Saturday, May 23, 2020

Davids Daily Dose - Saturday May 23rd





1/  Andrew Sullivan with a must read column......the first part is a powerful analysis of Trump and the second is 
something you can do immediately - take vitamin D.....
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It’s perfectly clear by now that the United States does not have a functioning president or administration. It also seems clear that this does not matter to a sizable chunk of the population. They just don’t care — even when it could lead them to lose their lives and their livelihoods. A year ago precisely, Trump’s approval rating was, in FiveThirtyEight’s poll of polls, 53.8 percent disapprove, 41.1 percent approve. This week, the spread was 53.1 percent disapprove and 43 percent approve. Almost identical. None of the events of the last year — impeachment, plague, economic collapse — have had anything but a trivial impact on public opinion.




2/  This is the plan folks....open the economy, and let the dead fall where they may. Republicans really, really don't care about the elderly, sick, prisoners, the poor forced to work in terrible conditions and especially immigrants. This is from the Party of every fetus is sacred and abortion is a sin.....
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President Donald Trump launched headlong into his push to reopen the country on Tuesday, saying Americans should begin returning to their everyday lives even if it leads to more sickness and death from the pandemic.
Trump, speaking in Phoenix during his first trip outside Washington in more than a month, said he’s preparing for “phase two” of the U.S. response to the coronavirus. That will include disbanding the White House task force of public health experts, including Anthony Fauci and Deborah Birx, that have steered the government response to the outbreak so far.




3/  A genuine photo from Dr. Fauci
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4/ Over 65? Are you feeling it yet from younger people? Resentment, I mean....
Interesting story from Rolling Stone about how anyone over 65 is lumped together in a "High Risk" category regardless of your actual health, and certainly in cases where choices had to be made [ventilators] about who to treat the older person was left to die.Yes that's extreme, but there may be an attitude coming that if you're over 80, you're expendable.
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Thanks to advancements in medicine, skin care, and elective cosmetic treatments, our picture of aging has changed radically over the past several decades. More people are dyeing their hair when it turns gray, and we now have a better understanding of the impact of exercise and nutrition on both physical appearance and longevity than ever before. Between 1959 and 2014, life expectancy in the U.S. rose from 69.9 years to 78.9 years (though it has since plateaued and decreased slightly). In other words, being 70 in 2020 looks and feels a lot different than being the same age even just one generation ago.
And then came COVID-19. All of a sudden, people aged 65 and older were collectively labeled as “high risk” — regardless of their actual health status — and instructed to stay home and take extra precautions.



5/  Completely fascinating look at the creatures of the sea by depth....very well done....
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6/  Paul Krugman with an excellent column - "Die For The Dow"....
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In mid-March, after weeks in denial, Donald Trump finally admitted that Covid-19 was a serious threat and called on Americans to practice social distancing.
The delayed acknowledgment of reality — reportedly driven by concerns that admitting that the coronavirus posed a threat would hurt the stock market — had deadly consequences. Epidemiological modelers believe that tens of thousands of deaths might have been avoided if America had started lockdowns even a week earlier.




7/  Ad from the Lincoln Project about Brad Pasquale, Trump's campaign manager....I think this one is designed to get under the madman's skin
 by saying he's stealing from his campaign funds....or he's as rich as Trump...or whatever....
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8/  Good article from Raw Story about Kushnerville, housing complexes owned by the son-in-law 
Jared Kushner....what evil bastards they are.....
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But the pandemic has now thrust Kushnerville, which consists of nine complexes in inner-suburban Baltimore County, some with as many as 1,000 units each, into unfamiliar territory. For years, tenants have learned to dread the aggressive tactics of their landlord: late-payment notices and court summons slapped on their doors, late fees and “court costs” and attorney fees added to bills, and, in some cases, even threats of jail time. Disclosure of those tactics led to a class-action lawsuit and a lawsuit by the state attorney general. The Kushner entities have denied wrongdoing.




9/  Trump's health plan....
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10/  A persuasive story from the Times on how our obsession with meat is destroying the planet.....lots of good points in this one...
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Is any panic more primitive than the one prompted by the thought of empty grocery store shelves? Is any relief more primitive than the one provided by comfort food?
Most everyone has been doing more cooking these days, more documenting of the cooking, and more thinking about food in general. The combination of meat shortages and President Trump’s decision to order slaughterhouses open despite the protestations of endangered workers has inspired many Americans to consider just how essential meat is.




11/  John Oliver explains why sports might take a while to come back... 21 minutes of excellent comedic reporting....
Very informative....
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12/  The Snake....a clever video of Trump reciting his favorite poem with cuts away to his BS....two minutes....
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13/  Not my favorite columnist, but this is a good one from Thomas Friedman....
Trump is challenging Mother Nature to a duel! Guess who'll win?
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On Easter, as the coronavirus was rapidly spreading, NPR’s “Weekend All Things Considered” carried excerpts from sermons from across the country. I was particularly touched by the way Presiding Bishop Michael Curry ended his talk at Washington National Cathedral, singing, “He’s got the whole world in his hands, he’s got the whole world in his hands. …”



 
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14/  60 Minutes did an interview with Dr. Rick Bright, former head of Virus response and now a whistleblower. 
This of course drew multiple rage-tweets from the sociopath....Thirteen good minutes....
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15/  Thoughtful story about how this crisis will cause the birth rate to plummet further....
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Lita Danlag, 29, an ICU nurse from Fort Walton Beach, Florida, had spent more than a year trying to get pregnant. In the winter of 2019, she and her husband suffered a devastating blow when they lost a pregnancy, but they continued trying to the point that it became a singular focus, buying a fertility-tracking smart bracelet to raise the odds.
Then the coronavirus pandemic hit, and everything changed. In the absence of reliable data about how the virus affects newborns, Danlag grew concerned about the prospect of conceiving during the pandemic, and she knew her risk of exposure was high due to her line of work.




Todays video - an interesting 90 second commercial that will make you think a little.....don't judge by appearances!



Todays lovely story.....very nice.....
Gate A-4 By Naomi Shihab Nye:
Wandering around the Albuquerque Airport Terminal, after learning my flight had been delayed four hours, I heard an announcement: “If anyone in the vicinity of Gate A-4 understands any Arabic, please come to the gate immediately.” Well— one pauses these days. Gate A-4 was my own gate. I went there.
An older woman in full traditional Palestinian embroidered dress, just like my grandma wore, was crumpled to the floor, wailing. “Help,” said the flight agent. “Talk to her . What is her problem? We told her the flight was going to be late and she did this.”
I stooped to put my arm around the woman and spoke haltingly. “Shu-dow-a, shu-bid-uck, habibti? Stani schway, min fadlick, shu-bit-se-wee?” The minute she heard any words she knew, however poorly used, she stopped crying. She thought the flight had been cancelled entirely. She needed to be in El Paso for major medical treatment the next day. I said, “No, we’re fine, you’ll get there, just late, who is picking you up? Let’s call him.”
We called her son, I spoke with him in English. I told him I would stay with his mother till we got on the plane. She talked to him. Then we called her other sons just for the fun of it. Then we called my dad and he and she spoke for a while in Arabic and found out of course they had ten shared friends. Then I thought just for the heck of it why not call some Palestinian poets I know and let them chat with her? This all took up two hours.
She was laughing a lot by then. Telling about her life, patting my knee, answering questions. She had pulled a sack of homemade mamool cookies— little powdered sugar crumbly mounds stuffed with dates and nuts— from her bag and was offering them to all the women at the gate. To my amazement, not a single traveler declined one. It was like a sacrament. The traveler from Argentina, the mom from California, the lovely woman from Laredo— we were all covered with the same powdered sugar. And smiling. There is no better cookie.
Then the airline broke out free apple juice and two little girls from our flight ran around serving it and they were covered with powdered sugar too. And I noticed my new best friend— by now we were holding hands— had a potted plant poking out of her bag, some medicinal thing, with green furry leaves. Such an old country traveling tradition. Always carry a plant. Always stay rooted to somewhere.
And I looked around that gate of late and weary ones and thought, This is the world I want to live in. The shared world. Not a single person in that gate— once the crying of confusion stopped— seemed apprehensive about any other person. They took the cookies. I wanted to hug all those other women too.
This can still happen anywhere. Not everything is lost.



Todays Stephen Wright jokes
Don't get too excited, but today is the deadpan comedian's 59th birthday.
1. It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
2. I almost broke both my arms trying to hold open a revolving door for a woman.
3. I got a new dog. He’s a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he’s not sure what I threw him.
4. Every morning I get up and make instant coffee and I drink it so I have the energy to make real coffee.
5. Woke up this morning and folded my bed back into a couch. Almost broke both my arms cause it’s not that kind of bed.
6. I’m going to get a tattoo over my whole body of me but taller.
7. I went to a tourist information booth and said "tell me about some people who were here last year."
8. I’ve been getting into astronomy so I installed a skylight. The people who live above me are furious.
9. Why is it a penny for your thoughts but you have to put your two cents in? Somebody’s making a penny.
10. I broke a mirror in my house and I’m supposed to get seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
11. When I get real real bored I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I’m leaving.
12. I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he’s gone.
13. I’m writing a book. I have the page numbers done; now I just have to fill in the rest.
14. When we were driving over the border back into the United States, they asked me if I had any firearms. I said what do you need?
15. I've written several children's books ... Not on purpose.
16.  I called the wrong number today. I said “Hello, is Joey there?” A woman answered and she said “yes he is.” And I said ‘can I speak to him please?’ She said ‘no, he can’t talk right now, he’s only two months old.” I said “alright, I’ll wait.”
17. I went to a place to eat. It said "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
18. We lived in a house that ran on static electricity. If we wanted to cook something, we had to take a sweater off real quick. If we wanted to run a blender we had to rub balloons on our heads.
19. I stayed up one night playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
20. I was Caesarean born. Can’t really tell, although whenever I leave a house I go through the window.


Todays positive thinking joke
Late in the night, he finally regained consciousness. 
He was in the hospital, in terrible pain.

He found himself in the ICU with tubes in his mouth, needles and IV drips in
both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function, and a nurse
hovering over him. He realized that he was obviously in a life-threatening
situation.

The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes, then spoke
to him slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable, "You may not
feel anything from the waist down."

Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your boobs, then?"

AND THAT, MY FRIEND, IS A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!!!



Todays one liners
When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.  

To me, “drink responsibly” means don’t spill it.  

When I say, “The other day,” I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.
Interviewer: “So, tell me about yourself.”
Me: “I’d rather not. I kinda want this job.”
Cop: “Please step out of the car.”
Me: “I’m too drunk. You get in.”
I had my patience tested. I’m negative.
If you’re sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say “Did you bring the money?”
When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say “nothing,” it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.
Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 is new midnight.
I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.
I run like the winded.
I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don’t know whose side I’m on.
When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, “Why, what did you hear?”
I don’t remember much from last night, but the fact that I needed sunglasses to open the fridge this morning tells me it was awesome.
When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?
I don’t mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
When I ask for directions, please don’t use words like “east.”
It’s the start of a brand new day, and I’m off like a herd of turtles.
Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That’ll freak you right out.
That moment when you walk into a spider web suddenly turns you into a karate master.
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ometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life outta nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people cops.
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb


Monday, May 18, 2020

Davids Daily Dose - Monday May 18th




1/  The excellent Frank Rich...insightful as always....
Let the president tell you an extremely convoluted story. Photo: Drew Angerer/Getty Images
Most weeks, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich speaks with contributor Alex Carp about the biggest stories in politics and culture. Today, Trump’s “Obamagate” conspiracy theory, COVID-19’s spread across the country, and Joe Biden’s basement-bound campaign.
In the face of some gloomy election forecasts, Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell have begun to take aim at an unlikely, if familiar, target: President Obama. Is this the typical Trumpian floundering or a broader test for a kind of attack that we might see more of?



2/  David Wallace-Wells with a very good question - why don't we concentrate our resources on the people at risk? The elderly are the main targets of Covid and are disproportionately felled by the virus....
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Over the course of the spring, as American deaths grew first into the hundreds, then the thousands, then the tens of thousands, one after another early scientific observations about COVID-19 have been revised or discarded: As it turns out, the virus can be transmitted by asymptomatic people, masks do help, and ventilators aren’t that effective — to name just three.
But one observation from the early days of the pandemic has been confirmed again and again, in country after country: The lethality of the virus rises sharply with age.



3/  If you can watch without vomiting, here is two minutes of Fox News on Judge Emmet Sullivan....blatant hypocrites....
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4/  Andrew Sullivan's lead story is about the Black Death in the Middle Ages, chronicled by Samuel Pepys.....fascinating....
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If you need a role model for life in a plague, it is hard to beat Samuel Pepys. Pepys (pronounced Peeps) was a man about town in the London of the late 17th century, a member of Parliament and of the Royal Society, and an official in the Royal Navy as the British were fighting the Dutch. But his true claim to fame is that he wrote a personal diary for ten years of his life in the 1660s.



5/  Seth Meyers on Fox News and Obamagate....even they can't articulate what Obamagate actually is...
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6/  Umair with a rant that's calmer than most of his columns....sorrowful almost...
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Americans should be getting unparalleled support from their government, in hard cash, guarantees, and aid, during an unparalleled catastrophe — instead, President Donald J Trump’s proudly telling them to drink bleach, and go salute the Space Force, while spending most days…tweeting even crazier bullshit than the last 24 hours. The Democrats, on the other hand, tell us they’re fighting back — but are they, really, and if so, how? Americans, months into the pandemic, are still getting literally almost nothing in the form of real support, especially compared to other rich countries — just the equivalent of one week’s worth of income….during the fastest, hardest, sharpest economic calamity in modern history. What the?



7/  Jordan Klepper from the Daily Show interviews Trump supporters....12 minutes of ...of....of....words fail me....
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8/ Tom Tomorrow on Crisis Management, Trump style...
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9/  Matt Taibbi on the systemic corruption of our "bailout"....the rich and Wall Street will be fine, and screw the rest of us.
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In late April Marko Kolanovic, a financial analyst for JPMorgan Chase, wrote to clients with good news. Pandemic aside, investors should expect stock prices in S&P 500 companies to return to record numbers some time early next year!
“The S&P 500 should attain previous all-time highs,” Kolanovic wrote, “if the monetary measures are sustained.”
The key part of this phrase was the last bit, “if the monetary measures are sustained.” In countries that did not have a Federal Reserve Bank shooting a bazooka of cash daily at Wall Street, Kolanovic suggested the coronavirus would result in a 30 percent decline in the present value of earnings.



10/  Interesting story from Politico "What Liberals Don't Get About Trump Supporters".....libtards indeed...
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When President Donald Trump’s 2020 campaign manager, Brad Parscale, triumphantly invoked the “Star Wars” universe to likenthe president’s reelection effort to the “Death Star,” all but ready to “start pressing FIRE,” it was both a standard display of MAGA braggadocio and a brief respite from the unrelenting, bleak coronavirus discourse.
Well-meaning liberals instantly took the bait and flooded Parscale’s replies to let him know he had, supposedly, missed the point — “Didn’t make it till the end of Star Wars, huh?”                          https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2020/05/16/trump-death-star-pop-culture-mutiny-bounty-curb-enthusiasm-260471?cid=apn


11/  An interactive story from the Times showing the areas of the country that are unhealthy, therefore at risk of dying from Covid at a much higher rate....
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As the new coronavirus continues to spread over the next months, and maybe even years, it could exact a heavy new toll in areas of the United States that have not yet seen major outbreaks but have high rates of diabetes, obesity, high blood pressure and other chronic health conditions.



12/  The new Joe Biden ad.....pretty good!
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13/  Netflix has some excellent criminal justice documentaries....
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F
or the first few weeks of quarantine, many of us were heedlessly drunk on Tiger King, the outrageous Netflix series on the wild and petty feuds between big cat owners (many would say abusers) in the US. It was commented on and memed into oblivion, having the great fortune of premiering just as most of America bristled against the second week of quarantine, itching for distraction with a sense of communal catharsis. But as the weeks dragged on, and as the fantasy of “when this is all over” melted into the recognition that we aren’t snapping back, that the breach from before is for many irrevocable, maybe it’s time to turn to the Netflix content more suited to the moment.



14/  Weekend Update talking to Janine Pirro from Fox News...an amusing three minutes...
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15/  What is real organic food? The USDA has corrupted the approval of the label organic, so if your food is USDA approved it could be hydroponic, or raised in a pot with chemicals used all around the plant. Here is a story of a REAL farmer in Vermont...
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Know Your Farmer | Full Moon Farm, Vermont

David Zuckerman: I’m David Zuckerman with Full Moon Farm along with Rachel Nevitt. We started the farm in ’99, and Rachel became a part of it in 2000, and we’ve grown the farm from a couple acres to about 15 to 20 acres of production, and added pigs, chickens (layers and meat birds) and a summer camp. I’m also Lieutenant Governor of Vermont.                                    https://www.realorganicproject.org/know-your-farmer-full-moon-farm/

16/  For movie buffs....
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The Cannes Film Festival, which would have been taking place now, is like the Oscars for art-house films: it usually gets things wrong, runs more according to dollars than sense, but nonetheless brings welcome attention to many great films—albeit only a small sliver of those they should be paying attention to. https://www.newyorker.com/culture/the-front-row/what-to-stream-forty-four-standout-movies-from-cannes-film-festivals-past




Todays Trump joke
An assistant to Donald Trump told him she had a fantastic dream last night. There was a humongous parade in Washington celebrating Trump.  Millions lined the parade route, cheering when the President went past. Bands were playing; children were throwing confetti into the air; there were balloons everywhere. It was the biggest celebration Washington had ever seen.  

Trump was very impressed and said, "That's really great!  By the way, how did I look in your dream? Was my hair okay?" 
His assistant said, "I couldn't tell, the casket was closed."



Todays Little Johnny joke

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked, “Johnny, what’s your problem?”

Johnny answered, “I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!”

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Johnny to the principal’s office.

While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told Ms. Brooks, he would give the boy a test.

If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: “What is 3 x 3. Johnny: “9.”

Principal: “What is 6 x 6?” Johnny: “36.”

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, “I think Johnny can go to the 3rd grade.”

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, “Let me ask him some questions.”

The principal and Johnny both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, “What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?”

Johnny, after a moment: “Legs.”

Ms. Brooks: “What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?”

The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

Johnny replied: “Pockets.”

Ms. Brooks: “What does a dog do that a man steps into?”

Johnny: “Pants.”

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious, and contains thin, whitish liquid?”

Johnny: “Coconut.”

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: “What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?”

The principal’s eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer,

Johnny replied, “Bubble gum.”

Ms. Brooks: “What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?”

Johnny: “Shake hands.”

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: “What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of heat and excitement?”

Johnny: “Firetruck.”

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,

“Put Johnny in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong…… “

Todays parrot joke
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to ‘clean up’ the bird’s vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he’d hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John’s outstretched arms and said “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.”
John was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, “May I ask what the turkey did?”