Friday, June 11, 2021

Davids Daily Dose - Friday June 11th

 



1/. Joe Manchin - yes we hate him, but he's also useful to some other Democratic Senators....
The West Virginian doesn’t mind taking most of the flack for killing filibuster reform. Photo: Tasos Katopodis/AP/Shutterstock
In 2017, the day after Senate Republicans nuked the last vestiges of the presidential-appointments filibuster in order to place Neil Gorsuch on the U.S. Supreme Court, Senators Susan Collins and Chris Coons released a letter signed by them and 59 of their colleagues opposing any future move to get rid of the remaining filibuster against legislation not otherwise protected from the dilatory tactic (mostly budget-reconciliation bills that, by design, only require simple majorities). 



2/. Carey Mulligan has IBS....a funny two minutes....



3/. Interesting comparison of the Republican party to the Soviet Communist party in the 80's.....some good points, 
but the Republicans are still very dangerous to democracy.....
We are living in a time of bad metaphors. Everything is fascism, or socialism; Hitler’s Germany, or Stalin’s Soviet Union. Republicans, especially, want their followers to believe that America is on the verge of a dramatic time, a moment of great conflict such as 1968—or perhaps, even worse, 1860. (The drama is the point, of course. No one ever says, “We’re living through 1955.”)




4/. Jimmy Kimmel took his crew into the street to see if anyone could identify Jill Biden....two sad minutes....



5/. CEO time....



6/. How young Republicans have sold out their principles....

Once upon a time, a shiny new trio of young conservatives — Ryan Costello, Carlos Curbelo and Elise Stefanik — wanted to help build a modern, millennial Republican Party. The 30-somethings, all sworn into Congress in 2015, understood that millennials often agreed on many of the nation’s core problems, and believed it was up to them to offer conservative solutions. They were out to create a new G.O.P. for the 21st century.




7/. BLM and the Boogaloo Boys......yes, this really happened....



8/. The new electric F-150 is a bigger deal than you think.....
A fully charged F-150 Lightning can keep the lights on in your home for three days. Photo: Courtesy of Ford
Listen, I think you should be able to get rid of your car if you want to. It should be easy to get everywhere you need to go on fast, frequent, fare-free public transit or by using safe, shaded, separated road designs that prioritize the movement of people.



9/. Love this one....might take a minute...





10/. Heard lots of nonsense about the Olympic Games in Japan next month? Here is what's really happening, from John Stanley who edits the premier 
world archery magazine and has attended the last two Olympics as a journalist....yes,John Stanley is related to yours truly!



11/. Remember Dennis Kucinich? Matt Taibbi reviews his new book.....

I first met Dennis Kucinich in 2003, when he was running for president. I’d been assigned to write a feature about him for The Nation and didn’t know what to expect. The press take on him was two caricature terms: nutty leftist. 

When I began following him around in New Hampshire, I didn’t find him to be nutty or even particularly a leftist. Mainly, he was just interesting. 




12/. A letter to the Editor of the Times about the UFO controversy.....totally agree with this man....

To the Editor:

Adam Frank ignores an important aspect of this issue: the possibility that any extraterrestrials from an advanced civilization visiting us may not be friendly, which should be of great concern to all of us.

Let us hope that whatever aliens we encounter do not turn out to be like us — blithely devastating and exterminating other creatures and the biological systems that sustain life on Earth. Even and especially if they are kind and compassionate, they might feel obliged to exterminate such a dangerous and destructive “pest” species as human beings. We clearly represent a threat to most other life-forms on our planet.Our sense of morality and ethics rarely restrains us in our pursuit of domination of animals and nature. Why should aliens treat us any differently?

Lewis Regenstein
Atlanta




13/. Been on a flight yet? Flying has actually gotten worse....
TURBULENCE — Over the weekend, I flew with my two toddlers for the first time since last summer. On that Fourth of July weekend in 2020, in what turned out to still be the early days of the pandemic, there was no federal mask mandate in airports, though most airlines had their own mask requirements. Even though I flew on a holiday weekend, my flight last year turned out to be smooth and eerily pleasant.







14/. Umair doesn't like billionaires, and after the recent revelations on how the wealthiest [like Bezos] pay zero taxes, I can see why....

I came across an amazingly disturbing number today. Some numbers are more than numbers — they tell stories, that cut across time, and hold the destinies of nations in their hands. This is one of them. This one, in particular, explains how America became a failed state                                       

 https://eand.co/billionaires-made-america-a-poor-country-4b8b8b3471cd




16/. Here we go.....the militias are about to get involved in the Western water wars....

KLAMATH FALLS, Ore. — Through the marshlands along the Oregon-California border, the federal government a century ago carved a whole new landscape, draining lakes and channeling rivers to build a farming economy that now supplies alfalfa for dairy cows and potatoes for Frito-Lay chips.




17/. Mary and I watched this HBO series "Mare Of Easttown", and loved it.....very well done, gritty and also great acting....
K

ate Winslet has always had guts. But for her to have a belly, let alone one that wobbles and jiggles in the way most 45-year-old women’s middles quite unremarkably do, is still apparently a thing so shocking as to make headline news. This week the star of the cult TV drama Mare of Easttown disclosed that she had refused her director’s offer to edit out footage of her “bulgy bit of belly” from a sex scene, arguing that her character should be allowed to look like the woman she was meant to be: a middle-aged small town detective who has carried two children, unwinds after an exhausting day with a beer rather than a gym session, and has rather more serious things to worry about than the odd flabby bit hanging over her jeans.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/jun/03/kate-winslet-mare-of-easttown-women-ageism?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other




18/. Not seen this movie "Ghosts Of Mars", but might have a look after this review....



Today's video - the Ameriquest Mortgage "Don't Judge Too Quickly" commercials.......
very, very amusing, and most are new.....




Today's bad golf groaner
     "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of night?" a wife said to her husband.
 
     "Dear," he answered, "I was golfing with friends."
 
     "What?" she countered.  "Until two in the morning?"
 
     "Yes," he said.  "We used night clubs."
 



Today's codger joke
Larry and Bob, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
 
One day Larry didn't show up. Bob didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.. But after Larry hadn't shown up for a week or so, Bob really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Bob didn't know where Larry lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.
 
A month had passed, and Bob figured he had seen the last of Larry, but one day, Bob approached the park and -- lo and behold -- there sat Larry! Bob was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, ‘For crying out loud Larry, what in the world happened to you?
 
Larry replied, 'I have been in jail.'
 
'Jail!' cried Bob. What in the world for?'
 
'Well,' Larry said, 'you know Jane, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?'
 
'Yeah,' said Bob, 'I remember her. What about her?
 
'Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and at 95 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty'.
 
'The damn judge gave me 30 days for perjury’. 



Todays oldies but goodies
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."   Lynn Lavner 


"Sex at age 70 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."    Camille Paglia 

 
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant."     George Burns 

 
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."    Sharon Stone 

 
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."    Tiger Woods 

 
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."    Jack Nicholson 

 
"  Clinton  lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."      Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady) 

 
"Ah, yes, divorce,  from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."    Robin Williams 

 
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place"    Billy Crystal 

 
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."    Robert De Niro 

 
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"    Dustin Hoffman 

 
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked !"    Jerry Seinfeld 

 
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams 

 
"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."            Joan Rivers 

 

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."     Steve Martin 

 
" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-..aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life."    Elmo Phillips 

 
" Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."     Oscar Wilde




The good old days....not!
They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot & then once a day it was taken & Sold to the tannery.......if you had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor"

But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot......they "didn't have a pot to piss in" & were the lowest of the low

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s:

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and they still smelled pretty good by June.. However, since they were starting to smell . ...... . Brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting Married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it.. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water!"

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof... Hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs."

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, "Dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way. Hence: a thresh hold.

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire.. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme: Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old. Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, "bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat.

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the upper crust.

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would Sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial.. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a wake.

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive... So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift.) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be, saved by the bell or was considered a dead ringer.

And that's the truth....Now, whoever said History was boring?


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