrats for his shutdown. Photo: Jabin Botsford/The Washington Post/Getty Images
The Trump administration’s shutdown of the federal government over the last two weeks is a synecdoche for the way it has run the federal government over the last two years. They blundered into it almost by accident, without any understanding of what they are doing nor any plan for success.
Just as Trump did not expect to win the election and neglected to plan for his transition, he shut down the government on a whim, after right-wing media complained about his plan to approve a government funding bill. Nobody in the administration had a clear understanding of just what a shutdown would entail. 



3/  Democrats need to embrace the power of rage.....interesting article.....
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Welcome to 2019. There’s a government shutdown going on, and federal employees ― from cafeteria workers to janitors to research scientists ― are cut off from their income for a second week. The resolution of this dispute depends on hundreds of representatives and senators and a recalcitrant, rageful president agreeing on funding for a wall, or perhaps, according to The New York Times, on what the definition of a “wall” even is.
Amid this profoundly dysfunctional existential wrangling over the fulfillment of a campaign slogan, speculation 
about the 2020 presidential election has begun in earnest.




4/  Trevor Noah on Trump and a National Emergency.....shot before we saw Teleprompter Trump Tuesday night, 
it's still relevant and more importantly cleverly funny too!
Trevor Noah likened Trump to the infant character in “The Incredibles,” who becomes dangerous as he discovers his supernatural powers.
“Thanks to Trump, we’ve learned that during an actual emergency a president can do much more than build a wall. He can just shut down your internet, send the troops in. He can just control the country. So if I’m the Democrats, I would just give Trump the wall before he finds out what he can really do. I know it sounds crazy, but right now, he’s like the baby from ‘The Incredibles.’ He only knows that he can float. We do not want him finding out that he can shoot lasers out of his eyes.” 




5/  A fascinating and insightful article on the cult of Trump, and how to deal with it's followers. Unfortunately it seems we, the sane ones who can tell the Emperor Trump has no clothes on, have to try to wean the nasties from their delusions. It would be better just to let them die off, but it's a little difficult and indeed dangerous with 25% of the country in the cult....
A very good story....
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On December 20, 1954, some 62 years before Donald Trump would be sworn in as president of the United States, Dorothy Martin and dozens of her followers crowded into her home in Chicago to await the apocalypse. The group believed that Martin, a housewife, had received a message from a planet named Clarion that the world would end in a great flood beginning at midnight, and that they, the faithful, would be rescued by an alien spacecraft.




6/  Cartoon from Mount Dora's own Taylor Jones....he nails it!
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7/  Right wing media hate Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, but their attempt to make a scandal out of this dance video a bunch of students made at Boston U. backfired big time.....here is the video, and it's charming!
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), the youngest woman elected to the House of Representatives, has been the target of several conservative smear campaigns — including attacks on her pro-working-class agenda (she dared to grow up in a single-story house!) to “Sandy,” her suspiciously Anglophone teenage nickname. (To think a Puerto Rican from the Bronx not only wasallowed into a Westchester County high school, but may have fraternized with other English-speaking students! ¡Qué horror!)
The latest public smear arrived less than 24 hours before she was sworn into Congress — issued by the now-deleted Twitter account @AnonymousQ1776, presumably a follower of QAnon, a pervasive right-wing conspiracy theory. The user unearthed something no more dastardly than a video of the freshman congresswoman… dancing on a rooftop with her friends. “Here is America’s favorite commie know-it-all acting like a clueless nitwit she is,” the user wrote erroneously citing the date of the video. “High School video of ‘Sandy’ Ocasio-Cortez.”
On Friday afternoon, shortly after the New York representative and her fellow Dems ushered in the “H.R. 1: The For the People Act” — which would restore major tenets of the Voting Rights Act, plus curb gerrymandering and corporate influence on elections — Ocasio-Cortez took a quick dance break in front of her new office in D.C., where she twirled and mouthed along the words to Edwin Starr’s 1970 protest hit, “War.”
“I hear the GOP thinks women dancing are scandalous,” she wrote on Twitter. “Wait till they find out Congresswomen dance too!”
“It is unsurprising to me that Republicans would think having fun should be disqualifying or illegal,” said Ocasio-Cortez to Hill reporter Olivia Beavers. “But I think it is really part of the larger question about who should run and how we should run and I think it is great. You can be young and run for office.



8/  Stephen Colbert with the dire news the shutdown is affecting craft breweries.....funny and clever, three minutes...




9/  David Wallace-Wells asked some intelligent scientists and other knowledgeable people what is going to happen to the world in 20 years.....
some of the answers are surprising....
It’s 2039 and just about everything’s changed. Photo-Illustration: Eugenia Loli
This month, we are all tentatively dipping our toes into the New Year, wondering what horrors and highlights might await us in 2019 — the year that served as a setting, you may remember, for Blade Runner, Akira, and Running Man, three of the most iconic future-casting movies ever made and now divergent choose-your-own-dystopia visions of the years ahead (perhaps some more plausible than others). They are also reminders that, though Americans today may have a hard time imagining a future all that different from the present — we dream less about flying cars and space travel than about somewhat improved health care and slightly more immersive video games — it was not all that long ago that we believed (sort of) that very wild futures were possible just a decade or two down the road. 



10/  "Jokes Seth Can't Tell" is a segment on the late Show with Meyers, and this isn't their best but it's an amusing four minutes.....
with the wonderful Amber Ruffin.....
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Amber Ruffin and Jenny Hagel swooped in once again to save Seth Meyers from his own offensive jokes.



11/   "Sound Of Silence" from Disturbed, live on the Conan show with a full orchestra....one of the most 
powerful songs ever, an improvement on the original....in my opinion!



12/  Movies to see in 2019....
Photo: Vulture
In 2018, stars were born, superheroes were vanished, and husbands were bad. What will be the biggest film stories of 2019? It’s too early to say, but if you want to impress your friends by having opinions on movies months before they actually come out, here’s a guide to the projects we’re most excited about in the new year.https://www.vulture.com/2019/01/50-movies-we-cant-wait-to-see-in-2019.html



13/  Amazingly enough this amusing commercial is from Walmart.....one minute...




14/  An incredible 11 minute intro from arguably the best three man rock band ever - Rush, with Niall Peart the drummer 
showing why he was the best rock drummer in the world....
From a live concert in 2012.... Rush have been playing together for 40 years....
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And if you are interested in Rush we caught this the other night - "Time Stand Still", a documentary on Rush and it's free on Amazon Prime....




15/  And TV shows to see this coming year....
True Detective, PEN15, The Crown, and Killing Eve.
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The year ahead promises to be a pivotal one for the TV industry: HBO is charting a path into its post–Game of Thrones future with a flurry of high-profile adaptations; Netflix will face serious challenges from a trio of new streaming services by DisneyApple, and WarnerMedia; and the march of Hollywood’s A-list to the small screen has burst into a full-on sprint. In other words, there’s a ton of great television coming in the next 12 months. Here’s our obsessive guide to the shows we’re most excited to see in 2019, arranged in chronological order by premiere date. Happy watching!



Todays video - winter weather at Birmingham airport...wow!




Some VERY rude and definitely non-PC British jokes...hilarious.....especially the Catholic one....

Got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. 
Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind.
 

After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to find
himself next to a really ugly woman. 
That's when he realized he had made it home safely.


Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after
they tested positive for WD40.


ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY". 
And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai
Brothel!


A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labeled
LSD?' 
Granny replies, f**k the pills, have you seen the dragons in the
kitchen?


Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty
face or my sexy body?'
Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your
sense of humor!


The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex
movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions
for her part.


I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could
spell disaster.


My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own
fault. I should have taken them off.


I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or
"foreplay" as she likes to call it.


After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were
going to commit suicide yesterday. 
But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. 
So I thought, "Screw it, soldier on!"


I woke up this morning at 8, and could sense something was wrong. I
got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not
breathing! 
I panicked. I didn't know what to do. 
Then I remembered McDonald's serves breakfast until11:30.


Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. 
Took her to the fair last night, and it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel.


The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. 
I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"
 

My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she
screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!"
"Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"


A Catholic boy in confession says, "Bless me Father, I have sinned, I
masturbated while thinking about my sister."
"That's a disgrace," said the priest," especially when you have two
gorgeous brothers."


A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to
this country so that they can see their own doctor.


I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom.
It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex. 


And a blonde joke!
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible  lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.
I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian  family."
 
No  one moved.

The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood?    Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

Again, all was quiet.
 
Then, slowly, a drop-dead  gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.  I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.