Monday, October 2, 2017

Davids Daily Dose - Monday October 2nd



1/  Thomas Edsall with an excellent column which explains how the Republicans have become what they are.....his essential point is that the party is being driven by the extremists, a small percentage but very noisy, and the bulk of "reasonable" Republicans just fall in line because it's what their tribe wants.....

Quite a frightening story- who knows where this leads....

People cheering for Trump
Roy Moore’s decisive victory over Luther Strange in the Republican Senate primary runoff on Tuesday in Alabama confirms — as I have reported before — that many Republican voters have a strong sense of white identity, that they harbor high levels of racial resentment and that they sometimes exhibit authoritarian leanings.
At the same time, that’s not a complete picture.
A 2013 study of red and blue America, conducted well before the seismic events of the last two years, sheds additional light on the Republican electorate and provides a more complicated understanding of contemporary conservatism.








2/  A wonderful two minute Sam Bee on Trump and Puerto Rico....

Things are terrible in Puerto Rico following a direct hit with Hurricane Maria, and for many of the people who live there, problems are only mounting as time drags on without power, communication, or even clean drinking water. It’s a tragedy of incredible scale, and despite what imaginary grades Donald Trump imagines he’s getting, the response has been lacking, and Samantha Bee took him to task for just that—as well as seeming not to have any real idea what’s going on.






3/  The Jones act, which cripples Puerto Rico, explained.....

Dennis M. Rivera Pichardo for The Washington Post via Getty Images
The island of Puerto Rico is devastated, with millions lacking power, infrastructure destroyed, homes damaged, and an entire year’s worth of agricultural output essentially ruined. Like any disaster-struck place, it will be in need of supplies brought it from elsewhere in the country. 
But getting goods from the US mainland to Puerto Rico is much more expensive than sending them to Texas or even to other Caribbean islands as a result of a century-old man-made disaster that’s been crippling the island’s economy for a long time. 
Meet the Jones Act, an obscure 1920 regulation that requires that goods shipped from one American port to another be transported on a ship that is American-built, American-owned, and crewed by US citizens or permanent residents. 
For most Americans, this isn’t a big deal — it enriches a small number of American shipowners while introducing some weird distortions into the overall pattern of economic activity in the United States.
For the residents of the island of Puerto Rico, though, the Jones Act is huge. 







4/  Michael Che from SNL's Weekend Update with an amazing commentary on Trump for about two minutes.....plus the rest of the nine minute segment which is pretty good too...

Michael Che, the “Weekend Update” co-anchor, delivered a pointed mini-monologue assailing President Trump over aid to Puerto Rico.

Mr. Che, the “Weekend Update” co-anchor, delivered a pointed mini-monologue assailing President Trump as a “cheap cracker” over aid to Puerto Rico and defending the professional athletes who have knelt in protest during the national anthem. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=111&v=X3ZCsFYE4Q8






5/  Samantha Bee blasts Fox News for their response to the NFL non-crisis....


Samantha Bee never thought she would have to talk about sports this much. But since President Donald Trump has “had his hands full openly stoking a culture war” instead of helping the people of Puerto Rico, the host had no choice but go all in on his ongoing NFL debacle Wednesday night. 
“Last week on sports roundup, we were trying to figure out if the president is a white nationalist, which he clarified this week when he demanded that black people be fired for insufficient nationalism,” Bee said on Full Frontal. “If anyone knows about treating soldiers and first responders with respect, it’s the guy who decided to fire transgender troops and deport paramedics who happened to be DREAMers. ‘Thank you for your service, now get the f##k out.’” 
/www.thedailybeast.com/sam-bee-nails-fox-news-hypocrisy-on-nfls-oppressed-millionaires






6/  John Oliver with an excellent comedic reporting segment on corporate consolidation [aka oligarchies] and how we don't have any real choices for services any more...

"Full disclosure here, even our own parent company, Time Warner, is currently trying to merge with AT&T, which makes this story a little dangerous for us to do," Oliver said Sunday night. "That is, presuming that AT&T executives manage to get their shitty service working long enough to see it."

https://www.salon.com/2017/09/25/john-oliver-explains-why-corporate-consolidation-is-a-big-big-problem








7/  Jimmy Kimmel with a great 90 second riff on Roy Moore, about to be the new Senator from Alabama.....

Jimmy Kimmel mocked President Trump for backing the losing candidate in the GOP Senate primary in Alabama.
“Usually when Trump goes all-in on a loser, it’s a casino that has his name on it,” Kimmel quipped.
Kimmel called the election an “embarrassing blow to his ego” and mentioned how he deleted tweets that bragged about how much support Luther Strange got since the president endorsed him.
“The guy who won, Roy Moore, got his big endorsement from Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty,” Kimmel said, “in case you worried America wasn’t officially a reality show yet.”

www.mediaite.com/tv/kimmel-on-alabama-gop-primary-usually-when-trump-goes-all-in-on-a-loser-its-a-casino






8/  What a sad picture......three real Presidents together.....yes, we would even take "W" over the lunatic in the White House....








9/  Seth Meyers with his excellent comedic reporting on how bat s##t crazy Roy Moore is.....a very good nine minutes...

Seth Meyers tore into Roy Moore on Wednesday, trashing the former judge who wonAlabama’s Republican Senate primary for his “open bigotry and homophobia.” 
Moore is known for his controversial beliefs, which include defying the 2015 Supreme Court ruling approving same-sex marriage in the United States and referring to Islam as a “false religion” that opposes the First Amendment.
“I’m starting to think that hat is covering up a massive head wound,” Meyers joked of Moore’s cowboy get-up.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/seth-meyers-roy-moore-cowboy_us_59cc95b5e4b02aef6cd780d1






10/  Carl Hiaasen with a mildly amusing story on the most evil of Trump's appointees - Scott Pruitt at the EPA who is busy gutting our environmental protections so the boys can save money....


President Trump’s mission to gut the Environmental Protection Agency is moving ahead at full speed, with one curious exception.
The personal security staff of EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt is three times larger than that of his predecessors. Either Pruitt is three times more unpopular than they were, or he just enjoys the extra company.
According to the Washington Post, Pruitt’s round-the-clock security detail now numbers about 18 people. Beyoncé, eat your heart out.
Even as Trump pushes to whack EPA’s budget by 31 percent, its Office of Enforcement and Compliance Assurance is quietly seeking to waive the hiring freeze and add more bodyguards for Pruitt.
http://www.miamiherald.com/opinion/opn-columns-blogs/carl-hiaasen/article174938816.html






11/  A three minute clip from "The President Show", where Trump literally wraps himself in the flag at a press conference...

Anthony Atamanuik is a talent to behold. His impersonation is unlike any other and really digs into Trump's soul: a twisted, sad little boy. The President Show is hilarious, brilliantly written and executed and exactly what we need during these dark times. Many have said Trump is so absurd that it's hard to parody him but Atamanuik shows us that's not true. So glad that he has taken his character to the screen,

https://www.youtube.com/watch






12/  Peter Bradshaw in the Guardian reviews "Blade Runner 2049", and yeay - it's as good as we hoped it would be.....

Interesting - all reviewers are under oath not to reveal any spoilers, so there are obviously some real plot twists....



With this visually staggering film, director Denis Villeneuve brings us to a kind of Ozymandias moment. It just has to be experienced on the biggest screen possible. Blade Runner 2049 is a narcotic spectacle of eerie and pitiless vastness, by turns satirical, tragic and romantic.
This is the sequel to the 1982 sci-fi classic, directed by Ridley Scott and based on Philip K Dick’s novel Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?, starring Harrison Ford as a “blade runner”, a futureworld cop whose job is to track down and kill disobedient almost-human androids known as replicants. The 2017 follow-up simply couldn’t be any more of a triumph: a stunning enlargement and improvement.
Its mind-boggling, cortex-wobbling, craniofacial-splintering images are there to trigger awe or even a kind of ecstatic despair at the idea of a post-human future, and what it means to imagine the wreck of our current form of homo sapiens. Evolution has not finished yet, any more than it was finished 100,000 years ago. As so often in literature and cinema, we are reminded that science fiction is there to tackle big ideas, and makes realist genres look flimsy and parochial. This film delivers pure hallucinatory craziness that leaves you hyperventilating.
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/sep/29/blade-runner-2049-review-ryan-gosling-harrison-ford-denis-villeneuve





Todays guy joke


A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment.
He went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, a stunning young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing only a robe.
 
The man smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him.

As they talked her robe slipped open and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.

After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said,
"Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming".
 
He followed her into her apartment, she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
 
Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"

Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked,
 
"It's got to be your ears".
 
Astounded and a little hurt she asked,
"My ears, look at these breasts, they are a full 38 inches and 100% natural.
I work out every day and my ass is firm and solid. I have a 24 inch waist.
Look at my skin, not a blemish anywhere.
How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
 
Clearing his throat, he stammered,
"Outside when you said you heard someone coming, that was me".
 





Todays philosophical jokes
Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
The Bayou
Baton Rouge , LA
No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.
Men' s Room Linda's Bar and Grill
Chapel Hill, NC
=0 A
It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus
Wickenburg , AZ
Make love, not war.
Hell, do both...
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT
If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York , New York
If pro is opposite of con,
Then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington , DC
Express Lane:
Five beers or less.
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ



Todays married guy joke

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while, then said,
"You're an alphabet wife..... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks ..."What the hell does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fabulous, Gorgeous, and Hot".

She smiled happily and said ...
"Oh, that's so lovely, but what about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"


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