Thursday, November 9, 2023

Davids Daily Dose - Thursday November 9th

 

1/. "Joe Biden is In Trouble".....a disturbing story from the Times....
The excellent results for Democrats this week doesn't change this story either.....

The savage terrorist attack on Israel and the ensuing war in Gaza are spurring many young Americans to engage with the political moment at a heightened intensity that could, ultimately, influence the 2024 presidential race. President Biden is offering plentiful support to Israel, though with more words of caution recently. Yet according to multiple recent polls, fewer than a quarter of young voters — who were crucial to Democratic victories in 2020 and overperformance in 2022 — approve of the way that the president is handling the response to the war between Israel and Hamas.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/06/opinion/joe-biden-polling.html



2/. We give you Jordan Klepper whenever he makes a new video because his stuff is very funny, but here is a 
serious video from the Guardian, who sent a reporter to South Carolina to interview Trumpies and others.....
See for yourself....scary....



3/. Ignore the Polls! 
Robert Hubbell has a message, and I certainly hope it's true....but reading story #1 above maybe not....

We are one year out from the 2024 general election, and media outlets are busy predicting a future they cannot know. I routinely advise readers to “ignore the polls,” so whenever I write about the polls, readers tell me I should follow my own advice. Fair point. But the poll by the New York Times released over the weekend prompted dozens of readers to send panicked emails asking me to “Talk them off the ledge.” The NYTimes poll will get more coverage in the Monday news cycle, so in anticipation of hundreds of additional panicked reactions, I will once again address the issue of polling. It is a scourge that we will live with for the next year, so occasional reminders that the only poll that matters will occur on November 5, 2024, is in order.                                                                    https://roberthubbell.substack.com/p/one-more-time-with-feeling-ignore-d14?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=271358&post_id=138627648&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=2cwgv&utm_medium=email




4/. And here is Bob Lefsetz on the Times polls....

“Trump Leads in 5 Critical States as Voters Blast Biden, Times/Siena Poll Finds – Voters in battleground states said they trusted Donald J. Trump over President Biden on the economy, foreign policy and immigration, as Mr. Biden’s multiracial base shows signs of fraying.”

Free link: https://tinyurl.com/5n8b3c7w

STFU. That’s what all the boomer Democrats tell me when I express doubts about Biden. They’re incensed, pissed that I would break the code, I must vote for Biden, because he’s the only one who can beat Trump. OH YEAH?

Isn’t it funny that the RNC has lost control of the Republican party and the DNC still has a firm grip upon the Democratic party.                                                                  https://lefsetz.com/wordpress/2023/11/05/the-new-york-times-poll/



5/. Tom Tomorrow with no end in sight.....



6/. Thom Hartmann writes about a new climate tipping point we have reached.....and 
lists all the others we are close to.....

Sometime in the past year, this tiny planet we live on in an obscure corner of our Milky Way galaxy went through some sort of tipping point, a “state change” of sorts, and now things are different from how they’ve been at any other time in the 300,000 year history of the human race.

Nobody knows for sure what that change or tipping point is.

— One theory is that variations in dust concentrations in the Northern Hemisphere’s atmosphere — a function of the temperature of the Atlantic Ocean allowing more or less fine dirt to be picked up and carried aloft from northern Africa — are changing the reflectivity of the atmosphere and trapping more of the sun’s heat.                                                   https://hartmannreport.com/p/america-mysteriously-hit-a-deadly-061?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=302288&post_id=138261757&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=2cwgv&utm_medium=email




7/. An amusing quick segment from Bill Maher - things you don't know about Mike Johnson......



8/. A chilling story of what happens when a predatory healthcare company takes over your local ER.....
Mission Hospital in Asheville springs to mind....

Earlier this year, I stood outside the hospital in New Mexico where I worked as an emergency physician. I was, for the first time, picketing. The next day I would be fired, another first. At least I wasn’t the only one – all of my colleagues would also be terminated.

Why would a hospital fire an entire department of doctors

The hospital, it turns out, had decided to outsource us.  



9/. SNL - Colin Jost is visited by his agent [Sarah Sherman] who discusses his new projects......very amusing.....



10/. Thom Hartmann [in 2025] Is in jail after Trump was re-elected, and he gives us a progress 
report on how the new administration is keeping us all safe...
Chilling, and yes it's speculative fiction but don't think it won't happen. 
Trump and his minions have proudly boasted this is exactly what will happen....

4 November 2025

Leavenworth, Kansas

Dear Louise,

It’s been almost a year since the last time I saw you, as they were arresting me on the sedition charge that’s kept me in this prison. If the underground network here succeeds, you should get this letter within a few weeks; it’s the third I’ve written you that got out of the prison, but I understand the first two couriers were busted for carrying contraband mail and are now in prison themselves.

The day after President Trump was re-elected (when Speaker Johnson recognized the disputed ballots in five states and threw the election to the House of Representatives), you’ll recall, he invoked the Insurrection Act and began the mass arrests. They tell me both Joe Biden and Merrick Garland are in here, too, although I haven’t seen them; apparently the “high value” former administration officials are locked down in a separate wing.



11/. Sarah Silverman on the Daily Show.....quite good, she takes on Trump and Mike Johnson too.....



12/.  loved this story- Trump's golf interests are starting to collapse....
The LIV tour has dropped Trump's courses......

Ever since Eisenhower, American presidents all make a point of somehow being connected to golf. They may show up at a baseball game and throw out the first pitch, or wave to all the fans at the Army-Navy football game before exiting the stadium, but most of them actually play the game.

In that respect, Trump-o was a different breed of cat, because he not only plays golf all the time, but he owns a whole bunch of golf courses not just in the United States, but in Scotland, Ireland, Indonesia, Oman and Dubai.

But Trump isn’t just a golf course owner, he’s also a golf promoter, or at least was a promoter until a month or so ago.                                                     https://mikeweisser.medium.com/trump-golf-begins-to-collapse-03aacb68d8fa



13/. Says it all.....there are no winners.....



14/. Earth's systems are "flickering".....we are getting warning after warning yet not only is 
nothing being done, it's getting worse.....
Rishi Sunak delivers a speech on AI at the Royal Society, London, 26 October.
‘Rishi Sunak now seems to have discovered his purpose: trashing the planet on behalf of corporate power.’ Photograph: Peter Nicholls/AP

Can you see it yet? The Earth systems horizon – the point at which our planetary systems tip into a new equilibrium, hostile to most lifeforms? I think we can. The sudden acceleration of environmental crises we have seen this year, coupled with the strategic uselessness of powerful governments, rushes us towards the point of no return.

We’re told we are living through the sixth mass extinction. But even this is a euphemism. 
We call such events mass extinctions because the most visible sign of the five previous catastrophes of the 
Phanerozoic era (since animals with hard body parts evolved) is the disappearance of fossils from the rocks. 
But their vanishing was a result of something even bigger. Mass extinction is a symptom of Earth systems collapse.



15/. Bob Lefsetz on Sam Bankman-Fried and philosophy.....

And they said it wouldn’t have happened to Elizabeth Holmes if she was a man. OH YEAH?

I’m sick and tired of people venerating the rich. As if being rich made you great across the board, a virtuous genius who we must all make way for. Even worse, some of these pricks, like Elon Musk, truly think they’re untouchable. Look at Elon’s legal track record. He believes he can act with impunity, and now he wants a governmental penalty to be lifted because why? HE’S ELON MUSK!

But it’s even worse, we had to see Michael Lewis hyping his book on every TV and news outlet extant. Yes, if Michael Lewis is involved, it gets a pass. Why? You don’t have to look too deep to see that Lewis was snookered. But Lewis is bright and articulate and we can’t say no, he deserves a slot on “60 Minutes.” Welcome to the hype industrial complex, where we promote you and forget you. Can you say OLIVER ANTHONY?

Hell, if FTX was on the up and up, why was it based in the Bahamas? This guy wanted no oversight, no regulation. And when he got nailed he said he wasn’t guilty, told not to use electronic devices at home and he did anyway, thank god they sent him to jail. This guy thinks he’s above the law.                                                                                                                           https://lefsetz.com/wordpress/2023/11/02/sam-bankman-fried/



16/ SNL - Dawg Food....really funny....
These guys ['Please Don't Destroy"] are very good....



17/. Gloom and Doom time.....all the bad news from last week around the globe....

This is Last Week in Collapse, a weekly newsletter bringing together some of the most important, timely, useful, depressing, ironic, astonishing, or otherwise must-see moments in Collapse.

This is the 97th newsletter. You can find the October 22-28 edition here on Reddit if you missed it last week. Thank you for subscribing to the Substack; your support inspires me. 

The top climate scientist James Hansen is warning of massive warming ahead. He advocates a carbon tax and solar geoengineering attempts. “We would be damned fools and bad scientists if we didn’t expect an acceleration of global warming,” said Hansen. The full, 33-page study has some interesting graphs illustrating the rate of warming.          https://lastweekincollapse.substack.com/p/last-week-in-collapse-october-29-159?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=827253&post_id=138604403&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=2cwgv&utm_medium=email



18/. As if you needed more proof - here is a blatant example of the corruption of our 
Florida Legislature - tax breaks for Koch Industries after they destroy a Florida County.....

In mid-September, just three weeks after Hurricane Idalia tore through Taylor County in North Florida, the tiny community suffered a second disaster.

The company that operates a large pulp-and-fiber mill in the area — a 69-year-old factory known locally as the “Foley mill” that has long been one of the region’s most important employers — announced that it would shut the facility down and lay off all 500-plus people who work there.

It’s a devastating blow to Taylor County, a timber-dependent community with a shrinking population of fewer than 22,000 people where one-in-five families live in poverty. A report by the University of Florida estimates the Foley mill closure will lead to the loss of approximately 2,000 jobs in total, including the truckers and loggers who supply the mill with slash pine.

And now Florida might hand a farewell tax break to the fleeing company — which is part of Koch Industries, the global conglomerate led by billionaire Republican donor Charles Koch.



19.  The best movies so far in 2023.....from Vanity Fair....




And the best TV shows on Netflix....also from Vanity Fair...




Today's collection of clever puns.....
·I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
·I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
·When chemists die, they barium.
·Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
·A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
·I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
·How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
·I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
·This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
·I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
·I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words .
·They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
·A dyslexic man walks into a bra .
·PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
·Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
·Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory-- I hope there's no pop quiz.
·The Energizer bunny arrested and charged with battery.
·I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
·Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
·When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
·What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
·I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
·Broken pencils are pointless.
·What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
·England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
·I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
·I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
·All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
·I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
·Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
·Velcro - what a rip off!
·Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
·Venison for dinner? Oh deer!
·Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.
·I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.


Today's guy joke

My Neighbor from Across the Street

 
She's single
I often watch her from my window.
Man was I surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I nearly tripped in rushing to open it.
She stood there, looked at me and said, "I just finished work and I feel so horny! 
I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight"?
I immediately replied, "Tonight I'm free and I have no plans"!!!
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog"?

MAN... IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!


Today's Vaseline joke
A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman 
with three small children running around at her feet. 
“I’m doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?”
She said, “Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.”
“If you don’t mind my asking,” he said, “what do you use it for?” 
“We use it for sex,” she said.
The researcher was a little taken aback. “Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child’s bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. 
But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. 
I admire you for your honesty. 
Since you’ve been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it for sex?”
The woman said, “I don’t mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out.”
What were you thinking......



Today's Catholic joke
An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.
'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession... I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.'
The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.'
Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the confessional. 
'Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Fanny Green twice a week for the past two months.'
This time, the priest questioned, 'Who is this Fanny Green?'
'A new woman in the neighborhood,' the sinner replied.
'Very well,' sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail Mary's.;
At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered the sanctuary. 
The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. 
Her dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes.
The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly apart, but just enough to realize she wasn't wearing any underwear.
The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, 'Is that Fanny Green?'
The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but managed to calmly reply, 
'No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes'



Today's broccoli joke...

A man was stocking produce at the grocery store when a woman approached, asking, "Excuse me, where's the broccoli? I can't seem to find it."

He replied, "I apologize, ma'am, we're out of broccoli today. We'll have more tomorrow morning."
Resuming his work, he was arranging oranges when the same woman tapped his shoulder and inquired again, "Where's the broccoli? Do you have any?"

He patiently responded, "No, ma'am, we're still out of broccoli. We'll have some tomorrow morning."
Moments later, the woman confronted him once more, demanding, "Why can't I find any broccoli? Where is it?"

The man said, "Please indulge me for a moment. How do you spell 'cat' as in 'catastrophic'?"

She answered, "C-A-T."

He continued, "How do you spell 'dog' as in 'dogmatic'?"

She replied, "D-O-G."

Then he asked, "How do you spell 'fu*k' as in 'broccoli'?"

Puzzled, she said, "There is no 'fu*k' in broccoli."

He exclaimed, "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU, LADY!"

 







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