Monday, June 17, 2024

Davids Daily Dose - Monday June 17th

 

1/. No matter what happens with Trump, his legacy of lies, intimidation and revenge are spreading around the world......

As Americans stared at their TV screens early on Thursday evening, listening to the 34 Donald Trump “guilty” court verdicts rolling out one by one amid the former president’s histrionic cries that the trial was “rigged”, the immediate thought was: what on earth happens now?

To which the only honest reply is: no one knows. Anyone pretending they do is just as big a liar as Trump, dramatically convicted by a jury of his New York peers for fiddling the books to help him win the 2016 election.

CNN’s Jake Tapper said the country and the world were witnessing “an unbelievable moment in American history”. But he quickly followed up with a health warning: “For those wondering about the political consequences… the short answer is nobody has any idea. Period.”



2/. Right wing media are saying Biden froze on stage at the fundraiser in LA and had to be led off by President Obama......
This is the video and it's BS - he looks like he's basking in the applause...



3/. However...watch this video, then read Lefsetz below.....
This video is everywhere, on TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and every right wing site there is but I didn't see it till I read Lefsetz.



4/. Bob Lefsetz - wake up Democrats.....
“President Biden Stupefied During Juneteenth Party… Others Dance, Joe Watches”: https://shorturl.at/32gj3

This is why the Democrats are screwed, like the major labels, they still think we’re living in the twentieth century, in the pre-internet era.The Democrats believe what happens in the three major newspapers counts, what happens on broadcast and cable TV, when the younger generations, from Gen-Z down, all live online. And a lot of their elders do too.

I wasn’t looking for this clip. I came across it on Twitter. At first I thought it was one of the endless right wing tropes that would not echo outside the community. 
But then I decided to Google it, and it was EVERYWHERE!



5/. Paul Krugman articulates what Democrats should be shouting about - this is NOT a normal election, this is democracy at stake......

Some of the Americans protesting the war in Gaza have turned on President Biden. 
They assert that the government of Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel is killing huge numbers of civilians, 
which is true, and that Biden can stop it, which is more doubtful. 
But how do they deal with the reality that in a second term Donald Trump would be far more pro-Netanyahu and anti-Palestinian than our current president?

The answer I’ve been hearing is that the goal is to send a message: If Gaza costs Biden the election, Democrats will understand that in the next election they will need to rethink their seemingly reflexive support for Israel’s government and commit as a party to the protection of Palestinian rights.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/30/opinion/biden-trump-election.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare



6/. In case you haven't seen it, this is part of  the Trump speech about electric boats and sharks that Lefsetz mentions above.....
He has become completely unhinged.....one incoherent minute....but it doesn't matter to the MAGA....



7/. For an MSM look at Trump's speech, Nicole Wallace had a 12 minute segment.....



8/. In my opinion, this is one of the funniest SNL skits ever....Beavis and Butthead  crack up Heidi Gardner completely.....
Worth watching again.....



9/. School meals.....boring, right? But other countries are doing meals for kids MUCH better than the US.....free for all would be a start, but another 
issue is the political pressure from Big Ag to serve ultra-processed garbage to the children.....
Interesting story....

In a 2015 documentary, the film-maker Michael Moore cheekily suggested the US invade France because its school lunches are amazing.

School food culture in France is indeed enviable. Menus sometimes include beets with vinaigrette as the seasonal salad of the day, organic beef lasagne for the main course, followed by organic camembert for the cheese course and a pear for dessert.

The school community values meals and those who prepare them as contributing to students’ education. Meals are typically made from scratch using fresh ingredients. And joy is central to the experience of eating together. That said, the French system isn’t a perfect model: France doesn’t have a national school lunch program and parents are billed directly for the cost of meals.

https://www.theguardian.com/global/commentisfree/article/2024/may/31/free-healthy-school-lunches



10/. Randy Rainbow with "I'm MTG".....amusing as always, but also includes a commercial.....oh well.....



11/. ou may or may not have noticed there are fewer insects about, and that's not good. Thom Hartmann explains why....

It’s early summer here in the Pacific Northwest and the flowers are blooming; above is a photo Louise took with her iPhone yesterday morning as we were walking along the Columbia River. The hillside is ablaze with wildflowers.

But it was also eerily silent. Look carefully: No matter how much you enlarge the photo you’ll not see a single insect. Thirty years ago this hillside was swarmed with bees, flies, and dozens of other winged bugs. Today, although pretty, walking by it felt like I was passing a graveyard.

I’ll never forget the day the trucker called into my radio show from southern Illinois. It was about seventeen years ago, and he was a long-haul driver who regularly ran a coast-to-coast route from the southeast to the Pacific Northwest a few dozen times a year.

“Used to be when I was driving through the southern part of the Midwest like I am right now,” he said, “I’d have to stop every few hours to clean the bugs off my windshield. It’s been three days since I’ve had to clean bugs off my windshield on this trip. There’s something spooky going on out here.”

https://hartmannreport.com/p/is-the-loss-of-insects-a-desperate-7fe?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=302288&post_id=145107415&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=2cwgv&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email



12/. Weekend Update season finale - full tape [14 minutes]
Includes their opener [pretty good], two cicadas [really funny], more jokes [good] then their season finale joke swap - 
very funny.  Che and Jost crack up repeatedly....and they have an actual rabbi on set.



13/. Ever wondered why we are Floriduh? It's a Republican campaign to make Florida stupider by destroying 
the public school system......and they have succeeded.....

Six states have now passed universal school choice programs, but Florida has been singularly effective at accomplishing what Republicans have had near the top of their agenda for decades: destroying public education.

As The Hill reports, public schools in Florida are shutting down in multiple districts due to a rapid loss of students. Meanwhile, private school enrollment is up by more than 50,000 students, and charter schools have picked up 68,000. Homeschooling has increased by 58.6%, which would likely be even higher if parents weren’t competing for a limited number of available homeschool vouchers. Despite those vouchers expanding by 40,000 a year, they still can’t keep up with demand.




14/. Tom Tomorrow with every talking point you have heard on Fox News in the last week!


15/. David Wallace-Wells with a look at Britain, and it's political and economic future.......doesn't look too good....

A snap election is a rush to judgment on the state of a nation, and in Britain, the vote coming in less than six weeks appears likely to be a devastating referendum on the governing Conservative Party, which is heading for all but certain humiliation. But perhaps it will also be an indictment of the Labour Party opposition, which seems remarkably uninterested in seizing the moment.

To Americans watching the sudden sprint to a new Parliament, Britain looks like a zombie state and a cautionary tale — it actually embodies many of the economic maladies Americans somewhat falsely diagnose in our own country. As of last year, the country’s per capita G.D.P. is 8.4 percent below its 2007 peak — a significant decline, which has helped make the country outside of London poorer than Mississippi.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/29/opinion/tories-labour-britain-snap-election.html?searchResultPosition=1



16/. OMG it's Armeggedon under Biden!



17/. I know the 34 counts, convicted felon etc. is old news, but this story from someone who was 
in the courtroom is really interesting......

When people asked me what it was like inside the courthouse where Donald Trump stood trial, I said it reminded me of covering a political convention. It was a programmed event, with tentpole speakers, like the star witness, Michael Cohen. There was a nominee, chosen by indictment, who swept in each day with a swarm of loyal surrogates. There was press pack, wearing credentials on their lanyards, all writing down the same words, and breathing the same stale air. After final arguments, though, the atmosphere shifted. As the case went to the voters of the jury, it felt more like Election Day, when there’s nothing left to do but wait. The reporters hung around the 15th floor of the Manhattan criminal-court building, trading theories and gossip, trying out takes.




18/. An excellent blog from Heather Cox Richardson about the implications of the Trump verdict, and an analysis of the insane reactions of the MAGA group....
She has a skill that puts all of the chaos around us into order so it makes sense......

Today felt as if there was a collective inward breath as people tried to figure out what yesterday’s jury verdict means for the upcoming 2024 election. The jury decided that former president Trump created fraudulent business records in order to illegally influence the 2016 election. As of yesterday, the presumptive Republican nominee for president of the United States of America is a convicted felon. 

Since the verdict, Trump and his supporters have worked very hard to spin the conviction as a good thing for his campaign, but those arguments sound like a desperate attempt to shape a narrative that is spinning out of their control. Newspapers all over the country bore the word “GUILTY” in their headlines today.                                                                                                                             https://heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/may-31-2024?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=20533&post_id=145189082&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=false&r=2cwgv&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email



19/. And a toon to think about....




20/. Bob Lefsetz recommends a TV series......"Under The Bridge" sounds really good......
We have watched two episodes, and it's interesting!

This is a really good series.

You know I usually go for the foreign stuff, because it tends to be more visceral, it’s easier to lose yourself in the foreign shows, and we’ve been on a streak of international series that I don’t think should be your first choice if you watch what the algorithm serves you, but still they were very good.

https://lefsetz.com/wordpress/2024/06/01/under-the-bridge/



21/. Book Review.....this book sounds fascinating....
Does pure evil exist, i.e. Satan?

When I was 12 years old, my family went on vacation and, at my request, left me behind. My mother told me that I could sleep in her and my stepdad’s bedroom — normally strictly off limits to kids — and watch their TV. The first night they were away, I made a horrifying mistake: “The Exorcist” was debuting on Canadian television. It came on around sunset. I turned on the TV and climbed into my parents’ bed. You know what happened next.

I wanted to go turn off the TV, but I didn’t dare for fear of what might be waiting in the darkness. I tried hiding under the covers but that only made it worse. I don’t know when I fell asleep, but I do know that every time I closed my eyes I could see the ravaged, green, grinning face of Linda Blair. As Randall Sullivan would say, the face of evil.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/29/books/review/randall-sullivan-the-devils-best-trick.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare





22/. The best movie of the summer? 
"Hit Man" on Netflix?
We just watched it and it's very good, but it's not as good as the hype machine makes it out to be....still very watchable..... 
Lefletz liked it though....





A Golfer joke.....
A Golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to hospital.
Just before he was put under, the Surgeon popped in to see him.
"I have some good news and some bad news."
The Surgeon tells him.
"The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!"
“Oh God no," the man cries.
"My Golfing is over.
Please Doc, what's the good news?"
"The good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but it's a woman's arm and I'll need your permission before go ahead with the transplant."
"Go for it Doc, as long as I can play Golf again."
The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the Golf Course when he bumped into the Surgeon.
"Hi, how's the new arm?" The surgeon asks.
"Just great," the Golfer replies.
"I'm playing the best Golf of my life.
My new arm has a much finer touch and my Putting has really improved."
“That's great."
"Not only that, My handwriting has improved, learned how to sew my own clothes and even taken up painting landscapes in watercolors."
"That’s unbelievable, I'm glad to hear the transplant was such a great success.
Are you having any side effects?"
"Well, just two really," the Golfer told him.
"I have trouble Parallel Parking and every time I have an erection I get a headache!"



Today's Transylvania joke
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe..
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe... as it happens, near Transylvania . 
They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. 
It was late and raining very hard. Bob could barely see the road in front of the car. 
Suddenly the car skids out of control! Bob attempts to control the car, but to no avail! The car swerves and smashes into a tree.
Moments later, Bob shakes his head to clear the fog. 
Dazed, he looks over at the passenger seat and sees his wife unconscious, with her head bleeding! 
Despite the rain and unfamiliar countryside, Bob knows he has to get her medical assistance.
Bob carefully picks his wife up and begins trudging down the road. 
After a short while, he sees a light. He heads towards the light, which is coming from a large, old house. 
He approaches the door and knocks.
A minute passes. A small, hunched man opens the door. 
Bob immediately blurts, "Hello, my name is Bob Hill, and this is my wife Betty. We've been in a terrible accident, and my wife has been seriously hurt. 
Can I please use your phone?"
"I'm sorry," replied the hunchback, "but we don't have a phone. My master is a doctor; come in and I will get him!"
Bob brings his wife in.
An older man comes down the stairs. "I'm afraid my assistant may have misled you. I am not a medical doctor; I am a scientist.. 
However, it is many miles to the nearest clinic, and I have had a basic medical training. 
I will see what I can do. Igor, bring them down to the laboratory."
With that, Igor picks up Betty and carries her downstairs, with Bob following closely. 
Igor places Betty on a table in the lab. Bob collapses from exhaustion and his own injuries, so Igor places Bob on an adjoining table.
After a brief examination, Igor's master looks worried. "Things are serious, Igor. Prepare a transfusion." 
Igor and his master work feverishly, but to no avail. Bob and Betty Hill are no more.
The Hills' deaths upset Igor's master greatly. 
Wearily, he climbs the steps to his conservatory, which houses his grand piano. 
For it is here that he has always found solace. He begins to play, and a stirring, almost haunting melody fills the house.
Meanwhile, Igor is still in the lab tidying up. 
His eyes catch movement, and he notices the fingers on Betty's hand twitch, keeping time to the haunting piano music.. 
Stunned, he watches as Bob's arm begins to rise, marking the beat! 
He is further amazed as Betty and Bob both sit up straight!
Unable to contain himself, he dashes up the stairs to the conservatory.
He bursts in and shouts to his master:
"Master, Master! ..... The Hills are alive with the sound of music!"



Today's Jewish joke...
Moshe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by incredible headaches. 
So he sought medical help.
After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who solved the problem.
"The good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. 
You have a very rare condition that causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine. 
The pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."
Moshe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. 
However, he couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, so he decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital, Moshe’s head was clear for the first time for ages. 
As he was walking down Golders Green High Street, he realised that he could make a new beginning and live a new life. 
As he walked past a clothes shop, Moshe thought, "That's what I need - a new suit. 
He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
The salesman eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see, size 44 long."
Moshe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"It's my job."
Moshe tried on the suit. It fitted perfectly. 
As Moshe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
Moshe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure"
The salesman eyed Moshe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16½ neck"
Moshe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
"It's my job."
Moshe tried on the shirt. It fitted perfectly. 
As Moshe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?"
Moshe was on a roll and said, "Sure"
The salesman eyed Moshe’s feet and said, "Let's see, 9½E fitting."
Moshe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"
"It's my job."
Moshe tried on the shoes and they fitted perfectly. 
Moshe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about a new hat?"
Without hesitating, Moshe said, "Sure"
The salesman eyed Moshe’s head and said, "Let's see, 7 5/8."
Moshe was incredulous, "That's right, how did you know?"  
"It's my job."
The hat fitted perfectly. Moshe was feeling great, when the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"
Moshe thought for a second and said, "Sure"
The salesman stepped back, eyed Moshe’s waist and said, "Let's see, size 36."
Moshe laughed, "No, you're wrong this time. I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. 
It would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."



Today's really bad groaner....
So three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.
The waiter comes and takes their drink order.
“I would like a Sprite,” said the first little piggy.
“I would like a Coke,” said the second little piggy.
“I want water, lots and lots of water,” said the third little piggy.
The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.
“I want a nice big steak,” said the first piggy.
“I would like the salad plate,” said the second piggy.
“I want water, lots and lots of water,” said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
“I want a banana split,” said the first piggy.
“I want a root beer float,” said the second piggy.
“I want water, lots and lots of water,” exclaimed the third little piggy.
“Pardon me for asking,” said the waiter, “but why have you only ordered water?”
You’re gonna hate me for this…
Hold on to your seat…
The third piggy says—
“Well, somebody has to go ‘Wee, wee, wee, all the way home.’”



Today's Golfer joke
]The Sunday after a nice family Shabbos, Bernard decides to play golf. 
On the course, he accidentally overturns his golf cart with a loud clatter. 
Freda, a very attractive and keen golfer who lives in a villa overlooking the golf course, hears the noise and calls out, "Are you OK what's-your-name?"
"My name is Bernard and I’m OK thanks," he replies.
"Forget your troubles, Bernard. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart upright later." 
"That's very nice of you," says Bernard, "but I don't think my wife would like it." 
"Oh, come on," Freda insists. Freda was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive . . . and Bernard was weak. 
"Well okay," Bernard finally agrees, and adds, "but my wife won't like it." 
After a few restorative glasses of Palwin's wine and some creative putting lessons, Bernard thanks his host. 
"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset." 
"Don't be silly!" says Freda with a smile. "She won't know anything about this. By the way, where is she?" 
"She's under the cart." replies Bernard



Wednesday, May 29, 2024

Davids Daily Dose - Wednesday May 29th

 

1/. A Floriduh story that will leave you disgusted at the corruption in our State......how lobbyists killed 
legislation that would give people working outside regular breaks in the summer heat....

For just one moment, it seemed like a new day had dawned in the Florida Capitol.

Since 2018, a coalition of farmworkers and construction laborers — the folks who pick strawberries, harvest sugarcane, shingle roofs, and build homes — had been pleading with state lawmakers to do something to protect people who work outside in the steamy Florida heat.

These workers weren’t asking for much. All they wanted was for the Florida Legislature to pass a bill encouraging businesses in industries where employees regularly work outdoors — like agriculture, construction and landscaping — to train their staffs to spot signs of heat stress and to provide basic safety precautions, like water and shade.

The new law would have been more suggestion than command: There wouldn’t have been any penalties for businesses that refused to comply.

https://jasongarcia.substack.com/p/no-water-no-shade-how-homebuilders?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=687064&post_id=144976808&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=2cwgv&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email



2/. Tom Tomorrow kills it again......



3/ Oh great.....

With the Atlantic Ocean heating to levels normally seen in August, federal meteorologists on Thursday issued their most aggressive preseason hurricane forecast in history.

Storm experts at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration are calling for an “above average” 2024 Atlantic hurricane season with up to 25 named storms, of which as many as 13 could spin into hurricanes and up to seven could muscle to major hurricane status with a Category 3 strength or higher.           https://www.tampabay.com/hurricane/2024/05/23/buckle-up-noaa-meteorologists-agree-it-could-be-extraordinary-hurricane-season/?trk_msg=TD5MVNUPQ3L4BDB4GS0E3CBHVG&trk_contact=5ILDLPD5T0E286HEQOR4R5OR8G&trk_sid=0LMTMOV4PIQRBTPI8CKFBIKK8G&trk_link=20RQ8S3KUH3KV0VA9730TAEC1G&utm_email=fbbe473f5037f7de779a9b352866aaa97ce40dede88d542358cbe645dd211019&utm_source=Breaking+News&utm_medium=MG2_Newsletter&utm_term=NOAA+meteorologists+agree+it+could+be+an+extraordinary’+hurricane+season&utm_campaign=times-breaking-news



4/.  Worms!


5/. Alito's treachery goes deeper than you might know.....great story from Thom Hartmann.....

Senator Dick Durbin, chairman of the Judiciary Committee, needs to act.

Supreme Court Associate Justice Sam Alito was just caught red-handed promoting Trump’s fascist “stop the steal” campaign to overthrow the 2020 election and end democracy in America by flying the upside-down flag at his home. He then went on Fox “News” and lied that it was his wife’s fault and that she did it because schoolchildren at a nearby bus stop saw a neighbor’s “F*ck Trump” yard sign.

https://hartmannreport.com/p/the-supreme-scheme-how-alito-and-7a9?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=302288&post_id=144787078&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=2cwgv&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email



6/. Jordan Klepper went to Europe and reported from the front lines on the war in Ukraine, and interviewed 
the President of Estonia, who is wonderful.....



7/. Tom Tomorrow was in court!



8/. Heather Cox Richardson, in her insightful and analytical way, looks at the problems Trump is having.....

On Wednesday, May 22, former South Carolina governor Nikki Haley, who had been the candidate for anti-Trump Republicans, said she will vote for Trump. Haley ran against Trump for the Republican presidential nomination and maintained a steady stream of criticism of him, calling him “unstable,” “unhinged” and “a disaster…for our party.” Since she suspended her campaign in early March, she has continued to poll at around 20% of Republican primary voters. 

There are two ways to look at Haley’s capitulation. It might show that Trump is so strong that he has captured the entire party and is sweeping it before him. In contrast, it might show that Trump is weak, and Haley made this concession to his voters either in hopes of stepping into his place or in a desperate move to cobble the party, whose leaders are keenly aware they are an unpopular minority in the country, together. 

https://heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/may-24-2024?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=20533&post_id=144962472&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=false&r=2cwgv&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email



9. Hmmmm.....the new Biden campaign ad....



10/. The abortion loonies are relentless......

AMERICANS DON’T WANT  abortion to be banned. In fact, they barely want it legislated at all: A 2024 poll found that 81 percent of voters don’t want abortion issues to be regulated by the government. Instead, they want the decision to be between a patient and their doctor. 
That overwhelming support for legal abortion leaves Republicans with a major problem: How do you defend and push a policy that no one wants? In the nearly two years since Roe v. Wade was overturned, the GOP has faced an unprecedented backlash. They’re losing election after election — from the 2022 midterms to state Supreme Court races — and abortion rights win every time they are on the ballot. Republicans are even considering doing away with the term “pro-life” because Americans view it as too extreme. The horror stories regularly coming out of states with abortion bans certainly don’t help. 




11/. A classic SNL sketch - Kate McKinnon, Billie Ellish and others sing a song you won't believe...."Tampon Farm"....



12/. Alito upside down.....



13/. More on the Brain Worm and voters' brains.....




14/. Do you eat ultra-processed foods? You'll regret it.....

Shopping for yogurt, bread and granola bars might feel like a healthy decision. The dairy seems like a calcium-boosting choice for kids, the whole-grain bread looks better than the white bread, and granola bars appear so much better for you than chips or gummy bears – and in many ways, they are.

But a growing number of grocery-store foods – even ones that appear healthy – are what scientists today call “ultra-processed”: fruit-flavored yogurts packed full of sugars, flavorings and thickeners like guar and carob bean gum; or packaged bread, with ingredients like soy lecithin and monoglycerides slipped in alongside the flour and water.



15/. Why Red Lobster REALLY went under - private equity stripped all of the assets and screwed the restaurants on the rent. 
The media went with the unlimited shrimp story, but the reality was the greed of the hedge fund driving the company into insolvency.....capitalism unchained......

Angry that your favorite Red Lobster closed down? Wall Street wizardry had a lot to do with it.

Red Lobster was America’s largest casual dining operation, serving 64 million customers a year in almost 600 locations across 44 states and Canada. Its May 19 bankruptcy filing and closing of almost 100 locations across the country has devastated its legion of fans and 36,000 workers. The chain is iconic enough to be featured in a Beyoncé song.

Assigning blame for company failures is tricky. But some analysts say the root of Red Lobster’s woes was not the endless shrimp promotions that some have blamed. Yes, the company lost $11 million from the shrimp escapade, its bankruptcy filing shows, and suffered from inflation and higher labor costs. But a bigger culprit in the company’s problems is a financing technique favored by a powerful force in the financial industry known as private equity.



16/. This toon says it all.....




17/. Absolutely cannot wait for this to go streaming......
The controversial Trump biopic "The Apprentice"....

EVERY SUPERHERO GETS an origin story. So, for that matter, do most supervillains. The Apprentice drops viewers into New York circa 1973, when a 34-year-old resident of Queens walked in to the upper-crust establishment on the Upper West Side known as Le Club. He went there in an attempt to impress a young woman. He’d leave having met a well-known lawyer and well-connected member of New York’s elite, who would end up changing his life. The legal eagle was the notorious Roy Cohn. The outer-borough wannabe was Donald Trump.




18/.  The best movies so far this year from the Times.....

Looking for a good movie to pass the time this Memorial Day weekend? The New York Times’s chief film critic, Manohla Dargis, and movie critic, Alissa Wilkinson, have you covered. Here are their top picks for the year so far. All are in theaters or available on demand.

In theaters; June 7 on Netflix.

The story: Glen Powell is a philosophy professor who moonlights for the police in New Orleans when he finds himself undercover posing as a hit man in this Richard Linklater movie. An encounter with Madison (Adria Arjona), a housewife looking to hire him, raises the stakes, comedically and romantically.

Alissa Wilkinson’s take: “If I see a movie more delightful than “Hit Man” this year, I’ll be surprised. It’s the kind of romp people are talking about when they say that “they don’t make them like they used to”: It’s romantic, sexy, hilarious, satisfying and a genuine star-clinching turn for Glen Powell, who’s been having a moment for about two years now.” Read the review.




19/. If you've ever watched "Outer Range" with Josh Brolin, you will appreciate this story. We watched the first series, and felt exactly like the reviewer about it.....interesting but also somehow incomplete......too many loose ends. 
So looking forward to watching Season 2 on Amazon......

Season 1 of “Outer Range,” on Amazon, was intriguing and unsatisfying — lush, expansive and compelling, but also marred by abundant faux-deep nonsense and a total lack of resolution. It’s a “this is my family’s land, grumble grumble” ranch drama ostensibly starring Josh Brolin, but the real star of the show is a big hole. And not just any hole — a magic hole! A hole that transports you through time! Sometimes people disappear. Sometimes the hole disappears.

I happily devoured that first season but didn’t think I cared much about it. And yet, I kept thinking about “Outer Range” in the two years since its debut. When I watched other shows in which people dejectedly shook their heads, slowly put on their cowboy hats and then sadly — maybe … sexy-sadly? — stammered wisdom, I thought, “What ever happened to that hole show?” 



20/. Vanity Fair with 23 summer movies to get excited about.....




Today's ladies joke
Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however
they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
she would take off  her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive
pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they decided to go home.

The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that hisnormally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hungover,
So he phoned the other husband and said:
"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.
My wife came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing," said the other husband,
"Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station,
We'll never forget you.'" 


Todays awful groaner
A man went to his dentist because he felt something wrong in his mouth. The dentist looked inside and said, "That new upperplate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"

The man replied, "All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some Hollandaise sauce on it. I loved it so much I now put it on everything - meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything."

"Well," said the dentist, "that's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive.
It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome."

"Why chrome?" asked the patient.

"It's simple," replied the dentist. "Dental researchers have concluded that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."



Today's golf joke
Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.

His buddies all chimed in said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority; figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning."
 
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.
 
The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off of."
 
The second guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
 
The third guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."
 
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds. 

"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and said, ‘Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning -- intercourse or golfcourse --' She said, “Don’t forget your sweater.”
 


Today's blonde joke

A business man got on an elevator.
When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright,
 
"T-G-I-F"
 

He smiled at her and replied,
 
"S-H-I-T"
 

She looked puzzled and repeated,
 
"T-G-I-F,"
 more slowly.

He again answered,
 
"S-H-I-T."


The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, 
"T-G-I-F."


The man smiled back to her and once again, 
"S-H-I-T."


The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.
'T-G-I-F'
 means 'Thank God, It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered,
 
"S-H-I-T'
 means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'.....



Today's teacher joke

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.'


'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
 

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.


The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
 


The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:
 

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and...

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.


The women won.