Saturday, October 31, 2020

Davids Daily Dose - Saturday October 31st

 

1/  Frank Rich with a final look at the election....
Four years ago. Photo: Don Emmert/AFP via Getty Images

Most weeks, New York Magazine writer-at-large Frank Rich speaks with contributor Alex Carp about the biggest stories in politics and culture. Today, Election Night nightmare scenarios, Trump’s stable approval rating in the face of COVID-19, and the relevance of the Wall Street Journal.

We’re now less than a week from Election Day, and even the experts seem to be trying to prepare for every sort of surprise. What has been keeping you up at night as we wait for the counting to begin?



2/  Jordan Klepper from the Daily Show went to his last Trump rally....we hope! 
Five painful but amusing minutes, these Trumpies are beyond parody.....




3/  A little harsh, but basically true....see #2!
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4/  A Floriduh story of course.....
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A top Florida congressman just tweeted out video from inside a Miami post office that shows what appears to be an out of control sorting facility with mail in bins and boxes in no discernible order. Postmaster General Louis DeJoy for months worked to slow down the processing and delivery of mail, and this video seems to show he was successful.                                                                                          https://www.rawstory.com/2020/10/mail-has-been-sitting-for-over-a-week-disturbing-video-from-inside-florida-post-office-mail-in-ballots-piled-up/



5/  Bill Maher with "24 things you didn't know about AmyCB".....actually it's 7....but still quite amusing, 2 minutes....




6/  Paul Krugman with a sharp observation on how Trump has destroyed us internationally....good column...
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There are, I suppose, some people who still imagine that if and when Donald Trump leaves office we’ll see a rebirth of civility and cooperation in U.S. politics. They are, of course, hopelessly naïve. America in the 2020s will remain a deeply polarized nation, rife with crazy conspiracy theories and, quite possibly, plagued by right-wing terrorism.   

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/29/opinion/trump-trade-international-relations.html?referringSource=articleShare




7/  Tom Tomorrow on MAGA....
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8/  Good story on why older people are vulnerable to conspiracy theories and QAnon on social media.....DDD'ers - resist this BS!

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The last time they spoke, John’s father accused him of being part of the deep state. 

They have never exactly gelled politically — John, 38, is an executive at a left-wing think tank and his father is a lifelong reader of the New York Post — but there was a time when they could at least work through their disagreements. When he was an aide to a Democratic legislator during the debate over health care reform, John kept a big yellow copy of the Affordable Care Act in his living room.  https://www.huffpost.com/entry/internet-baby-boomers-misinformation-social-media_n_5f998039c5b6a4a2dc813d3d




9/  Sam Bee with her final thoughts on the election...a good five minutes....




10/  Where to live to avoid the worst effects of climate change? Interesting article....but the author has missed one of the better areas, which is the Carolina and Tennessee mountains [in my opinion].
Anyway we report, you decide...
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I’m only 25, but I can’t recall living through times as strange and surreal as these.

And lurking in the background of all the distressing headlines we see every day is the omnipresent threat of climate change.

The climate crisis is rearing its very ugly head these days. From massive wildfires in California to deadly hurricanes in the Atlantic to record-breaking monsoon flooding in South Asia, the natural world is reminding us every day that thanks to our exploitative attitude toward the planet, we’re running on borrowed time.





11/  Some of the people involved in the wholesale corruption of the Trump Administration.....
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On April 30, 2018, nine top executives from T-Mobile checked in to the Trump International Hotel in Washington, D.C., with their names on a list of VIP arrivals. They landed in Washington at a critical moment: Just the day before, T-Mobile had announced plans for a merger with Sprint. To complete the deal, the company needed approval from the Justice Department, one block away on Pennsylvania Avenue. Hanging out in the lobby in his trademark hot-pink-and-black T-Mobile hoodie, then CEO John Legere was instantly recognizable to hotel guests. His company wasn’t just patronizing the president’s hotel. It was advertising that it was doing so.



12/  An SNL commercial with Adele for African tourism for divorcees.....Adele can't keep it together.....a very funny and subtle 2 minutes....




13/  Frank Bruni in the Times with an excellent column.....how can we ever look at family, acquaintances and neighbors who are Trumpies in the same way? 
Can we ever forgive or even understand them again? I'm not sure we can answer that right now....
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It’s always assumed that those of us who felt certain of Hillary Clinton’s victory in 2016 were putting too much trust in polls.

I was putting too much trust in Americans.

I’d seen us err. I’d watched us stray. Still I didn’t think that enough of us would indulge a would-be leader as proudly hateful, patently fraudulent and flamboyantly dishonest as Donald Trump.

We had episodes of ugliness, but this? No way. We were better than Trump.

Except, it turned out, we weren’t.



14/  This explains a lot....why Justice Kennedy resigned when he did so Trump could put Kavanaugh on the Court....
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The son of former U.S. Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy helped Donald Trump in 2005 secure nearly $700 million in loans to construct a skyscraper in Chicago, despite Trump’s reputation for defaulting on business loans, the New York Timesreported on Tuesday evening.

According to the report, Justin Kennedy, who ran the German bank’s commercial real estate team and was close with the president’s daughter Ivanka Trump and her husband Jared Kushner, was willing to overlook Trump’s shoddy history as a debtor, getting the future president to personally guarantee $40 million of the loan



15/  Despite the title [My Neighbor Joined a Sex Cult] this is an interesting story....
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About ten years ago, my new neighbor in Austin, Texas invited me to a meeting with a group called “Executive Success Programs, aka NXIVM.” This program was designed to “help individuals develop the emotional and intellectual skills necessary to reach their maximum potential in all areas of life.” I was intrigued by the invitation as she also had small children, a ready laugh and was beautiful, interesting, and outgoing.




Today's best insults

Alfred Hitchcock responding to actress Mary Anderson who asked him “What is my best side,” while filming “Lifeboat.”

“You’re sitting on it, my dear.”

Bette Midler on Princess Anne:

“She loves nature, in spite of what it did to her.”

Elizabeth Taylor:

“Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.”

Frank Sinatra on Robert Redford:

“Well at least he has found his true love – what a pity he can’t marry himself.”

Mahatma Gandhi asked by a reporter in a crowd “What do you think of Western civilization?”

“I think it would be a good idea.”

Pierre Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada, responding to hearing that President Richard Nixon had called him an “asshole.”

“I’ve been called worse things by better people”

Pope John XXIII, when asked “How many people work at the Vatican,” by a journalist:

“About half.”

Valentino Liberace to a critic:

“Thank you for your very amusing review. After reading it I laughed all the way to the bank.”

Winston Churchill and Bessie Braddock:

Bessie Braddock: “Winston, you are drunk, and what’s more you are disgustingly drunk.”

Winston Churchill: “Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what’s more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.”

Frank Zappa and TV talk show host Joe Pyne, a decorated WWII hero who lost one of his legs in combat:

Joe Pyne: “So I guess your long hair makes you a woman.”

Frank Zappa: “So I guess your wooden leg makes you a table.”

BONUS INSULT:

Winston Churchill and Lady Nancy Astor:

Lady Nancy Astor: “Winston, if you were my husband, I’d put poison in your coffee.”

Winston Churchill: “Nancy, if you were my wife, I’d drink it.”




Today's kiddie joke

Today's cop joke
Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired arrive on scene. 
After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor, they call their sergeant on his cell phone.
"Hello Sarge."
"Yes."
"It looks like we have a homicide here. "
"What happened?"
"A woman has shot her husband for walking on the floor she had just mopped."
"Have you placed her under arrest?"
"No sir. The floor is still wet. "
 


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